THE PALEST SHADE - Fenty Beauty Pro Filt'r Review | John Maclean

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Hello Everyone
    I decided to produce a Brand and Product Focus Film focusing on the application and wear of two products from the recently released Fenty Beauty Cosmetics Brand.
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    Website - www.johnmaclean...
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    All Products are listed bellow you may find out moreAnd shop for the products within this film using the applicable links:
    FENTY BEAUTY PRODUCTS
    Fenty Beauty - Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation Shade 100
    Fenty Beauty - Match Stix Shimmer Skinstick Shade Confetti
    BASE
    Embryolisse - Lait Creme Concentre
    Fenty Beauty - Match Stix Shimmer Skinstick Shade Confetti
    Fenty Beauty - Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation Shade 100
    Kat Von D - Lock It Creme Concealer Shade Light 1 Neutral
    EYES
    Kryolan - Dermacolor Creme Concealer Shade D40
    MAC - Powder Eyeshadow Shade Concrete
    TOOLS
    MAC - 130 Brush
    MAC - 263 Brush
    Space.NK - Found Brush
    Wayne Goss - 02 Brush
    Zoeva - 102 Silk Finish Brush
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    Fenty Beauty Pale Foundation
    Fenty Beauty Palest Foundation
    Fenty Beauty Paler Foundation
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    Film Produced By John Maclean

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @taco_mermaid_saga4848
    @taco_mermaid_saga4848 6 лет назад +1690

    Compared to “popular” beauty gurus, John is a breath of fresh air

    • @RandomVideos-wv5zq
      @RandomVideos-wv5zq 6 лет назад +4

      Taco_mermaid_ saga honestly.

    • @janelle009
      @janelle009 6 лет назад +6

      Taco_mermaid_ saga Absolutely! I just found him today and am so happy I did!!

    • @Dogday5267.
      @Dogday5267. 6 лет назад

      FACTS!!! 😘

  • @roisin1159
    @roisin1159 6 лет назад +2892

    10% of the comments are actually about the product
    90% of the comments are about his mesmerising hypnotic voice

    • @-butterfish3058
      @-butterfish3058 6 лет назад +16

      More like 1% and 99%

    • @xlillyisgonex8891
      @xlillyisgonex8891 6 лет назад

      IsThisNameTaken? 666 likes 0-0 I’ll save you

    • @MissAfricanAmerican99
      @MissAfricanAmerican99 6 лет назад

      Factz

    • @nierohsplaylist
      @nierohsplaylist 6 лет назад +2

      Reminds me of Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire. Haha
      Unattractive to say the least.

    • @trishtran4348
      @trishtran4348 5 лет назад +1

      IsThisNameTaken? I haven’t seen one comment bout the foundation or match stick lol. I’m still looking

  • @Mathuyius
    @Mathuyius 5 лет назад +5378

    *SHAKESPEARE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

    • @V-2512
      @V-2512 4 года назад +25

      And Lady Macbeth is quacking.

    • @ees3155
      @ees3155 3 года назад +3

      @@V-2512 quAcKiNG

  • @dannydevitoes4046
    @dannydevitoes4046 5 лет назад +9702

    Most beauty gurus: oMg ItS so PReTtY, sO CUte iM DyINg, It’S so PrETty!
    John: The shade reminds me of a crimson similar to that of which I once knew in childhood, almost like a turkish delight with a side of cherries on a warm summer’s eve.

  • @robyn109
    @robyn109 6 лет назад +4208

    a beauty guru with an expanded vocabulary is so refreshing

    • @rosediamond4132
      @rosediamond4132 6 лет назад +89

      Its because he's not American xD

    • @siddhi990
      @siddhi990 6 лет назад +71

      oMg so pIgMenTed

    • @leakydiapers
      @leakydiapers 6 лет назад +75

      Donna Nicole um i was in england and they talk just like americans but with an accent. john is just educated it has nothing to do with his nationality.

    • @cc-co3gk
      @cc-co3gk 6 лет назад +11

      george clooney from your dreams As someone from London I wholeheartedly agree with this.

    • @robyn109
      @robyn109 6 лет назад

      Jennism ^^^

  • @amarijade48
    @amarijade48 7 лет назад +4142

    He spoke and I was NOT READY

    • @lavendervelvet3674
      @lavendervelvet3674 7 лет назад +129

      amarijade48 GIRL SAME

    • @Rachel2000
      @Rachel2000 7 лет назад +62

      im dying

    • @viveeberry
      @viveeberry 7 лет назад +8

      😂

    • @YasminGoncalves1998
      @YasminGoncalves1998 7 лет назад +125

      I WAS SO THROWN OFF OMG I CLICKED ON THIS VID THINKING IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE BC I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION & WOW

    • @cassandrakennedy149
      @cassandrakennedy149 7 лет назад +77

      Yasmin Goncalves I wasn't paying attention to the name just the picture, I was surprised!

  • @mialeht5603
    @mialeht5603 7 лет назад +5034

    At first I was kinda weirded out by his aura and voice, but after a couple minutes I can really appreciate his thorough review and excellent vocabulary

    • @Paputsza
      @Paputsza 7 лет назад +62

      MiaLeht john was just really close to the camera at the beginning so it felt like a floating head.

    • @superaura9
      @superaura9 7 лет назад +190

      yea...in the beginning I was kinda scared and it shocked me when he's voice was so dark 'cause I was convinced that he was a girl xD

    • @PapaRoachie
      @PapaRoachie 7 лет назад +4

      MiaLeht SAME

    • @moslypig
      @moslypig 7 лет назад +33

      Please look at his hashtags in his description bar 😂

    • @mialeht5603
      @mialeht5603 7 лет назад +3

      Malinda B omg hahaha

  • @saraixchicken
    @saraixchicken 5 лет назад +4557

    This is how I imagine royalty during the 1400’s

    • @pantyhatgirl7568
      @pantyhatgirl7568 5 лет назад +63

      Literally how I imagine Mary queen of scots

    • @salma-be1bw
      @salma-be1bw 4 года назад +42

      Well he was born in 2100 bc

    • @arwengarraway9143
      @arwengarraway9143 4 года назад +14

      Me realising that I have his vocabulary but not the accent and I'm too lazy

    • @jfkwkfk8867
      @jfkwkfk8867 4 года назад +1

      @@salma-be1bw sksksksakdaüdsasdfagfsdf

    • @emilyslicer2843
      @emilyslicer2843 3 года назад +3

      Queen Elizabeth I making sure shes snatched for her portrait

  • @sadietaylorsversion13
    @sadietaylorsversion13 5 лет назад +8841

    He speaks in 24 karat gold calligraphy

    • @itnanurhaliza1571
      @itnanurhaliza1571 5 лет назад +13

      Hahahaa

    • @alisongrace4334
      @alisongrace4334 4 года назад +23

      Beautiful voice.

    • @nieyana9442
      @nieyana9442 4 года назад +38

      Not gold but diamond

    • @zhao5041
      @zhao5041 4 года назад +23

      Wait he speaks in gold, Roasts people in diamond and royal we in jewels!😆

    • @carolincheco7711
      @carolincheco7711 3 года назад +1

      Why is he so beautiful and elegant :0
      I just wanna stare at him

  • @tygerbee
    @tygerbee 6 лет назад +6640

    if this voice said lose weight, I would

    • @CaydenZo
      @CaydenZo 6 лет назад +80

      tygerbee bitch!! Lmao!! this killed me!

    • @Damiencan12
      @Damiencan12 6 лет назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂same

    • @eliseakveen6733
      @eliseakveen6733 6 лет назад +78

      Now i'm imagining him saying that to me and now i feel really relaxed and motivated to do so. Wow

    • @lilianlilly9404
      @lilianlilly9404 6 лет назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @maysunekhan175
      @maysunekhan175 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao!!!!!!
      Yaaaaas bitch!!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @busycrying
    @busycrying 6 лет назад +3370

    Me, with two brain cells: video
    John, a true intellectual: *filum*

    • @flopbob5747
      @flopbob5747 6 лет назад +29

      Grace Tang this honestly made me laugh so much

    • @busycrying
      @busycrying 6 лет назад +7

      IAmAHeathen omg I was so surprised by all the likes!! I’m glad you’re amused~

    • @missplasticpony
      @missplasticpony 6 лет назад +15

      It's written film , and pronounced film , only Scots pronounce it different

    • @Mama_Mia84
      @Mama_Mia84 6 лет назад +1

      @@missplasticpony We actually pronounce it filum aswel

    • @beerur1122
      @beerur1122 6 лет назад +2

      i hate you.. i'd consulted the dictionary for that "filum"... DAMN! 🤦🏻‍♂️🙊

  • @liv9139
    @liv9139 5 лет назад +2769

    My wig has been the most satisfactorily removed. My jaw is ever so slightly detached

    • @eduardaarrais
      @eduardaarrais 4 года назад +89

      I hope for your jaw to heal, my fair mate

    • @gentlestormwyatt
      @gentlestormwyatt 4 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @doubletroublegrays
      @doubletroublegrays 4 года назад +26

      My dear, I hope your jaw manages to lift back into place after watching these magnificent filums of his.

    • @shysensei2348
      @shysensei2348 4 года назад

      @@doubletroublegrays *filums

    • @doubletroublegrays
      @doubletroublegrays 4 года назад

      @@shysensei2348 What?

  • @lethargicbianca
    @lethargicbianca 7 лет назад +14639

    i am getting vampire vibes oh my lord how did i end up here and why am i enjoying it this much??

    • @lauramoser4701
      @lauramoser4701 7 лет назад +74

      Bianca Robles right ....?????? I'm glued

    • @idoru__
      @idoru__ 7 лет назад +104

      IKR GUUUURL i thought i was alone getting those vampire vibes

    • @habasharabiansara3540
      @habasharabiansara3540 7 лет назад +25

      Bianca Robles but then her voice is mesmerizing!!

    • @bjones2600
      @bjones2600 7 лет назад +53

      Morticia Addams was my first thought lol! Especially with the really graceful, enunciated speaking. It's fascinating.. 😂😍

    • @ChoSimba1
      @ChoSimba1 7 лет назад

      same

  • @zooy500
    @zooy500 6 лет назад +845

    it's like 18th century speech reviewing modern products I'm in love omg

    • @richyml3168
      @richyml3168 6 лет назад +1

      Kaitlynn Allen he said lavatory

    • @gravityonthewall
      @gravityonthewall 6 лет назад

      Richy Yess i thought that it was lab not lav.. then maybe lav..??? PEOPLE STILL USE THAT WORD LIKE WHAT

    • @princesskiara7814
      @princesskiara7814 6 лет назад

      Kaitlynn Allen ikr

  • @missespotatoheadz996
    @missespotatoheadz996 5 лет назад +3831

    “Trends are designed for the anxious”

  • @jayla8188
    @jayla8188 5 лет назад +4985

    Me: oH cOoL iT mAkEs My SkIn ShInY!1!
    John: "As you can see, it just adds the most ethereal essence to my skin"

  • @plumbobboy9883
    @plumbobboy9883 6 лет назад +5732

    Me: I have some rihanna songs in my playlist
    John: I have very many of her records within my archive.

    • @gmailgmail4183
      @gmailgmail4183 5 лет назад +25

      i

    • @russyraiwalui5851
      @russyraiwalui5851 5 лет назад +115

      *a multitude of her records😉😁

    • @ouchmyvagooter7078
      @ouchmyvagooter7078 5 лет назад +130

      Plumbob Boy *vast array of musical compositions

    • @pearlob9552
      @pearlob9552 5 лет назад +5

      @@ouchmyvagooter7078 my God damn 😂😂😂

    • @sbhrrymlk
      @sbhrrymlk 5 лет назад +16

      @@ouchmyvagooter7078 literally found my wig in the depths of the pacific ocean hNng

  • @skevola
    @skevola 7 лет назад +2132

    "Trends are for the anxious"... greatest quote ever!

    • @WavingFan
      @WavingFan 7 лет назад +10

      skevola What do you think he meant by that? I didn't fully understand.

    • @skevola
      @skevola 7 лет назад +69

      To give you and example: sometimes a makeup product will get all hyped up, and many will *desperately* seek to buy it immediately, almost in a *compulsive* manner; only to discard it almost as immediately , as a newer, trendier one appears. This used to happen to me when I was young...and *anxious*. Now that I'm older and more centered, I don't get caught up in the hype anymore.

    • @magtasticness
      @magtasticness 7 лет назад +1

      skevola agreed.

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 7 лет назад

      Yessss I loved this

    • @MissAdamLambert888
      @MissAdamLambert888 7 лет назад

      literally the best quote I heard all day, YES !

  • @oya0ya
    @oya0ya 6 лет назад +3852

    John speaks so articulately that the auto captions for english are actually working for once

  • @ninska1851
    @ninska1851 5 лет назад +9545

    I thought this was a woman but I found something better: an androgynous cultured and inmortal being

    • @YourGirl_Nancyy
      @YourGirl_Nancyy 5 лет назад +99

      Trinidad Leone THIS was my exact thought😂💯

    • @meo_meow3556
      @meo_meow3556 5 лет назад +216

      She's so pretty i thought andddddd i heard his voice..... Ooofff Elves prince.....

    • @brianacherry776
      @brianacherry776 5 лет назад +9

      Exactly

    • @daydreamera8558
      @daydreamera8558 5 лет назад +55

      wait until Jeffree Sees this comment

    • @kiki29073
      @kiki29073 5 лет назад +54

      @@meo_meow3556 Yes! That's what John reminds me of. An Elvish Prince.

  • @Heisienburg
    @Heisienburg 5 лет назад +2575

    *my wig has been ever so slightly removed off*

    • @kalacs32
      @kalacs32 5 лет назад +106

      How unfortunate it is that I must inform you that "remove off" is, in fact, incorrect.

    • @Seiferboi
      @Seiferboi 5 лет назад +3

      What does that mean? I keep seeing similar comments throughout the videos I watch and I have no idea what it means.

    • @thatonemomfriend6714
      @thatonemomfriend6714 5 лет назад +23

      @@Seiferboi it's because John is very eloquent, so it became some kind of "meme". Not to make fun of him of course, I think they're complimenting him. So yeah... That's kinda it🙃

    • @yes-ri7ek
      @yes-ri7ek 5 лет назад

      @Inis Kojeli I quite agree to the comment where you replied to the comment of someones comment that a person has written on the 23 of april 2019 my time on the platform www.youtube.com on the RUclips-Channel underneath the filum owned and created by the Lord, the saviour, marvelous John Maclean.

    • @brittl5778
      @brittl5778 5 лет назад +20

      I do beg your pardon, but I do believe the word you’re looking for is peruke; not this word “wig”

  • @MellDotxo
    @MellDotxo 6 лет назад +564

    I LEGITIMATELY think you’re not human and you’re a mythical creature that lives forever. So elegant.

  • @glittergrasshopper1144
    @glittergrasshopper1144 6 лет назад +1499

    I'm convinced you're someone's original fictional character. "This is my OC, John, he looks like the most androgynous being in existence, has pale, porcelain skin, light blue eyes, long, silky hair, and speaks like a demon of pride/lust. He's also a vampire"

    • @tinycatking3718
      @tinycatking3718 6 лет назад +4

      Glitter Grasshopper Gurl I see you everywhere 😂 From RPDR vids to here

    • @blackmamba4877
      @blackmamba4877 6 лет назад

      Omg yes

    • @vannahcontreras
      @vannahcontreras 6 лет назад +1

      Glitter Grasshopper for reals

    • @itsnotaphasemom2536
      @itsnotaphasemom2536 6 лет назад +15

      So basically like every original character I ever created

    • @AndyQuezadilla
      @AndyQuezadilla 6 лет назад +2

      Omg ur kinda cute gimme ur Instagram or Twitter djdbdnfjf

  • @mimimishima
    @mimimishima 5 лет назад +2081

    I think if black cats become human they would be John McLean

  • @jennifergonzalez7359
    @jennifergonzalez7359 6 лет назад +1950

    I feel like a peasant watching this

  • @ruthiebmnf7711
    @ruthiebmnf7711 7 лет назад +1925

    RUclips has conditioned me to prepare for high pitched introductions so much so that your deep and soothing voice scared me. Great video

  • @hirojyukken
    @hirojyukken 6 лет назад +478

    “Trends are designed for the anxious” omg preach sis

  • @shannont5049
    @shannont5049 5 лет назад +486

    Within the first minute I realized that we don’t deserve this individual.

    • @threexladi
      @threexladi 4 года назад +4

      I felt like a dockside violet seller.

  • @horses4555
    @horses4555 7 лет назад +13731

    My vocabulary is nothing compared to yours. I bow to you.

  • @Sammy-hi5vj
    @Sammy-hi5vj 6 лет назад +1257

    I love how nobody is hating in the comments I love it just like how I love this video

    • @timadel663
      @timadel663 6 лет назад +24

      On the other hand. Try watching laura's apology comment section. It is a disaster. Hahaha

    • @caramel7783
      @caramel7783 6 лет назад +14

      All the good vibes for our queen

    • @lilpetty5375
      @lilpetty5375 5 лет назад +1

      Why would any one hate tho...

    • @khush352
      @khush352 5 лет назад

      such a queen right

    • @kpoptrash4085
      @kpoptrash4085 5 лет назад

      Ew is he a guy?

  • @charlotteforman6530
    @charlotteforman6530 6 лет назад +3057

    i’m not even kidding, john should consider reading for audiobooks.

    • @manalmechmach3013
      @manalmechmach3013 6 лет назад +25

      That was exactly the first thought I had when I heard his voice

    • @marmars-_-
      @marmars-_- 6 лет назад +29

      i would sell my soul for every single book too

    • @jenny5995
      @jenny5995 6 лет назад +5

      Absolutely agree.

    • @joss4778
      @joss4778 6 лет назад +1

      i will vore myself JUST for that to happen

    • @abbypfeifer5131
      @abbypfeifer5131 6 лет назад +11

      charlotte forman he could read my organic chemistry textbook to me and I’d memorize every word out of his mouth 😂😂

  • @hikaeggyolk2759
    @hikaeggyolk2759 5 лет назад +9172

    i will pay for you to insult me

    • @amieton9937
      @amieton9937 5 лет назад +334

      Banana Peel the best insult I could think of is;
      “Your such a lower middle class peasant, you could never handle my glowing presence with your dusty drugstore make up and dollar tree quality skin.”
      I would add more but I’m to late to reply to this anyway 😢

    • @missescalloway
      @missescalloway 5 лет назад +16

      How much you talking????

    • @amieton9937
      @amieton9937 5 лет назад +55

      missescalloway
      I mean, I could write the whole Declaration of Independence

    • @someonesometwosomethree
      @someonesometwosomethree 5 лет назад +13

      @@amieton9937 You're*

    • @jesieminiecarias6507
      @jesieminiecarias6507 4 года назад +3

      😂😂

  • @ejae4063
    @ejae4063 6 лет назад +1375

    You could literally murder someone then confess that murder to interrogators who would still find your voice beautiful

    • @flowerzmay
      @flowerzmay 6 лет назад +30

      thats how he gets away with stealing blood occasionally ;-)

    • @roseee4240
      @roseee4240 6 лет назад +4

      ..out of all the things you could have said 😭

  • @hxcAMBERhxc
    @hxcAMBERhxc 7 лет назад +2527

    I don't wear makeup, and I have no idea why this video was suggested by YT, but you are amazingly majestic.

    • @hxcAMBERhxc
      @hxcAMBERhxc 7 лет назад +31

      I've never used Tumblr, so I have no idea what that means.

    • @annahalleigh6492
      @annahalleigh6492 7 лет назад +5

      love the positivity

    • @vlvchii
      @vlvchii 7 лет назад +1

      I came here from the young Turks is that who you mean by YT because I was wondering the same thing lol.

    • @hxcAMBERhxc
      @hxcAMBERhxc 7 лет назад +2

      hahaha No no, my bad. I just meant RUclips :D Not a fan of TYT at all.

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 7 лет назад

      Amber Ridgdill not your bad at all. That dude was just dumb

  • @OverUnderwhelmed
    @OverUnderwhelmed 6 лет назад +946

    "Trends are designed for the anxious" TRUTH BOMBS

  • @go3119
    @go3119 5 лет назад +335

    He so eloquent and articulate. It’s like having a wholesome meal compared to the junk food served on RUclips.

  • @MarinLay
    @MarinLay 6 лет назад +6189

    Me before John: I’m pale af...
    Me after John: I’m quite of the belief that I’m of the very fairest of skin tones..

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 6 лет назад +287

      Ms DarkstaR yes, John seems to have that effect on people. I will be making life goal to be articulate in a higher measure now.

    • @tinalove4324
      @tinalove4324 5 лет назад +25

      saw this when he said "fairest of skintones" or something lol

    • @citizenerased7746
      @citizenerased7746 4 года назад +2

      Ms DarkstaR - 😂😂

    • @gemini.4067
      @gemini.4067 4 года назад +15

      I so pale...

    • @unicornfart7706
      @unicornfart7706 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

  • @donbaneado
    @donbaneado 6 лет назад +2610

    Wig: lost
    Grades: Up
    Skin: clear
    Life: fixed

  • @715koolgirl
    @715koolgirl 7 лет назад +1956

    I'm getting like Victorian era vampire vibes....I like it.

    • @nooramisya3364
      @nooramisya3364 7 лет назад +13

      DDADDS

    • @eduarda3dudah
      @eduarda3dudah 7 лет назад +19

      OH MY GOD YES
      it literally reminds me of daddy dating....

    • @h.s6840
      @h.s6840 7 лет назад +26

      Hannah Renee ITS DAMIEN IN REAL LIFE!!! ❤️~😂

    • @jayhudspeth1521
      @jayhudspeth1521 7 лет назад +1

      Hannah Renee YES!!!

    • @mihanni2214
      @mihanni2214 7 лет назад +1

      Jellal Fernandes oMG YES

  • @crystalmagic7293
    @crystalmagic7293 5 лет назад +885

    He definitely could be one of the Volturi in twilight...

  • @Thiccdumpy
    @Thiccdumpy 7 лет назад +5405

    I wish the voice in my head sounded like yours. I can listen to you all day

    • @ChloeNarice
      @ChloeNarice 7 лет назад +101

      Mj's Vision my life would be so much brighter if it sounded like that

    • @rodwilliams7457
      @rodwilliams7457 7 лет назад +30

      Mj's Vision and his voice weirds me out i think im having a panic attack

    • @MsCherade9
      @MsCherade9 7 лет назад +43

      Rod Williams Then stop watching...? What a thing to say about a person, talk about attention seeking!

    • @rodwilliams7457
      @rodwilliams7457 7 лет назад +11

      MsCherade9 that's the thing I can't, its so weird

    • @oasis6137
      @oasis6137 7 лет назад +38

      Rod Williams I agree with you. His voice is that fancy creepy vampire type but it's very interesting to hear!! haha

  • @kaimjjackson5345
    @kaimjjackson5345 6 лет назад +11524

    Literally speaking in *cursive*

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 6 лет назад +7

      Lol😂

    • @domogryffindor8727
      @domogryffindor8727 6 лет назад +3

      KaiMJ Jackson 🤣🤣🤣

    • @winidepuh4868
      @winidepuh4868 6 лет назад +102

      *Calligraphy

    • @marieamericus8074
      @marieamericus8074 6 лет назад +74

      I literally lol when I read your comment. I couldn't agree more!! He has a bedtime story voice. He could probably make a good living doing Audiobooks! I'd definitely listen to him read me a book!!

    • @evesning
      @evesning 6 лет назад +14

      missed opportunity to actually _use cursive_

  • @mi-zi-ni
    @mi-zi-ni 6 лет назад +3495

    His essays must have been top notch in school

    • @loveygerse7402
      @loveygerse7402 6 лет назад +29

      Nikita Michelle Ded ass

    • @homiebob6160
      @homiebob6160 5 лет назад +85

      Lovey Gerse By your use of “ded” you can tell that yours clearly are not.

    • @emmamm3016
      @emmamm3016 5 лет назад +18

      homie bob IM WHEEZING 😂😂💀💀☠️

    • @ILoveYou-ky7pe
      @ILoveYou-ky7pe 5 лет назад +3

      dEd AsS

    • @oliviacarroll8247
      @oliviacarroll8247 5 лет назад +2

      IM FUCKING WEAK dEd AsS

  • @queenreese2503
    @queenreese2503 5 лет назад +1005

    I feel like his beautiful eyes are looking in my soul and calling me a peasant

    • @levyredfox3601
      @levyredfox3601 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @lavender1653
      @lavender1653 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Sabrina-be9cn
      @Sabrina-be9cn 4 года назад +3

      That’s why I didn’t leave the video, I felt too disturbed

    • @edennis3202
      @edennis3202 3 года назад +13

      But in the kindest possible way.

    • @marypelliott
      @marypelliott 3 года назад

      I believe he is was too kind to insult anyone.

  • @bewitchedbylena
    @bewitchedbylena 6 лет назад +443

    Hypnotic y’all. “I took a trip to the lavatory” “shall” “a pale formulation” he’s not of this era and I support that.

  • @GabrielaDeLaVega2905
    @GabrielaDeLaVega2905 6 лет назад +1539

    After being used to the mainstream beauty gurus and their vocabulary reduced to "like"... "so pigmented"... "creamy"... among others, now listening to John is like listening to a queen educating us and trying to rescue us from the illiterate world of the so called "influencers". Also, why I feel like he is staring into my soul?

    • @blondiesque_8237
      @blondiesque_8237 6 лет назад +2

      Gabriela de la Vega and if you listen to other videos of his where he describes blusher in “gradients” , i am further enlightened and i love it! i am sure he is good at art

    • @juniebug4726
      @juniebug4726 5 лет назад +1

      Gabriela de la Vega i think it’s because she’s looking at the camera lens while filming, not at the monitor

  • @jackketchem6210
    @jackketchem6210 6 лет назад +2298

    you kind of remind me of a timeless, friendly vampire that just discovered cameras and mirrors work for them now

    • @racheladdams3365
      @racheladdams3365 6 лет назад +13

      Jack Ketchem LMFAO dead 💀💀💀

    • @milkteamachine
      @milkteamachine 6 лет назад +15

      Honestly I'd love for this to be true lmao

    • @teamdarcy9
      @teamdarcy9 6 лет назад +66

      This is the most adorable description ever lmao

    • @TheLauren3305
      @TheLauren3305 6 лет назад +2

      Jack Ketchem I was thinking the exact same thing! Lol

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 6 лет назад +7

      that's such a sweet description lol i love it

  • @mkay2988
    @mkay2988 5 лет назад +4190

    John is the representation of how Americans think all English people speak.

    • @thepuredrop79
      @thepuredrop79 4 года назад +226

      Plot twist: John's Scottish.

    • @bummie
      @bummie 4 года назад +31

      Comments Guy404 Definitely NOT English.

    • @kats.5958
      @kats.5958 4 года назад +27

      No its not. Literally not at all.

    • @ExotiqBeautii
      @ExotiqBeautii 4 года назад +19

      @Mana G I laughed out loud. I catch myself calling myself that in my head

    • @almadeluz501
      @almadeluz501 4 года назад +37

      I’m American, and I wouldn’t expect English people to have such an eclectic and colorful vocabulary. This human is a beautiful and rare exception 😂

  • @glooby95
    @glooby95 6 лет назад +3699

    Normal person: I have a lot of Rihanna’s songs
    John: *I have many of her records within my archive*

    • @katyscreechowl7482
      @katyscreechowl7482 6 лет назад +28

      Olivia W yassss! 😂😂

    • @issanobodie3258
      @issanobodie3258 6 лет назад +6

      Olivia W lool

    • @ulises9256
      @ulises9256 6 лет назад +29

      A legend lmao

    • @faith1034
      @faith1034 6 лет назад +236

      Don’t forget “I just came back from a trip to the lavatory” lol
      Honestly so elegant and articulate!

    • @JacobSnell1998
      @JacobSnell1998 6 лет назад +49

      With me its just: "I just got out of the shitter"

  • @spongebobcirclepants5734
    @spongebobcirclepants5734 6 лет назад +5190

    *Queen Elizabeth has left the chat*

  • @london2518
    @london2518 6 лет назад +741

    Me: aight man I guess this works for pale people.
    John: This is a formula suited for the very lightest of skin tones

    • @ilyalexevans123
      @ilyalexevans123 6 лет назад +38

      London Hughes Also, the very fairest of skin tones

  • @essimarie1735
    @essimarie1735 5 лет назад +310

    My dog was laying next to me, and when I clicked the video he lifted his head up and started watching with me.

  • @ravioli3257
    @ravioli3257 6 лет назад +462

    A friend sent me this and told me I talk like him. That's the biggest compliment someone could give me.

  • @rickslimez
    @rickslimez 6 лет назад +2447

    It's so sad that people like luara lee are extremely popular for screeching and saying conciller when John is a LITERAL QUEEN.

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 7 лет назад +3747

    You make me want to use the word "refined" WAY more often. It's a good word.

    • @VentraleStar
      @VentraleStar 7 лет назад +5

      Maki-risu One of Walter Pater's favorites. This is probably the first time Pater has been mentioned in a makeup showcase.

    • @ronniefaaosofia1616
      @ronniefaaosofia1616 7 лет назад +24

      It very much appealed to me

    • @Mystearicia
      @Mystearicia 7 лет назад +7

      He gives me Nigella Lawson vibes! The way he speaks is so posh like Nigella does

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 7 лет назад +28

      I
      FEEL
      SO
      CLASSY

    • @itsmeAshley84
      @itsmeAshley84 7 лет назад +9

      Lol RIGHT!!! I hope to be as "refined" when I grow up lol (I'm 33😉)

  • @BetchesInTheOutfield
    @BetchesInTheOutfield 5 лет назад +407

    John... you astound me. The only RUclipsr I’ve ever watched that doesn’t get any negative comments ever 😻 that says something about you

    • @Figgatella
      @Figgatella 4 года назад +1

      Unfortunately, I’ve seen awful things said.😭

    • @maopark
      @maopark 4 года назад +21

      @@Figgatella wait what, really? Bet they're just jealous they can't talk in cursive beautifully

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 года назад +3

      That's because he's a lady.

    • @annaedvardsen4317
      @annaedvardsen4317 3 года назад

      5,9 k dislikes :-( John does not deserve it!

  • @notkaitlyn5368
    @notkaitlyn5368 6 лет назад +1183

    Breath of air so fresh I feel like I’m standing on the alps

  • @WayneGoss
    @WayneGoss 7 лет назад +3917

    I'm sorry for being late into the game but you are absolutely my favourite ... you are just wonderful xx

  • @frutillasparatres
    @frutillasparatres 6 лет назад +526

    That voice makes feel like I'm drinking tea with a British men who own an entire country

  • @LorettaGalvanni
    @LorettaGalvanni 5 лет назад +346

    I don’t
    Know if I am listening to a Shakespeare play, watching interview with the vampire, or tea with queen Elizabeth.... or all of the above 😳

    • @user-bi8uh5fq3q
      @user-bi8uh5fq3q 4 года назад

      EXACTLY !! I AM SO CONFUSED. HIS VOICE SO SEXY & HE GIVING VAMPIRE VIBES

  • @SD-sz3jo
    @SD-sz3jo 7 лет назад +1171

    "i took a trip to the lavatory" hahahah I LOVE HIM

    • @justDarija
      @justDarija 7 лет назад +50

      Selma D i almost cried of laughter when he said it!!!! His vocubalary and accent are so unreal and weird at same time!!😂😂😂😂

    • @pleasebereasonable2644
      @pleasebereasonable2644 7 лет назад

      the British

    • @laurenj3780
      @laurenj3780 7 лет назад +19

      please be Reasonable Im British and we don’t say “the lavatory” so please don’t assume what other countries say.

    • @demi-qs5zc
      @demi-qs5zc 7 лет назад +24

      neve it’s definitely a posh scottish accent lol

    • @ksokso8204
      @ksokso8204 7 лет назад

      demi loves ladies' code sounds like my posh neighbour ( in scotland)

  • @Esandeech2
    @Esandeech2 6 лет назад +189

    A normal, not hyperactive person who is passionate about make up. His voice is also soothing. Subscribed.

  • @mariana2442
    @mariana2442 6 лет назад +4367

    You sound so posh oml I love it

    • @kazoodizzle1238
      @kazoodizzle1238 6 лет назад +12

      Mareeah Tlc omg ur so posh!!1!1!! (Imma leave now bai)

    • @kazoodizzle1238
      @kazoodizzle1238 6 лет назад +1

      trsshcatzz of course i am!☺

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 6 лет назад

      Ikr! He is so posh and polite

  • @mayou874
    @mayou874 5 лет назад +1852

    My brain hurts.
    Im too stupid for this expensive language.

    • @nadya2780
      @nadya2780 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anaramorning7885
      @anaramorning7885 4 года назад +13

      ur username shows

    • @mayou874
      @mayou874 4 года назад +7

      Indeed

    • @anaramorning7885
      @anaramorning7885 4 года назад +5

      @@mayou874 oop you saw this😳😳

    • @mayou874
      @mayou874 4 года назад +11

      @@anaramorning7885 lmao im 24/7 on my phone of course i saw it lol

  • @BocolatePlays
    @BocolatePlays 6 лет назад +1081

    The way you speak reminds me of Bob Ross like, so calming and soothing.

    • @megbubbz
      @megbubbz 6 лет назад +14

      Frisé i was getting Stewie Griffin vibes but now I keep thinking of Bob Ross

    • @BocolatePlays
      @BocolatePlays 6 лет назад +5

      AgustDie Well I guess that's just a happy accident

    • @dojikko7866
      @dojikko7866 6 лет назад

      I like people him and bob the do Asmr so well without know it I like it better then when people try

    • @lulurai3365
      @lulurai3365 6 лет назад

      Frisé Just a happy little accident

    • @clickhere2d1e
      @clickhere2d1e 6 лет назад

      John is the Bob Ross of makeup

  • @nickleforapickle8992
    @nickleforapickle8992 6 лет назад +5168

    i think i gained brain cells watching this

    • @FlOrHM
      @FlOrHM 6 лет назад +167

      My last three brain cells revived

    • @galileaia
      @galileaia 6 лет назад +8

      Destiel and Grethan I know this isn’t relevant to the video but nevertheless I love your profile picture.💕

    • @shelbear5115
      @shelbear5115 6 лет назад +35

      My fried dead ones regained life

    • @itzelramz
      @itzelramz 6 лет назад +2

      You sure did and so did i

    • @YOO44444
      @YOO44444 6 лет назад +1

      The best comment 😂

  • @anaclark93
    @anaclark93 7 лет назад +8906

    The accent + calmness + extensive vocabulary..... giving me "Candy Man" vibes. A scary yet soothing perception. You could kill me and I'd possibly send you a thank you note after my funeral. Weird.

  • @crispinl
    @crispinl 5 лет назад +935

    Me: Well I went to the toilet
    John: I actually just took a trip to the lavatory

    • @Vivi-cq5kx
      @Vivi-cq5kx 4 года назад +5

      Crispin copied

    • @danieldavelindo1212
      @danieldavelindo1212 4 года назад +3

      no, it's nessisarium (lol)

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 3 года назад +1

      “I took the briefest excursion to the lavatory.” That would be even more flowery in terms of language sophistication. Unfortunately I don’t have his BBC accent and sound “‘Merican”; so I cannot pull it off.

  • @michellelee6373
    @michellelee6373 5 лет назад +1420

    this is what cursive would sound like

    • @astha.floydd5929
      @astha.floydd5929 5 лет назад +4

      Michelle Lee 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    • @kashahdeuvon180
      @kashahdeuvon180 4 года назад +1

      Michelle Lee bvfa

  • @marsofficial3798
    @marsofficial3798 5 лет назад +3399

    You can’t tell me that he’s not an immortal elvish prince

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 лет назад +116

      Or loki.....he reminds me of loki very polite.....and articulate with words

    • @marsofficial3798
      @marsofficial3798 5 лет назад +6

      Amber Galway also possible

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 лет назад +24

      @@marsofficial3798 I just want to throw him in giant gold horns and green, black armor

    • @bruhmoment8962
      @bruhmoment8962 5 лет назад +8

      Amber Galway he reminded me of hela when I first saw him

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 лет назад +3

      @@bruhmoment8962 hela? Lokis daughter? 😂😂😂😂😂 that movie she doesn't have black hair and she's half dead. She doesn't look anything like the movie and her real name is Hel. Not hela.

  • @boutainayahya7779
    @boutainayahya7779 6 лет назад +744

    I was shocked by your voice in the first seconds but after. . It's just music to my ears. So soothing

  • @babyedits2004
    @babyedits2004 4 года назад +444

    Everyone else: Hey, I miss you
    John: 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷.

  • @ant-on-tree5760
    @ant-on-tree5760 6 лет назад +7565

    Your vocabulary is amazing

    • @jessicarose7819
      @jessicarose7819 6 лет назад +18

      is it?

    • @liamstz1284
      @liamstz1284 6 лет назад +74

      Jessica Rose yes it is!!

    • @tictacmaybeau6707
      @tictacmaybeau6707 6 лет назад +6

      Jessica Rose coolcool

    • @mariisoverit
      @mariisoverit 6 лет назад +35

      Jessica Rose How can you judge someone's intelligence or capacity through a 3 words response?

    • @jessicarose7819
      @jessicarose7819 6 лет назад +18

      Well I can judge yours, as I think you meant to type CAPABILITY***

  • @ThisabirdLovesCookie
    @ThisabirdLovesCookie 6 лет назад +481

    oh my god when he put that highlighter on his shoulder and collarbone i looked away because HOW COULD I SET MY EYES ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON I FELT SO DIRTY

    • @themoonlight977
      @themoonlight977 6 лет назад +39

      youngjae is a sweetheart I felt slightly uncomfortable because hE’S SO PROPER AND BEAUTIFUL I AM NOT WORTHY

    • @MariaFernandez-ux2yy
      @MariaFernandez-ux2yy 6 лет назад +8

      I legit LOLed

    • @analiacalmejane
      @analiacalmejane 6 лет назад

      Hahaha same 🙈

    • @nualahalpin6119
      @nualahalpin6119 6 лет назад

      Like how Egyptian people weren't allowed to look at their Pharos because they were considered gods on earth and they would be blinded by their beauty and radiance.

  • @simplyamethyst9660
    @simplyamethyst9660 5 лет назад +2249

    This guy could get away with murder as apparently all the victims would say thank you

  • @MollyChristmas
    @MollyChristmas 5 лет назад +698

    I. Can't. Stop. Watching.
    Listening to him talk makes me want to be a better person and wear a corset and some red lipstick.... It's confusing!

    • @TheEclecticEmpath
      @TheEclecticEmpath 5 лет назад +14

      It's a good thing.
      Wear the corset!!!

    • @MollyChristmas
      @MollyChristmas 5 лет назад +10

      @@TheEclecticEmpath honestly I'd love to! I'm a bigger chick, like my donuts lol but still have a smallISH waist and some uptop action. I'd love to see what I looked like in one! And.... I feel that I have shared a little too much and created an odd moment 😆😆

    • @TheEclecticEmpath
      @TheEclecticEmpath 5 лет назад +6

      Wear the corset!!!!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 3 года назад

      Do not struggle. Resistance is futile.

  • @SilverSword6
    @SilverSword6 6 лет назад +241

    The voice, the delicate honest review, the "subscription is optional" I adore all of it.

  • @bangtansbae3985
    @bangtansbae3985 6 лет назад +4184

    The comments are literally gold

  • @CekaDStar
    @CekaDStar 6 лет назад +398

    Even at the end of the video it’s says “subscription is optional” that is so sweet and polite

    • @ecwgct
      @ecwgct 6 лет назад +2

      Ceka D duh cause he’s british

    • @deutschesmaedchen
      @deutschesmaedchen 6 лет назад +4

      Ceka D cause he's a real life makeup artist, not some loserly "youtube beauty guru", so he doesn't need youtube money to survive. He's got a real, actual job. He does this for fun.

  • @lalaunicornio2736
    @lalaunicornio2736 4 года назад +120

    When John looks directly at the camera i feel my soul being seen

  • @nolongerwannadie3025
    @nolongerwannadie3025 6 лет назад +1008

    I can't help but to laugh at imagining such an elegant person sitting in their car, rolling up their windows, and blasting BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!

    • @nolongerwannadie3025
      @nolongerwannadie3025 6 лет назад +5

      Lol right? It's like that one scene form Monsters University 😂

  • @kezia8810
    @kezia8810 6 лет назад +951

    Y’all his voice I’m dying it’s so beautiful

    • @an_107
      @an_107 6 лет назад +2

      Kheiziarh oh i thought she/he was a girl?

    • @whitney3888
      @whitney3888 6 лет назад

      NeeAnouk _ Nope, he is male.

    • @sophiemitchell6576
      @sophiemitchell6576 6 лет назад +3

      The voice is what creeped me out...

    • @annieh.5049
      @annieh.5049 6 лет назад

      Kheiziarh I wasn’t expecting him to say “film” instead of video lol

    • @polaricecaps10
      @polaricecaps10 6 лет назад

      I don't really get it... it sounds Scottish but.. something else at the same time? Where is this guy from?

  • @itzelramz
    @itzelramz 6 лет назад +3373

    Your bone structure... I'm quaking

    • @mrselfdestruct7605
      @mrselfdestruct7605 6 лет назад +116

      My jawline is as sharp as his but I refuse to accept that I share any qualities with John because it's just an insult to him.hes a god among humans

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 6 лет назад +15

      Honorary Tuba lmao mood

    • @thathoneybee7605
      @thathoneybee7605 6 лет назад +16

      At first, I thought the comment said "quacking"...

    • @rynbarrett844
      @rynbarrett844 6 лет назад +2

      @@thathoneybee7605 quack quack

    • @bigtiddyhimbo
      @bigtiddyhimbo 6 лет назад

      Get those Pictish genes going xo

  • @fitz2741
    @fitz2741 5 лет назад +145

    Since my girlfriend showed me this channel I can't stop watching.

  • @adysondrebes469
    @adysondrebes469 5 лет назад +2055

    me: i’m going to rub this moisturizer on my face
    john: i am going to apply this to my face quite liberally

    • @TheClarkChannel
      @TheClarkChannel 5 лет назад +38

      I read this as he was saying it

    • @keridoll30
      @keridoll30 2 года назад +2

      @@TheClarkChannel me too 😅😅

  • @cnamex
    @cnamex 6 лет назад +8840

    You speak like a queen

    • @krhodes02
      @krhodes02 6 лет назад +6

      CNAME right

    • @keelananicole
      @keelananicole 6 лет назад +83

      Hannah A how would you like it someone called you an “it” whatever it might be they have a gender and if you don’t know what it is don’t talk about them at all. Male or Female they’re still a person and if you have a problem with that then why r u on her channel .😤

    • @aaliya5698
      @aaliya5698 6 лет назад +6

      ahaha but which accent is this ??it messing w my head cause it reminds me of something but idk what

    • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
      @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 6 лет назад +129

      Hannah A
      1. He dosent look like he got hit by a bat nor cut by a chinsaw , that is a very rude thing to say about how people look, take a second and think ”Would i like it if people made fun of my face for no reason at all?” You wouldnt so why did you feel like articulating this rude opinion.
      2. He is beautiful , well mannered and shouldnt be called an “it” he isnt Pennywise isnt he.
      3. People are not sensitive for responding to you its rather called having an opinion just like you have the freedom to have one , people also should. Although there is a fine line between having an opinion and actually being offensive. You wouldnt like things like what you are saying to be said to you, why do you like saying it to others then?
      4. Dont seek negative attention on the most popular comments of the video, its rude and embarrassing.
      5. If you think you havent been hit by a bat, might as well put your face in the profile picture than your body. If you hate other peoples faces that shows you don’t appreciate your own.
      6. Learn to love yourself and spread positivity. Everyone can hate and everyone can swear , be a bitch and be hateful. But it takes a lot of educated, logic, wise and intelligent minds to behave the opposite way. Im not hating on you, absolutely not, Im advising you, and people should be accepting of advice rather than defending their offensive so-called “opinions”.

    • @thais2367
      @thais2367 6 лет назад +7

      CNAME it sounded like a vampire to me 😂😂

  • @jesuseugene4612
    @jesuseugene4612 7 лет назад +883

    i would 10/10 by any audiobook that is voiced by you

  • @517alana
    @517alana 5 лет назад +71

    My posture always improves while I'm watching John's films.

  • @itchass7555
    @itchass7555 6 лет назад +265

    You're literally the most elegant person I've ever seen. I'm shook

  • @franslam7398
    @franslam7398 7 лет назад +2936

    What a wonderfully distinguished voice.

    • @naktigone8184
      @naktigone8184 7 лет назад +52

      FranSlam it's fucking creepy

    • @mindylou553
      @mindylou553 7 лет назад +29

      I was getting a Mrs. Doubtfire vibe the entire time.

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 7 лет назад +38

      I felt fancy listening to it

    • @naylani7790
      @naylani7790 6 лет назад +9

      It’s very posh yet pleasant to listen to.

    • @LizTaylorfitnessblondie
      @LizTaylorfitnessblondie 6 лет назад

      Aesthetic is life no it is not. At all.

  • @lilac3600
    @lilac3600 6 лет назад +2254

    “Trends are for the anxious.” - John Maclean

    • @hapyangl82
      @hapyangl82 6 лет назад +42

      T R U L Y I C O N I C

    • @dezgray9285
      @dezgray9285 6 лет назад +53

      I found my senior quote

    • @MintMonarch
      @MintMonarch 6 лет назад +9

      Ashley 3102 now THATS a senior quote

    • @ryuzaki9315
      @ryuzaki9315 5 лет назад +3

      But it’s true 🤷‍♀️🤩

    • @khadijabey7964
      @khadijabey7964 2 года назад

      Try NYX as well in Pale.

  • @payton-day
    @payton-day 4 года назад +151

    Kylie went: 🤚🏻🤚🏽🤚🏾
    fenty said: 🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏿 (and paler)

    • @fwooba5522
      @fwooba5522 3 года назад +26

      fenty: ⚪️🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏿⚫️

  • @miracles423
    @miracles423 6 лет назад +558

    Your voice took my anxiety from "freefalling" to "in a hammock being fanned with palm leaves" in .002 seconds.

    • @bloomjieun
      @bloomjieun 6 лет назад +1

      Meggie Gei Saaaaaaaame

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад

      I know so beautiful! I have honestly only ever met one other person with a voice this pretty * W *.

    • @oliviarailton8887
      @oliviarailton8887 6 лет назад +3

      RELATABLE CONTENT

    • @fetussbae1619
      @fetussbae1619 6 лет назад

      Same 😂😂

  • @purplenurple6278
    @purplenurple6278 6 лет назад +1737

    He sounds like he came from the renaissance

  • @michaelata
    @michaelata 6 лет назад +1244

    the bob ross of beauty

    • @cherub73au
      @cherub73au 6 лет назад +15

      michaela rose Yes! Im feeling the vibes of all those happy tree's!

    • @india3521
      @india3521 6 лет назад +10

      this comment hit me

    • @yoonieverse_3171
      @yoonieverse_3171 6 лет назад +4

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT

    • @victorianou3612
      @victorianou3612 6 лет назад +1

      michaela rose omg that's so accurate

    • @rield217
      @rield217 6 лет назад

      666 likes 😈😈😈 Bob Ross and John Maclean are demons!!! (Its a joke dont kill meh plz!!!)

  • @christinacrowder8802
    @christinacrowder8802 5 лет назад +96

    Ok hold on just a sec.... John says "I remember the first time I heard Rihanna, when I was very young" Does that mean Rihanna is immortal too?!??!? Love you John 💕 eternally

  • @Pizzadibrocolis
    @Pizzadibrocolis 6 лет назад +597

    This voice is a royal asmr

  • @aintnobodylikeu
    @aintnobodylikeu 6 лет назад +1329

    Me: I won't apply this cream highlight because it will move the foundation underneath
    Him: If I were to apply this directly onto the skin, it would *disturb* the foundation I have applied and set

  • @alicia-grace3636
    @alicia-grace3636 6 лет назад +4899

    He is somewhere between 25 and 250 years old

    • @allena1231
      @allena1231 6 лет назад +23

      - sister snapped - lolllll 😂

    • @nualahalpin6119
      @nualahalpin6119 6 лет назад +167

      Like Jeffree Star, I don't think we'll ever know exactly where in between.

    • @jessaguilar4747
      @jessaguilar4747 6 лет назад +178

      He just had his 24,000th birthday...he talked about it in another video. Lol I almost believe him!!

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 6 лет назад +197

      He may be 24,000 years old, but he doesn't look a day over 19,000!!

    • @jessaguilar4747
      @jessaguilar4747 6 лет назад +13

      Kottonkandy09 lol!! He is stunning!!

  • @toniabissonnette118
    @toniabissonnette118 5 лет назад +193

    "Trends are designed for the anxious" DECEASED 😂

    • @dar__873
      @dar__873 4 года назад +1

      Yess 😂😂
      Ppl who don't follow trends are class apart 😂