8 Things Every Parent Secretly Does

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  • @mandiewillingham4445
    @mandiewillingham4445 8 лет назад +5670

    "Tommy's mom is a criminal"

  • @amazingdoggo1378
    @amazingdoggo1378 5 лет назад +973

    Me: Mom look at my drawing!
    Mom: that’s awesome
    Me: do you know what it is
    Mom: *intense sweating*

  • @annakr.6380
    @annakr.6380 5 лет назад +8210

    *”You can marry a pumpkin?”*
    *”In some states yes”*

  • @anti-climacticclimax9590
    @anti-climacticclimax9590 5 лет назад +2761

    Me: Dad, my leg hurts
    Dad: Maybe it’s because you spend too much time on that phone of your’s

  • @marinslefteyebrow3955
    @marinslefteyebrow3955 5 лет назад +1107

    "you can marry a pumpkin?"
    *sweet home pumpkinana*

    • @theprowl3r45
      @theprowl3r45 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe Turtle pumpkins are not related to anyone except if you make them

    • @bsgs3301
      @bsgs3301 4 года назад +2

      whavshes underrated

    • @s0ss_fr
      @s0ss_fr 4 года назад +4

      whavshes How about _buss down pumpkiana_

    • @sistershook5719
      @sistershook5719 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @namesurname1584
      @namesurname1584 4 года назад +1

      This is the best comment

  • @dumbsimp1912
    @dumbsimp1912 8 лет назад +514

    My mom was never like that. Instead of saying that there's no such thing as monsters, my mom said that we had a special insurance that protected us against monsters. This was brilliant.

  • @solasta.x
    @solasta.x 8 лет назад +672

    The last one is too relatable. It makes me cringe when my parent do that. One time, on Easter, my mom jumped around to an Easter song like a bunny. Pray for me

    • @poebott
      @poebott 8 лет назад +8

      lmao I am so sorry fellow lapis

    • @newyorkny5023
      @newyorkny5023 8 лет назад +1

      Whoa Lapis! I can't wait to see that episode after the hiatus! XD

    • @catlover0330
      @catlover0330 8 лет назад

      ??

    • @ok-uv4tz
      @ok-uv4tz 7 лет назад +1

      Lapis Lazuli one like one prayer

    • @Madqnov
      @Madqnov 7 лет назад +2

      jesus you dont need prayers you need new home

  • @deakyiskindahot9810
    @deakyiskindahot9810 5 лет назад +420

    Legend has it...
    She's still counting

  • @SteelRaider17
    @SteelRaider17 8 лет назад +311

    My mom just picks out of my plate randomly passing by instead of making me look away. Girl knows SHE DA BOSS.

  • @lydiacaro1704
    @lydiacaro1704 9 лет назад +958

    "You can marry pumpkins ?"

    • @Rolian10
      @Rolian10 9 лет назад +18

      Yes in other states... Lol

    • @lydiacaro1704
      @lydiacaro1704 9 лет назад +1

      Why do people use" lol"

    • @CLiPzz247
      @CLiPzz247 9 лет назад

      Annie anie jr. Cuz it's an internet slang. And we are on RUclips... Wich is the internet.

    • @lydiacaro1704
      @lydiacaro1704 9 лет назад

      I know I'm not dumb

    • @CLiPzz247
      @CLiPzz247 9 лет назад +1

      Annie anie jr. Why did you ask then...

  • @sarahs2894
    @sarahs2894 8 лет назад +1522

    HE IS SO CUTE

  • @apollosage5482
    @apollosage5482 5 лет назад +792

    My mom used my allergies to get out of work
    IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
    I love my mom

    • @lillydreher426
      @lillydreher426 5 лет назад +12

      Lol my allergies are during winter (cedar)

    • @basils_gardenn
      @basils_gardenn 5 лет назад +2

      The Real Silver Fox My allergies are in the winter ;-;

    • @dadidadon
      @dadidadon 5 лет назад +1

      Even when im sick i dont get to stay home from school its a sad life 👌😩👌

    • @michaelwashington2519
      @michaelwashington2519 5 лет назад

      your mom might get fired if she does it more when it's in the middle of the winter or when it's winter

    • @yoursexyfish9631
      @yoursexyfish9631 4 года назад

      @@michaelwashington2519 Not every country has the same rules.

  • @finnsalsa9304
    @finnsalsa9304 8 лет назад +1146

    You forgot the "mom tax". My mom buys me candies and takes some of them. The reason is always "Mom tax". : P

    • @Bruhette
      @Bruhette 8 лет назад +10

      omg, my mom would do that all of the time! I would be so mad when she took more than 4 pieces! 😂😂

    • @charliehicks9024
      @charliehicks9024 8 лет назад +4

      My dad does similar but with chip tax lol

    • @maddiewitkowski4991
      @maddiewitkowski4991 8 лет назад +1

      +Something Random omg I'm totally with u!!!

    • @phoenix8655
      @phoenix8655 8 лет назад

      True dat

    • @melissarai6728
      @melissarai6728 8 лет назад +2

      I thought my mom was the only one who did that haha

  • @bublehnoodlez4469
    @bublehnoodlez4469 8 лет назад +562

    0:00 My mom does that a lot but she doesn't try to even distract me, She just TAKES IT!

    • @joeydadognovideos4537
      @joeydadognovideos4537 7 лет назад +10

      Pumpilla Msp my dad does that lol

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 7 лет назад +6

      IKR MY MOM ALWAYS STEALS MY FOOD

    • @oceanachan2787
      @oceanachan2787 6 лет назад +1

      Pumpilla Msp same

    • @abigail2014
      @abigail2014 6 лет назад +3

      Pumpilla Msp same she just steals it right in front of me

    • @buffsandwich0
      @buffsandwich0 6 лет назад +1

      JoeyDaDog No videos
      Same! Whenever we eat pizza, I always like saving my crust for last. Then my dad just takes all of my crusts. The thing is, he doesn’t even ask, he just takes. It’s annoying and he looks at me like nothing happened :p

  • @xchocofairy608
    @xchocofairy608 9 лет назад +501

    Yeah, my mom has never done any of these. She's just really really completely honest.

    • @RandyVidz
      @RandyVidz 9 лет назад +5

      Read the title

    • @xchocofairy608
      @xchocofairy608 9 лет назад +3

      RandyVidz My mom is really honest, she tells me things most parents wouldn't.

    • @en.nattuggla
      @en.nattuggla 9 лет назад

      +Vanilla Cream like what?

    • @rockybarry
      @rockybarry 8 лет назад +4

      +Miranda Lindfors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lolinggamer2000
      @lolinggamer2000 8 лет назад +3

      How do you know...

  • @absenthoney618
    @absenthoney618 5 лет назад +265

    1:24
    Why did I feel as if he was about to say “Is my dad a pumpkin?”

  • @lilyestrada370
    @lilyestrada370 8 лет назад +2315

    My mom doesn't play hide and seek with me

  • @uniwolfacorn
    @uniwolfacorn 10 лет назад +254

    That kid is going places with his acting

  • @MaishaMaryamRahman1605
    @MaishaMaryamRahman1605 9 лет назад +402

    "Can I have some Lucky Charms for dinner?"
    "No, it's against the law."
    "Tommy's mom let me have some!"
    "Well, Tommy's mom is a criminal."
    *laugh cries*
    I wonder how Tommy's mom would react. Lol.

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 лет назад

      Maisha Maryam Overly protective parent:
      YOU BUY THEM LUCKY CHARMS!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!
      Me:
      WTH IS LUCKY CHARMS

    • @MaishaMaryamRahman1605
      @MaishaMaryamRahman1605 9 лет назад

      Just Another Phangirl HAHA IKR

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 лет назад

      Maisha Maryam
      Overly Protective Parent:
      IT CAN RUIN THEIR TEETH!
      Me:
      *hides*

    • @MaishaMaryamRahman1605
      @MaishaMaryamRahman1605 9 лет назад

      Just Another Phangirl You are so good at reading minds from afar.

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 лет назад

      Maisha Maryam
      I know...
      mwahahaha

  • @no-oy6wq
    @no-oy6wq 5 лет назад +1180

    Does anyone else recognize him from coop and cami

  • @hydra1567
    @hydra1567 9 лет назад +400

    That guy is gonna grow up to mary the most pretty pumpkin in the world.

  • @williamharvey7898
    @williamharvey7898 8 лет назад +159

    My mom told me when I was little that if you call your own phone number, your phone will explode. XD

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 8 лет назад

      Wow I've never tried that.

    • @alejandroadrianzen9298
      @alejandroadrianzen9298 8 лет назад +2

      ur phone goes directly to voicemail

    • @livstroker5098
      @livstroker5098 7 лет назад +22

      Will travel my mom said the same thing, so I called her number on her phone instead. 😏

  • @Comment_User
    @Comment_User 9 лет назад +1407

    Mom: Where did you get those potato chips?
    Me: Dad bought them
    Mom: Give me one
    *I give the smallest piece that my hand can find*

    • @johnroy5169
      @johnroy5169 9 лет назад +27

      I do the same, but with my siblings not my mom

    • @madinat3000
      @madinat3000 8 лет назад +1

      +Comment_User greedy boy

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 лет назад +18

      +Comment_User
      *me drinking milkshake*
      mom: can i have some?
      me: sure, i guess
      *mom walks away with milkshake and dosent give it back*
      me: -_-

    • @Tsiftisa
      @Tsiftisa 8 лет назад

      +Comment_User 10000000000000% accurate

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 лет назад

      ***** you realize we are both Homestuck trash Ms. Peixes

  • @aliyaghi826
    @aliyaghi826 4 года назад +65

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    RUclips: lEtS rEcoMmEnd tHiS 6 yEaRs laTeR

  • @shoily2054
    @shoily2054 8 лет назад +624

    my mom told me that if I ate a seed then I'll start growing plants in my belly

    • @ipennydoggyrocks6274
      @ipennydoggyrocks6274 8 лет назад +1

      Me too!

    • @callmebalegdeh6840
      @callmebalegdeh6840 8 лет назад +3

      ME TOO! I ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE ORANGE SEED AND QUICKLY CAME TO MY MOM TO TELL IT TO HER AND SHE SAID "OH NO. IT WILL GROW INSIDE YOUR STOMACH"

    • @shoily2054
      @shoily2054 8 лет назад

      Meep Meep31 hahaaha Lol

    • @angelicanatalieb.g7160
      @angelicanatalieb.g7160 8 лет назад +1

      Same but my grandma told me that
      She told me if i swallow an orange seed or any kind fruit seed then a tree will grow inside my belly

    • @awesomepokemonperson3933
      @awesomepokemonperson3933 8 лет назад +4

      +Shoily My mom does too but she says if you eat a black watermelon seed there'll be watermelons in my stomach.

  • @MySweetParadigm
    @MySweetParadigm 10 лет назад +593

    Ive literally done none of those things. I chased down an ice cream truck once for my daughter though.

  • @Ys-hu8od
    @Ys-hu8od 8 лет назад +2180

    My mom made up some weird thing called "Mom tax" and something like this happens.
    *My mom gives me my plate, then all of a sudden*
    Mom: Mom tax :)
    *Eats a bit of my soup or whatever she cooked*
    Me: -_-

    • @teto11128
      @teto11128 8 лет назад +12

      what does mom tax mean?

    • @Ys-hu8od
      @Ys-hu8od 8 лет назад +10

      Wesley Seibert good to know im not the only one :D

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 лет назад +7

      +Fluffo De Raccoon lol my mom used to do that now when she tries I cover and she cant get to it >:o)

    • @Ys-hu8od
      @Ys-hu8od 8 лет назад +2

      Gamzee Makara :D thanks for the idea

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 лет назад +1

      your welcome

  • @jacob-ni6jr
    @jacob-ni6jr 5 лет назад +378

    Just noticed that he is Fred on Coop and Cami

  • @kekesherealways
    @kekesherealways 9 лет назад +505

    Just because shes caucasian and hes asian doesnt mean a thing, this is most likely just a skit anyways and if not his dad might just be fully asian or she can be his step mom or he can just be adopted and i dont understand why thats such a big deal anyways

    • @bexelizabeth2914
      @bexelizabeth2914 9 лет назад +26

      EXACTLY!

    • @taonabosslady5939
      @taonabosslady5939 9 лет назад +3

      Katniss Everdeen took the word right out of my mouth

    • @Unseremhelden
      @Unseremhelden 9 лет назад

      It a suggestion that all distinctive human groups are trivial, and that the frequently targeted group, white women, should stop being a part of their own culture and genes and start having relations with a completely different group.
      It's also a suggestion that other peoples (Asians) should allow their children to be raised by cultureless people who are not their own people.
      It's insulting, and offensive to every group involved. Playing it off like it doesn't matter is pretentious.

    • @bexelizabeth2914
      @bexelizabeth2914 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I am confused by your statement, are you arguing that it's okay that these two are different races, or that it's wrong?

    • @kekesherealways
      @kekesherealways 9 лет назад

      exactly

  • @rockybarry
    @rockybarry 9 лет назад +410

    Me: *about to take a bite from a burger*
    Mother: *"Could I have a bite?"*
    Me: *"Sure"*
    Mother: *takes a huge bite and gives half a burger to me*

    • @farzanaafrinn
      @farzanaafrinn 9 лет назад

      +Rockybarry 1337 omf BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @E0011
      @E0011 9 лет назад +14

      Me:*comes in with doritos home*
      Mom:Is that doritos??!
      Me:Y...
      Mom:FOR ME?
      Me:N...
      Mom:*takes my doritos*

    • @melaniecruz734
      @melaniecruz734 9 лет назад

      So true.. >w

    • @RandyVidz
      @RandyVidz 9 лет назад

      +iiK1ckJ3rks hahaha

    • @minisugar1500
      @minisugar1500 9 лет назад

      Thats my cousin and my mom

  • @ZoeHammer
    @ZoeHammer 8 лет назад +1297

    My mom told me if I'd bite my nails my skin would peel off

    • @Melissa-lb4rh
      @Melissa-lb4rh 8 лет назад +5

      My mum tells me the same thing but I want my skin to peel so she's weird

    • @tuner6255
      @tuner6255 6 лет назад +11

      IM EATING MY *SKIN* NOT NAIL

    • @TraumaPxnda
      @TraumaPxnda 6 лет назад +1

      It's true

    • @GatorGerhardt
      @GatorGerhardt 6 лет назад +4

      My mom told me if I bite my nails I would have worms crawl out of my skin.

    • @iwearpampers
      @iwearpampers 6 лет назад +1

      Zoe Delane my mom told me if I bite my nails they will never grow back. She didn’t really think about it because I didn’t bite them for 2 weeks and they grew

  • @fiji5654
    @fiji5654 5 лет назад +300

    bruh its the dude from fresh off the boat lmao

    • @SamuHyytiafi
      @SamuHyytiafi 5 лет назад +9

      Eddies enemy

    • @bubs8616
      @bubs8616 5 лет назад +3

      That’s why he looked familiar!

    • @rideoutsean
      @rideoutsean 4 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @lily323
      @lily323 4 года назад +1

      @@rideoutsean yeet

    • @lily323
      @lily323 4 года назад +1

      @@rideoutsean oh yeah its younger Eddie

  • @Tsiktsirere
    @Tsiktsirere 8 лет назад +361

    0:01 *gasp* look a buzzfeed logo!

  • @devinas7555
    @devinas7555 8 лет назад +130

    My dad always says "There's no taste(keep eating), no, it's not spicy(keep eating)"
    and my sister be like "Dad, you're eating all my food"
    My family talk in Indonesia actually, but just to make sure everyone's understand, I hope

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 8 лет назад +68

    I told my son that the Ice Cream truck was the Music truck. There to bring music to the people. He bought it for like 9 years.

  • @hananfallatah4580
    @hananfallatah4580 5 лет назад +43

    Me: mom my allergy is coming
    Mom: honey it's because you are not eating salad
    Me: mom I have stomachache
    Mom: it's because you are using your phone all day.
    I mean there is nothing connection between allergy and eating healthy

  • @Maddiemaddiemaddie123
    @Maddiemaddiemaddie123 10 лет назад +28

    This little kid is the cutest!!!! Hes soo soo adorable. Kept smiling seeing his reactions

  • @priyaray6958
    @priyaray6958 9 лет назад +269

    My mom doesn't point out fictional things to occupy my attention so she can steal my food. She just straight up takes it from my plate. I have a 6-inch Subway sandwich?
    Mom: *takes bite"
    Me: "Um, there's like 1 inch left."

    • @edgelord8186
      @edgelord8186 9 лет назад +12

      Literally EVERY mom EVER

    • @Gur0friendd
      @Gur0friendd 9 лет назад +10

      My moms like "can I have a bite
      Me:"yeah sure"
      (Mom takes microscopic bite)
      Me:"uh... Don't you want more"
      Mom:nah
      (Mom persedes to eat own food at a rate of -99 mph)

    • @Spartan-wg9wd
      @Spartan-wg9wd 9 лет назад

      😳

    • @pi2z806
      @pi2z806 9 лет назад

      we have the same birthday week!!

    • @yumsoup3377
      @yumsoup3377 9 лет назад

      +Priya Ray you have 6 inches? does that even barely fulfil your hunger needs?

  • @EHCBunny4real
    @EHCBunny4real 10 лет назад +37

    Every parent claims they had a terrible childhood.
    My dad had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, while living in a tropical island.

    • @Fr1ght3nD
      @Fr1ght3nD 10 лет назад +1

      cool story bro.

  • @savannahshenouda282
    @savannahshenouda282 5 лет назад +88

    Wasn't the little boy from Coop and Cami

  • @UPlayNetwork
    @UPlayNetwork 10 лет назад +65

    I have never watched Trophy Wife, but these 2 actors look very entertaining and talented

    • @LightningSonic
      @LightningSonic 10 лет назад +7

      Do you ever say anything negative, good sir? Also, are you one person commenting or have they since replaced somebody? I'm really interested. :]

    • @willkelly1078
      @willkelly1078 10 лет назад +1

      how does somebody LOOK talented?

    • @ljhunter
      @ljhunter 10 лет назад +2

      william dorkonaut In the way they act.

    • @lauren17482
      @lauren17482 10 лет назад +1

      Trophy mom is a really good show and I would reccomend to watch it :)

  • @Gregionis
    @Gregionis 9 лет назад +362

    I NEVER saw a icecream-truk in my life...

    • @kupicutirumenka
      @kupicutirumenka 9 лет назад +6

      Neither have I....

    • @MyDaumenHoch
      @MyDaumenHoch 9 лет назад +1

      Gregionis Neither have I. Welcome to Austria.

    • @Gregionis
      @Gregionis 9 лет назад

      MyDaumenHoch I live in germany :D You know what "DaumenHoch" even means? :D

    • @MyDaumenHoch
      @MyDaumenHoch 9 лет назад

      Gregionis Ummm yea? :D why?

    • @Gregionis
      @Gregionis 9 лет назад

      MyDaumenHoch Why do you have a german name? :P

  • @dudleypunch101
    @dudleypunch101 10 лет назад +69

    the biggest lie is the mom telling that boy she is his mom...

  • @josephphilips6187
    @josephphilips6187 4 года назад +72

    90% of parents: *Hate their kids*
    10% of parents: *love their kids*
    THis doesn’t add up.

  • @shariqarain
    @shariqarain 8 лет назад +100

    The boy is adorable!

  • @ClairaudienceGirl
    @ClairaudienceGirl 9 лет назад +189

    My mom just takes the food off of my plate her reason: because she cooked it

  • @docclaremore
    @docclaremore 8 лет назад +754

    Lol my mom does the last one all the time

  • @luna_is_awesomeheypeeps4655
    @luna_is_awesomeheypeeps4655 5 лет назад +121

    is it weird my mum doesn’t do anything like this Lol 😂

  • @jackiethegoldenjackal
    @jackiethegoldenjackal 9 лет назад +278

    my mom scared the ice cream man away he never came again and ruined it for the 3 kids in the area

    • @Ale-mt6qp
      @Ale-mt6qp 9 лет назад +1

      +jackie the golden jackal HAHAHAAHAH

    • @jackiethegoldenjackal
      @jackiethegoldenjackal 9 лет назад

      Ale yep now she put us on a sugar free diet im underfed as it is but my two sisters are fat XD

    • @thetime-lapsers9763
      @thetime-lapsers9763 9 лет назад +1

      I have never seen an ice cream truck. There aren't any in my area.

    • @thetime-lapsers9763
      @thetime-lapsers9763 9 лет назад

      +Cecy and I can't walk to any stores from my house cause it's too far so it's not like I can just walk to the nearest ice cream shop either. Unless the freezer counts.

    • @Ale-mt6qp
      @Ale-mt6qp 9 лет назад

      Hahahaha I love your mom

  • @hhitgirl4088
    @hhitgirl4088 9 лет назад +155

    when i was youger my parents told me the ice cream truck was a dancing truk, so everytime i heard its music i ran outside in the front yard and started dancing 😂

  • @q0dis
    @q0dis 8 лет назад +466

    They missed the part where the mother tells him he's adopted

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 7 лет назад +2

      Dani Martinez k

    • @songbirdcosplays2940
      @songbirdcosplays2940 7 лет назад +15

      Dani Martinez that's more of the older siblings job.

    • @potato_nugget
      @potato_nugget 6 лет назад +1

      Adoption is against my family's religion. 😜

    • @lulatissie6664
      @lulatissie6664 6 лет назад +1

      My older cousin would always tell me that I am adopted and i would cry and my mom would say don't be ridiculous ofc you are not.

    • @jess5299
      @jess5299 5 лет назад +10

      How about a Asian father maybe...

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 лет назад +54

    He’s the boy from Coop and Cami Ask the World!!!

    • @yourlocalcoward8128
      @yourlocalcoward8128 5 лет назад

      Yay I'm not the only one who noticed

    • @saff.k
      @saff.k 5 лет назад

      I noticed it too! I commented that but no one noticed

    • @t0asterbra1n
      @t0asterbra1n 4 года назад +1

      Wait really!!

  • @haiggoh
    @haiggoh 10 лет назад +70

    "Tommy's mom is a criminal." Like, what could possibly wrong with that excuse :D

  • @jellytaemin5231
    @jellytaemin5231 10 лет назад +223

    Am I the only one who realized that the woman looks just like Jennifer Lawrence?

    • @celeryg8266
      @celeryg8266 9 лет назад +18

      yeah, cause she don't!

    • @BlueBerry-io6yh
      @BlueBerry-io6yh 9 лет назад

      1:16 especially omg

    • @chloecohn2335
      @chloecohn2335 9 лет назад

      ***** s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5e/ce/9b/5ece9be275378113d9a1b67b9ad9102d.jpg

  • @darKILLusionnn
    @darKILLusionnn 10 лет назад +145

    I'm happy to say my mother did none of these as a parent. If she didn't want to buy ice cream for me, she said no. And that was that.

    • @bonkatonka
      @bonkatonka 9 лет назад +1

      Not all kids reply well to the word No

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 9 лет назад +7

      Asian mothers have VERY strong powers of persuasion...

    • @jordano611
      @jordano611 9 лет назад

      ***** O_o you'd rather be threatened with a beating? Suit yourself.

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 9 лет назад +4

      Jordan Ofori I'm just glad that my parents did not discipline me to be a spoiled and whiny bitch. I have learned that if I wanted something, instead of asking for it, I can earn it myself. Also, my parent's honesty reflected that they respect me enough to be mature about their decisions. I trust my parents for their honesty.

    • @jordano611
      @jordano611 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Ah okay. Sounds like you were just naturally well behaved. Some kids just don't respond and some strict parents think theres no other option but spankings/beatings etc.

  • @rajalasya853
    @rajalasya853 5 лет назад +6

    In the first case my mom would put more food in my plate when i am not watching 😂😂😂

  • @nasifimanabdhalim3594
    @nasifimanabdhalim3594 8 лет назад +149

    My mom invented mom tax
    Mom:Mom tax
    And my mom takes a bite of my burger or something
    Me: -_-

    • @nasifimanabdhalim3594
      @nasifimanabdhalim3594 8 лет назад +1

      And my mom told me if I eat when I'm laying down, I will turn into a tree trunk

    • @micahshapiro9739
      @micahshapiro9739 8 лет назад +1

      My mom did that too. Also, she said if I stood in front of the microwave my privates would cook too.

    • @zach3328
      @zach3328 8 лет назад +1

      +Micah Shapiro ikr people allways do that

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 8 лет назад +1

      I honestly don't mind it when my parents do that XD granted they don't anymore, but when I was younger I gave it to them all the time

    • @hekladp1810
      @hekladp1810 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah...we have dad tax.

  • @goseattle9776
    @goseattle9776 8 лет назад +153

    My mom tells me if I lay down right after eating I will turn into a cow.

    • @skyzeclipse8607
      @skyzeclipse8607 8 лет назад +5

      WWWWWAAAAAAATTTTTTT

    • @tasneemjara6772
      @tasneemjara6772 8 лет назад +1

      My dad says if I don't sleep my nose will grow like Pinocchio

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 лет назад

      Wat?
      Weirdest lie ever

    • @salwagirsang2473
      @salwagirsang2473 8 лет назад

      my mom says the same thing!! she says that I'll get a muffin top if i lay down after eating 😂 and i think it's tru

    • @kiwimations8057
      @kiwimations8057 8 лет назад +1

      Mine said if I don't drink my milk the cow would get mad at me and come after me. She also said that the cow didn't care if I didn't eat all of the butter XD

  • @lunarcrow8526
    @lunarcrow8526 8 лет назад +85

    Dancing? I wish my mom was that energetic!

    • @DDAYMI
      @DDAYMI 7 лет назад +2

      Lunar Crow haha... NO U DONT.

    • @zak3172
      @zak3172 5 лет назад +2

      vm yoongi ikr it's embarrassing and cringy.......can't wait to do that to my kids 😂😂

    • @shreya9607
      @shreya9607 5 лет назад

      vm yoongi you army? Lol

    • @melisa-jn9de
      @melisa-jn9de 5 лет назад

      @@zak3172 I really don't care what people think about my mother.
      I'd annoy them.

  • @strxwbwy
    @strxwbwy 5 лет назад +19

    Who is all a child wanting to know THE SECRETTTTTS

  • @MrNiceguy3210
    @MrNiceguy3210 9 лет назад +510

    Why do people act like having a half asian son is a crime? Some people get married to people of different cultures and backgrounds. So, their child can be half asian. What's wrong with having a relationship with someone of a different culture/skin colour?

    • @Lingunni
      @Lingunni 9 лет назад +7

      ikr? I'm half Asian and sometimes everyone calls me Asian. Ex: Hey Asian! If they didn't know my name... They are many douches in the world...

    • @miac.7243
      @miac.7243 9 лет назад +1

      +Stevenfuller13 yeah people are big douche bags and racist

    • @miac.7243
      @miac.7243 9 лет назад

      Some people*

    • @Lingunni
      @Lingunni 9 лет назад +4

      Alot of people*

    • @ColeODriscoll
      @ColeODriscoll 9 лет назад +14

      They're just racist people. It's good that the races are coming together in my opinion. It'll make racism slow down in the future with families being half 1 race and half another race, children will be used to more than 1 race and except people of other race more. So personally I think it's good that mixed couples are a thing.

  • @nealchakraborty7695
    @nealchakraborty7695 8 лет назад +432

    My mom told me i was a egg and God dropped me in her mouth, I was 12 -_-

  • @staticheart5638
    @staticheart5638 8 лет назад +31

    This little boy was freaking hilarious and adorable! Him: you can marry a pumpkin?!?! The mom: yes is some states good night! Him: ok??

  • @TimingSmile
    @TimingSmile 4 года назад +8

    Me: mom I can’t find my socks can you help me?
    My mom: MaYBe bEcAuSe oF yOur XbOx

    • @kevinnguyen552
      @kevinnguyen552 4 года назад

      Timing Smile That makes no sense.A Xbox can not move your sock it doesn’t have legs or arms

  • @katemireles2437
    @katemireles2437 8 лет назад +86

    You can merry pumpkins in some states yes😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @katlusamv2436
      @katlusamv2436 8 лет назад +13

      Looks like no more guy hunting for me :)

    • @stardust6745
      @stardust6745 5 лет назад +4

      @katy kat , Like Meliana Trump did , She married to a pumpkin

    • @kat11655
      @kat11655 5 лет назад +2

      @@stardust6745 Omg hahahah yes! 👌😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LKwatching
      @LKwatching 5 лет назад +1

      Ur beautifull

  • @mblaqminoz
    @mblaqminoz 10 лет назад +111

    It looks more like a babysitter would do.

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 10 лет назад +23

      Parents are basically unpaid, full-time babysitters.

    • @TheAdamBomb
      @TheAdamBomb 10 лет назад +6

      2wingo More like Full-time babysitters that pay to do it lol.

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 10 лет назад +6

      ***** Maybe her husband is Asian, or the kid is adopted.

    • @mblaqminoz
      @mblaqminoz 10 лет назад

      ***** that wasnt the point. but the behavior and actions from her.

    • @ParkerTheSithDavis
      @ParkerTheSithDavis 10 лет назад +1

      Guys its from a Television show the Mom is cate and the kid is bert

  • @DVohnaOfficial
    @DVohnaOfficial 10 лет назад +1674

    Am I trippin' or is the mom Caucasian and the kid is Caucasian without the 'Cauc'?._.

    • @TaariqSaadiqfilms
      @TaariqSaadiqfilms 10 лет назад +3

      Ha!

    • @naw2099
      @naw2099 10 лет назад +129

      2 jokes In one. Niceee

    • @saltycracker5977
      @saltycracker5977 10 лет назад +35

      So he's a girl? Or did I read your comment out loud...

    • @naw2099
      @naw2099 10 лет назад +46

      No. Asians are known to have small "Cauc" Get it.

    • @saltycracker5977
      @saltycracker5977 10 лет назад +3

      Oh now I get it XD

  • @blondmade
    @blondmade 5 лет назад +29

    Me: my head hurts. mom: go to sleep
    Me:My eyes itch. Mom: get sleep
    Me: I just fell off the balcony Mom: Sleep will help

  • @cyriewilson3170
    @cyriewilson3170 10 лет назад +39

    They could have added: Steals from your Halloween/Easter Candy. They say they are putting it away so you won't eat too much. What they really mean is: I'm going to put it in a place were I can easily take candy, without you knowing.

    • @shesACE
      @shesACE 10 лет назад +2

      Cyrie Wilson Yes! So trueee

    • @flamefusion8963
      @flamefusion8963 10 лет назад +1

      And steal your Christmas and Bar Mitzvah money!

  • @nalinipanwarxD
    @nalinipanwarxD 10 лет назад +24

    She was in "27 dresses". She played the lead actress's popular sister.

  • @AmB39
    @AmB39 10 лет назад +26

    lol that kid is great. Very funny expression from him when shes on the phone saying hes sick and shoos him away.

    • @leeann4391
      @leeann4391 10 лет назад

      "Shoes him away"

    • @AmB39
      @AmB39 10 лет назад +1

      Leeann Chu
      lol...no. It's "shoo".

  • @ainsleywatson1826
    @ainsleywatson1826 5 лет назад +16

    That is Fred from Coop and Cami ask the world!

  • @AslanKyoya1776
    @AslanKyoya1776 10 лет назад +40

    I remember when I was 4 or 5 I was at a McDonald's Playplace and my mother actually CRAWLED INSIDE the Playplace to drag me out. I asked her why and she said because they were closing. I couldn't understand how that was possible for it was broad daylight outside and the restaurant had plenty of people inside.

  • @Megan_Jennifer
    @Megan_Jennifer 10 лет назад +51

    Oh my god my mum used to tell me that the song meant the ice cream guy was going home..

  • @rinho
    @rinho 10 лет назад +38

    My parents never did this to me... Thank god for my great parents...

    • @bluerisk
      @bluerisk 10 лет назад +10

      Secretly...obviously your parents are not NSA and got caught in the act.

    • @rinho
      @rinho 10 лет назад +1

      oh,

    • @meeepu
      @meeepu 10 лет назад +1

      My mom does the last one every day

  • @candynecklaceeee
    @candynecklaceeee 5 лет назад +6

    "Can I have lucky charms for dinner"
    "Nope. It's against the law"
    Tommy's mom let's him have them for dinner"
    "Tommy's mom is a criminal then"
    I'm ded😂😂😂

  • @angelphan8770
    @angelphan8770 8 лет назад +84

    My ,ok told me if I don't go to sleep earlier the light bulb will come alive and eat me.

    • @angelphan8770
      @angelphan8770 8 лет назад +1

      Mom

    • @jovanvranes8038
      @jovanvranes8038 8 лет назад +1

      +angel phan What sweetheart?

    • @hihi-pk8fo
      @hihi-pk8fo 8 лет назад +1

      my mom use to say if I don't go to sleep the closet monsters going to come out and take your teddy bear
      my dad said TIME FOR BED we didn't move he said RACE U TO THE BEDROOM I'm like I MISS WIN and as soon as I was in my room I like No I fell for it again uuuugh

    • @shadow-lc9vr
      @shadow-lc9vr 8 лет назад

      +angel phan oh

  • @Mizaxa
    @Mizaxa 10 лет назад +69

    boy:"you can marry a pumpkin?"
    Mom:"in some states yes"
    me:uh i'll stick to marrying people and not pumpkins

    • @FireKatharsis
      @FireKatharsis 10 лет назад +21

      ppl are overrated

    • @Rubi1007
      @Rubi1007 10 лет назад

      Dat fantroll though. Where did you make that troll? I can never find good fantroll creators

    • @Mizaxa
      @Mizaxa 10 лет назад

      Gamzee Makara
      here xsaria.deviantart.com/art/Homestuck-Fan-Troll-Creator-200274414

  • @JamaicaDancehallTV
    @JamaicaDancehallTV 10 лет назад +64

    in this case, what adoptive parents would do..

    • @JamaicaDancehallTV
      @JamaicaDancehallTV 10 лет назад +17

      *****
      and btw. you obviously havent seen much asian and white mixed children

    • @briepstein79
      @briepstein79 10 лет назад

      Jamaica Dancehall TV It's true, I'm Asian/White, and people are always like "YOU'RE ASIAN?!?" or "YOU'RE WHITE?!?"
      Like I don't understand why some people understand I'm one, and others think I'm the other, lol.
      And then there's those random girls who walk up to me and are like "This might sound weird, but are you a halfie?" It always creeps me out...

    • @samanthak.3165
      @samanthak.3165 10 лет назад +3

      I dunno, my nephew is half white and half Korean and he looks 100% Asian. It just depends sometimes.

    • @AKTIONxSKINS
      @AKTIONxSKINS 10 лет назад +4

      An adoptive parent raises their children no different than how a parent who is raising their biological children would. A parent is a parent.

  • @finnorthen9845
    @finnorthen9845 4 года назад +5

    RUclips Recommendations
    2014:no
    2015:no
    2016:no
    2017:no
    2018:no
    2019: we are getting close
    2020: yup, now it's time

  • @HappiSushi12
    @HappiSushi12 10 лет назад +121

    I also don't appreciate people pointing out that his Mom is a different race than him. We all have eyes it's pretty obvious! Jeez guys it's 2014 expect these things!

    • @123alphadelta
      @123alphadelta 10 лет назад +1

      Just because it's more common nowadays doesn't mean we should should we support them...

    • @HappiSushi12
      @HappiSushi12 10 лет назад +26

      123alphadelta It's the right thing to support someone if it is positive. It's not like you're supporting someone robbing a bank!

    • @KingLashiec
      @KingLashiec 10 лет назад +23

      123alphadelta What's wrong with adopting outside your race or having children with someone outside your race?

    • @ethanchisholm4168
      @ethanchisholm4168 10 лет назад +3

      You would know 2D you have the weirdest eyes

    • @Allenthegreat
      @Allenthegreat 10 лет назад +4

      They're from trophy wife and the little Asian kid bert was adopted.

  • @sethj2000
    @sethj2000 10 лет назад +22

    My mom once made up a law that swearing was against the law if you are under 18. I never believed it

  • @sonyacarson9924
    @sonyacarson9924 9 лет назад +18

    My mom will take a bite of my food, and she'll call it a "Mother Tax"

  • @essem5143
    @essem5143 5 лет назад +1

    Last year, (2018) I had to find something that I can do and show my class how to do it. Everyone in my class was a bully and I didn’t want to risk getting laughed at. And since my mom and I both hated the school, she let me stay home!
    I FREAKING LOVE YOU MOM!

  • @trism2083
    @trism2083 8 лет назад +188

    haha oler siblings do the same things XD

    • @trism2083
      @trism2083 8 лет назад

      *older

    • @Echo-rp2pk
      @Echo-rp2pk 8 лет назад +1

      when I was scared of my closet, my two older brothers decided it would be funny to lock me inside with a few chips and 2 bottles of water. it was horrifying. at least they got grounded for like, 3 months though

    • @froggy904
      @froggy904 8 лет назад +2

      Only older siblings do these. I should know, I'm the eldest child in my family :)

    • @awen-839
      @awen-839 8 лет назад

      I do these. I am the older sibling

    • @demboihuh
      @demboihuh 8 лет назад

      ikr

  • @lan9766
    @lan9766 8 лет назад +61

    My parents told me if i did not study hard i will die...well HAHAHAHAH

    • @modgenesis3868
      @modgenesis3868 8 лет назад

      +Azlan Teoh I feel you

    • @andrewmoon8657
      @andrewmoon8657 8 лет назад

      Say this: I'm gonna not study so I can die. Lol

    • @lan9766
      @lan9766 8 лет назад

      Andrew Moon lol

    • @TheGingerPaint
      @TheGingerPaint 8 лет назад +1

      +Azlan Teo My parents told me that if I don't study hard I willlllllll hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @jakengo7970
      @jakengo7970 8 лет назад

      You're obviously Asian xD

  • @mki1230
    @mki1230 10 лет назад +36

    My mom was sad when I left for college because she couldn't use me as an excuse anymore.

  • @Vito410
    @Vito410 4 года назад +2

    I love that five years ago he's in a As/Is video but now a Disney Channel star.

  • @kiasmith454
    @kiasmith454 10 лет назад +24

    That kid. is by far the cutest thing I have ever stumbled upon in my whole entire life.

    • @paulinak447
      @paulinak447 10 лет назад

      I know right!! :) :) :)

    • @ILovePsySoMuch
      @ILovePsySoMuch 10 лет назад +1

      The kid is acting in series called Trophy Wife.

  • @ariyannahmisery6632
    @ariyannahmisery6632 8 лет назад +30

    My mom said if I ate the black watermelon seeds I'll grow a tree inside of me.

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 лет назад

      Wait do watermelons grow from trees XD

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 лет назад

      +Cats61118 AJ ok I'm stupid lol

  • @DatDack
    @DatDack 10 лет назад +35

    christ, she's good looking

  • @ugandamordex8562
    @ugandamordex8562 4 года назад +2

    Me : I got a headache. I've been working in this chemistry homework
    Mom : No phone for 1 year

  • @animotionification
    @animotionification 10 лет назад +95

    Should be renamed: 8 things every parent does if they are assholes. :P

    • @lilydiane4053
      @lilydiane4053 10 лет назад +38

      You must not have kids.

    • @animotionification
      @animotionification 10 лет назад +2

      Lily Diane I know if my parents did this to me I'd be pissed. On top of that I don't think they did any of these.

    • @animotionification
      @animotionification 10 лет назад +4

      ***** That or they were ninjas, lol :P

    • @sultanh.j.9204
      @sultanh.j.9204 10 лет назад +2

      Lily Diane These were all not even barely true. Why would a parent hide a toy away from a child for no reason?

    • @KoriTCC
      @KoriTCC 10 лет назад +7

      Sultan Jawid have you not been near kids? Some of their toys are noisy, and some kids make noise by banging them about. If you listen to them very often, it starts to get on your nerves.

  • @potatotofilms
    @potatotofilms 10 лет назад +18

    omg that first one is so true for my parents... EVERY TIME I have french fries, my dad says, "Oh look a boooiiiid!" and I fell for it so many times... they're like fucking pigeons. xD

  • @QuarantineQu33n
    @QuarantineQu33n 10 лет назад +17

    1:30 that's not acting like a kid, that's just awful dancing xD

  • @abigailm6209
    @abigailm6209 5 лет назад +4

    My mom told us that the ice cream truck was actually the music truck! One day we where with our friends and they bought ice cream from the truck and me and all my siblings where freaking out😂😂

  • @Asaleah01b
    @Asaleah01b 10 лет назад +21

    haha "tommy's mom is a criminal" haha pmsl

  • @melanieplistis3661
    @melanieplistis3661 10 лет назад +12

    "You can marry pumpkins?" Loved that one x)

  • @andysutherland4731
    @andysutherland4731 8 лет назад +28

    i really like the two of them. do more videos with them

  • @quetzalcat2839
    @quetzalcat2839 5 лет назад +3

    "You're allowed to marry pumpkins?!"
    "In some states, yes"