My 12yr old son is washing up in the kitchen with his mum, all I can hear is 'This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, why with the power of the death star.....' Good family laughs right there! Thanks Eddie!
4:27 _"Why...with the power of the Death Star, do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?"_ A valid point! Though, one could note that (at risk of death by tray) because so much power is dedicated to dealing out death, there's not much left for anything else... :)
@@donnabarronpatreon6733 hahaha I love Eddie Izzard but he is not the ideal person to learn English from. Great use of vocabulary, but so absurd most of the time.
Well, it was set a long time ago... Before the dark times. Before the dynamic fiscal restructuring in a quest for greater efficiency, otherwise known as "austerity." 😂 In my head canon, the Empire was precisely the sort of twattish organisation that gets rid of it's staff canteen because the boss gets insecure about everyone going for lunch and not inviting him, so rather than just ask, he makes everyone have to eat at their desk in sullen silence. 😂
I first saw his video from 'Live at Madison Square Garden' where basically the whole routine was the history of the world. I was laughing so hard throughout. He's an absolute legend and very unique sense of humor. You've got to watch that routine.
Dude. I cannot tell you how many times I return to this video, how many times I share this with a loved one. This is an extraordinarily funny and original routine. Hats off to you.
I just found this guy yesterday and he is the real deal. As active as I am on RUclips even with comedy I can't figure out how I missed him. I listened to him most the night last night, while I was making chord progressions and have to say he kept me from it a lot great talent.
The bit where he goes "this is the death star, we are in the death star", I thought we were going to have a play on the anarcho-syndicalists from monty-python and the holy grail.
MonsterHunterRoon Yeah but then for flow of story if you go 451236 it works as a story that has a beginning middle and end. But regardless you forgot the cartoon movie and 3.5 (rogue one)
Lol Eddie is such a nut, I love it. He'd be so much fun to just hang out with day to day and see this material evolve from bits & pieces into something worth a ticket. I bet folding money that canteen stuff started out by him fumbling around making dinner and talking to himself in a half rant. He's a great actor too. Loved him as Long John Silver.
"I am Vader, I can kill catering with a thought! "What?" "I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought.. just.. I'll get a tray, fuck it." This is gold, haha
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
This bloody sketch has my grinning like a maniac every time I'm out to an Italian restaurant or shopping somewhere where they sell penne. Damn you Jeff Vader!
I have never laughed so much. This mans surreal humour does things it should not do. I never thought so much talent could come from bexhill. Broilliant,!!
The fact that this routine got a nod in the Skywalker Saga game makes me so happy
Okay now I want to play the game and I do not do gaming.
How? Can you explain the nod it got?
And also in the Star Wars Porn Parody.
It's included in the star wars spoofs special on the first complete 6 film blu ray star wars set.
It’s because TT games the developers are British🇬🇧
This never gets old.
+Paladin Paranormal So very true.
You're not wrong 😂
My 12yr old son is washing up in the kitchen with his mum, all I can hear is 'This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, why with the power of the death star.....' Good family laughs right there! Thanks Eddie!
"did you dry these in a rain forest?" I think of this line every day when I eat in the canteen at work
"This one is wet.
This one is wet.
This one is wet.
This one is wet.
This one is wet.
Did you dry these in a rainforest?!"
💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧
4:27 _"Why...with the power of the Death Star, do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?"_
A valid point!
Though, one could note that (at risk of death by tray) because so much power is dedicated to dealing out death, there's not much left for anything else... :)
Eddie is a god of comedy and certainly in the top five of British comedians.
After 10 years this stays in my top 10 youtube videos ever... I learned english thanks to this masterpiece!
You learnt English from Eddie Izzard?
Check out his "dressed to kill" stand up.
So you speak authentic English mumble? 😳
@@donnabarronpatreon6733 hahaha I love Eddie Izzard but he is not the ideal person to learn English from. Great use of vocabulary, but so absurd most of the time.
And i bet you've learned a bit of history as well.
"I'm your boss!"
"You're mister Stevens?"
"Who's mr Stevens?"
"He's head of catering"
"I'm not head of catering!"
thatguyyousawinasda lol that's my favorite line!
Come on, the Death Star must have had a staff restaurant.
He realised that and went with it.
Eddie stands with anyone in the history of comedy.
Well, it was set a long time ago... Before the dark times. Before the dynamic fiscal restructuring in a quest for greater efficiency, otherwise known as "austerity." 😂
In my head canon, the Empire was precisely the sort of twattish organisation that gets rid of it's staff canteen because the boss gets insecure about everyone going for lunch and not inviting him, so rather than just ask, he makes everyone have to eat at their desk in sullen silence. 😂
"I can kill Catering with a thought."
- Darth Vader
There better be a Death Star canteen in Rogue One
I hope the CGI representing the Penne Arrabiata is well executed.
Arief Leuvenardi sorry there wasnt
he's very good at rambling, he's actually quite brilliant at it
One of the funniest bits from any stand-up...ever. Wholly original and laugh out loud funny.
It's a classic.
Mr Stevens, head of catering, the most influential figure in the entire Death Star, more powerful than God himself.
I want a Mr. Stevens, Head of Catering action figure.
You really do not want to have anything to do with Mr Stevens. He will hit you with his +2 frying pan.
Love how the guy who joins the que later is Welsh. The accent just makes it funnier 😂
Welsh is the funniest of the British accents.
@@AtlasBlizzard and makes the grapeyest of jams.
I first saw his video from 'Live at Madison Square Garden' where basically the whole routine was the history of the world. I was laughing so hard throughout. He's an absolute legend and very unique sense of humor. You've got to watch that routine.
Dude. I cannot tell you how many times I return to this video, how many times I share this with a loved one. This is an extraordinarily funny and original routine. Hats off to you.
he is more elegant than I could ever be. his foot movements are perfect. witty, intelligent and gracefully. damnl
Just love your "Traffic" Song
this classic never gets old...
Jeff Vader omg lol
I still remember the time I got a damp tray at Subway, and this one was running through my head.
This is still a top tier bit.
"...Alright, I'm Jeff Vader." Just brilliant!
"Can I have your autograph?"
"This isnt a game of who the fuck are you"
Gets me everytime when someone thinks they're amazing
10 years ago, when I was 9, I heard this damn joke in a Lego stopmotion video. I can't believe I stumbled on the source after so long XD
The Great Gamer I remember that video it was funny
You're Mr Stevens?? LOL
“..Who is Mr. Stevens?!”
“He’s head of catering.”
@@Tigerman1138 gets me every time
That's Jeff Vader, that is.
"did you dry these in a rainforest?"
i died
I just found this guy yesterday and he is the real deal. As active as I am on RUclips even with comedy I can't figure out how I missed him. I listened to him most the night last night, while I was making chord progressions and have to say he kept me from it a lot great talent.
One of the most famous comedians in the UK.....
You now have the pleasure of devouring all of Eddie's work with fresh eyes and ears....oh, how I envy you ...
My Ace Comedy playlist might have something you've missed!
Eddie, you're bloody awesome. I can't count the amount of times we've watched this, STILL makes us laugh.
How many times do you think this entire scene played out with Kylo Ren at the Starkiller base canteen?
12
who? the radar operator?
+andyofzz u kicked my wrench
"This is not a game of 'Who-the-Fuck-Are-You?'."
"No fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray" still cracks me up to this day.
michael Hennessy I just cracked when he said: " Oh, fuck it - gimme a tray."
The bit where he goes "this is the death star, we are in the death star", I thought we were going to have a play on the anarcho-syndicalists from monty-python and the holy grail.
I am your boss
You are mister Stevens?
I died
Jakub Mike same
Apparently he swooshed over the top of alot of heads. Love you Suz...❤
IT DOES DEATH!
... I'll get a tray... fuckit....
I want there to be a canteen scene in a star wars film. Maybe eddie izzard could be mr stevens.
Thank you youtube algorithm. Never heard of this Eddie Izzards and this is brilliant.
The lego version is even better!
He does wonderful acts on the war too. Second world war.
@@rmcodeThanks for mentioning it! I just watched it and it was very entertaining
One of the best comedy bits ever!
This was hands down his best joke yet
Death by tray! Lol classic Eddie bit
I can never order penne arrabiata without cracking up everytime... :D
Liar! You have never ordered it!
For those of you keeping track it goes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9.
MonsterHunterRoon Yeah but then for flow of story if you go 451236 it works as a story that has a beginning middle and end. But regardless you forgot the cartoon movie and 3.5 (rogue one)
Lol Eddie is such a nut, I love it. He'd be so much fun to just hang out with day to day and see this material evolve from bits & pieces into something worth a ticket. I bet folding money that canteen stuff started out by him fumbling around making dinner and talking to himself in a half rant.
He's a great actor too. Loved him as Long John Silver.
Poor Geoff Vader. I hear his kids joined the rebellion.
SirCraigius this deserves all the likes.
+TeeLow
It does. It certainly does.
Any chance of running a charity for Geoff? I think he could use some councelling.
Only Eddie Izard could bring such brilliance to what is essentially a rambling bit o' nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣
This ... this is comedy classic eternal :)
This scene needs to be filmed. Love it when Eddie goes off on a long tangent.
"That's Jeff Vader that is!''
Sir Lord Baron Vonvaderham will be Eddies title when he gets his Knighthood!.
Slut Banwallah!!!
OtherSideOfMorning Can't see Her Maj saying that......
Lol
This is so old 2 & 3 hasn't been made
It was broadcast in 2000 so it was before episode 2 & 3
+Aidan Mercer yeah I knew that
+Mr.Squiky.inc 2and 3 were actually 5 and 6
+NintendoWolf He does a new version in force majeure. this is from the nineties xx
Eddie Izzard is NOT transexual...he is a transvestite. He is a straight man that likes to dress as a woman.
He is a male lesbian.
Tuosma he isn't gay you twonk :3
xero spacious A male lesbian isn't gay ;)
Tuosma oh OH
Twonk xD that word will make me laugh forever lol
There’s a Lego Darth Vader canteen film which is brilliant to watch.
brilliant with the conversations, two or more quirky characters, the conversations with himself.
I must have watched this skit 50 times, i even know it by heart and it still cracks me up. Awesome writing!
never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂
"There will be a big floppy character" XD
Sketch ruined the Star Wars ending. Every time I see the Death Star exploding, I just see canteen staff dying. 😢
RIP Mr Stevens
But that's the beauty of it I can never see Darth Vader without thinking of him in the DS Canteen 😂
One of the best comedian going
so funny love Eddie
"I am Vader, I can kill catering with a thought!
"What?"
"I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought.. just.. I'll get a tray, fuck it."
This is gold, haha
ah----the farce is strong in THIS one.
He looks better in heels than I do!
Brilliant.
I have ticket to see him. My wife surprised me. I'm so stoked to see him perform. I'm a huge fan.
My cat's name is: Mr Stevens, Head of CATuring......seriously, it is.
Cat Stevens… oh my god.
I imagine Kylo Ren standing in line at the Starkiller Base canteen wouldn't be nearly as funny...
Well what's left of him
+theFkinDarkLord Well now we know
legendary
We need star wars a new hope special special edition with that scene
You are funny, Eddie, and you deserve to lead the life you want to live❤❤ ignore these hateful, bigotted comments
I love him, but he looks like your ma on a bad day.
I haven't laughed in a long time, and now my face is sore. This is so hilarious.
so pretty sure there's heavy Monty Python influence here. love it
Keegan do you live in New South ? (nsw)
I live in the new England
+Keegan Messineo same
where abouts geographically is New England? specifically?
john tucker above and to the east of New York
Hilarious, and that exit was so boss
I'd take Izzard's remake on Star Wars over Lucas' any day of the week and twice on a sunday.
*singing* Eight days a week
Keep on rocking eddie
"Death by tray it shall be"
Priceless!
Star wars is not set in the future, but in the past 😍
Brilliant doesn't get any more brilliant than this!
You want peas with that?
no matter how many times I watch this I die laughing
RIP Frenesi.
by a tray perhaps?
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
I always loved that bit! All of Fawlty Towers is hilarious.
I literally just watched this Fawlty Towers sketch yesterday.
@@sandynicholson5097 YOU NAUGHTY MOOSE !
I wonder how many people would laugh at thisínowadays, let alone know what Krakatoa is.
@@balazsbarabas3514 ANYONE FOR TRIFLE ?
THE DUCK'S OFF !
This bloody sketch has my grinning like a maniac every time I'm out to an Italian restaurant or shopping somewhere where they sell penne. Damn you Jeff Vader!
'He's fucking with us numerically'
His make up is always amazing!! so jelly
Robot chicken owe a massive debt to this
Mr Stephens, the name of everyone's head of department...
this is not a game of who the fuck are you! lol
I can clearly picture this happening. This guy's great.
After 7 years this shit is still funny
Very funny and very clever.
"You'll still need a tray." xDlolz
Probably the funniest man on planet Earth
I have never laughed so much. This mans surreal humour does things it should not do. I never thought so much talent could come from bexhill. Broilliant,!!
Heard someone say once, that Eddie izzard is the missing python! Yuuuuuuuup!!!!😂😂😂
when he gets his job chopped off he'll be missing a python that's for sure
@@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere if said with only humorous intent, lol!
Izzard IS the missing Python: ruclips.net/video/JpL12ilpDnQ/видео.html
Absolute genious!
It's genius
Eddie just rules!
viator2566 is he a tran sexual? sorry for asking nothing against him I did like this act
Executive Transvestite XD
Love this, so funny
"Death by tray, it shall be!" Yas queen
still one of the best
Vader would prefer the tray. He wouldn't enjoy getting any more burns.