Come Play Chess We Have... Part 2

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • lmao, nerd
    #chess
    #chessmemes
    #Anomalice
    #memes

Комментарии • 393

  • @axolotl7486
    @axolotl7486 Год назад +1222

    Hikaru : juicers
    Normal guy : bishops
    Everyone else : *snipers*

    • @someundertalefanlol6999
      @someundertalefanlol6999 Год назад +23

      Well, you could never see it coming, just like bishops

    • @marwilir
      @marwilir Год назад +12

      In my country some people called it elephant

    • @PercyNotJackson189
      @PercyNotJackson189 Год назад +4

      @@marwilir Ah yes the Chinese language

    • @marwilir
      @marwilir Год назад +4

      @@PercyNotJackson189 i mean its kinda cool tho, we got a horse and elephant army in our kingdom

    • @aldrans1998
      @aldrans1998 Год назад +3

      @@marwilir asia does that most asian nations call it elephant makes sense we had elephant not bishops

  • @justadepressedguywithnobi
    @justadepressedguywithnobi Год назад +2088

    So glad I am growing up in a time where chess is at its peak

  • @tdr7889
    @tdr7889 Год назад +515

    You know a game's good when it never needs an update

    • @SomeGuyandHisHerps
      @SomeGuyandHisHerps Год назад +39

      Uhm ackshually chess has been updated several times throughout history

    • @tdr7889
      @tdr7889 Год назад +63

      Alright, lemme rephrase
      ...when it barely updates in hundreds of years

    • @TheCustomFHD
      @TheCustomFHD Год назад +38

      @@tdr7889 *patches include: fixed legal moves outside of the chess board

    • @SirMemesalotThe3rd
      @SirMemesalotThe3rd Год назад +6

      Something something TF2

    • @namelessunnamed6544
      @namelessunnamed6544 Год назад +3

      You have all my respect.

  • @yueni_bizzare_simp
    @yueni_bizzare_simp Год назад +1426

    We live in the time when chess memes is actually good

    • @ashtimbog
      @ashtimbog Год назад +7

      The jojo and heavily edited chess memes were pretty cringe honestly

    • @yueni_bizzare_simp
      @yueni_bizzare_simp Год назад +24

      @@ashtimbog cringe not mean bad.
      Yeah, its cringe edited video, but holy fuck this guy make it extremely good somehow.

    • @ray.7447
      @ray.7447 Год назад +2

      @@yueni_bizzare_simp i did not laugh the whole video

    • @bruvkbagel
      @bruvkbagel Год назад +3

      @@ashtimbog i mean jojo and chess memes are like the ones you laugh at at like 1 am

    • @dirtydan9785
      @dirtydan9785 Год назад

      @@ashtimbog The first couple were fun at least

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 Год назад +375

    0:45 "And he sacrificed... his QUEEN!"

  • @rayv1918
    @rayv1918 Год назад +264

    Bishops irl: dont use snipers
    Bishops in chess: I am the sniper

    • @goblinslayer310
      @goblinslayer310 Год назад +4

      funny thing, they are literaly called marksmen in my language

    • @luigidreemurr6034
      @luigidreemurr6034 Год назад

      Well they do sorta look like bullets... 🤔

  • @MarioWasntHere
    @MarioWasntHere Год назад +186

    Ahh yes when the bishop takes my queen from half a board away

  • @justarandomguy3331
    @justarandomguy3331 Год назад +200

    Chess is growing so hard for some reason, 2023 is def the year for chess

    • @usa1949
      @usa1949 Год назад +2

      Yeah

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 Год назад +5

      @@usa1949 omg its joe bden

    • @eminkilicaslan8945
      @eminkilicaslan8945 Год назад +2

      I think you just feel that way because you got into it.

    • @justarandomguy3331
      @justarandomguy3331 Год назад +2

      @@eminkilicaslan8945 everyone did

    • @drgonballfanz
      @drgonballfanz Год назад +1

      @@justarandomguy3331 i stopped chess for a year or 2 then came back in january so a lot of people did.

  • @XSeeaErn
    @XSeeaErn Год назад +455

    queen isnt the wife of the king in chess its actually his right hand

    • @neferpoyaz4037
      @neferpoyaz4037 Год назад +25

      Evet, normal de Vezir deniyor ama onlar Kraliçe olarak koymuşlar, belirsiz bir sebep üzerine. Aslında şimdi baktım, Avrupalı Kralların Vezirleri olmadığı için Kraliçe diye değiştirmişler.

    • @soheil5710
      @soheil5710 Год назад +70

      Idk man "the right hand" instead of "the queen" sounds odd.

    • @bigbadt
      @bigbadt Год назад +33

      @@soheil5710 the kings right hand is still in place because a right hand basically serves as a queen

    • @XSeeaErn
      @XSeeaErn Год назад +51

      @@soheil5710 idk man your woman defending you is sound odds atleast in a middle age game

    • @soheil5710
      @soheil5710 Год назад +2

      @@XSeeaErn but women stronk

  • @ashtimbog
    @ashtimbog Год назад +82

    The game is so realistic it depicts real life historical figures like cats, politicians, and the terraria gender bending potion

  • @doomslayerclout
    @doomslayerclout Год назад +66

    Holy snipers also have aim locked precision, pining the piece is just lit.

  • @MuntCuffington
    @MuntCuffington Год назад +100

    Getting a Holy Snipe is always a great feeling especially when the lane was open and a piece attacked for several moves

  • @mahbodkaramoozian6409
    @mahbodkaramoozian6409 Год назад +90

    Everyone talks about genderbent pawns but nobody talks about agebent and speciesbent or heck even structurebent pawns

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid Год назад +20

      Reverse aging cream, hybrid DNA, and uploading consciousness

    • @Clairee17-
      @Clairee17- Год назад +7

      We can't be sure about gender of pawns

    • @HuntergamerbenOfficial
      @HuntergamerbenOfficial Год назад

      @@Clairee17- yes we know because according to my Araling Panlipunan class (history class for you americans) that there are some areas that hate women and some times kill them and i am guessing this a very old game due to that we can guess that all pawns here are boys due to girls being much weaker than boys. So now i can conclude that the pawns are all boys (probably

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, you're right. A man turning into a woman is not that impressive compared to a man turning into a BUILDING.

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat 7 месяцев назад

      Are pawns... Wizards? GODS???

  • @umangsheel7819
    @umangsheel7819 Год назад +55

    As a chess player I can confirm this all is true

  • @boctokvn
    @boctokvn Год назад +14

    0:36 that is one of the best ways to troll newbie

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream Год назад +35

    door's stuck one is pretty good

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- Год назад +16

    The existence of Chess sh*tposting is wonderful

  • @asierx7047
    @asierx7047 Год назад +24

    bishops are highly underrated because people always forget about them which lets you get The Funny Snipes

  • @imjustasprite
    @imjustasprite Год назад +30

    wheres the funni intercontinental ballistic missile that absolutely destroys the opponent?

  • @MindOfArj
    @MindOfArj Год назад +17

    Glad to see my video thumbnail being used at 0:02, but please credit me as the source

    • @Tenite
      @Tenite Год назад +2

      das crazy man, did you make the picture?

    • @CartooriesDiscord
      @CartooriesDiscord Год назад

      How does this piece moves?

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur Год назад +1

      @@CartooriesDiscord it’s like the final boss lol
      it doesn’t get commanded to move it just destroys everything in its path

  • @EmpressSaya
    @EmpressSaya Год назад +7

    "Today we learnt sniping tutorial on Chess battleground"

  • @a1moshe
    @a1moshe 5 месяцев назад +1

    chess is having the biggest comeback next to organic agriculture and pandemics

  • @newgothwhosdis
    @newgothwhosdis Год назад +7

    That "pyramid" is actually the London Opening, fyi

  • @scienceteam9254
    @scienceteam9254 Год назад +19

    that ara~ara moment

  • @user-ky8du8lk7l
    @user-ky8du8lk7l Год назад +4

    Bishops being snipers is such a truth

  • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
    @MamaTrixxieAsmr Год назад +5

    I feel called out by "holy snipers"
    I occasionally play chess for fun, my way, and i will, for the most part, play pieces like snipers on purpose, if there's an opportunity to hit something all the way across the board, i will
    And not just with the bishops, rook and queen too
    My knights tend to stay closer and play defense
    It's uhh
    Largely ineffective.

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Год назад +1

      Whenever I do a Scandinavian defense and my friend takes, then he ends up accidentally opening up his rook to attack from my queen (for some godforsaken reason), I end up immediately sniping him and getting ahead in material.

  • @BrendonjacobDedace
    @BrendonjacobDedace Год назад +1

    0:44 is the best

  • @clarencekatebanaag6780
    @clarencekatebanaag6780 Месяц назад

    Nahhh bruh that ain't cats that's destroyed your whole career 😂😂😂😂

  • @astanuestecanal.4525
    @astanuestecanal.4525 Год назад +1

    0:38 that's called an en passant not a *THE FANCY LITTLE PAWN MOVE THAT YOU PLAY WHEN THE ENEMY PAWN ADVANCES TWO SQUARES PASSING THE RANGE OF YOUR PAWN, AND YOUR OPPONENT THINKS ITS ILLEGAL BUT ITS ACTUALLY NOT AND IS PLAYABLE AND 100% LEGAL TO PLAY IN ANY CHESS GAME*
    0:26🤨📸

  • @bilingualchad
    @bilingualchad Год назад +6

    Holy snipers

  • @BLUESTONE-tg2go
    @BLUESTONE-tg2go Год назад

    What normal people see in thumbnail: cute el gato
    Chess player: 1 elo

  • @superhero25e
    @superhero25e Год назад +6

    Waiting for part 3

  • @ozturtle7206
    @ozturtle7206 Год назад +4

    You can’t prove any gender bending, only the king and queen’s gender can be safely assumed. At first I thought bishops also, but some denominations have female bishops. Therefore, for all we know, pawns could be female and remain female no matter what, as they cannot become kings. However, I prefer to think of the pieces as without genders, given that they are objects, not beings lol

  • @leszekryniec7054
    @leszekryniec7054 Год назад +3

    RIP Mittens 🐈😥 We hope to see you back, gain some rating

    • @Biaksang841
      @Biaksang841 Год назад

      1 rating is impossible
      Mittens is 💀

  • @NN-cc8uo
    @NN-cc8uo 8 месяцев назад

    LMAO that politician joke was a real good one

  • @spikepowir
    @spikepowir Год назад +1

    Why is this a banger?? It made me burst out laughing😂😂😂

  • @chip2508
    @chip2508 Год назад +1

    0:12 this sound effect gives me the escapists flashbacks

  • @LyonPercival
    @LyonPercival Год назад +1

    ‘En passant’ lmao

  • @Shadoxite
    @Shadoxite Год назад

    Snipes live up to their name.
    You never see them coming

  • @shenkorte7337
    @shenkorte7337 Год назад

    sold me at chess, greatest way to advertise cats 10/10

  • @rin0847
    @rin0847 Год назад +3

    Thank you
    Imma become a sniper main from now on

  • @JustAnotherCommenter
    @JustAnotherCommenter Год назад +4

    Random dumass: "If 'Come play Chess, we have..." is so good, why not make a part 2?"
    This guy:

  • @unniregularguy3966
    @unniregularguy3966 Год назад +3

    Yeah *"cute cats"*

  • @FailedPancake
    @FailedPancake 6 месяцев назад

    Come play chess we have: that one time when you think you blunder but it's actually a brilliant move

  • @justinstarkweather3831
    @justinstarkweather3831 Год назад

    Everyone:bishop sniper FPS CHESS bishop:im a shotgun

  • @superjet1007
    @superjet1007 Год назад +1

    Well in Russian chess culture there is no queen(as in the original game), there is "ferzin"- advisor to the King. So transgender pawns are just western traditions =)))

  • @Shiroi_Neko15
    @Shiroi_Neko15 Год назад

    Last part got me wheezing XD holy snipers

  • @logs525
    @logs525 Год назад +2

    Mittens is very cute.Is just a cat who loves chess amd get started to it,you guys should believe me

  • @Balja69
    @Balja69 Год назад +3

    I am actually learning some openings from you 😂

  • @Pekara121
    @Pekara121 9 месяцев назад

    Dude you're hilarious 😂 from now on I won't be calling it a smothered mate but a DOOR STUCK mate 😂 how did you even combine those two? Lol

  • @magnetiteberet69
    @magnetiteberet69 Год назад +5

    This video has 86 trucks.

  • @miragelee9754
    @miragelee9754 Год назад +1

    Me: all in one. *overkill*

  • @winter_262
    @winter_262 Месяц назад

    Fun Fact: the pyramid opening isn't called the "pyramid opening", it's actually called the Accelerated London System (or just London System for short)

  • @kingconrad4577
    @kingconrad4577 Год назад

    0:47 greatest checkmate name ever

  • @Oristea_
    @Oristea_ Год назад +2

    0:26.. How'd you find it 😭 💀

    • @egggge-wc9uw
      @egggge-wc9uw Год назад

      Artist catboymech but they seem to be a weird fat fetish artist

    • @bobzecoconut9267
      @bobzecoconut9267 Год назад

      why do you want to know🤨

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 7 месяцев назад

    The weird pawn move is actually not legal in every situation.
    It's called "en passant" and you're only legally allowed to play it if you're from France.

  • @TheRandomizerYT
    @TheRandomizerYT Год назад +2

    This is gold 😂

  • @mobgabriel1767
    @mobgabriel1767 Год назад

    Where are the Man made horrors beyond my comprehension? *Insert here 5d chess with multiverse time travel

  • @hunterotte9555
    @hunterotte9555 Год назад

    I know the whole "aren't pawns lesser soldiers, and men were the soldiers" argument... But counterargument, that just makes 0:26 better.

  • @simin382
    @simin382 Год назад

    The holy snipers work together with the intercontinental ballistic missile

  • @NeonBeeCat
    @NeonBeeCat 7 месяцев назад

    They should rename the Bishop to Holy Sniper.

  • @yashvardhansingh538
    @yashvardhansingh538 Год назад +1

    its lactually holy snipe

  • @tkvbruh
    @tkvbruh Год назад

    Meanwhile in the future: *pawn promotes directly to king💀*

  • @thalezito-4990
    @thalezito-4990 Год назад +1

    I love the "⭐🎉🌈💖WOW🌈⭐🎉💖" sounde effect so much

  • @elmarm.5224
    @elmarm.5224 Год назад

    You had me at gender bending

  • @random4065
    @random4065 11 месяцев назад

    0:26 bro done got turned into a femboy , the disrepect is on another level 😭

  • @wobblsobble
    @wobblsobble 8 месяцев назад

    0:37 chess players will take any opportunity they can to en passant

  • @Human-Man-Man
    @Human-Man-Man Год назад +1

    Now I know that in a holy sniper

  • @aymenb26
    @aymenb26 Год назад

    Call of chess
    Chess ghosts

  • @crispybacon9917
    @crispybacon9917 Год назад

    Just imagining the pope with a sniper rifle is very funny

  • @KouheiParalex
    @KouheiParalex Год назад

    "The useless bishop will snipe you"

  • @faisalabdul2393
    @faisalabdul2393 Год назад +1

    Rip mittens

  • @kaboom5169
    @kaboom5169 Год назад

    when you think bishop is useless: 1:05

  • @Sajid009
    @Sajid009 11 месяцев назад

    I can watch this as many times as you say!

  • @colehill6340
    @colehill6340 Год назад

    “Cute” they will murder at any chance given

  • @tunahan9500
    @tunahan9500 7 месяцев назад

    0:40 en passant LOL

  • @Aelinbunn
    @Aelinbunn Год назад +1

    Holy sht I love this

  • @nnop513
    @nnop513 Год назад

    That thumbnail’s gonna lure everyone in since they don’t exist anymore 😈😈😈

  • @Code-002
    @Code-002 Год назад +2

    Damn, chess servers crashing. Lol

  • @fasaremo3242
    @fasaremo3242 Год назад

    my politicians get mated faster then my father leaving to get milk

  • @diffdimgamerseven9986
    @diffdimgamerseven9986 Год назад

    ah yes, the smothered mate aka door stuck mate

  • @AdamBelbrik
    @AdamBelbrik Год назад

    the london system: ❌
    the pyramid: ✔

  • @lohbrothers894
    @lohbrothers894 Год назад

    the snipers was the most funny one

  • @oooouaa
    @oooouaa Год назад

    damn bro nice vid. thanks i really laughed.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1669
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1669 Год назад +1

    AND HE SACRIFICES THE QUEEEEENN
    0:46

  • @grsharkgamer2249
    @grsharkgamer2249 4 месяца назад

    Bro r/anarchychess has basically trademarked en passant at this point xD

  • @_-___--__
    @_-___--__ 8 месяцев назад

    Door stuck💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mr.austin8007
    @mr.austin8007 Год назад

    "Cute little kittens" sureeeeee

  • @Sajid009
    @Sajid009 8 месяцев назад

    Please make more of these

  • @chrismaina1830
    @chrismaina1830 Год назад

    Mittens is a demon 💀

  • @MacElMasMancoDeTodos
    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos Год назад +1

    Politicians after looking their affiliates transgendering just to die by headshooter pope:

  • @sanyamdoshi9387
    @sanyamdoshi9387 Год назад

    dude show the pyramid opening and tell we have pyramids of giza

  • @DuperDude45
    @DuperDude45 Год назад +3

    en passant

  • @arandomdude2536
    @arandomdude2536 Год назад +1

    bro made me lose NNN from a queen

  • @heetman12
    @heetman12 Год назад +8

    *_I CRAVE THE SAUCE_*

    • @doomguy_the_slayer
      @doomguy_the_slayer Год назад +7

      You did not just become down bad for chess pieces DID YOU? Maybe i should take care of humans After demons

    • @3litersofnitricacid577
      @3litersofnitricacid577 Год назад +2

      Naaaaaw bro u down bad for a chess piece

    • @doomguy_the_slayer
      @doomguy_the_slayer Год назад +1

      @@3litersofnitricacid577 Ye this man more down bad than the whole zero two fandom

    • @Moonxsta
      @Moonxsta Год назад

      Bros drooling over a chess piece

    • @alix6xgorg839
      @alix6xgorg839 Год назад +1

      Down bad

  • @romanianarab
    @romanianarab Год назад +1

    0:39 holy hell

  • @Cookieastro
    @Cookieastro Год назад

    Katspurrov= Garry Kasparov of cats

  • @slugcat_number_75487
    @slugcat_number_75487 Год назад +1

    boom holy headshot

  • @Uthael_Kileanea
    @Uthael_Kileanea Год назад

    Look up "Martyr" music piece from Arknights OST. There's a couple of notes there for when making a good play with bishops.

  • @Cat-pv6yx
    @Cat-pv6yx Год назад +4

    I nearly beat mittens today, was just missing two moves for a checkmate