The more NL quotes that Zizek clip, the more it recontextualizes the original video for me. No longer is it a guy who would rather just talk with a woman than engage with her physically; it's now an apt visual metaphor for the masturbatory nature of AI hype guys leading to dead internet.
Sometimes NL throws out incredibly witty wordplay or lyrical imagery off the dome and I'm left speechless, burning to know how to achieve such mastery of the english language. Other times, he goes "Gamers be like... uh..."
"Gamers be like... Uh..."? Okay.. hey listen, BUDDY. Like, Let the great gods, that keep this dreadful pother shit o'er our damn heads, find out their enemies now, okay? How about you... tremble, thou wretch, thou... unwashed chatter, that hast within thee undivulged crimes, unwhipp'd of justice: hide thee, thou bloody hand, bro!! Thou perjured, bro!! Honestly, and thou similar motherfucker of.. uh, virtue that art _damn incestuous:_ caitiff, to pieces shake, that under covert and convenient seeming hast practised on Millenial's life: close pent-up guilts, rive your concealing continents, and cry these dreadful rizzless summoners grace. I am a man more sinn'd against than sinning, bro. No shot. ... Did you, umm, did you see that tweet that said-
Fr the lady could've been like "oh yeah I haven't gotten a chance to read it yet, let me take a look" instead of the Kronk ahh dialog "ah yes the email, the email you sent me, the email you specifically requested me to read, my email" followed by the most bare bones description in history
Those apple ads want you to treat people like Social links in Persona. Gotta look up the guide to make sure I get +2 Friendship points in this interaction!
Remember to change your equiped AI type to match your acquaintance's personality to get a bonus +1 friendship stat when you ask them to hangout!!! This is essential for a 100% completion playthrough
People really seem to undersell just how good NLs rhetoric is. Thank god he has rational opinions cause he could turn me to the dark side with one rant.
Honestly yeah, he uses a perfect mix of confidence, humor, quick thinking, and concessions. All of that encourages you to think of his viewpoint as obvious and like it's the only reasonable one there is, which is all rhetoric really is at its core. Rebut tuah on that thang.
@@grimmparagon427 his flow, his confidence, his word choice, everything means that he's very convincing. like he could tell me that a piss fetish isn't that weird and i'd believe him
I'd legitimately hate someone if I sent them something I was passionate about and they pretended to know it when all they did was get an "AI summary" of the thing.
Jarvis, summarize this man's rant on the impending devaluation of human experiences via our over reliance on superficial garbage also jarvis, show me this man's colonoscopy footage
"you know it when your the mf picking the fruit. if you're just eating the apples you might not know, but if your the tree... you can tell the difference." Modern day Socrates strikes again
@@mooncrime4998 i think it means the general audience might not be able to tell the difference between ai and human made stuff, but creators definitely can
@@Arakus99 Imo if you're eating the apples it's obvious too, it's just the difference between buying mass produced canned soup vs grandma's home-made recipe
7:27 “…could [AI] be inside a waste water treatment plant being like ‘hey we need to release more calcium carbonate to buffer out this huge load of diarrhea that just cam in from the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom’” Where the hell does he come up with this shit off the cuff???!
@@FreyrFox librarian got into some hot water because since he uploaded clips before NL uploaded the vod, NL got hit with a strike for reuploading other people's content.
@@rjbeefy5020 the point is, you're slightly short of buying the next upgrade, and you don't want to do a whole new run without buying the upgrades, so you hit the diamond, get some more money, and buy the things you want. You have a money generator at home that is pretty slow and boring compared to going out and opening chests, but you can actually get some money from it easily.
"We're librarian guys, of course we HELP HELP HELP MEEEEE I'M TURNING INTO A BIT" and other such memeable quotes to farm likes because life is a Sisyphean rollercoaster where the scraps of dopamine you get in the moment is sometimes all you have
Was eating dinner the other day and heard a guy talking really loud about how great ai is and how he legitimately had ChatGPT write his wedding vows for him…
"For better, for worse,. For richer, for as an AI language model, I do not condone or endorse commenting on individuals financial or health situations. To love and to cherish, till death do us part..."
I swear this fucker has hit his prime recently. It's like all his esoteric nonsense knowledge is finally coming together to form a coherent whole. Like he's been painting upside down this whole time and finally turned the picture around for the rest of us to see. (I only watch these edits, so maybe the librarian is actually the real genius, piecing together a beautiful sculpture from the scraps of a deluded maniac's mind.) Either way, I like what I'm hearing.
4:40 man full honesty, I have occasionally written notes on my phone to keep track of people's names, where I met them and what we discussed just to not look like an asshole when they ask if I remember stuff, it at least shows that I care a little bit.
@@ChieftanJanglerI would argue that having AI is the new way of doing this. It still shows you care. Remember, being able to write things down wasn’t always a thing. Reminds of (Cicero I think?) complaining that the youth would be corrupted because they’re using paper instead of tablets lol
@@JayFrii420 Nah but taking notes during or after the interaction means you care about knowing their name, even if your memory isn’t great. I have an abysmal memory for names, so I do that if I meet a large group of people in quick succession. Having an AI remind you shows no care, you’re just outsourcing your emotional intelligence to a server farm in New Mexico.
This is a victory for kids who didn't do thier homework, now they dont have to do thier feelings either! Great, they are closer to thier quest of never feeling uncomfortable ever...
more like always feeling uncomfortable and anxious because they don’t know how normal human interaction is supposed to feel and the fight or flight response is always on due to being raised on machines that never stop hitting the dopamine switch but never give you any real social skills it’s already happened, it’s me
@@ellepalmer based on ur other replies in this comment section i think you should act on this supposed self awareness and start being a better person cause youre a bit of an ass
As humanity, we shouldn't be making the lives of people who don't care easier is what all this is getting to the root of. We evolved to try and develop meaningful relationships in our world so that we have a network to support each other. Stop giving people the means to continue to be _bad._ Don't give them things to hide behind. Make them put in the work and put in the work yourself to make the world better or else suffer for the ineptitude.
this is extremely succinct. you are eloquent. well spoken. in another life, i would befriend you in our small village so we can share intelligent knowledge with each other. alas, you are merely pixels on a screen to me.
When I was watching this live, I remember someone making the comment along the lines of "dude paused an idle game" and I was laughing so hard. Like the ONE type of game you should actually just let play while you talk to chat.
Normal guys: We're Librarian guys, of course we write unoriginal jokes unrelated to the video. Gamer guys: We're AI guys, of course we're gonna ask AI to write jokes for us.
“Nut up brother.” @ 7:45 . The incalculable number of times that I still have to lean into awkward moments when I don’t want to. And the times I “Nut Up” it was always worth it. The sloppy imperfection of humanity is what makes this shit fun. Also making rocks do math was insane.
My problem with escaping the Matrix is I still can't tell if the reality they bring you into _is_ "real" because both it and the Matrix felt just as tangeable as each other, that is unless you're Neo and until ONLY NEO is fully disillusioned and can kind of fiddle with the rules of the Matrix using his shear will. Like, if you were suddenly pulled out of a simulation where you were eating slop on the ship after being freed from the first Matrix and the machines who actually woke you up were like "yea, we actually invented a new power source, making all the human batteries we used to use obselete. What you were in was a test to see how humans would react if you were pulled out of a simulation and into a world much more hellish than the _real_ one you're _now_ *actually* in." I'd think they wasted a lot of my time I could have been eating diner burgers and pounding strawberry milkshakes in the first Matrix I was in, you know?
I've never seen these ads before this vid. Is it just ragebait, or what? I can't fathom that anyone actually wants their whole life to be a giant lie like that. That shit would increase my anxiety tenfold. It's so incredibly off-putting and only makes me think worse of Apple so I'm baffled why they even make these ads. Not to tap into NL's millennial doomer angst here, but am I going crazy?
Apple intelligence ads want you to treat life like you’re playing Baldurs Gate 3 with a walk through open on the other screen so you can make 100% optimal choices. Why emotionally engage with other human beings when your phone can do it for you?
It is annoying how these days nobody knows the difference between "neural network", "LLM", and "AI", and nobody seems to remember how useful neural networks in general have been even ignoring the recent developments with LLMs specifically. The problem with the nobel prize in physics going to this is not that it's unworthy (it certainly is worthy of that level of recognition). The problem is that it has nothing to do with physics, so it doesn't make sense. If anything it's mathematics, but that just gives a massive "fuck you" to all other prize-worthy mathematics of the last century, because there has never been a nobel prize in mathematics, nor has mathematical work outside of the realm of physics ever been given a nobel prize in physics. Changing the rules just because of the recent hype of "AI" just ruins their reputation.
I agree with your second paragraph, but your first paragraph??? Have you talked with a person outside of your bubble in the last 10 years at least once?
Nah physics has turned into a pseudoscience circle jerk. Just because you can make a consistent, falsifiable mathematical model doesn’t mean you’re doing science. Especially if experiments can’t or won’t be done to validate it, you’re just yapping. Hopefully physics gets the wake up call and stops just chasing grant money at the expense of doing actual science.
3:00 “I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. But we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. That is my belief.”
Those ads are so fucked. But using AI to summarize coworker emails that are inane and unnecessary is probably ethically OK in my book, so that you have energy and care to read the breakup texts and make small talk with new acquaintances. Although apple probably doesn't want businesses to know that's the actual use-case.
The fact that that is a use case is part of the problem imo. LLMs main use case is for reading and writing text that ultimately doesn’t matter, that nobody would read thoroughly anyways. It exposes just how much superfluous information is in peoples lives, how much redundant work is done. In isolation thats not a bad idea for a product, but we have to remember these systems are not magic. Achieving this 2% efficiency increase in the lives of office workers is achieved through unfathomable amounts of power and water consumption. Server farms are being built across the world seeking the cheapest power and water in order to compete in the AI arms race. The rate of pollution from the energy use alone, not even taking into account what goes into manufacturing the chips these things run on, is catastrophic and increasing rapidly. The negative externalities far outweigh any minor benefits these products bring.
Apple intelligence when plum stupidity walks in
If NL took over apple: Cosmic Crisp intelligence
+2
Plum stupidity sounds like a direct translation of a chinese proverb
HOLY +2
ICANT
He got so mad he broke into a bad zizek impression unprompted.
toiletsch
*sniffs*
what do you mean bad I thought librarian put the clip on
The more NL quotes that Zizek clip, the more it recontextualizes the original video for me. No longer is it a guy who would rather just talk with a woman than engage with her physically; it's now an apt visual metaphor for the masturbatory nature of AI hype guys leading to dead internet.
@@janreal84arun x enelle not the expected venn diagram but happy to see it
Sometimes NL throws out incredibly witty wordplay or lyrical imagery off the dome and I'm left speechless, burning to know how to achieve such mastery of the english language.
Other times, he goes "Gamers be like... uh..."
This is why AI will never be truly able to imitate the egg, he's too unpredictable for the algorithms.
I'm literally sitting here thinking what the fuck a nebekanezer is?!
Straight Joe Biden be like, "I'm gay"
10 minute elaborate rant on AI and the human experience or "honk shuah sleep on that thang" no in-between
"Gamers be like... Uh..."? Okay.. hey listen, BUDDY. Like, Let the great gods, that keep this dreadful pother shit o'er our damn heads, find out their enemies now, okay? How about you... tremble, thou wretch, thou... unwashed chatter, that hast within thee undivulged crimes, unwhipp'd of justice: hide thee, thou bloody hand, bro!! Thou perjured, bro!! Honestly, and thou similar motherfucker of.. uh, virtue that art _damn incestuous:_ caitiff, to pieces shake, that under covert and convenient seeming hast practised on Millenial's life: close pent-up guilts, rive your concealing continents, and cry these dreadful rizzless summoners grace. I am a man more sinn'd against than sinning, bro. No shot.
... Did you, umm, did you see that tweet that said-
Prompt tuah or something fuuu i got nothing man
We're French guys, of course oui
+2 you tried your best, this too is part of the human experience :)
you got something man +2
“I’m prompt-tuah, allow me to speak on that thang”
@@theonlymuffin
+duex
NL is 100% on-target with this "AI" stuff. Those ads all feel so weirdly uncomfortable.
Nah it’s just your insecurities talking.
@@Juryoku_ That seems like one hell of a leap from what I said. Speak on that.
Normalizing all this half baked tech is so short sighted and dumb. It's another Facebook data grab 🤣
Fr the lady could've been like "oh yeah I haven't gotten a chance to read it yet, let me take a look" instead of the Kronk ahh dialog "ah yes the email, the email you sent me, the email you specifically requested me to read, my email" followed by the most bare bones description in history
@@B-019fr craziest jump ever.
5:05 "Another hectare of rainforest gets shoved into the furnace" HOLY +2
Those apple ads want you to treat people like Social links in Persona.
Gotta look up the guide to make sure I get +2 Friendship points in this interaction!
It's a "metaphor" for relationships haha get it? I tried
the ad wants you to treat people like IRL quicktime events
Remember to change your equiped AI type to match your acquaintance's personality to get a bonus +1 friendship stat when you ask them to hangout!!! This is essential for a 100% completion playthrough
unironically going to start doing this now thanks
my life is like a video game
People really seem to undersell just how good NLs rhetoric is. Thank god he has rational opinions cause he could turn me to the dark side with one rant.
Honestly yeah, he uses a perfect mix of confidence, humor, quick thinking, and concessions. All of that encourages you to think of his viewpoint as obvious and like it's the only reasonable one there is, which is all rhetoric really is at its core. Rebut tuah on that thang.
Is NL convincing or do you just already agree with him?
@@grimmparagon427 his flow, his confidence, his word choice, everything means that he's very convincing. like he could tell me that a piss fetish isn't that weird and i'd believe him
@@Soup4841 maybe it's just in the job description but ngl it's not that weird. It's like 1 step removed from base level kinks
@@grimmparagon427 i have the weirdest feeling that there's an entire librarian video on this very topic
Ugh 14 minute video? Apple AI can you summarize this one for me?
Siri: humanity +2 laziness -2
I'd legitimately hate someone if I sent them something I was passionate about and they pretended to know it when all they did was get an "AI summary" of the thing.
Damn, is this how my high school lit teacher felt?
@@Pedun42 You opened my eyes and I need to apologize to my teachers
Normal people be like: I’m so smart
Gamers be like: +1 Intelligence
Jarvis, summarize this man's rant on the impending devaluation of human experiences via our over reliance on superficial garbage
also jarvis, show me this man's colonoscopy footage
So true, many people are saying this +2
Google, show me this guy's balls
this is what ai was made for
This has big Tayne energy LMAO
"Google, show me this guys balls"
Old man yells at iCloud.
Holyyy +2
97-year-old old man still yells at clouds the old fashioned way
"you know it when your the mf picking the fruit. if you're just eating the apples you might not know, but if your the tree... you can tell the difference."
Modern day Socrates strikes again
I feel like I don't understand this one
@@mooncrime4998 i think it means the general audience might not be able to tell the difference between ai and human made stuff, but creators definitely can
@@Arakus99 Imo if you're eating the apples it's obvious too, it's just the difference between buying mass produced canned soup vs grandma's home-made recipe
We let NL play a single player game and he just started picking at the fabric of human existence. We need 100ccs of Fall Guys stat
He is only playing fall guys again if mcdonalds sponsors him
Why are you talking about Fall Guys like it's Kanye's nitrous
@@Bighomie39 can i have the nitrus
7:27 “…could [AI] be inside a waste water treatment plant being like ‘hey we need to release more calcium carbonate to buffer out this huge load of diarrhea that just cam in from the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom’”
Where the hell does he come up with this shit off the cuff???!
Random tidbits of information prob,he loves his trivia and loves to flaunt it
as someone who worked in a wastewater treatment plant i would NOT trust an AI to make executive decisions about how to run the plant lol.
i feel like ai would only be good if we could put them inside little robots and dress them up as gnomes and make them incredibly terrified of humans
That'd be sick
Once AI and robots get good enough who's to say you couldn't make tiny AI gnomes? I want little gnomes running around, they gotta be bald too
Aintnoway librarian installed SF Pro to make this thumbnail
SHUT UP HOW DID YOU KNOW
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau the typeface recognizer has logged on
type foundry nerds rise up (60 people)
"You don't want to go through life like a piece of fiber not being digested by the world"
Damn, bit so good, Librarian didn't even wait for the 24hr exclusivity clause
I thought twitch got rid of that when they allowed multistreaming again
@@FreyrFox librarian got into some hot water because since he uploaded clips before NL uploaded the vod, NL got hit with a strike for reuploading other people's content.
"We're modernity guys. Of course we substitute reality with simulacra"
Classic NL meta. Saying the most real shit you’ve ever heard with the most decroded game you’ve ever seen in the background
The easier it is for him to not pay attention to a game the better the yap sesh
Put some respect on ufo 50's name
Seriously what's the point of just hitting the pylon over and over in that UFO 50 game
@@rjbeefy5020 the point is, you're slightly short of buying the next upgrade, and you don't want to do a whole new run without buying the upgrades, so you hit the diamond, get some more money, and buy the things you want. You have a money generator at home that is pretty slow and boring compared to going out and opening chests, but you can actually get some money from it easily.
I fuckin love it
"We're librarian guys, of course we HELP HELP HELP MEEEEE I'M TURNING INTO A BIT" and other such memeable quotes to farm likes because life is a Sisyphean rollercoaster where the scraps of dopamine you get in the moment is sometimes all you have
He smiles as he does this
Bro got it twisted
The layers of irony never stop growing
I love how he seamlessly switches to Bella Ramsey's correct pronouns mid-rant without breaking stride *while* calling them a hack fraud sellout.
And did he make an estrogen pill joke???
nobody cares
@@ellepalmer Lotta people care buddy. Sorry your brain is smooth tho.
@@Hifuutorian ironic take for someone who thinks human beings can have no gender
@@ellepalmerI'm sure you're on the right side of the argument here
Was eating dinner the other day and heard a guy talking really loud about how great ai is and how he legitimately had ChatGPT write his wedding vows for him…
"For better, for worse,. For richer, for as an AI language model, I do not condone or endorse commenting on individuals financial or health situations. To love and to cherish, till death do us part..."
I swear this fucker has hit his prime recently. It's like all his esoteric nonsense knowledge is finally coming together to form a coherent whole. Like he's been painting upside down this whole time and finally turned the picture around for the rest of us to see. (I only watch these edits, so maybe the librarian is actually the real genius, piecing together a beautiful sculpture from the scraps of a deluded maniac's mind.) Either way, I like what I'm hearing.
of course we
"we answer how to pronounce yes in French, "
Too long. I need AI to summarize this.
of
we're French guys, of course oui
NL has another one of my favorite quotes about ai! "I'm not saying ai is useless, but this is the stupidest possible use for it"
his idea of himself on the nebuchadnezzar is so beautifully simple and true, it makes me appreciate people a little more
4:40 man full honesty, I have occasionally written notes on my phone to keep track of people's names, where I met them and what we discussed just to not look like an asshole when they ask if I remember stuff, it at least shows that I care a little bit.
The act of writing it down yourself is proof that you do care a little bit
The fact you care a lil, it's the fact that you are human :)
I've started doing this with everything. My Google docs are full of so much random and unintelligible nonsense lol
@@ChieftanJanglerI would argue that having AI is the new way of doing this. It still shows you care. Remember, being able to write things down wasn’t always a thing. Reminds of (Cicero I think?) complaining that the youth would be corrupted because they’re using paper instead of tablets lol
@@JayFrii420 Nah but taking notes during or after the interaction means you care about knowing their name, even if your memory isn’t great. I have an abysmal memory for names, so I do that if I meet a large group of people in quick succession. Having an AI remind you shows no care, you’re just outsourcing your emotional intelligence to a server farm in New Mexico.
that AI rant is cinema to me. "you let that shit impact you and in turn you impact it"
"Not THOSE kind of blue pills anyway." Joke of the year right here.
artificial intelligence will never beat my natural stupidity
This is a victory for kids who didn't do thier homework, now they dont have to do thier feelings either! Great, they are closer to thier quest of never feeling uncomfortable ever...
more like always feeling uncomfortable and anxious because they don’t know how normal human interaction is supposed to feel and the fight or flight response is always on due to being raised on machines that never stop hitting the dopamine switch but never give you any real social skills
it’s already happened, it’s me
@@ellepalmer haha ya I know from experience that it's not a good long term strategy. I want to warn people not to make the same mistake.
@@ellepalmer based on ur other replies in this comment section i think you should act on this supposed self awareness and start being a better person cause youre a bit of an ass
@@ellepalmer Used to be me too, the good news is exposure therapy can significantly reduce that anxiety while improving your social skills.
"you may not know it if you eat the apple but you sure do if you're picking the fruit" goes fucking hard
God damn sometimes NL gets on his introspective philosophical steed and rides me into the sunrise
This rant is so enhanced by the pilot quest gameplay and music
As humanity, we shouldn't be making the lives of people who don't care easier is what all this is getting to the root of. We evolved to try and develop meaningful relationships in our world so that we have a network to support each other. Stop giving people the means to continue to be _bad._ Don't give them things to hide behind. Make them put in the work and put in the work yourself to make the world better or else suffer for the ineptitude.
this is extremely succinct. you are eloquent. well spoken. in another life, i would befriend you in our small village so we can share intelligent knowledge with each other. alas, you are merely pixels on a screen to me.
When I was watching this live, I remember someone making the comment along the lines of "dude paused an idle game" and I was laughing so hard. Like the ONE type of game you should actually just let play while you talk to chat.
Watching Drew Gooden's video on AI reminded me of this classic bit. Northernlion is the people's champion and the funniest straight man.
Northernlion truly is the thinking man's Zizek
We're Librarian gals, of course we're somehow not first despite being here within one minute of publishing
all 5 of you get back to the sushi bar
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@@saz100 we're gonna put seaweed on your pizza
being a librarian stan is hard these days, it's tough competition.
“They got the rocks doing math”
"but if you're the tree, you can tell the difference" this dude is actually socrates reincarnate
Normal guys: We're Librarian guys, of course we write unoriginal jokes unrelated to the video.
Gamer guys: We're AI guys, of course we're gonna ask AI to write jokes for us.
AI: We're Librarian guys of course we arrange our books according to the dewey decimal system
JOKE FOR ME!!JOKE FOR ME!!1
@@enki345 +10 (+2 in binary)
the "ok boomers" in the chat are infuriating even if they're ironic
I'm confident basically all of those are people still in school who just got done using AI to finish their homework and feel called out.
everyone that isn't 12 is a boomer now
"can you give me the action items from her breakup text" is gold
Man he was really cooking with this one
honestly.. already an all-timer rant
this is probably the most succinct and damning rant against AI I’ve heard and it’s just completely off the cuff, this guy is cracked
normal people be like: so true that's an agreeable sentiment
GAMERS be like: +2
Yeah, we're librarian guys, we get our philosophy condensed from the stream of consciousness of a bald man on twitch
“Nut up brother.” @ 7:45 . The incalculable number of times that I still have to lean into awkward moments when I don’t want to. And the times I “Nut Up” it was always worth it. The sloppy imperfection of humanity is what makes this shit fun.
Also making rocks do math was insane.
He red-pilled me with the AI rant but then lost me again once he went "no I think I'd endure senseless boredom for eternity, I'm different"
My problem with escaping the Matrix is I still can't tell if the reality they bring you into _is_ "real" because both it and the Matrix felt just as tangeable as each other, that is unless you're Neo and until ONLY NEO is fully disillusioned and can kind of fiddle with the rules of the Matrix using his shear will.
Like, if you were suddenly pulled out of a simulation where you were eating slop on the ship after being freed from the first Matrix and the machines who actually woke you up were like "yea, we actually invented a new power source, making all the human batteries we used to use obselete. What you were in was a test to see how humans would react if you were pulled out of a simulation and into a world much more hellish than the _real_ one you're _now_ *actually* in." I'd think they wasted a lot of my time I could have been eating diner burgers and pounding strawberry milkshakes in the first Matrix I was in, you know?
he couldve been idling for this entire spiel but he would never taint his true love (the damn grind) with this AI drivel
To the guy who zone out in chat. Good luck drifting through life.
I bet that guy's Discord pfp is a cat staring blankly at the camera
Hey Siri, what kind of guys are we?
Librarian doesn't get the "no one else can feel it for you" reference and cut it out
So sad
He's making it into a musical duet with a vtuber as we speak
@@petormaculan5424 Thinking will I live another twenty fo
7:22 Be me, literally sitting at my job at the wastewater treatment plant when NL starts popping off about how to use A.I.
“Yo!”
We’re human guys, of course we will eventually be undone by our greatest inventions
I've never seen these ads before this vid. Is it just ragebait, or what? I can't fathom that anyone actually wants their whole life to be a giant lie like that. That shit would increase my anxiety tenfold. It's so incredibly off-putting and only makes me think worse of Apple so I'm baffled why they even make these ads. Not to tap into NL's millennial doomer angst here, but am I going crazy?
They also advertice faking pictures so that you life always looks perfect. the nightmare is all real.
@@TheEnecca Wow, disgusting. Can't wait for Apple to turn the whole world into gaslighters
AI is the new crypto
i thought he was just making this shit up when he brought up the ad before until i saw it while getting a haircut lmao
Unfortunately Apple doesn't need ragebait. They make ads like this knowing Apple fans will get hyped over it.
He is the best at what he does
man the end screen got me emotional LOL
Hello women!
You know thats a 3/100 chance to hit.
im here 😮
It's fine, I'm a woman, I just wanna say hi 🙇♀️
@@jenniesis we love to see it hello!
Hello
10:26 holy shit that Zizek clip just surfaced in his mind like it's been begging to see the light of day
Apple intelligence ads want you to treat life like you’re playing Baldurs Gate 3 with a walk through open on the other screen so you can make 100% optimal choices. Why emotionally engage with other human beings when your phone can do it for you?
this might be a hall of fame video right here
One has to imagine Ryan happy eating the slop on the Nebuchadnezzar
Such an intelligent bloke using the power of his brain to think about how hed be nice to the chef in the matrix
This has the exact same energy and passion as the rant from the network
It is annoying how these days nobody knows the difference between "neural network", "LLM", and "AI", and nobody seems to remember how useful neural networks in general have been even ignoring the recent developments with LLMs specifically.
The problem with the nobel prize in physics going to this is not that it's unworthy (it certainly is worthy of that level of recognition). The problem is that it has nothing to do with physics, so it doesn't make sense. If anything it's mathematics, but that just gives a massive "fuck you" to all other prize-worthy mathematics of the last century, because there has never been a nobel prize in mathematics, nor has mathematical work outside of the realm of physics ever been given a nobel prize in physics. Changing the rules just because of the recent hype of "AI" just ruins their reputation.
I agree with your second paragraph, but your first paragraph??? Have you talked with a person outside of your bubble in the last 10 years at least once?
@@Lich_V.Dont see anything wrong with the first paragraph, elaborate please?
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The reputation of Nobel Prizes was ruined when they gave Obama the Peace prize for being the USA's first black president.
Nah physics has turned into a pseudoscience circle jerk. Just because you can make a consistent, falsifiable mathematical model doesn’t mean you’re doing science. Especially if experiments can’t or won’t be done to validate it, you’re just yapping. Hopefully physics gets the wake up call and stops just chasing grant money at the expense of doing actual science.
Man he was really flexing his philosophical chops from 5:39-8:05. Honestly impressive.
I love the ‘they fucked up his human condition 4 times’ comment at 5:46
We're apple guys, of course we sell our data to Tim Cook
Sell it? Ha! More like, give it away unthinkingly.
watching NL play the "hit the pixel art diamond with a yoyo" game was life changing
My toxic trait is I’ve yet to hear a take I haven’t agreed with from NL
I've been watching since 2015-16 and this is by the far the funniest thing I've ever heard from our beloved egg. Pure fits of laughter
mfing socrates with a webcam HES A DAMN PHILOSOPHER
Man, I Love Fauna
Jarvis, find the recent Gamers Nexus video about an Intel fab that creates the "math rocks".
3:00
“I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. But we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. That is my belief.”
Goated Zizek reference
NL yet again being the most normal and relatable person on the internet
Guy Intelligence lives rent free in my brain
+2 i was there for this epic rant
Thanks for uploading this clip librarian
the rocks are taking our jobs
Greatest philosopher of our time
This feels like a black mirror episode
the first two minutes are the most serious ive ever seen him rant about something that didnt directly happen to him. and he ate.
Nothing but bars. I peer into the future the tech industry wants for us and wallow in despair.
He's been waiting for the day to break out that zizek impersonation
god hes such a hero for this one
Come for the jokes, stay for the 25 minute long matrix rants
He’s still got it, man. He’s never not had it. He will continue to be HIM
Those ads are so fucked.
But using AI to summarize coworker emails that are inane and unnecessary is probably ethically OK in my book, so that you have energy and care to read the breakup texts and make small talk with new acquaintances.
Although apple probably doesn't want businesses to know that's the actual use-case.
The fact that that is a use case is part of the problem imo. LLMs main use case is for reading and writing text that ultimately doesn’t matter, that nobody would read thoroughly anyways. It exposes just how much superfluous information is in peoples lives, how much redundant work is done.
In isolation thats not a bad idea for a product, but we have to remember these systems are not magic. Achieving this 2% efficiency increase in the lives of office workers is achieved through unfathomable amounts of power and water consumption. Server farms are being built across the world seeking the cheapest power and water in order to compete in the AI arms race. The rate of pollution from the energy use alone, not even taking into account what goes into manufacturing the chips these things run on, is catastrophic and increasing rapidly. The negative externalities far outweigh any minor benefits these products bring.
this is such a great series of rants
Can you never stop making content please. A+++ every time
Lmao the breakups bit is so good. "Unfettered feedback about your human self"
All-time banger of a clip