Arabian Psycho

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • After being rescued from Luton airport security, Arabian Psycho finally sees the light of day.
    Discord: / discord
    Official Website: www.strangecat...
    In collaboration with wow_mao: / wowmao
    #americanpsycho #arabianpsycho

Комментарии • 1,6 тыс.

  • @StChrissss
    @StChrissss  2 года назад +5861

    wait wrong account

    • @SteamyShukshee
      @SteamyShukshee 2 года назад +320

      This is also London Luton Airport's fault

    • @the-pot
      @the-pot 2 года назад +172

      Literally 1984

    • @boomer310
      @boomer310 2 года назад +36

      Inshallah

    • @ticler
      @ticler 2 года назад +21

      Mashallah brothar

    • @ncrvako
      @ncrvako 2 года назад +8

      Happens to the best of us.

  • @wowmao
    @wowmao 2 года назад +4354

    its about time you dropped this

  • @TheAmericanPrometheus
    @TheAmericanPrometheus 2 года назад +1916

    Well worth the wait, king. Can't wait for Arabian Psycho's award-winning, world renowned and critically acclaimed prequel, "Better Call Saud".

    • @StChrissss
      @StChrissss  2 года назад +345

      Better Call Saud, now that is an idea

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 2 года назад +40

      @@StChrissss
      May I interest you in the song titled:
      "Saudis in Audis"?
      (Also, how is it world renowned if it hasn't even come out yet? 🧐🤔
      It's like one of them soundcloud rappers that say "y'all already know who it is, but they have less than a thousand followers - if that's even a real thing)

    • @insertnameherebecauseicant9686
      @insertnameherebecauseicant9686 2 года назад +32

      @@StChrissss better call sallah

    • @Lanuzos
      @Lanuzos 2 года назад +48

      I've heard rumors of Breaking Fast airing on TV soon, featuring Wallah Woait, aka Husseinberg.

    • @FatMonkeySexMonkey
      @FatMonkeySexMonkey 2 года назад +7

      @@Lanuzos he broke the fast ? Haram

  • @dudevonsofa1344
    @dudevonsofa1344 2 года назад +637

    he stole wow mao's laptop

  • @creativename235
    @creativename235 2 года назад +1050

    "Muslim Bale" actually made me laugh out loud

    • @mithridatesi9981
      @mithridatesi9981 2 года назад +2

      What's a bale?

    • @georgiosioannou6464
      @georgiosioannou6464 2 года назад +4

      l*oud*

    • @megasupreme9985
      @megasupreme9985 2 года назад +69

      @@mithridatesi9981 'Christian Bale' is the name of the actor in the original movie here, who plays the character Patrick Bateman. This commenter was making a pun on the actor's name in the context of the video.

    • @scrotocles5208
      @scrotocles5208 2 года назад +3

      Same that shit floored me 💀💀💀

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Год назад

      @@megasupreme9985 muslim bale is actually in the video 1:24

  • @budgetlifter
    @budgetlifter 2 года назад +1090

    "alhamdulillah let's see paul allens prayer carpet"
    "look at that subtle off-white stitching. The tasteful thickness of the garment. Inshallah, it even has the shahada..."

    • @ceasar7830
      @ceasar7830 2 года назад +114

      correction..
      it would be masha Allah

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 2 года назад +63

      Masha Allah: Praise God (Oh my God, this is amazing!)
      Insha Allah: God Willing (I hope things go well)

    • @bewater6684
      @bewater6684 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @6drk6mrc6
      @6drk6mrc6 2 года назад +7

      @@Watchmanskey Insha allah as "hopefully", may be more versatile and convenient for translation purposes.

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 2 года назад

      Days later... "TRY GETTING A PENTHOUSE RESERVATION AT THE MAKKAH ABRAJ AL-BAIT NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!" (smashes axe into Awhl Al-Alain's head)

  • @ventedswing3368
    @ventedswing3368 2 года назад +5745

    As a catholic-born person who lives on a mountain in the desert, is a feudalist, who enjoys drinking, and speaks Arabic, I approve of this video.

    • @ventedswing3368
      @ventedswing3368 2 года назад +221

      @Gigachad Correct! I live there but I am not from there.

    • @KaiserHeart
      @KaiserHeart 2 года назад +120

      are you a crusader lord or something

    • @ventedswing3368
      @ventedswing3368 2 года назад +179

      @@KaiserHeart nope just a catholic greek

    • @ventedswing3368
      @ventedswing3368 2 года назад +382

      @Gigachad 😕 it's tough being strong sperm

    • @basileusgaming7047
      @basileusgaming7047 2 года назад +240

      @Gigachad you typed this from a homeless shelter in Hamburg didnt you

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 2 года назад +2267

    wow_mao's early work was a little new wave for my tastes, but when Arabian Psycho came out in '22, I think wow_mao really came into wow_mao's own, commercially and artistically.

    • @prointernetuser
      @prointernetuser 2 года назад +29

      I don't know about commercially, but artistically? For sure.

    • @EthanAdey
      @EthanAdey 2 года назад +1

      Who tf is he? I just watched a rating flag video and that guy was aghast him as well????

    • @meatdealer69lz28
      @meatdealer69lz28 2 года назад +3

      @@EthanAdey wow mao is mao wow halal balkan boi

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 2 года назад +1

      You like Hamzah al-Uwis' recitation of the Qur'an?

    • @EthanAdey
      @EthanAdey 2 года назад +1

      @Blxnded boot

  • @NeurodivergentSuperiority
    @NeurodivergentSuperiority 2 года назад +612

    I am a Pakistani immigrant in Qatar, i can confirm that i have died from a construction accident during my grueling work hours

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 2 года назад +46

      Rip my dude

    • @vp922
      @vp922 2 года назад

      Have u buggered a goat yet?

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 2 года назад +52

      worth it for some football

    • @abdullaalemadi2258
      @abdullaalemadi2258 2 года назад +16

      As a Kafeel, I confirm this is accurate and true

    • @Helios_30
      @Helios_30 2 года назад +11

      Rest in peace brother

  • @d_Rub
    @d_Rub 2 года назад +3662

    This masterpiece had me in tears. When the arabian psycho said: "It's arabin' time!" I was already on the plane heading to Manhattan. Truly one of the videos ever made.

    • @The_confused_god
      @The_confused_god 2 года назад +30

      Wait.

    • @pausedtvmoment5917
      @pausedtvmoment5917 2 года назад +33

      When did you pilot the plane? Before or during the flight? Hopefully during mid flight.

    • @niilop1107
      @niilop1107 2 года назад

      This meme needs to die

    • @Bird_Manukilla
      @Bird_Manukilla 2 года назад +25

      @@pausedtvmoment5917 yeah, it’s a damn shame it hit those two buildings tho. 😢

    • @pausedtvmoment5917
      @pausedtvmoment5917 2 года назад +5

      @@Bird_Manukilla We just did our job.

  • @is2unknown893
    @is2unknown893 2 года назад +1306

    Beautiful, as an Arabic man. This puts a smile on my face

  • @husamismael8926
    @husamismael8926 2 года назад +576

    As someone from Bahrain who has applied to bapco and got declined I can guarantee that is how I imagined working there would be like

  • @a.p.6580
    @a.p.6580 2 года назад +684

    This goes really hard, easily one of the RUclips videos ever made.

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад

      *ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html*
      Finally it's here after so long

    • @sikyr3329
      @sikyr3329 2 года назад +14

      It is one of the RUclips videos ever made, you're correct

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 2 года назад +4

      your comment so crappy that bots also thought it was spam

    • @mediocrecorps
      @mediocrecorps 2 года назад +5

      One of the dead memes of all time.

    • @a.p.6580
      @a.p.6580 2 года назад

      @@fulltimeslackerii8229 when the brain is smooth

  • @MadKingOfMadaya
    @MadKingOfMadaya 2 года назад +387

    *_"With no alcohol because alcohol is haram" caught me way off guard_* 💀

    • @BrunskitANM
      @BrunskitANM Год назад

      Nah man that’s haram😂😂

  • @lucre113
    @lucre113 2 года назад +320

    That video where he asks if he broke fast or if Allah fed him is so funny

    • @satorugojo6921
      @satorugojo6921 2 года назад +20

      Genuinely.

    • @Chrycho99
      @Chrycho99 2 года назад +15

      Truly made me laugh out loud

    • @vergesserforgetter2160
      @vergesserforgetter2160 Год назад +2

      He is trolling, and will go to Hell if he doesn't repent.
      as two men who joked about the Prophet's Promise that they the Muslims will defeat the Romans, they mocked it and the verse was revealed regarding them "make no excuses, you have disbelieved after belief"
      that means they became apostates, alongside anyone who jokes in such matters.

    • @lucre113
      @lucre113 Год назад +3

      @@vergesserforgetter2160 oh come on, I’m pretty sure whatever being or entity created this universe is so far above that kind of petty hurt-ego/revenge-driven wrath

  • @albaraqahtani
    @albaraqahtani 2 года назад +541

    I’m saudi arabian and i LOVED the moment when the arabian psycho said: "It's arabin' time!" I was already on the plane heading to Manhattan. Truly one of the videos ever made.

    • @absolute_baller546
      @absolute_baller546 2 года назад +8

      سلام عليكم

    • @albaraqahtani
      @albaraqahtani 2 года назад +5

      @@absolute_baller546 وعليكم السلام 🤓

    • @mauler7303
      @mauler7303 2 года назад +2

      lmao literally copied comment

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 2 года назад +3

      Remember to land on JFK this time. Other places are not so ideal

    • @koftespiess
      @koftespiess 2 года назад

      United Airlines certified 💀

  • @Ayham4002
    @Ayham4002 2 года назад +414

    Iraqi Muslim here, I found this really funny lmao. I love how you even made fun of the vape thing.

    • @I_HATE_THE_TOS
      @I_HATE_THE_TOS 2 года назад +36

      Are vapes as big amongst your people as they are among zoomers here?

    • @BennyVegas313
      @BennyVegas313 2 года назад +17

      @@I_HATE_THE_TOS Not in Iraq lol

    • @sinan6121
      @sinan6121 2 года назад +1

      No one asked?

    • @jerangkong3458
      @jerangkong3458 2 года назад +16

      @@sinan6121 who

    • @Ayham4002
      @Ayham4002 2 года назад +48

      @@I_HATE_THE_TOS Well in Jordan, there's a hell ton of people who use vape that's it's astounding. I lived my life mostly in Jordan so I can confirm vape is as big for Jordanian zoomers.

  • @Mustafa-xd6jz
    @Mustafa-xd6jz 2 года назад +40

    I love how American psycho is a psycho because he kills several people but Arabic psycho gets the term just cause he broke his fast 😂😂

  • @aaronamour6101
    @aaronamour6101 2 года назад +133

    It's almost scary how accurate this is.
    Ever Arab experiences these exact events at some point in their life.

    • @aaronamour6101
      @aaronamour6101 2 года назад +1

      @Blxnded I give you a 9/10 for creativity. That title actually got my attention.

    • @me5o164
      @me5o164 Год назад +2

      @@aaronamour6101these bots man they are getting creative

  • @atomicwoodpecker0123
    @atomicwoodpecker0123 2 года назад +24

    I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name Batriq Ibn Ba'Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before Suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform Ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is done because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During Wudu, I apply 300 SPF sun lotion to protect from the desert sun. Afterwards, i always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol, because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of a Batriq Ibn Ba'Atman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only a video idea that might be funny. A text-to-speech parody that anxiously borders on insensitive parody, but hopefully doesn't cross that line.

  • @IamFree2
    @IamFree2 2 года назад +5

    وبهذه الطريقة تشجع الناس على قتل المسلمين وتجعل كره المسلمين امر طبيعي

  • @takeshiasahi5494
    @takeshiasahi5494 2 года назад +6

    featuring Muslim Bale .... now that's cultural appropriation

  • @nicholasa3988
    @nicholasa3988 2 года назад +82

    Bro went back to Luton to give us good content. Pure Giga Chad.

  • @dana-uy4on
    @dana-uy4on 2 года назад +31

    3:10 this part got me dead. Truly a masterpiece

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 2 года назад +10

    Lifestyle of the poorest Kuwaiti Man

  • @sambuck8710
    @sambuck8710 2 года назад +20

    impressive. very nice. now lets see paul allens prayer routine.

  • @combatcore23
    @combatcore23 2 года назад +52

    "Because alcohol is haram" had me dying🤣

  • @rumenruler9796
    @rumenruler9796 2 года назад +54

    Batriq iban Ba-Atman looks like famous arab super hero Bat-A-Man with iconic line "Its Arabin time"

  • @That_arabe_kid
    @That_arabe_kid 2 года назад +20

    as an arabic guy I approve of this one helluva masterpiece

  • @hideo1102
    @hideo1102 2 года назад +37

    1:38 I can't believe he said Jesus instead of Isa Ibn Maryam

  • @shamanthks7218
    @shamanthks7218 2 года назад +14

    I fell from my bed laughing when the music started playing at 1:06 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shreeshanthkadam
    @shreeshanthkadam 2 года назад +13

    1:24 "Starring Muslim Bale" lmao💀

  • @Ashraf-Hrira
    @Ashraf-Hrira 2 года назад +6

    Christian Bale when Muslim Bale walk in 😨

    • @figtree_video_archive
      @figtree_video_archive 2 года назад +1

      Muslim Bale when Jewish Bale walks in 😨

    • @Ashraf-Hrira
      @Ashraf-Hrira 2 года назад +3

      @@figtree_video_archivecorrection: Muslim Bale when Jewish Bale walks in 🤬

    • @fishyfish6510
      @fishyfish6510 2 года назад +1

      @@Ashraf-Hrira all of them when Atheist Bale walks in 😲😥

    • @Ashraf-Hrira
      @Ashraf-Hrira 2 года назад +1

      @@fishyfish6510 another correction Jew Bale, Christian Bale and Muslim Bale when Atheist Bale walk in 👿🔪

  • @ريان-ي1ش
    @ريان-ي1ش 2 года назад +3

    مؤثر جدا بارك الله فيك لكن تذكر أكل لحم البشر غير مذبوح بطريقة إسلامية حرام

  • @goodman409
    @goodman409 2 года назад +4

    Thats too racist

  • @TheDeadMeme27
    @TheDeadMeme27 2 года назад +35

    As an arab I can confirm this video was 100% halal

  • @spoopow1555
    @spoopow1555 2 года назад +5

    2:26 these are quran verses ... if you could just cut this part off please

  • @MrAsianPie
    @MrAsianPie 2 года назад +4

    Hijab Girl > Perfect Girl

  • @xy010
    @xy010 Год назад +10

    im an egyptian and i count as a arab, this is a masterpiece, real arab-approved

  • @tempurashrimp9917
    @tempurashrimp9917 2 года назад +16

    Didn't realise you were Luton Airport baggage claim

  • @bouzdesigns
    @bouzdesigns 2 года назад +16

    as an Arabic man from algeria, I'm really happy that you translate the video for us

  • @nobody2024_
    @nobody2024_ 2 года назад +3

    ليه مافي عرب بالتعليقات غريبه

  • @user-jackson5643
    @user-jackson5643 2 года назад +3

    يا رجل ماذا يحدث👋🏻🇮🇶

  • @zeg4700
    @zeg4700 2 года назад +3

    حرام

  • @soggmeisterlasagnagarfield
    @soggmeisterlasagnagarfield 2 года назад +3

    another profound quran prediction

  • @محمدالسياف-ر1ك
    @محمدالسياف-ر1ك 2 года назад +9

    يا رجل! هذا الفيديو كان في غاية الروعة😂😂😂

    • @ANGEL-gh8sk
      @ANGEL-gh8sk 2 года назад +1

      😂💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

  • @AlasnaQ
    @AlasnaQ 2 года назад +2

    *Batriq Ibn Ba'uthman

  • @omareid3197
    @omareid3197 2 года назад +3

    A lot of Muslims guys found this funny congratulations now a part of ua became like Christians and so on they just have the religion name on their chest and saying as a Muslim i confirm that and this so cringe honestly selling ur identity and what you stand for and let people make fun of it so you be more likeable so €ringe

    • @walter4180
      @walter4180 2 года назад +2

      Allah forbid people don't take everything in life so seriously

    • @omareid3197
      @omareid3197 2 года назад +2

      @@walter4180 there is something called standards that you never cross like making fun of a religious orders and so one thank you for your opinion

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 года назад +2

    The average Qatari man

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 2 года назад +102

    as an arab, you're a genius for including this meme 3:08

  • @turbochad69
    @turbochad69 Год назад +2

    FIFA 2022 be like:

  • @3bdol161
    @3bdol161 2 года назад +8

    2:35 this made me laugh (I'm saudi btw)

  • @aquareema
    @aquareema 2 года назад +19

    I haven't laughed this hard in ages! 10/10 meme

  • @Yagh10
    @Yagh10 2 года назад +31

    HE'S LITERALLY ME!!!

  • @taimur74
    @taimur74 2 года назад +5

    Where are you going Patrick ?
    I have to return some prayer mats ..

  • @sai-pq4rr
    @sai-pq4rr 2 года назад +3

    الترجمة💀

  • @中国摇滚
    @中国摇滚 2 года назад +3

    Can’t wait for better call halal and breaking jihad

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 2 года назад +103

    I feel blessed to be able to witness this absolute masterpiece, praise Allah.

    • @wahabeez
      @wahabeez 2 года назад +14

      indeed mashallah that allah has blessed upon us this revelation

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 2 года назад +2

      Praise Allah

    • @DonaldLove-nm7yj
      @DonaldLove-nm7yj 2 года назад +3

      How to act like "muslims" for non-muslims:
      Literally replace Jesus or God in religious christian phrases with Allah and you're done!
      You can totally fool muslim and have them confused!

    • @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843
      @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843 2 года назад +2

      I shall now proceed to knock down a skyscraper.

    • @gtaddict3666
      @gtaddict3666 2 года назад +1

      @@anti-islamicterroristorgan8843
      It was the cia who destroyed the twin towers.

  • @stunnagirl8465
    @stunnagirl8465 2 года назад +5

    0:08 "batriq Iban BA-ATMAN" this name just killed me💀

  • @a_random_W
    @a_random_W 2 года назад +5

    As a muslim, i approve this video. And i rate this video 6.9/5 allahuakbar

  • @mubarak5123
    @mubarak5123 2 года назад +5

    وَلَئِن سَأَلْتَهُمْ لَيَقُولُنَّ إِنَّمَا كُنَّا نَخُوضُ وَنَلْعَبُ ۚ قُلْ أَبِٱللَّهِ وَءَايَـٰتِهِۦ وَرَسُولِهِۦ كُنتُمْ تَسْتَهْزِءُونَ
    9:65
    Read this before you say that you are a muslim and proud of this video

  • @reylax6
    @reylax6 2 года назад +8

    Masterpiece of a video,would like to see Balkan Pyscho

  • @uveantonio4094
    @uveantonio4094 2 года назад +6

    1:37 Jesús?

  • @averagefreedomenjoyer8209
    @averagefreedomenjoyer8209 2 года назад +33

    Maybe the real Arabian Psycho was the friends we made along the way

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 2 года назад +90

    I'm not an Arab, but as a Sunni Muslim, this video is the funniest thing I've seen today

    • @null6482
      @null6482 2 года назад +9

      Don't say sunni Muslim just say Muslim.

    • @theterminator2879
      @theterminator2879 2 года назад

      @@null6482 Why? Long Live Basshar Al Asad

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens Год назад

      @@null6482 you'll anger the Shiites

    • @null6482
      @null6482 Год назад

      @@BichaelStevens who

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens Год назад

      @@null6482 _(You just provoked a gang war)_

  • @MycShredder
    @MycShredder 2 года назад +10

    1:38 "Jesus"
    "عيسى"
    Well played lmao

  • @alexandersalter6686
    @alexandersalter6686 2 года назад +12

    I knew someone at university who was EXACTLY like this…

  • @gnosisqnce6758
    @gnosisqnce6758 2 года назад +16

    This looks by pure chance like a movie adaptation of Soumission
    (I love it)

  • @AliMemonAM7
    @AliMemonAM7 Год назад +2

    "My name is Ahmed Al-Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in not skipping prayer time and be there on time. In the early morning, I wake up, wash myself and then head to the local mosque where I can pray the Fajir. If I'm late to the group prayer, I join them but then have to carry on with my prayer and finish my missing rakat. After, I head out to the local town and visit my favourite coffee shop to get a dark coffee with no extra sugar, because sugar leads to a lot of problems in terms of my health. And I hang out there for almost 10 minutes before I head to the local falafel restaurant and purchase myself a nice stuffed bun with cucumber and tomato dressing and a side of fries. There's an idea of an Ahmed Al-Bateman. Some kind of an abstraction. But there's no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
    -Ahmed Al-Bateman.

  • @hhvy9991
    @hhvy9991 2 года назад +4

    هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

  • @MrRupok-bm9rb
    @MrRupok-bm9rb 2 года назад +4

    Anybody know how to edit picture like this 2:41

  • @cameronmoughton9933
    @cameronmoughton9933 2 года назад +12

    I'm not exaggerating, this is the funniest video I've ever seen.

  • @islam_thegreat
    @islam_thegreat 2 года назад +2

    Christian bale vs Islam bale vs Atheist bale(God butcher).

  • @R1FAAAT
    @R1FAAAT 2 года назад +5

    As a Bangladeshi Muslim who didn’t watch American Psycho, I can say that this is a masterpiece.

    • @orionsbelt6896
      @orionsbelt6896 2 года назад

      As a bd cinephile, I suggest you not to

  • @radial_reptile4640
    @radial_reptile4640 Год назад +2

    Impressive. Let’s see Pau Al-Lens card.

  • @krish4134
    @krish4134 2 года назад +7

    Ayo you the one who stole wow_mao's laptop at Luton?😳😳😳

  • @theussr1253
    @theussr1253 2 года назад +6

    As an Albanian Muslim I can confirm that this is me

  • @Skyleed
    @Skyleed 2 года назад +10

    As an Arab and a Muslim, I find nothing wrong with this video and actually pretty funny, good job on the video man 👍🏼

    • @sasasasasasasasa621
      @sasasasasasasasa621 2 года назад +1

      its haram to make fun of religion, its mentioned in the the Quran brudda.
      9:65
      If you question them, they will certainly say, “We were only talking idly and joking around.” Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”

    • @Omar_78117
      @Omar_78117 2 года назад

      @@sasasasasasasasa621 don't be a متشدد and it's not offensive.

    • @boredchild6631
      @boredchild6631 2 года назад +1

      @@sasasasasasasasa621 they didnt redicule anything with the religon just some arab culture, showing what ppl do not what they should be doing

    • @nocturne3220
      @nocturne3220 Год назад

      And if you ask them, they will surely say, "We were only conversing and playing." Say, "Is it Allah and His verses and His Messenger that you were mocking?" Surat at tawabah ayah 65.

  • @qaracanyraq
    @qaracanyraq 2 года назад +1

    Bro you should have change that “Jesus” to “Oh Allah” or “Muhammed”

  • @getajobmate1281
    @getajobmate1281 2 года назад +20

    I'm on the verge of tears by the time we reach the Mosque, since I'm positive we won't have a decent prayer mat.

  • @vicboss9383
    @vicboss9383 Год назад +2

    "Because I,'ve brocken my fast with masturbation " I felt that😬

  • @mouaz670
    @mouaz670 2 года назад +10

    As an Arab i can approve this is a masterpiece

  • @GradiuS714
    @GradiuS714 2 года назад +2

    تخيل ان تضحك على هذا

    • @nah3223
      @nah3223 2 года назад

      ضحكت

    • @roxas8915
      @roxas8915 2 года назад

      @@nah3223 منبطح

    • @nah3223
      @nah3223 2 года назад

      @@roxas8915 كلناا سلمان كلنا محمد

  • @Saadlolwhy
    @Saadlolwhy 2 года назад +18

    I know it's a meme but alcohol is okay in perfumes and for use externally. It's not an impure substance.

    • @spinmaster0
      @spinmaster0 2 года назад +9

      @Sanctus Paulus 1962 Because the wine in muslim heaven does not intoxicate.

    • @el_gatoNegro
      @el_gatoNegro 2 года назад +7

      It not called "muslim heaven" in islam teachings, it is only called heaven or jannah in arabic, and jannah means heaven.

    • @DonaldLove-nm7yj
      @DonaldLove-nm7yj 2 года назад

      @Oreo’os I bet my life savings that nerdling didn't read your comment

    • @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843
      @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843 2 года назад

      Child marriages = ;)
      Accidentally brushing against a whamen = ', 0

    • @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843
      @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843 2 года назад

      @@el_gatoNegro Technically only Muslims go to heaven in Islam...

  • @DudeStfuu
    @DudeStfuu Год назад +37

    As a Arabian (iraqi🇮🇶) girl , I love this , made me laugh so much 😂

    • @slavyslav
      @slavyslav Год назад +1

      I’m Christian American and this floored me. Wow Mao has a certain talent for shitposting that only the greats have. Lmao

  • @Based-i2r
    @Based-i2r 2 года назад +2

    نضرت الاجانب غريبه يحسبون نعيش في الصحراء و نركب الجمأل

    • @أحمدزكريا-ط1ب
      @أحمدزكريا-ط1ب Год назад

      لا و يحسبونا كلنا أغنياء وعنده قصور من الذهب 😂

  • @ananthupavi1684
    @ananthupavi1684 2 года назад +3

    Staring Muslim Bale Lmao 🤣

  • @Azumagoat-Daioh
    @Azumagoat-Daioh 2 года назад +2

    Christian Bale when Islamic Bale walks in

  • @amirhellsing5746
    @amirhellsing5746 2 года назад +5

    3:00
    Dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dcanedemboyz7431
    @dcanedemboyz7431 2 года назад +2

    Nlgga said i pray fajr before suhoor, bruuuh

  • @verysmartultrahuman939
    @verysmartultrahuman939 2 года назад +8

    2:51 this is the best bit

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX 4 месяца назад

      It mocks muslims for their antisemitism

  • @the_indicted
    @the_indicted 2 года назад +2

    my vapes are good, had one on my ... i dont even know, some granny almost killed me on the sub way so y stoped RIGHT THERE xD and went back to regular cancer with filters RED and deli cooof nah i am good

  • @afraazauleear3137
    @afraazauleear3137 2 года назад +4

    He killed all the jins and shaytan am proud

    • @StChrissss
      @StChrissss  2 года назад +1

      this is my favorite comment

  • @asperRader
    @asperRader 2 года назад +2

    I don't understand why a piano (an instrument) is playing, it should be a nasheed.

  • @Забавныйчеловек-ы5н
    @Забавныйчеловек-ы5н 2 года назад +8

    I love you st chris.

  • @ahsanjahangir9540
    @ahsanjahangir9540 Год назад +2

    So it's muslim bale not Cristian bale

  • @s.o7365
    @s.o7365 2 года назад +3

    1:44 Christian Bale when Muslim Bale walks in

  • @m_abo_khaled266
    @m_abo_khaled266 Год назад +2

    والله التعديل رهيييب 😂😂😂❤

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ 2 года назад +6

    Truly a misunderstood masterpiece. Best movie to watch with the family

  • @basedbartholomew3968
    @basedbartholomew3968 2 года назад +2

    My reaction to that information