@@derp8575 That reverse psychology won't work. Neither will changing your names to sound gentile. Less than half a percent of earths population, but your people are everywhere, including the president of Ukraine when the war started.
@@johnnymcblaze It was just an attempt at trolling. 😃 My bloodline is peasant, like yours. Not part of the big club. There's no way every Jewish person is part of the club. One of my acquaintances is Jewish and middle class. It seems more likely that top tier people from multiple demographics would run the world. Freemasons, Jesuits, WEF Young Global Leaders, Jews, etc. Though it's possible I'm wrong. It just seems inefficient for the elites to put all their eggs in one basket. We outnumber the elites, so it would be foolish in my opinion for them to all operate under the same demographic, essentially pasting a target on their heads. But those are just my opinions. What are your thoughts?
The casting agent needed a raise for this one. All the extra/day players were on point in this episode. From the DMV lady to the security parking officer to the Doc himself. LOL
The DMV worker with a straight face and monotone voice is brilliant. Y'all say, "Cosmo Cramer -you ARE the Assman" with a straight face. Bet some of us can't. I sure can't.
@@Oblio1942 intresting fact he drives a 1973 chevy impala which millions were built but his was 1 in1 1000 expiremental models that came out with the first airbag systeam
“Have you ever MET a proctologist?” Lines like this are what separate Seinfeld from other shows. They knew to give Kramer that simple line and knew he’d deliver it perfectly.
I can remember watching this when it first aired with my now deceased father. He had recently paid a visit to his proctologist and was just about doubled over in laughter viewing this episode.
I haven't seen this in years. Since then I have actually met a proctologist at a buddies Halloween party. The guy was hysterical with lots of stories and wise "cracks"! 😉 Seriously. True story lol.
After this came out, we had a corporate retreat in Assmannshausen, Germany. They have a giant sign on the hill that says ASSMANNSHAUSER that is big enough you can see it from the Rhine river. I don't think our German colleagues understood just how much we enjoyed that.
I don’t know if there will ever be another tv show that was so consistently funny. If I ever lose my memory, I’am going to just sit down and watch Seinfeld on repeat.
1:23 the woman's rolling laugh. I have a couple comedian CDs and some on digital (Mitch Hedber and Felipe Esparza) and noticing the audience laugh is insane because it's laughing at different times and it's crazy. Crazier when you're high.
I believe that is one of the NBC execs. He was a huge believer of the show in the lean years. You can hear him in a lot of episodes. I know in the Jimmy episode he’s going nuts in the audience.
I love how Kramer dresses like an early-'70s hipster: the actor explained that that was deliberate: Kramer hasn't bought any new clothes since then! It's a good look: suits him.
@@WakingDuck The Non Fat Yogurt episode, with scenes involving Frank reshot with Jerry Stiller for syndication, which is probably what Netflix is getting. The original broadcast episode, which I think has the exact same lines, is on the DVD. And that episode has a different ending on DVD, with Phil Morris (the future Jackie Chiles) playing an aide to NYC mayor David Dinkins. If Dinkins won over Rudy Giuliani in the mayoral election, that would have played instead.
" Hey the assman's in town!"
Kramer: "You got that straight!"
😂🤣😂🤣
This show got so many hidden jokes, 😂😂
He stopped short!
@@antonfloor344 whats the hidden joke there
Thats MY move!!!@@michaeljmobley
The DMV lady delivered that line PERFECTLY!
Yep...that line gets me every time.
@@lisadiconti DiConti? Is that Jewish? Everyone here knows how I feel about the Jews.
@@derp8575 That reverse psychology won't work. Neither will changing your names to sound gentile. Less than half a percent of earths population, but your people are everywhere, including the president of Ukraine when the war started.
@@johnnymcblaze It was just an attempt at trolling. 😃 My bloodline is peasant, like yours. Not part of the big club. There's no way every Jewish person is part of the club. One of my acquaintances is Jewish and middle class. It seems more likely that top tier people from multiple demographics would run the world. Freemasons, Jesuits, WEF Young Global Leaders, Jews, etc. Though it's possible I'm wrong. It just seems inefficient for the elites to put all their eggs in one basket. We outnumber the elites, so it would be foolish in my opinion for them to all operate under the same demographic, essentially pasting a target on their heads. But those are just my opinions. What are your thoughts?
I wonder how many times the film crew had to redo the scene without the DMV lady laughing out loud.
The casting agent needed a raise for this one. All the extra/day players were on point in this episode. From the DMV lady to the security parking officer to the Doc himself. LOL
The DMV worker with a straight face and monotone voice is brilliant. Y'all say, "Cosmo Cramer -you ARE the Assman" with a straight face. Bet some of us can't. I sure can't.
@@sameaston9587 Something about her is so sexy to me. That attitude is so appealing.
@@yourneutralness8755 I gotta ask, are you kinda into the sub dom stuff? Cuz I can totally see her as a dom.
@@sameaston9587 Maybe she's turned me dude. :)
DMV lady also played the cleaning lady in earlier seasons with the sweater with the red dot :)
“Doctor Cosmo Kramer, Proctology.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
With such conviction.
Officially, a proctologist, and proven by the records "as far as the State of New York is concerned."
“Have a good day!”👋🏻
🤣🤣
@scartee13 the officer didn't even bother verifying
The interaction with the security guard was gold.
Better than Kramer's other interaction with some black people.
2:21 the way Kramer walks off with a single hand in his pocket, like a boss lol.
Cool guys don't look at explosions; they put their hands in their pockets and walk away.
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is... I'll leave that to the imagination lol.
@@sntslilhlpr6601alanis morissette?
And then they eat HOT.POCKETS.
Should have seen him at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach. Brought down the house.
Love how “Doctor” Kramer parks his 70s Chevrolet between a Benz and a Lexus! 🤣
cool doctors love classic cars
With the back end bouncing like you shouldn't come a knocking!😆
@@Oblio1942 intresting fact he drives a 1973 chevy impala which millions were built but his was 1 in1 1000 expiremental models that came out with the first airbag systeam
@@cursedcanine8414is that true and if it is how do you know this?
You've never met a proctologist.
Well, as far as the state of New York concerned, you are
@JAY CHROM3 I still can't believe she delivered those lines with a straight face
“Cosmo Kramer,
you ARE the Assman.”
Best line ever
That’s any states RMV for ya
She's my favorite character
I love how it turned out the plates actually were meant for a proctologist.
Were I a proctologist, I'd be rocking those plates. And if I were a gynae, I'd find a way to use "Always at your Cervix" whenever I can.
It always makes the full circle in Seinfeld!
That joke will literally NEVER get old. I'm serious.
Why didnt they show that part is what i want to kno
I specifically came here for that part and they cut it out completely
0:48 ASSMAN car backfires LMAOOOO
Is this a joke too cultured for me?
Best part
It backfired in the race to allowing Jerry to beat his high school rival.
I never thought about that lmao
"You stopped short!! that's my move."
- R.I.P. Frank
“Have you ever MET a proctologist?” Lines like this are what separate Seinfeld from other shows. They knew to give Kramer that simple line and knew he’d deliver it perfectly.
He almost breaks there too😂
He knew he nailed it
🤣 Best part of the whole clip. Seinfeld is even more relevant now then it was in it's time.
He was also rights, proctologists have a great sense of humour.
"Million-to-one shot, Doc!" ..as the fusilli Jerry sits there, forebodingly.
Foreboding fusilli foreshadowing…
Or maybe that's just "the story" and they're sticking to it.
I like how at 2:57 the car behind also goes into a dip, tiny attention to detail you wouldn't really expect from a sitcom
I wonder how they mimicked that with a green screen.
great catch dude!
@timowthie larry david was actually beneath the car and kicked up with his legs
I never noticed that in the last 25 years I've been watching this show
Yeah lol just 100 feet apart
I love that security guard's reaction haha!
I can remember watching this when it first aired with my now deceased father. He had recently paid a visit to his proctologist and was just about doubled over in laughter viewing this episode.
I’ll never forget how hilarious this was when it first aired. It was all we talked about at work the next day
I haven't seen this in years. Since then I have actually met a proctologist at a buddies Halloween party. The guy was hysterical with lots of stories and wise "cracks"! 😉 Seriously. True story lol.
Nice
Haha "wise cracks"
Urologists are equally funny.
what was his license plate?
@@joecostner1246 Butthead
After this came out, we had a corporate retreat in Assmannshausen, Germany. They have a giant sign on the hill that says ASSMANNSHAUSER that is big enough you can see it from the Rhine river. I don't think our German colleagues understood just how much we enjoyed that.
Well folks it seems all so true! Assmannshausen is, since its incorporation in 1977,
I don’t know if there will ever be another tv show that was so consistently funny. If I ever lose my memory, I’am going to just sit down and watch Seinfeld on repeat.
I record them and when I'm feeling blue I'll watch one of my favs like The Subway. Same with Columbo.
This has to be one of the top five episodes. Thank you Seinfeld for giving us the "Stop Short" my girlfriend loved it. ;)
@M R Be careful. If you stop short with a pinch instead of a swirl, it could be a bit presumptuous.
Lol dude...stopping short is actually a great move
"Do We Need Permission From Frank Costanza First in Order to Use This Move?"
@@thomaspsanzi8947 to use it on his wife, probably
@@lilzak1121 but they love the swirl. Or so I hear. LOL
I love that Kramer arrived at the hospital fully prepared to use that fake excuse to anyone who asks him why he’s parked in a reserved spot! 🤣🤣🤣
George's mum reaction when Kramer puts his arm out to stop her falling forward kills me every time 2:55 . 😂
He stopped short!
@@P8P89 Yeah, and that was supposed to be Mr Costanza's move, dammit!
@@P8P89 you beat me to it!
"That's My Move!" "Frank Costanza's Move!" "So He Said.....!"
"Does This Mean Anyone Can Use This Move Now?"
The best episodes of Seinfeld are the ones like this with the layers on layers on layers!
The laugh of the guy at 1:15 is legendary
1:23 the woman's rolling laugh.
I have a couple comedian CDs and some on digital (Mitch Hedber and Felipe Esparza) and noticing the audience laugh is insane because it's laughing at different times and it's crazy. Crazier when you're high.
Sounds like Larry David
I believe that is one of the NBC execs. He was a huge believer of the show in the lean years. You can hear him in a lot of episodes. I know in the Jimmy episode he’s going nuts in the audience.
OMG, those shocks (or lack of) on Kramer's car still crack me up. LOL
It’s like driving on a water bed.
It’s wobbling like it’s nobody’s business!
I love how Kramer dresses like an early-'70s hipster: the actor explained that that was deliberate: Kramer hasn't bought any new clothes since then! It's a good look: suits him.
Well he is a hipster doofus lol
He shops at a vintage clothing store.
And he always wears white socks, no matter what outfit he’s got on.
1:32 "Have you ever met a proctologist".
He almost broke while saying that.
Kramer parks the car the same manner he walks into Jerry's apartment 🤣
Good noticing! Very true.
😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite Seinfeld episode I’ve ever watched.
Pure classic.
I was hoping that this video would go on a little longer but it stopped short
How can you not include the "Stopping short with my wife?! That's my move!"
The car backfiring with the new plates on is funny and subtle.
somehow forgot this was the same episode as the "stop short"
He stole Frank's move.
“You stopped shawt! Dat’s MY move!”
If I received these plates, I'd be laughing all the way to the parking lot
Hey the assmans in town!
I guess if you did get this plate, the only remark that would save face is place a sticker right below the plate that saids "and loving it".
Holy crap, that fireball out the exhaust was impressive
Sounded like a shotgun!
Crap isn't holy!
I hope to God part of Jerry’s deal with Netflix prevents them from ever removing episodes for whatever reason.
I downloaded the whole Seinfeld DVDs with the extras, torrent for the win 👍
Brace yourself...Netflix have cropped the screen.
@@deputyvanhalen6386 The same cropping that has aired in syndication and cable TV airings at least since the digital conversion.
They already did, the original cut of that one episode where George had a different dad
@@WakingDuck The Non Fat Yogurt episode, with scenes involving Frank reshot with Jerry Stiller for syndication, which is probably what Netflix is getting. The original broadcast episode, which I think has the exact same lines, is on the DVD. And that episode has a different ending on DVD, with Phil Morris (the future Jackie Chiles) playing an aide to NYC mayor David Dinkins. If Dinkins won over Rudy Giuliani in the mayoral election, that would have played instead.
You can tell that Kramer almost loses it at 1:10
Oh yeah and him losing losing is very rare.
Meh in this scene there are 3 old friends telling a funny story. Seems in line with the character to be grinning.
YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT!! Lmao i be sayin that shit 😂
His attitude totally motivates me.
dude if i got that license plate i would not even be mad
Greatest sitcom ever.
Agree 💯
For sure
How can you write that crap
Officially, Kramer is a registered proctologist, and proven by the records "as far as the State of New York is concerned."
Well, he does look a lot like Dr. Van Nostrand....from the clinic!
@@sxc7566 I thought he was a dermatologist who liked to take pictures of men with their shirts off.
He is that too. @@davidgalinat4257
@@sxc7566Which clinic?
@@davidgalinat4257 Lint from shirt....he's got to keep his eye on that! 🤨
Most surreal line from this episode - “I sat on Fusilli Jerry.”
I love this show to this day. can’t believe i was alive when it was still airing new episodes
Kramer is correct about no one wanting to admit about how they got something stuck up their butt lol
Million to one shot doc. Million to one 😂😂😂😂
So many infamous story lines in this episode
RIP the real Assman 🙏🏻😥
"Real" haha
Billy Gunn died?? I just saw him on TV last night 😭
I had an assman shirt once. It was like being a celebrity
Fun fact: Kramer's 1973 Chevrolet Impala featured in the series had the experimental ACRS airbag system in it.
How she says her lines without laughing is beyond me!!!
I'm sure there were many takes.
YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!
I love the cop’s reaction.
He stopped short!? Thats my move!!
Stopping short? That's a good move...
It’s already been 22 years since this show stopped😲
22 years since Kramer stopped short
we getting old ser
oh man too bad it didn't include Franks reaction scene to Kramer "stopping short" on Estelle...too funny 🤣
I can't believe he stopped short! .. that's Frank's move!
Kramer's green Chevy backfiring! Love it!
I Crack up every time!
Who's that DMV lady. She was perfect.
She reminds me of Edward James Olmos but apparently her name is Yvette Cruise.
_A_ _S_ _S_ _M_ _A_ _N_
You got that straight.
George glances at fusilli Jerry at the end of the scene. Foreshadowing.
It's actually episode 20 but who cares.
Still one of the best ever.
Man look at how wide parking spaces used to be
They didn’t get narrower. Cars just got bigger
The way Kramer laughs 'have you ever met a proctologist'..hahahaha
The ending of the episode where Jerry seats of fusilli past is gold 😂😅
Love how Mrs. Costanza didn't like the "stop short" move.
" How dare you stop short with my wife! You think I dont know?! ASSMAN! "
I love the backfiring Batmobile reference!
I never noticed until now, the DMV lady says "Well" twice, obvious editing mistake. But I will not let that bother me cause she nailed her part.
That's my golfball marker!!! 😂😂
❤❤ thanx Bogey Bros!!
I love how Kramer offered to shake the security guard's hand but he refused. Ha ha ha ha! 😂
Billy Gunn's gonna have something to say about this
At least he was lucky with free parking space😂😂😂
Kramer in The Fusili Jerry = the Assman
Kramer in The Wig Master = Pimp
Kramer is a gansta 😎
😅😅😅
He stopped short......and made a grab
It worked out for Kramer, everything works out for him
Wow, I didn't get that car joke when I was younger. That's pretty good
Kramer is a good guy though when you think about it. In a split seconds notice of danger he protected Georges mom.
This is downright hilarious
Can't wait Seinfeld on Netflix Oct 1st.
Stop being a slave to the streaming services. Just watch it online whenever you want. Thousand of ways
I tutored a Korean proctologist and he had some doozy stories. From old ladies to young kids, he had all the bases covered.
That's incredible
And then he stopped short 😅
I like when kramer shows the plate to the guard.
Kramers car lol He comes to a stop in the parking spot and the car continues to wobble like its a boat lol
He stopped short 😂😂😂
The bloopers from this episode are hilarious
The best show ever
Im still laughing at this whole episode 😂
Goodness, not even half way through the good stuff of this episode
2:53 he stopped short
That's a good move!
The best part is at the end when the dr winks at Kramer
I do know a proctologist and he's got a great sense of humor.
Kramer pulling into the doctor spot like hes about to pull a bank job😅😅
Cosmo Kramer proctology😎
No shit, saw an "assman" plate in Utah.
I have this plate in the back window of my car.
Seriously? Lmao that’s awesome
@@harryparsons2750 I do people love it! 🤣
The perfect plate for politicians
And wearing seatbelts came into force after this.
I am sure the computers at the DMV ain’t working lol
He stopped short!