The mystery of the squarest country
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- Опубликовано: 11 апр 2021
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Director/DOP
JADE NAGI / jade_nagi
Song produced by
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Re Ukraine: Many people wondering if Map Men are legitimising the Russian annexation of Crimea at 2:39. We are not. We had intended to make Crimea a different colour, as a way of saying 'look, sticky outy bit that's also currently disputed', but we just forgot to do it. We are sorry. This RUclips account is not, actually, a Kremlin propaganda bot.
I will not write a comment about that then
But that's exactly what a Kremlin propaganda bot would say!
You forgot to Putin a different colour for Crimea?
You sure?
It was like have a second on screen.
As a German I can say: we tried becoming a square twice: The Rest of the world didn‘t like it
The Brits went with the opposite approach and tried to get all the coastline in the world.
@@Zraknul we Turks went with opposites of those 2 and just ate anything close to us and created one of the biggest long lasting empires and post ww1 we destroyed the entente bit too easily ngl.
You are still on timeout, btw, no more becoming a square for You.
I don't think you tried becoming "square" more "globe" shaped.
Under performers.
This would've been the perfect video to be sponsored by Squarespace.
The pun would be to strong
WHAT A MISSED OPPRETUNITY!
I think they have a long standing agreement with stereo
@@boomamathics2666 For mortal minds
ohhh boiiii
The "San Marino? San Mari-no", and "the Vatican? The Vatican't" are the best sounds to have ever graced my ears
It's so fucking incredible to me that you nail the expression for anger in Paraguay, because contrary of what everyone must asume we won't react in spanish in that situation. Let me explain: the expression "nde" it's in guaraní (the native lenguage of the country still speak till this day alongside spanish) and it's so crazy because if you try to translate it it's literally "You", so you have to have so inside knowlege to know that's also used like the expression "hey! 😡" 3:14
I lived in Villa Hayes for a year. Mba’eichapa!
@@JayForeman haha hope you had a good experience here! Come back any time!
@@JayForemanlived in Paraguay for a year? I want to hear that story!
The pun for it should be "Paraguaint"
I literally said "Egypt is kinda square" at the beginning of the video and I think I've peaked in life.
Me: The squarest country? You mean Egypt?
Also me: What if it's NOT Egypt?!
Same.
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one, was dreading Egypt popping up before the end
Lol, my first thought was actually Ivory Coast
SAME
Amazing video! My 13yo is totally obsessed by this -- enough so that he's dragged me down the hole. I ended up writing a program to calculate the squareness of countries, and according to my metric Egypt is indeed the winner at 89.5% square, followed by (North) Sudan and Cote D'Ivoire both at just over 83%. Interestingly (to me at least), these seem to be the only countries that score higher than a circle, which scores exactly 2*sqrt(2)-2, or roughly 0.828, on my metric. So rejecting countries for being "too round" may not be valid, at least not if you're interested in finding square-ish countries beyond the top 3.
WOW
I'm curious. Which country scored the lowest
@@notjeff7833 I didn't trawl through all the low ranking ones, but it's surely going to be a far-flung archipelago. If you come up with a shortlist I'll be happy to compare them!
Did you include Kosovo in your calculation too? It seems to be a fairly good square too.
0:08 Start
0:47 What About This Little Countries
0:53 Song Start
1:21 What About Landlocked Countries
2:22 Island Countries
2:34 Countries With sticky outy bit
3:46 List Of Countries
4:52 Square Countries
5:14 The winner
5:37 The Capital Cities question
6:38 Stereo app
not going to be long until some cheeky bugger requests this at karaoke
I hope so
hi graf
lmao
verified
lemme get some of that clout
When this stupid pandemic is over, Jay needs to bring back his live songs, and this needs to be the first thing he plays.
u guys are built different
You know, I suspect they have different mothers.
the chicken agrees
YES
Built better
lmao
2:36 Afghanistan
4:39 Albania
3:01 Algeria
3:47 Andorra
4:58 Angola
3:47 Antigua and Barbuda
3:20 Argentina
4:23 Armenia
You’ve got this buddy. I believe in you
You were mentioned on Jay’s twitter!
@@Alienguy500 thanks!
Almost there, good luck!
only about 190 to go!
I have just re-watched this video, and I find it quite a catchy tune! To the people of Egypt, congratulations on having the squarest borders! Also, nice "Egguatorial Guinea" at 3:29! I didn't notice it until just now! Thanks for the video!
The Japanese sentence reads: "Dear volunteers, can you translate this sentence? Thank you very much! - Map Men"
No the sign off is more like "male map"
@@Hydrophiidae now we know the gender of the map men's map
Oh gosh. The sign off is more like " Map of Men"
@@anishraja9655 Sounds more like an artifact than a RUclips show!
World need more people like u
Finally, the British drawing straight lines all over the map pays off!
Africa: Lots of geographical features with occasional rivers, ponds and lakes along with countless tribal areas, ethnic groups and races
Europe: imma pretend I didn’t see that
You're welcome
I am the 669th like
@@SacsachCCABP You realize they only drew straight lines in Egypt because literally nobody lives in the middle of the Sahara desert, right?
@@smfe Egypt isn’t the only country that Europe slapped together. They made so many borders throughout Africa ignoring the geography and cultural borders.
I never thought I'd listen to a song on how square countries can be. I love it.
I feel a little disappointed because it didn't include my homeland Taiwan, but truly a masterpiece! Well done!
Same. I was excited when they didn't include Taiwan in the map of China, but then they didn't mention Taiwan at all... Since I live here and am married to a Taiwanese guy, I'm always looking to see Taiwan included 😣
Let's see Jay do his "one syllable out of sync trick" on this song
Can't, the lyrics are already bollocks
+
"THATS A FUCKING DIFFICULT ONE"
I would like to congratulate you for making the best video the internet has ever seen.
E
E
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Vice presidential tier list please
E
This show is so good 😄 the memorization in this video is incredible
I really wasn't expecting a song, but I love it
-Sombody asked what country is the squarest
-What a stupid question
-Totally pointless
I see what you did there
But a square has 4 points...
somebody once asked me what country is the squarest
I told them what a stupid question
I was thinking it was pointless with my finger and my thumb in the shape of a hmm on my chin.
I dont get it
@@latesthope A square has 4 points. Him saying that it's a pointless question is funny. Least from what I can make from it
It would be better if they were discussing the most circle shaped nations.
The perfect song does exist.
qatar looks like a bean
I dont know IMO Wacko did it better but then he is out of date now so...
Jay: Hold my stolen foods
@@lucie4185 "Germany now on one piece" shows pretty much how old the song is.
Sam why are you here?
Saved the video and it automatically saved to my last playlist. A crochet tutorial playlist. One called ‘squares’.
This is probably my favourite video (and song) ever! 😆🤍
San MariNO and the Vatican't
Name a more iconic duo
You San Mari-Know that you VatiCan't
Botswana and Zimbabwe
Cameroon and a chicken with a huge badonadonk.
IT('s) A LY
furnace and crafting table
Chicken with a huge badonkadonk
Best part
The world needs more chicken-countries with huge badonka donks
Seniac with a huge robloxablox
Yes
Seniac you fool
The bat has big wings.
1) That you wrote that song is incredible!
2) I guessed Egypt before you started, and thought of Libya as a backup 😎
I love that the Japanese speech bubble was signed “a male map” or perhaps "a map of males" rather than map men
Zoo
It could also mean 'a man's map' as in a map (maps) owned by a man or a map (maps) for men. Time code: 01:30.
I was able to translate it roughly as "dear volunteer, can you translate this sentence? Thanks! --a male map"
@@throckmortonvanhouten5430 That is correct. Although the Japanese was a bit awkward.
I found that if you translate 'Map Men' or 'Map men' (but not 'map men') to Japanese in Google Translate, it gives the exact phrase in the video.
@@phileo_ss
Maybe a translation like "地図の男 (roughly 'man of the map')" would be better?
I am from Egypt and since the beginning I am like, "hey Egypt is a square!"
I feel like we had just won an award somehow for being a square country although we used to be one nation with Sudan before and then we weren't a square at that time! nevertheless WE WON! WE WON!
WE WON FELLOW EGYPTIAN -(IM EGYPTIAN TOO ( مصر ام الدنيا)
Yes, you won.
I am from Poland (look at 01:50) which's shape also resembles a square.
Praise Amun!
I was literally thinking what a little moment of national proud...we won being a square xD
@@damianbla4469 you need to do more conquering man.
Yakko's world walked so that the squarest country could run.
3:56 that one
Petition for these two to have their own horrible histories show but for geography
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and YES
Gorgeous Geographies? ;-)
Gregarious Globetrotters
There is a book series called Horrible Geography (as well as Horrible Science and Horrible Histories) and, as the TV shows for the other 2 are Horrible Histories and Horrible Science, it would probably called Horrible Geography.
They do. That's what Map Men is, basically.
New episode of mapmen, now that's worth cleaning your phone screen for.
I even turned the brightness up
Yep
@@Aezeus careful with that battery percentage
It's worth stopping everything else for; these guys are brilliant!
That's worth putting in the good headphones for.
this was impressive, my applause to you both!)
this is by far the most useful resource and device for geography games I have ever used
- Daddy, how did the Bolivian War of Territorial Squarisation began?
- I believe all began with a catchy song...
This is the best comment in RUclips history
"ok listen you guys, we are explictly NOT actually trying to take away your land from you: all we want from you is to trade bits of land with your neighbors so we can make all the nations square like they should be.
....but we don't even understand wh---
SHUT UP YOU AND JUST DO AS WE SAY ALREADY"
LMFAO :-)
In the 1930s, Bolivia already tried to conquer the north of Paraguay (Chaco War). They lost.
Bolivian here, I honestly think it's a really bad idea Bolivia pushing for a war since we have only won ONE war since our independence.
Just search the the map of bolivia in 1936, we used to have sea. 😫
This series feels like I'm in a cult.
This cult has wizards the downside is that you have to bring your own cookies.
What do you mean, "like"?
Always have been.
Cant wait for Jay to jonestown us :^)
Nicest cult ever though. And remember: Hexagons are the bestagons
I know this by heart and it's one of the best videos on youtube.
Yes, I’ve been trying to find you guys forever!!!
For Britain's skill at drawing straight lines through Africa, they managed to make surprisingly few square countries.
I am very dissapointed in my country
Egypt?
@@loqi453 still very few. And it my memory serves i don't think Britain was involved with Egypts borders. My comment was really more about the colonial powers in general (france, belgium etc). I know Libya was colonised by Italy, and they share a border with Egypt so it's probably something to do with them.
@@chriswyatt9869 im pretty sure map men have got another video, where they show what the borders were before and after they were changed by the British to better reflect tribal boundaries, Bir Tawil in particular
the borders pre tribal influence changes were extremely square
BEST RUclips CHANNEL EVER MADE
facts
Wtf is avantgardevegan doing here
Thanks for the compliment
BEST VEGAN RUclipsR EVER MADE.
Yeah
I also love the way the adverts at the end are as entertaining as the documentary ❤
I legit thought this was some kind of documentary or something but this is still pretty impressive
“Bangladesh looks like a wizard”
That’s the best compliment we’ve ever gotten on the internet.
Buy India's map n get Bangladesh map free😝😅😅🤣
@@vimdhayakjiofhimachal6448 Bangladesh and Pakistan will be claimed for the glory of the indian nation!
Do you also look like a wizard?
Better than being a square!
Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Bangladesh!
Jay’s impression of a call service lady is absolutely gold
he got all the specifics right, down to the slight uptalk that comes from repeating a phrase over and over
I'll just put that through for you.
So so so so ... lol
Wow I thought I'd seen all the videos on your channel. This hilarious gem proved me wrong 😂much love from the oblate rectangle-ish that is colorado! ❤
4:43 My country! It's an upside down, rectangular triangle.
Our 8yo has this almost completely memorized. (The blobby ones trip him up.). He’s been serenading his globe with it, finding all the countries as he goes. 😂
Aw, that’s adorable! Hope it comes in handy in future geography lessons/quizzes. 🏆
Lol
Me too
wait til he's 18.
Go to sporcle then let's see if your 8 year old can name every country in the world
I am Egyptian and i just reliazed how hard it was for some people to draw the map of their country in the geography class xD
أخوويااااا🇪🇬😍
@@stella_s yeah...
Well drawing straight lines are hard
just imagine lmao uzbecistan and i live in india but it's still hard :(
You think it's hard to draw one country I can draw all 195
The Map Men musical episode
i bought a world map shower curtain and this only just occured to me to listen to the this song and the animaniacs song about the countries in the shower. i usually listen to a book. thanks for this. amazing work.
My last brain cell during a test: "The UK looks like an old witch sitting sideways on a pig"
Edit: Sorry, but my comment was a lie. I recently did a test and my last brain cell went "Chile's very very very very very long and thin" instead.
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Turkmenistan looks like something or another
...
I feel honored that the first country you thought of is Slovakia even though it look like a literal *cheeto*
And they puted Czech swear word in the video. We are honored too
@@muffin_the_great Czech swear word?
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 1:52
@@muffin_the_great but the sentence is in Slovak... hmm
Come on, let's be serious. If there's any country that looks like a Cheeto it's obviously Chile.
I only found this channel today and this thing is hilarious
I love how they're like:
"That's a stupid, horrible, dumb, bad, horrible, stupid question."
"We must answer it immediately."
"Yes, of course."
The fact that it's Egypt didn't dawn on me except halfway through the video even though I live here.
You and me both brother
It's the first place I thought of, I sent to long looking at maps of this wonderful place back in the 1990s whilst on holiday there, the Cairo museum is fantastic and the people were very friendly.
I actually was thinking Egypt before I clicked on the video... I'm Egyptian too
I'm from Egypt, and as the video began I thought "Egypt is kinda square-ish..... But I'm sure there are other more square like countries.... I'll just sit here and wait for Egypt to be disqualified"
Then as the video progressed i was like OOOOOH SHIT, NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE !!
Then once they said the land of the pharoes I threw my arms up so hard i think i dislocated my shoulder.
Gods know we needed a win.
I shouldn't have read comments first huh
You did it Egypt you won.
Enjoy it because this is the last victory you'll get for another century, you long dead empire you.
@@somerandomname3124 thats a bit mean, no?
but its true
@@teiman truth hurts 😭
So I finally found the original?
I love it.
You guys are the best. Really square yourselves, but the best nonethess(t).
America: Panhandle
Britain, intellectuals: Sticky outy bit
The fancy term cartographers use is "salient".
Top 10 rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss
I never get tried of this joke
Haha here before it got lots of likes
@@junaidlabaso *O K*
Great song!
In the middle of the song I opened the map of Africa (simply because there're more straight lines than other continents) and caught Egypt at the first sight
Delighted I finally found these guys, and it was late enough for them to have built up an impressive body of work, but I think I'm running out of videos now 😢 😭 .
“There’s one asking for all the capitals of the world.”
“Well, that would’ve made a much better song.”
Yakko Warner: *heavy breathing*
"Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis Indiana and Columbus is the capital of Ohio."
Oh wait, you mean the other one.
@@DrZaius3141 no, that was Wakko singing state capitals (not country capitals), but Yakko has sung a lot more songs listing things.
Bizzare bits
That's the joke
Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte enters the chat
I was very disappointed after listing through the whole song to find no countries were missing ...
Afghanistan 02:36
Albania 04:39
Algeria 03:00
Andorra 03:46
Angola 04:58
Antigua and Barbuda 03:47
Argentina 03:20
Armenia 04:24
Australia 01:28
Austria 03:48
Azerbaijan 04:21
The Bahamas 02:28
Bahrain 03:59
Bangladesh 00:14
Barbados 03:48
Belarus 03:49
Belgium 03:48
Belize 02:58
Benin 00:45
Bhutan 03:49
Bolivia 03:14
Bosnia and Herzegovina 04:49
Botswana 02:49
Brazil 04:43
Brunei 00:51
Bulgaria 04:41
Burkina Faso 00:39
Burundi 00:56
Cabo Verde 02:28
Cambodia 03:50
Cameroon 03:27
Canada 01:45
Central African Republic 02:47
Chad 02:50
Chile 04:04
China 01:24
Colombia 03:09
Comoros 04:34
Congo, Democratic Republic of the 02:37
Congo, Republic of the 02:54
Costa Rica 00:48
Côte d’Ivoire 05:06
Croatia 04:12
Cuba 01:01
Cyprus 02:40
Czech Republic 03:51
Denmark 01:23
Djibouti 03:51
Dominica 03:51
Dominican Republic 03:22
East Timor (Timor-Leste) 01:36
Ecuador 03:59
Egypt 05:28
El Salvador 04:16
Equatorial Guinea 05:08
Eritrea 02:39
Estonia 03:52
Eswatini 02:50
Ethiopia 02:01
Fiji 02:25
Finland 01:23
France 01:14
Gabon 00:52
The Gambia 04:09
Georgia 00:11
Germany 01:57
Ghana 00:19
Greece 02:09
Grenada 03:52
Guatemala 01:31
Guinea 01:38
Guinea-Bissau 01:09
Guyana 01:59
Haiti 04:12
Honduras 03:01
Hungary 03:52
Iceland 03:52
India 00:58
Indonesia 02:15
Iran 01:24
Iraq 03:06
Ireland 02:10
Israel 01:40
Italy 00:42
Jamaica 04:27
Japan 01:29
Jordan 03:06
Kazakhstan 01:52
Kenya 03:01
Kiribati 02:43
Korea, North 01:02
Korea, South 01:02
Kosovo 02:40
Kuwait 00:53
Kyrgyzstan 03:04
Laos 04:25
Latvia 03:53
Lebanon 00:49
Lesotho 03:24
Liberia 00:24
Libya 05:03
Liechtenstein 03:19
Lithuania 03:53
Luxembourg 01:25
Madagascar 00:54
Malawi 01:09
Malaysia 00:25
Maldives 02:25
Mali 00:37
Malta 04:27
Marshall Islands 02:26
Mauritania 01:08
Mauritius 00:51
Mexico 03:30
Micronesia, Federated States of 02:25
Moldova 01:38
Monaco 04:02
Mongolia 02:52
Montenegro 04:52
Morocco 02:42
Mozambique 01:04
Myanmar (Burma) 02:55
Namibia 02:37
Nauru 01:11
Nepal 01:21
Netherlands 02:31
New Zealand 02:04
Nicaragua 03:16
Niger 04:27
Nigeria 05:01
North Macedonia 00:21
Norway 02:03
Oman 00:30
Pakistan 04:19
Palau 04:18
Panama 04:10
Papua New Guinea 00:44
Paraguay 01:06
Peru 01:58
Philippines 02:09
Poland 01:50
Portugal 03:32
Qatar 00:56
Romania 03:53
Russia 00:34
Rwanda 01:38
Saint Kitts and Nevis 02:26
Saint Lucia 03:53
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 02:23
Samoa 03:56
San Marino 02:46
Sao Tome and Principe 02:27
Saudi Arabia 03:32
Senegal 02:45
Serbia 03:54
Seychelles 02:24
Sierra Leone 01:19
Singapore 00:51
Slovakia 00:10
Slovenia 00:59
Solomon Islands 02:24
Somalia 01:13
South Africa 04:40
Spain 03:12
Sri Lanka 03:02
Sudan 04:57
Sudan, South 01:21
Suriname 05:07
Sweden 02:03
Switzerland 02:01
Syria 04:14
Tajikistan 02:11
Tanzania 03:54
Thailand 02:13
Togo 00:45
Tonga 02:29
Trinidad and Tobago 02:22
Tunisia 04:39
Turkey 04:43
Turkmenistan 04:37
Tuvalu 04:36
Uganda 04:06
Ukraine 02:38
United Arab Emirates 00:30
United Kingdom 04:31
United States 01:44
Uruguay 03:55
Uzbekistan 01:05
Vanuatu 02:29
Vatican City 03:35
Venezuela 02:38
Vietnam 04:10
Yemen 00:32
Zambia 04:13
Zimbabwe 03:55
We've all got thyme on our hands at the moment.
Palestine.
I think they forgot Taiwan.
Can you do this for the Every Tube Station song as well please?
"no countries were missing"
Palestine and Taiwan: *Are we a joke to you*
Hi Men, that last bit is danceable. 💃 🕺. Thanks
What a wonderful channel this is.
I'm Bangladeshi and I confirm my country is a wizard.
To me, it looks like a dragon.
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
😂😂😂
better than me, my country is considered just "too triangular" :'-(
@@joaofabio5927 which one?
Jay showing up the Animaniacs by not only making an accurate and exhaustive map of the world in song, but even working in the whole shapes thing.
I like the hint at the end about all the capitols of the world making a much better song :)
I didn't know I needed this but thanks
Great video - Just one (perhaps slightly odd) question:
What website/application did you use to get the images of the countries coloured in?
Video: describes what every country looks like
Sweden: *starts sweating*
Sweden looks like Finland 🇫🇮
Norway, Sweden and Finland together are the real thing.
@@gabor6259 No. Just Sweden and Finland.
DONG
@@gabor6259 Just sweden and finland.. though Norway would make it a thick uncercumcised one
Thank you for correctly pronouncing 'scheduling'.
Hard k forever
@@ntlespino yee
The ultimate crossover doesn't exist. YET.
Wait I didn't know there were multiple pronunciations. Can someone enlighten me?
@@majorfallacy5926 some brits say "shed jewel"
i have no words for the beauty of this song. except these ones.
2:00 Switzerland looks happy
I like to think this isn't scripted and they turned on the camera and just started spitting bars.
They would need to know all the exact shapes of every country on earth tho
@@poodiepie6140 That's not hard actually, but what would be really hard is to think about something that look a like or describe the shapes in one verse and making it rime
If this made you feel like that way, then the Map Men™ have succeed in this video!
Yo yo yo they like spitting bars and sheeit
"Oh I'll just watch this new map men before I got to bed, there definitely won't be an incredibly catchy song that I won't be able to stop humming." - me, a fool, 5 minutes ago.
I read this in the voice of Jay pretending to be a character in the sponsor segment.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 oh no, my identity as a Jay-bot has been revealed!
I've been trying to learn this for the past couple weeks and i think I've finally mastered it
Wow that advert was clever.
Damn!!!
I was wondering where this is going and boom.
Impressive.
map men being translated as "男性の地図” (dansei no chizu) in japanese is so funny to me, it's literally "men's map" or "a man's map". took me a while to realise it was supposed to be map men lol. a more accurate way to say it would be 地図の男性 (chizu no dansei), lit. "map's men"
the whole thing translates as
"dear volunteer,
can you translate this sentence?
thank you!
men's map"
EDIT: i just put into google translate basically what i wrote above except with "thanks a lot" and "map men" and it came out with the exact phrasing in the video which honestly makes the whole thing even funnier
Men's map, men's map, men's men's men's map!. map... map...
Oh yeah, I remember that the "no" possessive being the other way around from the Indo-European languages I was used to was really confusing to me when I was learning a bit of Japanese! I guess they fell into the same trap.
"We are the map, and here are the men!"
Came here to post the translation, the "dear" here is dear as in "deep affection", notably not a letter opening(which would be more like "ボランティアへ" (To volunteer,).
男性の地図(dansei no chizu) could also be translated as "map of men", as in a map showing where men are; 地図の男性 (chizu no dansei) is still more correct with this interpretation, meaning men of map, or men of the map(s)
thanks, I've been looking for this comment! My Japanese skills are just about enough to go "that must be a mistake, right?"
Taking another look, doesn't できますか mean "can" only in an are-you-able-to way, not in a please-do-this way?
Rest of the world: "Let's have really intricate borders representing millennia of politics and wars"
USA: "Haha, state border go ☐"
Gerrymandered districts are worse than the fucking square states
Haha
S Q U A R E
Go square?
USA: "Haha, bulldozer go vrrrr over natives and pen go shhhhhhhhhhh"
The entire state of Maryland is a Gerrymander.
I am honestly not too surprised that Egypt is the most square, as I'm a geography nerd
Also fun fact: Cleopatra was not Egyptian, she was actually Greek!
Im so happy you included north Macedonia, you have no idea how little recognition it has
Im Macedonian btw
I thought "Egypt" in the beginning and it's the proudest moment of my life.
Same :,)
That’s amazing. You have won geography
Same! Very happy about it.
Ah, but you neglect Bir Tawil. The Sudanese will be after you!
I was waiting for it the entire time, it made my day
Spain: Portugal must surrender and unite again.
Portugal: Wait why would we do that
Spain: So the country is more like a square
Portugal: That was more convincing than I expected
NÃO
It should be the other way around, Spain must surrender to Portugal
@@diogodavid3557 Why would Spain want to belong to a third world country?
Either that or independent Galicia.
Fuck right off
I literally guessed it from the beginning. Too good. (In my opinion its honestly more like a triangle, but everyone always argues with me about it)
didn't think you could sing, was not expecting a song, but i am pleased
This song should be the National Anthem of Egypt.
It should be the anthem of the entire world
It's certainly one of the best songs about how square countries are that I've heard in a long time.
I wouldn't like to go to school at 7am and sing about square countries
Maybe it is but they haven't announced it yet cos its new
I wonder how the rhyming would work out if it was translated into Arabic.
Jay's "girl voice" is shockingly good
Literally sounds like every customer service person I've ever spoken to on the phone. Uncanny
I listed to this so much when I was ill a few months ago, I ended up accidentally memorising almost all of it (except the island and blobby countries)!
Me accidentally memorising some weird geography thing happens a lot
Wow, this is brilliant!
I was screaming "Equatorial Guinea" in my head the entire song, and then when they finally got to it that damn island ruined everything! Lol
Lol that’s embarrassing
I guessed Egypt the entire time
Island nations tend to do that
@@jasoncallow860 but most of it isn’t an island
Lol
I knew it was gonna be Egypt, but after looking into Africa before guessing, I too fell for EG.
As a Czech, the "pal do piče" with the Polish invasion bit made me crack up.
what does it mean?
@@mikaoleander nearly impossible to translate well but it means something like "go to hell"!
@@mikaoleander "bugger off" (not very politely)
@@mikaoleander Basically "Fuck off"
It's "fuck off", right?
Also, greetings from Poland. :D
if Egypt didn't have Sinai, it could be a PERFECT square
I just found you guys.i love your attitude plus you seem very creative.have a sub
I think you guys would really suit Louis with the groups
Jay and Mark, vote for this guy to take London to the max!
Keep up the fight max
mr.Fosh, you would have my vote if i lived in London
@@goawayimsleeping509 max fosh can finish london
London London London
The Monty Python energy in this one is stronger than usual
The Animaniacs Energy
And bonus points for the H2G2 reference
Strangely, they don’t mention Taiwan which is weird because they mention the similarly ‘controversial’ country of Kosovo
This needs to be released as a song!