LET'S ARGUE: The Worst Band Names of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @supportclass5742
    @supportclass5742 3 года назад +12023

    One time Hoobastank was playing some MTV award show or something. It was a really bad performance, really did not sound good. My mother walks in and asks me "what is this?" I said "Hoobastank". She paused for a moment and replied "Who be stankin'?!"
    I cringed, she laughed, I've thought about it forever.

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier 3 года назад +561

      Hoobastank and the Smashing Limp Pumpkin Biscuits

    • @ThaAmjab
      @ThaAmjab 3 года назад +375

      lmao your mom is great

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 3 года назад +482

      The rare mom joke, always a classic

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 3 года назад +36

      Hilarious 😂

    • @kinhodg8064
      @kinhodg8064 3 года назад +26

      Thought u had the same pfp as me omfg

  • @WarMonkeyPlays
    @WarMonkeyPlays 3 года назад +7463

    A lot of people don't know that Hoobastank actually has a deeply personal and touching origin. If you rearrange the letters, you get "Thank a soob", with "soob" being a word I entirely made up just now.

  • @poiewhfopiewhf
    @poiewhfopiewhf 3 года назад +6147

    I like to think that "Imagine Dragons" is meant to be read as a command

    • @randomavenger3048
      @randomavenger3048 3 года назад +335

      If they were good as they name are, I would enjoy their music.

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 3 года назад +580

      honestly Imagine dragons name is like literally the best thing about the band.

    • @TheRisingIcarus
      @TheRisingIcarus 3 года назад +212

      Imagine alll the dragooons

    • @Tirtougay
      @Tirtougay 3 года назад +379

      Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face

    • @HaydenJack01
      @HaydenJack01 3 года назад +47

      God i fucking hate imagine dragons

  • @mnvr-pd6wz
    @mnvr-pd6wz 2 года назад +692

    The worst name has to be this obscure rap duo from L.A. called “The Nonce”.
    The reason it’s bad is because in the UK, the word “nonce” is slang for “peadophile”. Every 6 months, UK Twitter find out this fact and roast them.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Год назад +46

      Reminds me of the name that the band Creed originally started with... Naked Toddler. I also imagine that the song "Bent" by Matchbox Twenty has a whole different meaning over there.

    • @EagleNebula808
      @EagleNebula808 Год назад +5

      Unfortunate. “Mix tapes” was a hard beat.

    • @kozy15x
      @kozy15x Год назад

      To be fair, that's a stupid name for a pedophile

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Год назад +11

      Mr Bungle isn’t the best or most commercial band name, I know that

    • @mequana
      @mequana 8 месяцев назад +7

      I Love the very last sentence of your comment

  • @nofanealbni
    @nofanealbni 3 года назад +11295

    When I have a band I want to call it "Family Guy Funny Moments"

    • @gavintheseeker
      @gavintheseeker 3 года назад +295

      This deserves top comment

    • @farleyhaskard5270
      @farleyhaskard5270 3 года назад +758

      Most streamed:
      Family Guy Funny Moments
      Ed Sheeran
      Drake
      Dua lipa

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 3 года назад +168

      I would listen to your band

    • @francesca1687
      @francesca1687 3 года назад +87

      I feel like there may be some copyright issues here

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 года назад +170

      more like 🅱️amily 🅱️uy 🅱️unny 🅱️oments

  • @lukastaylor9544
    @lukastaylor9544 3 года назад +3144

    Overhead some 40 year old that was walking around shakey knees festival and saw a digital sign showing set times. He saw “Car Seat Headrest” and said “God damn we’re running out of band names”

    • @LukasPrimeEdition
      @LukasPrimeEdition 3 года назад +392

      As much as I love that name yeah I can agree that’s really how it feels

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 3 года назад +323

      That name just feels completely right, to the point where I don't even register it as being a weird name anymore

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 3 года назад +195

      Lmao I misread and thought the "God damn we're running out of band names" was another band name

    • @louduva9849
      @louduva9849 3 года назад

      lol

    • @kuppakassi
      @kuppakassi 3 года назад +91

      Actually a good name because their music is just as interesting as that

  • @kingcrimson4133
    @kingcrimson4133 3 года назад +4090

    Let's Argue: This was more of a "Let's Agree"

    • @blindingmule7355
      @blindingmule7355 3 года назад +81

      Let's agree: yes

    • @jack_the_breathtaker2410
      @jack_the_breathtaker2410 3 года назад +31

      @@blindingmule7355 Let’s yes:

    • @demekneme1706
      @demekneme1706 3 года назад +70

      Let’s agree: This comment is a Let’s Agree

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 3 года назад +27

      @@demekneme1706 let’s agree: this let’s agree comment was a let’s agree.
      I ..... _agree_

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 3 года назад +2

      Agree doesn’t feel like a word anymore after reading these and typing that.... mha hart... mha sole...

  • @crungus.5427
    @crungus.5427 3 года назад +1029

    'Portugal. The Man' definitely deserves a mention. Is the name two seperate sentences? Is this man the human embodiment of the country Portugal? If not, why is he being mentioned here? I have so many questions

    • @omgsus
      @omgsus 3 года назад +64

      them and "rainbow kitten surprise" immediately came to mind when i read the title of this video

    • @shayposting
      @shayposting 3 года назад +118

      Any band that uses punctuation in their name tbh. Chunk! No Captain, Chunk! is absolutely horrific.

    • @Candela115
      @Candela115 3 года назад +21

      Portugal is the name of a man.

    • @AnonyMous-gj7qq
      @AnonyMous-gj7qq 3 года назад +64

      Exception: Godspeed! You Black Emperor was good until they changed it to Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which makes much less sense

    • @jessharkness5534
      @jessharkness5534 3 года назад +9

      @@omgsus first thing i thought of. i like their music, but it's just a terrible band name. it's probably supposed to be ironically funny or something but imo it's very cringe

  • @deathhzrd
    @deathhzrd 3 года назад +3120

    My favorite factoid about crywank is that his mom calls them “tear jerk” to her friends

    • @NoProSkills
      @NoProSkills 3 года назад +182

      From what I've heard that's where Jay got the name from. Also I love how they just embrace how terrible their name is lmao.

    • @NotPotNewman
      @NotPotNewman 3 года назад +154

      I never put it together that the name is a variant of "tear jerk." I've always imagined a very tearful masturbation.

    • @greatbad5618
      @greatbad5618 3 года назад +14

      ooooooooooooooh i get it now

    • @kg7219
      @kg7219 3 года назад +61

      Tearjerk is a way better name lmao

    • @TransWomanTalksOnYouTube
      @TransWomanTalksOnYouTube 3 года назад +45

      Sad jack

  • @samaustin8690
    @samaustin8690 3 года назад +2990

    Let’s agree: Fantano needs to make the tweets bigger

  • @DanielCh9393
    @DanielCh9393 2 года назад +496

    One time, my father was at the beach. He was in a restaurant drinking something, chilling and watching the sunset. Then a band started playing, but according to my dad, they were absolutely horrible. My dad decided to name them
    "The Sunset Destroyer Band" because of how they ruined a nice, relaxing afternoon. I actually think that is a badass name for a musical group, somebody should take it.

    • @fortniteballs57
      @fortniteballs57 Год назад +67

      take "band" and "the" off, Sunset Destroyer is a nice name

    • @Kedai610
      @Kedai610 Год назад +18

      Definitely sounds like a band making spacy shoegaze

  • @evilemperordude
    @evilemperordude 3 года назад +3714

    King Gizzard sounds like a Nintendo villain.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 3 года назад +158

      King Gizzard sends his regards

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 года назад +143

      King Gizzard -> Bowser
      The Lizard Wizard -> Kamek

    • @kioro4221
      @kioro4221 3 года назад +41

      King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard sounds like a Nintendo game.

    • @gamj7509
      @gamj7509 3 года назад +11

      Like a nintendo/rare villain from the 64 era.

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 3 года назад +9

      I mean… King K. Rool is right there lol
      But true it does

  • @colinrussell2017
    @colinrussell2017 3 года назад +3298

    Crywank sounds like an homage to Homer's grunge band Sadgasm

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 3 года назад +3450

    "Mommy I played a song!"
    "That's smashing, pumpkin"
    🤔

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 3 года назад +103

      And it all makes sense now.

    • @mariopantoja8259
      @mariopantoja8259 3 года назад +14

      Said no one ever.

    • @madboy1105
      @madboy1105 3 года назад +15

      @@mariopantoja8259 ???

    • @porkfriedrice1530
      @porkfriedrice1530 3 года назад +1

      Isn’t Billy English as well?

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 3 года назад +1

      @@porkfriedrice1530 I don't think so. I've heard him talk plenty of times and I don't remember hearing an accent.

  • @luckystriker842
    @luckystriker842 2 года назад +174

    "The Southern Hemisphere" would actually be a kickass name for an EDM group. I know this because I tried to look them up, only to find out that Fantano made them up.

  • @tvg4429
    @tvg4429 3 года назад +958

    The Cherry Poppin Daddies went to my high school and when they were inducted into the high school's hall of fame the first thing they said was "we're sorry about our name"

    • @tdfowler79
      @tdfowler79 3 года назад +133

      Hopefully they also apologized for their music.

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 3 года назад +117

      It's true my cherry was popped at this show

    • @HackionSTx
      @HackionSTx 3 года назад +6

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow I'm just curious and afraid, but how did it happen though?

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +8

      "I'm just curious and afraid, but how did it happen though?"
      "nice."
      The duality of man.

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 3 года назад +4

      I remember when Cherry Poppin Daddies played at the WWF Wrestlemania pre show party in 1999

  • @SammyBlanny
    @SammyBlanny 3 года назад +4154

    Fun fact: the "H" in Jesus H Christ stands for Hoobastank

    • @tremen151
      @tremen151 3 года назад +91

      I actually audibly laughed, thank you

    • @DonKynos
      @DonKynos 3 года назад +31

      Heroin.

    • @elansleazebaganno
      @elansleazebaganno 3 года назад +9

      Holy fuck

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 3 года назад +93

      @@elansleazebaganno don't curse in the name of the lord Jesus Hoobastank

    • @joshmcv3189
      @joshmcv3189 3 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 Год назад +34

    7:00 - "The Kansas and Boston concert in Chicago has been changed to the Chicago and Boston concert in Kansas..." Stevens & Grrdnick '79

    • @yommish
      @yommish 9 месяцев назад +2

      tickets will be honored

  • @metalnut92
    @metalnut92 3 года назад +2802

    I once told my Dad that I'd bought tickets to see Black Breath, Discharge and Wormrot (not all on the same bill, sadly) and his reply was that they all sounded like medical symptoms I should get checked out.

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 3 года назад +143

      Sound like fantasy diseases honestly. Be worse if that one band was named like, "Green Discharge" or something awful.

    • @Loudest_Cricket_
      @Loudest_Cricket_ 3 года назад +133

      He's got a fair point.
      If we lived in the 1500s or so, we'd all be terrified of black breath and wormrot.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 года назад +22

      @@YukonHexsun now I wanna name some diseases in my fantasy world wormrot and black breath lol

    • @legendkillersshittyduffleb932
      @legendkillersshittyduffleb932 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao 🤣

    • @witchflowers6942
      @witchflowers6942 3 года назад +1

      discharge is fine. they’re punk! there was once a Band(?) called Premature Ejaculation.

  • @ShadowsAndScience
    @ShadowsAndScience 3 года назад +372

    Calling your band "Psychedelic Porn Crumpets" is just *such* a power move, though

    • @GoldnDusty
      @GoldnDusty 6 месяцев назад +1

      They are, in all seriousness, my favourite band.

  • @Moldeyawsome12
    @Moldeyawsome12 3 года назад +1936

    “What does it mean to surf a butthole?” Is the best quote of 2021

    • @BrickarmsGunFreak
      @BrickarmsGunFreak 3 года назад +54

      Parallel universe Vsauce video title

    • @willywonka3050
      @willywonka3050 3 года назад +22

      @@BrickarmsGunFreak flashback to “how many holes does a human have.”

    • @YayWalterSullivan
      @YayWalterSullivan 3 года назад +13

      @@BrickarmsGunFreak Bsauce

    • @erinsquest406
      @erinsquest406 3 года назад

      Unrelated but I love your pfp. By far my favorite lemon demon song

    • @getoutofmyhouse5830
      @getoutofmyhouse5830 3 года назад +1

      It's a metaphor for shit, people

  • @choobs8511
    @choobs8511 3 года назад +1154

    Imagine if The Beatles were called Liverpool

    • @metalnut92
      @metalnut92 3 года назад +60

      To be fair, one of their contemporary bands in the Liverpool beat scene was 'The Merseybeats', with the Mersey being the main river in Liverpool - so it's not that much of a stretch...

    • @cancercentral9997
      @cancercentral9997 3 года назад +44

      Honestly, Liverpool is a cool name lol. But The Beatles is a better name, and even works as a pun.

    • @swarler
      @swarler 3 года назад +26

      Liverpoop

    • @cancercentral9997
      @cancercentral9997 3 года назад +12

      @@swarler * hysterical uncontrollable laughter *

    • @coilcreature
      @coilcreature 3 года назад +2

      liverpool already sounds gross

  • @sasukesarutobi3862
    @sasukesarutobi3862 3 года назад +2321

    Hoobastank II: Electric Hoobaloo

  • @GINTegg
    @GINTegg 3 года назад +514

    King gizzard and the wizard lizard is literally the best band name I've ever heard. Just hearing the name makes me wanna check them out cause I instantly get the feeling that it's the type of purposely playing the goofy shit so seriously that it becomes epic shit I'm into.

  • @quickplanet7
    @quickplanet7 3 года назад +2063

    “The Southern Hemisphere” is unironically a really cool name for a band.

  • @muffycat
    @muffycat 3 года назад +427

    "It really does roll off the tongue like... vomit" is definitely a phrase I will be using regularly from now on. Thank you, Mr. Fanta

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 3 года назад +12

      your comment just made me think of melon flavoured fanta

    • @humanman9950
      @humanman9950 3 года назад

      @@peterstangl8295 Mmmm

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад

      @@humanman9950 Eww no. Melon-flavored anything is terrible.

    • @humanman9950
      @humanman9950 3 года назад

      @@k-leb4671 Melon Lollipop

  • @movieracket1726
    @movieracket1726 3 года назад +655

    I could see Anthony's soul leaving his body when he realized he was gonna have to explain what a limp biscuit was

    • @NoCokeOnlyIce
      @NoCokeOnlyIce 3 года назад +29

      It was the best thing I've seen this week.

    • @wellingtonzani1280
      @wellingtonzani1280 3 года назад +9

      in Brazil we call it `The Bread Game`

    • @padawansound6423
      @padawansound6423 3 года назад +20

      @@wellingtonzani1280 The fact that different countries have their own version of this game makes me sad for humanity. I honestly always thought it was just a weird posh English private school thing.

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +2

      @@wellingtonzani1280 its also literally bread

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 Год назад +6

      In Britain, it’s common to dip biscuits (cookies) in tea & coffee which makes it go soggy and fall in the cup. The name always made me think of that.

  • @CL-vx9dr
    @CL-vx9dr 2 года назад +158

    I think the note about 'taking yourself too seriously' is key here. Hoobastank is a band that truly thinks they're cool, so the name is dumb. The Butthole Surfers and King Gizzard are having fun, so the names are fine.

    • @notribadsvault
      @notribadsvault 6 месяцев назад +8

      Similarly Crywank is almost a filter to get rid of people who aren’t going to enjoy the music anyway and makes them more memorable, where as Limp Bizkit is begging to be forgotten without most people even understanding the joke behind the name.

  • @toucanstudio
    @toucanstudio 3 года назад +1168

    In defense of Chicago, they were originally called "The Chicago Transit Authority", which is a baller ass name, but after the actual transit authority threatened to sue they had to change the band name.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 3 года назад +69

      Imma name my band SEPTA to rep southern Pennsylvania 👀👀

    • @TheShahofIrann
      @TheShahofIrann 3 года назад +100

      Also I think more people know about Kansas the band then Kansas the state, so they should really get a pass.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 3 года назад +26

      @@TheShahofIrann Yeah, literally all I know about Kansas state is the following: Flat. Grass.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 3 года назад +79

      I guess The Presidents Of The United States Of America really got lucky with their name then

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 3 года назад +12

      @@BababooeyGooey You don't know The Wizard of Oz? "We're not in Kansas anymore"

  • @santo610
    @santo610 3 года назад +849

    I’m naming my band “People Who Are Sort Of Existing Outside of the Context of Hoobastank”

  • @bestmusicquest5868
    @bestmusicquest5868 3 года назад +753

    "Why would the drummer be Hootie?"
    *Mick Fleetwood has entered the chat*

  • @mikxly8147
    @mikxly8147 2 года назад +148

    "Hoobastank and The Cherry Poppin' Daddies" now thats the perfect name for a band

    • @nightxnight
      @nightxnight 7 месяцев назад +8

      Hoobastank and The Blowfish Poppin' Daddies

    • @ItzGuerrero
      @ItzGuerrero 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@nightxnight"Hoobablow and The Cherry Fishin' Daddies"

    • @GOAT-rl2uq
      @GOAT-rl2uq 3 месяца назад

      Which one of you is Hoobastank?

  • @mattjazzfan2288
    @mattjazzfan2288 3 года назад +501

    Homer and Billy meeting each other on The Simpsons:
    “Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins”
    “Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”

    • @laurisaarinen1126
      @laurisaarinen1126 3 года назад +28

      Their name didn't use to have "the" in front of it, that's why for me it means pumpkins being smashed.

    • @creativecredence850
      @creativecredence850 3 года назад +13

      @@laurisaarinen1126 Yeah, pretty sure that the "the" was added after being introduced that way so many times. Eventually you just give in.

    • @laurisaarinen1126
      @laurisaarinen1126 3 года назад +8

      @@creativecredence850 Yeah although Deftones never changed it tho and i have seen that happen to them so many times it's not even funny.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад

      @@creativecredence850 I'm surprised Gorillaz haven't changed their names by now then.

  • @metalbudsgaming8371
    @metalbudsgaming8371 3 года назад +532

    i respect the name Hoobastank because they went to a random band name generator, it gave them "Hoobastank", and they went "yeah ok." and stuck with it for like TWENTY YEARS.

    • @EVO6-
      @EVO6- 3 года назад +3

      I thought it was named after a road called hooba street

    • @TrippedGian1
      @TrippedGian1 3 года назад +15

      Don't forget they first went by HoobUstank

    • @elliotthenricy5172
      @elliotthenricy5172 3 года назад +22

      thats how Post Malone got his name too. Rap Name Generator

    • @Babyteef
      @Babyteef 3 года назад +3

      Elliott Henricy are you legit

    • @elliotthenricy5172
      @elliotthenricy5172 3 года назад +7

      @@Babyteef thats the story I heard. he put in his name and it came up

  • @Mr_DPZ
    @Mr_DPZ 3 года назад +688

    If I remember correctly, Billy Corgan did say that "smashing" is indeed supposed to be what you described as "the British way."

    • @storageheater
      @storageheater 3 года назад +39

      as a british person that has made me upset about their name in a way i've never been before. is this how people who get angry over bad accents in movies feel?

    • @michaels8620
      @michaels8620 3 года назад +13

      Correct. It’s a pun. Idk if that makes it better or worse, but….

    • @carlmarks8170
      @carlmarks8170 3 года назад +11

      So it's like The Fabulous Thunderbirds, but even worse... Smashing Pumpkins is actually an okay name because it's ambiguous, but The Smashing Pumpkins flat out sucks.

    • @pulykamell
      @pulykamell 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, that's what I've heard and also how I've taken it. That said, while it is officially "The Smashing Pumpkins," it's just "Smashing Pumpkins" on the cover of their first two albums, so you can argue it's both or either.

    • @eoghan.5003
      @eoghan.5003 3 года назад +16

      I'd always assumed it was just "smashing pumpkins" (as in the verb) but then the The is just there cause it's a band name.

  • @victorycupcake3061
    @victorycupcake3061 2 года назад +12

    Now recruiting musicians for my band Hoobastank Too.

  • @thesecretrectangle
    @thesecretrectangle 3 года назад +1209

    King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is the perfect name for that band. Its tongue in cheek, its fantasy, it establishes the Gizzverse, its everything that that band is.

    • @timeland8343
      @timeland8343 3 года назад +54

      Exactly. I was ready to throw hands when I heard it was suggested. Glad Fantano came to the rescue there

    • @peepsiee
      @peepsiee 3 года назад +82

      "gizzverse" tell me more

    • @peepsiee
      @peepsiee 3 года назад +6

      @@timeland8343 …oh my god. i’m gonna check that out

    • @lauchalz1
      @lauchalz1 3 года назад +4

      geez fanboy much?

    • @thesecretrectangle
      @thesecretrectangle 3 года назад +16

      Yeah lol. My point still stands tho, the name is good.

  • @DRAGNFLY
    @DRAGNFLY 3 года назад +639

    Brb, off to start a band called "Hoobastank 2" just for Anthony.

    • @Platanov
      @Platanov 3 года назад +15

      "Hoobastank 2: The Quickening"

    • @JacksonBlackmon
      @JacksonBlackmon 3 года назад +64

      Hoobastank 2: Electric Hoobaloo

    • @thickhil
      @thickhil 3 года назад +11

      @@JacksonBlackmon I want this tattooed on my chest

    • @kamikazey_force8423
      @kamikazey_force8423 3 года назад +20

      "Hoobastank and the Crywanks"

    • @selurnomis220
      @selurnomis220 3 года назад +18

      2bastank (incl. tuba player)

  • @gimo80
    @gimo80 3 года назад +487

    The Smashing Pumpkins were actually called Smashing Pumpkins during Gish and Siamese Dream era however changed it during Mellon Collie...not sure if it made them sound more important? Hmmm.

    • @PatoGuzmanAd
      @PatoGuzmanAd 3 года назад +73

      they should have stayed like that, just like Talking Heads did, even releasing an entire live album saying "The Name of This Band is Talking Heads"

    • @countdooku7152
      @countdooku7152 3 года назад +28

      So it went from the Smashing Pumpkins to The Smashing Pumpkins?

    • @GuysClips
      @GuysClips 3 года назад +27

      They didn't want to be confused with the millions of Smashing Pumpkins cover bands.

    • @jabba820
      @jabba820 3 года назад +19

      I'm pissed my apple music divided up random songs from the albums into two groups on my phone, one with a "the" and one without

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 3 года назад

      @@countdooku7152 yes

  • @alzo7891
    @alzo7891 2 года назад +114

    In my band(s), we aggressively pursued the dumbest names possible. We started out as Toothpaste. After a lineup change we became Star Shark and finally Devil Luggage. Have you guessed we're from the Midwest?

    • @disappointedoptimist255
      @disappointedoptimist255 Год назад +31

      Devil Luggage goes hard asf keep that

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Год назад +2

      Star Shark is alright

    • @alzo7891
      @alzo7891 Год назад +11

      @@roronoalaw7772 I gotta give props to our bass player: When we were changing from Toothpaste, he said we should be Toothpaste Mellencamp.

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury Год назад +2

      i really like Star Shark

    • @OklahomaMan
      @OklahomaMan Год назад +3

      I really like Toothpaste

  • @kayfimt7769
    @kayfimt7769 3 года назад +1448

    Someone needs to form a band called Smashing Melons.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 3 года назад +6

      I wish i was smashi
      Nope not gonna make the joke

    • @Bassotronics
      @Bassotronics 3 года назад +6

      🤣.. Wait a minute, isn’t a pumpkin technically a type of melon?

    • @radioactivedragonite2420
      @radioactivedragonite2420 3 года назад +13

      THE smashing melons

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 3 года назад +3

      The Glued Back Together Gourds

    • @quinchien
      @quinchien 3 года назад +1

      melon and the machine

  • @amphibic_boi
    @amphibic_boi 3 года назад +201

    One of my high school teacher's metal core band was called "Breakdowns at Tiffany's" and Fantano actually commented on one of their music videos years ago making fun of their absolute garbage name so I was half-heartedly hoping he'd mention them😂

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +40

      Thats a good ass name

    • @amphibic_boi
      @amphibic_boi 3 года назад +6

      @@xamp_exclammark I'm glad you like it, always seemed a bit silly to me. But do feel free to check them out if you're into metal core

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +5

      Aw man, now I wish he mentioned them.
      But, what's so bad about the name?

    • @ohgodthepain
      @ohgodthepain 3 года назад +2

      Can you find the video

    • @suizilla
      @suizilla 3 года назад +2

      i love that name though

  • @ChrisNorwood3
    @ChrisNorwood3 3 года назад +274

    I was having a rather rad conversation about music with some coworkers when i asked if anyone had heard of the Viagra Boys and the mood all changed. I was chewed up, spit out and booed off stage. Long story medium - no one had heard of them.

    • @unfiltered577
      @unfiltered577 3 года назад +33

      Here's what you do:
      1. Wait til break
      2. Bring them up on your phone
      3. Acknowledge the name
      4. "This is actually good/bad music"

    • @jadesded
      @jadesded 3 года назад +11

      I think the unfortunate thing about that is, their name isn't terribly offensive & explains their aesthetic completely.

    • @GadBoDag
      @GadBoDag 3 года назад +7

      Viagra Boys is a great name for the band, I think

    • @mikkelarvai
      @mikkelarvai 3 года назад +2

      Long story short, it was a bad time

    • @swinehorde9118
      @swinehorde9118 3 года назад +3

      Yep, that's another band that has pretty okay music but that I just can't take seriously because of how tryhard their name is. Its offensive in how insanely inoffensive it actually is.

  • @conors8117
    @conors8117 3 года назад +40

    Every time I hear the name Death Cab for Cutie I get pissed off, don't know why.

  • @tdof7217
    @tdof7217 3 года назад +504

    My friends wanted to listen to the band simply because they thought the name "king gizzard and the lizard wizard" was cool.. I'd also put it in a best band names video

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear tf

    • @thedogfromraditude5449
      @thedogfromraditude5449 3 года назад +21

      Radiohead should also be in a best band names video

    • @goob8945
      @goob8945 3 года назад

      Yeah same lol

    • @heavymachete6235
      @heavymachete6235 3 года назад +1

      same, along with the tony danza tapdance extravaganza

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 3 года назад

      ​@@thedogfromraditude5449 idk very silimar to the name Motorhead, although the music is quite different the name is very reminiscent.

  • @thepagzic5950
    @thepagzic5950 3 года назад +981

    The Southern Hemisphere sounds like a great name for a band TBH

    • @LukasPrimeEdition
      @LukasPrimeEdition 3 года назад +49

      Believe it or not there actually is a band named “The Southern Hemispheres”

    • @iamgubbler95
      @iamgubbler95 3 года назад +29

      Great band name, bad place to live.

    • @Rauraurauuuuu
      @Rauraurauuuuu 3 года назад +46

      @@iamgubbler95 allow me to introduce to you "New Zealand" and "Australia"

    • @matthewsecundino3657
      @matthewsecundino3657 3 года назад +39

      @@Rauraurauuuuu you proved his point

    • @Rauraurauuuuu
      @Rauraurauuuuu 3 года назад +1

      @@matthewsecundino3657 how?

  • @robmausser
    @robmausser 3 года назад +1095

    "The Music", "The Band" and "The The" are all impossible to search online. Also, "The The" must really fuck with some algorithms that try to ignore the word "The" at the front of artist names when organizing your collection by name.

    • @MartinInBC
      @MartinInBC 3 года назад +135

      In my database of my record collection, they are listed as 'The, The'.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 3 года назад +46

      You could just add '(band)' at the end of the search.

    • @sgeddegs
      @sgeddegs 3 года назад +161

      @@firstnamelastname7244 the band band

    • @notfelix4258
      @notfelix4258 3 года назад +117

      @@sgeddegs the music band

    • @ryandrums2112
      @ryandrums2112 3 года назад +79

      @@notfelix4258 the the band

  • @manny9323
    @manny9323 3 года назад +21

    Billy Corgan at 1:22 looks like Melon from the future, who came to warn him about what he’d become but is powerless to stop it from happening

  • @papajohn6839
    @papajohn6839 3 года назад +644

    I’m pretty sure most people listened to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard BECAUSE of their name. I certainly did

    • @lobstertown1826
      @lobstertown1826 3 года назад +66

      I heard their name once and never forgot it, which is more than can be said for most bands.

    • @kangarapps368
      @kangarapps368 3 года назад +63

      Same with Psychedelic porn crumpets. Australia has some of the best band names of all time.

    • @carissanami5824
      @carissanami5824 3 года назад +4

      I found them from an article recommendation and they sounds interesting but when I searched their music I'M STRUGGLING, OH GOD TOO MANY "Z"

    • @zmudilago
      @zmudilago 3 года назад +26

      And... Tropical Fuck Storm

    • @andothersuchnonsense2685
      @andothersuchnonsense2685 3 года назад +8

      I pictured an Argonian mage named Gizzard who wore a crown. I clicked play immediately.

  • @redactedname247
    @redactedname247 3 года назад +201

    Car Seat Headrest is the only artist whose name I have ever mentioned to my dad which got him to say, "That's dumber than anything I would have been capable of coming up with." which you should know is withering criticism.

    • @4meowsic781
      @4meowsic781 3 года назад

      thats brutal

    • @erthquake9038
      @erthquake9038 3 года назад +5

      On the plus side, it can be typed with just one hand on the keyboard.

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx 3 года назад +4

      @@erthquake9038 all names can

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 года назад +1

      Lmao My dad cringed with the band name "The National" and he be like "that's a boring name".

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 2 года назад

      Car Seat Headrest is a fantastic name. It's weird and evocative and captures the feeling of his music

  • @123sleepygamer
    @123sleepygamer 3 года назад +245

    On a note about King Gizzard take. LOTS of stoner metal/space metal bands have strange names like that. Like the legendary "The Kings of Frog Island"

    • @zeropoint4611
      @zeropoint4611 3 года назад +16

      the best one i've seen is "Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard"

    • @andrewaiken3617
      @andrewaiken3617 3 года назад +13

      THE ATOMIC BITCHWAX

    • @deadeyehiki7317
      @deadeyehiki7317 3 года назад +1

      So... which guy is brock hampton?

    • @whym6438
      @whym6438 3 года назад +3

      I like the name Telekinetic Yeti myself, even if their music is pretty derivative of Orange Goblin.

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 3 года назад +2

      Ohhh I'm gonna check the Kings of Frog Island out. Sounds dope

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 2 года назад +6

    "Godspeed you! Black emperor"
    I LOVE the music, but cmon, what is that even supposed to mean? Shouldn't it be "Godspeed you, black emperor!" ?
    "Have a good day! King" lmao

    • @GoldnDusty
      @GoldnDusty 6 месяцев назад

      It's a very obscure documentary title about a Japanese biker gang (That may be entirely the wrong subject, I learned this information nearly a decade ago and then promptly stopped listening to GY!BE for some reason.) It's as pretentious and difficult to get on with as the music can be, so I think it's almost self-selecting. "If you can't get past the name, what we're going for isn't for you" kinda deal, y'know?
      (Edit: I cannot believe I have correctly retained this information for 8 years. My mind is a vault of useless things.)

  • @dippitydoinit
    @dippitydoinit 3 года назад +500

    I once saw a local band called Screaming Monkey Boner. They were actually good heavy rock with industrial mixed in. The lead singer played a Keytar and the drummer had an digital set. I think they've changed names or broke up since then.

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 2 года назад +21

      that's an amazing name

    • @ashleystr4nge
      @ashleystr4nge 2 года назад +7

      I listen to them I didn’t expect a comment mentioning them lol

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend Год назад +6

      The best local band name I've come across was Slithering Alice and the Electric Vaginas.

    • @obeseduck3861
      @obeseduck3861 Год назад

      ​@@MagnificentFiend LMAO next neutral milk hotel

    • @lefthandedspanner
      @lefthandedspanner Год назад +7

      they became Screaming Mechanical Brain, later immortalised on Wikipedia's Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles

  • @epheyeTK
    @epheyeTK 3 года назад +93

    "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
    "Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely"

  • @jamiewakeford7123
    @jamiewakeford7123 3 года назад +390

    I mean, Japan has some terribly hilarious band names: Bump of Chicken. Greeeen. Glay. Happy End. Maximum the Hormone. And my personal favourite because I can't say it without laughing, Mr.Children. I am not making any of these up, these are all real.

    • @lorenzolyleabadia1669
      @lorenzolyleabadia1669 3 года назад +61

      There is also a group in Japan called Porno Graffitti.
      Yeah, Japan do have a lot of weird band/group names

    • @jamiewakeford7123
      @jamiewakeford7123 3 года назад +19

      @@lorenzolyleabadia1669 Oh God, I forgot about Porno Graffiti.
      And according to this blog I found there are a whole load of other band names that I didn't cover when I was browsing the Wikipedia article about it. Jabba Da Hutt Football Club; EARNIE FROGs; Phatmans After School (though they've since changed their name); Knock Out Monkey; and Mrs.WiENER.

    • @JebusMatoi
      @JebusMatoi 3 года назад +13

      FLOW, on the other hand, actually sounds cool.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +31

      Japanese people trying to name things in English always results in weird and hilarious sentence fragments.

    • @steverye8872
      @steverye8872 3 года назад +40

      My personal favorite Japanese band is "Ogre You Asshole"

  • @aaron_d_henderson1984
    @aaron_d_henderson1984 Год назад +13

    this just proves that people shouldn't take band names too serious, and unique names are easier to remember.
    that gore grind band though, that name is way too long, they are known as that one band with a paragraph for a name lol

  • @joehuiras4955
    @joehuiras4955 3 года назад +581

    Hootiestank and the Limp BizDaddies. The supergroup we need and deserve.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +9

      I'll have to remember that when I form my own band.

    • @beemerboomer6313
      @beemerboomer6313 3 года назад +14

      Can’t wait to hear a swing version of Nookie

    • @SomeIdiota
      @SomeIdiota 3 года назад +14

      @@beemerboomer6313 Not swing, but Richard Cheese - Nookie / Break Stuff. Close as you'll get.

  • @douglassmithe9799
    @douglassmithe9799 3 года назад +224

    I once read in a kid's book that Limp Bizkit got their name because Fred Durst had a dog called Bizkit who limped a lot.
    *They were trying to protect us.*

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 3 года назад +34

      Why would they mention Limp Bizkit in a kids book?

    • @douglassmithe9799
      @douglassmithe9799 3 года назад +12

      @@Guymanbot97 They were talking about how different bands got their names

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 3 года назад +33

      @@douglassmithe9799 Yeah I'd imagine that, but why have Limp Bizkit in there? Pretty sure they are the last group they would want kids to listen to.

    • @douglassmithe9799
      @douglassmithe9799 3 года назад +21

      @@Guymanbot97 You know what? I honestly don't know

    • @FrumpyMcDumpster
      @FrumpyMcDumpster 3 года назад +5

      What'd they say about Pearl Jam?

  • @luccacamillo
    @luccacamillo 3 года назад +592

    For me, it gotta be the bunch of uninspired interchangeable garage rock band names: The Kinks, The Kicks, The Kooks, The Knack, The Kills, The Killers, The Hives, The Vines and so on...

    • @dylanon3k
      @dylanon3k 3 года назад +58

      hard agree

    • @michaelshannon9169
      @michaelshannon9169 3 года назад +27

      All variations by name and style, pure bland rock.

    • @worstelldaniel
      @worstelldaniel 3 года назад +96

      @@michaelshannon9169 hey! don't say that about my boys The Kinks

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 3 года назад +223

      Sorry man, but I gotta Kinks shame

    • @jackk.358
      @jackk.358 3 года назад +15

      @@rubywest5166 heh

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 3 года назад +596

    “Godsmack” sounds like a 14 year old atheist trying to be edgy. The name was stolen too.

    • @scottcaves1258
      @scottcaves1258 3 года назад +121

      "Godsmack" was an Alice in Chains song, which explains why they sound like a crappy AIC ripoff

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад +100

      If you think about it in the context of Alice in chains it's a badass name. Smack that's so good you meet God. In the context of the band Godsmacks music, it's def edgy teen atheist mode

    • @scottcaves1258
      @scottcaves1258 3 года назад +17

      @@ext93 Yeah and also the sun used by Godsmack in their logo was stolen from Alice in Chains.

    • @Krstorm402
      @Krstorm402 3 года назад +7

      @@scottcaves1258 I mean they're huge fans and at that point the logo is just some kind of tribute

    • @pussypussypussypussypussy
      @pussypussypussypussypussy 3 года назад +6

      godsmack sounds like the name of a shitty new streaming platform. like watch the newest episode of Riverdale, exclusively on Godsmack!

  • @LG97187
    @LG97187 3 года назад +255

    "There's a lot of people in that place, especially if it's a city"
    wow, Anthony spitting facts

    • @btonyh5878
      @btonyh5878 3 года назад +2

      that line made no sense lol

    • @derekrequiem4359
      @derekrequiem4359 3 года назад +2

      @@btonyh5878 "especially" if it's a city, but not if it's a state or a continent? I don't think anthony thought that one through 😅

  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc 3 года назад +1105

    Let's Argue: Löded Diaper is either the best, or worst band name ever.
    Edit: There you go.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 3 года назад +13

      Well of they're doing it like that it should be the o with a line over it, not umlaut.

    • @tinkerthetinyrobot
      @tinkerthetinyrobot 3 года назад +30

      it’s shittier than a loaded diaper

    • @Legion.6397
      @Legion.6397 3 года назад +77

      Löded Diper* cmon man didnt you read the diary of a wimpy kid lore

    • @Babyteef
      @Babyteef 3 года назад +1

      No no it checks out

    • @MikeyTheCartoon
      @MikeyTheCartoon 3 года назад +1

      Cmon man what kind of argument is this? Of course that’s the best band name in history! Like who’s gonna deny it.

  • @KariThomasMiller
    @KariThomasMiller 2 года назад +42

    Umphreys McGee has to take it for me. Absolutely amazing jam/prog band, with a terrible name they’re stuck with.

  • @funeralopolis1337
    @funeralopolis1337 3 года назад +119

    i was waiting for We Butter the Bread With Butter to be on here but then i realized that no one cares enough to remember them

  • @DearLillian
    @DearLillian 3 года назад +196

    three soundcloud rappers and four lofi indie folk bands on bandcamp just renamed themselves hoobastank 2. thanks tony

  • @borzydar1196
    @borzydar1196 3 года назад +1004

    "King Gizzard and the Lizard wizard" is godlike band name

    • @cstaylor95
      @cstaylor95 3 года назад +34

      I literally gasped when it came up

    • @crotchman
      @crotchman 3 года назад +49

      @@MehulMuraliAstronomy no eff off they should've added "with Eddie Izzard"

    • @beastieboysfaneditsarchive3306
      @beastieboysfaneditsarchive3306 3 года назад +8

      It's cringe 👀

    • @allenbell1427
      @allenbell1427 3 года назад +47

      @@beastieboysfaneditsarchive3306 if you cringe over that and not your RUclips name you’ve got your priorities all fucked up

    • @beastieboysfaneditsarchive3306
      @beastieboysfaneditsarchive3306 3 года назад +2

      @@allenbell1427 too bad you can't respect other peoples opinion and get butthurt so easily because i don't like the lizard guy's name 😌

  • @Catman_321
    @Catman_321 Год назад +8

    7:44 For some reason whenever I hear the name of a band named after a city or geographic location I just immediately think of Jazz or blues, or just some genre generally involving saxophones and other brass instruments. I don't know why but it feels like a lot of city-named bands are jazz or blues or just generally old music

  • @denoftides
    @denoftides 3 года назад +180

    For anyone who’s curious, after a quick google the Nigel Thornberry interpretation is the correct one for The Smashing Pumpkins’ name. As in “These pumpkins are smashing!”

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +6

      They're fucking?

    • @denoftides
      @denoftides 3 года назад +12

      @@xamp_exclammark no dude, smashing as an adjective meaning excellent or wonderful

    • @ippotsk
      @ippotsk 2 года назад +1

      @@xamp_exclammark I don't think any of them were tbh

    • @Mothpuff
      @Mothpuff 2 года назад +4

      The wonderful pumpkins.

    • @joaoassumpcao3347
      @joaoassumpcao3347 Год назад +4

      the bussin' pumpkins

  • @PatoGuzmanAd
    @PatoGuzmanAd 3 года назад +591

    Melon looks like the lost younger brother of Billy Corgan when he talks about ThE SmAsHiNg pUmPkInS

    • @corncake4677
      @corncake4677 3 года назад +10

      Spaceboytano

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 года назад +20

      MELON Collie and the Infinite Sadness

    • @SH-dz1yc
      @SH-dz1yc 3 года назад +4

      @@zackzallie8735 ohhh excellent

    • @nesfan8
      @nesfan8 3 года назад +1

      @Christian Beltran the plot thickens

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes 3 года назад +142

    The band Fantano wouldn't touch is "Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx" and they are a South African death metal band that has been around since 2016. Thank Ashton @JarOfFly on Twitter for that one.

    • @greedtheron8362
      @greedtheron8362 3 года назад +10

      I scrolled through all the comments to see someone who bothered to type this out, thanks

    • @thankuslay6766
      @thankuslay6766 3 года назад

      Nobody asked

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 года назад +26

      @@thankuslay6766 I did

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 3 года назад +1

      Yeah.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 3 года назад

      In the UK, this would just be read as "Bob".

  • @MrFtge
    @MrFtge 6 месяцев назад +2

    It occurs to me after so many years that Butthole Surfers could actually have a meaning much more innocent than it sounds... imagine some kids having an altercation on the beach with some very rude surfers, and that's what they walk away saying

  • @kobykilgore4955
    @kobykilgore4955 3 года назад +150

    My high school jazz band won a competition and the prize was to open for the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, but we ended up switching with the band that won 2nd place because our Super Intendant refused to let us open for them (due to their terrible name choice lol)

  • @13StJimmy
    @13StJimmy 3 года назад +74

    As if I won’t name my post rock Shoegaze band “The Southern Hemisphere”

  • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
    @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx 3 года назад +220

    I think The Butthole Surfers have a perfect name for the music they do and the place they occupied in that scene at that time.
    It has the 'bad word' in there bringing the crude shock thing a lot of hardcore/punk bands had in their name but it also evokes an absurd humorous image that is very much what you'd find in their music and it wasn't overplayed at the time they started, in the mid 80's.
    Like what's been said of Crywank their music wouldn't appeal to anyone who'd be super turned off by that name anyways.

    • @jeffbenzos38
      @jeffbenzos38 3 года назад

      Ahh yes, the asshole. What an absurd, humorous image.

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx 3 года назад +13

      @@jeffbenzos38 Yes, I'm definitely referring to that when I say the name Butthole Surfers evoke an absurd humorous image. It's not like surfing a butthole or a butthole who surfs are surreal ideas or anything.

    • @suspectsn0thing
      @suspectsn0thing 2 года назад +2

      Apparently it was originally a song name that someone accidentally thought was the band name while introducing them. Before that, they'd go by a different name every time they had a show. Some of those are WAY, WAY worse than "Butthole Surfers", by the way.
      (Highlights include "Fred Astaire's Asshole", "The Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole", "The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole", and "Shit in your Mother's Vagina")

    • @curly_wyn
      @curly_wyn 2 года назад

      There’s a time to FUCK
      And a time to CRAVE
      But the Shah sleeps IN LEE HARVEY’S GRAAAAAVE!!!!!!
      *RANDOM GROSS PLAYING AND SHOUTING*

  • @tylerbeaumont
    @tylerbeaumont 3 года назад +15

    The Butthole Surfers chose their name intentionally, apparently to ward off certain kinds of people. If you’re one of those people who judge a band solely on their name before ever hearing the music, they don’t want you listening, hence the incredibly off putting name. I think it’s also to scare away money-focused labels, since no money man would be willing to sign a band called Butthole Surfers, meaning any labels that approached them would be interested because of the music rather than for profit

  • @friedensgabel
    @friedensgabel 3 года назад +149

    Just discovered Crywank through this, really good stuff. And yeah, the band name kinda prepares you for album titles like "dont piss on me, I'm already dead"

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 3 года назад +18

      Can't wait for melon to review "If You're Reading This, They've Pissed On Me, I'm Already Dead"

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 3 года назад +5

      imagine wearing their merch lol

    • @maddieyeates1989
      @maddieyeates1989 3 года назад +2

      nothing compares to 'fist me till your hand comes out of my mouth' tho

  • @bradleybrown1567
    @bradleybrown1567 3 года назад +121

    A really missed opportunity to call Hoobastank 2 "Twobastank"

  • @Zeta9966
    @Zeta9966 3 года назад +155

    “The Smashing Pumpkins” was an actual joke. It’s like if the band was just “Pumpkins”. But imagine if they were simply smashing. “Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the smashing Pumpkins!”
    That is literally what they meant Anthony. The English slang.
    They actually officially had both versions of the name, Smashing Pumpkins and THE Smashing Pumpkins. I think it was changed for a contract dispute.

    • @recklesstoboggan
      @recklesstoboggan 3 года назад +2

      Just came here to write all of this. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

    • @ShaqPlaque
      @ShaqPlaque 3 года назад +15

      I mean, if a band that released an album titled "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" didn't have some sort of byzantine wordplay in their name, then really who could you trust?

  • @Iamthetable767
    @Iamthetable767 2 года назад +9

    “We Butter the Bread with Butter” and “Chunk? No captain chunk!” I would be completely embarrassed to say that I was a fan of theirs to someone else

  • @marcelosaletti1183
    @marcelosaletti1183 3 года назад +411

    i thought goo goo dolls was a band who made kids music before actually listening to them

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 3 года назад +80

      I thought Goo Goo Dolls was a girl band. Like, putting it among other popular girl band names and no one would bat an eye: Spice Girls, Destiny's Child, Goo Goo Dolls, Fifth Harmony
      See? Seemless af lmao

    • @andrewaiken3617
      @andrewaiken3617 3 года назад +59

      I always confused the Goo Goo Dolls and The Pussycat Dolls. I also confused the Goo Dolls and the Go-Gos. It got to the point where it led me to then confuse the Go-Gos and the Pussycat Dolls. Fuck the the Goo Goo Dolls.

    • @andrewbrumley512
      @andrewbrumley512 3 года назад +6

      Or Hoobastankier

    • @nickm.5931
      @nickm.5931 3 года назад

      This may have been what you were referring to (couldn't tell), but look up "goo goo dolls" on urban dictionary. I am and have been a big fan of theirs, but yeah, another fan ruined their name for me when they told me where it came from... Similar case with "Incubus"

  • @jpalbuquerq
    @jpalbuquerq 3 года назад +247

    Always thought that they were "smashing pumpkins" like brats destroying a pumpkin plantation on Halloween
    Then I noticed the "The" and now I imagine them being giant pumpkins that smash things just like those blocks on Super Mario

    • @MisterMoray
      @MisterMoray Год назад +10

      Smashing as in, "I say old chap, smashing time at the pub last night."

    • @annaphallactic
      @annaphallactic Год назад +2

      They originally WERE called Smashing Pumpkins without the The. They changed the name on their 3rd album.

    • @lulumish8991
      @lulumish8991 Год назад

      Yeah, I always imagined massive pumpkins going around smashing normal sized pumpkins.

    • @quirrell-zd1eq
      @quirrell-zd1eq 11 месяцев назад

      i thought they were smashing pumpkins

  • @samuelshaw7730
    @samuelshaw7730 3 года назад +160

    Hoobastank 2 is actually hilarious and successfully completes the loop to become a subversively fantastic band name

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 3 года назад +4

      It’s also low key a Mic the Snare reference

    • @Elena-vx8pu
      @Elena-vx8pu 3 года назад +9

      hoobastank 2: hoobastankier

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +16

    Me and my mom were listening to a bunch of Now That's What I Call Musics for a personal ranking project and we discussed the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, and in the end we decided that it's mainly based on the time period they were trying to emulate musically. It's a product of its time, or rather, a product of the time it WANTS to be. People were way more blasé about stuff like that in the swing era.

  • @michaelkpp7285
    @michaelkpp7285 3 года назад +248

    I would have mentioned Strawberry Girls since its just three dudes making hard ass mathrock and there are neither strawberrys nor girls to be found anywhere, but I think without that name I would've never checked them out so it's actually genius.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +2

      What about "Strawberry Girls" made you want to check them out?

    • @michaelkpp7285
      @michaelkpp7285 3 года назад +19

      @@k-leb4671 I don't know, I think I saw them in a playlist next to bands like Chon, Covet or Polyphia and thought "who the fuck are strawberry girls?" next thing you know I'm learning Spanish bay on guitar so yeah the name is kinda responsible for me looking at their stuff

    • @Lreldge
      @Lreldge 3 года назад +1

      Never heard of the band but it might be a reference to Christine by Siouxsie and the Banshees

  • @Em4gdn1m
    @Em4gdn1m 3 года назад +205

    Imagine being so into Hoobastank that you got a Hoobastank tattoo back in the early 2000's

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад +88

      I'm not a perfect person. So many things I wish I didn't do

    • @colinkelly8393
      @colinkelly8393 3 года назад +5

      @@ext93 so what you’re saying is

    • @withnail-and-i
      @withnail-and-i 3 года назад +5

      @@ext93 You can always go to bed reassured that you're not someone with Ben Affleck's money who would use money to get a freakishly large and ugly Phoenix all over his back

    • @wilberts.cubero3629
      @wilberts.cubero3629 3 года назад +2

      @@colinkelly8393 he continues learning, he never meant to do those things to you....

    • @kuppakassi
      @kuppakassi 3 года назад

      I got 2 :D

  • @deadendstreet2484
    @deadendstreet2484 3 года назад +124

    I love the Flying Burrito Brothers so much that I always forget how wack that name sounds.... not to mention one of their best and kinda sad songs being called “hot burrito #1” and yes there’s a #2

    • @metalnut92
      @metalnut92 3 года назад +4

      And yet Gram's backing band was called 'The Fallen Angels', which is just perfect.

    • @chrisold97
      @chrisold97 Год назад

      Rumors are there’s hot burrito 3 which I think may be on either boots or a future live release

  • @Neurospicy_potato
    @Neurospicy_potato Год назад +6

    I would name a industrial metal band "Deep Stahl" which just means "theft" in German (normally written "Diebstahl"). But you know it's very deep steel.

  • @TheTheTheTheTheThe
    @TheTheTheTheTheThe 3 года назад +641

    There are really people out here who don’t like the name “Psychedelic Porn Crumpets”

    • @marcelosaletti1183
      @marcelosaletti1183 3 года назад +45

      Such a amazing name, i only listened to them bc their name got me curious(amazing band also)

    • @thepopgroup3366
      @thepopgroup3366 3 года назад +7

      it got porn and psychedelic, which is like 2 things that i love

    • @jackk.358
      @jackk.358 3 года назад +22

      They’re so fucking good and the name is just absurd enough to be funny but memorable

    • @Bassotronics
      @Bassotronics 3 года назад +4

      I thought it was psychedelic pork crumpets.

    • @unoriginal_name7091
      @unoriginal_name7091 3 года назад +1

      Their music is pretty dope, idc about their name :D

  • @Acacia1
    @Acacia1 3 года назад +134

    I really can't stand how "The reason - hOObastank.mp3" has not become a meme yet.

    • @janine2957
      @janine2957 3 года назад +8

      THISSS it sounds so memable

    • @GeminiPlatypus
      @GeminiPlatypus 3 года назад +2

      "I found a reason for memes, to change who I used to be"

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +1014

    My least favourite is "Neutral Milk Hotel" which I first heard about in some YA gay romance book that I didn't finish. I thought that the author made the name up as like "the quirkiest indie name" but then I looked them up and they're apparently real.

    • @almaelmer841
      @almaelmer841 3 года назад +84

      same thing happened to me watching parks and rec lol

    • @simmerdown281
      @simmerdown281 3 года назад +52

      Will Grayson, Will Grayson?

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 3 года назад +37

      Neutral milk hotel is very relaxing

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 3 года назад +27

      Apparently they're very good songwriters but I can't get past their ridiculous indie rep. Have friends who are really into them though so I'll have a listen eventually.

    • @Mr.En1gm4
      @Mr.En1gm4 3 года назад +83

      In the aeroplane is one of the best 90s albums.

  • @jacobboudreau2344
    @jacobboudreau2344 2 года назад +14

    The autotune version of "The Reason" absolutely killed me 😆

  • @shoetube
    @shoetube 3 года назад +148

    I was sad enough to miss a Lightning Bolt show at some DIY space ages ago, but even more so when I learned the opening band was called "Child Pornography." Holy shit. You *know* they're not in it for the money!

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 2 года назад +33

      that's fucking insane lmao

    • @unhelpfulrevelations7989
      @unhelpfulrevelations7989 2 года назад +1

      respect

    • @samcrider9746
      @samcrider9746 2 года назад +15

      Would have deterred file sharing at least.

    • @sillyfella2009
      @sillyfella2009 2 года назад +15

      I almost searched for the band... and then I remembered what it was

    • @ce6ej
      @ce6ej 2 года назад

      @@StudioScarecrow may I…. possibly use your name??

  • @brendanressler4359
    @brendanressler4359 3 года назад +152

    Boston even has a lyric: "we were just another band out of Boston"

    • @Ryan-sk6gr
      @Ryan-sk6gr 3 года назад +6

      I would have never guessed

    • @jeffersonclippership2588
      @jeffersonclippership2588 3 года назад +1

      Anthony didn't even mention that Boston and Chicago are second tier cities and Kansas is just ass. There's a big difference between them and people calling themselves LA or NYC.

  • @_cjdl_
    @_cjdl_ 3 года назад +50

    My grandfather was playing a gig in Atlantic City once and he told me of a contemporary by the name of: “Jim Bananas and his bunch, the group with apeel” I still dont know if this is genius or awful

  • @Mike28625
    @Mike28625 Год назад +3

    No mention of "Toad the wet sprocket" which is actually a Monty Python reference.

  • @SatelliteSoundLab
    @SatelliteSoundLab 3 года назад +58

    I once had a prolonged alcoholic blackout and accidentally played in a band called the AK seven-fourty-sevens for over a year. Dark times.

  • @jguzman6157
    @jguzman6157 3 года назад +56

    Yelled “what that stank? HOOBA STANK?” Front row at them at a local show until I got them to crack a smile mid performance.

  • @DarksideBallerina
    @DarksideBallerina 3 года назад +152

    Not necessarily a "bad" band name exactly but in the early 70s there was a black punk band in Detroit called Death (as in black men who were playing punk) who were going to be signed and the record label said they would only take them on if they changed their band name because "Death" was off putting. They absolutely refused to change the name and lost out on the deal. I highly recommend their music, it is really good early punk fare! The guys are still playing and will pop up as headliners at Afropunk now and then have a whole documentary about them.
    (I'm fully aware I might just be pointing this out old news to people who already know these guys, as I assume most people in this comment section are extremely music savvy, but for any who haven't heard of Death, check them out! Very cool guys!)

    • @PaulyTheFarmer
      @PaulyTheFarmer 3 года назад +1

      Dude, that band was awesome!

    • @omind1
      @omind1 2 года назад

      Maybe the BEST " lost" 70s band I've ever heard. The movie is a good look. Man you can hear " punk" Buzzcocks ,DKs " hard alt." Coming down the Pike. Another band who probably got hosed for racial reasons, well maybe not as the bands they sounded like in the US didn't do Jack. BUT if you like the rock n roll kick ass side of " punk" from the 70s , check PURE HELL. I read The Johnny Thunders Heartbreakers took m to England.

    • @andrei11dr
      @andrei11dr 2 года назад +15

      The biggest problem with their name is when you say it everyone thinks of the Death Metal band (witch are also the best) ,so you have to specify that you're talking the 70s proto-punk band

    • @Austin-gj7zj
      @Austin-gj7zj 2 года назад +1

      Hey I'm from Detroit and I never knew about these guys. Thanks for that.

    • @growskull
      @growskull Год назад

      punk rock death is so good i hate that theyre overshadowed by the other one

  • @c.d.macaulay66
    @c.d.macaulay66 2 года назад +23

    My vote goes to the Strawberry Alarm Clock. Saw them on an obscure talk show (The Woody Woodbury Show is indeed obscure.) where the gave the reason behind the name. The strawberry was to get back to nature and the alarm clock was to "wake people up to their music." Yeesh! How about Blow Me and the Hootfish? Conversely, great band names are Boink! (an all girl band) The Tragically Hip and, my favorite, The Vatican Sex Kittens. Now that's a band name.

    • @earth_bound_misfit
      @earth_bound_misfit Год назад +1

      I had just been assuming that Strawberry Alarm Clock came from like a strawberry shaped alarm clock. I’m kinda disappointed now

    • @c.d.macaulay66
      @c.d.macaulay66 Год назад

      @@earth_bound_misfit Sorry about that. Not looking to discussion anyone. Just relaying what I saw on TV.

    • @earth_bound_misfit
      @earth_bound_misfit Год назад +1

      @@c.d.macaulay66 sorry to bother you I was just joking lol

    • @birdgod5584
      @birdgod5584 Год назад

      @@earth_bound_misfit or a strawberry shaped like an alarm clock. Honestly, I think the name is cool.

    • @TheMerseySound1
      @TheMerseySound1 Год назад +1

      Similarly there were two American and UK band active at the same time called The Chocolate Watch Band

  • @danielnewton2390
    @danielnewton2390 3 года назад +64

    Up until today, I too was existing outside of the context of Hoobastank.