THE PALEST SHADE - Fenty Beauty Pro Filt'r Review | John Maclean
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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I decided to produce a Brand and Product Focus Film focusing on the application and wear of two products from the recently released Fenty Beauty Cosmetics Brand.
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FENTY BEAUTY PRODUCTS
Fenty Beauty - Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation Shade 100
Fenty Beauty - Match Stix Shimmer Skinstick Shade Confetti
BASE
Embryolisse - Lait Creme Concentre
Fenty Beauty - Match Stix Shimmer Skinstick Shade Confetti
Fenty Beauty - Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation Shade 100
Kat Von D - Lock It Creme Concealer Shade Light 1 Neutral
EYES
Kryolan - Dermacolor Creme Concealer Shade D40
MAC - Powder Eyeshadow Shade Concrete
TOOLS
MAC - 130 Brush
MAC - 263 Brush
Space.NK - Found Brush
Wayne Goss - 02 Brush
Zoeva - 102 Silk Finish Brush
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Film Produced By John Maclean
Compared to “popular” beauty gurus, John is a breath of fresh air
Taco_mermaid_ saga honestly.
Taco_mermaid_ saga Absolutely! I just found him today and am so happy I did!!
FACTS!!! 😘
10% of the comments are actually about the product
90% of the comments are about his mesmerising hypnotic voice
More like 1% and 99%
IsThisNameTaken? 666 likes 0-0 I’ll save you
Factz
Reminds me of Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire. Haha
Unattractive to say the least.
IsThisNameTaken? I haven’t seen one comment bout the foundation or match stick lol. I’m still looking
*SHAKESPEARE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
And Lady Macbeth is quacking.
@@V-2512 quAcKiNG
Most beauty gurus: oMg ItS so PReTtY, sO CUte iM DyINg, It’S so PrETty!
John: The shade reminds me of a crimson similar to that of which I once knew in childhood, almost like a turkish delight with a side of cherries on a warm summer’s eve.
LMAOO
That's so poetic 🌺📝
Sophia Green That was amazing. 😂❤
don't forget the lip movements tho
Y E S
a beauty guru with an expanded vocabulary is so refreshing
Its because he's not American xD
oMg so pIgMenTed
Donna Nicole um i was in england and they talk just like americans but with an accent. john is just educated it has nothing to do with his nationality.
george clooney from your dreams As someone from London I wholeheartedly agree with this.
Jennism ^^^
He spoke and I was NOT READY
amarijade48 GIRL SAME
im dying
😂
I WAS SO THROWN OFF OMG I CLICKED ON THIS VID THINKING IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE BC I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION & WOW
Yasmin Goncalves I wasn't paying attention to the name just the picture, I was surprised!
At first I was kinda weirded out by his aura and voice, but after a couple minutes I can really appreciate his thorough review and excellent vocabulary
MiaLeht john was just really close to the camera at the beginning so it felt like a floating head.
yea...in the beginning I was kinda scared and it shocked me when he's voice was so dark 'cause I was convinced that he was a girl xD
MiaLeht SAME
Please look at his hashtags in his description bar 😂
Malinda B omg hahaha
This is how I imagine royalty during the 1400’s
Literally how I imagine Mary queen of scots
Well he was born in 2100 bc
Me realising that I have his vocabulary but not the accent and I'm too lazy
@@salma-be1bw sksksksakdaüdsasdfagfsdf
Queen Elizabeth I making sure shes snatched for her portrait
He speaks in 24 karat gold calligraphy
Hahahaa
Beautiful voice.
Not gold but diamond
Wait he speaks in gold, Roasts people in diamond and royal we in jewels!😆
Why is he so beautiful and elegant :0
I just wanna stare at him
if this voice said lose weight, I would
tygerbee bitch!! Lmao!! this killed me!
😂😂😂😂😂same
Now i'm imagining him saying that to me and now i feel really relaxed and motivated to do so. Wow
Hahaha
Lmao!!!!!!
Yaaaaas bitch!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Me, with two brain cells: video
John, a true intellectual: *filum*
Grace Tang this honestly made me laugh so much
IAmAHeathen omg I was so surprised by all the likes!! I’m glad you’re amused~
It's written film , and pronounced film , only Scots pronounce it different
@@missplasticpony We actually pronounce it filum aswel
i hate you.. i'd consulted the dictionary for that "filum"... DAMN! 🤦🏻♂️🙊
My wig has been the most satisfactorily removed. My jaw is ever so slightly detached
I hope for your jaw to heal, my fair mate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dear, I hope your jaw manages to lift back into place after watching these magnificent filums of his.
@@doubletroublegrays *filums
@@shysensei2348 What?
i am getting vampire vibes oh my lord how did i end up here and why am i enjoying it this much??
Bianca Robles right ....?????? I'm glued
IKR GUUUURL i thought i was alone getting those vampire vibes
Bianca Robles but then her voice is mesmerizing!!
Morticia Addams was my first thought lol! Especially with the really graceful, enunciated speaking. It's fascinating.. 😂😍
same
it's like 18th century speech reviewing modern products I'm in love omg
Kaitlynn Allen he said lavatory
Richy Yess i thought that it was lab not lav.. then maybe lav..??? PEOPLE STILL USE THAT WORD LIKE WHAT
Kaitlynn Allen ikr
“Trends are designed for the anxious”
We should draw that on a tshirt
that's literally so true too 😃
Missespotatoheadz as soon as he said that I read that
@@reiya5035 then it'll become a trend 😂
a GOD
Me: oH cOoL iT mAkEs My SkIn ShInY!1!
John: "As you can see, it just adds the most ethereal essence to my skin"
Sophistry.
Hahaha
1 thousandth like!
Me: I have some rihanna songs in my playlist
John: I have very many of her records within my archive.
i
*a multitude of her records😉😁
Plumbob Boy *vast array of musical compositions
@@ouchmyvagooter7078 my God damn 😂😂😂
@@ouchmyvagooter7078 literally found my wig in the depths of the pacific ocean hNng
"Trends are for the anxious"... greatest quote ever!
skevola What do you think he meant by that? I didn't fully understand.
To give you and example: sometimes a makeup product will get all hyped up, and many will *desperately* seek to buy it immediately, almost in a *compulsive* manner; only to discard it almost as immediately , as a newer, trendier one appears. This used to happen to me when I was young...and *anxious*. Now that I'm older and more centered, I don't get caught up in the hype anymore.
skevola agreed.
Yessss I loved this
literally the best quote I heard all day, YES !
John speaks so articulately that the auto captions for english are actually working for once
Hahaha exactly
Same for the first time
Fanta beauty
OyaOya Oya your profile pic Is daddy ❤️
Arik Leo he is Scottish currently living in England I believe
I thought this was a woman but I found something better: an androgynous cultured and inmortal being
Trinidad Leone THIS was my exact thought😂💯
She's so pretty i thought andddddd i heard his voice..... Ooofff Elves prince.....
Exactly
wait until Jeffree Sees this comment
@@meo_meow3556 Yes! That's what John reminds me of. An Elvish Prince.
*my wig has been ever so slightly removed off*
How unfortunate it is that I must inform you that "remove off" is, in fact, incorrect.
What does that mean? I keep seeing similar comments throughout the videos I watch and I have no idea what it means.
@@Seiferboi it's because John is very eloquent, so it became some kind of "meme". Not to make fun of him of course, I think they're complimenting him. So yeah... That's kinda it🙃
@Inis Kojeli I quite agree to the comment where you replied to the comment of someones comment that a person has written on the 23 of april 2019 my time on the platform www.youtube.com on the RUclips-Channel underneath the filum owned and created by the Lord, the saviour, marvelous John Maclean.
I do beg your pardon, but I do believe the word you’re looking for is peruke; not this word “wig”
I LEGITIMATELY think you’re not human and you’re a mythical creature that lives forever. So elegant.
I'm convinced you're someone's original fictional character. "This is my OC, John, he looks like the most androgynous being in existence, has pale, porcelain skin, light blue eyes, long, silky hair, and speaks like a demon of pride/lust. He's also a vampire"
Glitter Grasshopper Gurl I see you everywhere 😂 From RPDR vids to here
Omg yes
Glitter Grasshopper for reals
So basically like every original character I ever created
Omg ur kinda cute gimme ur Instagram or Twitter djdbdnfjf
I think if black cats become human they would be John McLean
oh my god i love this comment
yesssss!
Wait why lol
Yoongles they just give of the same energy
Aimee C. You’re so right
I feel like a peasant watching this
D U C K me too
I'm eating cheetos in the floor of the living room while watching this. I feel like an animal.
Honestly me too I feel like a savage creature
Saaaame!!
felt the same😂
RUclips has conditioned me to prepare for high pitched introductions so much so that your deep and soothing voice scared me. Great video
Irma Hutchons True!
soooo true
Im cracking up
Irma Hutchons omg same 😂
HELLO EVERYBODY IT'S BUNNY AND WE ARE HERE FOR ANOTHER DOES THIS THING REALLY WORK?
“Trends are designed for the anxious” omg preach sis
Within the first minute I realized that we don’t deserve this individual.
I felt like a dockside violet seller.
My vocabulary is nothing compared to yours. I bow to you.
Play doh and a sense of nostalgia
indeed very REFINED vocabulary
Jack K cringe
horses4555 this thread makes me uncomfortable lmao
Jack K you sound up tight lol
I love how nobody is hating in the comments I love it just like how I love this video
On the other hand. Try watching laura's apology comment section. It is a disaster. Hahaha
All the good vibes for our queen
Why would any one hate tho...
such a queen right
Ew is he a guy?
i’m not even kidding, john should consider reading for audiobooks.
That was exactly the first thought I had when I heard his voice
i would sell my soul for every single book too
Absolutely agree.
i will vore myself JUST for that to happen
charlotte forman he could read my organic chemistry textbook to me and I’d memorize every word out of his mouth 😂😂
i will pay for you to insult me
Banana Peel the best insult I could think of is;
“Your such a lower middle class peasant, you could never handle my glowing presence with your dusty drugstore make up and dollar tree quality skin.”
I would add more but I’m to late to reply to this anyway 😢
How much you talking????
missescalloway
I mean, I could write the whole Declaration of Independence
@@amieton9937 You're*
😂😂
You could literally murder someone then confess that murder to interrogators who would still find your voice beautiful
thats how he gets away with stealing blood occasionally ;-)
..out of all the things you could have said 😭
I don't wear makeup, and I have no idea why this video was suggested by YT, but you are amazingly majestic.
I've never used Tumblr, so I have no idea what that means.
love the positivity
I came here from the young Turks is that who you mean by YT because I was wondering the same thing lol.
hahaha No no, my bad. I just meant RUclips :D Not a fan of TYT at all.
Amber Ridgdill not your bad at all. That dude was just dumb
"Trends are designed for the anxious" TRUTH BOMBS
PHANDOM???
alrightalysa THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
He so eloquent and articulate. It’s like having a wholesome meal compared to the junk food served on RUclips.
Me before John: I’m pale af...
Me after John: I’m quite of the belief that I’m of the very fairest of skin tones..
Ms DarkstaR yes, John seems to have that effect on people. I will be making life goal to be articulate in a higher measure now.
saw this when he said "fairest of skintones" or something lol
Ms DarkstaR - 😂😂
I so pale...
😂🤣
Wig: lost
Grades: Up
Skin: clear
Life: fixed
Luis Duarte hotel? Trivago
This is the only place where grades can go up!
My Dog Is Bae DAMN I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT 😪
Life: still nonexistent
Hotel: Trivago
I'm getting like Victorian era vampire vibes....I like it.
DDADDS
OH MY GOD YES
it literally reminds me of daddy dating....
Hannah Renee ITS DAMIEN IN REAL LIFE!!! ❤️~😂
Hannah Renee YES!!!
Jellal Fernandes oMG YES
He definitely could be one of the Volturi in twilight...
I was thinking the same thing😭😂
Jada kiddell yesss 🤣
So true
Aro. First person that came to mind.
That's what I was thinking too LMAO
I wish the voice in my head sounded like yours. I can listen to you all day
Mj's Vision my life would be so much brighter if it sounded like that
Mj's Vision and his voice weirds me out i think im having a panic attack
Rod Williams Then stop watching...? What a thing to say about a person, talk about attention seeking!
MsCherade9 that's the thing I can't, its so weird
Rod Williams I agree with you. His voice is that fancy creepy vampire type but it's very interesting to hear!! haha
Literally speaking in *cursive*
Lol😂
KaiMJ Jackson 🤣🤣🤣
*Calligraphy
I literally lol when I read your comment. I couldn't agree more!! He has a bedtime story voice. He could probably make a good living doing Audiobooks! I'd definitely listen to him read me a book!!
missed opportunity to actually _use cursive_
His essays must have been top notch in school
Nikita Michelle Ded ass
Lovey Gerse By your use of “ded” you can tell that yours clearly are not.
homie bob IM WHEEZING 😂😂💀💀☠️
dEd AsS
IM FUCKING WEAK dEd AsS
I feel like his beautiful eyes are looking in my soul and calling me a peasant
😂😂😂
Lol
That’s why I didn’t leave the video, I felt too disturbed
But in the kindest possible way.
I believe he is was too kind to insult anyone.
Hypnotic y’all. “I took a trip to the lavatory” “shall” “a pale formulation” he’s not of this era and I support that.
lunarlena ikrrrr
After being used to the mainstream beauty gurus and their vocabulary reduced to "like"... "so pigmented"... "creamy"... among others, now listening to John is like listening to a queen educating us and trying to rescue us from the illiterate world of the so called "influencers". Also, why I feel like he is staring into my soul?
Gabriela de la Vega and if you listen to other videos of his where he describes blusher in “gradients” , i am further enlightened and i love it! i am sure he is good at art
Gabriela de la Vega i think it’s because she’s looking at the camera lens while filming, not at the monitor
you kind of remind me of a timeless, friendly vampire that just discovered cameras and mirrors work for them now
Jack Ketchem LMFAO dead 💀💀💀
Honestly I'd love for this to be true lmao
This is the most adorable description ever lmao
Jack Ketchem I was thinking the exact same thing! Lol
that's such a sweet description lol i love it
John is the representation of how Americans think all English people speak.
Plot twist: John's Scottish.
Comments Guy404 Definitely NOT English.
No its not. Literally not at all.
@Mana G I laughed out loud. I catch myself calling myself that in my head
I’m American, and I wouldn’t expect English people to have such an eclectic and colorful vocabulary. This human is a beautiful and rare exception 😂
Normal person: I have a lot of Rihanna’s songs
John: *I have many of her records within my archive*
Olivia W yassss! 😂😂
Olivia W lool
A legend lmao
Don’t forget “I just came back from a trip to the lavatory” lol
Honestly so elegant and articulate!
With me its just: "I just got out of the shitter"
*Queen Elizabeth has left the chat*
KKKKKKK LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!
She’s been gone 💀💀
@@caramel7783 OMG BISH YASSSSSSS ARMYYYYY
😂😂😂
Me: aight man I guess this works for pale people.
John: This is a formula suited for the very lightest of skin tones
London Hughes Also, the very fairest of skin tones
My dog was laying next to me, and when I clicked the video he lifted his head up and started watching with me.
A friend sent me this and told me I talk like him. That's the biggest compliment someone could give me.
you must be a blessing to them
What's in the pocketoli?
It's so sad that people like luara lee are extremely popular for screeching and saying conciller when John is a LITERAL QUEEN.
He's not queen. He's a God.
Anusha San he’s greater than a god
IKR
Malia Velasquez Laura who? 💀
Re
You make me want to use the word "refined" WAY more often. It's a good word.
Maki-risu One of Walter Pater's favorites. This is probably the first time Pater has been mentioned in a makeup showcase.
It very much appealed to me
He gives me Nigella Lawson vibes! The way he speaks is so posh like Nigella does
I
FEEL
SO
CLASSY
Lol RIGHT!!! I hope to be as "refined" when I grow up lol (I'm 33😉)
John... you astound me. The only RUclipsr I’ve ever watched that doesn’t get any negative comments ever 😻 that says something about you
Unfortunately, I’ve seen awful things said.😭
@@Figgatella wait what, really? Bet they're just jealous they can't talk in cursive beautifully
That's because he's a lady.
5,9 k dislikes :-( John does not deserve it!
Breath of air so fresh I feel like I’m standing on the alps
I'm sorry for being late into the game but you are absolutely my favourite ... you are just wonderful xx
Omg it's Wayne!
Waaaaayne!!!
Love you Wayne 🙌💕💕
Wayne Goss you're my favorite, wayne!
Wayne Goss! You're my favourite!
That voice makes feel like I'm drinking tea with a British men who own an entire country
Akihira'sCrazyStuff 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 dead!
Such a gorgeous voice!!!!!!
💀
Ikr 😹😹
Sounds nothing compared to a british accent but aokay
I don’t
Know if I am listening to a Shakespeare play, watching interview with the vampire, or tea with queen Elizabeth.... or all of the above 😳
EXACTLY !! I AM SO CONFUSED. HIS VOICE SO SEXY & HE GIVING VAMPIRE VIBES
"i took a trip to the lavatory" hahahah I LOVE HIM
Selma D i almost cried of laughter when he said it!!!! His vocubalary and accent are so unreal and weird at same time!!😂😂😂😂
the British
please be Reasonable Im British and we don’t say “the lavatory” so please don’t assume what other countries say.
neve it’s definitely a posh scottish accent lol
demi loves ladies' code sounds like my posh neighbour ( in scotland)
A normal, not hyperactive person who is passionate about make up. His voice is also soothing. Subscribed.
You sound so posh oml I love it
Mareeah Tlc omg ur so posh!!1!1!! (Imma leave now bai)
trsshcatzz of course i am!☺
Ikr! He is so posh and polite
My brain hurts.
Im too stupid for this expensive language.
😂😂😂😂😂
ur username shows
Indeed
@@mayou874 oop you saw this😳😳
@@anaramorning7885 lmao im 24/7 on my phone of course i saw it lol
The way you speak reminds me of Bob Ross like, so calming and soothing.
Frisé i was getting Stewie Griffin vibes but now I keep thinking of Bob Ross
AgustDie Well I guess that's just a happy accident
I like people him and bob the do Asmr so well without know it I like it better then when people try
Frisé Just a happy little accident
John is the Bob Ross of makeup
i think i gained brain cells watching this
My last three brain cells revived
Destiel and Grethan I know this isn’t relevant to the video but nevertheless I love your profile picture.💕
My fried dead ones regained life
You sure did and so did i
The best comment 😂
The accent + calmness + extensive vocabulary..... giving me "Candy Man" vibes. A scary yet soothing perception. You could kill me and I'd possibly send you a thank you note after my funeral. Weird.
Ana Marie Clark 😂😂😂
😭😂😂😂😂
lmbao! Best comment ever. made my day
Omg right?
Ana Marie Clark yass 😂😂😂
Me: Well I went to the toilet
John: I actually just took a trip to the lavatory
Crispin copied
no, it's nessisarium (lol)
“I took the briefest excursion to the lavatory.” That would be even more flowery in terms of language sophistication. Unfortunately I don’t have his BBC accent and sound “‘Merican”; so I cannot pull it off.
this is what cursive would sound like
Michelle Lee 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Michelle Lee bvfa
You can’t tell me that he’s not an immortal elvish prince
Or loki.....he reminds me of loki very polite.....and articulate with words
Amber Galway also possible
@@marsofficial3798 I just want to throw him in giant gold horns and green, black armor
Amber Galway he reminded me of hela when I first saw him
@@bruhmoment8962 hela? Lokis daughter? 😂😂😂😂😂 that movie she doesn't have black hair and she's half dead. She doesn't look anything like the movie and her real name is Hel. Not hela.
I was shocked by your voice in the first seconds but after. . It's just music to my ears. So soothing
BouYa I know right
same
Everyone else: Hey, I miss you
John: 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷.
Your vocabulary is amazing
is it?
Jessica Rose yes it is!!
Jessica Rose coolcool
Jessica Rose How can you judge someone's intelligence or capacity through a 3 words response?
Well I can judge yours, as I think you meant to type CAPABILITY***
oh my god when he put that highlighter on his shoulder and collarbone i looked away because HOW COULD I SET MY EYES ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON I FELT SO DIRTY
youngjae is a sweetheart I felt slightly uncomfortable because hE’S SO PROPER AND BEAUTIFUL I AM NOT WORTHY
I legit LOLed
Hahaha same 🙈
Like how Egyptian people weren't allowed to look at their Pharos because they were considered gods on earth and they would be blinded by their beauty and radiance.
This guy could get away with murder as apparently all the victims would say thank you
Gacha Amethyst yes, yes they would.
I know I would
Good one !
Dress Designing 101 that’s what he wants you to think
Indeed he very well would
I. Can't. Stop. Watching.
Listening to him talk makes me want to be a better person and wear a corset and some red lipstick.... It's confusing!
It's a good thing.
Wear the corset!!!
@@TheEclecticEmpath honestly I'd love to! I'm a bigger chick, like my donuts lol but still have a smallISH waist and some uptop action. I'd love to see what I looked like in one! And.... I feel that I have shared a little too much and created an odd moment 😆😆
Wear the corset!!!!
Do not struggle. Resistance is futile.
The voice, the delicate honest review, the "subscription is optional" I adore all of it.
The comments are literally gold
Bangtan's Bae lmao yeah
Literally
GURL I SEE U FUCKIN EVERYWHERE
just D.O it that means you're everywhere too
That Girl, woah. shook
Even at the end of the video it’s says “subscription is optional” that is so sweet and polite
Ceka D duh cause he’s british
Ceka D cause he's a real life makeup artist, not some loserly "youtube beauty guru", so he doesn't need youtube money to survive. He's got a real, actual job. He does this for fun.
When John looks directly at the camera i feel my soul being seen
I can't help but to laugh at imagining such an elegant person sitting in their car, rolling up their windows, and blasting BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!
Lol right? It's like that one scene form Monsters University 😂
Y’all his voice I’m dying it’s so beautiful
Kheiziarh oh i thought she/he was a girl?
NeeAnouk _ Nope, he is male.
The voice is what creeped me out...
Kheiziarh I wasn’t expecting him to say “film” instead of video lol
I don't really get it... it sounds Scottish but.. something else at the same time? Where is this guy from?
Your bone structure... I'm quaking
My jawline is as sharp as his but I refuse to accept that I share any qualities with John because it's just an insult to him.hes a god among humans
Honorary Tuba lmao mood
At first, I thought the comment said "quacking"...
@@thathoneybee7605 quack quack
Get those Pictish genes going xo
Since my girlfriend showed me this channel I can't stop watching.
me: i’m going to rub this moisturizer on my face
john: i am going to apply this to my face quite liberally
I read this as he was saying it
@@TheClarkChannel me too 😅😅
You speak like a queen
CNAME right
Hannah A how would you like it someone called you an “it” whatever it might be they have a gender and if you don’t know what it is don’t talk about them at all. Male or Female they’re still a person and if you have a problem with that then why r u on her channel .😤
ahaha but which accent is this ??it messing w my head cause it reminds me of something but idk what
Hannah A
1. He dosent look like he got hit by a bat nor cut by a chinsaw , that is a very rude thing to say about how people look, take a second and think ”Would i like it if people made fun of my face for no reason at all?” You wouldnt so why did you feel like articulating this rude opinion.
2. He is beautiful , well mannered and shouldnt be called an “it” he isnt Pennywise isnt he.
3. People are not sensitive for responding to you its rather called having an opinion just like you have the freedom to have one , people also should. Although there is a fine line between having an opinion and actually being offensive. You wouldnt like things like what you are saying to be said to you, why do you like saying it to others then?
4. Dont seek negative attention on the most popular comments of the video, its rude and embarrassing.
5. If you think you havent been hit by a bat, might as well put your face in the profile picture than your body. If you hate other peoples faces that shows you don’t appreciate your own.
6. Learn to love yourself and spread positivity. Everyone can hate and everyone can swear , be a bitch and be hateful. But it takes a lot of educated, logic, wise and intelligent minds to behave the opposite way. Im not hating on you, absolutely not, Im advising you, and people should be accepting of advice rather than defending their offensive so-called “opinions”.
CNAME it sounded like a vampire to me 😂😂
i would 10/10 by any audiobook that is voiced by you
nat me too
My posture always improves while I'm watching John's films.
You're literally the most elegant person I've ever seen. I'm shook
What a wonderfully distinguished voice.
FranSlam it's fucking creepy
I was getting a Mrs. Doubtfire vibe the entire time.
I felt fancy listening to it
It’s very posh yet pleasant to listen to.
Aesthetic is life no it is not. At all.
“Trends are for the anxious.” - John Maclean
T R U L Y I C O N I C
I found my senior quote
Ashley 3102 now THATS a senior quote
But it’s true 🤷♀️🤩
Try NYX as well in Pale.
Kylie went: 🤚🏻🤚🏽🤚🏾
fenty said: 🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏿 (and paler)
fenty: ⚪️🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏿⚫️
Your voice took my anxiety from "freefalling" to "in a hammock being fanned with palm leaves" in .002 seconds.
Meggie Gei Saaaaaaaame
I know so beautiful! I have honestly only ever met one other person with a voice this pretty * W *.
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Same 😂😂
He sounds like he came from the renaissance
He looks like it too
Alissa Radish무 ikr lol
I wouldnt be surprised if he turned out to be a vampire
the bob ross of beauty
michaela rose Yes! Im feeling the vibes of all those happy tree's!
this comment hit me
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT
michaela rose omg that's so accurate
666 likes 😈😈😈 Bob Ross and John Maclean are demons!!! (Its a joke dont kill meh plz!!!)
Ok hold on just a sec.... John says "I remember the first time I heard Rihanna, when I was very young" Does that mean Rihanna is immortal too?!??!? Love you John 💕 eternally
This voice is a royal asmr
Me: I won't apply this cream highlight because it will move the foundation underneath
Him: If I were to apply this directly onto the skin, it would *disturb* the foundation I have applied and set
Jhan Lourd you would use the word underneath..gawdd
Me: Ima not do that bc it will fuck up
Mariam Benamer Me: we not finna do that
Highlightn't
Erica Hester i wheezed
He is somewhere between 25 and 250 years old
- sister snapped - lolllll 😂
Like Jeffree Star, I don't think we'll ever know exactly where in between.
He just had his 24,000th birthday...he talked about it in another video. Lol I almost believe him!!
He may be 24,000 years old, but he doesn't look a day over 19,000!!
Kottonkandy09 lol!! He is stunning!!
"Trends are designed for the anxious" DECEASED 😂
Yess 😂😂
Ppl who don't follow trends are class apart 😂