@twizzm “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character" - Fortnite
JFK literally makes this cutscene. I just love how he sounds like he is constantly giving a speech and his movements are literally tied to his speech pattern😂
I love how Nixon just goes full gremlin as soon as the zombies break in, like somehow bending 75 degrees at the waist is gonna improve his survival rates.
Not a bad idea if you're a politician. Wherever you sit on the political spectrum you can guarantee that your opponents will be looking to find something you've said earlier to use against you. Recordings can provide context that may have been accidentally (or deliberately) omitted.
I like how Castro just casually gets up with the most bored expression on his face when the zombies start breaking in. Like he’s dealt with this shit dozens of times before.
@@cadennorth8539 would be frustrating for anyone playing as jfk and Fidel Castro as the president has a china lake and the dictator has a revolver and a big knife
@@armandraynal740 if i had to throw down with a bunch of zombies with only one ally then i could do a lot worse than fidel castro tbf. guy knew his way around asymmetrical warfare, which i suppose a zombie invasion could be classified as
Zombies: * break in * Nixon: * experiences brief seizure * McNamara: * shields president from zombies that are nowhere near him * Kennedy: * announces there are zombies with the same level of concern as noticing you’re out of milk in the fridge *
1:32 the way that Nixon just pumps those guns up in the air and than puts them to his sides just ready to go full on akimbo bad ass mode just cracks me up
Nixon, McNamara and Castro all chose to resign... Jfk was assassinated, not his choice obviously. I don't know if that has anything to do with it but its a cool detail nonetheless.
I can just imagine as soon as the cutscene ends Nixon: “Damn it Jack, these guns arent working” Jfk: “Settle down Dick, they’re just props, the real ones are the 1911’s in the back”
Just seeing John F. Kennedy being so casual about zombies breaking in when he is in a meeting with Castro and Nixon and then gets a large amount of firepower is one of the funniest thing ever.
JFK was a badass in real life too. When his ship went down he lead his crew to a nearby island, personally swimming one of his injured crew mates for 4 hours, then collapsed when they reached shore. After waking up, my dude swam an hour looking for other ships that might be able to pick them up. When that failed, he lead his crew back into the ocean to island hop and look for food until they were rescued.
A zombies level where you play as JFK, Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro and Nixon fighting off zombies in the pentagon. Man, I really miss the times when they included fun little concepts like this into CoD. The zombies later on was so lifeless (pun intended).
To me, zombies died somewhere between BO3 and BO4. BO3 was pretty good, but I feel like they went so far into the plot intricacies and storyline with the Easter eggs that little funny concepts like these had begun to fade out around the end of the games life cycle.
”Gentlemen, at times like this our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of agression.” Every line out of JFK’s mouth here is comedy gold
@@THESLlCK I agree he was very intelligent. If you listen to him speak, outside of his presidential stuff, you can tell he had alot of wisdom. The main thing I disagree with him on was getting rid of the gold standard. That was a move that was WTF. Otherwise I think he handled the nation pretty well.
@@diktatoralexander88 the removal of the gold standard made sense back then because of oil, but then bowing down to OPEC ruined everything. But yeah the standard removal was insane anyway
I remember laughing my ass off with my brother every time JFK says "It's just a storm, Dick". He's a father of two now, but we still play games together occasionally.
Construction crew: “So you want this wall to rotate?” JFK: “Yes…” Construction crew: “And you want gun racks on the other side of the wall?” JFK: “Yes…” Construction crew: “Why?” JFK: “Zombies.” *cocks China Lake*
Two things I love about this. 1. JFK is totally calm, just says 'zombies' as if it were a normal word, chad 2. Castro just smoking his cigar through all of it, also chad.
It's hard for me since I used to play with a XBL friend who passed away 3-5 years after Black Ops 1 was released. Still play Gears with his family, but he loved playing Zombies. The memories in this level and Ascension.. :'). Time is short guys.. cherish each moment.
Irl relations between the two actually did cool down towards the end. But as soon as he started losing his animosity towards Castro and Communism, the CIA [redacted] him.
@Cyber NET You see when a daddy bullet finds a mommy head, the daddy bullet travels at *250KM per minute at a 46 degree angle and without a defence, the mommy head gets her skull penetrated and her internal organs ruptured to kingdom come*
JFK: *has an entire arsenal of weapons* Everyone: *grabs grenade launcher, a revolver, and shotguns* Game Starts: *everyone has one pistol* Edit: Largely ignored the 10 replies telling me it was two shotguns and not two SMGs until now. My mistake, and thank you to those who corrected me below! I don't know much about guns lol
@@0fks242 A very bad man. People can say whatever the hell they want about Castro. Nothing he did could ever be comparable to Bautista and his reign of terror in Cuba.
I like how Castro is just calmly getting up out of his seat while the others are jumping/startled. Castro has seen some shit and zombies aren’t the worst of it.
@@tukatl Castro immediately went full tyrant, executed, or exiled, all of his opposition, and permanently ended all elections. Think they got just a tad bit more then they voted for, no? Don't like the CIA though. Fuck them.
If you told early ID Software that developing DOOM would lead to JFK, Fidel Castro, Nixon, and Robert McNamara fighting off zombies in the Pentagon, they probably would’ve laughed his ass off and said “sounds about right”.
Black Ops has to be the singular greatest Call of Duty for having this Zombie map. The creativity to ask “What if we have a Zombie map that has John F Kennedy, Fidel Castro, Robert McNamara and Richard Nixon fighting Nazi Zombies?” is honestly the most creative idea in the shooter genre since Doom.
The zombies in Five were the american scientists messing with element 115. While trying to harness 115’s power they had a containment breach and people were being infected left, right, and center.
It's sad that they don't make anything like this anymore cold war is garbage making new boring maps and all we want is something that was like black ops 1-2 all those maps where 10/10
We need more random things like this in the new games😂 Like an map from a Chinese toy factory with the workers being the protagonists Or a box match with mike tyson against martial artist zombies 🤣
“Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.” Even if that’s not a real quote, I like it. I didn’t mean to imply that it wasn’t real, I was just saying that I liked it, regardless of whether it’s real or fake. So, you can stop the “it’s real lmao 🤣” type comments. Thank you for the likes, and have a good day.
@@Might_G ... xD I'm from spain, i know how it's written. It was on purpose because in spain, C is pronounced like "th", unlike cuba and other latinamerican countries where it's "s", i just wrote it how it sounds. Buddy cmon
"Do not pray for easy lives my friends".. "..Pray to be stronger men" Damn that's such a badass line to say especially when you're about to face insurmountable odds!
@@MxCheefah ? You should read into him more, JFK was actually extremely conservative despite running with the Democratic party. More of a moderate, really. I’m not a liberal but JFK could’ve been one of the best presidents in the past century.
@Lazys The Dank Engineer and no one registers as anything besides Republican or Democrat because it’s a Two-Party System. I’m sure there’s a few people registered as Communist or Libertarian, but very few due to there being only two major parties. You must register as Democrat or Republican to find a success in a Major election unless you’re a good politician.
This happened to me once,thought it was a storm when I heard loud sounds near my garage,the morning I found the window from my garage broken into and multiple tiny footprints all over the floor. Must've been a racoon
@@obi-wankenobi2037 Zombie or not I sleep with a loaded 12Gage under my bed,I don't give out warning shots. Waste of good ammo and I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY!
@@secretbaguette For Dan Castellaneta and Billy West respectively for Mayor Quimby in The Simpsons and Richard Nixon in Futurama. Yes, those voices for them are easy to impersonate.
@@secretbaguette Kennedy never was the easiest President to replicate, the guy had a very specific accent, which always has been hard to reproduce, but in BO1’s campaign and zombie mode, the voice actors nailed it
I love how JFK just goes "zombies." Like he know exactly what they are and exactly how to deal with them. i think you all misunderstand, im not saying: "please explain why he knows about zombies" that gets explained in the fucking map. im saying: "I enjoy that he just goes, Ah zombies this is a situation i have prepared for." even if people know about zombies before they encounter them its usually luke "ahhhh!" so this is a fresh take.
Oh man. This brings back memories when I finished Call of Duty Black Ops 1 campaign and this started playing. The fact that they made us play as JFK. Fidel castro, Nixon, and McNamara for Zombie mode was a greatest touch of an ending campaign EVER. :')
True, but the feeling of discovering Zombies in World At War after also completing the campaign will never be topped since its just so iconic and still gives chills to me even to this day.
“Gentlemen, in times like these, our capacity to retaliate must be, and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression.” Sounds like something Kennedy would say ngl edit: holy crap almost 2k likes you guys are crazy tysm
I took a glimpse at the thumbnail, which led me to believe this was an actual interview, considering I had just watched a video surrounding Kennedy's assassination, so this would be my recommended elaborating on that topic. Then I read the title, and the split second between my mind registering the context of what I was reading and understanding that this would be a joke drove me to seriously believe that Kennedy and Castro had quelled a zombie invasion together.
Nixon has a fucking heart attack while JFK is just casually smacking the wall revealing an entire arsenal of weapons .
And then you don't even get to use them haha
Chad John f Kennedy Vs virgin Richard Nixon
I gave you your 1000 like, you're welcome
@@laurendaley2503 you actually did lmao
And then they grab the worst guns
“Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.”
Best zombies quote ever
I hope when I die my most famous quotations get attributed to zombie video games
@twizzm “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character" - Fortnite
80th liek and 4th comment
@@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing mlkjr*
"Viva la revolución"
The way Kennedy says zombies he is prepared for it
"I've seen these before"
the CIA behind the zombies confirmed ?
He’s been waiting for this since he got elected
@@AFGuidesHD I mean technicly
Better game then Cold War👌🏻
@@Bluesjet1234 cap
This is basically the AI president meme but done a decade earlier
And we love this for that reason.
Bro I want to see a remake of this so bad
But with the banter
Shouldn’t be too hard
And actually funny
Lmao so true
I love how JFK just casually says “Zombies” as if this is just something that happens at the pentagon once or twice a month 😂
Remember they had a secret lab under the pentagon that they were testing on zombies. He knows who they are already.
McNamara....cool as a cucumber
And so it is.
It did in 9/11
@@xavier3191 I'm fine with that, but why under the pentagon. That's like experimenting with nukes under the white house.
JFK literally makes this cutscene. I just love how he sounds like he is constantly giving a speech and his movements are literally tied to his speech pattern😂
I like to believe that JFK used his speech voice in every day conversation.
@DiamondRuby 1 kek I know that, I'm just saying I find it funny to think otherwise.
I remember cracking up first time I heard Kennedy say "Zombies"
Gentlemen, lock and load
Talking like if William Shatner and Christopher Walkin had a baby
& everything that comes out his mouth is iconic
Castro with the machete tho is G AF
I like how JFK speaks exclusively in motivational one-liners
Now imagine if you could speak like that in real life, I would never shut up lmao
Most of his lines used here are cribbed from actual JFK speeches
@@RobertJRoman Incroyable.
“It’s just the storm, Dick. Just sit down” - A motivational quote from JFK
@@ESB2109 truly inspirational c':
Not sure which is better, JFK’s Clone High voice or Nixon’s caricature of a face that we somehow never see
Clone high based the voice on his actual voice
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear blo
@@AxxLAfriku What in the fuck?
@@AxxLAfriku your videos are cringe,and i havent even clicked on them
Dude's just so nonchalant about everything.
“It appears the pentagon has been breached”
“Zombies.”
With the monotone of someone getting up early to do chores on their weekend lol
@@masonmarchand4614 I love how random that was to say it made it spit out my water
Zombies 😃👍
@@vladimir-savage72 Tbh killing zombies is basically a chore.
sigh* typical zombie behaviour
“Sounds like someone’s breaking in!”
Classic Nixon.
LMAO
yea
Tmw watergate scandal lol
It's just a storm di-
(OMG JFK SWERD!!!!!!11!1!1 😱😱😱😱😱😱😠😠😱😱)
It's just a Stormy Daniels, Donald....
"And why is he here? He lost!"
"We needed a 4th playable character"
coulda gotten Krushev to balance the roster out but Nixon freaking out is also hilarious.
@@prointernetuser he's just being a lil gremlin in the corner
“Any last words mr President?”
“We are all gonna lose these weapons the second this cutscene ends *head bob*”
“Do not pray for easy lives my friends; pray to be stronger men.”
@@enpassant1014 and pray to stop misplacing these damn guns!
what is this game? i never heard of call of duty black ops but i have played modern warfare and cold war
@@youraverageyoutuber7846 Call of duty black ops 2
@@Connor-to8px No.
I love how Nixon just goes full gremlin as soon as the zombies break in, like somehow bending 75 degrees at the waist is gonna improve his survival rates.
The smaller your surface area, the less zombies have to latch onto you.
-chapter 12 zombie evasion techniques
Thats his war pose
Cant believe i posted this just 2 months ago
Also after JFK gives his quote, he holds his hands up like he did when he gave his 'peace signs' pose.
*Sentry Mode Activated*
innate self defense mechanism
When I first saw this, I was like “wow, they made Nixon super paranoid” but then I remembered the man literally recorded every conversation he had
Wait, did he actually do that? Damn, and I thought I was anxious.
@@TryingForSomethingNew yeah look up the watergate incident you'll know why nixon was paranoid
@@TryingForSomethingNew It’s part of what got him in trouble during the Watergate scandal
To be fair, JFK also recorded a lot of calls & conversations
Not a bad idea if you're a politician. Wherever you sit on the political spectrum you can guarantee that your opponents will be looking to find something you've said earlier to use against you. Recordings can provide context that may have been accidentally (or deliberately) omitted.
“Why is HE, here? HE LOST!” Gets me every time
(also does Nixon's peace sign pose)
@@totallynoteverything1. Oh shit, never noticed that. Thanks, fils.
"Zombies." -JFK
“He posted cringe.”
funniest part is that he imitates nixon’s peace pose AND throws up an L with his fingers.
“Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be.. stronger men.” -JFK
Where'd you get your pfp??
@Fuuu Rannn ah thanks my brain just forces me to do stuff like this after I finished watching some animes
that's what i pray
Forget your animes but remember there names
-the anime girl
@@bladerunner2182 ahhahah yeah lol
I like how Castro just casually gets up with the most bored expression on his face when the zombies start breaking in. Like he’s dealt with this shit dozens of times before.
Where do you think those nukes went?
For a man that has survived several assasination attempts,it kinda is
And remember, he chased the biggest zombie in his country out totally.
@@anonymus0024 it was a joke
And it was Turkey not germany
it's called the cuban revolution
"And why is he here? He lost"
"He posted cringe"
Forgive their enemies but remember their memes
@@16russelllewis45 XD
@JOE ASHTON bro that's kinda cringe don't ya think
@JOE ASHTON I didn't mean it that way, I just wanted to rephrase "that's kinda cringe" from a video I saw not too long ago
"It's just a meme dick, sit down."
The audacity these zombies have to interrupt jfk like that.
Ikr that’s so rude
He didn't let it slide ether
Blame Samantha 💀
How funny JFK showed up his weapons but starts with M1911
It's the same for everyone not just JFK
Truly a man of culture
I mean he did pick the China lake so it’s an upgrade
Bosses when you face them versus when you get to play them:
A true gawddamn American.
Very inspiring speech by JFK
It’s just a storm dick
@@sidsucksatplaying" ask not what you're country can do for you but what you can do for you're country"
@@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven your*
@@KeystonePathfinder *no one asked
@@TacticalmailmanII *I do not care, when you’re quoting someone, at least have the grammar be right. JFK’s speech was really inspirational though.
Whoever voiced JFK fucking nailed it in this
Wanted to like the comment so hard but the 69 likes stopped me from doing so :(
@@noodles6901 you can like it now
@@noodles6901 people like you make me want to kill myself
It's Jim meskimen and he's really good at impressions
It wouldn't happen to be the same guy who voices Mayor Quimby in the Simpsons?
_Zombies break in_
Nixon: Absolute Panic
JFK: Mild Surprise
Robert: Gets in front of JFK
Castro: "This is like the 87th time I've dealt with them"
Castro must've seen too many Soviet and Cuban zombies.
LMFAOO
JFK was chill asf lol
the milk zombies
Probably the work of a capalists nation
It's funny how they have such good weapons in the cutscene, then they just disappear and are replaced with M1911s.
The other weapons were stolen. Can’t have shit in D.C.
it would be cool if they could keep the weapons ngl
I especially like that castro also gets a 1911
@@cadennorth8539 would be frustrating for anyone playing as jfk and Fidel Castro as the president has a china lake and the dictator has a revolver and a big knife
@@eldritchgod4308 Castro has a Python not an M1911
"Forgive your enemies, but remember their names."
Now THATS a quote.
Indeed
A quote to live by
Smart
this game was gold
Forgive but not forget, gentlemen
You gotta admit two things.
1. Whoever voiced JFK nailed it.
2. JFKs quote “forgive your enemies but remember their names.” Is badass.
It is badass indeed
three things.
3. They got lucky Castro was here that day.
Yes. Forgive your enemies, but remember the bastards' names.
He sounds exactly like the Clone High JFK lmfao
@@armandraynal740 if i had to throw down with a bunch of zombies with only one ally then i could do a lot worse than fidel castro tbf. guy knew his way around asymmetrical warfare, which i suppose a zombie invasion could be classified as
JFK said “zombies” like he waited his entire life for this moment
JFK a gamer
Yeah! He said it as if it was a common, every day occurance to him...as if it was nothing out of the ordinary.
@@destroyerdeath5605 BRO-
JFK is badass
zobies
00:35 I always assumed as a kid Castro was just being exaggerated in his movements but never knew he made fun of Nixon’s peace sign move lmao
Absolutely based
Same. I thought he just waved his hands in the air for effect
I thought it was the dated animation
If you look close enough he even throws up an "L". I laughed as a kid when I first saw it.
Richard Nixon was a joke.
Zombies: * break in *
Nixon: * experiences brief seizure *
McNamara: * shields president from zombies that are nowhere near him *
Kennedy: * announces there are zombies with the same level of concern as noticing you’re out of milk in the fridge *
Castro: "Wasn't expecting that. Anyway..."
Milk, gentle men at times like these out capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression
@@menospeakwelsh He was preoccupied with his cigar
Castro: * slowly gets up like a dad from the couch *
It’s a big deal noticing you’re out of milk when you thought you was bout to eat some cocoa pebbles
“Then why is he here? He lost!”
“Because we needed a fourth character.”
He posted cringe
This is the funniest moment
@Ed gray It’s a RussianBadger reference.
They could've added LBJ if that was the case... or maybe Comrade Corn.
And* why is he here?
1:32 the way that Nixon just pumps those guns up in the air and than puts them to his sides just ready to go full on akimbo bad ass mode just cracks me up
I thought it was a nod to his famous double handed peace gesture....
@@Ghostdog15 oh ok cool yeah now that I think about it u seem pretty accurate
He looks like a fucking caveman the animators knew exactly what they were doing
He even looks at everyone afterwards as if he’s going “Did you guys see that? Was that cool?”
Reminds of a Krogan from Mass Effect
"Don't pray for easy lives, my friends, pray to be stronger men."
Such a good line
It's the fucking same
Fun fact, JFK is the only character who doesn’t have a quote when he gets down. My man just gets right back up, like nothing happened
My god I haven't noticed that after 11 years
He didn't have a quote when he got downed IRL
@@lucysmith4242 ggs
@@lucysmith4242 nice
Nixon, McNamara and Castro all chose to resign...
Jfk was assassinated, not his choice obviously. I don't know if that has anything to do with it but its a cool detail nonetheless.
I can just imagine as soon as the cutscene ends
Nixon: “Damn it Jack, these guns arent working”
Jfk: “Settle down Dick, they’re just props, the real ones are the 1911’s in the back”
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Damn
Castro just mumbling something in Spanish cause he really wanted to use his gun
@@KRDecade2009 He said "Long live the revolution.".
Badass
He said “Zombies” like they go through this every Tuesday.
Edit: I’m truly impressed on how popular this got. I thank you all.
I mean, yeah, don't you go through it every Tuesday as well?
@@leoanathetiger6814 nah fam, I go through it every Sunday. 🤔
@@diegothelonelyloser8251 at church
Nah fam, i go through this every day
@@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 👼🏻
Just seeing John F. Kennedy being so casual about zombies breaking in when he is in a meeting with Castro and Nixon and then gets a large amount of firepower is one of the funniest thing ever.
JFK was a badass in real life too. When his ship went down he lead his crew to a nearby island, personally swimming one of his injured crew mates for 4 hours, then collapsed when they reached shore. After waking up, my dude swam an hour looking for other ships that might be able to pick them up. When that failed, he lead his crew back into the ocean to island hop and look for food until they were rescued.
@@farid1406raft in real life!!1!1!1
@@farid1406Wow amazing
The idea of JFK and Castro having a meeting like that is ridiculous. The CIA was attempting to kill and overthrow Castro
A zombies level where you play as JFK, Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro and Nixon fighting off zombies in the pentagon. Man, I really miss the times when they included fun little concepts like this into CoD. The zombies later on was so lifeless (pun intended).
To me, zombies died somewhere between BO3 and BO4. BO3 was pretty good, but I feel like they went so far into the plot intricacies and storyline with the Easter eggs that little funny concepts like these had begun to fade out around the end of the games life cycle.
Yeah, I would've killed for a CoD WWII zombies where you play as Truman, MacArthur, Stalin, and Churchill.
Zombies took a big tumble after BO2
@@JarvoD best zombies ever was bo3 easily
@@dungeonmaster3869 you must be young 😂
”Gentlemen, at times like this our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of agression.”
Every line out of JFK’s mouth here is comedy gold
I'll give my vote to a president who speaks like COD JFK, verbose and extremely civil as fuck even in casual conversations.
I wont attack a dude I know will drop me
@@Nope-en9bo and ready to grab weapons themselves to go fight
Nixon's power pose at the end gets me. All four characters have such great posturing and movement. So much story told in such little time.
It actually matches Nixons real life attitude. Like Kennedy, he too was athletic when he was younger. Nixon was more energetic than Kennedy was.
@@diktatoralexander88 nixon was a rocketship of a president and if he had more self control he would be a good guy
@@THESLlCK I agree he was very intelligent. If you listen to him speak, outside of his presidential stuff, you can tell he had alot of wisdom.
The main thing I disagree with him on was getting rid of the gold standard. That was a move that was WTF. Otherwise I think he handled the nation pretty well.
@@diktatoralexander88 the removal of the gold standard made sense back then because of oil, but then bowing down to OPEC ruined everything. But yeah the standard removal was insane anyway
Castro doin a Tony Montana kills me
0:55 I love how Castro just calmly stands up😂
It's like he doesn't care
Well he did survive 638 attempts on his life
I remember laughing my ass off with my brother every time JFK says "It's just a storm, Dick". He's a father of two now, but we still play games together occasionally.
Aww that sounds wholesome
@@Galland780 Just have to wait till the kids are old enough to play the game lol, would be pretty fun to rock around Five with the nephews and the dad
@@noodles6901 do you play on Xbox? I still play all the bo1 zombies maps weekly on Xbox
@@jerrysmith1445 We used to. But we both play it on Steam now
I thought it was funny too until I learned that “Dick” is short for “Richard” (Don’t ask how cuz idk)
*sounds like SOMEoOnES BreAKing INn!*
Damn, the nostalgia
Ironic coming from Nixon
"It's just a storm dick"
@@andrewn.caldwell6218 OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT LMAOOOOOOOOO
"Sit down"
*sounds like SOMEoOnES PoSTing crINgE!*
Construction crew: “So you want this wall to rotate?”
JFK: “Yes…”
Construction crew: “And you want gun racks on the other side of the wall?”
JFK: “Yes…”
Construction crew: “Why?”
JFK: “Zombies.” *cocks China Lake*
More likely in case one of his guest is packing heat
Lol… cocks
JFK : *cocks China Lake*
Also JFK : *starts round with M1911*
China cake
I dont find it weird for a government agency to have emergency weapons
I like how he says "to deter all forms of aggression" like that diplomacy with zombies was an option
Two things I love about this.
1. JFK is totally calm, just says 'zombies' as if it were a normal word, chad
2. Castro just smoking his cigar through all of it, also chad.
And why is he here, he lost 🤷🏻♂️
castro sure is smoking a speacial cigarrete
@@hehincredible7615 so he lost huh? Must be why the government was run by zombies today
The reason he was calm was because he was working with scientists so he just expected that there would be zombies
Na him fighting zombies Is just a normal weekend for him
The memories….
Yo you here!
Revive me I have ray gun
Ayy
It's hard for me since I used to play with a XBL friend who passed away 3-5 years after Black Ops 1 was released. Still play Gears with his family, but he loved playing Zombies. The memories in this level and Ascension.. :'). Time is short guys.. cherish each moment.
And the fact that yt thinks this is cod mobile
Seeing JFK and Castro being cool to each other is stragely wholesome.
Irl relations between the two actually did cool down towards the end. But as soon as he started losing his animosity towards Castro and Communism, the CIA [redacted] him.
@@taterthepenguin He never lost his animosity towards Communism. He just didn’t get on well with the deep state
@@Gogglesofkrome Yeah, was that not just one unrelated guy who killed him?
@ Harvey Oswald had no relations to communists
@@Gogglesofkrome There were several reasons why the US Empire would want to nix JFK, his easing of relations with Communist nations is only 1 of them.
Nixon screaming, "Someone's breaking in!" 🤣🤣
JFK: It’s just a storm Dick. *Sit dooown.*
@@TandaSandaBanda*Screech and window breaks*
@@AleKroviAle-the_foxOH MY GOD!!
Activision really did a good job finding a voice actor that has the exact same voice as Kennedy himself
yeah, back when Activision cared to hire perfect voice actors for their characters
Yeah it's great they managed to get JFK himself.
@Cyber NET You see when a daddy bullet finds a mommy head, the daddy bullet travels at *250KM per minute at a 46 degree angle and without a defence, the mommy head gets her skull penetrated and her internal organs ruptured to kingdom come*
"Mommy head"
@@awddwa6544 *yes*
Time traveler moves chair "I'm sure nothing will happen"
The timeline:
Lol
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Lol
Even when he's being attacked by zombies, John still talks like a goddamn poet.
Dear God! Do you have to say everything like it’s going to be chiseled into a rock?! - Arlen Hurd, Trumbo movie
That's a navy captain for ya
1:20 hardest video game frame of 2010 💯
JFK: *has an entire arsenal of weapons*
Everyone: *grabs grenade launcher, a revolver, and shotguns*
Game Starts: *everyone has one pistol*
Edit: Largely ignored the 10 replies telling me it was two shotguns and not two SMGs until now.
My mistake, and thank you to those who corrected me below! I don't know much about guns lol
Don't forget that JFK seems to be holding a China Lake based on the sights
LMAOOO YESSSS
I like to imagine your just another CIA agent and not one of the four
@@MrAsego a china lake grenade launcher
@@hunterofdarkness8329 but you literally are
Okay everyone's noticed JFKs delivery of "Zombies.", but what about how calmly Castro stood up at 0:56 while everyone else sprung out of their seats
Probably assumes it's another CIA attempt to assassinate him.
@@AbsolXGuardian 🤣
“Whatever this is, it can’t be any worse than Bautista.” - Castro, probably
@@i.theworstguys298 what’s bautista
@@0fks242
A very bad man. People can say whatever the hell they want about Castro. Nothing he did could ever be comparable to Bautista and his reign of terror in Cuba.
I love how Castro had the gun on him for the entire meeting
He stay strapped
and i cant tell what hes holding in the other hand it looks like a giant knife or some shit
@@StrangeQuark Bowie knife
@@ATP2555ify or he'll get clapped.
“Just a storm dick, sit down.”
Had me laughing 😂
I like how Castro is just calmly getting up out of his seat while the others are jumping/startled.
Castro has seen some shit and zombies aren’t the worst of it.
Probably one of the CIA’s assasination attempts.
after 600 assassination attempts, a mere zombie attack is nothing.
Not to mention he was a revolutionary
None of the people there even comes close to fidel in being a badass. Fidel is just on another level and the game captured it pretty well here.
If only you knew what the dictator Bautista did to Cuba you'd understand why Castro would not be phased
“It sounds like someone’s spreading COMMUNISM!”
“It’s just a democratically elected government, Dick, calm down”
Funny is that there's literally a Communist leader in the same room with them.
The guy just explained the whole Cold War lore in a single comment
CIA: how about no?
People who elected them: damnit not again
@@tukatl Castro immediately went full tyrant, executed, or exiled, all of his opposition, and permanently ended all elections. Think they got just a tad bit more then they voted for, no? Don't like the CIA though. Fuck them.
Bay of pigs didn't happen under Nixon...
*"Sounds like someone posting cringe!"*
"It's just a meme, Dick, sit down."
AMOWGEUS
Richard: OH MY GOD!! [falls over]
Dead memes. Gentlemen…
Idk why this is so funny to me
"What is he doing here, he posted cringe"
Castro: Why is he here?! He lost. He posted cringe.
Badger 101
If you told early ID Software that developing DOOM would lead to JFK, Fidel Castro, Nixon, and Robert McNamara fighting off zombies in the Pentagon, they probably would’ve laughed his ass off and said “sounds about right”.
“Do not pray for easy lives, my friends, pray to be stronger men”
*-John F. Kennedy, Call Of Duty Black Ops*
Black Ops has to be the singular greatest Call of Duty for having this Zombie map. The creativity to ask “What if we have a Zombie map that has John F Kennedy, Fidel Castro, Robert McNamara and Richard Nixon fighting Nazi Zombies?” is honestly the most creative idea in the shooter genre since Doom.
All I know is Black Ops Zombies while playing Disturbed on the old iPod was a highlight of my early teens.
The zombies in Five were the american scientists messing with element 115. While trying to harness 115’s power they had a containment breach and people were being infected left, right, and center.
It's sad that they don't make anything like this anymore cold war is garbage making new boring maps and all we want is something that was like black ops 1-2 all those maps where 10/10
We need more random things like this in the new games😂
Like an map from a Chinese toy factory with the workers being the protagonists
Or a box match with mike tyson against martial artist zombies 🤣
@@LaloSalamancaGaming69 that actually sounds cool wtf
I love how JFK casually had the raygun on his wall and no one grabs it (1:11)
Had to rewatch a few times before I noticed. I then just busted out laughing after seeing that. Thank you for pointing that out.
@@andocalrissian2477 no problem, it a hidden detail that not many people know about
Even as a kid I always love how he just says "Zombies" so nonchalantly.
That's because they were doing experiments on the zombies in groom Lake and in the basement
Nonchalantly isn't a hyphenated word.
@@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224 Damn fair enough.
@@liama5223 lol
JFK sounds like this is just an average day of shenanigans at the pentagon
The Zombies be like: wassup can a loc come up to your crib.
"men, fu-- you & I'll see you at work"
Heisenberg I have seen you like 20 times already
“Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.”
Even if that’s not a real quote, I like it.
I didn’t mean to imply that it wasn’t real, I was just saying that I liked it, regardless of whether it’s real or fake. So, you can stop the “it’s real lmao 🤣” type comments.
Thank you for the likes, and have a good day.
I believe it is a real quote
@@ghostly2238 googling the quote shows facebook inspirational stock images so i believe it's real
Now America teaches its children to go for easier lives and always blame the stronger men
@@darealbukchoyboi then leave America.
It’s real
1:00 I love the way JFK says “zombies” like this is a standard Tuesday on the job for the president
Lmao yes
“SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BREAKING IN!”
*“It’s just your PTSD from Watergate, Dick. Sit down.”*
@@schaefer76
PTSD: Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder
It's 1961
@@vengeflly 1962, because McNamara mentioned the Cuban Missile Crisis.
@@AScottish-AustralianM-84 Ah how could i forget that
@@vengeflly It's all good mate don't stress. Everyone misses out on small things in cutscenes like that.
"Gentlemen, lock and load" killed me but "viva la revolusion" denied me every chance of resurrecting
Revolución* buddy cmon 🤦🏽♂️
@@Might_G ... xD I'm from spain, i know how it's written. It was on purpose because in spain, C is pronounced like "th", unlike cuba and other latinamerican countries where it's "s", i just wrote it how it sounds. Buddy cmon
@@MrSbunVlogs que? Deja de decir pendejadas
@@MrSbunVlogs cmon buddy, it's called orthography.
@@friendlycrusader8892 It's called a joke
2010: activision points gun on JFK
2015: train go boom
2020: i am a goddamn onion mason!
Yeah..they fucked up somewhere
@@ThatBallerWaller agreed
2025: where bad guy
@The Big Sad THEY *WHAT?*
The result? Train go boom.
"Don't pray for easy lifes, pray to be stronger"
That's a nice/badass quote
You forgot some parts of that quote 😂
The clip is only a minute and a half long, how did you manage to get the quote wrong?
@@SanctusPaulus1962its prolly a girl
Wtf is this comment?
@@miamimutilator you skipped the "stronger men" part.. prob thats why ^^
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
History Channel at midnight:
I bet History Channel has a nightmare last night
r/uselessnobody
@@PU8698 r/nobodyasked
Imagine if this would be real
@@vinteb7987 and who asked you?
I'm so surprised they got the real JFK to voice JFK in the game 10/10 cutscene
🤣deadass
@@shadagoat4500 literally
@@shadagoat4500 if there was ever a time to say deadass, this was it 😂.
Mindblown.
Bravo Vince
I love how Nixon is just a shriveled up little gollum.
I don't see the difference
Hardest scene in all of fiction.
this is not fiction, this is what actually happened
"do not pray for easy lifes my friends, pray to be........STRONGER men." JFK
that line is soo legendary off a badass president of the usa
Anime pfp equals no opinion
@@diobrando4063 dam right
@@callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543 😂😂
@@diobrando4063 pfp?
@@callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543 profile pic
"Do not pray for easy lives my friends"..
"..Pray to be stronger men"
Damn that's such a badass line to say especially when you're about to face insurmountable odds!
Lmao a lot of the qoutes Kennedy gives would go hard if the context wasn't so damn funny 😂.
Kennedy would never say anything that cool, he was very liberal.
@@MxCheefah ? You should read into him more, JFK was actually extremely conservative despite running with the Democratic party. More of a moderate, really. I’m not a liberal but JFK could’ve been one of the best presidents in the past century.
@Lazys The Dank Engineer I’m aware of this, but parties are just names. I can run as a Socially Liberal Republican.
@Lazys The Dank Engineer and no one registers as anything besides Republican or Democrat because it’s a Two-Party System.
I’m sure there’s a few people registered as Communist or Libertarian, but very few due to there being only two major parties. You must register as Democrat or Republican to find a success in a Major election unless you’re a good politician.
This is one of my favorite zombie map in solo mode. I keep restarting this level, until I get JFK.
I keep restarting until I get Nixon!
HHHAAARRROOOHHH!!
@@surfinturf4620 Lmao, but still a good choice.
It was the scariest to play solo as a kid lol
Lmao same I hated getting mcnamara I liked Castro tho
"It sounds like someone's breaking in!"
"It's just a storm, Dick. Sitdown."
It was then revealed that it was not, in fact, a storm.
I'm sure Nixon knows a lot about breaking into things.
This happened to me once,thought it was a storm when I heard loud sounds near my garage,the morning I found the window from my garage broken into and multiple tiny footprints all over the floor. Must've been a racoon
@@vladimir-savage72 a zombie racoon...
@@obi-wankenobi2037
Zombie or not I sleep with a loaded 12Gage under my bed,I don't give out warning shots. Waste of good ammo and I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY!
Whether he's right or wrong he was so confident it was a storm that dick sat back down foreal 🤣
JFK: "Classic JFK speech"
Nixon while doing some weird... movements: *"SoUnDs lIkE sOmEoNe bReAkInG iN!!!"*
So classic Nixon speech then?
It’s just the storm dick….
Siddown
Wasn't irl Nixon known to be on the paranoid side? Hence why he audio recorded everyone in the White House
Futurama Nixon
I mean, he would know. I'd've trusted him on that one, to be honest.
"...zombies."
Whoever this VA was, they should be happy to have the best line delivery in video gaming history.
Ask not what the zombies can do to you, but what you can do to the zombies. ~JFK
The most immersion-breaking part of this scene wasn't the zombies, it was the idea that Kennedy would willingly invite Castro inside the Pentagon.
That's the biggest clue this is an alternate timeline
@@SaulGoodman3D2049 no I think it's the zombies
@@The_White_House you really underestimate how much the American government hates Castro
I guess America hates Castro 638% more than I though
@@The_White_House well they did try to kill him about 638 times soo
I love how casual JFK and Castro are about the zombies.
its because castro got it from the soviets and kennedy by research stuff
Everyone is talking about how casual jfk is but I love how Castro just sits in the chair as they all stand and he looks like he really does not care
I mean, the amount of assassination attempts on man's life ought to make one super chill when in deadly situation.
I need an updated version of this with Trump, Obama, Biden and Putin
It just honestly is amazing that they were able to pull off JFK’s voice so perfectly. Truly astonishing
Im not so sure about that, Kennedy and Nixon are probably the two easiest presidents voices to replicate.
@@secretbaguette
For Dan Castellaneta and Billy West respectively for Mayor Quimby in The Simpsons and Richard Nixon in Futurama. Yes, those voices for them are easy to impersonate.
@@TPDManiacXC626 I was talking from personal experience my guy
@@secretbaguette Kennedy never was the easiest President to replicate, the guy had a very specific accent, which always has been hard to reproduce, but in BO1’s campaign and zombie mode, the voice actors nailed it
@@UnicornPizza I'm a new englander
I love how JFK just goes "zombies." Like he know exactly what they are and exactly how to deal with them.
i think you all misunderstand, im not saying: "please explain why he knows about zombies"
that gets explained in the fucking map.
im saying:
"I enjoy that he just goes, Ah zombies this is a situation i have prepared for."
even if people know about zombies before they encounter them its usually luke "ahhhh!" so this is a fresh take.
😂😂
There not vampires the rules are pretty consistent.
I mean what else could they be
He commanded PT-109 during WW2 and survived a confrontation with a Japanese Destroyer up close, he must have had huge cajonas
@@12LoLproductions seems accurate
Ah yes, I remember learning about this in history class. Truly a vital moment in history.
Do not pray for an easier life.
Pray to be a stronger man.
“Zombies.” No fancier terms, just “zombies”, and he quickly pulls out the guns. So badass!
Plot Armor: Detected
Oh man. This brings back memories when I finished Call of Duty Black Ops 1 campaign and this started playing. The fact that they made us play as JFK. Fidel castro, Nixon, and McNamara for Zombie mode was a greatest touch of an ending campaign EVER. :')
True, but the feeling of discovering Zombies in World At War after also completing the campaign will never be topped since its just so iconic and still gives chills to me even to this day.
“Gentlemen, in times like these, our capacity to retaliate must be, and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression.”
Sounds like something Kennedy would say ngl
edit: holy crap almost 2k likes you guys are crazy tysm
I'm pretty sure all of his lines in this scene are actual Kennedy quotes
"Zombies"
-JFK
I'm pretty sure he literally did. Probably Cuban missile crisis tbh.
@@buddermonger2000 I repeat
"Zombies"
-JFK
@@cameronsitton501 That applies well to the guy above your first reply in here
Seeing this as a kid was crazy. Still crazy to see it now. So quotable and memorable
i love how Kennedy is a calm and says zombies like oh yea they were coming in no matter what while dixon was OMG HOLY shit and panics
The way JFK speaks is like he is an android from DBH
Perfect representation of how he actually spoke irl
The movement too, someone help him
My name is Kennedy, i am the president sent by cyberlife.
I took a glimpse at the thumbnail, which led me to believe this was an actual interview, considering I had just watched a video surrounding Kennedy's assassination, so this would be my recommended elaborating on that topic.
Then I read the title, and the split second between my mind registering the context of what I was reading and understanding that this would be a joke drove me to seriously believe that Kennedy and Castro had quelled a zombie invasion together.
Never played "five"
It's from the map "Five" from CoD Black Ops. Just for anyone wondering. Probably the greatest zombie map in CoD imo
Who's to say it didn't happen.
nah but it is one of the hardest but maps like origins, DE, Gorod, ZNS, SOE, Rev, mob and many other are better imo. I do like it more than Kino tho
Imagine that
0:47 Sounds like someone's posting cringe!
“It’s just a storm Dick, sit down”
Dont u hate it when theres a storm dick
A bit mean calling him a dick
@Sn4pper Wooooosh
@@TheNoodleMan69 r/ihavereddit
@@Real_Mick3y6 never said r/
but yes I recently got reddit
Bullied kids: Dammit, we get bullied everyday and the teachers are doing nothing to stop it!
The quiet kid: 1:08
It didn’t fully click til I hear the “gentleman, lock and load” 🤣
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BREAKING IN!!!
@@angelodewitt6336 its just the storm dick, sit down
@@e.r.uscout4940 NIXON: SOME MEMORABLE WORDS TO FIGHT AGAINST THIS STORM DICK SIR?!?!