Variations of Team Mates | War Thunder Documentary
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The guy what help the enemy team
what about people who spawn camp
Freeus lawnmowus, one player that beats Elongated Musket in a race to Mars by spaceclimbing, the one who always crashes on takeoff in air rb.
@@gunmasterx1164 they're included in the "Bane of Existance" genus
Anyway, you missed a few. "Generi generi", the typical player. Exceedingly common, it ranges anywhere from best in the team to no kills or caps at all. Some variants of the species may demonstrate behavioral attributes such as consistently reporting enemy locations, giving orders, or getting stuck in rock formations. However, the one thing they all have in common is an inability to use the towing cable.
"Amiraci communus", a sociable creature, who simply plays the game for fun and to goof around in chat with both teams. It is the favourite prey of "The Bane of Existance", who are well known to be fun-hating edgelords.
The chatting one
Last time i was this early Squire was still making this kind of video :Iron_dab
Last time I was this early, Squire was showcasing his teapot.
Last time I was this late, Squire was still making WT videos
Last time I was so early....was yesterday
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs MAUS
420 likes good job arm
I experienced all of these in the single hour I played today
People pushing me off the point so aggravating, worse than machine gun spammers.
I actually feel bad when I don't get to save my teammates
@@xXYourShadowDaniXx like machinegun spammers just are annoying, but they don't mess with your experience
I had a person teamkill me with bombs. Normal, albeit annoying, right? Wrong. I tried to save this guy from an M50 but failed. This guy spawned in a Ju-288 and dropped BOTH HIS 1.8kg bombs on me. I checked the replay, there were no enemies around me. Also the bombs landed right on my engine tray and I was stationary the whole time.
@@covenantslayergaming6362 I accidentally bombed a teammate and so I decided to crash myself
I wish my teammates gave me headpats when I help them repair
:headpat:
Some don't even say thank you
abdo totti I usually say fuck you
"Thank you" in battle is the only thing i can give you since i can't give u anything else lmao. Unless of course you're in trouble, then I'm the type of teamate who rushes to your location. Granted if I'm not busy engaging any other targets
@@Abdototti06 They should not say thank you, do you do it for thanks? Then this is not help, real help is selfless!
I see that squire is back also this isn't apex video
Dita when can we play Apesecks again?
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs you can play with me if you want but you need to promote my roblox pornhub channel.
Can't wait to see you guys playing aplexes legned
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@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs "play Apesex" wait what?
You forgot the "Leavus Emedius", those of the pack who die as the first ones and leaves the match immediately. They are a very common branch in the "Cappus Rushem" and "Comedus Memus "species, They get catogorized under the same name. The reason for this name is because they weren't lucky enough to bring in another tank besides the one they spawned in and the plane(s) they brought with them
#relatable
actually that's false, they have been proven in a study to not be a new creature, but rather the same species except they were born with a major defect, this defect causes them to rage upon being the first to be killed and causes them to self-disembowelment and return to the hangar
Those players that left at 1st dead are really annoying, they condemn the team to lost.
I think the species is called Optimus Premiummanis....... Known for its large, colorful fur and thin body. When the fur is gone, this species will hide in a hole to protect itself. This species collects stuff to incorporate into its fur. Some of them aren't that good at collecting and have only collected 2 things. When these two things are gone, they crawl into a hole and disappear.
I'm not sure what's more hostile the enemy or my teams chat.
Enemy chat after u kill em
Loved the video! But looks like you have missed the most common type of tank RB player, the "Revengus Bombingus"
it is a fairly common type of player with an outstanding location memory and uses it to kill his opponent and in most times him self in the process
Man that hurt.
I do that too sometimes
@@simmyabis7330 You disguist me
@@gage2189 I'm sorry
Forgotten types of teammates:
1. The P-47, more likely known as, ground reformations.
2. The German CAS, formerly known by it's enemies as, "I HATE GERMAN PLAAAAANES".
3. The "Fun" players, these are formerly known for playing games with their prey, such as incapacitating, and taunting them with the phrase: "You are my prisoner now (name of enemy tank)".
4. The unsubscribers, formerly known, as those who have no idea who youtubers such as' Pandramodo, Phly Daily, Bo Time Gaming, The Iron Armenian, and Squire; are, and have absolutely no awarence of their existence.
5. Expensive bomber that climbs to space
?Alpha Centaurí?
6: shootus downus. Shoots down their teammates in air RB
German CAS is stupidly OP
@@averagegamer1684 You mean American and French.
I think i'm the only species of my kind, so much so I haven't even been recognized yet, i'm the one who brings heavy bombers (no not that russian one) into Ground RB
Enemy team:
NOOO, YOU CAN'T KILL ALL OF US IN YOUR 0 RATING TANK, I HAD TO GRIND FOR THAT FERDINAND, AND YOU JUST ANIHILATE ME!!!
Me:
Haha, bt-5 go brrrr
@buffalo wt "panthers are my my m22's main food force"
P A T H E T I C
My bt-5 doesn't go lower then tigers
The heavy ones.
Haha, Rbt-5 go boom
Ferdinand is OP, if you see it, KILL IT
HaHa, pz4 shot make abrams go bom
puma is the best at all
I see we finally have a replacement for Squire
I miss his old videos
Yes!
yea
Yes!
I agree!
You forgot the "everyone's a hacker" species.
Amen
Yep
the allus hackus.
Accuserim hackerus
You didn't keep the logo in the corner, my immersion is broken
Damn it, how didn't I think of that
Stay tuned for when I post my outtakes and have another aneurysm.
thank you, you are a good man.
You forgot:
-Trius Hardium
-spawnim camprus
Jonathon Spears you mean the entire playerbase
@@FoxtrotGolfLima Especially that last one, jezus christ, I have to literally shove my teammates into rivers and off cliffs to prevent them from spawncamping, and when they do it to us, well, usually my German 75 mm makes them regret their decision, unless they shoot first. Or I bounce
@@n2thecaptain822 love both the short and long german 75s. At their lowest BRs they're the best imo
Now variations of enemy team like
"Im the guy who always kill you in streak"
Or "Kamikaze Jet bomber"
And also "overpowered youtuber player"
The Flight Sim guy. This guy doesn’t really like getting into dogfights and such, but just likes flying peacefully despite all chaos.
OMG is that the real PanDiePie!?
I'll let you touch my sideskirts
Daubeny my Panther would love to have him touching her skirts XD
6:07
Discord beep
7:13
Ah yes, *weebs* ...
if i use a personal decal, my teammates can see it? i tought that was the case only for the gaijin store one's
@@ironcell26 there are offical weeb onces
@@King.Leonidas other than the Japanese heli, I don't recall any of them
This video was fun to film. After being a part of the filming process, I gained a new respect for the videos!
*helps repair teammates*
Expectation: 5:14
Reality: 8:23
mmmh, no info on the mapicus breakicus. a rare subspecies of the capus rushem, that evolved to soley break the enviroment by using fast and nimble vehicles to find new places in it.
they use these new places to ambush their enemies.
They are very rare and vulnerable, and can be found in the outside of the map, or any nook or cranny that wasn't deemed possible to be accessible to the player.
I fall within that category, and consider myself pretty good at it! I Figured out how to get onto the giant bridge at the map edge on ash river, how to get into multiple buildings on advance to the rhine, how to get within a group of buildings on advance to the rhine which was well protected and allowed easy defense of C, how to get within a large area entirely enclosed by crates on the cargo port map which allows for easy defense of B, how to hide inside of buildings on the B point on Alaska map so enemy can never cap, and a number of other spots. Sadly, gaijin patched the bridge and building group areas, and I found ways around both, although building group has been repatched since. Also, the bridge now requires a team member to push you past some of the tank traps, and then you pull them through.
D Jedi You can still get onto the bridge, it just requires skill, horsepower, and sometimes the assistance of a squad mate.
@@turkeyboy5543 I know, but it is a much slower process now and often not effective enough to justify the work needed.
D Jedi I do it all the time in my pakwagen. You just have to drive out the back of the top left spawn, and go around the map until you reach the left end of the bridge. It’s harder to do from the right side, but still possible.
@@sithrulezz423 got on top of the dam in 58th parallel, got under the map in advance to the rhine, got a panther over the tanktraps in kurelian (te map with hills, I am bad with names)
Also, got a maus out of advance to the rhine.
And also got outside of the playable area at port russian name.:D
Pretty much everyone in the world: Stay safe during Covid-19. Pandramodo: Stay alive
3:22 are basically Arcade Players.
Also, you forgot "Laggus Interruptus", where their less then desired internet connection makes them act erratically and react way slower than what's supposed to"
I love how you made this like a documentary
8:18, I felt that, it hurt my soul
It's always happens to me ( i generally use small tanks ) so some time i grind for some big bois with small bois so i first play with small ones if a bitch diaburts me i get out my big boi to beat the shit out of it
Lol when the tank looked over after being petted all I thought was "did you just f-ing pet me"
6:06 DAMN...
9:14
Crazy. "Eclipse Penumbra".
I'd never heard of that until a few days ago when the Solar Eclipse event started in TDS, now it's everywhere.
You forgot the "oops sorry" teammate. the ones that rams into you while ur aiming / moves infront of your gunsight
Oh do I despise those players, especially in air battles
And the enemies that do that are also quite annoying
Oh I hate these
Pushing the guy outa the cap zone at last second is brilliant 🤣
I’m convinced that my teammates are paid off by the enemies. It’s so often where I’ll be getting killed and my teammates have they’re barrels pointed at the enemies but they don’t do anything
The "spreding the wisdom of bias and folower of lenin" XD
8:55 "skill in top tier" ajjajajajajjajaja that make my week jajajaja briliant
there is one missing : the spawnus campus
The Randomus Mgus Spamus. Teammates that randomly have a lead weight fall on their space bar with an unlimited ammo capacity.
Another variant of the "Cappus Rushem" includes the same behavior as this one, but is instead called "Cappus CASius," in which they spawn in a fast vehicle, get caps, then immediately come back in aircraft. Their numbers have been dwindling as of late but they appear to come back around during event season. Yet another sub species of "Cappus Rushem" is called "Cappus Campus," in which generally, instead of being in a small vehicle, the friendly is usually in a squad of three or four vehicles that can dominate a tier, and instantly go to spawn camping the enemy spawnpoint for half the match, not caring about anything else on the battlefield except for their own well being. Once they die, they usually evolve into a subset that any species can evolve into, known as "Revengas Bombes," in which all caution is thrown to the wind as the one who was killed comes back in a plane and only goes after the one who killed them, often killing themselves in the process, regardless of whether they get their target or not. This behavior, as well as the other two aforementioned ones, are all part of the more toxic varieties as well, all three being hated upon profusely for shows of unsportsmanlike activity.
8:38 Mike, what are you doing?
The selection of vehicles for these stereotypes is perfect.
Don't forget to add the seal clubbous, the rarest of all variations in teammates, often residing in the low tier confrontations, and somehow survive with one vehicle after racking up 7 to 15 kills
Stay home, stay safe, stay alive...buddy!
THIS TWISTED GAME NEEDS TO BE RESET WELL START OVER FROM ZERO WITH THIS V2, AND ENTRUST THE FUTURE TO THE NEXT GENERATION
Still alive... buddy?
This video should be mandatory viewing for all War Thunder players.
7:04
*_I'm in this picture and I _**_-don't-_**_ like it._*
When I saw that part with the aircraft I lowkey thought he was going to start talking about people that are bad at air battles but looks like I was wrong
Soo... basically war thunder in a nutshell? Plus, when events come up, the Premuim species dominate and is extremely invasive!
You are so underrated man , you need more subs
7:37 ahh yes, a true man of culture.
Where can I get that skin?
En To probably on here: live.warthunder.com/feed/camouflages/
Ah yes, the AL subspecies, quite a rare breed in the weeb genome...
I see, WT has some Azur Lane man of cuture as well. Given that Bremerton was just recently added, you guys sure are quick.
I came here to laugh at you
I love the way this is narrated
I often find that I slip between different species of team mate.
My list of types of teammates:
The guy who rams into you on your way to the position
The one who shoots at you
Speedy fuckboi
“Tow me pls I’m stuck”
That one guy who has 1 tank and 4 planes
The super killer
The camper
That one guy who steals your kills
Plays Tank Destroyers only
The guy who only plays for cosmetics
And more to spare
You forgot about the ones that are so good that the enemies leave them alone and gang up on you instead
You have forgotten the suicidus ramus, very common in air battle, when they're unable to touch the enemy with guns.
You forgot the rarest species called “the alphas” or more commonly known as the best players in the entire game that can get 10 kills each game if they need it
Another variation of Playus Botia could also be known as Awayfromus Computias. This means that they can't see nor hear anything, just like Playus Botia. Unlike Playus Botia, this player will return when his teammates are not in desperate need.
its too relatable, I just had a flash back of my last 10 games
5:20
*Wtf, that”s fcking adorable*
Godbless its heart
I always go out of my way to hunt people playing swedish vehicles because I know they're playing the sav 20 or the j21 and abusing the vehicles brokenness
I once saw the rare suicidus bombos who uses his plane to suicide bomb his own allies mid air in the first 30 seconds to assure he gets the most points of the Team
In conclusion, Cooperedius Playus is the War Thunder species equivalent of a very important anime loli
me: the laggy noobus:
this player is often seen being dragged around by a phantom force, while also being unable to ask for help with this force as he does not understand a thing about how to communicate
i also belong to several subspecies...
Laggus Complainus Awarus. I'm the player who is in an airplane, the lag pushes me into the ground, them i complain about said lag, all the while knowing that everyone else probably thinks i'm a salty loser for not accepting that i went down fairly
rambous: i would much rather charge head on into a fight. good for when i use Japanese planes, not so good against tanks
One question: how do others see the user-made hentai camo?)
The thing is, they can't.
Yeah, they can't. But they can see the decals tho. The user made camo is probably for YT part.
If you buy a user-made camo on the marketplace other players can see it, cause it’s considered as an in-game camo
the thing is: we now know that PJ uses those skins ingame, cause he recorded that stuff!
i feel like i wanted to see a video like this for a long time
Perfect.
first time iv seen Pandramodo and love the grown Katyusha mascot. and great vid.
7:33 looking at you and Haigs there bud, but I welcome it
Unique is an understatement
This is the most relatable thing I've seen in my entire life
6:15
Ah yes, the exact reason I stoped playing WT
you forgot the vultures killing landed planes on their airfield or the kill steal swooping to finish a flat spinning plane on fire with no tail to get a kill that was already yours, the rammers trying to kill steal but don't have the skill to control their own plane.
You forgot about people who tap forward button at the beginning of the match and afk to make a tea.
You missed the type of player that thinks he is playing Air Realistic on Ground Realistic battles and often appears in the form of a G-91 or some other extremely unbalanced ground attack aircraft that can also demolish you in a dogfight
You didn't miss any! Spot on sir🤣
Do a documentary on the nations in war thunder and say about the players how they attack or specifically for each nation like.. "German/Axis legendary counter attack" This is when allied and/or soviets literally obliterate the enemy team but then axis forces come back with an amazing tactic and win the game from 0 to 100% victory
That fourth type of player are my favorites, even when you are dyng at their hands you can't even get mad, because is so silly that you know that you screwd up really bad. Except Pumas, I hate you.
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where's me
Lagamus Maximum
the one who lags
I get teammates that continue to drive past me even though there’s an enemy right in front of me, pick spaa even though there’s already 6 other spaa on the team, 3 total hours played before they put $120+ for 9.0-10.7 premium/event vehicles, leave after 30 seconds. While my enemies are ranked 130 in the whole world with damn near 150+ days played, they know the spawn spots, either camping in their own spawn or making their way around the map in my spawn, have 5 deaths and still somehow have another vehicle. I probably put a good 24hrs into the game before I bought my first premium and it was only a jagdpanther, the amount of people I see with a tier 7 tank in their service record with 700deaths and their next best tank is a PZ II
My 3 most hated players right now. Single spawners who bail after 1 death. People who start complaining about their br the instant the battle starts. Lastly people who spawn in planes when we have air superiority but no one capturing the bases. This last one we had a team of 7 planes and I was alone try to cap vs 4 enemy tanks. Those 7 planes got no air kills and 2 ground kills between them and we lost
I used to be Cooperedius Playus, but then took a Minengeshoss to knee and russian bias into ass and evolved into the bane of existence
Gotta love it when an M4A3E2 pushes my M24 out of cover, just to get the enemy T-34 I was having a corner camp off with to fire.
So this is my first enjoyable video of warthunder after the squire retirement...
7:24 I’m ok with this design. It’s got my favorite RUclipsrs on it
My friend who always sticks to the edge of the map in his GAZ-AAA constantly asking where the (nonexistent) enemy planes are
i remember having a annoyus spammus in my team on a simulation game once, had to put him down cuz he almost killed me
I've encountered that last species in Day of Infamy a few times. It must become an exinct species...
If someone kill steals you you can steal their life.
This is so perfect...
I once had a kill shot on a tank and a teammate tamed me forward which resulted in my annoying death.
I belive there are some called over-extundus maximus and they travel in large herds. Lost many a game because of them.
SH not squash head, S for sence, H for humor
In the end: we hope you recognized yourself on one of those types of players
Thank you Pandoradrodo... Panedrodo... Panzerfaust... Pandefrodo ... Pandramodo!!!
7:14 ngl thats my type of tank
I'm dying of two things, but I think everyone knows what the first one is when you say the Nation Geographic Reference!
Ah yes, i see you are a man of culture as well
8:38 I encountered a teammate that spawned in a tiger tried flanking and when fighting he faced his side toward the enemy. After he died he blamed me as well as the rest of our team for not rushing B despite the fact that I was currently the top ranking player on my team. And to add onto that he said that you only need one capture point to win the game in a domination match. And to top it all off he was a level 100 German main that started playing in 2014. 😞
The grind got to him. He lost his sanity already
What a pandramado waifu *THIS WORLD AINT BAD AT ALL*
Very professional.
You forgot the Spawnkilldicktus. A specie of player who targets helpless prey in an unsporting manner
What about the "flankus rapidus" they spawn in and rush the widest possible flank, only to be spotted, pop smoke, run, and die with only one or two kills to show for it