The Time The Place, Chris Morris

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2006
  • chris morris on some terrible looking chat show being a pain, good man.
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  • @TheComplete
    @TheComplete 7 лет назад +243

    I always have the feeling that Chris Morris' genius has been underused over the years. We need it now more than ever...

    • @12345charliebrown
      @12345charliebrown 6 лет назад +2

      we have /pol/ its all the shitposting you'll ever need.

    • @mikejarrett3297
      @mikejarrett3297 6 лет назад +5

      He realised with brass eye television was going to be impossible for his brilliance and the PC brigade will have made his life hell-i'd love to see him back tho ripping both sides cos political comedy now is so one sided.

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 5 лет назад +1

      Life would be boring without him and he knows it!!!!

    • @lilithlevi9534
      @lilithlevi9534 3 года назад

      Oh after he said and saw all aldready in 90 jam the ep of cable guy with the tv spreading lizard was 30 years before all was seen by those wakin now and i was a little strange girl lookin he must flew in usa only for a thing today all use pedorings and celebrities flagged as pedos c mon ..
      I passed drugs but i was not offended by the sketch of the heroin adict going to buy cigarettes with money and a gun why cause it was true it remembered me my 2 husband when were in a bad money period and i ve been raped noobody cries for me so fuck it they turn it as they want if he did as sacha baron cohen and sold out he now can be on netflix but we re not all sheepole sheep people that is a dangerous race then they complain for how this world works oh god god

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 2 года назад

      Shh, what about now after Chinese batflu plague and on the brink of thermonuclear vaporisation!
      You don't appreciate a quiet life when it's happening ? Peace ✌

  • @sejlali1704
    @sejlali1704 10 лет назад +155

    "And you've changed the colour of your hair. Why is it not white anymore?" lmao!!

  • @iainrobb2076
    @iainrobb2076 8 лет назад +119

    "A large four legged breast...and they were scared by it." Comic gold.

  • @Evilacidfunker
    @Evilacidfunker 15 лет назад +14

    The way he stayed in character and completely ad-libbed the last part is genius

  • @kev9089798767
    @kev9089798767 8 лет назад +76

    "What happened to your hair? Why is it not white anymore?" is my personal favourite part

  • @basselkh8082
    @basselkh8082 6 лет назад +42

    sitting there trolling their show with serious straight face like a legend he is

  • @dannysmith785
    @dannysmith785 8 лет назад +116

    When Chris Morris opens a Troll School, I'm there.

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 8 лет назад +21

      Indeed! Chris was doing trolling long before trolling was even a concept of annoying people!!

    • @Muskateering
      @Muskateering 7 лет назад +7

      And he did it in person!

    • @ML-zk9gx
      @ML-zk9gx 7 лет назад +4

      Then we got sacha baron cohen that just went slightly insane with it, obviously influence by chris morris

    • @MantisEnergy
      @MantisEnergy 4 года назад +2

      Chris Morris for PM.

    • @garymorgan3314
      @garymorgan3314 4 года назад +4

      @@MantisEnergy Oh he's far better than that Jonathan. Met him once, outside the Pinter theatre. Polite, interesting, chatty.
      In fact an utterly top bloke.

  • @blueknightuk
    @blueknightuk 12 лет назад +50

    JS: Christopher Morris. Does that ring a bell?
    CM: No.

  • @briancooper
    @briancooper 9 лет назад +75

    The legend Chris Morris.

  • @replicas11
    @replicas11 8 лет назад +64

    Excellent lampoon by Chris Morris and congrats to the host for taking it well and handling the situation professionally despite having Chris rip the shit out of his show in a manner and style only he could do.

  • @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist
    @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist 17 лет назад +4

    Where is he now? There is nobody who can touch Chris Morris. Brasseye and The Day Today still crack me up now. Never seen this before. Brilliant.

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 7 лет назад +3

    "The Time, The Place" was the mid morning talk show on ITV. It usually aired live at 10.00am weekdays and would come from different parts of the UK each week, but most of the time it was either London, Norwich or Nottingham. I remember it as a kid, when I was on school holidays during the early 1990s. It lasted from 1987-1998.

  • @EclecticSceptic
    @EclecticSceptic 13 лет назад +11

    What a legend. He is a master of keeping a straight face.

  • @IanM1984
    @IanM1984 12 лет назад +20

    Chris Morris is a British treasure. Oh, and there weren't any Saxons in what is now GB when the Romans were here, rather, Celts.

  • @PooperScooperTrooper
    @PooperScooperTrooper 10 лет назад +9

    I saw this when it aired. It was very freaky and funny at the time. I was a big fan then as well. Really cool.

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 7 лет назад +56

    Our ancestors were so enchanted by breasts, they built giant monuments to them, what we today call hills. Britain today would be flat if it were not for this fixation.

    • @rainblaze.
      @rainblaze. 6 лет назад +3

      Woody Hutton
      you sir win the internet for today pleeeease ...take a bow

  • @jockmackay9582
    @jockmackay9582 3 года назад +4

    I have no idea why he doesn't appear in his own films, he's a sublime actor

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 года назад +2

    Brilliance, as one would expect from a comedy genius.

  • @AkyovNorthWest
    @AkyovNorthWest 6 лет назад +15

    2:25 notice how quick he just thinks up the Peter Davis story

    • @Right_Said_Brett
      @Right_Said_Brett 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, it's extremely likely that Chris Morris had already come up with the Peter Davis pseudonym and character backstory, just in case the producers noticed that it was Chris Morris sat in the audience, spouting humorous nonsense.

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca 2 года назад +1

      @@Right_Said_Brett I’d agree with that, not to say he isn’t quick!

  • @bigfan1041
    @bigfan1041 7 лет назад +5

    Please come back Chris.

  • @TehBuhmDiggeee
    @TehBuhmDiggeee 16 лет назад +4

    I actually don't think it's possible to not adore this guy. He's fucking hilarious, everything he's done has been side-splittingly funny.

  • @frenchkids
    @frenchkids 14 лет назад +1

    Can't belive I'd never seen this before. This is a gem.

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 9 лет назад +24

    Miss you Chris, do something new for us quick please.

    • @flacidmemberstate
      @flacidmemberstate 7 лет назад +2

      Ged Rooney feature length film been commissioned by film 4

    • @MantisEnergy
      @MantisEnergy 4 года назад

      You can find a video of him discussing trump's tactics that's recent

  • @robbiesize
    @robbiesize 9 лет назад +20

    The talentless hack was pretty cool. Morris is a bit of a god.

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 13 лет назад +1

    Absolutely love it.

  • @twitchygiraffe4636
    @twitchygiraffe4636 7 лет назад

    I would have payed a fortune to be in the audience that day! Would of taken all my dvd's to get signed and been a total fan boy! Chris at his best here!

  • @Insomniac_1986
    @Insomniac_1986 10 лет назад +6

    Thank you Peter Baxendale Thomas.

  • @porksidewarrior
    @porksidewarrior 17 лет назад

    u the man morris,,true comedy legend,,probs the best ever,,genius

  • @monozero
    @monozero 17 лет назад +4

    Genius thanks so much. I laughed so much. The line where he asked why he'd changed the colour of his hair in reference to Kilroy. Brilliant. I've met him and I was off my face. I asked for his autograph and he totally 'Morris'd' me by making me wait while he scratched a name on a peice of paper with his hotel room key. I just thought he was being nice cos there was no pen. I then sobered up and realised he was totally taking the piss. I feel so honoured!

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi 7 лет назад +21

    A troll before troll was even common knowledge.

    • @djdoolittle1315
      @djdoolittle1315 5 лет назад

      Supercharged 💚😂

    • @MBM1117727
      @MBM1117727 5 лет назад

      Lol do you think people didn't play pranks before the internet?

  • @awaitlightning
    @awaitlightning 14 лет назад +1

    What an utter, utter legend!!

  • @ElvenEmma
    @ElvenEmma 17 лет назад +1

    chris morris is a legend no question about it

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 5 лет назад +1

    Man, seeing this really made me realize how on-point the brass eye episode with this format was.

  • @spearian
    @spearian 14 лет назад

    great stuff! im so pleased he did this :D

  • @kyletitterton
    @kyletitterton 17 лет назад +1

    Correct. I'd never seen this before. He's as good a performance artist as he is an actor or writer. Everything he does is pure class

  • @donsby
    @donsby 14 лет назад

    He's a genius!! Got to love Chris Morris

  • @garymorgan3314
    @garymorgan3314 6 лет назад

    Ah Morris, what a bloke. Hilarious. Met him and had quite a chat: courteous, clever and genuine. (When not mucking about, as here).

  • @66Nico
    @66Nico 14 лет назад +1

    Chris Morris, another Genius! He and Peter Cook were the best.

  • @1981chrismartin
    @1981chrismartin 14 лет назад

    That sounds brilliant!

  • @alexlee7773
    @alexlee7773 16 лет назад

    bloody brilliant

  • @fusionrocket
    @fusionrocket 15 лет назад

    i laughed sooo much.. thankyou Chris..

  • @stevolution666
    @stevolution666 15 лет назад

    i love you chris

  • @leyobahn2011
    @leyobahn2011 10 лет назад +67

    Chris Morris has been away for a while... He needs to get on the Jeremy Kyle show as an alcoholic father who screwed his daughter's goldfish and give him hell!

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 13 лет назад +1

    A brilliant performance - best enjoyed with a piping hot bowl of invisible lead soup.

  • @su79nioj
    @su79nioj 17 лет назад +1

    Chris Morris: Fearless.

  • @campag1979
    @campag1979 17 лет назад

    superb!

  • @myloverisbillmurray
    @myloverisbillmurray 13 лет назад

    unflinching....fantastic.

  • @chrisschef
    @chrisschef 14 лет назад +1

    saw this live when i was just aboy

  • @MetalGearKelan
    @MetalGearKelan 16 лет назад

    sheer brilliance

  • @tc98826
    @tc98826 12 лет назад +13

    Did he make all that up? I admit I was convinced in parts

  • @bringmemybow
    @bringmemybow 14 лет назад

    "what d'you make of that" I love this genius, wish he did more of his own stuff.

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 9 лет назад +6

    THE BALLS!

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 12 лет назад +6

    "Incolae praiapae"

  • @DZZLL
    @DZZLL 16 лет назад

    Oh I loooove chris morris. one of the greatest british comedians ever.

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy 17 лет назад

    "You LANKY Welshman" sounds about right to me.

  • @Jamesharveycomics
    @Jamesharveycomics 4 года назад +3

    I brought this up at one of the Brass Eye: Oxide Ghosts shows, and the director confirmed that Morris was doing this for Brass Eye. He didn't use any of the footage on the show because he got rumbled, as you'll see at the end.

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 3 года назад +1

      interesting. any other nice bits of info from those oxide thingys?

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 3 года назад +3

      C S5 oh yeah, lots. There was some extremely funny material that would have been far too rude to put on the show. It was a few years ago, so my memory’s a bit blank. There was footage of the elephant shitting on the studio floor Blue Peter-style and Morris immediately quips “did I press the wrong button?”, making the whole crew laugh. Which is a side of himself he never usually reveals. A shame, really.

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 3 года назад +3

      C S5 oh, and Morris remained in character the entire time he was at the studios for The Time The Place. So this scene where he stormed out of the studio continued all the way out into the car park and beyond.

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 3 года назад +2

      @@Jamesharveycomics haha brilliant. I actually saw this when it went out. I had a really bad hangover and half thought I might be hallucinating it.
      I'm gutted the oxide ghosts thing is not coming out on dvd/blu ray/youtube etc....

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks 4 месяца назад +1

      Are you the James Harvey who did that hugely formatted comic about radical plastic surgery?! That was fantastic, I still have the first printing! Beautiful, beautiful artwork.

  • @mirkiekishka
    @mirkiekishka 14 лет назад

    when he says men are frightened of women with brains the woman at the back goes ABSOLUTELY. :)) Genius

  • @franksvenatra
    @franksvenatra 17 лет назад

    GENIUS

  • @MegaCunnie
    @MegaCunnie 6 лет назад

    Pure genius.

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy 17 лет назад

    It had an early-morning repeat the next day. Judging by a few threads on Cook'd And Bomb'd, a fair few Chris Morris fans saw this live and were very much delighted / mortified.

  • @skd1337
    @skd1337 14 лет назад

    LEGEND!

  • @kennethspoonfeeder4259
    @kennethspoonfeeder4259 10 лет назад +3

    He is our leader

  • @fivepointsix
    @fivepointsix 18 лет назад

    semi-rumbled...... i love that. i'm gonna use it in conversation this week.

  • @mattjohnholmes
    @mattjohnholmes 17 лет назад

    i love chris morris

  • @DarkFreedomGaming3812
    @DarkFreedomGaming3812 14 лет назад

    Amazing

  • @stephenmcconnell1000
    @stephenmcconnell1000 8 лет назад +41

    Hahaha he pretends that he thinks Stapleton is Kilroy-Silk with the white hair comment at the end

    • @billsheppard1166
      @billsheppard1166 7 лет назад +4

      I think Morris managed to find the receipts for Just for Men in Stapleton's bin

  • @JackMcCarthy
    @JackMcCarthy 17 лет назад

    Brilliant!

  • @Sunlight70
    @Sunlight70 15 лет назад +1

    Love the way Morris can hook a few people with a popular opinion then turn the screw as much as possible. Class act.

  • @sqgl
    @sqgl 14 лет назад

    thanks I missed that

  • @Sparks127
    @Sparks127 17 лет назад

    Didn't know about this, Chris, you are the Bozz Bozz!

  • @mayzon111222
    @mayzon111222 16 лет назад +1

    legend

  • @margatecoxon
    @margatecoxon 15 лет назад

    Chris Morris you legend!

  • @DushevnaSepsa
    @DushevnaSepsa 13 лет назад

    Brilliant.

  • @bgg0071
    @bgg0071 15 лет назад

    haha, v. funny. thnx for posting !

  • @dragonjohn34
    @dragonjohn34 10 лет назад +5

    I swear he calls him a lucky bastard at the end.

    • @beardtrick
      @beardtrick 7 лет назад +2

      dragonjohn34 yeah I think he does to

  • @paulconnelly4050
    @paulconnelly4050 5 лет назад +3

    I remember when this happened. Chris Morris is and has always been so unappreciated despite being one of the funniest and smartest comedians in the UK. Armando Ianucci and Stewart Lee are in the same league.

    • @garymorgan3314
      @garymorgan3314 4 года назад +3

      No, they really aren't. Armando has different, huge skills. Lee is a little overrated imo.

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 3 года назад +1

      Wholeheartedly agree gazza, Armando is brilliant but different and Lee is nowhere near the level of Morris. Crazy to mention them in the same breath.

    • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
      @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 2 года назад

      @@jockmackay9582 It wasn't mentioned in the Same Breath it was a Written Comment.

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 2 года назад

      @@UnbelievableEricthegiraffe metaphorically speaking you dimwit

  • @tobias89
    @tobias89 14 лет назад

    Love it at the end when the presenter goes all Partridge.

  • @2spoonsmaloy
    @2spoonsmaloy 14 лет назад

    a living genious

  • @FabledFrame
    @FabledFrame 15 лет назад

    that was great

  • @raborian
    @raborian 16 лет назад

    what a man!!

  • @rich1980
    @rich1980 18 лет назад

    brilliant!

  • @passingpoor
    @passingpoor 15 лет назад +1

    This is the greatest comedian of all time.
    It is testimony of the sheer stupidity of most people's lives. The fact that Cohen and
    Brand are more famous is an absolute outrage.
    Bow to the master, form and hype are temporary class is permanent.

  • @StonefieldJim4
    @StonefieldJim4 14 лет назад

    The thought of a world without Chris scares me.

  • @tescoid
    @tescoid 17 лет назад

    legend.

  • @qwerty271
    @qwerty271 16 лет назад

    LEGEND

  • @tranter147
    @tranter147 18 лет назад

    What a Legend , love the 4 legged brest thing

  • @alexbooth9766
    @alexbooth9766 9 лет назад +7

    Mr Reynholm before he run Reynholm Industries

  • @ElDudeBrother
    @ElDudeBrother 16 лет назад

    This is amazing!! The four-legged breast killed me.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 12 лет назад

    Brilliant

  • @kingdaniel69
    @kingdaniel69 8 лет назад +1

    Genius.

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy 17 лет назад

    I'm sure it's "You LANKY Welshman", but I can't be sure.

  • @SethHesio
    @SethHesio 14 лет назад

    So ahead of his time..

  • @LiamPorterFilms
    @LiamPorterFilms 15 лет назад

    He doesn't even smirk. What a guy.

  • @fybeedybee
    @fybeedybee 16 лет назад

    Chris morris can do no wrong! I can't wait for his now project with Channel 4...gonna be mega!

  • @kidderowski
    @kidderowski 16 лет назад

    Chris Morris at his best. Wish he did a lot more TV.

  • @TokyoXtreme
    @TokyoXtreme 6 лет назад +2

    "The story of the MINE-otaur." Classic Chris pronunciations.

  • @johnnycon
    @johnnycon 15 лет назад

    Morris is a God amongst men.

  • @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist
    @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist 17 лет назад

    Jesus here he goes again. Good on him.

  • @Jonboytaff
    @Jonboytaff 15 лет назад

    Chris Morris = Comedy Genius

  • @PlanetBongoSan
    @PlanetBongoSan 11 лет назад

    this is a fucking gem thanks for the upload pal