I say "FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN!" extremely frequently, my friends have no idea what it's from but they've started saying it too because I say it SO much just out of habit
I’ve been in customer service for like 6 years, everything he was saying as a joke was stuff customers would say in earnest and would try to get you fired for
"How can i get the beeg yoshi" "Is he a stuffed animal" "Ye-yeah i mean, hes sittin there" Has consistently made me laugh uncontrollably everytime ive heard it for years
I love the sheer genius of dunkey using a soundboard of himself, to make people think that it's someone impersonating him, when it's actually him Mastapiece
In Dunk Souls 3, I think, he says "The bigger they are, the bigger they fall." Which I would say constantly if I wasn't already saying "You big bitch" all the time.
The actors Don Cheadle, Peter Dinklage, and Jack Nicholson are Dunkey refrences. Every time I see them I'm like "Oh yeah the dunkey characters" Which, in reality, is dunkey's sense of humor that he adopted from the smash hit video game, Gex
@@franki1990only because after he stole all of dinkeys subs that time he stopped making his world famous dunk tank show about Will Smith as the genie in aladdin
I still vividly remember sitting on ICT class computers with my best friend. Both of us completely losing it laughing at ‘threeeeeeeeeee beeaaaaannnsssss pleaaaaaassseee’ - still peak comedy to this day
I remeber sitting in high school study hall back in 2014. It was dead silent in this large lecture hall style classroom with more than 40 kids and one teacher. I was watching a dunkey video on my phone and it was so stupid it made me laugh so hard that I started crying and it felt like my lungs were collapsing under my ribs. I thought I was gonna die. Everyone was giving me the weirdest looks and I was laughing so hard that the teacher kicked me out of the classroom. I'll never forget the look on those kids faces. They all thought I was insane. It was the dunkey "draw my horse" video. The guy is an internet legend and I'll always love him
The equivalent of your dog standing up on their hind legs, saying in perfect English "No one will ever believe you" and then immediately going back to standing normally.
Dunkey struggling to understand the concept of how pizza works gets me every single time My favorite quote is still “Hey Sargent dude, I heard you were gay??” *“Yeah”*
The best Dunkey quotes are the ones where: if you tried to explain why they're funny to the average human, they'd look at you like you were schizophrenic
I've been jokingly calling Shigeru Miyamoto "Nintendo Myamoto" for years now and recently Dunkey called Shigeru Miyamoto "Nintendo Miyamoto" and I feel like I have now lost this joke forever its a Dunkey joke now.
Dunkey is the most consistently funny person I've ever known. I don't even get sad watching his old videos like "man I've watched this guys videos for over 11 years now", because they're still fucking hilarious, and I'm just happy they exist.
this video needs a sequel, dunkey contributes too much to my day to day vocabulary one video does not simply suffice. You have to have the classic "Lance, what are you doing sitting in this chair of all places? Man! I thought this was Outback Stake house!" or who can forget the time he smashed his most prized Lego possession while shouting "MY DREAM!" absolute must have classic, dunkey is truly a gift that keeps on giving
The way you cut these clips off for comedic effect, don't show too much of each video so I can binge these videos after, and keep sections containing the same video apart is great. Makes the sixteen minutes well-paced.
One of the ones I love is "time for my comeback time" from his MK8 video, i say it every time Im losing and about to do some dumb shit, but honestly I quote so many dunkey things and my friends do too that the quotes have mixed and matched and just merged with other things that I can barely identify what comes from dunkey anymore
@@ToasterBrain51702 I think he says the N-word twice in it? I don't recall if anyone actually had a problem with it or if he took it down preemptively. Either way, you are nitpicking and biased.
I think I have quoted the “damn, I already told that boy, I tell you what” from “worst game yet” so many times that it isn’t even a quote anymore. It’s just part of my vocabulary.
i constantly talk about "Wild Wild Smiff" from the game dev simulator video, to the dismay of everyone around me. i love it so much i made a custom jean jacket with Will Sniff on the back
It’s crazy how many iconic videos Dunkey has that you can make a compilation like this without even including a bunch of his best ones. And that I instantly recognized a ton that **were** in here as classics.
"My little sister is playing, the monitor and the controller is off" I say this all of the time in a thousand different configurations such as "my blind little brother is playing and the monitor is the controller and it's dead"
The Rocket League video is a gem of quotes. Everything about the IKON shit was unironically iconic. Also overly exaggerating Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin more than it already is.
The sheer rage he unlocked in that woman by saying “pizza butt”
It's the evil cackle drowning out her threats for me
I say this shit all the time when I see a pizza hut
Woman actually started cursing like crazy and he only says “butt” 🤣
@@gaspartiznado6418 benson level reaction
Stupid azz
"Nope, you're nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye". I unironically said it once while arguing someone and they were genuinely stunned lol
timestamp pls?
It's not in this video, it's just my favourite quote from him
My cousin says this all the fucking time whenever we get into a debate lmao
@@Rochon_ its in part one or two of game critics i believe, dont quote me
@@emc-em4ut two
It’s physically impossible for me to say “masterpiece” correctly anymore
simulating the Big Bang every time I close my lips to make the P in MasterPiece to have that nice popping sound
Wow you just made me realize I do the same thing.
MASTAAAAAAAPIECCCCEEE BABYYYYYYYY
masta
peece
"May-sta-peace"
I say "FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN!" extremely frequently, my friends have no idea what it's from but they've started saying it too because I say it SO much just out of habit
same 😭
yup
I say it at least once every two days, it’s a serious problem
I have an entire friend group that will just break out into Dunkey-isms. It's incredibly wonderful and cursed
Honestly same
I say “Yeah, he’s sitting there.” like 20 times a day.
I'm a tradie and I say it at work all the time.
"Is the vacuum in here?"
>the vacuum isn't here
"Yeah... he's sittin there"
my husband says this one and I genuinely forgot it was a Dunkey quote.
I say that to any animal that’s just sittin there
It's amazing how many situations in life naturally call for "he's sitting there" to be quoted. I just can't help myself
I never 100% understood that joke and it's considered one of his best quotes, could someone explain to me what I'm missing?
6:09 the guy casually knowing it's dunkey and then using a dunkey joke on him causing dunkey to just panic and go "uh oooh"
I worked at a GameStop while he was making these videos in the same state as him, I was always hoping it would be Dunkey when the phone rang haha
”Fuck you spida man” is something you can never unhear and whenever you see goblin it’ll be ringing in your ears.
YES
Its so funny😂
Years after I first encountered that phrase I still say it on a regular basis and I cant helo but say it when I see the gablin.
bro he didn't put in the "FUCK YOU SPIDA MAN AND THE BOAT YOU ROWED ON" funny as hell
*Green Hulk
A key missing one is “thank you dark souls” i say it every time i get frustrated with a game even if it’s not dark souls
The gamer version of "thanks Obama"
Same
I always say thanks Bethesda or thanks EA
I say "thank you bloodborne"
Yes I literally say this one the most of all of these
I unironically say some of these so much that I forgot they were Dunkey quotes
fax
A similar thing happened with Shakespeare, and that's where like half of all modern phrases come from.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth dunkey is the modern shakesphere confirmed
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth whoa you on to something my dude
Arrrrr you kidding me? 🏴☠️
as someone who works at a pizza place the “where’s my pizza I just ordered like two seconds ago?!!?” Is just how customers actually are
I’ve been in customer service for like 6 years, everything he was saying as a joke was stuff customers would say in earnest and would try to get you fired for
7:18 Dominoes will get it done it 2 seconds
Where's my pizza man?!?
Where's my pizza man.
hey man give me pizza!
"How can i get the beeg yoshi"
"Is he a stuffed animal"
"Ye-yeah i mean, hes sittin there"
Has consistently made me laugh uncontrollably everytime ive heard it for years
Can you explain this joke. Is it like he's full or something.
@@frostthealbino he just sittin there
@@beardfish_4 This is not helpful at all.
@@frostthealbinoyeah, I mean, he's sittin there
@@frostthealbinois just that “yeah he’s sitting there” is an absolutely nonsensical answer to the question
I love the sheer genius of dunkey using a soundboard of himself, to make people think that it's someone impersonating him, when it's actually him
Mastapiece
And then put them on his actual video to rub salt in the wound that they wasted their only chance of meeting him.
“You don’t know how to work………………………….. a pizza?”
anyone who’s worked in service or retail felt that hard
"Just send me another one idk what's wrong with this one"
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how to work this thing.
Aw man when people don't laugh at my jokes I go "LAAAAAUUUUGH", it gets them every time
My brother's done this on purpose when I've had mouthwash in my mouth.
@@TheNinja94a huh, weird. I’ve done this to my brother when he’s had mouthwash in his mouth. Gets him evvvvvery time
Not irl right? Right?
1:00
@@Jiub_SN lots of little children in this comment section they all say these things irl on a daily basis
I can’t see anything related to Knack without immediately thinking “YEAAA KNACK BAYBEEEEEEE”
Same! I've heard it so much that I unironically think knack 2 is the best game ever!
when do you see anything knack related
@@ToasterBrain51702 fair enough
HERE COMES THE MONEY
HERRRE CCOMES TTE MONEYYYYYY!!!!!!
(dont buy tthe logittech g910, I thinkk you ccan see why I hatte itt)
too many people forget about Harry Potter and the Fucking Wizard. underrated gem.
Waiting for the Switch port.
Not quite as good as Hogan’s Castle but nonetheless a great game
Unironically a stupidly good game. And it's a licensed game on the gameboy color.
In Dunk Souls 3, I think, he says "The bigger they are, the bigger they fall." Which I would say constantly if I wasn't already saying "You big bitch" all the time.
You big brute
that's Cho'Graph, definitely my favourite of his to quote from
The one from that video for me is “the plunging attack is the most reliable move in the GAAAME.”
One of my faves is from the Elden Ring video "You know what they say, the bigger they are," [gets killed in one hit] "the more damage they do"
That phone call where Dunkey gets recognized makes me feel such glee. Its not the first time either, its happened like twice as far as I know.
Which video is it from?
@@tunahank83 Big Yoshi iirc
The actors Don Cheadle, Peter Dinklage, and Jack Nicholson are Dunkey refrences. Every time I see them I'm like "Oh yeah the dunkey characters"
Which, in reality, is dunkey's sense of humor that he adopted from the smash hit video game, Gex
That's like when I did kickflips off a hooker at Drew Carrey's house
Will Smith is definitely an honorable mention for a dunkey character
@@Soar-long Yeah, but he's not as consistent as the others, IMHO.
@@franki1990only because after he stole all of dinkeys subs that time he stopped making his world famous dunk tank show about Will Smith as the genie in aladdin
This is like playing bingo at Jack Nicholson’s house.
2:15 "i hope shes not too upset with me" and the immediate "shes pissed" absolutely kills me
There's a slight exhale from the pizza guys nose after he says hello in his dunkitron mama meea pizzariea suprise voice acting which is kinda funny
I love dinosaur island so much, its replaced Australia in my vocabulary
I always say dinosaur island, or as non-natives call it "Australia"
what about 'straylia
I once used "go big mode" unironically without thinking and got confused reactions. How do more people not understand these masterpieces???
I use it all the time. Especially when my friends start getting mad
Are they stupid?
I call it big mode when I need to get serious during a video game, in honor of papa dunk
Hey ghost go biiig go biiiiiiiiiiiiig, go big mode, go beeeeeeeeeeeg
I still vividly remember sitting on ICT class computers with my best friend. Both of us completely losing it laughing at ‘threeeeeeeeeee beeaaaaannnsssss pleaaaaaassseee’ - still peak comedy to this day
i can't stop laughing my ass off😭
4:35
I remeber sitting in high school study hall back in 2014. It was dead silent in this large lecture hall style classroom with more than 40 kids and one teacher. I was watching a dunkey video on my phone and it was so stupid it made me laugh so hard that I started crying and it felt like my lungs were collapsing under my ribs. I thought I was gonna die. Everyone was giving me the weirdest looks and I was laughing so hard that the teacher kicked me out of the classroom. I'll never forget the look on those kids faces. They all thought I was insane. It was the dunkey "draw my horse" video. The guy is an internet legend and I'll always love him
God dammit I have to go back and watch that I remember it absolutely killing me!!!
🎶 It’s good to be out on a HORSE 🎶
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out on a horse
They were looking at you weird because you were watching RUclips during class you dunkle
THE SPIN-A-ROO TAIL
The shock he had from the one call where they addressed him by name
i need to know more about that call i swear
"Uh oooohhh"
The equivalent of your dog standing up on their hind legs, saying in perfect English "No one will ever believe you" and then immediately going back to standing normally.
Uh ohhhh.@@Soulraven2735
I think I realistically say “bumfuck, New Mexico” at least once a week
As someone who lived in NM... accurate.
also Shitston, Ohio (from no video today)
@@seassandThat's just ABQ lmaooo
@@keisukehewaijima3247 facts
The prank calls are so quotable, use them daily especially “you know”
dunkey's got jerma levels of i can't believe this is a real person
dunkey is jerma but actually good and funny
@@CraftyCarrot Both. both are good.
@@CraftyCarrotand real
Jerma’s 100x better than Dunkey
@@concerningindividual629 Reddit meme reference, totally upvoted, kind stranger.
The guy who recognised Dunkey on a prank call and went "Maybe I have spaghetti and meatballs if you ask nicely" is a fking legend.
One of my favourite Dunky quotes has to be "my boy, you make these too easy." in regards to a Mario Maker level, whilst repeatedly failing and raging.
Game grumps? More like game CHUMPS
"I love this level, Rainbow Street" gets me every time
“Fuck u Spida man” and “classic” which isnt in this video, are the one I use the most
For "fuck u spida man" is in 2:55
My brother and I say "classic" a lot
I can't stop saying CLASSIC
is "classic" a dunkey quote though? that's just one word. what video does he use that?
@@rainor771the rappers video game collection video
harry potter and the fucking wizard has made me laugh consistently for like six years atp
holy shit it's Ro Ramdin
Dunkey struggling to understand the concept of how pizza works gets me every single time
My favorite quote is still
“Hey Sargent dude, I heard you were gay??”
*“Yeah”*
The best Dunkey quotes are the ones where: if you tried to explain why they're funny to the average human, they'd look at you like you were schizophrenic
My favorite quote is "KEEP SAYING IT"
that's also my wife's and her boyfriend's favorite dunkey quote
do people actually believe that lol
6:35 one of my favorite quotes isn't even from dunkey. " No no no". Its perfect and i still use it when talking to myself
"Fuck you spidah-man" is an unfortunate quote to have pop up in your head randomly
I have to hold myself back from randomly saying it out loud in public sometimes.
"Whoops! An accident!" is now something i'm going to have to try to NOT say during actual emergencies
that one guy recognizing dunk doing a prank call instantaneously is a legend
“ oh no.. “
I still say "yeah... he's just sittin there"
"you know me... This is the meat- the meat man."
I die every time.
"it's an rpg boys, story doesn't matter!"
it's all about the action baby
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's been walking around for years making different versions of the Paul Benis/Paul crenis joke
if that shit aint the funniest shit ever made you the worst guy ever made
“You don’t know how to work…………….pizza?”
I knew I couldn't be the only one. I quote so many of these regularly it's scary. The fact that many other people do too is cathartic
I regularly tell people that “Goblins are real”
3 beans please.
It’s insane how often one is able to appropriately incorporate “BULLET..,,. BITCH!” Into daily conversation
CHICKEN….. STAND!!!
Hahahahahahah
I've been jokingly calling Shigeru Miyamoto "Nintendo Myamoto" for years now and recently Dunkey called Shigeru Miyamoto "Nintendo Miyamoto" and I feel like I have now lost this joke forever its a Dunkey joke now.
10:54 omg this had me rolling, it's just so stupid i can't even handle it i love him so much
9:10 the 90s TV bit gets me every fucking time
"WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HIDEO KOJIMA?" is my personal favorite.
"Fuck you spiderman" is a daily for me
Every day I pray that dunkey will call my Pizza Hut and I’ll be there to answer
You should quit your job it'd be funny
I literally say "and I betta get it too" at least once every other day
My commonly quoted line is “TTTTINGLE KILL!!!!”
Dunkey is the most consistently funny person I've ever known. I don't even get sad watching his old videos like "man I've watched this guys videos for over 11 years now", because they're still fucking hilarious, and I'm just happy they exist.
“This is me… this is the meat man” has been in my vernacular since the original video dropped.
13:00 he ate that high note
"DA SMALLEST DOG SHOOTS DA BIGGEST GUN"
I don't even remember what the original line is.
All I remember was that they were making fun of how 1 of the characters in valorant talks.
Personal fav of mine:
“I DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT GODDAMN SHIT IS MAN FUCK! Try asking the chicken.”
Which video is this from?
@@jessquiatchon2204Dreams on PS4
@@jessquiatchon2204its from one of his dreams videos
Thank you for including "Chicken... STAND! AHAHA" I think about that shit way too often and i love it 0:50
Love the bit where the dude answering the phone knew it was Dunkey and the “Uh-oh” got me real good like 😌😌😌 im sure that made the dude’s year 😌😌
Kanye's dad disliking kids is probably the greatest stab in the dark ever
*whispers* "I hate star wars"
I love how pretty much all of his "The History of Gaming" video is in there because its just that good... a mastapeece if you will
“Until one day, he fell in love, with a Gay Rattlesnake”
10:18 This is where Big Mode started
I’ve seen enough. That’s where I draw the line. C’mon Master Chief, let’s get the f*** out of here.
I couldn’t stop saying goblins are real for the entirety of June 2022
I always thought of making my own Dunkey quotes video after seeing this, but this one is just so perfect.
I'll always say "this reminds me of the time I beat Sky in Smash" when in a moment of victory
this video needs a sequel, dunkey contributes too much to my day to day vocabulary one video does not simply suffice. You have to have the classic "Lance, what are you doing sitting in this chair of all places? Man! I thought this was Outback Stake house!" or who can forget the time he smashed his most prized Lego possession while shouting "MY DREAM!" absolute must have classic, dunkey is truly a gift that keeps on giving
I quote “Fuck you Spider-Man” almost daily and I forgot that Dunkey is where I got it from.
8:32 that was so good how he delivered the lines
The way you cut these clips off for comedic effect, don't show too much of each video so I can binge these videos after, and keep sections containing the same video apart is great. Makes the sixteen minutes well-paced.
My favorite dunkey kareoke quote is "TWO...MINUTES...TO MIIIDNIIIIGHT TO KILL...THE BABY ON THE MOOOOOOON!!"
5:58 this is one of my favorite dunkey moments ever
One of the ones I love is "time for my comeback time" from his MK8 video, i say it every time Im losing and about to do some dumb shit, but honestly I quote so many dunkey things and my friends do too that the quotes have mixed and matched and just merged with other things that I can barely identify what comes from dunkey anymore
Literally every line from Petters on the Low.
"I have no taste, man I like Kazam!"
"We goin' ocean?"
EVERY line????
@@ToasterBrain51702 I think he says the N-word twice in it? I don't recall if anyone actually had a problem with it or if he took it down preemptively.
Either way, you are nitpicking and biased.
"I dont know how to eat it" the Delivery on that line is fantastic
I think I have quoted the “damn, I already told that boy, I tell you what” from “worst game yet” so many times that it isn’t even a quote anymore. It’s just part of my vocabulary.
i constantly talk about "Wild Wild Smiff" from the game dev simulator video, to the dismay of everyone around me. i love it so much i made a custom jean jacket with Will Sniff on the back
It’s crazy how many iconic videos Dunkey has that you can make a compilation like this without even including a bunch of his best ones. And that I instantly recognized a ton that **were** in here as classics.
Woah… Is that a crab with a top hat and monocle?! That’s where I draw the line… cmon Master Chief, lets get the FUCK outta here.
Added to "self help" playlist
how do i watch it
at this point my vocabulary is honestly more dunk than human.
"My little sister is playing, the monitor and the controller is off" I say this all of the time in a thousand different configurations such as "my blind little brother is playing and the monitor is the controller and it's dead"
There are actually some dunkey catch phrases that i just remember out of nowhere in my day by day
"I subscribe with TWO accounts, I make you double tha money!" is legit one of my favorite quotes and it's not even said by the Dunkman himself.
The Rocket League video is a gem of quotes. Everything about the IKON shit was unironically iconic.
Also overly exaggerating Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin more than it already is.
Calling a pizza place and your order being "you know me" is the stupidest thing I have ever heard but I'm here for it.
“Yeah..he’s sitting there..”
And I better get it too
GO BIG MODE.
2:15 Still kills me every time
I never realized that Dunkey is actually toning it down recently.
1:01 omg his screaming caught me offguard lmao
ITS ME IM HIS MUDDER!
I love a good "out of context" compilation thats actually compiled with care is consistently funny. Good stuff!