I Hired PRO Bass Teachers and Pretended to be a BEGINNER...

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Davie504
    @Davie504  5 лет назад +51561

    teach me how to *S L A P P*

  • @laaaarwood
    @laaaarwood 5 лет назад +56204

    That first teacher might just be the nicest sweetest person who ever lived

    • @Gangstnate
      @Gangstnate 5 лет назад +6387

      He's my bass teacher, and actually...he is lol

    • @doofart6736
      @doofart6736 5 лет назад +821

      @@Gangstnate BRUH

    • @grimhasty3597
      @grimhasty3597 5 лет назад +2146

      I don't even play bass, but I would just so I could hire that guy

    • @w33dn0se3
      @w33dn0se3 5 лет назад +307

      @@Gangstnate *OMG!*

    • @alfonsocerlev1699
      @alfonsocerlev1699 5 лет назад +144

      Pardon?

  • @augustcelineiii946
    @augustcelineiii946 5 лет назад +20916

    The first guy is so wholesome. He's probably used to teaching kids.

    • @s1d299
      @s1d299 5 лет назад +338

      I hope you've identified the correct verb. >.>

    • @DanielPerez-lr3di
      @DanielPerez-lr3di 5 лет назад +115

      @@s1d299 awesome or handsome

    • @VezzyPoP
      @VezzyPoP 5 лет назад +201

      I mean he does think his a nub, so I think his just trying his best

    • @hobohamster1808
      @hobohamster1808 5 лет назад +162

      He knew who he was off the bat lol

    • @r2r322
      @r2r322 5 лет назад +166

      Was going to say this. He knew tje whole time and it was so cute.

  • @dannythejester
    @dannythejester 5 лет назад +26610

    First guy is so encouraging, wholesome, nice, he's the Bob Ross of bass

    • @hafo908
      @hafo908 5 лет назад +365

      the bob ross of bass is victor wooten

    • @lifeuncovered6188
      @lifeuncovered6188 5 лет назад +66

      Hell ya

    • @midihc
      @midihc 5 лет назад +227

      i heard he's been playing bass for 420 days

    • @shuyi26
      @shuyi26 5 лет назад +130

      Bob Bass

    • @kankaruinku4820
      @kankaruinku4820 5 лет назад +52

      @@shuyi26 Bob Boss

  • @Silentassassins229
    @Silentassassins229 4 года назад +3195

    That first guy is a legend. Here’s three reasons why.
    1. He’s a super nice and chill teacher.
    2. He can play really well.
    3. He has the same Lefay bass with D tuners as Charles Berthoud, which is really expensive.

  • @yumu5460
    @yumu5460 5 лет назад +4842

    That one teacher in the beginning was so wholesome.

    • @ffwrude
      @ffwrude 5 лет назад +75

      or high

    • @CactusforceX
      @CactusforceX 5 лет назад +71

      Wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome wholesome

    • @di4mnd409
      @di4mnd409 5 лет назад +184

      he probably knew that “this guy” was davie504 so he was just laughing at the idea that davie was trying to troll him

    • @minhtihd5418
      @minhtihd5418 5 лет назад +96

      He’s so cute and friendly

    • @Aaennon
      @Aaennon 5 лет назад +52

      I love him, he seems so nice

  • @kehaar3641
    @kehaar3641 5 лет назад +2768

    "Are you right-handed or left-handed?"
    "I don't know"
    "Right on"

  • @amango8873
    @amango8873 4 года назад +4316

    Teacher: how long have you been playing
    Davie: 69 days
    Teacher: nah you gotta be more
    Davie: fine 70 days

  • @mayhemmouse5060
    @mayhemmouse5060 5 лет назад +2508

    "How long have you been playing?"
    "69 days"
    "No longer than that"
    "Alright...7 0 D A Y S"

    • @d.5688
      @d.5688 5 лет назад +2

      Mayhem Mouse 😂😂

    • @georgerodriguez6294
      @georgerodriguez6294 4 года назад +17

      Teacher: so how long have you been making videos
      Davie: what do you mean
      Teacher: davie ?
      Davie: OMG how did you know it was me

  • @scottjoplin.1429
    @scottjoplin.1429 4 года назад +4834

    Piano player: plays piano
    Davie: “S L A P P”
    Piano player: *punches piano*

  • @marjooy3144
    @marjooy3144 4 года назад +2104

    The best thing is that 96% of the people instantly recognized him

    • @lyniebrown2575
      @lyniebrown2575 4 года назад +51

      Put the percentage the other way round 😏

    • @TRBNMGK
      @TRBNMGK 4 года назад +171

      @@lyniebrown2575
      %96
      You asked for it

    • @lyniebrown2575
      @lyniebrown2575 4 года назад +12

      TRBNMGK / Gabriel 😂

    • @flumfabliau
      @flumfabliau 4 года назад +18

      TRBNMGK / Gabriel literal humour is best humour

    • @RayenHagguiUS
      @RayenHagguiUS 4 года назад +5

      69%

  • @hudsonzengen2575
    @hudsonzengen2575 3 года назад +938

    I love how this guy isn’t faking to be a noob, but he’s literally giving the teacher free money

  • @sesamenoel1510
    @sesamenoel1510 4 года назад +2390

    Bass teacher: alright, we’re gonna start off with something real simp-
    Davie: *t e a c h s l a p*

    • @tiffxiez
      @tiffxiez 4 года назад +5

      First reply
      *epico*

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 4 года назад +1

      I was going to slapp like on your comment, but 609 is too EPIC.

    • @OlafVonBarto
      @OlafVonBarto 4 года назад +1

      I just had to like your comment to make it 666. You're welcome.

    • @fwgod
      @fwgod 4 года назад

      Thanks for the lesson

    • @ImKent
      @ImKent 4 года назад +1

      Simp

  • @neparizzy
    @neparizzy 4 года назад +3383

    First guy is so wholesome, earth needs more people like him.

  • @dota2mozart949
    @dota2mozart949 5 лет назад +1891

    Teacher: "What kind of music do you like?"
    Davie: *B A S S*

  • @NoahGrace44
    @NoahGrace44 4 года назад +993

    Davie504: Pretending to be a noob
    Me: Pretending to be a pro

  • @Brixxter
    @Brixxter 5 лет назад +4723

    It's admirable how serious he stays about this the whole time, dead inside

    • @luchts4547
      @luchts4547 5 лет назад +114

      or he just edits out all the smiling and laughing

    • @xx_joyful_xx6822
      @xx_joyful_xx6822 5 лет назад +48

      "Are you making a video rn?" David: *N O*

    • @sherrybeibsofficial7830
      @sherrybeibsofficial7830 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @logawinner
      @logawinner 5 лет назад +9

      No look at his eyes, he is smiling. But the braces he had messed it up a bit, same for me right now.

    • @Brixxter
      @Brixxter 5 лет назад +21

      He did laugh in a lot of his videos and edited it out, he showed some of those clips today. Also wtf is going on with the like count on my comment

  • @Cize17
    @Cize17 5 лет назад +3489

    “I’ve been playing for 69 days now”
    *Fiver guy* Okay really now
    Okay...70 days

    • @OsuKanade
      @OsuKanade 5 лет назад +53

      Missed opportunity to say 420 days

  • @ashtongroening1234
    @ashtongroening1234 5 лет назад +1513

    “I already know I look like an egg, don’t tell me.”
    Best quote ever.

  • @juliannasreddin5226
    @juliannasreddin5226 3 года назад +281

    "I'm not me, I mean I'm not Davie."
    Lol that line got me.

  • @ikedude79
    @ikedude79 5 лет назад +1818

    Davie504: puts on glasses
    He is now Davie2020

  • @Faafelue
    @Faafelue 4 года назад +999

    The enthusiasm and kindness of the first teacher just made my day. He seems so sweet as a teacher and as a person, his eyes are full of excitement as he watches Davie while he's playing!

  • @sazalamel4749
    @sazalamel4749 5 лет назад +2847

    Davie: I go undercover and pretend to be a beginner.
    Literally everyone: Hi Davie!

    • @ajirizawa5743
      @ajirizawa5743 4 года назад +20

      "hi davie,you're making video right now?"lol

    • @morbhainwilks4237
      @morbhainwilks4237 4 года назад +6

      @Badger BadgerBadger Or Kylo Ren undercover at starkiller base

    • @Mar.Escobar24
      @Mar.Escobar24 4 года назад +3

      @@ajirizawa5743 Davie504 making a video: no

  • @ezrimata4540
    @ezrimata4540 3 года назад +189

    I laughed so hard as the smile on the woman who said “20 years” faded away

    • @dattodude
      @dattodude 2 года назад +2

      When he said checkmate, i laughed even more.

  • @mobidiksremix
    @mobidiksremix 5 лет назад +5440

    I feel bad about all this people trying to teach him basics.

    • @16661toby
      @16661toby 5 лет назад +480

      I was thinking the same thing but at least they all got paid and didn't have to give a real lesson.

    • @filipziembikiewicz5068
      @filipziembikiewicz5068 5 лет назад +211

      BASSics

    • @mobidiksremix
      @mobidiksremix 5 лет назад +21

      @@16661toby yeah, i have been thinking the same way

    • @sinisterinspace
      @sinisterinspace 5 лет назад +53

      I'm kinda cringing and I hate it

    • @pavelk.2176
      @pavelk.2176 5 лет назад +5

      *bass* ics you mean

  • @georgeismyson7998
    @georgeismyson7998 5 лет назад +1356

    The first guy seemed like a really nice guy. I really have faith in humanity.

  • @playerunknown7211
    @playerunknown7211 4 года назад +3419

    "You wanna be like him?"
    "Yes"
    "Its gonna take like 20 years"
    Davie504:

    • @bloodrawn
      @bloodrawn 4 года назад +17

      Technonblade reference

    • @nissanghimire9139
      @nissanghimire9139 4 года назад +6

      dreamela ma dude knows the pig lord

    • @bloodrawn
      @bloodrawn 4 года назад +3

      @@nissanghimire9139 yes yes ofc :3

    • @gilbertgunawan7743
      @gilbertgunawan7743 4 года назад +24

      Davie 504:*slaps* lol it only took me 5 more sec

    • @delores3083
      @delores3083 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA she’s funny

  • @masatoeaton3154
    @masatoeaton3154 4 года назад +141

    the first teacher is so nice and wholesome we need more people like him.

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 3 года назад +6

      That's simply the result of a friendly musician using copious amounts of marijuana.

  • @charlesluikart1799
    @charlesluikart1799 5 лет назад +971

    "Are you left handed or right handed?"
    "I don't know"
    (His responses are so perfect)

  • @alifibrahim2954
    @alifibrahim2954 4 года назад +2285

    Teacher: Are you left handed or right handed
    Davie: *yes*

  • @francoalbanogiuliani5481
    @francoalbanogiuliani5481 5 лет назад +1175

    Fake Davie cant hurt you he doesnt exist
    Fake Davie:

  • @teddy984
    @teddy984 3 года назад +462

    “You wanna Play like him? You gonna need 20 years!”
    Davie : you thought.

    • @rambutan3655
      @rambutan3655 3 года назад +25

      You can hear she swallow her words after that.

    • @ahmadbelial9778
      @ahmadbelial9778 3 года назад +28

      Who says that to a student wtf

    • @kevaniceday
      @kevaniceday 3 года назад +26

      @@ahmadbelial9778 A realist. It could really take someone that long to become as good as Davie is, so why would you lie to your student and make it more likely for them to quit after a few years because they're not god tier bassists yet like they thought they would be?

    • @TonnoNinja
      @TonnoNinja 3 года назад +3

      @@kevaniceday Maybe the student you have is more talented than you, but no one know it

    • @michaelsills8038
      @michaelsills8038 3 года назад +5

      To be fair she’s not wrong 😅

  • @peace30980
    @peace30980 4 года назад +2006

    Teacher : Other than youtube, what kind of music do u like?
    Davie504 : B A S S
    Teacher : *N O I C E*

  • @inthesparklingsky
    @inthesparklingsky 4 года назад +2800

    Teacher: You’ll be able to play like Davie504 in 20 years.
    Davie: slaps an epic solo on his bass.
    Teacher: I don’t wanna do this anymore.

  • @LaxBboys
    @LaxBboys 5 лет назад +1236

    The first guy is awesome. Would love a musician teacher like him

    • @aggm106_6
      @aggm106_6 4 года назад +1

      I just wanted to mention that you have 1.1k likes 🙂

  • @davidvisitsearth897
    @davidvisitsearth897 3 года назад +25

    Me and other guitar teacher friends used to joke about going to guitar lessons with a left handed guitar and it would be believable that you couldn't play. Then ask to try their guitar and shred it. So awesome to see something like this in real life. You are the best you tuber of all time.

  • @juandalg4907
    @juandalg4907 4 года назад +3622

    Teacher: So how long have you been playing?
    Davie: 69 days
    Teacher: Longer than that
    Davie: Alright 70 days 😂

    • @powahfulgameplayer
      @powahfulgameplayer 4 года назад +47

      How to get more likes:
      Step 1 - Remove the emoji

    • @powahfulgameplayer
      @powahfulgameplayer 4 года назад +38

      Step 2 - Do a huge mistake
      Step 4 - *E P I C C O*
      Step 0.5 - *S L A P P P LIKE NOW*

    • @Iqbal1808
      @Iqbal1808 4 года назад +3

      Powahful GamePlayer “remove the emoji”
      What an epic roast

    • @CatsInDungarees
      @CatsInDungarees 4 года назад

      I've realized that if you repeat a joke you get loads of likes.

    • @powahfulgameplayer
      @powahfulgameplayer 4 года назад

      @@CatsInDungarees As long as it is not always the same reader.

  • @jassagao694
    @jassagao694 5 лет назад +738

    The first teacher is so happy, I feel like I wanna be his friendd

    • @randomow7927
      @randomow7927 5 лет назад +10

      Me too. I want him to be my best friend. I think he will make me happy when I have a bad day. Hope he sees this

    • @giorgiopais1115
      @giorgiopais1115 5 лет назад +2

      He is also using the same Lefay bass used by CharlesBerthoud 😁

  • @umarrr8411
    @umarrr8411 3 года назад +81

    6:41 you literally checkmated her 😂😂😂😂 can't stop laughing

  • @danskates8607
    @danskates8607 5 лет назад +2316

    that first guy is literally a musical bob ross

  • @spookybow4391
    @spookybow4391 5 лет назад +551

    His deadpan humor combined with his accent is a powerful combination.
    “Um, are you left-handed or right-handed?”
    “i dun no”

  • @brauliopedraza6783
    @brauliopedraza6783 5 лет назад +1279

    He's just hoping we forgot he was going to shave his hair off.

    • @maeros-2554
      @maeros-2554 5 лет назад +19

      Quite the contrary actually... he's trying to get used to the wig...

    • @kung1063
      @kung1063 5 лет назад +3

      That's why he's using a wig.

    • @LukeSky0
      @LukeSky0 5 лет назад

      no

    • @jama211
      @jama211 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah that actually legit disappointed me, I thought for sure Davie of all people wouldn't just post that and not go through with it, it's kinda sad actually.

    • @TheBukoStudio
      @TheBukoStudio 3 года назад

      Davie bald bassist. XD

  • @shayanss17
    @shayanss17 4 года назад +87

    Dude: your making a video right now?
    Davie: NO.

  • @luciferspasta
    @luciferspasta 5 лет назад +1194

    Guy playing the piano:
    Davie: please S L A P P
    Piano guy: druejwhd

    • @robertosalinas5712
      @robertosalinas5712 5 лет назад +5

      EPIC

    • @tomdixon1468
      @tomdixon1468 5 лет назад +3

      Should’ve put in just piano notes for the piano s l a p

    • @luciferspasta
      @luciferspasta 5 лет назад +1

      tomdixon14 thought about it but decided that attempting to make the sound with letters was funnier

    • @DevilGun
      @DevilGun 5 лет назад +4

      That's all I could do. I slapped my piano. 👍 CHECKMATE

    • @nawi1199
      @nawi1199 5 лет назад

      LMFAOAOAOAOO

  • @aojet
    @aojet 4 года назад +1757

    Guy: "Are you for real? Are you Davie504?" Davie: "No, I am not me. **panik** "I mean..."

  • @jaredn7663
    @jaredn7663 5 лет назад +472

    Can we talk about how wholesome and kind that first guy was

    • @cedo987
      @cedo987 5 лет назад +9

      Why not? He's such a fun guy

    • @orbita1
      @orbita1 5 лет назад +19

      He was a good sport. I'd love to have him as a teacher.

    • @joualavedra1208
      @joualavedra1208 5 лет назад +2

      I thought he was high

    • @raghavkrishnan5018
      @raghavkrishnan5018 5 лет назад +1

      @@joualavedra1208 well you thought wrong

    • @joualavedra1208
      @joualavedra1208 5 лет назад

      @@raghavkrishnan5018 how do you know?

  • @kaizengaming1768
    @kaizengaming1768 4 года назад +86

    the first teacher is more happy in that only session
    than i have been in my life 😂😂

  • @msmonsho
    @msmonsho 5 лет назад +772

    0:54
    Teacher: "R U right handed or left handed?"
    Davie: " I D O N T K N O W"

    • @ali-be7zh
      @ali-be7zh 5 лет назад

      r u left handed or right handed?*

    • @Biellien
      @Biellien 5 лет назад +1

      @@ali-be7zh *I D U N. F U K I N G. K N O W*

    • @vadimg2991
      @vadimg2991 5 лет назад

      @@Biellien And only one said that he is holding bass upside-down instead of asking about use of left or right hand

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 5 лет назад

      E P I C O

    • @itsJoe905
      @itsJoe905 5 лет назад

      420 likes! *OMG*

  • @JonathanJesusBB
    @JonathanJesusBB 5 лет назад +4191

    Davie: "Pls slapp"
    Guy in the piano: "Dies"

  • @joelneilconde7694
    @joelneilconde7694 5 лет назад +1043

    4:52
    "Are you legit? Are you for real Davie504?"
    Davie: No I'm not me 😂

  • @oldmylu934
    @oldmylu934 4 года назад +34

    "I already know i look like an egg, don't tell me"

  • @J.J.J.J.J.J.J
    @J.J.J.J.J.J.J 5 лет назад +581

    Guy: "Are you Davie504?"
    Davie: "No, I am not me."

  • @joanwinter6525
    @joanwinter6525 4 года назад +807

    That first teacher. I want him to teach me, he's so nice.

  • @armandoleonelli6636
    @armandoleonelli6636 5 лет назад +950

    The second one was thiking: "Am I teaching him or is he teaching me?!"?

    • @jhonloccck3684
      @jhonloccck3684 5 лет назад +7

      Non so perché ma mi puzzi di italiano😂😂

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 5 лет назад +5

      actually all of them did.

    • @johnnyd4827
      @johnnyd4827 5 лет назад +1

      @@jhonloccck3684 ma che bel nomeeee che hai

    • @Mar.Escobar24
      @Mar.Escobar24 4 года назад

      He was such a douche 😂 instead of just getting hyped and realizing Davie’s a dope bass player he got his ego crushed and decided to peace out 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @yael2632
    @yael2632 4 года назад +6

    The first teacher is the nicest person I have ever seen and is too good for this world

  • @uKaigo
    @uKaigo 5 лет назад +724

    "That's gonna take 20 years maybe"
    Davie: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

    • @Zomik02
      @Zomik02 5 лет назад +40

      Honestly, that was such a huge compliment to Davie and his god slapp skills

    • @uKaigo
      @uKaigo 5 лет назад +1

      @@Zomik02 ya

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm 5 лет назад +8

      Davie: "Time flies when you're slapping."

    • @wings8956
      @wings8956 5 лет назад +1

      Kaigo no it’ll take 69 years

    • @compucocina5567
      @compucocina5567 5 лет назад +17

      @@Zomik02 Yes, that's true. But saying to a student that they will need 20 years to reach a goal it's probably the worst you can do as a teacher. You can encourage them better at the beginning to make a them improve faster. The comment she made it's most likely capable of making most people quit...

  • @goopy7978
    @goopy7978 5 лет назад +1028

    “Are you left or right handed?”
    *”I don’t know”*

    • @mzmadmike
      @mzmadmike 5 лет назад +19

      Legit question. I have a left dominance but play instruments, and shoot, right handed, but do archery left handed. Eating knife right handed, utility knife left handed. There are baseball players who bat one way and pitch another.

    • @headspace7372
      @headspace7372 5 лет назад +3

      @@mzmadmike I started off playing the guit- *cough* six string bass as right handers do, but switched after a few weeks since I couldn't keep any rhythm with my right hand. However, usually only lefties have this inconsistency, while right-handers do everything the same way. I have my eating knife in the left hand when I am buttering my bread, but it's in my right hand when I use it together with a fork ;-)

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 5 лет назад +1

      @@headspace7372 As it should be! I shoot right because I'm right eye dominant and there is no good reason to shoot cross-body to squeeze the trigger with my left hand. I play guitar right-handed because I "believe" the more dexterous hand should be doing the more complicated task of fretting. It's been a year and it's working, so I guess it's fine! Everything else, though, there's masterca..I mean my left hand.

    • @woodenwood8022
      @woodenwood8022 5 лет назад

      Im left ganded and i cant play GUITARRRRR

    • @jeremiaslarrocca147
      @jeremiaslarrocca147 5 лет назад

      @@mzmadmike yeah, me too, i m left handed for writing and right handed for playing guitar or playing basketball

  • @XxBABYITALYxX
    @XxBABYITALYxX 5 лет назад +649

    “How long have you been playing with yourself”
    Dave: “69 days”

  • @nadzy.13
    @nadzy.13 4 года назад +20

    Am I the only one who automatically laughs when the first teacher laughs? It's so cute and contagious ^V^

  • @teddyf9438
    @teddyf9438 5 лет назад +366

    "you want to play like him?" yes "ok you're gonna need 20 years haha"

    • @1046310463
      @1046310463 5 лет назад +6

      hahahahah

    • @ItsJoeHut
      @ItsJoeHut 5 лет назад +16

      Well, she wasn't wrong

    • @levihh8381
      @levihh8381 5 лет назад

      Maybe a hundred years dude hahahaha,

    • @paolopeti5182
      @paolopeti5182 5 лет назад

      @@levihh8381 why? I don't know anything about bass he is really good? I follow him only because he his from my city in Italy sas

    • @Reapy108
      @Reapy108 5 лет назад

      @@paolopeti5182 Check out his videos. A lot of subscribers and other Pros challenged him and he could play it all. Right now there is nothing Davie cant play. IDK about 20 years but he's easily one of the best.

  • @dvysku
    @dvysku 5 лет назад +699

    Everyone: are u Davie504?
    Davie504: No, I am not me.

  • @gamerpl4995
    @gamerpl4995 5 лет назад +526

    Davie: Please, slap.
    The guy: *smashes piano.

  • @vihaanpatel667
    @vihaanpatel667 3 года назад +19

    6:54 the look on her face is priceless

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad 5 лет назад +263

    Dude with the afro is the nicest guy ever

  • @nedtheproducer5777
    @nedtheproducer5777 5 лет назад +1682

    “teach me how to slap”
    “alright”
    (plays smoke on the water)

  • @Gabutgemink
    @Gabutgemink 5 лет назад +1160

    "I already know i look like an egg, don't tell me"
    -egg

  • @heyyou3834
    @heyyou3834 4 года назад +21

    that lady on the last part shes like "this guy is such a noob" davie slaps bass she wa like "WOT"

  • @sesclaytpoop8525
    @sesclaytpoop8525 5 лет назад +442

    "My favourite bass player is called PewDiePie"
    "K"

  • @bun2738
    @bun2738 4 года назад +1191

    “you are slapping with your left hand. so you are left handed”
    davie: *CHECKMATE*

  • @roigilad5604
    @roigilad5604 4 года назад +1386

    I liked how when two italians lock eyes they acknowledged each other as italians rather than as musicians.

    • @hechopolvo5041
      @hechopolvo5041 4 года назад +11

      You can see in Omegle: "You both speak the same language"

    • @normanselva7034
      @normanselva7034 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @aureeel
      @aureeel 4 года назад +2

      @@normanselva7034 3:39

    • @YRLCarlos
      @YRLCarlos 4 года назад +1

      Stand users are inevitably drawn together

  • @QuickZ_
    @QuickZ_ 3 года назад +10

    "we are going to need another 20 years"
    Epic educational skills

  • @__grimmkind__
    @__grimmkind__ 5 лет назад +704

    "Are you Davie?"
    "No, i'm not me."
    Lol

    • @tyer6486
      @tyer6486 5 лет назад +2

      YuriThePlayer 69 likes don’t ruin it

    • @tyer6486
      @tyer6486 5 лет назад +1

      And yes I was the 69th like

    • @raidedsalt7110
      @raidedsalt7110 5 лет назад +1

      Sneak 100

    • @issacpood
      @issacpood 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @Davie504
      @Davie504  5 лет назад +57

      epic fail lmao

  • @aidandixon6028
    @aidandixon6028 5 лет назад +565

    "No I'm not me"
    Well, atleast he's better at lying than me

    • @luckyluke4276
      @luckyluke4276 5 лет назад

      Aidan Dixon lol 😂

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 5 лет назад

      Can I have an example of you bad lies ?

    • @aidandixon6028
      @aidandixon6028 5 лет назад

      @@Dean123123100 "Well, atleast he's better at lying than me"

  • @darleyduranarciniegas9956
    @darleyduranarciniegas9956 4 года назад +1768

    6:41
    teacher: we going to need 20 years
    davie: N O

    • @farhan7789
      @farhan7789 4 года назад +36

      BAAS Karen owned

    • @Yuel_YT
      @Yuel_YT 4 года назад +30

      The last teacher I feel is kinda rude

    • @mahrlx
      @mahrlx 4 года назад +27

      She got checkmated so bad 😳😳

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 4 года назад +20

      @@Yuel_YT There is a way to tell someone that they have unrealistic targets. This is definitely not that. Her face when she got owned was priceless.

    • @stargazernana
      @stargazernana 4 года назад +1

      Best part lol

  • @thejh6572
    @thejh6572 3 года назад +13

    The best teacher: the one who slapped real hand 👏.lol

  • @Erin_Pisces
    @Erin_Pisces 5 лет назад +756

    "sup davie"
    "are you making video right now?"
    the chillest dude in the world has been found.

  • @kaze6978
    @kaze6978 4 года назад +2029

    "I'm not Me"
    -Davie504 2019

  • @MrSwag1014
    @MrSwag1014 5 лет назад +1512

    Davie -“Teach me how to slap”
    50 year old Asian man - starts playing Why Georgia

    • @lelukilipe
      @lelukilipe 5 лет назад +6

      Lmaooooooo

    • @tanasirobert9157
      @tanasirobert9157 5 лет назад +2

      Zion Porter i have no idea what why georgia is but for some reason this made me laugh

    • @tanasirobert9157
      @tanasirobert9157 5 лет назад

      @Deafaultboii i know i just mean i don't know the song

    • @dare_he_is
      @dare_he_is 5 лет назад

      @@tanasirobert9157 listen to that song then homie..

    • @edwena4417
      @edwena4417 5 лет назад

      but john mayer :)))

  • @exportgaming7658
    @exportgaming7658 4 года назад +226

    How to respect people
    U.K.: *kiss hands*
    U.S.: *shake hands*
    Davie: *S L A P P*

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 4 года назад +1

      👋👋

    • @n1sazz
      @n1sazz 3 года назад +1

      ...in the uk....we do not....kiss hands...?

    • @lordemerites1335
      @lordemerites1335 3 года назад

      @@n1sazz Then what y'all do?

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 3 года назад

      @@lordemerites1335 shake hands

    • @lordemerites1335
      @lordemerites1335 3 года назад

      @@wellifailed392 No!I know you all kiss hands to respect others

  • @AAAAAA-tv9wg
    @AAAAAA-tv9wg 5 лет назад +247

    I love how he's just flexin' on the teachers

  • @hongarrae
    @hongarrae 4 года назад +1533

    THE FIRST TEACHER IS AN ANGEL I LOVE THEM 😭😭

  • @mayssm
    @mayssm 5 лет назад +2039

    "My favorite bass player is called PewDiePie."

  • @willwailes9298
    @willwailes9298 4 года назад +3

    The first teacher IS super chill. It seems like he really did to try to teach you to *S L A P P* in a way you don't normally. This video is also a brilliant concept. Not only did you kindly troll people, you also tried to grow from it. That's epic.

  • @trippjones8661
    @trippjones8661 5 лет назад +675

    Davie: teach me how to slapppppppp like Davie
    Teacher: you’ll need 20 years

    • @clairvoyantmole8668
      @clairvoyantmole8668 5 лет назад +4

      2 more likes and your comments will have 69 likes. Epic.

    • @is0helzzz
      @is0helzzz 5 лет назад +2

      69 likes nice 👌

    • @Ryan-pk5pt
      @Ryan-pk5pt 5 лет назад +2

      More like 69 days

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 5 лет назад

      More like 20 seconds lol

  • @renatoberistain8216
    @renatoberistain8216 5 лет назад +659

    Teacher: we’re gonna need 20 years
    Davie: laughs in Italian

    • @dang5874
      @dang5874 5 лет назад +23

      Laughs in BASS.*
      Laughing My Bass Off (LMBaO)

    • @AleixHuedo
      @AleixHuedo 5 лет назад +2

      Smiles in Italian*

    • @fyrich
      @fyrich 5 лет назад +6

      italian laugh reveal in 20kk subs

    • @Himlichkun
      @Himlichkun 5 лет назад +1

      laughs in slapp* what are you all talking about

    • @fiorito7829
      @fiorito7829 5 лет назад +2

      I like how he just slapped the smile from her face

  • @Scented_Shadow
    @Scented_Shadow 5 лет назад +3462

    Really sad that he has to wear a wig now that he shaved himself bald...

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 5 лет назад +74

      I wonder if he wore a wig over his wig.

    • @vlad_ponos5693
      @vlad_ponos5693 5 лет назад +18

      69 likes. It deserves 420 likes!

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 5 лет назад +6

      Ηe is a legend

    • @jimppajamppa2563
      @jimppajamppa2563 5 лет назад +8

      He§ didn[

    • @Bu55k1ll
      @Bu55k1ll 5 лет назад +1

      @@jimppajamppa2563 are you being sarcastic or no?

  • @aubrey_with_a_d
    @aubrey_with_a_d 3 года назад +13

    "Now I'm sure no one will discover who I really am."
    *superman intensifies*

  • @lordboogus1145
    @lordboogus1145 4 года назад +1172

    “Why you so cute?” Top 10 questions science still can’t answer..

  • @burntpizzacomicsofficial9498
    @burntpizzacomicsofficial9498 4 года назад +635

    Teacher: it’s going to take 20 years
    David: you mean 20 milliseconds?

  • @fijipretty7868
    @fijipretty7868 5 лет назад +690

    This entire video is just him flexing on the teachers lmao

  • @emperorturtlez481
    @emperorturtlez481 3 года назад +4

    i love how the last teacher started laughing at you for wanting to play like yourself.

  • @niel13807
    @niel13807 4 года назад +3125

    if Davie sucks at something, it would be at disguising himself

    • @cryingcat8797
      @cryingcat8797 4 года назад +4

      his disguise reminds me of aizen from bleach

    • @naagonyt4267
      @naagonyt4267 4 года назад +2

      I am the guy who gave the 1000th like

    • @deadlux3940
      @deadlux3940 4 года назад +1

      Why u profile picture roboco?

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 4 года назад +3

      Indeed, he didn’t even bother disguising his voice...

    • @ummmjustsayin
      @ummmjustsayin 4 года назад +1

      That is true 🤣

  • @1337_fl0w
    @1337_fl0w 5 лет назад +235

    teacher: Are you left handed or right handed?
    not Davie504: *I D O N ' T K N O W*

  • @aprilacosta6166
    @aprilacosta6166 5 лет назад +2601

    nobody:
    Davie: t e a c h m e h o w t o s l a p

  • @iamfun5838
    @iamfun5838 3 года назад +6

    I love how he went "This is not slap,pfft"😂❤️❤️

  • @acieldee1188
    @acieldee1188 5 лет назад +383

    The first guy is so kind
    I wanna give him a thousand dollars

  • @MetalHev
    @MetalHev 4 года назад +833

    Lol the first guy trying his hardest not to fanboy like a teenager

  • @geetarislife2843
    @geetarislife2843 5 лет назад +422

    Davie: 69 days
    First Teacher: longer than that
    Davie: alright 70 days

    • @TeMana
      @TeMana 5 лет назад +1

      I was gonna like, but it's at 420

    • @TeMana
      @TeMana 5 лет назад

      @@nikolasdamien not EPICO

  • @muddybubble3292
    @muddybubble3292 Год назад +1

    3:11
    That guy is my brother's friend. His name is Tristan. He has lost half his weight since this video and is very successful.

  • @hening2212
    @hening2212 4 года назад +1062

    Davie: Please slap
    *That random pianist: gently smash hands on piano*