Strict. We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going, "No breathing!" And you had the whole morning to get through. [Takes deep breath and holds it, then exhales.] The weak ones just used to keel over and die, you'd hear them going down behind you! Ka-boom! Ka-boom! Ka-boom! And there was always a whiny kid going, "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" and she'd say, "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" "And oh come on Miss, oh come on!" Did you know at the beginning of the week there were forty eight kids in my class, and at the end of the week there were only five of them left. Yeah, d'you know at the end of the day you'd be stepping over kids just to get out of the room. Oh no! There's Melanie! That's a shame, she was really nice! There's Dave. (chuckles) Hard luck Dave, always knew you were a bit weak. You know people say to me "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at school, we used to sit at desks. We didn't sit around tables like you do now, we used to sit at desks, with lids. And some of us figured out, what you had to do... was snatch a quick breath under the desk lid when she wasn't looking. So once more from the beginning. "No breathing!" [Takes deep breath and holds] The weak ones, Ka-bum, ka-bum, ka-bum. The whiny ones, "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" and "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!" Us lot, [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, and slams desk shut] Ahh! That was a mistake; slamming the desk lid down! If you made a noise with the desk, lid it was... "Out! School Prison!" There was a school prison underneath the school hall where they used to string you up from the wall bars. [Holds hands up, as if hanging to the wall by some chains] FWOP! "Miss, I've been up here for 3 weeks! And there's rats... and they're nibblin' my toenails!" So I figured it out, what you had to do was put your thumb 'round the edge of the desk lid, so when it went down, it didn't make any noise at all. Once more, from the beginning. "No breathing!". [Takes deep breath and holds] The weak ones, Ka-bum, ka-bum, ka-bum. The whiny ones, "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" and "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!". These other kids, [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, slams desk shut] "Out! School Prison!". [Holds hands up, as if hanging to the wall by some chains] FWOP! "Miss, I've been up here for 3 weeks, and there's... rats! And they're nibbling... my toenails, Miss!". Me , thumb 'round the edge of the desk, [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, puts thumb around the edge of the "desk" and closes it quietly] No noise at all. Survival!
What app u use to edit? Btw in my school online class my teacher put on the poem (non edited) and when they searched it the found this under the original and everyone laughed when they saw it lol
When someone cries I say there was a whiny kid going miss, can I go out and do some breathing and she said no you got all playtime to do it oh go on miss oh go on
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It's hilarious how he just emphasises "Keel over and die" in the original
*N O B R E A T H I N G*
@Xzacter Gaming put * at the start and one at the end like this
**Hello**
@Xzacter Gaming *p o o p*
@Sohaib Akmal your welcome ^-^
*dumb*
*hello*
0:36 reminds me of s speech given by a foreign dictator in the 1940's
Reminds me of "allahu akbar"
Chretze no
DeadFish Hitler's speech before gaining the political power(1933-1938 colorized)
DeadFish This is true tho
@@Chretze just no
Once my teacher put this on instead of the normal one and it was hilarious
xD
Fr
SAME HAHAHA
Omg lol 😂
r/thatdidnthappen
0:36 When you raise your hand to ask the teacher a question but you forget the question.
Why did that get me so bad...
@@fnasingachaclub14 Same
*INHALES DEEPLY*
*NO BREATHING*
😐
NO BREATH ING
Thé ŵéak öñéś *oof size large*
When your going to get ten cookies from school: 2:14
XD
Why does no one talk about how dark the actual poem was😂
Cause it’s fake
F in the chat for gay melanie
1939-2019
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0:37 RIP HEADPHONE USERS
2:55 sounds like the usp-s
True XD
KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKABOOM
Strict. We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going, "No breathing!" And you had the whole morning to get through. [Takes deep breath and holds it, then exhales.] The weak ones just used to keel over and die, you'd hear them going down behind you! Ka-boom! Ka-boom! Ka-boom! And there was always a whiny kid going, "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" and she'd say, "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" "And oh come on Miss, oh come on!" Did you know at the beginning of the week there were forty eight kids in my class, and at the end of the week there were only five of them left. Yeah, d'you know at the end of the day you'd be stepping over kids just to get out of the room. Oh no! There's Melanie! That's a shame, she was really nice! There's Dave. (chuckles) Hard luck Dave, always knew you were a bit weak. You know people say to me "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at school, we used to sit at desks. We didn't sit around tables like you do now, we used to sit at desks, with lids. And some of us figured out, what you had to do... was snatch a quick breath under the desk lid when she wasn't looking. So once more from the beginning. "No breathing!" [Takes deep breath and holds] The weak ones, Ka-bum, ka-bum, ka-bum. The whiny ones, "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" and "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!" Us lot, [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, and slams desk shut] Ahh! That was a mistake; slamming the desk lid down! If you made a noise with the desk, lid it was... "Out! School Prison!" There was a school prison underneath the school hall where they used to string you up from the wall bars. [Holds hands up, as if hanging to the wall by some chains] FWOP! "Miss, I've been up here for 3 weeks! And there's rats... and they're nibblin' my toenails!" So I figured it out, what you had to do was put your thumb 'round the edge of the desk lid, so when it went down, it didn't make any noise at all. Once more, from the beginning. "No breathing!". [Takes deep breath and holds] The weak ones, Ka-bum, ka-bum, ka-bum. The whiny ones, "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" and "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!". These other kids, [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, slams desk shut] "Out! School Prison!". [Holds hands up, as if hanging to the wall by some chains] FWOP! "Miss, I've been up here for 3 weeks, and there's... rats! And they're nibbling... my toenails, Miss!". Me , thumb 'round the edge of the desk, [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, puts thumb around the edge of the "desk" and closes it quietly] No noise at all. Survival!
Lol
So that was it?
No noise at all. Survival!
your such a good person
who is this comment for
@@sam-ps6wd I dunno, but whoever they are, they probably exist in another reality, within a pocket dimension, or perhaps in an alternate universe
@@sam-ps6wd It's 11:40 at night where I live and I just decided to write something out
You’re *
Jk jk
@@JetFalcon710 that's not it
0:10NOOOOO BREATHING
1:39 NO BREATHING!
2:41NOOOOOOOOO BREEEEATHING
0:51 when i leave my hiding spot after the school shooting
*O H N O !*
@@JetFalcon710 *ITS MELON*
2:29 and they’re nibbling my toe nails
2:21. When I saw yoda. I couldn't stop laughing
I was in tears 💀💀💀
1:48 Miss IM GAY xD
Lol
Hah. Me to
No you've got all playtime to do it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 i had a stomach ache because of laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol hahaha 😆
The cops arresting George floyd:
0:10
Who's George Floyd?
It’s so funny, I really love the Michael Rosen Vids
That's how bad Michael Rosen is he's usually a kids poem teller
spiderman 475 Not really. It sounds like he does some legit stories from what I've heard from these YTPs.
He is a good person, people just edit and change his videos
3:42 caught me off guard so bad-
*it's because im gay*
00:30-00:40
IKR so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:36 My radio
this is my favourite Michael Rosen meme
the audio makes these special
When your in micheal rosens class and some kid farts "MICHEAL ROSEN" NO BREATHING!!
I breathed while watching this
ME AND MY FRIEND LAUGH AT THIS FOR A LONG TIME
(Btw my friend’s YT is called Funtime ALEX)
Edit: 0:35
You name Kieran too!
2:13 I'M DYING WITH LAUGHTER HELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
NO BREATHING!!!!!
0:36 FNF “songs” be like
1:12 when you ask the teacher a question
I feel very sorry for poor michael
So many weird ytps
0:15 best part
I actually think that this was really because we had a RUclips day at a and every one was laughing 😹
0:35 was wut the teacher actually told them to do
Michael Rosen doesn't have a strong dislike of breathing.
My friend EPIC_GIRL4EVER on roblox showed me this 😂
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A BIT *G A Y*
@@catboynation222 YAYAYAYYA :D
0:23vwhat the hell xD
0:35
To think that your teacher was allowed to beat you up in the old days, I used to think this was a real story
I laughed way too hard at this
2:04
michael :THERES RATS... AND THERE NIBBLING MY TOENNAILS! teacher : WHY HAVE YOU GOT UR SHOES OF IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
No breathing george
When the teacher used to stand out the front saying "No breathing!"
I think of this every second.
0:51 OH NO! IT'S MELONY!
0:36 hitler ranting about Jews in 1939
Michael Rosen don't make me hate you!
LOVELY TASTES DELICIOUS MEMES
My teacher put this on and told me of for laughing
Just breathe though your nose
No breathing? More like No fighting!!
Am I the only one who genuinely doesn’t know whether Michael Rosens RUclips account is genuinely for little kids to watch and learn survival skills?
Michael Rosen: fair enough I’ll tell you
Also Michael: uoy llet ll’i hguone riaf
Funniest part
This was so funny I couldn't breath
Breathe
Pov your at the travis scott concert
I L I K E D D A V E
When u have a signed book my Michael Rosen 😎
This guy came to our school once
0:25
o_o
@Orson Casey yayy hi fren 🌻
@Orson Casey ye i pre ordered it when it was coming out🤗 its different but really good! whats your opinions on it ? 😄
@Orson Casey omg yesss i love that its my favourite music video!!
@Orson Casey Omg UR SO LUCKY!! I bet that was super fun
this hits close to presence
Like no smoking in class would be a thing.
Kids: fucking dying due to suffocation
Teacher: oh.....thats ashame. Anyways
When you're trying to piss off the kids.
I didn't know tables had ligma
00:33 at that time of the video i laughed to death, hahahaha.
0:09 *NOOOO* *BREATING*
0:15 Miachael Rosen Head Is *SMALL*
The weak ones used to kneel over and die.
this is funnier than tiktok
0:36 lol...
RIP earphone users 🥴🥴
*Y O U W O U L D H E A R T H E M G O I N G I M G A Y*
Do you know at the beginning of the week there were 48 kids in my class and at the the end of the week there were only 488 of them left
He's actually funny
NO BREEVING
only forty-eightve of them left.
What app u use to edit?
Btw in my school online class my teacher put on the poem (non edited) and when they searched it the found this under the original and everyone laughed when they saw it lol
I couldn't stop laughing at 3:09
Ummmmmmm...you need to breath to talk michal
You Dont Say
When someone cries I say there was a whiny kid going miss, can I go out and do some breathing and she said no you got all playtime to do it oh go on miss oh go on
0:36 keeps making me spit my water
Where was this dude goin to school?!
My ears have been violated
Ethan Lewis My ears jumped off. I can't even hear my brother Rosen.
No you got all playtime to do it.
2:13 YATINANANANA laalalallaa" MMMMMMMMM
*NO BREATHING*
N O B R E A T I N G
Noice.
0:36 sounds like trump giving a speech
Well that's original!
n o b r e a t h I n g
1:04 God
B R E A T H I N G
I S
D A N G E R O U S E
No breathing!!
Can I do some breathing
I was drinking coffee and and when it was the start I took a sip and choked