Reading Your WEIRD Fan Fiction

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Jellyfire_
    @Jellyfire_ 6 месяцев назад +9255

    The fact that the first fanfiction had like 5x more reads than subscribers on this channel 😭

    • @LizordSword
      @LizordSword 6 месяцев назад +383

      they were all on that JACK MANIFOLD GRIND 💪💪💪💪💪

    • @EllasDamBees_
      @EllasDamBees_ 6 месяцев назад +253

      well, re-reads count too, and it counts per chapter all added up, so if its a conistent reader it counts for more and if said consistent reader reeads the book multiple times each view goes in for more
      does that make sense?
      -a fanfic reader and writer

    • @ev9702
      @ev9702 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@LizordSwordHELLL YEAHHHHHHHH SUBSCRIBEEE

    • @Skiddlewinkers
      @Skiddlewinkers 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@LizordSwordthis is what I have to do to stay on the grind? ☹️

    • @s0m3th1ngs.f1shy
      @s0m3th1ngs.f1shy 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Skiddlewinkersyes

  • @Reed_woah
    @Reed_woah 6 месяцев назад +1933

    ‘It’s two hours long?!?’ That, my friends, shows he has never been on ao3 and seen the word counts of some of these fics

    • @SOULBYTEZ
      @SOULBYTEZ 6 месяцев назад +67

      100k+ word counts only

    • @Idk_Gacha__
      @Idk_Gacha__ 6 месяцев назад +84

      A fic i was reading had a three million word count 💀
      (And it’s currently still unfinished)

    • @aquaticalateralis
      @aquaticalateralis 6 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@SOULBYTEZ 400k+ or leave it

    • @lxver.mp4
      @lxver.mp4 6 месяцев назад +39

      and ao3 has better written smut too but i wouldn't be surprised if some of it's filthier 😭

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 6 месяцев назад

      @@lxver.mp4ao3 is too complex for them

  • @Gravitee456
    @Gravitee456 6 месяцев назад +5258

    The way my hand SLAPPED over my mouth in terror for you

    • @G_TheMess_2.0
      @G_TheMess_2.0 6 месяцев назад +30

      Wicked pfp lmao

    • @Gravitee456
      @Gravitee456 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@G_TheMess_2.0 W Profile picture

    • @irelandtkacz2957
      @irelandtkacz2957 6 месяцев назад +12

      I DID THE SAME THING

    • @maddsthegamer
      @maddsthegamer 6 месяцев назад +44

      the fact he went to wattpad too, no shade to the writers there (i am one) but i find some absolutely ludicrous fanfic on there.

    • @renn8331
      @renn8331 6 месяцев назад +3

      LMAO I SAW THIS VIDEO AND SCREAMED

  • @hazelcopping2154
    @hazelcopping2154 6 месяцев назад +4589

    "Who is writing this-this is William Shakespeare" legit just ao3 in a nutshell, it can be the most depraved smut or darkest angst you could ever imagine and the writer will *still* somehow manage to make it sound better than most novels
    (Yes i know this was from wattpadd, but i believe my point still stands)

    • @bananafruit6060
      @bananafruit6060 6 месяцев назад +117

      Don’t tell him about ao3 OP

    • @Ketchiesentme
      @Ketchiesentme 6 месяцев назад +113

      We need him to read the quality stuff from ao3

    • @ChaoticWatcher
      @ChaoticWatcher 6 месяцев назад +39

      Love how the comments above mine contradict each other lol

    • @lynxscarrow6168
      @lynxscarrow6168 6 месяцев назад +15

      No cuz the ao3 is so true tho 😭

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 6 месяцев назад +5

      Right???

  • @BESHAD0WEDD
    @BESHAD0WEDD 6 месяцев назад +9945

    THE THUMBNAIL CAUGHT ME SOO OFF GAURD 😭

  • @IAmGalaxian-bi6co
    @IAmGalaxian-bi6co 6 месяцев назад +2514

    currently "ruining your insides" but can't stop the Jack Manifold grind

    • @squiddielad5941
      @squiddielad5941 6 месяцев назад +72

      This is the best one so far 💀

    • @It._.kadefr
      @It._.kadefr 6 месяцев назад +13

      😭

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 6 месяцев назад +50

      Hey where’d my intestines go D:

    • @Clownish.mp4
      @Clownish.mp4 4 месяца назад +10

      @@AnEmu404my spleen is gone!!

    • @randy_raccoon1444
      @randy_raccoon1444 3 месяца назад +7

      Where are all my vertebrae?!

  • @Nunsy_
    @Nunsy_ 6 месяцев назад +6780

    I'm telling a trusted adult.

    • @fel1313
      @fel1313 6 месяцев назад +279

      i’m slipping a note into the worry box

    • @alexashley406
      @alexashley406 6 месяцев назад +148

      calling HR

    • @maddsthegamer
      @maddsthegamer 6 месяцев назад +117

      i saw something and i'm gonna say something

    • @l_Tea
      @l_Tea 6 месяцев назад +57

      Sadness is driving my emotion bus.

    • @renn8331
      @renn8331 6 месяцев назад +76

      i’m putting a folded piece of paper into the D.A.R.E. box

  • @caitlinbrett4228
    @caitlinbrett4228 6 месяцев назад +484

    I like how he was mad they weren’t interesting enough and then acts shocked when he finds a smutty one 😭😭 jack be glad u weren’t around when early Dan and Phil fanfics were 💀

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 6 месяцев назад +23

      he's six months younger than me, and from _my_ experience with dan and phil fanfics, he 100% could've been there for that

    • @caitlinbrett4228
      @caitlinbrett4228 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@ilexdiapason I mean as a RUclipsr nobody was writing jack manifold hat fics

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 6 месяцев назад +5

      NOT THE DAN AND PHIL

    • @Milkpastasoup
      @Milkpastasoup 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@caitlinbrett4228 oh no. they definitely are. i used to be in the dsmp and specifically the dream team fandom. some of the stuff was worse than things like the hat fic, skin fic or even whisk fic

    • @maggs-zo8um
      @maggs-zo8um 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wha... What's the skin fic? I can kinda guess the whisk fic but, like, oh no.

  • @tridentested
    @tridentested 6 месяцев назад +3368

    currently writing fanfiction but can't stop the jack manifold grind

  • @Wixxteria
    @Wixxteria 6 месяцев назад +589

    "ruining your insides can't be chapter ten!" I'M SOBBING 😭😭

    • @pumpkin363
      @pumpkin363 5 месяцев назад +15

      yeah it's usually chapter two especially on Wattpad😭😭

  • @korkeekiyointensifies8026
    @korkeekiyointensifies8026 6 месяцев назад +799

    Thank god he didn't find any omegaverse fics, he would never recover

    • @sasha-is-eepy
      @sasha-is-eepy 6 месяцев назад +27

      oml the war flashbacks 😔💪

    • @powiklanie2828
      @powiklanie2828 5 месяцев назад +7

      LMFAO REAL

    • @twinsbuns
      @twinsbuns 3 месяца назад +1

      NOT THE ABO NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Beckzyy
    @Beckzyy 6 месяцев назад +1205

    22:07 jack dating someone born yesterday? A 0 year old? True Minecraft RUclipsr tradition

  • @skyemaiii
    @skyemaiii 6 месяцев назад +2047

    currently hearing voices in the mental asylum but cant stop that jack manifold grind

    • @lemon_kid4527
      @lemon_kid4527 6 месяцев назад +31

      currently talking to someone as a voice in your head in the mental asylum but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

    • @Pennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Pennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 месяцев назад +18

      Currently a mental asylum housing a person with voices in their head but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind

    • @TheMomFriend17
      @TheMomFriend17 6 месяцев назад +14

      Currently in the walls of the mental asylum watching someone watch a person hearing voices in their head but can't stop that jack manifold grind

    • @danielwg514
      @danielwg514 6 месяцев назад +11

      currently a nurse at the thescorpionstail mental asylum watching over a schizophrenic person named skyemaiii hearing lemon_kid4527 in their head but cant stop jack manifold grind

    • @Lize.mp4
      @Lize.mp4 6 месяцев назад +2

      omg same pfp

  • @biancagill8387
    @biancagill8387 6 месяцев назад +481

    Gives a whole new meaning to the jack manifold grind

  • @smiles3698
    @smiles3698 6 месяцев назад +3576

    JACK NO. PUT THE FANFICTION DOWN.

    • @Pokiandi
      @Pokiandi 6 месяцев назад +129

      Us: Jack what are you holding?
      Jack: A FANFIC
      Us: NO!!

    • @Crazyaxolotl7673
      @Crazyaxolotl7673 5 месяцев назад

      Jack: MAKE ME YA CUCKS!!

    • @The_SoulGhost
      @The_SoulGhost 5 месяцев назад +22

      PUT IT DOWN JACK! NO MORE.

    • @lrsxzq
      @lrsxzq 5 месяцев назад +18

      BAD JACK

    • @zwombiepwup.spwinklebun
      @zwombiepwup.spwinklebun 5 месяцев назад +14

      literally my though process during the last one pfft

  • @Jimyrt.
    @Jimyrt. 6 месяцев назад +706

    Thank god he didn’t find my jack mainfold x queen Elizabeth’s dead corpse x a literal keyboard

    • @alexashley406
      @alexashley406 6 месяцев назад +59

      huh? 😀

    • @squiddielad5941
      @squiddielad5941 6 месяцев назад +36

      What ☠️☠️

    • @squiddielad5941
      @squiddielad5941 6 месяцев назад +39

      Nahhhh you definitely seen that bc no way you’d come up with something that specific

    • @nininyoko13
      @nininyoko13 6 месяцев назад +9

      @Nether_Rose IT'S REAL??

    • @x1a__official
      @x1a__official 6 месяцев назад +6

      WAIT I GOTTA LOOK

  • @midnighthoot
    @midnighthoot 6 месяцев назад +2029

    THE WAY HE SAID GYATT I CAN'T

  • @madeleinerawlins5911
    @madeleinerawlins5911 6 месяцев назад +463

    As someone who frequently reads fanfiction (not of you, and not of real people, but still), this is really funny to watch, partly because you went to Wattpad of all places. Yeah, sometimes you’ll find good fics on there, but if you want to be more aware of / warned about what you’re about to read, AO3 is much better.
    The tagging system is more thorough and - when used correctly by the author - is very specific, and the writing quality is typically higher (likely due to an older user base). The downside, though, is that AO3 has zero restrictions on what can be written and posted there. While the majority of fics & writers are relatively normal / hinged, there is… well, it’s a lot worse than the typical unhinged Wattpad story. So. If you ever want free trauma, I suggest finding your character tag on AO3 -
    Actually, I’ll see if I can get to an awful section of fics using the filters (AO3’s filtering system is much better than Wattpad’s, due to the more complex tagging system).
    Okay, so I used a few tag filters and got down to ~250 fics which are (potentially) unhinged. Probably won’t all be centered around you, but they all have the character tag, but there should be at least a few dozen which are. There seems to be a decent mix of unhinged smut and unhinged non-smut, and, looking through the first page of fics, I’m seeing some therapy-worthy tags on a few of them.
    Also, a lot of them will probably be DSMP fics, written about the characters rather than the content creators, since that’s a bit tricky to figure out & work around with the filters and fandom tags, so I just didn’t bother trying to exclude it. Anyways, here’s what I got:
    Link (long link, sorry): archiveofourown.org/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Bfandom_ids%5D%5B%5D=218280&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=9&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=10&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=11&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=T&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=en&tag_id=Jack+Manifold
    Also, here’s how I got there:
    Tag: Jack Manifold
    *Included filters*
    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF (Real Person Fiction)
    *Excluded filters*
    Ratings: Teen and Up; General; Not Rated
    *More filter options*
    Complete Works Only
    Language: English
    Feel free to mess with the filters and see what you can find!
    I… did not mean for this comment to go this route, but, you know, the neurodivergence was neurodiverging, and I don’t want to have spent 20 minutes writing all this just to not comment it, so it’s whatever

    • @CryptidNestersCrypt
      @CryptidNestersCrypt 6 месяцев назад +37

      i happen to be quite the AO3 veteran and knew what I would likely be getting into here.
      yet still on this momentous day of May 5, 2024, i decided to fuck myself over by scrolling through these.
      i need soap or bleach, just from looking at the tags.
      dear god.

    • @maddsthegamer
      @maddsthegamer 6 месяцев назад +9

      first fic i saw had the tag AU - hybrids, and was a DSMP fic.
      not even surprised, but still terrified. thank you

    • @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy
      @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy 6 месяцев назад +18

      I’m a Ao3 newbie and I scrolled for like 10 seconds and then stopped myself, if you would be so kind to extend some of your bleach to me fellow Ao3 member it would be much appreciated.

    • @clubpankake
      @clubpankake 6 месяцев назад +19

      Thanks to the two people in the replies who have convinced me that I should not dig through that link, your sacrifice is appreciated

    • @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy
      @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@clubpankake Every time you get curious just remember..
      It’s not worth it..
      It’s never worth it..
      JUST DONT.
      o7 soldiers.

  • @Renjamin-jg9rj
    @Renjamin-jg9rj 6 месяцев назад +1202

    the gasp i gusped when he said "im a different type of minecraft youtuber" at around 4:23 HELPPP 😭

  • @quinnjones4629
    @quinnjones4629 6 месяцев назад +60

    when he said “this is slightly too well-written for my liking.” i’ve been a fanfic consumer for like 5 years and there is for sure some badly-written, badly-executed, and overall bad stories. but i can’t imagine how awkward it must be to read fanfic about yourself and be like “wtf this is… well-written?”

  • @derekie
    @derekie 6 месяцев назад +6860

    "I would never make a professional relationship inappropriate! I'm not THAT Minecraft RUclipsr"
    THE SHADE, MY MOUTH DROPPED

    • @ERROR_A23
      @ERROR_A23 6 месяцев назад +69

      Who was he referencing?? (I'm not with the times)

    • @Beckzyy
      @Beckzyy 6 месяцев назад +3

      He said “that kind of Minecraft RUclipsr” in a general sense, because “Minecraft RUclipsr” is synonymous with ‘pedophile’

    • @MisukiNakamura
      @MisukiNakamura 6 месяцев назад +177

      @@ERROR_A23 Dream💀

    • @VanillaPanda1712
      @VanillaPanda1712 6 месяцев назад +293

      @@MisukiNakamuraI think was referencing just creepy ones in general not directly dream

    • @leorafilms.
      @leorafilms. 6 месяцев назад +266

      @@VanillaPanda1712 yeah but dream is known for having really unprofessional and parasocial relationships with viewers, and jack publicly dislikes him 💀

  • @potatopie223
    @potatopie223 6 месяцев назад +157

    As an ao3 reader the wattpad smut chapter caught me so off guard 😭😭

  • @meeeg7029
    @meeeg7029 6 месяцев назад +446

    Lmao at the fact there are only 159 Jack x Readers on ao3 and most of them he’s not even the main pairing!
    I’m so glad we all agree that Jack gets no bitches

    • @kwowka
      @kwowka 6 месяцев назад +34

      Tbh ao3 is just more respectful of creator boundaries… and prefers character depth and plot to generic dull self insert

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 6 месяцев назад +48

      @@kwowkawelll.. you haven't touched the right side of ao3 then. Because they are NOT respectful of CC's boundaries let me tell you

    • @lonelyvoid.
      @lonelyvoid. 6 месяцев назад

      @@V1DE0-STARZrighttt lmfao

    • @ApocalypsisLayl
      @ApocalypsisLayl 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@kwowka son if they were respectful of their boundaries, they wouldn't be writing shipfics of /real people/ in the first place

    • @MarsCherry
      @MarsCherry 11 дней назад

      He has a girlfriend though?

  • @victoriae725
    @victoriae725 6 месяцев назад +997

    I love how Jack announced that he was going to read smut and then.... was surprised and shocked when he... read smut.
    My dude. 🤦

    • @sturnzscl
      @sturnzscl 6 месяцев назад +37

      alot of people dk what smut means... my dude.

    • @hestia00
      @hestia00 5 месяцев назад +12

      because its super badly written

    • @Buzzword_1787
      @Buzzword_1787 4 месяца назад

      He's a little confused but he's got the spirit

    • @SIushyDrowning
      @SIushyDrowning 2 месяца назад +1

      @@sturnzsclhe definitely does tho💀

    • @snail3041
      @snail3041 29 дней назад +3

      i think he was surprised at how poorly written it was 😭

  • @playswith_squirrels
    @playswith_squirrels 6 месяцев назад +383

    jaaaaack put the fanfiction down.. put it away.. jack- nO- LEAVE WATTPAD

  • @pinkdragon4830
    @pinkdragon4830 6 месяцев назад +196

    “Slowest burn ever” my ass, I’m reading a fanfic with 752 pages and still not a kiss

    • @Meaninglesseditz
      @Meaninglesseditz 6 месяцев назад +2

      lmao

    • @BeezaBuzz
      @BeezaBuzz 4 месяца назад +2

      Is it at least good?

    • @pinkdragon4830
      @pinkdragon4830 4 месяца назад +4

      @@BeezaBuzz One of my top 3 fanfics

    • @esow4742
      @esow4742 Месяц назад +1

      @@pinkdragon4830which fic is it

    • @pinkdragon4830
      @pinkdragon4830 Месяц назад +1

      @@esow4742 it’s in Russian, but it’s Глаз Бури :,)
      (eye of the storm)

  • @ArsonicCatnip
    @ArsonicCatnip 6 месяцев назад +696

    Back again! Can't stop that J-... Jack? JACK?! JACK NO-

    • @Zzzszzz10
      @Zzzszzz10 6 месяцев назад +15

      HELPPPP😭😭😭😭😭

    • @paitinprice1060
      @paitinprice1060 5 месяцев назад

      MY REACTION EXACTLY!! T^T

  • @GojiMC
    @GojiMC 6 месяцев назад +111

    That last one was ACTUAL Jack Manifilth 💀

  • @The_UpsideDownGuy
    @The_UpsideDownGuy 6 месяцев назад +303

    "I wouldn'tdo that, im a different kind of Minecraft RUclipsr" oml i just cant-

  • @Mr.305WorldWide
    @Mr.305WorldWide 6 месяцев назад +51

    “Someone had a mental breakdown with my name in it” in tears 😭

  • @faari232
    @faari232 6 месяцев назад +648

    NO JACK DONT-

    • @Aries_Plays_STUFF
      @Aries_Plays_STUFF 6 месяцев назад +5

      ITS GONNA SCAR YOU- *trust me i know*

    • @faari232
      @faari232 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Aries_Plays_STUFF 😭

    • @Elliottee_e
      @Elliottee_e 3 месяца назад +1

      I had to mentally prepare myself to watch this video.

  • @Cressyextraeepy
    @Cressyextraeepy 6 месяцев назад +75

    i love the heavy misunderstanding of what a painter does

  • @Pluto_Music_
    @Pluto_Music_ 6 месяцев назад +1501

    How to comment something funny:
    1. Say something random and pretty ridiculous
    2. End it with “ but can’t stop that jack manifold grind”
    3. Go eat gosh darn it

    • @rickdingenenzo
      @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +96

      Currently fighting grognak the destroyer to save the universe but can't stop that Jack manifold grind

    • @MeepoTheArchivist
      @MeepoTheArchivist 6 месяцев назад

      Forgot to eat. Go consume some uranium 😃

    • @hettyherbert
      @hettyherbert 6 месяцев назад +30

      Currently robbing the elderly, but can't stop that jack manifold grind

    • @sullzvoo
      @sullzvoo 6 месяцев назад +12

      currently giving a kid some crisis, but can't stop that Jack manifold grind

    • @brynnie_winnie
      @brynnie_winnie 6 месяцев назад +18

      currently going clinically insane because I am locked up in my house with the only source of food being the remains of my dead family who all died before me and my source of drink being when it rains but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.

  • @res_winter
    @res_winter 6 месяцев назад +38

    25:36 i love how the reaction to "hmm, someone might be robbing me" is to IMMEDIATELY run over to catch it on stream

  • @lucy-jv5bc
    @lucy-jv5bc 6 месяцев назад +261

    no one ever prepares for this

  • @emoollinii
    @emoollinii 6 месяцев назад +33

    my favourite part of all this is that NOBODY asked for this and he just decided to read fan fictions on his own accord

  • @owenofhb8319
    @owenofhb8319 6 месяцев назад +257

    currently on death row but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind

  • @doopdedo
    @doopdedo 6 месяцев назад +35

    ok I already knew this was going to be bad but the second I glanced at the desc and saw this was all coming from wattpad I knew this was going to be vile
    6:18 jack,let me tell you about a genre called.....slow burn
    also letting jack go free range on wattpad or any fanfic website feels like taking a small child into a sex club and just leaving them there

  • @meeeg7029
    @meeeg7029 6 месяцев назад +94

    I love how more big creators are reading fic but I wish they’d read the good fics on ao3 because some write really good shit

    • @dragongirl2032_
      @dragongirl2032_ 6 месяцев назад +11

      EXACTLY, unfortunatly, it doesn't make for as good content :(

  • @antimonymedusa
    @antimonymedusa 6 месяцев назад +62

    Yeah normally I would say do NOT search your name on fanfiction sites, cause like, it's full of 16 year olds writing about RUclipsrs they find hot. That's why it's not well written, cause it's teens writing about a crush they have (which they are doing off on sites where streamers don't go, and not in twitch chat or on twitter where you might see). It was never intended for the streamer to see, and probably they're now horrified that it got seen. I dunno, this one was funny, but I kind of feel bad for the writers, cause it's probably a bunch of teenagers who just got made fun of by a youtuber they admire.

  • @Mx.b0ba_gxcha
    @Mx.b0ba_gxcha 6 месяцев назад +148

    I searched up ‘Jack manifold fanfic’ three days ago to see if he’d done this and now here we are. I manifested it.

    • @littledolly333
      @littledolly333 6 месяцев назад +10

      yeah yeah we all know why you really searched "jack manifold fanfic" 🙄 loool

    • @Misopod
      @Misopod 6 месяцев назад +4

      Why would you do this

    • @Mx.b0ba_gxcha
      @Mx.b0ba_gxcha 6 месяцев назад

      ON RUclips I SHOULD SPECIFY, GUYS, I SEARCHED IT ON RUclips

  • @whosffion
    @whosffion 6 месяцев назад +105

    WHY IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT IT SAYS "URETHRA" AT 15:33 I'M CRYING

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
    @cheeseburgermonkey7104 6 месяцев назад +147

    currently enslaving cats to grow watermelons for me but can't stop that Jack Man of Fold grind

  • @theasplayground
    @theasplayground 6 месяцев назад +35

    the vein in jacks forehead got an absolute workout in this video

  • @toofuuu
    @toofuuu 6 месяцев назад +90

    These kinda of videos must scare fanfiction writers... the youtuber you watch calling out your fanfiction...

    • @MasterPage221
      @MasterPage221 19 дней назад

      👀 they do
      I luckily write for hermitcraft though

  • @R4ND0MM_IG
    @R4ND0MM_IG 6 месяцев назад +31

    26:26 HE LOOKS GENUENILY SCARED 😭🙏 (me too)

  • @bear-ry
    @bear-ry 6 месяцев назад +96

    I think what makes this worse for me is thAT IVE READ THE FIRST FANFIC AGES AGO

    • @alexashley406
      @alexashley406 6 месяцев назад +11

      me too buddy, it was a terrifying jumpscare

    • @seineevee
      @seineevee 6 месяцев назад +4

      Same 😭

    • @urdumb007
      @urdumb007 6 месяцев назад +2

      im rediscovering his channel after like 3 years and these fics gave me whiplash wtf 😭😭

  • @luv.patrol
    @luv.patrol 6 месяцев назад +10

    "Overflowing with liquids" is absolutely FOUL ...

  • @kriichan6100
    @kriichan6100 6 месяцев назад +36

    Currently reading Jack Manifold fanfiction but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

  • @tridernitetelepathy7655
    @tridernitetelepathy7655 6 месяцев назад +61

    "Ruining your insides" is crazyyy

    • @callmehotnotpretty1
      @callmehotnotpretty1 6 месяцев назад +6

      Someone wrote that about REAL people in a REAL relationship😭😭 That's insane

    • @tridernitetelepathy7655
      @tridernitetelepathy7655 6 месяцев назад

      @@callmehotnotpretty1 ikrrr

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@callmehotnotpretty1you've never touched fanfic sites have you

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 4 месяца назад +2

      @@V1DE0-STARZNo like i Know shit that goes down on those sights but it still makes me surprised😭

  • @pygien
    @pygien 6 месяцев назад +69

    when bro find out about AO3 its over for him

  • @ActualArcher
    @ActualArcher 6 месяцев назад +11

    "If the number's prime, I just decline" is going to be my new method for deciding whether or not I should answer random calls

  • @urfav_lobotomy
    @urfav_lobotomy 6 месяцев назад +93

    THE THUMBNAIL WHAT?!?!?! IT ONLY GOT WORSE HOLY SHIT 😭😭😭😭 WE'RE ALL VICTIMS NOW

  • @Beton_megus
    @Beton_megus 6 месяцев назад +6

    13:12 this is actually very impressive painting, It's so good

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony 6 месяцев назад +97

    That ending was like getting run over by a truck

    • @rickdingenenzo
      @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +11

      Just got violently run over by a truck but can't stop that jack manifold grind

    • @averageofficechair
      @averageofficechair 5 месяцев назад +3

      *"S U C K"*

    • @missblue5701
      @missblue5701 4 месяца назад +3

      @@averageofficechair man of few words...

  • @JenoTigerX
    @JenoTigerX 6 месяцев назад +8

    ive literally never heard of you until today but can't stop that jack manifold grind

  • @rickdingenenzo
    @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +65

    Currently in the middle of a civilization-ending nuclear war but can't stop that Jack manifold grond.

  • @xcgtstiles9586
    @xcgtstiles9586 6 месяцев назад +20

    8:53 - 9:20 this whole segment made me realise how much I want Jack to narrate an audiobook

  • @Dreamswap
    @Dreamswap 6 месяцев назад +408

    Who else is watching this instead of mandatory homework that you have thirty minutes to complete?

    • @Shrooseesshrub
      @Shrooseesshrub 6 месяцев назад +25

      Have a massive art project due tomorrow but I can't stop that jack manifold grind

    • @avaharris5784
      @avaharris5784 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@Shrooseesshrub YES I HAVE 2 ASSESSMENTS DUE TM BUT GOTTA KEEP THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND

    • @oxo_242
      @oxo_242 6 месяцев назад +7

      Gave up on it 😔

    • @Dreamswap
      @Dreamswap 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Shrooseesshrub I have math and English homework to do. I'm crying and it hasn't even been 7 minutes.

    • @brody_pierogi
      @brody_pierogi 6 месяцев назад +7

      gl soldier

  • @alittlebitofme07
    @alittlebitofme07 4 месяца назад +4

    A bit of a rant here, but I usually read a lot of fanfiction (NOT THIS TYPE OFC) on AO3, it's usually just like superhero, zomie apocalypse or supernatural stuff in general AUs, nothing too bad, sometimes just silly stuff.
    And then after like 2 years of not seeing any weird shit, and as it was bound to happen at some point, I didn't read the tags and stumbled uppon a diry, and I mean DIRTY, fic. The thing is that the summary didn't mention any of that, and I used to only read the summary bc I didn't want spoilers with the tags so it caught me completely off guard when stuff started to happen and that shit traumatized me fr. Like, never have I ignored tags ever again after that.

  • @Literally_Fizzaroli
    @Literally_Fizzaroli 6 месяцев назад +40

    Currently having a mental breakdown but I can't stop the Jack Manifold grind.

  • @Oliaaxter
    @Oliaaxter 6 месяцев назад +16

    "This is like the slowest burn ever"
    Yeah just gotta.. uh.. don't mind me completely ignoring all the 300K slow burn fanfics I got saved on ao3- Yuuupppp there we go. All shoved down the closet, right next to my bed. Yeah this is totally such a slow and long read. I agree, Jack.

  • @f1nnixi
    @f1nnixi 6 месяцев назад +42

    I’m so scared genuinely

    • @f1nnixi
      @f1nnixi 6 месяцев назад +10

      Update: that was horrifying

    • @universedestroyer86
      @universedestroyer86 6 месяцев назад +3

      im 2 minutes in now im scared to watch it

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 4 месяца назад +1

      creators need to stop doing this oh my god for their mental health😭

  • @Guffy_
    @Guffy_ 6 месяцев назад +8

    6:44 the genius shock on his face I have never once seen him this shocked 😭

  • @Pennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Pennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 месяцев назад +42

    I had to take two steps back when I saw the thumbnail

  • @CheekyDingo13
    @CheekyDingo13 6 месяцев назад +5

    6:58 the “well done” caught me off guard but still on the manifold grind

  • @tegs0607xx
    @tegs0607xx 6 месяцев назад +43

    Currently in the psych ward and cannot stop that jack manifold grind

    • @the.zibellnator
      @the.zibellnator 6 месяцев назад +1

      This the realest shit ever though because in the ward we would beg to be allowed on yt to watch jack manifold with that same reasoning and they started using it as a reward for when we were good ☹️

    • @tegs0607xx
      @tegs0607xx 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@the.zibellnator YESSS

    • @the.zibellnator
      @the.zibellnator 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@tegs0607xx I swear some of the nurses were like “only *good* mentally ill teens get to continue the jack manifold grind”

    • @carissadon-simmons8422
      @carissadon-simmons8422 6 месяцев назад

      oh that’s not

  • @qocket
    @qocket 6 месяцев назад +20

    They were all pretty tame until the last one. That reaction was priceless.

  • @Littlegrumbot
    @Littlegrumbot 6 месяцев назад +83

    Jack is such a skibidi rizzler

    • @rickdingenenzo
      @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +8

      He got that Ohio skibidi Rizz from the fanum tax grimace shake 🗣️🥶🔥💯GYATT

    • @gayexterminator3000
      @gayexterminator3000 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@rickdingenenzoWhat

    • @rickdingenenzo
      @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@gayexterminator3000 alright urrm what the sigma? skibidi Ohio outa here bucko 🗣️🔥💯💯💯

    • @gayexterminator3000
      @gayexterminator3000 6 месяцев назад

      @@rickdingenenzo Was I drugged

    • @rickdingenenzo
      @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@gayexterminator3000 yeah yesterday when you drank something before you went to sleep I did, bucko, you're done for 🗣️🔥🔥you got 24 hours left

  • @Pazoo_underscore
    @Pazoo_underscore 6 месяцев назад +12

    currently trying to finish a heartbreaking canon compliant marauders fanfiction on ao3 but cant stop that jack manifold grind

    • @meptunen
      @meptunen 6 месяцев назад +2

      good luck soldier

    • @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy
      @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy 6 месяцев назад

      Forge on warrior. o7

    • @eeeeee8829
      @eeeeee8829 6 месяцев назад +1

      you’ve just reminded me that I was going to get back into my Harry Potter phase because at least fictional characters can’t be outed as abusers, a marauders fic seems like a good start 😌

    • @Pazoo_underscore
      @Pazoo_underscore 6 месяцев назад

      @@eeeeee8829 that is such a mood, I recommend just lovers (like we were supposed to be), choices, and art heist baby. XX (apologies in advance for the pain)

  • @JackRobinson08
    @JackRobinson08 6 месяцев назад +65

    got the notification and let out an audible "YIPPEE"

  • @AshTheStag
    @AshTheStag 6 месяцев назад +16

    The fact that I'm sick doesn't help. It wasn't so bad in the beginning I guess, then when it came to 27:00 I started coughing out of shock and crying out of trauma. 😭

  • @ToOn_ice
    @ToOn_ice 6 месяцев назад +3

    I KNOW ONE OF THESE WRITERS (not personally) AND LOVE THEIR DSMP MEMBER FANFICS- LIKE SO MUCH- AGHH

  • @haileymeydrechh33
    @haileymeydrechh33 6 месяцев назад +5

    Jack I watched you and Tommy’s show while you were in Chicago you guys did absolutely amazing!!

    • @alexmagee8153
      @alexmagee8153 6 месяцев назад +1

      sorry...ARE YOU JUST IGNORING FREDDIE *AND* BINDA??? jack and tommys show...smh😔

    • @haileymeydrechh33
      @haileymeydrechh33 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@alexmagee8153 oh yes my bad I’m very sorry Freddie and binda😢

  • @Duolingo3450
    @Duolingo3450 6 месяцев назад +12

    27:10 I actually pray they took this down

  • @MxShadow8
    @MxShadow8 6 месяцев назад +6

    Currently traumatized from the last one but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind

  • @Dandelion_Ghost
    @Dandelion_Ghost 4 месяца назад +6

    20:51 nah cause that scream caught me off guard 😭.i fell backward into the door of my dishwasher.

  • @noneknowstheswagger
    @noneknowstheswagger 6 месяцев назад +24

    some fanfiction is the modern equivalent of medieval torture. also why does he say gyatt like that

  • @Duny4-ni6gu
    @Duny4-ni6gu 6 месяцев назад +29

    1:47 As a girl, I can vouch that we do like ‘sigma looksmaxxers’ who can ‘rizz up gyatts’.
    As a girl, I can also vouch that my previous statement was extreme sarcasm.

    • @teeya-draws
      @teeya-draws 4 месяца назад +3

      as a person, im concerned for you and your type
      oh wait it was sarcasm

  • @Brownie_The_Penguin
    @Brownie_The_Penguin 6 месяцев назад +4

    1:38 THIS IS JUST- ✨*chef's kiss*✨

  • @Hannah-Taylors-Version
    @Hannah-Taylors-Version 6 месяцев назад +21

    JACK DONT READ THEM SAVE YOURSELF NOW

  • @emma_1842
    @emma_1842 5 месяцев назад +5

    "WHAT! YOU'RE DRINK DRIVING" has got to be one of the funniest things Jack has said in this video

  • @Pokiandi
    @Pokiandi 6 месяцев назад +60

    JACK NOOO YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS I SWEAR

  • @Ztime_Live
    @Ztime_Live 6 месяцев назад +16

    wow! what a beautiful day! lets see what jack posted, hey jac- JACK. JACK. CALM DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT DEOWN.

  • @Kat_etas_Cement
    @Kat_etas_Cement 6 месяцев назад +16

    "all girls what a sigma looksmaxxer who can rizz up gyatts."-Jack Manifold, May 2024.

  • @RACOONsCLONE
    @RACOONsCLONE 3 месяца назад +4

    the fact that i GASPED when i realised i'd read the first fanfiction during my minecraft phase

  • @daisyyellow8782
    @daisyyellow8782 6 месяцев назад +5

    "this isn't actually that big of a word maybe im just an idiot" he's so real for that

  • @mvma.nugget
    @mvma.nugget 6 месяцев назад +3

    13:13 okay why is no one talking about HOW AMAZING THAT IS?! IT IS PERFECT OMG 😭

  • @ezra_the_queer_6
    @ezra_the_queer_6 6 месяцев назад +7

    the whoopa story was actual art, i had me crying so hard, such a tragedy

  • @Froggi152
    @Froggi152 6 месяцев назад +16

    If only he saw what was on Ao3

    • @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy
      @WillSolaceNeedsTherapy 6 месяцев назад +2

      The thing is. There’s worse fanfics on Ao3 but there’s also some wholesome nicer ones. Though it BARELY balances the bad stuff man. (Love the good fic writers though!)

  • @lilyzzworld
    @lilyzzworld 6 месяцев назад +5

    I just wanna say I really love your profile picture on this channel it's just so gorgeous 😭😭

  • @Lozzatrt
    @Lozzatrt Месяц назад +2

    "IM NOT WEIRD" quirkily runs inside.
    "im not normal"

  • @neify-nef
    @neify-nef 6 месяцев назад +8

    Currently going hospital but cant stop that jack manifold grind

  • @jAzspee00
    @jAzspee00 6 месяцев назад +3

    jack is so brave. Praying for you, jack💔🙏

  • @dangerxox
    @dangerxox 6 месяцев назад +3

    was scrolling ao3 but can't stop that jack manifold grind

  • @seedlytoca
    @seedlytoca 21 день назад +6

    26:45 LIQUIDS😨😨

  • @The_Awesome_potato
    @The_Awesome_potato 6 месяцев назад +19

    currently eating a door but can't stop that jack manifold grind

    • @rickdingenenzo
      @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +3

      Currently eating your insides but can't stop that Jack manifold grind

    • @The_Awesome_potato
      @The_Awesome_potato 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@rickdingenenzo they better be mashed

    • @alexashley406
      @alexashley406 6 месяцев назад +1

      what flavour is the door?

    • @The_Awesome_potato
      @The_Awesome_potato 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@alexashley406 wood

    • @alexashley406
      @alexashley406 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@The_Awesome_potato Cedar? Mahogany? ....Oak?

  • @bananabro1010
    @bananabro1010 6 месяцев назад +1

    as a writer of fic where jack happens to be a character i use, these types of videos from the ccs ALWAYS crack me up

  • @rickdingenenzo
    @rickdingenenzo 6 месяцев назад +10

    Currently burning in the depths of hell after i fell into a crack in the Earth but can't stop that Jack manifold

  • @pumacatmeow
    @pumacatmeow 6 месяцев назад +7

    Jack read a smutfic but never verbally asked for it to me taken down, so I think he’s gonna be reading up in his free time