"You F*****g What?!" Ant Furious With Recruit Who Lied About Being In Military | SAS: Who Dares Wins
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- Опубликовано: 28 янв 2018
- Ant Middleton is furious with an SAS recruit who lied about being in the parachute regiment for the British military.
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I was a door gunner on the Millennium Falcon.
@LoneFalcon All the wookies I could eat.
LoneFalcon :)
Thank you for your service, may the force be with you
@LoneFalcon: "Must be a little chewie". That is fuckin' genius! Well done, sir.
LoneFalcon you’ve won the internet with that
I served 8 years alongside Captain John Price.
I served 11.
Hes my fucking dad bro
HOWD A MUPPET LIKE YOU PASS SELECTION ?
Thats Classified hey bro 🤙
Thats Classified wait he’s my dad too?
This was almost as intense as my interview for the part time Christmas job at Argos.
Employer: "Says here you did 3 years at John Lewis on the aftershave counter... That almost makes us brothers, you know that?"
You: "To be honest boss..... That, that was kind of a lie....."
Employer: "You FKIN WOT??"
@@philmehrart That's some stolen Valor right there
😂
😂😂😂😂
Hahahhahah
“Have you heard of stolen valour?”
“Er… yeah. I’m pretty sure we served together”
Good comment that
LOL made me chuckle that one
I did 4 years in the SAS. (Salvation Army Swansea)
Me too
😁😁😁😁Thank you for your service I'm sure you did good things 😇🙏😁😁😁😁
I was in the Barry Marines Commando
Bahaha, in stitches. I'd buy you a pint for that one.
Still get PTSD flashbacks when I here a charity tin rattle :(
You lie about being a paratrooper to a paratroopers face... what a mistake
Paratroopers love a good lie.
Who cares. When you get beyond all the saying fuck, they are empty souls.
Nick 488 they say that women shouldn‘t be with the special forces, but these kind of stupid men could mess up a whole operation... what if Ant hadn‘t looked up the guys CV?? Omg ...
He lied and managed to get a place on the course. Being in the SAS is all about lying and deceit.
SugarTomAppleRoger yeah but you don‘t lie to your own team, that’s the difference. Trust is essential.
Besides, he is a very poor liar 🙈
I have a friend whose dad would always boast that he served in the Falkland's war. His dad was always abusive to his family because he suffers from PTSD due to seeing his unit die. However, my friend's aunt later told him that her brother never served in the war. He got kicked out of training due to his violent temper. He now has dementia and was transferred to a mental institution. But due to how badly he treats his family, no one has ever visited him. What goes around comes around.
As it should.
Im sorry but this is so funny. The way they switch from calm and friendly to aggressively shouting and swearing in his face in an instant is so funny.
Are you $%&@ing 15 years old?
@@Red-Brick-Dream that’s a lot of symbols, so many that I almost can’t tell what you mean
It’s completely fake
@@freddiejones4598 It doesn’t matter
@@billslim1112 what doesn’t matter?
Was planning on going on this show, might have to change my CV, I said I was a soldier at the battle of Hastings 1066, and slayed a dragon
Underated comment
Merlin 🧙♂️
Which part of that is untrue?
I'm pissing myself
😂😂😂
I was in the SAS for 2 years I was a sniper it was scary until my mum turned off the ps3
No wonder she turned it off, 2 years straigh her energy bill must have been higher then snoop dogg
🤣🤣
I’m a sniper currently serving in Verdansk 84 yesterday had 10 kills
😂😂😂😂
Lol
I served along side Captain Birdseye for 8 years. Longest time at sea was 13 months, surrounded by seamen and waves.
Having been in the U.S. military for 10 years, and knowing people who have been in longer, if you spend enough time around certain military people you can tell who was what, who was in, who has seen combat, who was from an Elite Unit, S.E.A.L.S, Rangers, Marine Raiders etc. There is an ' attitude ' that they project. So to me, I think Ant knew right off the bat that there was something shifty about the guy and what happened was obviously scripted for dramatic effect, most t.v. shows are. But I think that this was done to make a point, which is don't say you were in the Military, or a S.E.A.L, or Army Ranger, etc unless you were, someone somewhere will know if you are not being honest and you may not like it when the truth comes out.
haha what a load of bull
How about the truth that aunty boy assaulted 2 police officers, one being a female, aunty boy is an example to every aggressive little man out there. Well done criminal boy, try telling the truth about yourself jail boy. Ps did you have a special bunk buddy to cuddle when you were lonely those nights in the cell, jail boy.
That wasn’t scripted haha! He lied probably just young and stupid when he wrote the c.v. Simple as
I was Air Force for 6 years. Not special operations of any kind, but stolen Valor makes me see red. It's passing on anyone who ever put on a uniform.
@@joeblack333 stfu degen. You see red cuz you’re stupid lmao. Should McDonald’s employees also cry when someone does stolen McNugget? You did a job and that’s that. Stop moaning about it. Stop pretending you’re a hero even though you’re nothing but a brainless sheep who committed war crimes.
Imagine getting interrogated By Ant Middleton and Gordon Ramsay .
Damn that would be scary
😂😂😂😂😂
💀😂🤣😂😂🤣
Spell his name correctly
Piece of cake
"Tell us who you really are" would've died laughing if he'd said Ronnie Pickering 🤣
Keiran George WHO? 😂😂
"U FUCKIN WOT M8"
I'm late to the party but I literally saw Ronnie's video for the very first time just yesterday! Classic
To claim to be ronnie Pickering really would be stolen valour. He can say what he likes about being in the paras but theres only one ronnie Pickering. If hed pretended to be him that really would have been totally out of order.
I didn't knew who Ronnie Pickering was, I looked it up. Laughed for 10 minutes straight. Thanks for making my day :)
That moment when you remember you're contracted to Channel 4 and are not allowed to touch anyone 🤬🤬🤬🤬
It's the same in initial soldier training in modern military. Life gets a lot easier as soon as you realised you're going to gmbe yelled at but they can't touch you. The whole thing becomes a bit of a comical act.
@@robwhitmore3040 My brother would disagree, he learned his lesson when he got took round the back of a site building and asked "chin or chest" followed by a hefty punch from his Corporal.
@@beansontoastxd420 wow. The worst I got was a corporal telling me I'm the reason he goes home and kicks his dog.
@@beansontoastxd420should have reported the Corporal
12 years ex military here, this guy is like many sadly. Here I am retired and still fighting some of my demons, than there is people like this who wish they were in, lie about it and think it is all sunshine and rainbows and somehow makes them a tough somebody, nothing could be further from the truth.
Said in a comment above about attitude. Know a lad that did just under 4 as a Mercian. Medical discharge unfortunately. I know he’s not seen combat but I have more respect for him as he signed away his freedoms for something a hell of a lot more dangerous than what I did. Mitties are worse than the shit than that of stray dogs.
Thanks for your service. Hope everything works out for you
A lot of homeless claim false military affiliation I've noticed on the street's. Not just to get freebies either
@@user-tf3dt6wv3gHomeless claiming to be ex-forces is annoying but I can see why they do so. There are many more support networks for veterans such as the Erskine Hospital or Royal Air Force Association.
I actually served 17 years as a Captain in the 501st legion under the command of Anakin Skywalker
art thou feeling it now mr krabs 212th attack battalion for me mate, obi wan kenobi is a real geezer
art thou feeling it now mr krabs the chosen one?
thats killed me !
Until you lost the high ground and it was over
Liar. The 501st weren't around for 17 years.
Ant would seem alot more scary and intimidating if he didn't have the voice of david beckham
I'd go for Joe Pascale on steroids.
I was going to make this comment and you made it for me! It’s hard to taking him seriously when he sounds like he’s been hitting the helium gas!
Bet you lot wouldn't say that to his face 😂
So true!
@@k3ny0n2 be hard to say it to his face with all that Just For Men deflecting it
You could actually see his soul leave his body when Ant turned the laptop around 🙈🤣
Holy shit. I would cry if i was screamed at like that. But totally understand why they did. I would be furious
Couldn’t give a monkeys tbh besides he’s cuter than both of them. Priorities!!!
If those cameras were off...
Man wouldn't be walking out of there.
Bollocks
Hahahahahaha
freedom45 Mark Billingham spent 27 years in the SAS you fucking muppet, what you’ve done and what will you will do in your life won’t even come close to his accolades so sit the fuck down
@freedom45 fuck off mate
Ant would pummel him to the ground.
I've served 15 years in 522nd Keyboard Warrior's Regiment
Same comrade
I salute u sir
@@olbaprabocse9940 thankyou for the recognition it's no easy task pretending to have a clue
Sometimes I contradict myself and end up getting schooled on a wind up I started but I keep going. I have been tempted to mute notifications but I keep fighting
I salute you for your sacrifices
"Integrity is a massive thing in the special forces community" & "the past catches up with you" says the guy who did 14 months for wounding a police officer and assaulting another then lied to Channel 4 bosses about his conviction and jail time.
“When I said I won the Victoria cross for my services in The Falklands and Afghanistan, I really meant I participated in a work’s team building exercise at Laser Quest.”
Cant stand people who say they served when they never, I was a cook an am not ashamed to say so. Probably killed more men then any other SF soldier. Took at least 4 men out with salmonella. One time I was on secondment at Mc Donalds and a young rookie stepped on a high air pressure line which was feeding the milk shaker machine and it blew. I will never forget it, it took out three 4 star spatula operators and young beryl who come in on her day off. Am retired now after my officer advised me that if I cant stand the heat to stay out the kitchen..........this is a true story that needs no embellishment..
Thank you for your service.
Your will never be forgotten
😂😂
Deserves way more likes
Thank you for your mcservice
Well, that was a tough job interview
LOL !!!
Be the best
Billy showed enormous self control. I think things must have been much more tense without the cameras.
Once you’ve lost the trust of someone in that instance … you will *never* get it back. That was disgraceful.
I was in the parachute regiment when I was 21. I was a 6’4” muscular man, then I had an accident when my parachute didn’t open , I’m now a 5’2” woman.
Lol great joke 😂😂
CaptainCornedBeefs Bodyguard wait I don’t understand please explain what happened?
William Anderson the joke is it was lie being that my parachute didn’t open and it made me shorter and took my old chap of in the accident. Of course in reality it never happened to me, like the bloke on the video.
CaptainCornedBeefs Bodyguard oh okay now I understand😂
I was in the paratroopers too I never used to open my parachute until I seen the tops of the trees...... at night.
“Tell us who you really are....”
“I’m Ronnie Pickering!”
Do you know who I am???
"Served 5 years with the Bare Knuckle regiment"
lol thanks for the laugh
🤣😂classic
Imagine a fight between these vets and Ronnie Pickering fresh of his driving test.
I love the tactics they used here; they didn't outright call him a liar, they made him admit to being a liar. Kinda reminds me of that scene from Full Metal Jacket where Sgt Hartman tells Private Pyle to lean forward and choke himself.
I’m quite impressed this guy didn’t flinch a muscle at 1:55.
This show is fake they're all actors
@@borris3768no it’s not lol
@@borris3768 it actually isnt i have met Ant Middleton he is no joke or actor
@@meleemaster5898 I worked with him on a movie
@@borris3768 ye so did your mum
I still remember the Pripyat mission like it was yesterday. Serving with Price and MacMillan was an incredible honor.
The trouble we had finding you two, and bringing down one of our helicopters! Did you know how much that machine cost? And that poor pilot, only had it polished and cleaned the day before. You'll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow!
HEY SUSIE!
@@bernardfitzsimons6942 did somebody miss the joke?
Ant Middleton - looks like a Spartan, sounds like Ally Law
😂
From this position would beat the shit out of you
the ginger haired lad who does "overnight challenges" , fuck me thats cracked me up , is this sean lock ??
@@davidparker667 For one, his voice isn't even bad, two, your voice has nothing to do with being a soldier and three, his balls are so big if they dropped any further half the population of the earth would be wiped out by tsunamis.
look on ma channel at ally law vids ahahahaha funy bastad
I like how they both started yelling at the same time
Never seen this program and after seeing this I doubt if I ever will!
I did three tours in Takistan and served in Operation Turkish Delight, never forget our sacrifice.
Thank you for your service brave soldier
You’re in.
Fair play mate. Pretty badass If you asked me
Three tours in Takistan? Wow, we will never forget your sacriice, lol wibble :D
I bet it was proper tasty, it's not for everyone, bit like Marmite.. Oh man had me belly laughing for 10 mins reading your comment
After they shouted at him I wish he’d have said he was mi6. That would have been raving!
Chris Hemming 😂😂😂
Lmao
I don’t think hed of had the guts to as he was really scared?
@@MarineAqua45 Don't think he was scared lol. I also don't see the problem of saying he was in the forces.
Constant K are you serious or as thick as two short planks? He didn’t even get through pre para it’s a serious issue to lie about this stuff in the armed forces community
I can see why 1:55 is the most replayed part of the video...I lost it when Ants hair got all animated 🤣
Can we just appreciate the cinematography between 3:30 - 3:40
Stolen valor. These guys take it serious. This is real
Yea... Very real
It's the armed forces/military, obviously their going to take it seriously. Think about it from their perspective; you serve 18+ years in the Paratroop regiment and you come across a dishonest little upstart who claims they did 3 full years when in fact they barely lasted six months. Even I'd be annoyed.
It doesn't have to be people directly in army
Alot of my uncles are soldiers one of which are a Sargent and when I see stolen valour vids I lose my shit
@@benfenwick5403 It's all about your ties. If ur family is in the army you'll feel annoyed
@@deeingalaplike none of them are acting. Just one of them are more annoyed then ready to batter the liar
I also served as an SAS. Sainsbury’s Assistant supervisor 😂😂😭
Saturdays And Sundays?
@@dannywestwood4113 The weekend?
@@TheIrishSniper I was a SAS reserve in the Somerset ambulance service
That wasn't very funny 😐
@@maximussmith2267 your opinion does not matter
2:32 “fink about what you’re ✨sayin✨”
Never EVER lie to a service man about serving!! 😮
I served 9 years in the navy with captain Birdseye
Lots of ladies aboard that ship I've heard
😂😂😂😂
Was that aboard HMS Paedophile?
@@cuttlefishpie3731 ladies as in fish
Only the best for the captain. 🐟 ⚓ 🌊
I’ve talked to actual SAS people, they’ve told me what it stands for. It stands for Super Army Soldiers.
Classic😂
Oi Kemp!!!
the outtakes to that scene in Extras is too much haha
They wouldn’t lie to one of their own
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
His CV actually didn't lie, said he was there for 12 weeks.
It says Armed Forces (Parachute regiment: May 2005 - May 2008
Absolute outrage they fired Ant...
He looks like he’s about to cry before they even start to talk to him
But literally doesn't move when they scream at him
@@cc-ns2lp
Fear, makes you freeze.
GG FlameZz you would have cried and shake
Id have taken a shit in my pants if Ant screamed at me like that.
@@__porter lmao
"Have you heard of Stolen Valour?" Good opportunity to reply "No Staff Sergeant, Whose He?"
😆 🤣 😂
If I didn't know what Stolen Valor was I feel like I could have said something stupid like that 😂
😂
😂😂😂😂
Instant death but still worth it
What happens if you lied about working at tesco? Do the tesco staff get proper angry??
I was a Major General of the allied forces. I dont even remember how many tours i did in alterac valley prior to 2010.
Lying about being in the military to ex-military men has gotta be the scummiest thing, there's no excuse. Disgusting.
Funny as fuck though. I mean who cares about these 2 plebs
@@tenebrissubterra4596
You would if you ever met them...
@@54356776 hm ye course I would care or remember about dumb and dumber
Henry Heeson Internet paratrooper
@@Cocksucker7117 ye
When they turn the computer around, you can physically see when his soul leave his body.
Agreed. Full sphincter-check moment right there.
Actually, I went back to that part, it was actually his balls turning into a vag--a. That's what you saw....
@@marketsellinenglish3196 Uh... the mighty V is actually an incredible part of a body. Not weak at all.
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Yeah. Ahahaha
I met Ant Middleton IRL in Nottingham couple years ago really nice guy he did a talk/presentation in the theatre telling us about his experiences in the army
No one talking about how he didn’t even flinch when the table got slammed and he went into his face
When they both slammed the table and started screaming my nervous laughter would have kicked in and I'd be bellowing to kingdom come. I'd be in absolute splits.
I had this at school. It got me in no end of trouble when being told off
"But why would you be laughing at my *ACTING* "
That was all I saw when beardy McBeardy hit the table and then his mate hit the table half a second later like "oh yeah, I'm supposed to be doing something too RAH-RAH-RAH" and so on
@@josmo1363 I am sorry but when he got up I would have given him a A+ for theatrics...
I was cracking up, I had to rewind that part over and over again.
You wouldve done nothing hahaha
@@darrylscott6648 Production would have fired me tbh if I was in the dude's shoes :D
I would have messed up their whole theatrical antics by cracking the hell up :)
That guy had real fear in his eyes he was shit scared
Billy's eyes were filled with pure disgust.
Ant's eyes seemed to be full of disappointment and sorrow.
not really he was probably in adrenaline by the shouting and possibly swear
sweat
The moment he realised he was caught out
Ngl i felt intimidated
1:56 lol the way his eyes stayed glued to ant as he comes around the table, like holy shit wtf is gonna happen
Ant gets me all the time. Everything he opens his mouth I expect this Gérard Butler/300 voice to come out but then he opens it and its the voice of a 8 year old prebuscent boy 🤣
Ant is an ex SBS soldier with years of service, what have you done with your life?
@@overthewebbnot been in prison?
1:55 imagine this response to a lie about working at Tescos lol...
RightHonourable Zeus yeah when people ask what I do for a living it’s “general retail” 😂
Why would u admit to working at tescoshite lol
@@GSXRI300 when I first got out of the forces I worked at Tesco as a cleaner.
@@davewilco822 nowt wrong with that fella but i hate tesco with a passion and the other big four are not far behind, i think if you do the full term or honerable discharge you should not have to work again with a mint pension, thanks for your service steve
RightHonourable Zeus hahahaha
I served 13 years in the 212th legion and we fought side by side with of the greatest generals of all, Obi Wan Kenobi
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
@@TheIrishSniper WEEEEEEEEEEB! lol he changed his profile.
YOU FAAAAAAACIN WHAT!!??
'Experience outranks everything. '
Captain rex
Loved this
@ 1:42 - sh¿t, even the laptop / tablet was shaking cos it knew what was coming next... 🤣
I served 4 years with Captain Price, 22nd SAS. Those wee the days
the comments are better than the video
Khabin for the tin
I served with colonel mustard in the battle of hamburger Hill
Your channel was awesome man, come back to us
Rightwing nonce
I served 10 years with Captain Jack Sparrow. My name was Abu Hajaar. I wasn’t too well loved by any in the crew
I saw abu hajaar rolling past my local walmart, glad to see you are still a skilled, dedicated professional! Thankyou for your service abu
Real ones know who Abu hajaar is
That one video shared by VICE really went places
The way his eye twitches when they start asking questions have him away.
Ive met n had the privilege of knowing ex special forces guys , very down to earth and funny guys, when i was doing selection for the army basic training they were very encouraging to me , a great bunch of lads
I served in the empire for 24 years under the command of Emperor Palpatine.
sshhckshskshssh ( i was a death trooper)
Thank you for your service!
Shit this guys for real
And in your 24 years, you missed every single shot
I didnt ask but thanks for the info
1:55 when your ma says she's getting pizza tonight but it's from asda
Lmfao 😂😂
Hutchings same
When mum says she is getting take away but cooks instead 1:55
When ur ma catches u lying about eating all the deritos
Lee 😁👍
'integrity is a massive thing in the special forces community'.....tell that to the buchered middle eastern civilians
You can just the anger in his eyes
"That makes us brothers, you know that right?" Yikes. I'm sweating, and I'm not there, and WAS in the Army.
He was genuinely hoping he was a brother.
That's why he looked so goddang heartbroken after his comrade chewed the liar out.
@@Aerodeth lol no he wasn’t. He already knew that he wasn’t, they both did. He said that sarcastically to make him look even more of a fool
@@thebucktruck9588 Well said
1:59 When the McDonald's employee tell you their ice-cream machine is broken
Lol, it's because they can't be arsed cleaning it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, how the hell can it be broken literally EVERY SINGLE TIME you go in?
Then when they try to explain it’s been playing up for a few days 2:05
😂😂😂😂😂
Just read Ant's book 'First Man In' where he mentions this moment, love it
I once held an Infinity Stone
I fought alongside Harry Potter in the battle for Hogwarts
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too
I was up on one of the towers
That was a long night huh
LOL
@@joshua.dmurphy8643 when people ruin a perfectly good joke
@@gabbablaster2944 sorry
@@joshua.dmurphy8643 it’s cool bro 😂
When someone starts talking about essential oils: 2:05
😂😂
Ikr
😂 😂 😂 💀 💀 haha OMG that is hilarious. Brilliantly timed haha.
What the fuck are "essential oils"?
My dad was in the parachute regiment for 11 years
"Walter Fucking Mitty!" has to be the least intimidating thing to shout in somebody's face I've ever heard
Lol imagine if he said again that he was a paratrooper.
ledgendz Lmao
Ant wouldn’t care that the cameramen were there and if he tried to put up a fight he would be obliterated
@@christophermorrison2510 🧢
Ant “ you can’t hide anything from us” .... apart from the CV you submitted when you applied for the show.
How did they let that one under the radar 🤣
you mean the one they found lol. they probably knew all along but ya know, it makes for good telly...
Says it was an old cv online, not the one he submitted.
Need ant back on this show. They need to be spoken too in that way 99% of the time. The actual staff were in their time. Gotta respect them not complain about ant swearing at them and removing him from the series. I stopped watching it since he left.
I lost respect for Ant when he implied that the right thing to do for the team was to quit.
In the British military, you *don't* leave anyone behind, no matter what.
@@petercdowney Have you heard yourself you clown? Ant telling him to quit is fuck all to do with leaving anyone behind
@@petercdowneyIt was a trick question. He wanted to see if they had the mental-strength to pass or not?
Its easy to quit,rather than to succeed.
The course is designed to psychologically,mass people up & to see how they cope,under:stress & duress.
Name calling like:youre fucking useless,etc:is part of that brutal-test,as its a game.
In basic-training:no matter how perfect your kit & general-efforts are,there is always something that they’ll find fault with or get you to do.
@@MarineAqua45 What I mean is that the recruit in question refused to quit, until Ant went up to him and demanded his arm band, telling him that he was off and denying him a say in the matter.
Thank you
"Tell us who you really are".........."I'm Batman"
😂😂
More like Robin, robbing batsard
LoL
It would make more sense if he was the Joker.
this made me laugh quite a bit - thanks! haha
I'm ex forces and its so infuriating when you have a Walter mitty telling you lies and that, it boils my piss, he's so lucky he wasn't dismantled.
It's the ultimate disrespect
If the cameras weren't there, he would've got the living shit knocked out of him!
You are fucked up in the head then clearly. And shows what some garbage people there is in the army who are suposed to be the good strong guys
Mark Charleson No he wouldn’t of got dismantled and no one cares too
Liar.
Done my time in the military, I got to season six then I stopped paying.
I breathed. I'm not lying.
the comment section is not what i expected, but everything i didnt know i needed
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1:55 is hilarious, Ant loses his shit and then the dude on the left is like. Okay I'll lose my shit too on a delayed response haha
I think it's one of those he was midfull of the Camera. Ant's a TV personality, he knows how to behave for the camera. Role up get up but it's a little bit of s show. Billy, I feel like the cameras would have to be cut off if he did stand up.
Good spot. But maybe he just has slower reactions because he’s older?
@@edwardclowes1448 very much doubt it.
It was kinda cringe
He forgot to read the script.
Two tours of Ghost Recon and 8 tours under the wing of Captain John Price. I have virtual combat experience on Land, Sea, Air and occasionally Space with custom maps.
I was waiting for “No Chef!”
I served 1 hour in the golf war. Was trapped in the sand with only a 9 iron. Brutal times 🏌️
I was armed with sand wedge and managed to escape the 3rd bunker on the 8th attempt. Never again.
I too served in the Golf war. I was shit upon by an Eagle, which is a vicious BIRDIE, which caused me to suffer from a HANDICAP injury when it's claws ripped out an eye. I ran to my PAR and got shot out of the EIGHTEENTH BUNKER by a bloody golf club.
Please please, enough of the Gulf puns.
I was hit by friendly fire after a rebound from a driver
"I got past basic training, I made it to week 12".... Yeah that's about 16 weeks short of passing out mate.
By my estimate thats 20 weeks short.
I have never seen the DS so pissed off (rightly so). Lying about being in the military is extremely disrespectful.
I would imagine that this show would attract quite alot of Walts as contestants.
I also served along side Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley
*Slams table* YOU FUCKIN WOT?!
same
Also 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 (Captain John Price)
But everything went South after our mission for the DSM. General Shepherd was picking us up, I got knocked out and next thing I knew Ghost and Roach were a pile of burned down bodies. I fought my way back to Captain Price and Captain McTavish and received my new rank, Sergeant.
2:31 when you get told it’s not cold outside and go out without a coat
Best comment
r/technicallythetruth
1:55 When I hear a news story I do not want to hear.
I currently work in Sainsbury’s Argos area