The $8,000 Garbage Couch

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @CaptainCFAngi
    @CaptainCFAngi Год назад +439

    I can’t believe people are paying 8K for a couch I wouldn’t even buy in a Sims game

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne Год назад +17

      i wouldnt even buy a Sims game wtf

    • @josephd8129
      @josephd8129 Год назад +17

      Yeah you gotta save that 8K so you can buy all the DLC

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage Год назад +2

      I mean, it looks like I can get a really, really good nap on it. But I dunno about sitting in it.

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard Год назад +1

      It looks better than the paper stuff she had tho.

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood Год назад

      Ain’t the sims games free? At least on mobile 😭

  • @EaterOfLotus333
    @EaterOfLotus333 Год назад +754

    Mutahar never fails to deliver

  • @spoimf6030
    @spoimf6030 Год назад +280

    Who tf is paying for couches? I stole mine.

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Год назад +13

      Rare SumitoMedia fan W

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 Год назад +10

      I see, I just got one for free from Ikea. I just kept emailing them that my order came with one part missing.
      Sidenote: it was a bit awkward at times, but I've made it work.
      "Wait, so you mean to tell us that your couch came with *_no cusions?"_*
      "Yes...?"
      "Okay, no problem, we'll send those parts right away"

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 Год назад +1

      @@andrewrules231 I got mine from an office building doing renovations nearby, they had tonnes of them just laying about outside their frontdoor still in their boxes for anyone who wanted one to take for free. It's was really nice of them. Incidentally that's also how I got my cat.

    • @sergio_jose
      @sergio_jose Год назад

      I'm sitting on my parents' old couch that i've had since i moved out rn. Almost took a pretty nice computer chair from the dumpster the other day but i knew i'd be too lazy to properly clean it and i'd get a roach infestation.

  • @maclura
    @maclura Год назад +218

    never pickup something you can't see the interior of, could be anything living inside of it. in my parents case years ago they picked up a recliner that turned out to have baby ringed-neck snakes in it

    • @SumitoMedia
      @SumitoMedia  Год назад +107

      bro what the FUCK

    • @nshadex72
      @nshadex72 Год назад +19

      Damn that escalated quickly

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne Год назад +18

      how long did the snakes live in there like did they becoming teenage snakes or were they babies when they were found what was the couch ecosystem like

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping Год назад +20

      There was probably a homeless man living in that couch and now he's upgraded to an apartment for free.

    • @filiperosa7496
      @filiperosa7496 Год назад +1

      cool

  • @ChaosLemonVIII
    @ChaosLemonVIII Год назад +76

    I used to work at a Rent a Center, we got a rental couch back and found out it was covered in bed bugs. We put it out back to throw it out, and not even 20 minutes later it got stolen lmao.

    • @ShamelessJames
      @ShamelessJames Год назад +5

      the ONLY reason a person throws a couch like that out is bed bugs. you have to essentially eject everything you own when those bastards get into your house.

  • @Dave-qz4ov
    @Dave-qz4ov Год назад +121

    No amount of sweeping/steaming/scrubbing would make me feel comfortable with a couch I found on a street curb

    • @lucalyons-sosa9843
      @lucalyons-sosa9843 Год назад +22

      Nah dawg, you move out and street curb couches start looking like thrones.

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard Год назад +5

      learn to scrub properly

    • @DrBusiness9
      @DrBusiness9 Год назад

      @@lucalyons-sosa9843❤❤

  • @jjakeroman
    @jjakeroman Год назад +27

    The sumito eboy cut is soooo aesthetic 🤗

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 Год назад +10

    I can't believe that in North Korea you are forced to grovel on your hands and knees before you get given your ritual $8000 coach

  • @joeljs9778
    @joeljs9778 Год назад +23

    I knew that the black couch would come up- and it came up.
    ...I think I should rethink things in my life.

  • @Lil_lemon_
    @Lil_lemon_ Год назад +83

    If we ridicule Sumito enough maybe he’ll upload 8000 videos

    • @brothatisfunny
      @brothatisfunny Год назад +2

      Im saving that for making him play metal slug on twitch

    • @roboturtle1429
      @roboturtle1429 Год назад +2

      yes. lets make him fo the thug shaker

  • @spacebike420
    @spacebike420 Год назад +4

    As a Farmer also thanks for mentioning David Brandt. He did a lot of work in no-till and low impact farming which is vital to sustainable farming.

  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia  Год назад +96

    if you guys use this link I can buy my own $8,000 couch intotheam.com/sumito

    • @yourin8er
      @yourin8er Год назад

      You couldn’t of waited at least one more minute before sending the reminder post?

    • @KeiferKurre
      @KeiferKurre Год назад

      Do you want a $3000 chair? I'll trade you for ad time.

    • @novamagician2425
      @novamagician2425 Год назад

      Problem is that with tik tok, its probably staged

    • @ezekielbrockmann114
      @ezekielbrockmann114 Год назад

      I don't think we can trust Yeonmi Park.

    • @buteocks4020
      @buteocks4020 Год назад

      wait ur not muda

  • @overdoneskeleton
    @overdoneskeleton Год назад +15

    Maybe the 8 thousand was the number of bedbug friends we made along the way.
    Also, great discount code

  • @spacepegasus376
    @spacepegasus376 Год назад +45

    I think you got some stuff wrong on the north Korea meme. Pepole are making fun of her, other North Korea defectors have said she just makes shit up

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Год назад +11

      Yeah. I just found out about that a few weeks ago when I saw some seriously ridiculous stories she told. It became clearer and clearer that she was likely dramatizing certain points, and falsified other anecdotes.

    • @sjgc7
      @sjgc7 Год назад +9

      Yeah I was hoping somebody had already commented on that. I know nobody is coming to SumitoMedia for news/politics, but seriously that woman is full of it and I don't think Sumito knows she's a grifter.

    • @EddyOfTheMaelstrom
      @EddyOfTheMaelstrom Год назад +2

      Communist sympathizers try not to mock and discredit the victims of communism challenge(100% impossible)

    • @sjgc7
      @sjgc7 Год назад +12

      @@EddyOfTheMaelstrom You can easily criticize NK and lying grifters at the same time.

  • @Bongthroat
    @Bongthroat Год назад +159

    Thing is about that Korean woman is folks have come out to say that her stories are greatly exaggerated. Especially the one where she had no food and was forced to eat an $8000 couch.
    Turns out the couch was worth way less than that.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 Год назад +8

      This sent me 😂

    • @theletsgo
      @theletsgo Год назад +2

      but you have to admit that did solve the problem of how to move it into her apartment

  • @cyrus2395
    @cyrus2395 Год назад +10

    Her old couch looked so much nicer with the room, I would've just sold the curb couch

  • @satousays
    @satousays Год назад +4

    For the full $8,000 couch, part of the price is all of the tufting, aka all of those indents. Each indent takes someone sewing a cord through the front of the couch to the back, which needs to be done by hand. When I was doing upholstry contracts I think we charged $20 labor for each one of those.

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 Год назад +4

    This makes me think the concept of value can be suggested more than what things really is valued at.

  • @randomtinypotatocried
    @randomtinypotatocried Год назад +8

    That seems like a great way to get bed bugs, especially that is NY. There is certain furniture I won't take and couches are one of those things I would rather buy new

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku Год назад

      Whete I live, it would be fleas, which like to bite people very much

  • @roboturtle1429
    @roboturtle1429 Год назад +18

    Time to steal that couch and sell it to Goodwill for $600

  • @kielbasamage
    @kielbasamage Год назад +21

    I can't get over how Sumito looks like he's gonna beat me to death with a Keyblade with that haircut.

  • @thebig0opsyshow505
    @thebig0opsyshow505 Год назад +4

    Sumito saying back when he was kids ( plural ) gives credence to the theory that he is actually three little people, called Su, Mi and To, stacked on top of each other all sharing a sort of hive-mind.

  • @jacobnicola5950
    @jacobnicola5950 Год назад +8

    It's hard to find an $8000 couch on the streets, harder is to find an $8 couch on the streets

  • @NOPEFROG
    @NOPEFROG Год назад +104

    Imaging having the money to THROW OUT a *perfectly good* couch, let alone an $8,000 couch

    • @Jenna_Miles
      @Jenna_Miles Год назад +32

      You’re emphasising the “perfectly good” part a little too much. We don’t know if it is perfectly good. It could be haunted…

    • @hansyolo8277
      @hansyolo8277 Год назад +9

      @@Jenna_Miles Bonus!

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris Год назад +19

      On the flip I think people found out it was just a cheap knock off of the 8k couch

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku Год назад +3

      I only recently got rid of a couch from the 70s my cat tore up, because a coworker gave me a couch for free. Doesn't go withthe living room at all, but it's in great condition.

    • @PsRohrbaugh
      @PsRohrbaugh Год назад +5

      @@LikaLaruku my grandparents still have the couch they purchased in 1961. No joking.

  • @battlefield3russiansupport75
    @battlefield3russiansupport75 Год назад +7

    In collage my buddies and I would drive around during bulk trash pick up to get our furniture for the year lmao

  • @mediabreakdown8963
    @mediabreakdown8963 Год назад +8

    I once saw a $30,000 couch. And I was like “WHY?” Also, Into the Am is an awesome company.

  • @ffffff52
    @ffffff52 Год назад +5

    2 Sumito videos in a month? yay! \._./

  • @tekdaystar345
    @tekdaystar345 Год назад +32

    I mean, other defectors have called Mrs. Park a liar, so its safe to assume she's not telling the truth about the abusrd stuff like pushing trains or stuff like that.

    • @Sam-hz7nk
      @Sam-hz7nk Год назад

      What makes the others more credible than her though?

    • @tekdaystar345
      @tekdaystar345 Год назад

      @@Sam-hz7nk I'm not saying they are, but her stories don't add up. There is literally no benefit to making citizens push trains. a dictator would gain nothing. even if there was some sadistic reason, they could just use bloodspots or torture or whatever. they would be actively shooting themselves and their economy in the foot to do that. and its unenforceable. just like every policy she claims they have. Its just obvious at a glance that she's full of shit.

    • @indoorin
      @indoorin Год назад +6

      @@Sam-hz7nk I think the issue is that some of her original stories were true, but she found fame and let it get to her head so she kept one upping her own stories. Hence a number of defectors all with similar stories, claiming a lot of what she’s saying now is incorrect and done for media attention. One or two can be hand waived, but I believe around 10 or so have disputed her stories.

  • @greenuvlight
    @greenuvlight Год назад +8

    I think the Yeonmi Park memes are also due to the fact that she's been in hot water lately due to spreading misinformation

  • @DocSorok
    @DocSorok Год назад +23

    i used to hate this guy but he’s got a point about these couches

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog Год назад +3

      I used to hate myself as well. I mean, I still hate myself, but I used to too.

  • @pguth98
    @pguth98 Год назад +1

    3:30 I have a $2,000 Herman Miller chair. Got that one for free from my roommate's old office when his company was moving. It's impressively comfortable and not built like total garbage.

  • @alyandjake9090
    @alyandjake9090 Год назад +1

    Ngl been a longtime subscriber, just got back into youtube. Your videos have improved so much sumito. Keep the great vids up!!! Speace✌️

  • @lukejones0826
    @lukejones0826 Год назад +3

    RIP Dave Brandt

  • @zerotakis
    @zerotakis Год назад +5

    Would the casting couch go up in value for being famous or down for the cleaning costs?

    • @AriasSF
      @AriasSF Год назад

      Both, so it stays at $8,000

  • @michaelp2952
    @michaelp2952 Год назад

    I mesmerized by that cut

  • @snowhusk
    @snowhusk Год назад

    Dude, hell yeah, I'm on board with that six hundo couch dude idea!

  • @MegaClogger
    @MegaClogger Год назад +2

    Commented this on the community page, but I know how real move out season is in DC. Weather is nice enough to tour loading docks.

  • @hillogical
    @hillogical Год назад +2

    I grew up different. 8k isn't a lot for a couch. It's a lot for THAT couch, but I expect to keep my couch for a few decades. Dry ice blasting may have been a better option for the cleaning.

  • @Fanaro
    @Fanaro Год назад

    12:50 Haven't cried laughing so hard in a while

  • @magimon91834
    @magimon91834 Год назад +19

    Yeonmi Park has been proven to he a grifter on multiple accounts. North Korea is crazy and messed up stuff happens there but its clear that she makes things up sometimes because the audience will resonate with it.
    The memes about her are mocking the fact that she's a proven liar

  • @jaycenashhome7621
    @jaycenashhome7621 Год назад +1

    For 8000 dollars that couch better be able to do my taxes.

  • @falsegarden
    @falsegarden Год назад

    The price of furniture is like a bell curve with equally shitty and uncomfortable furniture at either end and moderately priced normal furniture in the middle

  • @SeymoreTheDisappointed
    @SeymoreTheDisappointed Год назад +1

    Whoa $8000 dollar couch with no brim

  • @unwavering_sightseer7818
    @unwavering_sightseer7818 Год назад +1

    Someone came into my restaurant today to help with some of our POS equipment. He resembled Sumtio a little too much. I damn near asked him to say Whammy.

  • @Kaymeleon
    @Kaymeleon День назад

    This hair volume is like none we've ever seen my dudes 💯

  • @UnionParkPlumbing
    @UnionParkPlumbing Год назад +1

    F for big Boi farmer. May he find better pastures

  • @elmagnificoco2393
    @elmagnificoco2393 Год назад

    Love that you laugh like Master Roshi from DBZ

  • @ConductorWHaP
    @ConductorWHaP Год назад +22

    ayo two sumito posts in a week?!?!?!? gah dam summy you got us eating GOOD

  • @bzztelectric1293
    @bzztelectric1293 Год назад

    I get sumet does has mods and mods do theirs. but still like the 100 fast yall do your work. jesus dude yall are nuts. love this channel.

  • @vanitymarks8798
    @vanitymarks8798 Год назад +2

    i married into my couch. my step-couch if you will. it's alright.

  • @EfrainQuezada
    @EfrainQuezada Год назад

    I can't believe this was the end of May, we had no idea the biggest story the next month would be a missing submarine, i wonder what July will bring.

  • @jazzingpanda3190
    @jazzingpanda3190 Год назад

    Damn good view of that couch at 1:54

  • @spencerwhittlesey3122
    @spencerwhittlesey3122 Год назад

    Real talk i subbed cause the ad read was hilarious

  • @OWnIshiiTrolling
    @OWnIshiiTrolling Год назад +1

    She didn't find an $8000 couch, and she didn't find a $600 couch. She bought a $600 couch, put it on the curb, and made a tiktok to pretend that she now owned an $8000 couch.

  • @thezja
    @thezja Год назад +1

    Another SumitoMedia banger to get me through the week

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 Год назад

    Legit the first couch fit the apartment more than the 8000$ one. That better be a comfy couch otherwise imagine what is in that thing

  • @audiooddities9982
    @audiooddities9982 Год назад

    My boi Sumito back with some spicy memes.. and the best discount code ever!

  • @drnickydicky
    @drnickydicky Год назад +1

    i was just binging SOG and he posts 2 mins later lfggg

  • @it_has_pockets
    @it_has_pockets Год назад +1

    god who tf can pick any furniture off of the sidewalk and not be concerned about bed bugs

  • @Galadonin
    @Galadonin Год назад

    Loved the thumbnail !

  • @forgingluck
    @forgingluck Год назад +3

    $8000 sumitomedia video found on the RUclipss

  • @timothywilson9358
    @timothywilson9358 Год назад

    That's my new slur, "You mitochondria ***""

  • @jaredmatagi971
    @jaredmatagi971 Год назад

    I’ve got a teeshirt on my gaming chair too!! That’s hilarious!

  • @thatdkguy5256
    @thatdkguy5256 Год назад

    "yo that thing looks like the powerhouse of the cell"
    FUCKING DEAD!!!!!

  • @CrimsonTusk
    @CrimsonTusk Год назад +1

    2 Days ago?!? Fukkin' YT algo be sleepin'!

  • @bastiangrewe2271
    @bastiangrewe2271 Год назад +1

    I think the woman from north korea was a rare miss of yours. There is copypasta of her since she also says things that seem like she was rich (channel bags) or people pushing a train since there is no electricity, which makes absolutely no sense

  • @aaronmeyer3664
    @aaronmeyer3664 Год назад

    He really shpeaced out with honor on this one

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 Год назад

    I picked up a $400 TV one time. But I opened the case and made sure there weren't gremlins living inside.

  • @SingWhenTheEndComes
    @SingWhenTheEndComes Год назад +1

    He seems more depressed when he’s sitting and not standing.

  • @garthmarenghi9040
    @garthmarenghi9040 Год назад +2

    Can anyone tell me if the "I AM A SURGEON" scene is before or after the "It's surgin' time" scene? No spoilers please.

  • @purplehaze5607
    @purplehaze5607 Год назад +1

    Another certified hood classic, thanks deji!

  • @exppalt2269
    @exppalt2269 Год назад +3

    Homeless SumitoMedia Found On The Street

  • @Denly1990
    @Denly1990 Год назад

    For a second I thought you were deadass making a video explaining your justification for buying an expensive couch.

  • @imnobody115
    @imnobody115 Год назад

    I was just explaining the couch to my boyfriend and he was like “oh my god you know what this RUclipsr I watch knows”. I think I need to touch some grass.

  • @theonlycatonice
    @theonlycatonice Год назад

    Is that new transition art? Or did I only notice now? It's 👌👌👌

  • @Seraphim737-l1i
    @Seraphim737-l1i Год назад +4

    Sumito trying not to misunderstand the Yeomni Park memes challenge (impossible)

    • @Seraphim737-l1i
      @Seraphim737-l1i Год назад

      @@MicronOnline they are clearly meant to be disrespectful towards her. The joke is that her statements are literally unbelievable and that Rogan is gullible for swallowing them up.

  • @jakeyboy7656
    @jakeyboy7656 Год назад +1

    FUCK YES!!! New video out!,!,,

    • @jakeyboy7656
      @jakeyboy7656 Год назад +1

      Shit it’s a month old I missed it 😂

  • @ImWeirdBoy
    @ImWeirdBoy Год назад

    One time I found a smashed up (but still usable) Steven Universe Steven pin on the side of the street I live on next to my driveway.

  • @andrewsmith1204
    @andrewsmith1204 Год назад +1

    Metropolitan sidewalk is scorched earth as far as I'm concerned. The floor is lava and there's no 5 second rule.

  • @chimerical8746
    @chimerical8746 Год назад +1

    your eyes look like they need sleep, give it to them

  • @snakekingblues3017
    @snakekingblues3017 Год назад

    for that much its gotta be a message chair at the bare minimum

  • @senseikramer8958
    @senseikramer8958 Год назад

    Damn, hair looking fly.

  • @jrt2125
    @jrt2125 Год назад

    I found and $8000 dollar couch, also suddenly my bed is suddenly super itchy

  • @luizzeroxis
    @luizzeroxis Год назад +1

    Is it bad that I thought you're gonna talk about that lady's milk truck

  • @krabsdad
    @krabsdad Год назад

    Sumito's hair looking like the corsair logo

  • @kimorayn1733
    @kimorayn1733 Год назад

    Sumito spent his $8K allowance instead on the vending machines in the back.

    • @jormilos
      @jormilos Год назад

      That's called a business investment

  • @annakatebertolet2703
    @annakatebertolet2703 Год назад

    Ngl I thought they were making fun of how stupid the couch looks by calling it a garbage couch, but then I realized it actually got taken as garbage.

  • @redcoat6698
    @redcoat6698 Год назад

    Sumito, I'ma be real with you, that hair style is slick as fuck my guy

  • @angusmatheson8906
    @angusmatheson8906 Год назад +2

    That's a sweet fucking couch dude.

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ Год назад

    Thanks for finding my couch.

  • @MegaClogger
    @MegaClogger Год назад +2

    Metal pipe. Instant like.

  • @mericanjoe4070
    @mericanjoe4070 Год назад

    Can't believe Sumito talked about Yeonmi without mentioning them🏋‍♀️🏋‍♀️HEAVIES 🏋‍♀️🏋‍♀️ bruh

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 Год назад

    They need to get a friend of Pawn star man, he probably knows a couch expert.

  • @RevJR
    @RevJR Год назад

    Imagine your most viral tiktok is picking up a crusty-ass couch off the road like you just found Jimmy Hoffa.

  • @dr.faaque7340
    @dr.faaque7340 Год назад +1

    Ok im going to spam every video that mutahar posts with things like "thats alot of nutz" and "transition" "sumitomedia you did it again" love you sumito

  • @michaelrogers-qi7cd
    @michaelrogers-qi7cd Год назад +1

    I wasn't going to buy a shirt but "tiddies" is just too good of a deal to pass up!

  • @HashimAl-Atassi2013
    @HashimAl-Atassi2013 Год назад +7

    yeonmi park makes up so many dumb stories, thats the whole point of the meme. He made it sound like they are making fun of NK, they are making fun of her fake stories.

  • @gemscythe
    @gemscythe Год назад +2

    Good video guy😊

  • @msbradley9
    @msbradley9 Год назад

    Love the videos dude, but i gotta be real. I still cant get over that hair cut, its jarring.

  • @DeadCanuck
    @DeadCanuck Год назад

    ♪ Eight thousand-sumthin dollars lyin’ right there in the street / Huh, now let’s try and get something to eat.”