Snape: Dam, she so scary woman, I wonder Voldemort what do to her?? *Meanwhile Voldemort in main hall banging the door* Voldemort: SHE GOING TO KILL ME, SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELLLLPPPPP!!!!! *Buffy McGonagall appears to him* McGonagall: you shouldn't have come here, Dumbledore give me this spell in case of emergency. Voldemort: *Screaming like an girl* *Outside of the main hall scream, the Students and the Death Eaters are standing there, listening* Bellatrix: Should we ummm?? Harry: No, I saw this happen before so it's best to not interfere, plus it's lasted for five minutes. I just thought of it but I think about Dumbledore gives McGonagall one spell because he knows that Voldemort is screwed if he destroyed Hogwarts.
Minerva: "I bet the next one is getting killed by Harry too." Snape: "Watch out, here he comes." Minerva: "Oh hello Gilderoy.".... ..."God I hope Harry does kill him."
@@realglutenfree Let's be honest with our selves here: Lockhart did NOT deserve to stay alive after being who he is.... Actually, a lot of characters at Harry Potter didn't deserve to survive.
I’m sure there’s a Harry Potter Netflix mini series in the works what with the prequel series wrapping up. A prequel-prequel about the three of them in school 🐈 🦇 & 🧙♂️
@@natvelo true but it definitely doesn’t look like it in these new movies. Isn’t Minerva not supposed to be alive yet? Or a child maybe. They can bend the rules some more, irritate the potterheads some more 😆
@@ArianaCapraro deffo true they could probs get away with mcgonagall and dumbledore being the same age but snape was in james' year and its known mcgonagall & dumbledore were teachers by that point
_"Would_ be nice to get a promotion _without_ a dear friend having to be murdered, but c'est la vie." The lip curl slew me. You have McGonagall's voice tone / posh Scots down to a frightening degree!
•"Someone had to spat in my face, I was vexed." •"Making bets on how the DADA teacher was going to die." From start to finish this is an absolute Masterpiece.
@@magesalmanac6424 Lily started hating Sev just because he accidentally insulted her for once. She never wanted to talk to him again until she died, even though he tried to apologize but she didn't want to listen to him... Don't you think, that she was kind of acting like a b¡tch? I mean, for sure he soon became a deatheater which she didn't appreciate that much, but he really regretted becoming a deatheater when he found out Lily died because Severus told Voldy about the prophecy. So saying that James, a self-loving, attention-seeking boy, deserved her more than Severus, who was in love with her since they were kids, did, is in my opinion a little bit weird, but love doesn't need an explanation or anything like that, it just does it's own thing. So in my opinion Severus did deserve her :)
@@Blaetter I will say this, from what I know he called her mudblood, which is supposed to be the equivalent of a white person calling a black person the n-word. Which means he made the conscious decision to be racist towards her because he couldn’t handle rejection. So, that’s really bad 😬
Unpopular opinion: McGonagall deserves way more love and adoration than Snape, so many fans just write her off as a strict not so powerful old woman and it makes me so mad every time.
I don't know where you have heard such opinions, but I've always heard words of praise and adoration for Professor McGonagall, so I don't think it's an unpopular opinion.
You heard that McGonagall, one of the most powerful witches of the time and perhaps the most powerful master of transfiguration of the time was not that strong? From who?
It’s mainly only people who watched the films. McGonagall’s not really covered well in the films, and most only say that Snape let her off easy in the movies, where in the books, it didn’t happen like that. McGonagall is my favorite HP character tho! I love her and Maggie Smith!
"How was I supposed to know you weren't really a turncoat tallywacker who didn't deserve to go gung-ho out the window!" Me, every single video/short: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lord I can see it now. Minnie and Sev in the break room between classes, picking out their wardrobe and throwing shade (and darts at a photo of the Toxic Toadette).
I love the headcanon of McGonagall and Snape hanging out in the break room. Just because they weren’t friends doesn’t mean they couldn’t have a good chat every now and then. 😂
I swear, they could cast her as the freaking Dowager Countess in the new Downton Abbey movie, and people would just remark that Dame Maggie Smith was looking especially young and sun-kissed, and suspect nothing otherwise, because THAT VOICE.
Honestly, yeah. I understand that Snape was a complicated and... problematic... character, but that's what I loved about him. He seemed so real and it hurts so much - I'm honestly still not over it.
@@Karishma_Unspecified yeah.. I honestly hated snape until the 6th book and I cried when I read when he died in 7th book.. but there is one flaw.. THAT STUPIF UMBITVG DIDNT DIEEEEEE (i would've laughed at umbridges funeral)
Snape was a jerk pretty often, but even then his "abuse" wasn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be; even in the books, the worst he does is call Neville thick headed and make a mean joke to Hermione. He always reminded me of my uncle (Nam vet, real man's man, didn't sugar coat anything) or of Red Forman: seems like a total jerk, but is actually a good guy who looks out for the ones he cares about.
Your impersonation of Dame Maggie Smith is impeccable and so funny! I watched these with the video off, and certain Dame Maggie was doing them. Outstanding on your O.W.L.’s!!!
Fun fact (incase you didn't know): Minerva is the roman godess of wisdom, art and war. So even in canon, it would make sense if she was an absolute queen at roasting (since she is a symbol of intelligence).
I freaking love your content. IDK how you can perfectly replicate Minerva’s voice and sassiness, but at this point, I think you are her reincarnation. I love how your Minnie is like “RIP Sev, hope you don’t become tragically obsessed with another dead woman in the next life” 😂
The outfits and the bets on the next darkarts teacher were good times and I bet snaps probably lost a bit of coin infact everyone is losing coin cuz of my queen and then they die with out paying
The cat the prat and the silly old bat 😂🤣😂 I just got done with having COVID and just, thank you for being you Chanel you really got me through this 💀🦠
"RIP Sev hope your love life is better in the next life" Damn that got me u deserve a subscribe for that one damn made me choke on my tea got me laughing to hard🤣
Now all I can imagine is Snape and Dumbledore chillin as they watch the funeral and Snape looking more and more pissed while Dumbledore's trying harder and harder not to laugh as Minnie *roasts* him like this is a damn community barbeque
"By the way Severus, wanting someone to die because he killed that girl who wouldn't date you in high school doesn't mean you're not a bigger piece of shit than anything Fluffy ever squeezed out."
Wouldn't it burn her biscuits if he ended up as one of the ghosts in the castle? Snape: *foosh* Oh, no. *thinks about it* Oh, YES. *goes off to haunt Potter's kids*
“The cat, the bat and the silly old prat”
Too true Chan 😂🤌
I lost Oxygen🤣🤣🤣
@@Carmena57 lol
Same
TOO TRUE 😂
I thought she said "serial pred" ...........
“It could have been worse. In the book, I tried to stab you to death!“
“Making bets on how the Dark Arts teacher was gonna die.”
Nice spotting, didn't catch that one!
Lol
The DADA teacher is true like they ALWAYS die
@@thatrandomhufflepuff2632 Umbridge and lockhart survived.
Not my baby.. :(
"Our headmaster is taking a short break," said McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.
-My favorite line in the books, ever
that sounds like something out of a manga or anime.
I'm still pissed the movie didn't go with that exact imagery
@@deen7530 ikr????
Snape: Dam, she so scary woman, I wonder Voldemort what do to her??
*Meanwhile Voldemort in main hall banging the door*
Voldemort: SHE GOING TO KILL ME, SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELLLLPPPPP!!!!!
*Buffy McGonagall appears to him*
McGonagall: you shouldn't have come here, Dumbledore give me this spell in case of emergency.
Voldemort: *Screaming like an girl*
*Outside of the main hall scream, the Students and the Death Eaters are standing there, listening*
Bellatrix: Should we ummm??
Harry: No, I saw this happen before so it's best to not interfere, plus it's lasted for five minutes.
I just thought of it but I think about Dumbledore gives McGonagall one spell because he knows that Voldemort is screwed if he destroyed Hogwarts.
Where was that again?
“…giving two-faced Quirrel a run for his money” incredible
“i hope your love life’s better in the next one” STOP 💀
😂😂😂
Brutal
That got me
AN URN BECAUSE MCGONNAGAL STRAIGHT ROASTED HIM
he was DESTROYED 💀
Alternative title: Teacher shows up to coworker's funeral and starts roasting his corpse.
"The cat, the bat, and the silly old prat" sounds like a very interesting children's nursery rhyme
Yeah
It really does sound like that 😂😂
I love this comment so much
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
💀
"You're not a coward, you're a snake. But I liked you."
Okay but like WHY is that statement SO true.
“Making bets how the defense against the dark arts teacher was gonna die”
Minerva: "I bet the next one is getting killed by Harry too."
Snape: "Watch out, here he comes."
Minerva: "Oh hello Gilderoy."....
..."God I hope Harry does kill him."
@@realglutenfree I'm wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@realglutenfree Let's be honest with our selves here:
Lockhart did NOT deserve to stay alive after being who he is.... Actually, a lot of characters at Harry Potter didn't deserve to survive.
I think this had to have happened. They went through too many for coworkers not to do this. Bored enough, they'll make bets about anything.
@@realglutenfree I bet the only reason Snape agreed to help with the duelling club was to take him out himself
“Would be nice to get a promotion without a dear friend having to be murdered but c’est la vie” 😂😂😂
"The Cat, The Bat, And The Silly Ol' Prat."
*What a movie title.*
Harry Potter and the Cat, the Bat and the Silly Ol' Prat
I’m sure there’s a Harry Potter Netflix mini series in the works what with the prequel series wrapping up. A prequel-prequel about the three of them in school 🐈 🦇 & 🧙♂️
@@ArianaCapraro would be cool but they're all born several decades apart lol
@@natvelo true but it definitely doesn’t look like it in these new movies. Isn’t Minerva not supposed to be alive yet? Or a child maybe. They can bend the rules some more, irritate the potterheads some more 😆
@@ArianaCapraro deffo true they could probs get away with mcgonagall and dumbledore being the same age but snape was in james' year and its known mcgonagall & dumbledore were teachers by that point
“You me and albus were supposed to be a team! The cat the bat and the silly old prat!” yes. This is the best poetry yet
_"Would_ be nice to get a promotion _without_ a dear friend having to be murdered, but c'est la vie."
The lip curl slew me.
You have McGonagall's voice tone / posh Scots down to a frightening degree!
This is absolutely something that would be said in a Scottish eulogy.
A little humour goes a long way to liven up a dead party. Oh - shite!
It actually makes me happy to think McGonagall and Snape really had a relationship like this.
The way she says "c'est la vie" like having a friend getting killed is on a normal basis 😭✋️
She was in her 70s, at that age having friends die is pretty normal.
@@devent10n yes, but it's slightly diff when youre talking about murder 😂
My favorite line too :''>
In the Wizarding World, it seems disturbingly common 😅😅😅
Well, it kinda is... 🧐
•"Someone had to spat in my face, I was vexed."
•"Making bets on how the DADA teacher was going to die."
From start to finish this is an absolute Masterpiece.
"Whoa. That snake really messed him up!"
It did 🤭 woof 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Chanwills0 hiss hiss
That's awful...poor baby 😭
That was well funny, perfect beginning 😂
The fact that in the book, Harry was so mad that someone spat in Minnie’s face that he performed an unforgivable curse.
"The cat, bat and the silly old prat."
"Making bets how the defence against the dark arts teacher was gonna die."
*I choked on the air boi-*
Haha
“Reading people to ‘Filth’ with you.” 😂😂😂 Take that, ‘caretaker!’
"So R.I.P. Sev I hope your love life's better in the next one" how dare u say that at his funeral 💀
imagine him low key finnaly gettying lilly
You mean Lily, the woman he never deserved? 😏
@@magesalmanac6424 Lily started hating Sev just because he accidentally insulted her for once. She never wanted to talk to him again until she died, even though he tried to apologize but she didn't want to listen to him... Don't you think, that she was kind of acting like a b¡tch? I mean, for sure he soon became a deatheater which she didn't appreciate that much, but he really regretted becoming a deatheater when he found out Lily died because Severus told Voldy about the prophecy. So saying that James, a self-loving, attention-seeking boy, deserved her more than Severus, who was in love with her since they were kids, did, is in my opinion a little bit weird, but love doesn't need an explanation or anything like that, it just does it's own thing. So in my opinion Severus did deserve her :)
Like, he’s already dead you didn’t have to kill him twice
@@Blaetter I will say this, from what I know he called her mudblood, which is supposed to be the equivalent of a white person calling a black person the n-word. Which means he made the conscious decision to be racist towards her because he couldn’t handle rejection. So, that’s really bad 😬
Unpopular opinion: McGonagall deserves way more love and adoration than Snape, so many fans just write her off as a strict not so powerful old woman and it makes me so mad every time.
I don't know where you have heard such opinions, but I've always heard words of praise and adoration for Professor McGonagall, so I don't think it's an unpopular opinion.
she's so cool I don't know why ppl don't like her sm
You heard that McGonagall, one of the most powerful witches of the time and perhaps the most powerful master of transfiguration of the time was not that strong? From who?
It’s mainly only people who watched the films. McGonagall’s not really covered well in the films, and most only say that Snape let her off easy in the movies, where in the books, it didn’t happen like that. McGonagall is my favorite HP character tho! I love her and Maggie Smith!
Mcgonagle is one of my favorite characters. After Luna and hagrid.
"How was I supposed to know you weren't really a turncoat tallywacker who didn't deserve to go gung-ho out the window!"
Me, every single video/short: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO THIS KILLED ME
I really appreciate how you didn’t paint Snape as a disgusting villain and that you fleshed out the friendship between him and Minerva
Lord I can see it now. Minnie and Sev in the break room between classes, picking out their wardrobe and throwing shade (and darts at a photo of the Toxic Toadette).
I love the headcanon of McGonagall and Snape hanging out in the break room. Just because they weren’t friends doesn’t mean they couldn’t have a good chat every now and then. 😂
I love the implication that she was headmistress during Dumbledore’s time too😆
I mean I'm pretty sure she was acting headmistress at some point, I could be wrong though, it's been a while 🤣
She was the headmistress after Dumbledore died until the term finished for 6th year, then Snape was “voted” in to be headmaster for the 7th.
Y’all are right, I forgot that bit 😅
Like someone else said she was deputy headmistress so when Dumbledore died until the Death Eaters took over entirely she took control.
Also, she was acting headmistress whenever Dumbledore was away.
"Woah! That snake really messed him up!"
Damn- that's the first thing you say in front of Snape's dead body-
Now I need videos of sev and minnie just hanging out at the teacher's lounge people judging
I like the staff meeting Dumbledor has for insulting Umbridge
“Reading people to filth with you” the reads would’ve been LEGENDARY
“I hope your love life is better in the next one”
Me: *reaches for the nearest burn treatment kit*
it's ok, he's already dead
@@katsucandy He's a burnt corpse, then. She cremated him.
He's getting buried, not cremated, McGonagall. Damn.
“The cat, the bat and the silly old prat” 😂
"The cat, the bat and the silly old prat"😂😂😂😂😂😂
I could imagine Dumbledore's portrait spouting "That's my girl, Minnie" in this situation
I swear, they could cast her as the freaking Dowager Countess in the new Downton Abbey movie, and people would just remark that Dame Maggie Smith was looking especially young and sun-kissed, and suspect nothing otherwise, because THAT VOICE.
"Hope your love life's better in the next one"
eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE
Old but still good
the voice is so spot on, it's amazing
The cat the bat and the silly old prat.
Yes!!! I need it on a shirt!
The best of all the trios 🐈🦇🤪
Seconded
New merch! Magnets, shirts, hats, keychains!
It would be cute on a pocket T-shirt and then popping out of the pocket
I need all the merchandise possible.
"I hope your love life is better in the next one" MCGONAGALL STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD, _LITERALLY--_
“Gung-ho out the window”
“The cat the bat and the silly old prat” 😂😂
Off topic but visualizing Snape’s funeral made me really sad
Honestly, yeah. I understand that Snape was a complicated and... problematic... character, but that's what I loved about him. He seemed so real and it hurts so much - I'm honestly still not over it.
@@Karishma_Unspecified Same! I’ve never sobbed while watching a movie until I saw Snape’s memories
@@Karishma_Unspecified yeah.. I honestly hated snape until the 6th book and I cried when I read when he died in 7th book.. but there is one flaw.. THAT STUPIF UMBITVG DIDNT DIEEEEEE (i would've laughed at umbridges funeral)
Snape was a jerk pretty often, but even then his "abuse" wasn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be; even in the books, the worst he does is call Neville thick headed and make a mean joke to Hermione. He always reminded me of my uncle (Nam vet, real man's man, didn't sugar coat anything) or of Red Forman: seems like a total jerk, but is actually a good guy who looks out for the ones he cares about.
Even sadder when you realize Harry was probably the only one that bothered attending.
YESH the cat the bat and the silly old prat, beautiful
I swear Severus and Minerva were like secretly best friends 🤣🤣🤣
“I take it back ur not a coward ur a snake. But I liked u anyway so rip sev” (that was it for me) hehe
“The cat, the bat and the silly old prat” I’M CACKLING HELP-
"that snake really messed him up" yep messed me up too cried for too long after that movie :0
“The jolly hours in the staff room reading people to filth with you”😂 i can imagine
“WHaT hAPPeNed in tHE GrEaT HaLl WaS nOt My FaUlT”
Your impersonation of Dame Maggie Smith is impeccable and so funny! I watched these with the video off, and certain Dame Maggie was doing them. Outstanding on your O.W.L.’s!!!
"I hope your love life is gonna be better in the next one" 🤣🤣😭
That is so sweet yet so mean. Typical Minerva, genius. Love you Chan
Now I want a fanfic on their friendship based off this.
"I hope your love lifes better in the next one "
I wheezed on hard my mom came in to check if I was alright 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Came here just to watch this in memory of Maggie Smith, rest in peace to that amazing woman
Fun fact (incase you didn't know): Minerva is the roman godess of wisdom, art and war. So even in canon, it would make sense if she was an absolute queen at roasting (since she is a symbol of intelligence).
“I enjoyed the times when we guessed how the next Defense Of The Dark Arts teacher was going to die-“
Me: *that sounds like good times*
"I hope your love life is better in the next one" that's just brutal lmao 😂
"The cat the bat and the silly old prat"
I need that on the shirt
Put it on a shirt! 😆
"The cat the bat and the silly old prat" Got me on the floor🤣
"It would be nice to get a promotion without a dear friend having to be murdered but Ce le vie...." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I laughed way too hard at that part!
Omg your so funny! I love you! “I hope your love life’s better in the next one!”
Minnie’s a savage 😂 and Tysm 🙏🏽
@@Chanwills0 he's getting buried, not cremated, you don't need to roast him like that!
How to describe Minnie:a QUEEN,and Protector of Hogwarts and the Students! ❤️🐈⬛
Everything about this is absolute perfection.
*"The Cat, the Bat, and the Silly Old Prat"*
yEs
This was making my head spin! You do such a good impression that I was like how is she doing this lol I love it
Your voice is a absolutely amazing masterpiece 😍
Your accent is perfect.
Nobody's commenting on the quote, "I was vexed."
That one got me
This is amazing. I love the roasts at their funeral. She's both respectful and bitter
the delivery of "i was VEXED" took me out lmao
"But R.I.P Sev hope your love life's better in the next one"
*Anakin, screaming and on fire*
"The cat, the bat and the silly old prat."
JDIDBSB YES LMAO
I freaking love your content. IDK how you can perfectly replicate Minerva’s voice and sassiness, but at this point, I think you are her reincarnation. I love how your Minnie is like “RIP Sev, hope you don’t become tragically obsessed with another dead woman in the next life” 😂
Omg she does Maggie Smith's voice PERFECTLY
“The cat, the bay and the silly old prat” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The cat, the bat, and the silly old prat." is too perfect
The outfits and the bets on the next darkarts teacher were good times and I bet snaps probably lost a bit of coin infact everyone is losing coin cuz of my queen and then they die with out paying
“The cat the bat and the silly old prattt” I was laughing so hard 🤣
"I hope your love life will be better in the next one"
Daymnnnn 💀
✨the cat the bat and the silly old prat✨
love that
Chanel is the most hilarious person you will ever be able to find. This is so funny
I loved her on Tiktok, she's so on tune with McGonagall's intonations. I'd love to see Maggie Smith reacting to her!
Absolute gold!! This is hard for me to admit too, because he was, hands down, my favourite character. McGonagall is friggin close second though 😘
This is incredible! Your impression is spot on! 🤩
“WOAH that snake really messed him up...”
Stawp 🤣💀
That last line was deliciously brutal. 🤣
This is brilliant like always!
Thank you dear 🥰
"It could of been worse in the book I tried to stab you"
"R.i.p seve"
Your videos always make my day
CHAN WE NEED SNIPPETS ON MCGONAGALL AND SNAPE BETTING HOW THE DADA TEACHER WILL DIE IN FIFTHE YEAR PLEASEEEE
If there were a TV series about McGonagall in her younger years - she should be the one to portray her 👏
“I hope your love life is better in the next one” 🤣 she did not just-
"I hope ur love life is better in the next one" 😂. Chefs kiss 🤌
The cat the prat and the silly old bat 😂🤣😂 I just got done with having COVID and just, thank you for being you Chanel you really got me through this 💀🦠
I am now a fan. No new Harry Potter films without you. Keep up the amazing work.
“ the cat the bat and the silly old prat “ 😂😂😂😂
R.I.P severus snape and his actor Alan rickman, one of the greatest actors and one of the best teachers Hogwarts ever had. Rest in peace.
"RIP Sev hope your love life is better in the next life"
Damn that got me u deserve a subscribe for that one damn made me choke on my tea got me laughing to hard🤣
Now all I can imagine is Snape and Dumbledore chillin as they watch the funeral and Snape looking more and more pissed while Dumbledore's trying harder and harder not to laugh as Minnie *roasts* him like this is a damn community barbeque
I know, right?
"Whoa that snake really messed him up!!!"
True best friends roast each other at their funerals but do truly miss them
Rip Allan Rickman and Snaps in the movie 🥺😭 they were the beat
Snaps? lol
@@danielleking262 Cousin of Schnaps
@@danielleking262 Yeah, I'm totally calling him "Snaps" in my head from now on, it's just good
@@ijustdocomments6777 I still prefer Emo Squidward. 😂😂😂
“but c’est la vie” TOUCHED ME 😭
"By the way Severus, wanting someone to die because he killed that girl who wouldn't date you in high school doesn't mean you're not a bigger piece of shit than anything Fluffy ever squeezed out."
That was way above my expectations for the voice and the script. So good!
"I hope your love life's better in the next one."
*And with such deadly burn, Snape came back to life.*
Wouldn't it burn her biscuits if he ended up as one of the ghosts in the castle? Snape: *foosh* Oh, no. *thinks about it* Oh, YES. *goes off to haunt Potter's kids*
Only to die again via incineration 😆
I love how she makes the characters know about the books it makes it 10x more funny