Sigvald the Magnificent (Mature Content Warning)
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Hey folks! I know it's been a long wait but I'm happy to present to you all Sigvald the Magnificent! Scion of Slaanesh, the Geld-Prince, and spoiled son of the God of Pleasure and Pain! Let's delve into his sinful lore, shall we?
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I love that his personal guard had mirror armour and shields so he could admire himselft during battle
>Genociding an entire country of elves because they had prettier hair
Lmao I love this character.
Yeah
He uses a Rapier
Also for the fact that elves do nothing but fuck squirrels.
He probably hates Dark Elves
@@daswordofgork9823 Hey, that's not fair! They also write poems about that!
Another example of Sigvald's arrogance was that he declared war on an empire province because a warrior priest of Sigmar from the province broke one of his finger nails.
hey, if I invested in manicure, I would be pissed off, too! XD
the best part of that story
he broke his nail crushing the guys skull for no reason
Jerec 12 i guess it only shows how *thick-headed* the Priests of Sigmar are
That is fucking hilarious :D
Damn i like this guy
Imagine you try to kill a guy, and he just cuts his way through your lines, and starts banging your leader.
hehe
You realize that he sometimes uses a Rapier
@@sethleoric2598 bruh
why are you making such a uninformed comment
@@ThatGuy-eu2vt I don't know, but i just keep thinking about the RAPEier
He does have rapier face for sure
Problem with me and sigvald is that he shouts "for the blood god!" when he's a slaanesh servant. Slaanesh and khrone are bitter enemies. Also he says "Hail the Slaughterer"
Wow... Now that is the true Heresy.
Heresy from a heretic. How complicated.
*****
They should have done better work on the game and aimed for perfection... Slaneesh wouldn't approve and thus so won't I.
Exactly. Neither would I
frolof I think he's being arrogant and saying that battlecry to mock Khorne.
You can't beat Slaanesh's followers. No matter what you do to them, they will _vigorously_ enjoy it.
Plague of numbness?
I know there was an instance of an Emperor’s Children warband being wiped out by the Black Templars because the EC’s were too enamored with the feeling of agony as they were cut down for them to be bothered with boring things like “fighting back”. So yeah, this statement checks out.
thats not true at all
"This is our time. Look upon the great wound in the sky if you disbelieve it. Fight us by all means, for we relish every stinging bullet, every slash of the blade, just as you might relish a delicious feast. But know this truth, and remember it as the night skies curdle above you - we have already won."
I'd imagine the followers of Slaanesh would have a blast with the lament configuration
Everyone skips over the fact that Sigvald loves reading rare texts. He probably has the kind of knowledge that could win him the grand prize on TV trivia game shows every single time.
“As they *Came* to his perfection”
Well that’s one way to keep morale up
Caved... But I like yours better~
I don't know about _morals,_ but *morale...* 😏
*loud moaning in the distance*
Never been a fan of Chaos but have to admit that Sigvald is a very interesting character.
HE USES A RAPIER
@@sethleoric2598 so?
@@amandag.6186 cuz he is slaanesh's servant
“Never been a fan of chaos”
Is your brain a bottomless pit?
Immense warships flying and warring with each other?
Did Sigvald, see 40k?
Isn´t it amazing that the more excessively the senses are indulged, the more excessive future indugences needs to grow to cause even a fraction of past sensation. Eventually no matter what you do, you just feel nothing, only a complete numbness, a disconnect from everything. Like going blind across all senses, caged in nothingness and left only with the torment of your own insatiable hunger for more. A terrible fate.
Dopamine reward system gone awry. Sensitization.
This is how addiction builds up, no matter related to what.
There is a message in the lore of complex fantasy universes, a lot of virtues and vices embedded within.
Heroin
līlā
This is actually a fantastic advert for abstinence from constant sex, porn, drugs and drinking not because of some religion’s commands, but because decadence and excess is an end in of itself.
An emotional black hole
He also had the town of Chamburg in Bretonnia destroyed because he once had a bottle of bad wine from there.
Mentioned that in the video, right after he left the battle with the elves after being reminded of said wine.
So he's basicly Joffrey if he actually got off his ass and was a warrior of skill and bravery as Robert
I don't want to be that guy, but you have remember that Warhammer fantasy is older than game of thrones, both the books and the tv show.
hunter yeah yeah I know
I was thinking more of the wolf if he never got burned or really his brother if his brother was some Herculean looking Greek god.
@@hunter3464 But the character of Sigvald was created by GW after the first Game of Thrones book was written.
Joffrey was ugly af in the books and nobody liked him so no not at all
“His every curve and feature are meticulously picked out for all to appreciate upon the battlefield.”
I guess that’s why all the art puts a cloth over his codpiece.
Not gonna lie. I get a kind of DIO vibe from Sigvald. Especially with the birth mark. I bet he poses like a pro.
Stand user: Sigvald
Stand Name: Auric Armour
Stand ability: Able to regenerate wounds quickly
Ehhhhhh maybe Dio. Not feeling much DIO vibes.
I'll save watching this for after church tomorrow... As one does
Best part: I'm an atheist
church of the dark gods right?
Hopefully you can convert the entire congregation to Slaanesh.
Short Long So one of them can skin the nonbeliever to make a beautiful dress
Watch it during church. It's what slaanesh would want
I'm honestly not surprised that Sigvald went crazy at the end times when fighting Krell. There is indeed an actual thing called narcissist rage, which is where you push a narcissist to far and they go berserk.
As for his unlocking requirement of awakening tribes, I could see how that works. In essence awakening a tribe brings them to chaos worship, which some of those will be slanneshi based. Where slannesh crops up, Sigvald will probably eventually arrive just to see if there is something interesting to take/do/indulge or kill .
Awakening a tribe doesn't "bring them to Chaos worship", Norscan tribes worship Chaos as a way of life. When you're awakening a tribe, you're actually liberating them from the yoke of the Skaeling or Varg.
Hamza Changazi So in essence overthrowing the current ruler and setting up a puppet state instead of, converting them to chaos. Thats rather disappointing considering they call it awakening, which sounds alot like bringing them into the chaotic fold.
zombiefolklore Something akin to that, yes. Which honestly is a bit lorebreaking if you're playing as Archaon, since as you're essentially the holiest figure in the Norscans' faith. In the lore, Archaon didn't even have to do anything to get the Norsemen to join in, they just instantly caught wind of his coronation by Be'Lakor and journeyed to swear oaths to him.
I love Sigvald it's hilariously ironic that one of ur biggest gripes with Sigvald is a cosmetic one 😂 love ur videos lol
39:41 Blow after blow? That sounds like Sigvald, all right.
you forgot to mention the part where the Troll King pissed on his corpse XD thats the best part and a fitting end to a champion of Slaanesh
Wrong just wrong
A golden shower for a golden Boi
Cultist-chan End Times is gay
Well, he IS the TROLL King.
That's the best part of End Times
I would have really liked if Sigvald had more fluid combat animations instead of the generic, extremely exagerated strikes all lords have. Although I have a problem with a lot of the combat animations in this game.
why did Morathi never try to hook up with this guy?
Mortato Doesnthaveasurname she had a thing with a slaaneshi Lord in one book
Because he’s a filthy mortal
Edda233 somebody needs to make a Lemon out of that idea
Maybe because I'm not into guys that shave their legs? Besides what would be so appealing to me about Svagvald? He's disgusting and lazy. Just like modern pop music. And get your lore right Paul and Jonathan. It's outdated for like 20 years.
@@alyssinclair8598 Dude i bet Morathi has blown a Minotaur
Sigvald was a very naughty boy
Reminds me of Griffith from Berserk
You right fam
Mix between Griffith and Fulgrim 🤔
Donavan did nothing wrong
anybody knew sigvald uses a rapier? might have heard something like that somewhere
Why he didn't come back in AOS as the named keeper of secrets is beyond me. One would think that the soul of sigvald would be one that slaanesh covets quite closely and above others.
so slaanesh made everyone in the battle bi and they all started having sex? huh
One thing i've learned from watching this series so far, every single character is fast as fuck
Welcome to Warhammer
Sigvald's campaign is pretty brutal, dem Cannons. All Chaos campaigns I really enjoyed, except Wulfric, and Malagor.
Whats wrong with those two?
and after the citadel was magically ERECTED from the ground, Sigvald decided to name the place "The Backfun Palace", and everyone rejoiced.
i would love a picture of sigvald beeing scolded by slaanesh for trying too steal a toy or something xd
Martin Thorvaldsen I'd love to see that.
Khorne The Blood God
What the fuck khorne?
Hey mom
So much better than those crappy 40 Facts videos. You don't sound like you're reading straight from a wiki...
OMS actually are reading straight from a wiki. Can't remember if its the straight wiki or lexicanum, but if you have it open on a separate tab you can see how its verbatim said wiki poorly split into 40 paragraphs.
Sigvald threw bigger ragers than the Cult of Pleasure
"...making sigvald the only one to wield a weapon made out from the weapon of a god"
>Laughs in Gotrek.
Chaos god specifically he said I think
Sigvald doesn't believe that he is the most beautiful thing to have graced the world.... HE KNOWS IT
Really not sure why Archaon sent the guy whose powers involved beauty and sensation to fight the one army that was doesn't even understand what those things mean.
*I always wondered which shampoo Sigvald used.*
Binge watching Warhammer lore videos during the 2020 hide in a hole scare. :) Thanks.
High elf virgins blood and large amounts of jizz I’d bet
@@charlottewalnut3118 damn where can I get me some slaanesh hair care
Carter Chadwell well an orgy for the second thing but the first ulthuan
“Let’s see Archaon The Everchosen’s card.”
lol
I kinda want a musou warhammer game. The tabletop just doesn't reflect what the novels imply what the heroes of warhammer are actually capable of.
Just let me play Sigvald and just slaughter hundreds of enemies like its nothing.
The point isn't just "spoiled" or "excessive" or all the other words, many characters in art have those qualities. The point is he does those things so much that he is no longer human to the point of "chaos". So much it's against order itself.
Glad I found this channel, took me a while to get used to the ambience, but I like the touch of background noises. It has an interesting effect, and your scripts are genuinely impressive.
lmao when the only thing keeping you from suicide is the fact that you wouldn't get to admire yourself anymore.
Sigvald should have known the best way to wound a dragon is to call it fat, works on my sister anyway.
Who else now does Throgg vs Sigvald with Norsca out?
After he pummelled him into oblivion, Throgg took a big piss all over Sigvald's remains. That is the only part of the End Times that I actually genuinely like and approve of! XD
The best Sigvald is Sigvald with his Mirror Guard and 18 Maruder Horseman
Sigvald is one of the best love-to-hate characters in all of Warhammer.
God, it was so fucking satisfying to see Throgg walk up behind him and go *THWACK*
Love-to-love, more like.
As much as it makes my skin crawl learning about chaos, I really miss truest evil depraved villains like this. Takes a few sittings to get through these stories at times however but we all must suffer to learn of our most dreaded foes.
Imagine a Sigvald TV series, would be hilarious.
Homelander 😂
V from V for Vendetta would be impressed by Sigvald's speech at the end.
Though the best line of any ingame speech still will always be:
"Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen!"
- Balthasar Gelt, Supreme Patriarch and classiest bastard to have ever graced the Warhammer world
Joffery on steroids
School is killing me too from the insides until im just a shell etc.
Sigvald and i go to the same barber, although i have a slightly better haircut.
Best comment ever🤣
You just made an enemy for life!
Sigvald: *terminator music intensifies*
"53:27 He looks Great, he feels Great" Thats sounds a little as you turned a bit Slaaneshy while making this video :-P
'No Homo!' I noticed the same thing but you made the comment for me first. Then you have *'Milk and Cookies'* who loves to comment on 'HOW HOT SIGVALD IS RIGHT NOW!'
Ok, I’m leaving the lizard man to play this guy for the rest of my days.
48:00 - 48:30 ... Sigvald's story couldn't have had a more gratifying conclusion!
He could’ve Seduced the Troll and Killed Manfred von Douchestien
Not really
The end made me think of Lord Flash heart from Black Adder. Woof!
For some reason Sigvald reminds me of Arthas form Warcraft
The more lore I hear the more I’m convinced a bunch of 13 year boys wrote it.
Loremaster_of_Sotek lol
@@loremasterofsotek That sounds like some heresy there Sotek :)
Great to see a new, lore video. Love your work and appreciate the time and care put into these videos you make.
P.S. noticed in some of the TW:W footage you were showing had Sigvald caked in gore from the battle. I know it's nitpicking and the gore DLC looks like it was hobbled together in a week, but I would have liked to see it not affect him so drastically.
Hey you missed that part out in wich Throgg is pissing on Sigvalds Corpse after smashing him xD
Cool! Great job, bro!
I always enjoyed the stories of the Chaos Dwarfs. Got any of those?
57:20 "Suffering Sucatash" - Sylvester the Cat
I always get the picture of South Park Paris Hilton, shouting "I want it! I WANT IT!" to her driver in my head whenever I see or hear about Sigvald
These videos are all excellent. Loving the content Loremaster.
So this guy's the fantasy version of Fulgrim?
Pretty much
Fulgrim is space version of sigvald
You skillfully read around the parts with Sigvald's friend Orodruin.
all those words starting with S at the end, he's like a demented Dr. Seuss
Admit it, you cheered when he got pissed on by Throgg lol
Of course Slutnesh gives her champion a "rapier" as he rapiers the enemy armies. One by one. Surprise lol
Holy.... Sigvald really has a bad habit when it comes to alliterations, doesn´t he?
OK so apparently his wife got kidnapped by the guy that convinced him that the helmet was a link to Khorne it didn’t work and he decides to go south
Man I love your lore videos. If anyone reads this and knows… how would I learn this on my own? Like are there books? I have tried to figure out what else to read 1000% inspired by our dope videos but I have been unable to tell where to even start. Either way, thank you for these. You make these fascinating characters come to life in a way that I do not get from just playing the campaigns (which are awesome in their own way.)
LOREMASTER! do you really think that Sigvald had a copy/replica of "EVERY book in existence"? Including the books of Nagash?? I highly doubt this.
If that was the case, then the Gilded Palace would be a massive target for the followers of Tzeentch.
Lancer Von Carstein he has the greatest porn collection
Please do a long vid about the last fight of the races in middenheim :D
Love how his honor gaurd have silver shields so sigvald can look at himself in the mirror
I always love this guy’s lore, reminds me how much sick kinks I secretly have
Weird flex but ok
Worshipping Slaanesh?
I love the way you told the story Warhammer lore is new to me I really enjoyed this video
I love how your describing perfection and im looking at a mini of a hob goblin in gold armor XD
21:00
Thank you for reading this!
And now he’s a F A B U L O U S daemon prince ;)
Ahh Sigvald, my favorite sexy Warhammer character... 😍
U need Sigmar
probably... lol.
Also apparently when he stomped a guys head it put it underground
AMAZING WORK, dude! Thank you very much!
Why would CA animate the Sigvald's rapier as a slashing weapon? it looks so weird.
Laziness
Because it has an edge
You realise rapiers have cutting edges too, yeah?
They're just engineered more towards the thrust, like how a katana is definitely more engineered towards a cut but can still thrust.
notice that in the part of the combats Sigvald is described using slashing movements
He uses a rapier.... i feel like that was the weapon of purpose
Should've dared him to 1v1 Lord Mazdamundi... bet he would've tried.
"Like all of the greatest champions of chaos, I've saved over 15 dollars!"
Normally I hate ads but this was too good
I adore him.
i know this is a old video but why didnt sigvald wanted daemonhood? or daemon prince? is it because he wanted to stay beautiful?
So he could keep his perfect body
Asked myself the same, noice to see this answered in this comment.
Yeah pretty much. He was exactly the kind of person to turn down a boost simply because it might go against his idea of beauty. On top of him probably refusing a boost Slanesh would probably not want the mutations of such a boost to mar his perfect champion.
Perfect balance of commercials per content. Great work! Above and beyond.
Nurgle might be able to find new diseases in this faction
A man by my own heart
HE’S BACK BABY!!!!!! OHHHHH YEAAAAAA
Sigvald the Supreme Gentlemen
I LOVED THE SPEECH THE MOST IN THIS GAME :3 !!!
That Sigvald! He's so hot right now.
Sigvald is TRUE perfection~💖💖💖!!
Valkia The Bloody! Please!
You know what maybe the old time warhammer is a beta test world and the old ones actually created all of the races from the original warhammer or the one set in fantasy instead of sci fi? That would be kinda cool. Perhaps GW had a idea that humans have been on earth longer than some think.
Up until recently it was completely viable that Fantasy is occuring on some obscure world within 40k, and that Sigmar was one of the lost Primarchs.
GW just flat out said this was not a thing, which is real rare for them.
Well guys, he just got retconed back into existence for AoS sooo...