reading your embarrassing moments and regretting it immediately
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- i think we all learned a valuable lesson from this. i don't know what it is exactly but it's there
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makeup on me:
eyes: colourpop bronzer in 'rodeo drive', all over the lid
urban decay 24/7 glide on eye pencil in 'amber'
urban decay mini honey palette, shade 'california honey'
essence super precise eyeliner
essence lash princess mascaras (purple & green tubes)
nyx doll eye mascara
cheeks: straight up i don't remember
lips: stila stay all day liquid lipstick in 'aria'
nail polish: 'no holds barb' topped with 'fa-la-ah-ah-ahhh', both from china glaze
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thank u to the three people who reminded me that 'shrimpy' is a word. pinning a comment about it to hopefully prevent 57623816 additional people from telling me the same thing, even though i know this is a futile endeavor. love u guys :3
I thought they were walnuts too ✊🏿
LGBTQ+: We want equity!
EVERYONE: ok, sit on this chair 🪑
LGBTQ+: .......
I have a cringe story for your next one! I was hanging out with this dude from tinder (M) and I was telling him about this guy (B) I matched with previously. B had told me to add him on Snapchat, and his entire Snapchat story was full 3 minute videos every single day of him in the gym mirrors doing those rapid change bodybuilder poses. Literally, 3 full minutes everyday. M and I had a chuckle about it, and then later on I pulled out my phone to actually show him.
I laugh and I’m like “how wild is that?!” And he’s like “oh. That’s my best mate”. MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY AND IT HAS NOT RETURNED SINCE.
there was no second hang out.
Aoife Craddock omfg rip
I was the "menopausal" 12 year old. So close with the accent, I'm Australian. Literally thats how the conversation went.
"How are you Mary?"
"I'm menopausal."
stop the more i picture it the more i laugh 😭😭
what did you think it meant? i'm dying to know
😂😂😂
This makes me think of the time my brother answered a well-intentioned adult's enquiry after my health with: "She's vaporised."
@@dominodamsel so basically, I had been watching Big Bang Theory and Leonard's mother said she was menopausal and everyone laughed, so I thought this must be a hilarious thing to say... imagine my surprise in year 8 health class when I learned what it actually meant. I died.
embarrassing moment: was getting a painful tailbone cyst removed at urgent care at 15. because of the location my whole butt was exposed on the examination table while they removed it, and the doctor had the nerve to say "it's a full moon tonight"
This hurts 😭🤣
THAT'S A LAWSUIT RIGHT THERE
this is so fucking funny
sue for emotional damage
NOOO I LAUGHED OUT LOUD 😭
The only youtuber has just posted, gather round young ones.
this is my favorite comment ever
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I thought Drew Gooden was the only youtuber until I came across her
As a sophomore in high school:
send help
same
I had 2 tests today that I definitely failed and then 3 more tests during the rest of the week😃👍🏽
please
As a junior in high school, things don’t get better, they in fact get worse... at this point senior year is our only hope
I’m a senior and sophomore year was 100% the worst year of my life. Senior year is already way better
I had to book an OBGYN appointment with a different doctor because of some worrisome blood test results. A nurse walks me to the room and I'm expecting to go to a little room or bathroom to undress and put on a disposable towel around my waist, like I've always done in previous appointments, but this woman gets a towel, holds it in front of her with her arms open like she's Jesus and turns her head to the side. I'm superuncomfortable but it looks that this is as much privacy as I'm going to get so I start undressing from the waist down. As I take my underwear off, she turns her head, looks at me and says: that's a lovely lip colour
THAT'S A LOVELY LIP COLOUR
SHE SAYS, AS I'M HOLDING MY PANTIES IN MY HAND
And then she realized what she had said and went: I MEANT YOUR LIPSTICK, which brand is it?
I don't even remember what went through my mind, longest 3 seconds of my life.
(It was Wet n Wild, btw)
that's some AWFUL timing omg
I FEEL SO BAD BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
I can't breathe💀💀
Of COURSE it was wet n wild
@@spoon093 GOOD LORD LMFAOOO
In middle school I loved twilight and acted like Edward Cullen so fking hard I convinced my entire grade I was possessed by the devil, and got in trouble for performing witchcraft in the hallway with my friend when two girls caught us mid eating a spider
Thats not embarrassing thats actually very cool
I actually shouted holy shit. Do you have spider powers now?
@@mi-li maybe im just a freak 🤷🏼♀️
Wtf 😂😂 why the spider though???
I am lace dress girl and yes my life has gotten much much better after my waddling incident ty❤️
i'm so glad!
girl i was almost brought to tears from your story OMG
💞
thank god i felt SO bad for you omfg,,
thank god !!! Im happy to hear that
I was at a restaurant with my parents and my dad mispronounced a dessert he wanted, so he ended up making full eye contact with the waitress and asking for a LEMON P*SSY instead of a Lemon Posset VERY loudly. Fair play to the waitress for remaining v professional and not immediately laughing, but everyone turned around and I died inside. He still is adamant he said it correctly.
oh god why was i drinking milk reading this...
Such a dad thing tbh lmao
its the various nisipisa trademarked accents while she's reading the stories for me.
every non American person is a white british girl on Love Island
NISA STOP I’M TRYING TO DO MY MAKEUP AND I’VE POKED MY EYE WITH A MASCARA WAND TWICE
this video is just making me realize how common it is for people to 🚽 themselves & that i must be doing better than i thought considering that hasnt happened to me yet
It is so brave of you to put this out into the universe!
Its the IBS
@@nikkininja85 LMAO
@@technicolorbarf6734 oh god me
yet
Here’s my late ass submission: one time I went on a motorcycle ride with a boy and his second helmet didn’t have a face shield... he acted surprised to see me with freckles when we got back to his apartment. I don’t have freckles, it was dead bugs squashed on my face. I haven’t known peace for six years.
That's on him!
Why didn’t he give you the one with the face shield????
@@lenam8495 he was driving, i was just clinging on for dear life in the back!
@@lenam8495 as horrible as dead bugs are as a passenger, the driver probs needs the shield more, being in front and all
If my campus had a ghost I'd be courting the hell out of her are you kidding me
See, this is why I always carry extra feminine products. I don't even wear pads by I totally have a couple in my purse, just for friends.
Same! You never know who might need it. It could save someone else from embarassing situations like the ones in this video lol
Literally everyone who knows a woman should carry extras
@@loganmiller6603 that would be ideal lol
Yup me too!
This. So important. Anything could happen anywhere at any time. This is why I bring them everywhere I go, doesn't matter where doesn't matter for how long. Our fertility is treacherous. My uterus not bout to catch me slippin.
I'm really glad you included the divorce one. I got married at 21, divorced at 23 (finalized about 6 months ago!). I know that I did the right thing by leaving her, but there's a lot of shame around having gotten married in the first place. Lesson learned--if someone wants to get married fast, it's because they're hiding something. Also never, ever combine finances with anyone, lol.
Isn’t that why prenuptials are a thing?
@@Meimoons I originally wanted to get a prenup, but my ex wore me down. Eventually I found out I'd need a lawyer and then I skipped right to the thought of "Well there's no way we'll divorce, so I'm fine"
Tbh I don't think skipping the prenup changed the outcome of our divorce in any way, but it was an "amicable" (AKA we kept it out of court), uncontested divorce since we had no shared property, debt, or children.
On a 3rd grade field trip to McDonald's I tried to sit at the same table as my teacher and she told me to sit somewhere else.
Oh no 🥺 this one hurts
hearing my glass biting story out loud still makes me cringe (it's been 12 years)
You were just too powerful!
Sorry for laughing at your pain but that one took me tf out 😁
@Otaku P no i just held it in my mouth and slow had it tumble all out when my mom asked me what that cracking sound was FDNAKFDAN
I too have bitten the forbidden CRONCH
it sounds so much worse to have done it in a restaurant but you’re not alone! at least one other person here was that dumb :P
nisa, sit in that chair incorrectly, this is a bisexual household
Wait is it a bisexual thing to not sit in a chair correctly?
@@saori5808 yes
@@saori5808 i feel like that makes sense now that i think of it
@@aaliyah-fr8cf you could say
We can't sit straight
@@internetperson3228 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
to everyone whos got a cringe period story, i guarantee you everyone else who has/had periods has a very similar story and leakages and unexpected starts are so common.
anyway my cringe story was having such a horrendously bad genital infection that my doctor went "WOW!!" when she saw it. i remember the expression of awe and disgust that she was trying to hide so vividly that i could paint it.
nisi i just want you to know that u fill the hole jenna marbles left us with
Yup
that is literally exactly what i was thinking, this is the kind of authenticity i've been missing
Oooh YES
Yes yes
A friend had a costume party in his apartment with all the new friends he had met at college, so I didn't know anybody. I showed up dressed as a watering can. Turns out it wasn't a costume party.
A watering can!!!!!!!!
Went to a college club's Halloween party with my girlfriend dressed as sexy Wario and Waluigi. I thought everyone was gonna be in costumes because there was a best costume competition. We were two of 5 people in costumes, everyone else was dressed normal, including the networking contacts that I didn't know would be there. Bright side! We won best costumes! Got a stack of expensive engineering paper as a prize
This is incredible
My friend invited me to a party where she said "dress like a hippo" and uhhhh apparently everyone else knew that was a joke cause she was haha ~quirky~! Would you believe I was the only one dressed as a hippo
@@helenm1085 wtf that sounds intentional can’t lie
"im sweating while I do this... it's called multitasking 😌" I'm glad everyone had a good embarassing moment... even me 😌🏳
wait I have another one - I fell down a down escalator in front of all of my new coworkers while yelling "I'm fine. I'm fine!"
I feel like all these period stories just show that pads and tampons should be made available free to us as reparation.
the menstrual cup story reminded me of the time I was with this guy and he said "what colour is your menstrual cup? I'm guessing pink, it feels pink" which really killed the mood
i heard the football boy story and said "where does he live" at the same time as nisa so basically, where does he live? it's time for consequences for him.
Oh my God the first story reminded me of when my teenage sister was in a group chat and one student sent a picture she took of a female teacher eating an ice cream cone rather aggresively. They then proceeded to create some unsavory memes with it, and one of the group chat members tattled to the principal. And then my mother had to come to the school to discuss why her daughter had photoshopped something to the effect of "when he tells you to go deeper" onto this poor teachers photo. Still make fun of her for it.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
what an amazing story 10/10 would listen again
🤣
thank you for accepting our sinful confessions mother nisa
mother ter-nisa
i also submitted smth via your insta for this but damn... i'm not even halfway through the vid and every single one of these has already been 1000x worse than what i submitted lmaoooo nisipisa nation is WILD
Ikr I thought mine was bad apparently not
@@theo278 HONESTLY OMG!! also who would've thought that sh*tting oneself is so prevalent among nisa's viewers 👁👄👁
the earring + lipstick + eyeliner combo.... wow...
i know the video’s already been made but confession: i had a crush on this guy in school, his cousin found out and told him at lunch. he always sat across from me at the table. he casually brought it up while i was taking a bite of my PB&J and i CHOKED on the peanut butter, literally lodged in my throat and i couldn’t breathe. tried to help it down with milk but that didn’t help either. a teacher came over and performed the heimlich maneuver on me... so the guy i had a massive crush on, this poor sweet man who was just trying to talk to me about my feelings, ended up with PB&J and milk all over his face and chest. i still haven’t recovered ❤️
So this crush almost killed you
@@avneetkaur7748 that’s just how men are 😔
sorry for laughing, that sounds awful
Omg What a meet cute!
why didnt he move out the way :(
For your reading pleasure:
One time my sisters friends were all outside of our house setting up an elaborate promposal. Me being about 14 and my sister being 17. I was already head over heels infatuated with all of her friends because they were older and therefore cooler BUT they still took the time to humor me and treat me like part of the group in larger settings. Anyways, mid promposal, as they’re setting things up in the yard, I run out my front door in chaotic excitement at the prospect of being part of such a cool high school shenanigan when I was still in middle school hell. And I promptly face planted off my 4 foot tall porch into a flower bed of honeysuckle. And I just kinda laid there for a while I listened to them scream laughing from the bushes. Yeah I never lived that one down.
I'm actually sweating hearing all these stories. Good God, are y'all okay???
Let's all be embarrassed together! If we're all cringe none of us are cringe
I havent even pressed play yet but damn the warm coloring of ur skin + the gold jewelry + the warm make up
Ok while we are on the subject of dorky ways to injure yourself- I once hurt myself playing musical chairs- as like an absolutely sober college junior
If you ever do this video again, here’s my story: I was in Disney with my family when I was about 14/15. We had been in Florida for a couple of days and I had grouper the night before at a restaurant. I projectile vomited up all over myself, my family, my sisters boyfriend AND THE UBER DRIVER. I started to ball because I was humiliated. We payed for the Uber guy to get his car cleaned and a HUGE tip. I didn’t get to go to Disney that day
"whos ever had a good time as a sophomore" my sophomore year of high school was the year trump got elected and also coincidentally the worst year of my life mental health wise so yeah that checks out
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omg same
omg ✨that was also my sophomore year!✨
Omg saaame twin. Jk
But literally same, it's the year I got hospitalized for mental health issue and I still remember how school was the day trump got elected.
It was literally dark (very cloudy and windy) and just...no body wanted to except the annoying truck boys
Hard same.
That forgetting about father's day one is so relatable.
I straight up cried at school multiple times my sophomore year. Just broke down. One time a teacher called me Lauren instead of Laura and I tried to correct her and just started sobbing instead.
At uni (college), we were each invited into the tutor's office in the first week to say hi and have a chat etc. Tutor asked me "how was your summer? What did you get up to?" and I was so nervous I just burst into tears. They were just quite amused by it, and v sympathetic!
CASPER THE FRIENDLY BINCH i just scared my poor cat off the bed wheeze-cringing
~manifesting monetization~
I was at work and this old woman went to my register with some flowers and some sweets. I told her the flowers were really pretty and she tells me “today’s my husbands birthday.” I then say excitedly “oh how fun!” She quickly responds with “oh no he’s up there 👆”
God, at that point I would just wish that the ground would swallow me.
I think you had a perfectly reasonable response based on what she said! She was probably embarrassed about it too!
You think acapella in college is embarrassing? I did WHISTLING CHOIR. We literally whistled Britney Spears’ “Oops I Did It Again” to a crowd of people. We even got a paid gig. I was an Altistle. Which is the alto of whistle range. The other ranges were Sopristle, Tenstile, and Bastile. Although to be fair I low-key thoroughly enjoyed it
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING wth for the first time in my life I wish I could whistle so I can be a part of such a niche community
"You tripped in the tripp pants"
GOODBYE I AM NOW DECEASED
“Know nothing but be bear and be soft”
Head empty, full of stuffing. I wish
no one:
nisa's background: s p i c e i t u p
22:33 this happened to a friend of mine when I was a sophomore in high school!
I gave him a Lifesaver mint and he accidentally swallowed it while laughing. The candy was stuck in his throat and he could only breathe through the tiny hole in the center. He had to leave school to go to the emergency room and have the candy removed. I think I was his crush 🙈
The name of the mint is kind of ironic lol
@@robin0135 I remember hearing somewhere they were named lifesavers because of the hole in the centre so you won't choke and die. but it could also just be bc they look like the tubes you toss on people when drowning, idk for sure but-
in eighth grade, it was lunch time and I was sitting with my friends when my crush went up to our table and everyone started looking up at him. I turned around to see what everyone was looking, and he was right there behind me. He and asked me, "Do you want to go to the dance?" Of course I was panicking inside and all what came out of my mouth was "Huh?!" Then he said, "Do you want to buy tickets for the dance?" He was not asking me out...he was selling tickets to the dance. All I said was "oooh, um no thank you. I don't have any money." All of my 'friends' laughed at me after he left.
I’m a hs sophomore and last week my English teacher used my name and “incestuous desire” in the same sentence so
Context please 🙂
@@technicolorbarf6734 ^this
Hs Sophomore in screenwriting and my teacher said the climax is at the end of movie and to remember it by thinking about how the sex climax is at the end too 🤩
@@technicolorbarf6734 reading a story that exemplifies the oedipus complex and the main character has my name...I’m losing my mind 🙃
@@wackyraccy because that is how you talk to minors
SARAH LAWRENCE HERSELF
"👻Oooooo give me $60,000👻"
🤣🤣🤣
nisa, if you ever do a part two and i'm not hiding out on the sims (i.e. head in the sand, ostrich-style, trying to avoid my responsibilities in the world), i have some STORIES for you
She’s the only makeup artist I can watch videos fully through. Like seriously I love her
Was that a joke?
I forgot my roommate's dog died and asked how her dog was like 3 times. Oh my god she looked so heartbroken AAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭
Oof, I've called my friend's new cat by her dead cat's name, while both of her parents were in the car with us 😓
SARAH LAWRENCE HERSELF.
When I was in high school, (about 15 years ago) we still had those horrible old toilets where the cistern is attached to the the wall above the toilet and you pulled a chain. I went in to one cubicle because I had a cold and didn’t want anyone to see me blow my nose. I pulled the chain to flush the tissue and the whole cistern crashed down. It flooded the entire girl’s block. nobody knew it was me because I walked out really fast before people realised there was water pouring. We got a renovation out of it, though.
Ok I’m gonna go ahead and share a story that to this day haunts me, I was on class in my phone and I wanted to show my teacher a presentation I had in my computer, so I turned the camera on and showed my computer screen to my class, ignoring the fact that I had my latest ig hoe pic front and center... I froze for a bit and then literally said “oops, anyways so.. ” thankfully I’m done with that class and I will never see the teacher or classmate irl lmao
This hurt to read omfg I would have been mortified
I'm upset that I missed my time to shine so I'll share mine here: I pissed myself twice in college. Both times I was stone cold sober. The first was actually in my sleep bc I drank a ton of water while I was studying and dozed off, waking up with a start to me peeing myself. The second was bc my dad was in the city and he took me to meet our cousins up there. I forgot to use the bathroom before we left and the train ride back to school was super long. To make matters worse, we went the wrong way out of the station and walked 10 blocks before we realized and by then I already knew I was In Danger. By the time we made it back, I was ready to explode, so I ran to the nearest first floor bathroom of my dorm and into the stall, but the relief of just seeing a toilet made me relax. Too much. And I let it all loose in my patterned leggings (this was 2015). As if I hadn't been punished enough for my folly, there were two other girls on the elevator up to my room during my walk of shame and I just had to pray they didn't look down.
I have a follow up question to the first story: were you in public?? Like studying at the library or something?
Girl the same happened to me like 4 times. After a full day of lectures, I pissed myself in my dorm room and once in my sleep the first time I stayed over at my bf's parent's place. I was 20 at that time. Stopped peeing myself after my 3rd Semester.
@@nasawantsuback no thank god lol I was in my dorm!
@@weeabooper omg that is so good to hear like honestly the silver lining
Your earrings are absolutely the moment i love them
I was having the worst weekend with schoolwork and other life stuff and I swear you just revived me. I was slipping into a sad lumpy apathy coma and then this vid made me laugh so goddamn hard, I’m re-motivated to actually do stuff.
I showed up for the sort of "initiation" weekend trip for my job at the zoo in sophomore year about three hours early and started attending classes on my laptop in the break room. my parents had me pack three bags absolutely stuffed to the brim, literally dying lugging it all around. when we leave to go to the parking lot where the bus is picking us up, i realize i cant find my phone and had my boss walk me back to the break room. 20 minutes and i find out it was stuffed into my suitcase. walking back i fell and ate shit walking down a hill. my friend who said he'd sit next to me just straight up abandoned me when i got on the bus, but he was still holding my backpack and when he went to hand it to me the strap/buckle (they're connected) broke so it fell and spilled my pads out everywhere. to top it all off, the hour long ride lasted 6 hours bc of an accident+the driver got lost. i spent so long just knowing i was pooling up blood and couldn't do anything about it.
when i was 12 my crush asked me out on a Friday but i told him i had to ask my mom if i could have a boyfriend so i asked her that weekend and on Monday I told him yes and it turned out it was a joke the whole time~~ i still have residual embarrassment and its been ten years
My most recent embarrassing moment: I was standing between a girl and her friend in a game of volleyball. I scored and she turned around, smiling, and it looked like she was extending her hand out. Me, thinking she wanted to congratulate me by shaking my hand, took her hand and shook it. I thought it was a nice gesture, albeit a bit unexpected since we barely knew each other, and was smiling until I realized she was stretching and the smile was directed towards her friend behind me. She was nice about it, but the embarrassing part is that this sort of stuff has happened to me more than 3 times.
Embarrassing moment: freshman year of high school i was climbing the stairs to go to my next class and trying to look cute because my crush was right behind me. I fell, cut my elbow open, and blood started dripping down my forearm. In an attempt to look cool, I just picked myself up, looked at my crush, pointed to my elbow, and laughed. I spent the rest of next class bleeding on the desk because I was too shy to ask to go to the nurse. It’s been ten years and I still cringe.
I’ve definitely had a few bad period moments in middle/high school, I’ve tried my best to repress most of them but that story in the beginning just brought them back💀
im a sophmore in highschool rn and this year has been rough to say the least,, thank u for the reassurance nisa we appreciate it
I already know this is gonna make me cringe so bad. I have my puppy on my lap to hug for emotional support, I'm ready
i totally would’ve submitted to this if i paid proper attention to social media instead of browsing memes. but i’ll post my most embarrassing moment that i don’t think i’ve ever told anyone (besides my mom):
one day in 5th grade i had to use the bathroom, but there were other girls in there so my anxiety took over and i couldn’t get myself to go. not even that my body wouldn’t let me because believe me i had to PISS. but my brain told me ‘no those girls will judge me when they hear me pee’ because ya know, crippling anxiety. fast forward to class and something makes me laugh too hard and i PEE MYSELF in my chair. tried not to leave the chair for a while but it wasn’t even half way through the school day yet. just to add insult to injury i laughed later on and fucking FARTED so one of my classmates of course pointed it out and laughed. typical elementary school nightmare. in the end i signed out to go to the bathroom but instead went to the office to call my mom and tell her i was sick. this part i cannot remember for the life of me because i probably blocked it out entirely; walking through the school with a giant pee stain on the back of my jeans was too much for my adolescent brain to handle. got picked up and came back to class an hour later in new pants 🙃 i probably had a jacket on that i could’ve tied around my waist to hide it too! but guess what? my anxiety as a child also made me extremely self conscious of my arm hair so that would’ve been an intense internal struggle.
ALSO on the subject of butt sweat stains on chairs, are we gonna talk about the stain it leaves on your PANTS? maybe i just have too many bad memories of peeing my pants wait a second-
sorry that’s a straight up essay but it’s because i’ve genuinely never voiced that story to anyone, wanted to get in the gory details because why not 🙃
I was embarrassed of my arm hairs too!!! Happy to say I grew out of that one eventually haha
Please make this a series oh my god
with all the stories in this comment section, i’m gonna have to!
I need you to know I spent too many hours watching Degrassi yesterday instead of doing my assignments thanks to you
I dislocated my shoulder playing badminton in PE when I was a senior in high school. I had to be taken out of the gym on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance.
BADMINTON.
I actually have a story pretty similar to Hannah’s. So in the nutcracker ballet there’s this lady who has a big ass skirt that she keeps children under and then lets them out so they can dance around. One year I was playing one of the children and the guy playing the skirt woman forgot to let me out so I was trapped under the skirt for a solid 2 minutes and it was TERRIFYING
Keep in mind I was 7 when this happened
I'm early af so I wanted to let you know that I'm literally in love with you and your channel, you're so entertaining and I'm so absorbed into all of your videos. I've been binging all of your content over the past month and I feel like I found a little youtube gem. I feel awkward for being so sentimental omg but I've been a silent viewer for a while and I needed to show some love in the comments
when i was in 7th grade my choir was in a national choir competition and i accidentally came in too early after a rest in one of the a-capella songs. we placed 5th bc of me and to this day only 1 person knows i was the reason we placed so low
Please do this again
PLEASE
I need this
here’s my embarrassing moment to share: told my crush i liked him. while my friend was standing behind me. crush said he didn’t like me like that but wanted to be friends. my friend comes up from behind us and says “ok now high five.” i don’t feel particularly embarrassed by it because it was just so hilarious
edit: this was in gr 10. 2 years ago.
again with the hs sophomore stories lol
That’s a great friend
speaking of sweat...freshman year drama class was right after my P.E. so I was sweating. A guy I used to have the biggest crush on said to his friend "Why is she so sweaty?". It was mortifying. I don't think he knew I heard him, but thanks to his friend who said "she just had P.E.". A true hero. but oh god...
Oh my god that smirk when she talking about sitting in the chairrrr 😂💀 Nisa knows what’s up
i was the least favorite girl in my class, so telling ANYBODY my secrets was a risk. I told this one girl i liked the new transfer student that came in early in the year. kept trying to catch his attention by just being nice but the damn rumor mill turned everyone away. She told a bully of mine, then all his bully pals learned it, THEN THEY TOLD HIM. I still shy away from boys with his name, and when he tried to ask me out on behalf of a friend of his I IMMEDIATELY turned the both of them down "you know exactly why im turning him down, you WERE the crush."
Fun fact: getting an IUD is not as bad as people make it out to be! It was uncomfortable (OBVIOUSLY) but like, over quick and I didn't really have that bad cramps. IUDs are wonderful (esp if you cannot tolerate the pill like me!). Here are some tips for any ladies considering an IUD but you're too afraid because of horror stories you've heard:
(1) My Dr prescribed me misoprostol to take the night before the insertion. This opened my cervix and I think this made the insertion a lot less painful than the "horror stories" I've heard. ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT THIS! It only cost me like $4 at the pharmacy to pick up, and it's worth it!!
(2) About 30 mins before your insertion appointment, take 400-600mg of Ibuprofen (or a painkiller you can tolerate). This seems like a lot, but I think this dulled any cramps caused by contractions during the day.
(3) Tell your Dr you are nervous! Ask them to talk you through everything they are doing, and when they tell you they are going to insert it take a deep breath. For me, I just said several expletives to deal with my nervousness LOL. You'll feel a pinching sensation, and then immediately you'll feel like you're having a menstrual cramp. It's over so fast, and the convenience outweighs the discomfort. Full disclosure, I'm actually a little nervous about getting mine removed and replaced at my 5 year mark, but it's still worth it for me.
I hope this helps someone!!!
One time when I worked in a coffee shop I wanted to be smart and signed "thank you" to a Deaf customer.. only to realise once it was too late that I had told them "asshole" instead
Your earrings are ✨chefs kiss✨
i had to get metal screws implanted in my jaw as part of an orthodontic procedure. i was fiddling with my phone to stop myself from crying. i pressed the home button of my iphone several times. i accidentally triggered sos, calling 911. i did not say anything. 911 called back to make sure i was okay. i did not respond. i made awkward eye contact with my orthodontist instead.
I love how you almost called yourself stupid but instead called yourself beautiful for not being a doctor or whatever. lmao Positive affirmations and CBT, baby!!
Today was a really bad day for me & this was the first time I silent-painfully-cry-laughed since quarantine began in march thank u and thank all of you who gave stories for this omfg I feel so much better about my teenage years
I refuse to choose between 2 embarrassing stories:
When I was 14, two of my friends were dating and one decided she wanted to break up. Except they didn't see each other often and he didn't have a phone. I did see him, and had a phone. She somehow convinced me to let her text a breakup message to ME and then SHOW him. I had to stand there while this poor boy read that he was being dumped off my pink flip phone. He handed it back to me, said "That sucks." and walked away.
When I was 16, I worked as a cater waiter. One night I was refilling a vat of butter chicken at the buffet and someone bumped into me. Slosh, we're talking NECK TO BOOTS covered in this bright orange spicy nightmare. I needed the money so I had to clean myself off as best I could and finish the shift. Also I'm a vegan :( covered :( in :( chicken :(
I hope you were tipped well out of pity that night. 😷
hopefully this doesn't sound weird but i've been going through a bit of a rough time lately (college admissions are hell) and your videos are always such a source of laughter and joy for me so,, thank you !!
one time in sixth grade a girl told me i was “such a virgin”, and i didn’t know what that meant but the way she said it made me think it was an insult........
so i stood my 11 year old ass up and said “i am NOT! i am NOT a virgin!” and i got in trouble 😭
help ur whole youtube channel gives me so much joy ... the amount of serotonin i got when i saw u uploaded a 30 min video. truly a blessing. i opened two gifts today my eyes
Ok I got one:
Once I was in the subway station on my way to college (I live in São Paulo and it was rush hour, so we can imagine how crowded it was). As I was getting into the train a lady pushed me like 3 meters away from the door (at the time I was real skinny and malnourished, so I was easy to throw around). I got back up and ran to the train, but only my left leg made it in and I pannicked crying and screaming thinking "I am going to lose my leg and die of a hemorrage". A big beefy man (bless his heart) was able to force the doors open before my clear death, I screamed "thank you so much" and got into the train with mascara tears and shaking. I tried to play it off like I was fine, but the man asked me "are you okay?" and (trying my best to sound okay) I said "yeah I'm pretty fine" with the worst crying voice ever.
I went the rest of the trip with a blank look on my face listening to my music and everyone staring at me
aight mine takes the cake- I was in 5th grade and there was a new kid in my class and he was poor and didn’t have a backpack. he was cute af and i was like “hey i saw you didn’t have a backpack, i have a extra one if you want it. “ Of course he said yes cuz this dude be walking into class with all his books and lunch and stuff in his hands. so the next day i brought him the backpack. I gave it to him at the end of the day but omfg. I used that backpack for a sleepover the weekend before and i thought i took all the clothes out but I left a pair of my underwear. DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!!!! When i gave it to him he showed other people in our class. and then he brought it over to me and showed me. i literally bawled my eyes out and ran out of the room with the backpack. I was so freaking embarrassed i literally wanted to kill myself. This still haunts me.
Where does he live? Where. Does. He. Live?
Oh man I have so many, I think my most interesting one was when in the 7th grade, I brought my lunchbox to school, and somehow a bunch of ants got inside my lunchbox beforehand. So when I opened my lunchbox, ants went EVERYWHERE, and I screamed “THERES ANTS IN MY LUNCHBOX” and I never lived it down the for the rest of middle school. Luckily I went to a different HS and uni than the rest of them lmao
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I have concussed myself several times with several objects and activities, including but not limited to: rugby; a cupboard door; a heavy-duty stapler; a London bus (it drove gently into my head as I bent over to pick up my shopping bags).
2 important things- 1) I laughed SO HARD at this video and that's honestly rare these days so thank you Nisa. 2) PLS SING MORE YOUR SINGING VOICE IS GENUINELY SO LOVELY
1) you’re very welcome
2) that’s what my second channel is for! :-)
@@nisipisa omg not me spitting out my coffee and clicking as fast as I could to watch all your covers :x thank u queen
I can’t believe y’all are still standing after some of these 😭 lived to tell the tell
I broke my leg at a harry potter camp in university, we were playing quidditch and I straight up just fell over walking
Wow the amount of people who shat themselves... I feel blessed I’ve never experienced that in public or with someone there.
"CHEERS" I CANTTTT 😭😭😭