The Apple Intelligence Ads Rant

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @mogullll
    @mogullll Месяц назад +2225

    Apple intelligence when plum stupidity walks in

  • @nonameorwhatever469
    @nonameorwhatever469 Месяц назад +1394

    He got so mad he broke into a bad zizek impression unprompted.

    • @janreal84
      @janreal84 Месяц назад +64

      toiletsch

    • @theonlymuffin
      @theonlymuffin Месяц назад +76

      *sniffs*

    • @Coooouri
      @Coooouri Месяц назад +25

      what do you mean bad I thought librarian put the clip on

    • @PepperoniVT
      @PepperoniVT Месяц назад +47

      The more NL quotes that Zizek clip, the more it recontextualizes the original video for me. No longer is it a guy who would rather just talk with a woman than engage with her physically; it's now an apt visual metaphor for the masturbatory nature of AI hype guys leading to dead internet.

    • @demujo
      @demujo Месяц назад +1

      @@janreal84arun x enelle not the expected venn diagram but happy to see it

  • @_zurr
    @_zurr Месяц назад +1413

    Sometimes NL throws out incredibly witty wordplay or lyrical imagery off the dome and I'm left speechless, burning to know how to achieve such mastery of the english language.
    Other times, he goes "Gamers be like... uh..."

    • @MsLucho1998
      @MsLucho1998 Месяц назад +188

      This is why AI will never be truly able to imitate the egg, he's too unpredictable for the algorithms.

    • @yolobuttrill
      @yolobuttrill Месяц назад

      I'm literally sitting here thinking what the fuck a nebekanezer is?!

    • @sufy0712
      @sufy0712 Месяц назад +170

      Straight Joe Biden be like, "I'm gay"

    • @kibo8206
      @kibo8206 Месяц назад +167

      10 minute elaborate rant on AI and the human experience or "honk shuah sleep on that thang" no in-between

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger Месяц назад

      "Gamers be like... Uh..."? Okay.. hey listen, BUDDY. Like, Let the great gods, that keep this dreadful pother shit o'er our damn heads, find out their enemies now, okay? How about you... tremble, thou wretch, thou... unwashed chatter, that hast within thee undivulged crimes, unwhipp'd of justice: hide thee, thou bloody hand, bro!! Thou perjured, bro!! Honestly, and thou similar motherfucker of.. uh, virtue that art _damn incestuous:_ caitiff, to pieces shake, that under covert and convenient seeming hast practised on Millenial's life: close pent-up guilts, rive your concealing continents, and cry these dreadful rizzless summoners grace. I am a man more sinn'd against than sinning, bro. No shot.
      ... Did you, umm, did you see that tweet that said-

  • @superfactorial5717
    @superfactorial5717 Месяц назад +881

    Prompt tuah or something fuuu i got nothing man

    • @theonlymuffin
      @theonlymuffin Месяц назад +157

      We're French guys, of course oui

    • @book_worm6549
      @book_worm6549 Месяц назад +81

      +2 you tried your best, this too is part of the human experience :)

    • @eatari02
      @eatari02 Месяц назад +45

      you got something man +2

    • @DorianManewitz
      @DorianManewitz Месяц назад +64

      “I’m prompt-tuah, allow me to speak on that thang”

    • @zaxtonhong3958
      @zaxtonhong3958 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@theonlymuffin
      +duex

  • @Swarming-Languendo
    @Swarming-Languendo Месяц назад +509

    Those apple ads want you to treat people like Social links in Persona.
    Gotta look up the guide to make sure I get +2 Friendship points in this interaction!

    • @jkreincarnation
      @jkreincarnation Месяц назад +28

      It's a "metaphor" for relationships haha get it? I tried

    • @SikGamer70
      @SikGamer70 Месяц назад +12

      the ad wants you to treat people like IRL quicktime events

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 Месяц назад +23

      Remember to change your equiped AI type to match your acquaintance's personality to get a bonus +1 friendship stat when you ask them to hangout!!! This is essential for a 100% completion playthrough

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 Месяц назад +2

      unironically going to start doing this now thanks

    • @Jenaxu
      @Jenaxu 29 дней назад +4

      my life is like a video game

  • @B-019
    @B-019 Месяц назад +1106

    NL is 100% on-target with this "AI" stuff. Those ads all feel so weirdly uncomfortable.

    • @Juryoku_
      @Juryoku_ Месяц назад +4

      Nah it’s just your insecurities talking.

    • @B-019
      @B-019 Месяц назад +373

      ​@@Juryoku_ That seems like one hell of a leap from what I said. Speak on that.

    • @yolobuttrill
      @yolobuttrill Месяц назад

      Normalizing all this half baked tech is so short sighted and dumb. It's another Facebook data grab 🤣

    • @jayayywhy4374
      @jayayywhy4374 Месяц назад +188

      Fr the lady could've been like "oh yeah I haven't gotten a chance to read it yet, let me take a look" instead of the Kronk ahh dialog "ah yes the email, the email you sent me, the email you specifically requested me to read, my email" followed by the most bare bones description in history

    • @kingbod2075
      @kingbod2075 Месяц назад +39

      ​@@B-019fr craziest jump ever.

  • @kozaak2107
    @kozaak2107 Месяц назад +495

    5:05 "Another hectare of rainforest gets shoved into the furnace" HOLY +2

  • @Soup4841
    @Soup4841 Месяц назад +450

    People really seem to undersell just how good NLs rhetoric is. Thank god he has rational opinions cause he could turn me to the dark side with one rant.

    • @ratfry
      @ratfry Месяц назад +121

      Honestly yeah, he uses a perfect mix of confidence, humor, quick thinking, and concessions. All of that encourages you to think of his viewpoint as obvious and like it's the only reasonable one there is, which is all rhetoric really is at its core. Rebut tuah on that thang.

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 Месяц назад +10

      Is NL convincing or do you just already agree with him?

    • @Soup4841
      @Soup4841 Месяц назад +38

      @@grimmparagon427 his flow, his confidence, his word choice, everything means that he's very convincing. like he could tell me that a piss fetish isn't that weird and i'd believe him

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 Месяц назад +11

      @@Soup4841 maybe it's just in the job description but ngl it's not that weird. It's like 1 step removed from base level kinks

    • @Soup4841
      @Soup4841 Месяц назад +18

      @@grimmparagon427 i have the weirdest feeling that there's an entire librarian video on this very topic

  • @sscswimmer1
    @sscswimmer1 Месяц назад +241

    Ugh 14 minute video? Apple AI can you summarize this one for me?

    • @AsixSuffuri
      @AsixSuffuri Месяц назад +37

      Siri: humanity +2 laziness -2

  • @occupationDan
    @occupationDan Месяц назад +309

    We let NL play a single player game and he just started picking at the fabric of human existence. We need 100ccs of Fall Guys stat

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 Месяц назад +23

      He is only playing fall guys again if mcdonalds sponsors him

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Месяц назад +46

      Why are you talking about Fall Guys like it's Kanye's nitrous

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter Месяц назад +4

      @@samt3412 can i have the nitrus

  • @nikkovalidor4890
    @nikkovalidor4890 Месяц назад +377

    Jarvis, summarize this man's rant on the impending devaluation of human experiences via our over reliance on superficial garbage
    also jarvis, show me this man's colonoscopy footage

    • @yolobuttrill
      @yolobuttrill Месяц назад +40

      So true, many people are saying this +2

    • @NimRyo
      @NimRyo Месяц назад

      Google, show me this guy's balls

    • @eyeamstrongest
      @eyeamstrongest Месяц назад +12

      this is what ai was made for

    • @IAmTheWar
      @IAmTheWar Месяц назад +2

      This has big Tayne energy LMAO

    • @MoldyOvergrowth
      @MoldyOvergrowth Месяц назад +1

      "Google, show me this guys balls"

  • @BobIsBetterThanYou
    @BobIsBetterThanYou Месяц назад +189

    Old man yells at iCloud.

    • @awesomesauce5481
      @awesomesauce5481 Месяц назад +7

      Holyyy +2

    • @soggy_burrito
      @soggy_burrito Месяц назад +5

      97-year-old old man still yells at clouds the old fashioned way

  • @SW1ZZMAN
    @SW1ZZMAN Месяц назад +442

    Normal people be like: I’m so smart
    Gamers be like: +1 Intelligence

  • @loic883
    @loic883 Месяц назад +248

    of course we

  • @kevykev188
    @kevykev188 Месяц назад +293

    Classic NL meta. Saying the most real shit you’ve ever heard with the most decroded game you’ve ever seen in the background

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 Месяц назад +48

      The easier it is for him to not pay attention to a game the better the yap sesh

    • @FlozzSD
      @FlozzSD Месяц назад +14

      Put some respect on ufo 50's name

    • @rjbeefy5020
      @rjbeefy5020 Месяц назад +3

      Seriously what's the point of just hitting the pylon over and over in that UFO 50 game

    • @ingvarsuigin609
      @ingvarsuigin609 24 дня назад

      @@rjbeefy5020 the point is, you're slightly short of buying the next upgrade, and you don't want to do a whole new run without buying the upgrades, so you hit the diamond, get some more money, and buy the things you want. You have a money generator at home that is pretty slow and boring compared to going out and opening chests, but you can actually get some money from it easily.

    • @MangroveLord
      @MangroveLord 21 день назад +2

      I fuckin love it

  • @swirle13
    @swirle13 Месяц назад +136

    Damn, bit so good, Librarian didn't even wait for the 24hr exclusivity clause

    • @FreyrFox
      @FreyrFox Месяц назад +4

      I thought twitch got rid of that when they allowed multistreaming again

    • @Pedun42
      @Pedun42 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@FreyrFox librarian got into some hot water because since he uploaded clips before NL uploaded the vod, NL got hit with a strike for reuploading other people's content.

  • @hastyscorpion
    @hastyscorpion Месяц назад +156

    "You don't want to go through life like a piece of fiber not being digested by the world"

  • @johnwickham
    @johnwickham Месяц назад +132

    Aintnoway librarian installed SF Pro to make this thumbnail

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Месяц назад +88

      SHUT UP HOW DID YOU KNOW

    • @johnwickham
      @johnwickham Месяц назад +76

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneau the typeface recognizer has logged on

    • @catgirlsystems
      @catgirlsystems Месяц назад +9

      type foundry nerds rise up (60 people)

  • @zaksaturday1693
    @zaksaturday1693 Месяц назад +100

    I'd legitimately hate someone if I sent them something I was passionate about and they pretended to know it when all they did was get an "AI summary" of the thing.

    • @Pedun42
      @Pedun42 Месяц назад +17

      Damn, is this how my high school lit teacher felt?

    • @devontroester5035
      @devontroester5035 Месяц назад +5

      @@Pedun42 You opened my eyes and I need to apologize to my teachers

  • @Goldfyre
    @Goldfyre Месяц назад +74

    "you know it when your the mf picking the fruit. if you're just eating the apples you might not know, but if your the tree... you can tell the difference."
    Modern day Socrates strikes again

    • @mooncrime4998
      @mooncrime4998 Месяц назад +3

      I feel like I don't understand this one

    • @Arakus99
      @Arakus99 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@mooncrime4998 i think it means the general audience might not be able to tell the difference between ai and human made stuff, but creators definitely can

    • @29Mozay29
      @29Mozay29 29 дней назад +1

      @@Arakus99 Imo if you're eating the apples it's obvious too, it's just the difference between buying mass produced canned soup vs grandma's home-made recipe

  • @_zurr
    @_zurr Месяц назад +496

    "We're librarian guys, of course we HELP HELP HELP MEEEEE I'M TURNING INTO A BIT" and other such memeable quotes to farm likes because life is a Sisyphean rollercoaster where the scraps of dopamine you get in the moment is sometimes all you have

    • @SW1ZZMAN
      @SW1ZZMAN Месяц назад +44

      He smiles as he does this

    • @literallyatiger64
      @literallyatiger64 Месяц назад +31

      Bro got it twisted

    • @SikGamer70
      @SikGamer70 Месяц назад +2

      The layers of irony never stop growing

  • @zacharynovak2180
    @zacharynovak2180 Месяц назад +105

    7:27 “…could [AI] be inside a waste water treatment plant being like ‘hey we need to release more calcium carbonate to buffer out this huge load of diarrhea that just cam in from the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom’”
    Where the hell does he come up with this shit off the cuff???!

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 Месяц назад +12

      Random tidbits of information prob,he loves his trivia and loves to flaunt it

    • @snaildrey
      @snaildrey Месяц назад +5

      as someone who worked in a wastewater treatment plant i would NOT trust an AI to make executive decisions about how to run the plant lol.

  • @Gumper30
    @Gumper30 Месяц назад +75

    "We're modernity guys. Of course we substitute reality with simulacra"

  • @Hifuutorian
    @Hifuutorian Месяц назад +96

    I love how he seamlessly switches to Bella Ramsey's correct pronouns mid-rant without breaking stride *while* calling them a hack fraud sellout.

    • @Hifuutorian
      @Hifuutorian Месяц назад +11

      And did he make an estrogen pill joke???

    • @ellepalmer
      @ellepalmer Месяц назад +5

      nobody cares

    • @Hifuutorian
      @Hifuutorian Месяц назад +34

      @@ellepalmer Lotta people care buddy. Sorry your brain is smooth tho.

    • @ellepalmer
      @ellepalmer Месяц назад +2

      @@Hifuutorian ironic take for someone who thinks human beings can have no gender

    • @ollie9171
      @ollie9171 Месяц назад +20

      ​@@ellepalmerI'm sure you're on the right side of the argument here

  • @Buttercup_lol
    @Buttercup_lol Месяц назад +40

    Was eating dinner the other day and heard a guy talking really loud about how great ai is and how he legitimately had ChatGPT write his wedding vows for him…

  • @mikelonduckguey
    @mikelonduckguey Месяц назад +36

    NL has another one of my favorite quotes about ai! "I'm not saying ai is useless, but this is the stupidest possible use for it"

  • @BalsamicJeebs
    @BalsamicJeebs Месяц назад +13

    i feel like ai would only be good if we could put them inside little robots and dress them up as gnomes and make them incredibly terrified of humans

    • @SableWind
      @SableWind Месяц назад +2

      That'd be sick

  • @Snyphurr.
    @Snyphurr. Месяц назад +62

    4:40 man full honesty, I have occasionally written notes on my phone to keep track of people's names, where I met them and what we discussed just to not look like an asshole when they ask if I remember stuff, it at least shows that I care a little bit.

    • @ChieftanJangler
      @ChieftanJangler Месяц назад +114

      The act of writing it down yourself is proof that you do care a little bit

    • @MsLucho1998
      @MsLucho1998 Месяц назад +30

      The fact you care a lil, it's the fact that you are human :)

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 Месяц назад

      I've started doing this with everything. My Google docs are full of so much random and unintelligible nonsense lol

    • @JayFrii420
      @JayFrii420 22 дня назад

      @@ChieftanJanglerI would argue that having AI is the new way of doing this. It still shows you care. Remember, being able to write things down wasn’t always a thing. Reminds of (Cicero I think?) complaining that the youth would be corrupted because they’re using paper instead of tablets lol

  • @ManifestingRed
    @ManifestingRed Месяц назад +21

    "Not THOSE kind of blue pills anyway." Joke of the year right here.

  • @Smalicious
    @Smalicious Месяц назад +34

    This rant is so enhanced by the pilot quest gameplay and music

  • @Frostyfern
    @Frostyfern Месяц назад +32

    God damn sometimes NL gets on his introspective philosophical steed and rides me into the sunrise

  • @FoolyJooly
    @FoolyJooly Месяц назад +93

    We're Librarian gals, of course we're somehow not first despite being here within one minute of publishing

    • @saz100
      @saz100 Месяц назад +34

      all 5 of you get back to the sushi bar

    • @C4uSt1CO
      @C4uSt1CO Месяц назад +11

      L O N D O N
      O
      N
      D
      O
      N

    • @ironCondor623
      @ironCondor623 Месяц назад +16

      @@saz100 we're gonna put seaweed on your pizza

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Месяц назад +1

      being a librarian stan is hard these days, it's tough competition.

  • @empty5013
    @empty5013 Месяц назад +35

    "you may not know it if you eat the apple but you sure do if you're picking the fruit" goes fucking hard

  • @nikkovalidor4890
    @nikkovalidor4890 Месяц назад +51

    artificial intelligence will never beat my natural stupidity

  • @exoqqen
    @exoqqen Месяц назад +18

    that AI rant is cinema to me. "you let that shit impact you and in turn you impact it"

  • @aquarock-fq2lm
    @aquarock-fq2lm Месяц назад +15

    This is a victory for kids who didn't do thier homework, now they dont have to do thier feelings either! Great, they are closer to thier quest of never feeling uncomfortable ever...

    • @ellepalmer
      @ellepalmer Месяц назад +3

      more like always feeling uncomfortable and anxious because they don’t know how normal human interaction is supposed to feel and the fight or flight response is always on due to being raised on machines that never stop hitting the dopamine switch but never give you any real social skills
      it’s already happened, it’s me

    • @aquarock-fq2lm
      @aquarock-fq2lm Месяц назад +3

      @@ellepalmer haha ya I know from experience that it's not a good long term strategy. I want to warn people not to make the same mistake.

    • @banukaii
      @banukaii Месяц назад

      @@ellepalmer based on ur other replies in this comment section i think you should act on this supposed self awareness and start being a better person cause youre a bit of an ass

  • @ningunoZyZ
    @ningunoZyZ Месяц назад +17

    Northernlion truly is the thinking man's Zizek

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 Месяц назад +106

    Normal guys: We're Librarian guys, of course we write unoriginal jokes unrelated to the video.
    Gamer guys: We're AI guys, of course we're gonna ask AI to write jokes for us.

    • @enki345
      @enki345 Месяц назад +22

      AI: We're Librarian guys of course we arrange our books according to the dewey decimal system

    • @superfactorial5717
      @superfactorial5717 Месяц назад

      JOKE FOR ME!!JOKE FOR ME!!1

  • @trisckit
    @trisckit Месяц назад +19

    normal people be like: so true that's an agreeable sentiment
    GAMERS be like: +2

  • @Providence83
    @Providence83 Месяц назад +7

    As humanity, we shouldn't be making the lives of people who don't care easier is what all this is getting to the root of. We evolved to try and develop meaningful relationships in our world so that we have a network to support each other. Stop giving people the means to continue to be _bad._ Don't give them things to hide behind. Make them put in the work and put in the work yourself to make the world better or else suffer for the ineptitude.

    • @ellepalmer
      @ellepalmer Месяц назад +2

      this is extremely succinct. you are eloquent. well spoken. in another life, i would befriend you in our small village so we can share intelligent knowledge with each other. alas, you are merely pixels on a screen to me.

  • @eastman420
    @eastman420 Месяц назад +18

    When I was watching this live, I remember someone making the comment along the lines of "dude paused an idle game" and I was laughing so hard. Like the ONE type of game you should actually just let play while you talk to chat.

  • @dequelan
    @dequelan Месяц назад +18

    honestly.. already an all-timer rant

  • @RollingExistence
    @RollingExistence Месяц назад +9

    Man he was really cooking with this one

  • @easyevil2261
    @easyevil2261 Месяц назад +13

    the "ok boomers" in the chat are infuriating even if they're ironic

  • @jockcox
    @jockcox Месяц назад +9

    Yeah, we're librarian guys, we get our philosophy condensed from the stream of consciousness of a bald man on twitch

  • @ammy_baba9609
    @ammy_baba9609 Месяц назад +16

    Hey Siri, what kind of guys are we?

  • @jenniesis
    @jenniesis Месяц назад +125

    Hello women!

    • @Zelmazam1
      @Zelmazam1 Месяц назад +83

      You know thats a 3/100 chance to hit.

    • @softpinkblush
      @softpinkblush Месяц назад +30

      im here 😮

    • @jenniesis
      @jenniesis Месяц назад +31

      It's fine, I'm a woman, I just wanna say hi 🙇‍♀️

    • @softpinkblush
      @softpinkblush Месяц назад +18

      @@jenniesis we love to see it hello!

    • @denshitenshi
      @denshitenshi Месяц назад +8

      Hello

  • @SaladDongs
    @SaladDongs Месяц назад +11

    He red-pilled me with the AI rant but then lost me again once he went "no I think I'd endure senseless boredom for eternity, I'm different"

    • @Providence83
      @Providence83 Месяц назад +10

      My problem with escaping the Matrix is I still can't tell if the reality they bring you into _is_ "real" because both it and the Matrix felt just as tangeable as each other, that is unless you're Neo and until ONLY NEO is fully disillusioned and can kind of fiddle with the rules of the Matrix using his shear will.
      Like, if you were suddenly pulled out of a simulation where you were eating slop on the ship after being freed from the first Matrix and the machines who actually woke you up were like "yea, we actually invented a new power source, making all the human batteries we used to use obselete. What you were in was a test to see how humans would react if you were pulled out of a simulation and into a world much more hellish than the _real_ one you're _now_ *actually* in." I'd think they wasted a lot of my time I could have been eating diner burgers and pounding strawberry milkshakes in the first Matrix I was in, you know?

  • @TheFamousYakTamer
    @TheFamousYakTamer Месяц назад +30

    I've never seen these ads before this vid. Is it just ragebait, or what? I can't fathom that anyone actually wants their whole life to be a giant lie like that. That shit would increase my anxiety tenfold. It's so incredibly off-putting and only makes me think worse of Apple so I'm baffled why they even make these ads. Not to tap into NL's millennial doomer angst here, but am I going crazy?

    • @TheEnecca
      @TheEnecca Месяц назад +27

      They also advertice faking pictures so that you life always looks perfect. the nightmare is all real.

    • @TheFamousYakTamer
      @TheFamousYakTamer Месяц назад

      @@TheEnecca Wow, disgusting. Can't wait for Apple to turn the whole world into gaslighters

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 Месяц назад +6

      AI is the new crypto

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Месяц назад +26

      i thought he was just making this shit up when he brought up the ad before until i saw it while getting a haircut lmao

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Месяц назад +20

      Unfortunately Apple doesn't need ragebait. They make ads like this knowing Apple fans will get hyped over it.

  • @carlego
    @carlego Месяц назад +11

    he couldve been idling for this entire spiel but he would never taint his true love (the damn grind) with this AI drivel

  • @bobspianosbffl
    @bobspianosbffl Месяц назад +18

    Librarian doesn't get the "no one else can feel it for you" reference and cut it out
    So sad

    • @petormaculan5424
      @petormaculan5424 Месяц назад +20

      He's making it into a musical duet with a vtuber as we speak

    • @bobspianosbffl
      @bobspianosbffl Месяц назад +3

      @@petormaculan5424 Thinking will I live another twenty fo

  • @alex-ep4wt
    @alex-ep4wt Месяц назад +8

    He is the best at what he does

  • @judus1
    @judus1 Месяц назад +49

    We're apple guys, of course we sell our data to Tim Cook

    • @Xune2000
      @Xune2000 Месяц назад +12

      Sell it? Ha! More like, give it away unthinkingly.

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Месяц назад +4

    To the guy who zone out in chat. Good luck drifting through life.

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter Месяц назад

      I bet that guy's Discord pfp is a cat staring blankly at the camera

  • @dogonit1936
    @dogonit1936 Месяц назад +3

    mfing socrates with a webcam HES A DAMN PHILOSOPHER

  • @CrumpetTrumpet1
    @CrumpetTrumpet1 Месяц назад +5

    We’re human guys, of course we will eventually be undone by our greatest inventions

  • @ChadwickHarold
    @ChadwickHarold Месяц назад +2

    this might be a hall of fame video right here

  • @lyxcele
    @lyxcele Месяц назад +3

    "can you give me the action items from her breakup text" is gold

  • @banukaii
    @banukaii Месяц назад +1

    "but if you're the tree, you can tell the difference" this dude is actually socrates reincarnate

  • @ceriellis1090
    @ceriellis1090 13 дней назад

    I've been watching since 2015-16 and this is by the far the funniest thing I've ever heard from our beloved egg. Pure fits of laughter

  • @CrossfacePanda
    @CrossfacePanda Месяц назад +5

    NL yet again being the most normal and relatable person on the internet

  • @superguy183828
    @superguy183828 Месяц назад +5

    Those ads are so fucked.
    But using AI to summarize coworker emails that are inane and unnecessary is probably ethically OK in my book, so that you have energy and care to read the breakup texts and make small talk with new acquaintances.
    Although apple probably doesn't want businesses to know that's the actual use-case.

  • @ConFusi0n
    @ConFusi0n Месяц назад +5

    Man he was really flexing his philosophical chops from 5:39-8:05. Honestly impressive.

  • @nnm711
    @nnm711 Месяц назад +4

    Jarvis, find the recent Gamers Nexus video about an Intel fab that creates the "math rocks".

  • @PopeCrispy
    @PopeCrispy Месяц назад +1

    I love the ‘they fucked up his human condition 4 times’ comment at 5:46

  • @thomasmoulden4310
    @thomasmoulden4310 21 день назад

    Can you never stop making content please. A+++ every time

  • @redshirt793
    @redshirt793 Месяц назад +4

    Goated Zizek reference

  • @carl1212
    @carl1212 Месяц назад +1

    I swear this fucker has hit his prime recently. It's like all his esoteric nonsense knowledge is finally coming together to form a coherent whole. Like he's been painting upside down this whole time and finally turned the picture around for the rest of us to see. (I only watch these edits, so maybe the librarian is actually the real genius, piecing together a beautiful sculpture from the scraps of a deluded maniac's mind.) Either way, I like what I'm hearing.

  • @moorederodeo
    @moorederodeo Месяц назад +2

    One has to imagine Ryan happy eating the slop on the Nebuchadnezzar

  • @weskdance
    @weskdance 5 дней назад

    his idea of himself on the nebuchadnezzar is so beautifully simple and true, it makes me appreciate people a little more

  • @kitansan
    @kitansan Месяц назад +3

    Guy Intelligence lives rent free in my brain

  • @iranianali
    @iranianali Месяц назад +2

    +2 i was there for this epic rant

  • @poshn9577
    @poshn9577 24 дня назад +1

    Man, I Love Fauna

  • @MSPaintRose
    @MSPaintRose 16 дней назад

    this is such a great series of rants

  • @Sawinglog
    @Sawinglog Месяц назад +30

    goated pronoun switch half way through rant. that’s my nb audience farming streamer.

  • @Wizardofzaz
    @Wizardofzaz Месяц назад +1

    He's been waiting for the day to break out that zizek impersonation

  • @1nopnn896
    @1nopnn896 Месяц назад +1

    this one is on par with the legendary apple(from the tree) rant

  • @justicerainz
    @justicerainz Месяц назад

    Thanks for uploading this clip librarian

  • @stanleydodds9
    @stanleydodds9 Месяц назад +86

    It is annoying how these days nobody knows the difference between "neural network", "LLM", and "AI", and nobody seems to remember how useful neural networks in general have been even ignoring the recent developments with LLMs specifically.
    The problem with the nobel prize in physics going to this is not that it's unworthy (it certainly is worthy of that level of recognition). The problem is that it has nothing to do with physics, so it doesn't make sense. If anything it's mathematics, but that just gives a massive "fuck you" to all other prize-worthy mathematics of the last century, because there has never been a nobel prize in mathematics, nor has mathematical work outside of the realm of physics ever been given a nobel prize in physics. Changing the rules just because of the recent hype of "AI" just ruins their reputation.

    • @Lich_V.
      @Lich_V. Месяц назад +9

      I agree with your second paragraph, but your first paragraph??? Have you talked with a person outside of your bubble in the last 10 years at least once?

    • @lori977
      @lori977 Месяц назад +40

      ​@@Lich_V.Dont see anything wrong with the first paragraph, elaborate please?

    • @the-slunch
      @the-slunch Месяц назад +8

      @@Lich_V. ??

    • @Xune2000
      @Xune2000 Месяц назад

      The reputation of Nobel Prizes was ruined when they gave Obama the Peace prize for being the USA's first black president.

    • @ilikeshiba
      @ilikeshiba Месяц назад +1

      Nah physics has turned into a pseudoscience circle jerk. Just because you can make a consistent, falsifiable mathematical model doesn’t mean you’re doing science. Especially if experiments can’t or won’t be done to validate it, you’re just yapping. Hopefully physics gets the wake up call and stops just chasing grant money at the expense of doing actual science.

  • @peepsiee
    @peepsiee Месяц назад

    Every single time one of these videos drop I take bets on how NL will eventually get to the title topic

  • @Erratic_Pulse_0758
    @Erratic_Pulse_0758 Месяц назад +3

    Uhh getting robots to solve our problems?? Is that a rain world reference???

    • @coldjam
      @coldjam Месяц назад +1

      soooo true, honestly I would rather get dumped on by biblical amounts of rain generated by the iterators than interact with real life ai ever again

  • @m6isme
    @m6isme Месяц назад

    Lmao the breakups bit is so good. "Unfettered feedback about your human self"

  • @prideofjustice994
    @prideofjustice994 Месяц назад

    The outros are soo good man~

  • @skwiggilymcjagger9747
    @skwiggilymcjagger9747 Месяц назад +1

    We're Librarian guys, of course we watch the shorter clip videos and watch it again in the future bits and banter

  • @I.Love.Kishka
    @I.Love.Kishka Месяц назад

    10:26 holy shit that Zizek clip just surfaced in his mind like it's been begging to see the light of day

  • @streat2992
    @streat2992 Месяц назад

    Such an intelligent bloke using the power of his brain to think about how hed be nice to the chef in the matrix

  • @itsokthen
    @itsokthen Месяц назад +8

    Tf is this game he's just afk farming a protoss pylon

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Месяц назад +16

      its an idler that youre supposed to play a bit then play other games in the UFO 50 pack but instead he just sits there and farms

    • @traviswilliams2348
      @traviswilliams2348 Месяц назад

      ​@@TheLibraryofLetourneauand that's what God intended. Number go up. Always go up.

  • @nicholasbennett2709
    @nicholasbennett2709 Месяц назад +2

    Siri can you summarize this bit for me?

  • @ubermenschen01
    @ubermenschen01 29 дней назад

    All-time banger of a clip

  • @lanata64
    @lanata64 Месяц назад +4

    holy shit he's based

  • @bighatdrogan
    @bighatdrogan Месяц назад

    He’s still got it, man. He’s never not had it. He will continue to be HIM

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia Месяц назад +1

    Come for the jokes, stay for the 25 minute long matrix rants

  • @Doodlyepicface
    @Doodlyepicface Месяц назад

    This has the exact same energy and passion as the rant from the network

  • @siegebroken
    @siegebroken Месяц назад

    watching NL play the "hit the pixel art diamond with a yoyo" game was life changing

  • @traviskephart19
    @traviskephart19 Месяц назад

    Honestly, I’d love to be able to remember people’s names though and imagine how cool I would be perceived? Sheesh.

  • @TheButterMinecart1
    @TheButterMinecart1 Месяц назад

    One of the best rants of all time

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Месяц назад +1

    It's rocks all the way down

  • @gergelyhalasz3225
    @gergelyhalasz3225 24 дня назад

    this rant and a dinner is all i need

  • @gallonofpcp
    @gallonofpcp 19 дней назад

    at minute five, you just become larry david, its incredible

  • @gatchamonster
    @gatchamonster Месяц назад +1

    fauna in the outrouuuuuuu