“They’re a person, not a spider” My secret is out My 8 legs have unfolded and are protruding from my trench coat Eyes begin to open all over my face I am a spider
Honestly, one fine day I'll pass as a man, and I will be overjoyed, except that from that day on I will always have to go to the men's loo and it'll be fucking disgusting. I've been a few times and let me just say: just cuz you can aim and therefore piss pretty much anywhere, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD!!!
I laughed at the part where he talked about the trans panic clause and jokingly compared it to how people react to spiders. Then I remember that I actually have the displeasure of knowing people who have legitimate panic attacks at even the hint they were near a trans person, and I don’t feel like laughing anymore. I’m just going to sit here, stewing quietly and losing faith in humanity.
If they are panicking, they probably don't fit gender norms in some way and/or because they question gender roles. I am afraid I would have a hard time not responding to those people as I sometimes do with homophobes: ie tell them they would be happier if they came out and it is ok to embrace who they are.
Yeah being trans and in the same room as people who don't think they're ever near a trans person but hate us enough to spew hatred and bullshit in the open is the worst feeling. There's a guy I refuse to be near at work because he got upset that he had to follow the no harassment rule. Idk how he didn't get fired right then and there.
what happens when said TG person is captured by the enemy ? THATS what the issue is SAVING LIVES the US has a Unacknowledged 200 billion a year program ,money is no object when you print it
Been watching this guys stuff, and I think I figured out what I like most about him. He *sounds* like he is saying something really offensive, but he is *actually* incredibly wholesome and nice. Who knew a comedian could make jokes about trasngender folks without resorting to bigotry and ignorance? I wish more comedians took a page from Russell's book.
@lowercase If it means people are happy and mentally healthy and many stop committing suicide, I'm willing to pay more tax. Especially when there's many other things the tax can be cut down from.
harry liddle What’s even more important is every trans soldier you complain and whine about is worth ten of you that’s what’s really important for you to grasp
Whatever you think about transgender people's state of mind, kicking them out of the military is technically a violation of their second amendment rights. And isn't the right all about freedom of the 2nd?
Anything but good content that is NOT FUNNY in the slightest. Transphobia is not a word. It’s a pejorative label the left use to further their agenda. And by the way....... The left don’t give a s**t about the mentally ill. They are a means to an end. It’s power games and the mentally ill are just pawns. I pity them.
i am getting help! the plethora of mental health experts that i talk to encourage me to present my gender in a way that i feel comfortable with, and they always do their best to refer to me with the correct pronouns!!! ✨
Soldier: Corporal the Taliban is in the base, what do we do? Corporal: *takes off shades* release the transgenders Transgender people: _happy spider noises_
@@onekom7562 Hormone Blockers stop them through going through puberty and if it happens to be a phase then you can stop it and you start going through puberty again. It's not irreversible like Testosterone.
Thank you so much Russel! As a trans lad I am genuinely grateful. I may be english, but the fact people in America are being treated like bollocks is upsetting and should be spoken about
I love this guy because he's the only person people will take seriously talking about this sort of thing, I guess u need to make jokes about elephants so people will listen
large and mildly threatening reptile For real! I know people who shut down in the presence of gay people like, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. What do you think this super kind and loving person will do to you? This man can’t even squash an ant without crying, what do you think he will do you? An adult with fifty pounds on him? Gays don’t have secret gun compartments under our skin.
I would also like to mention that the approved military budget for this one year is 700 billion dollars. Not even 700 million, 700 BILLION. I think they can spare 5 million.
He's right about the bathrooms though, when I was a kid and my dad used to take me swimming I had to go into the mens' room and good lord was it gross.
Hannah weird, ive always found the mens room to be cleaner than the womens. i suppose it depends on the area... growing up the womens room always had toilet paper on the floor and paper towel on the counter and water everywhere, the mens (i use the mens now) here where i live is cleaner on average
I'm trans and yeah it's true. The women's was beautiful but the men's is fucking gross 😂😂 I went to McDonald's in Birmingham and there was just pee all over the floor 😷
I’ve found that, where I live, the women’s is grosser, because both the men and women are equally unhygienic but in the women’s there’s blood everywhere... 😑
Well, I know in my school the boy's bathroom was grosser, because the principal once came into the class and gave a speech about not sticking wet toilet paper to the ceiling.
Overall it was a terrible idea to make subtitles part of the video. They should have used youtube's subtitle feature. 1: they can't be edited when they are wrong. 2: they obfuscate translated subtitling. 3: they can't be read by narrator software.
I'm trans and man it was so refreshing to hear good comedy about us that actually treats us like people. I had a real good laugh with this one. Excellent stuff. Thank you so much : )
@@mathunit1 Your comment reminded me of Brutal Legend, during the intro it will ask you if you want to enable violence and profanity, the option to censor profanity says something along the lines of "The bleeping makes it funnier"
I love Russel's mom! And Russel. Seriously, the only good thing about Trump being POTUS is Russel's comedy. Also, as an American, I can think of no one braver than transgender people.
SailorCrescent Potter Yeah, so brave. I mean it's such bravery to chop off your body parts. It's not crazy or anything, it's the bravest thing ever. People who fought and died for ideals weren't brave compared to this. Bruce Jenner is so much braver than Spartacus.
Vaeldr Nero well it's brave for them to come out even though a lot of people (aka close minded RUclips commenters) will call them out for it, claim they're invalid, or (since it's a legal defense) get away with murdering them. Yeah, I'd say that's pretty damn brave.
Vaeldr Nero Imagine feeling trapped in the wrong body, growing up in it. Now picture deciding to become transgender. You'd have to explain it to your family, all the people in your life, future employers, anyone you'd date, literally almost anyone who could possibly become relevant in your life. Imagine telling them without knowing if these important people will accept you. Now tell me that isn't brave.
Sharon Lee I'm sorry, are you replying to my 1st or 2nd comment? I'm not trying to be noble, I'm trying to say that not every American is against transgender military members.
Here's also one thing. people are so afraid of them being creeps in the bathrooms but if someone really wanted to do something bad to you, they wouldn't ruin their life "transitioning" just to get in to the opposite bathroom. they'd say "what I'm doing is already illegal so what do I care?" there have been a few cases yes, but they are not much difference.
I mean, if you say you need to go into bathrooms based on sex then a predatory cis guy can much more easily say he's a trans man than say he's a trans women ad there's literally no work he needs to put in.
@@theviewer6889 That's not really true. A cis woman was arrested for going into the wemons bathroom because she didn't looke feminine enough. I think we're actually a bit too on alert.
That's true, sadly we have the had the conservative media putting the fear into people's minds, mostly females, girls and women who many likely never even encounter a trans woman in RL situation or a public toilet yet now have the irrational fear tattooed in their minds and anxiety that they might. The terrible misrepresentation, lies that have been and still are being told about genuine trans girls and women much of the public believe are legitimate concerns, when it is proven they are actually not and never have been a treat. Any predatory cisgender man, or criminal will always do whatever they like and do not have to go through traumatic and expensive gender transition to do deplorable things to females. A few cases in the past where a criminal has claimed to be trans as an excuse.
Hey Vsauce nope, even if they’re a citizen they can’t be elected to the presidency unless they’re born US citizens. Not saying anything political with that or anything, that’s simply just a fact. Russel m’s pretty damn great though.
I love this guy! Like really I'm just laughing so hard. He really has a talent to adress serious subjects in such a funny way. I'm obsessed with his videos now!
chaoticKuroba America is such a great place. How when doing the election did they somehow manage to narrow it down to the worst person in America? I’m so angry. I’m part of the LGBT community and to know he is someone who is supposed to be bringing America together and making everyone happy, he is sure doing a bad job. Shame on him.
Please drop the beeps at swearwords. They are annoying and I don't see a reason to sensor Russell. A well timed swearword is one of the things that makes Russell so funny Please like so this comment doesn't drown in all the others
The best way to stand up for you is to help you navigate a path towards acceptance of your biological sex. Dress and do things outside of stereotypical norms?... absolutely! But own your true..authentic.. biology.
@@user-ld7uj9pv8e Psssst biological gender and gender identity are two entirely different things, but well done at showing your ignorance of the issue. Now ignorance itself isn't bad if you are willing to educate yourself but if you continue to spout BS as if its actual advice then that would be wilful ignorance which, well, look at where it gets the manbabby in the White House.
@@steweygrrr no gender are not entirely different. If you're a boy who thinks he's a girl, that doesn't make you a girl, if you're a girl who thinks she's a boy that doesn't make you a boy. Just because you think that you are a certain gender, it doesn't mean that you are that gender. And why should I have to pretend that you are what you are not, when quite frankly the data shows that transgender suiciderates are consistent wether I do so or not and wether they go through surgery or not.
Everyone is equal. You are allowed your own opinions, and to express them, just don't force them down others throats. If you want to have a debate use fact and not opinion. The world is never going to agree completely on one thing, but we can respect people and their views. No amount of name calling or stupid comments is going to help, so stop and keep your bigoted words to yourself. That will be all. - A transgender man.
To be a pain, for those of us that can't get sky1or who dont live in the uk is there a way to get this funny nonsense in full online? I've missed Russ.
As a closeted trans girl, I'm so glad I don't live in America and I'm so grateful to Russell Howard for speaking out on this. I know it was 3 years ago, and I remember watching it back then, but I was still in denial about being transgender in those days and watching it back now makes my respect for Russell Howard go 📈📈📈📈📈📈
I’m not even an American but I’ve heard of it. I’ve heard of it cause I’m trans lol. it’s so nice to know it’s ok to murder us because we’re trans lol hahahaha (I have to be aware of this kinda shit, it’s part of survival)
Cause our government doesn’t tell us what they’re going to put in our system without sneaking it in if you look at the codes closely that’s what all the shit is really I forgot what the code trans panic was but everyone voted for it some without realising what it was
The Trans panic clause isn't as bad as people are making it out to be, as a black man I'm saying this because even though it's not right and that I don't have a problem with trans people, it's an argument for someone to use if they are lied to or led on or if a trans person was using their appearance to gain something out of someone. This law basically makes it so that if the trans man or woman wasn't forward with their partner or whom ever they tried to pick up, they'd get treated as if a man or woman were trying to spread an STD on purpose and can get sued or get their ass beat by those who are emotionally unhinged and or have anger issues. I honestly don't condone murder but if it's a person using you and decepting you, wouldn't you be inclined to sue or kick their ass in the heat of the moment? It negates all second degree and up charges keeping the assaulter/Murderer in 3rd degree or in the misdemeanor offenses IF the trans person is in the wrong.
+Sin C. Ingram So why should it only specially apply to trans people? Why can't other people be murdered if you feel angry you've been tricked by them? Why not allow the murder of a spouse because you believe they were cheating on you? Why not allow the murder of someone you believe was looking at you funny? So yes, the fact that it seems to only apply to trans people is as bad as we are making it out to be.
0:45 Perfection... 0:59 Ninette Impression 1:37 Falls into perfect American accent 3:07 News anchor's magnificent tie (John Snow??) 5:24 So funny and delivery I love Russell! Discovered him about a month ago and cannot get enough.
@@Twilight24682 he's running the economy into he ground, shut down the government for weeks because he couldn't have his dumb retarded wall and is tryi g to get rid of trans rights, how dare you call that good presidency
It's recent. Sky 1 have picked up what BBC Three were unable to keep when they went online. And I think it's better because he seems to be able to be more loose with his comedy now he isn't on the BBC.
The thing is right is that I don’t know how people can’t realise that being trans isn’t really a choice. I know a trans girl and I’ve known her since primary school reception. I remember her dressing up in princess dresses when she was about 5, (this is when she used male pronouns and likely didn’t know she was trans) she only transitioned this year and I realised trans people really are born in the wrong body. It’s not something you decide because you’d rather be a girl/boy most trans people have always been their true gender so denying them of anything is just ridiculous. They’re human being for Christ sake! They aren’t any different to any of us, just because they had change their appearance to match who they are. There are 2 trans people at my school and the other one explained to a transphobic person what it was like, he said (to a boy) “ imagine you woke up and suddenly you’re a girl, you know that you aren’t a girl but you have to look that way, of course you’d want to change it. If you had the option you would try your best to become who you feel you are.” And I think he summed it up perfectly. I’m so grateful to have such an lgbtq+ filled school year because it made me grow up learning about all of this and now becoming an accepting loving person. I know I wasn’t always this way because the first time I found out what bisexuality was I thought it was super weird and gross (I think I was in year 5 so about 9-10 years old) but now at 15 I accept everyone who wants to embrace who they are. And I think everyone can have that change whether young or old. - of course it’s not all perfect since these two have to use disabled toilets instead of the one matching their gender and they are both still mocked for being trans but at the moment that feels unavoidable especially in high schools but we can still teach students to be kind and accepting since we have learned about the sexuality spectrum in school but we haven’t learned anything about trans/non binary/gender fluid people which I think should change. Just know all you trans people that you’re not alone and people understand how hard it is to be trans because it is a ridiculously hard thing to be and you’re all very strong. :)
Loolah Wright Very well said! I think it’s really important that people understand that your gender (and sexuality) is not a choice, but that you were born that way. I’m really glad for you to have an LGBTQ+ -filled year group: it’s great that LGBTQ+ people are visible at your school, as that helps to tackle discrimination, and it provides a really good support system for LGBTQ+ people and LGBTQ+ issues. (Also, are you another Steven Universe fan I’ve found scrolling through the comments?)
5:16 thing is, even if you hate trans people, this law is still something you should probably be concerned about, because it defends it because you THINK theyre trans. not because they ARE trans. so someone could very well try to use that to get away with murdering a more androgynous looking cis person too.
Ten of my friends are transgender and I hate it when people are rude to them because of that. Changing gender is not a bad thing in any way. As long as they are happy with their new identity no one should even give their unwanted and rude opinions. Just think, would you rather someone change gender to feel themselves or kill themselves because they don’t feel like their body is theirs? People complain about people’s beliefs, sexuality, race and if they change gender but at the end of the day it’s no one else’s business. We should worry about the people who are hateful and who break the law. It just annoys me so much that my friends are scared of people and what they think. Half of them aren’t even accepted by their family and a few others won’t even tell them they want to change gender! I just hate how they have to feel like they’re not accepted and end up feeling just as bad as they did before the change.
As a genderfluid person, I can tell you one of the greatest anxieties of school is deciding which bathroom to use when I'm cross dressing-- do I use the ladies and get screamed at for looking like a boy? Or do I use the mens and get screamed at for not looking ENOUGH like a boy?
Also, there's always gonna be predators or creeps in everything; every orientation, every lifestyle, every career. Making things hard for people who are the way they are just because those people exist is stupid and making fear from nothing. Find a way to inform others on how to to spot creeps and report them. Don't stop others from living, in a healthy way, in the way they were meant to, to be fully themselves.
Coming back to this as a baby genderqueer and it’s so heartwarming to see Russell’s support. He’s a good guy. My favourite comedian. His bits are the only way I understand current affairs.
@KyleS02 i bet you are one of those people that says you cant be depressed, there are people who are starving to death. Different issues affect different people, the trans military ban affects trans people in America thats what this video is about, thats what the comments are going to be about. Coming here and getting butthurt over the fact that we arent talking about another major issue just makes you look like an asshole ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@KyleS02 and who are you to deem what is important random person on the internet?This is as important issue to trans people and the people who care about the trans community. If you dont support the right for trans people to serve then thats on you but to hide behind the smarter-than-thou nice guy gimmick is a bit weak dont ya think? no ones buying it if you are saying shitty things on the internet. And because its been passed you believe we should just give up and move on? not bring unjust laws to attention and fight to have them changed because they made up a reason?
Awesome :D glad there are actually some real Christians and conservatives out there, people who understand how Christ wanted humanity to treat everyone with kindness and decency.
It's funny because it's true, just because you don't like or agree with how other people are, doesn't give you the right to ignore, or deny their proven/valid existence and human rights.
I'm transgender and when I visited Oxford there was no soap in the mens bathroom, the mens bathroom was absolutely horrid, so I went to the womens bathroom it was fucking GORGEOUS. Still no soap. I was laughing at the difference.
I remember when we laughed at comedians and agreed with politicians. Oh how times have changed.
Testify.
Morgan The Great this comment is too accurate holy fuck 11/10
Agreed...
You are so right haha
I don't think they have changed, apart from some not being in government, russ is the perfect politician, you believe every ideal he feeds you.
What are we supposed to call transgender people
*their name*
love this
Deni Williams Amen
Yeap
thank my right to have a name
Akash Choudhary its called comedy
@@akashchoudhary8162 Their *chosen* pronoun!!!
His Trump impression is unbelievably on point!
"make America Groot again"
Sounds a bit like Eric cartman as well lol
Seen trevor noah ?
When you make fun of someone for long enough you kinda get good at impersonating them
Alec Baldwin does it better
"Trump wants eighteen holes, some of these guys are only asking for one!"
Gold.
Absolute *gold.*
Kathryn Marsh
Ikr I laughed so hard at that
Brilliant
Perfection
I p**d myself laughing! 😂
The thing about Russell Howard is that he actually talks a lot of sense.
Daraius Murrell sense? He doesn't know what he is talking about, he never says any of the good things about trump
Kieran Gilpin So in other words, he knows exactly what he's talking about.
Kieran Gilpin so you're saying he's intelligent
Kieran Gilpin lmao trump is ruining everything and in the UK may is just shit lmao
Daraius Murrell Russell is just another unfunny sjw,there is nothing interesting or clever about him,fuck him
“They’re a person, not a spider”
My secret is out
My 8 legs have unfolded and are protruding from my trench coat
Eyes begin to open all over my face
I am a spider
EEK
Oh man we're gonna need one hell of a glass!
Nope!
Love spiders ❤❤
tbf having a human sized spider in the military would be a good idea. who the fuck is going to war with a country that have spiders as big as you.
"Why would someone go from the majesty if the ladies to the horror of the gents?" THATS WHAT IVE B E E N SAYING
i love being beaten up in the bathroom thats why i choose to crush my ribs 9 hours a day
Honestly, one fine day I'll pass as a man, and I will be overjoyed, except that from that day on I will always have to go to the men's loo and it'll be fucking disgusting.
I've been a few times and let me just say: just cuz you can aim and therefore piss pretty much anywhere, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD!!!
It's why I'm doing the opposite.
I remember the first time I went into the ladies bathroom. It's honestly so much better than the gents.
Men’s bathrooms stink but women’s are messier.
Source - Far too many years as a cleaner.
"america is a terrifying place at the moment".. its 2019 and it still is
2020 and ooooooooh boy...
Etho the Creative lmaooooo
2020... Yeah. It's worse 😂
Welcome to 2020, where your president tells you to inject disinfectant
Why are we all watching this now? Hehe
I laughed at the part where he talked about the trans panic clause and jokingly compared it to how people react to spiders. Then I remember that I actually have the displeasure of knowing people who have legitimate panic attacks at even the hint they were near a trans person, and I don’t feel like laughing anymore. I’m just going to sit here, stewing quietly and losing faith in humanity.
People being afraid of trans people is do stupid lol. They do know there are trans kids? Like under 10 years old?
Afraid of us? Well, some of us are quite fierce. Otherwise the general theme of trans people is we are overly obsessed with clothing.
If they are panicking, they probably don't fit gender norms in some way and/or because they question gender roles. I am afraid I would have a hard time not responding to those people as I sometimes do with homophobes: ie tell them they would be happier if they came out and it is ok to embrace who they are.
Yeah being trans and in the same room as people who don't think they're ever near a trans person but hate us enough to spew hatred and bullshit in the open is the worst feeling. There's a guy I refuse to be near at work because he got upset that he had to follow the no harassment rule. Idk how he didn't get fired right then and there.
@@lilfizz1619 that's child abuse
"moo" *elephant roars* that cracked me up
lonewolf202
tbh i thought it was just a weird noise elephants made XD
*IS IT A BOMB?*
L
lonewolf202 I
In Wales we like to call Trump a moron, in English moron means an idiot. In Welsh it means a carrot
Either way it fits Trump
Win-win either way.
As an English person I shall now call trump a moronic carrot cause that is amazing
what happens when said TG person is captured by the enemy ?
THATS what the issue is SAVING LIVES the US has a Unacknowledged 200 billion a year program ,money is no object when you print it
@@mcfcguvnors what's that got to do with anything anyone here said?
Been watching this guys stuff, and I think I figured out what I like most about him. He *sounds* like he is saying something really offensive, but he is *actually* incredibly wholesome and nice. Who knew a comedian could make jokes about trasngender folks without resorting to bigotry and ignorance? I wish more comedians took a page from Russell's book.
Ik, I really like him cause of it
@lowercase still less money than climate change will cost us if we don't act, and guess what, Trump doesn't believe in that.
@lowercase If it means people are happy and mentally healthy and many stop committing suicide, I'm willing to pay more tax. Especially when there's many other things the tax can be cut down from.
@lowercase Do you whine about it costing you money to repair the roads you drive on? I don't drive, but I pay for those just like everyone else.
harry liddle What’s even more important is every trans soldier you complain and whine about is worth ten of you that’s what’s really important for you to grasp
Absolute legend, need more advocates like this in the media to call out transphobia and stuff because it really does help
Stitch The Potterhead about time someone understands!..you sir/madam deserve a gold star (not sarcasm I am actually glad you were right)
__TheRagnarok__ walter estep *bows* thank you, thank you
Whatever you think about transgender people's state of mind, kicking them out of the military is technically a violation of their second amendment rights. And isn't the right all about freedom of the 2nd?
Bostik if you want to be part of the BBC, you kind of have to call out transphobia. Lol. My autocorrect thinks transphobias not a word.
Anything but good content that is NOT FUNNY in the slightest. Transphobia is not a word. It’s a pejorative label the left use to further their agenda. And by the way....... The left don’t give a s**t about the mentally ill. They are a means to an end. It’s power games and the mentally ill are just pawns. I pity them.
My theory is this:
I'm a coward so I pay taxes so other people can fight for me, so I don't care what gender a soldier is.
Nick Gray I love this comment so much
Nick Gray its a gem amongst all the transphobic hate comments.
YESSSSSS
Clap and a half for you
preach! it doesn’t matter who joins the military, as long as they fight for America it doesn’t fucking matter
as a trans person, i loved that russel howard stared at me in fear through my computer screen, as if i were a very large spider
i am getting help! the plethora of mental health experts that i talk to encourage me to present my gender in a way that i feel comfortable with, and they always do their best to refer to me with the correct pronouns!!! ✨
@Daniel Sniderman no
@BADU GM unbearably unfunny and cringy
@@mariabobia69 Mortifying 😂🙄
It would be UNSAFE for you to serve in the military!!
You know what makes the "Let's make America Groot again" joke so good for Dutch speakers? Groot in Dutch actually means great or big.
Maybe, but groot is the big tree in guardians of the galaxy
Lysanne Drop I was wondering if I should point that out before reading the comments
@@jordansomething4327 Groot is groot unless he's small then he's klein. :)
S childer what dose klein mean?
@@jordansomething4327 Klein means small/little.
Soldier: Corporal the Taliban is in the base, what do we do?
Corporal: *takes off shades* release the transgenders
Transgender people: _happy spider noises_
Thanks for sticking up for us, hopefully stuff gets better! Stay strong trans kids and adults.
MuggSmasher I'm fine with a kid being trans, I'm not fine with their parents giving them hormone blockers though
Madeleine hormone blockers which can mess up a kid if given to them at a young age, and if they regret it well then it's to late
@@onekom7562 blockers only stop the chance if you come off them the chances will happen like normal
@@onekom7562 Hormone Blockers stop them through going through puberty and if it happens to be a phase then you can stop it and you start going through puberty again. It's not irreversible like Testosterone.
And
i LOVE that he says transgender people and not transgenders like it's so great to hear cishets say that proactively
Angelina Robertson Where are you from? I’ve literally never heard ‘transgenders’ used and I’m wondering if it’s a cultural thing or if I’m just lucky.
Wait is hetero? I thought he was gay, huh.
@@Twilight24682 ironic how your pfp is an npc yet you're acting like the most generic npc i've ever seen in my life
HOBIIIII!!!!!! 😍
You’re a man and always will be! Accept it!
Thank you so much Russel! As a trans lad I am genuinely grateful. I may be english, but the fact people in America are being treated like bollocks is upsetting and should be spoken about
I love how this is literally just Good News but they can't call it that because of legal reasons.
Alextromagnetic they have added some new stuff.
It's literally Good News but insultingly censored😤
It wasn't censored when I watched it live
TheJklay of course not 😂😂😂 come on
It's only censored because it's on youtube. It'd get age restricted otherwise.
I love the Donald Trump impressions!
Rick Sanchez If you ever want to make a good impression just impersonate a california teen girl and wave your hands around and talk about golf. 😂😂😂
Yo Rick c137
Your a dick
thanks for telling me something I already knew! Baiiiiii!
Olivia that was the best response to hate ive ever seen. LMAO
I love this guy because he's the only person people will take seriously talking about this sort of thing, I guess u need to make jokes about elephants so people will listen
Shame comedy can't be comedy without shoving a liberal agenda down everyone's throats.
Hispanic! at the Disco if treating people with respect makes him liberal then you seem to have a infiriority complex
Remember White reality has a liberal agenda (just deal with it you pussy)
large and mildly threatening reptile
For real! I know people who shut down in the presence of gay people like, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. What do you think this super kind and loving person will do to you? This man can’t even squash an ant without crying, what do you think he will do you? An adult with fifty pounds on him? Gays don’t have secret gun compartments under our skin.
VJ CatGirl woahhhhhh calm it lol
I’m American and my little sister loved watching Peppa Pig and then we couldn’t figure out why she was talking in an accent😂
+Bobby Anderson,
American's have accents too.
Dr. Phil and I’m sure British children were little watching our shows they might catch on to how we talk 😒
I know two people who have American accents because they watched your TV Shows. XD It's kind of funny really.
I never fucking noticed that Peppa Pig were a bunch of brits LOL
Oh, yeah, it was on the news. I wish Russell had done a piece on it
I would also like to mention that the approved military budget for this one year is 700 billion dollars. Not even 700 million, 700 BILLION. I think they can spare 5 million.
Alex the Trans Swimmer uh.... sure....
Alex the Trans Swimmer well think what said 5 million could go towards other than getting rid of a dick and replacing it.
Alex the Trans Swimmer yeah but then he couldn't justify his bigotry
autumnride6 because their suicidal tendencies have NOTHING to do with being denied the same rights as everyone else
No, they don't. I'm glad you understand that, as you would have to be pretty stupid to think otherwise.
He's right about the bathrooms though, when I was a kid and my dad used to take me swimming I had to go into the mens' room and good lord was it gross.
Hannah weird, ive always found the mens room to be cleaner than the womens. i suppose it depends on the area... growing up the womens room always had toilet paper on the floor and paper towel on the counter and water everywhere, the mens (i use the mens now) here where i live is cleaner on average
I'm trans and yeah it's true. The women's was beautiful but the men's is fucking gross 😂😂 I went to McDonald's in Birmingham and there was just pee all over the floor 😷
I’ve found that, where I live, the women’s is grosser, because both the men and women are equally unhygienic but in the women’s there’s blood everywhere... 😑
Well, I know in my school the boy's bathroom was grosser, because the principal once came into the class and gave a speech about not sticking wet toilet paper to the ceiling.
Hannah no he’s not right about the bathrooms because trans men want to use men’s bathrooms and should be able to and vise versa for trans women
2:42 Does the person that wrote these subtitles not know the difference between an elephant and a cow?
Does the person that wrote that comment not know the difference between a statement of fact and humour?
Thatsthejoke.png ...
Does the person that commented about about the joke know that it should be a . and not a ,
Does the person that commented about the , not being an . know that i just edited it to correct the error?
Overall it was a terrible idea to make subtitles part of the video. They should have used youtube's subtitle feature.
1: they can't be edited when they are wrong.
2: they obfuscate translated subtitling.
3: they can't be read by narrator software.
Terrum that's what I thought😂
I'm trans and man it was so refreshing to hear good comedy about us that actually treats us like people. I had a real good laugh with this one. Excellent stuff. Thank you so much : )
Eeww
@@whorfianism4981 wasnt saying eew to gender
TheBakerGanimations Ok - my bad, sorry.
So Russell Howard's hour is the new good news?
Travis letchford it's literally a different name
Basically
Yes!
And he's fucking censored!!!😠
ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!!😡😡
Logan R. Just on the internet
Thomas Athey yeah but it’s different too
Those censor beeps somewhat ruin the tone...
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that
Eh, fuck you guys. The beeps make it funnier.
Liked it better a couple months ago before they added that
@@mathunit1 Your comment reminded me of Brutal Legend, during the intro it will ask you if you want to enable violence and profanity, the option to censor profanity says something along the lines of "The bleeping makes it funnier"
Oh my lord, a new show. This is exciting
"Yeah well,God upsets me"
Mood.
I love Russel's mom! And Russel. Seriously, the only good thing about Trump being POTUS is Russel's comedy.
Also, as an American, I can think of no one braver than transgender people.
SailorCrescent Potter Yeah, so brave. I mean it's such bravery to chop off your body parts. It's not crazy or anything, it's the bravest thing ever. People who fought and died for ideals weren't brave compared to this. Bruce Jenner is so much braver than Spartacus.
Vaeldr Nero well it's brave for them to come out even though a lot of people (aka close minded RUclips commenters) will call them out for it, claim they're invalid, or (since it's a legal defense) get away with murdering them. Yeah, I'd say that's pretty damn brave.
Vaeldr Nero Imagine feeling trapped in the wrong body, growing up in it. Now picture deciding to become transgender. You'd have to explain it to your family, all the people in your life, future employers, anyone you'd date, literally almost anyone who could possibly become relevant in your life. Imagine telling them without knowing if these important people will accept you. Now tell me that isn't brave.
SailorCrescent Potter
Hahaha! Oh how noble of you..! Ugh! I'm sorry. I wish we could all just be friends. STUPID POLITICS !
Sharon Lee I'm sorry, are you replying to my 1st or 2nd comment? I'm not trying to be noble, I'm trying to say that not every American is against transgender military members.
A new show?! Please let this be so!
S.M. Carrière on sky russell howard good news show new version
S.M. Carrière. Its called the russle howard hour
Is it only on sky this time?
+zombieguy yup, which is a pain in the arse if you only have freeview :/
Yes but because its america its cencored
The legend is back .. 😂😂😂 so funny
karardeep singh I know oh wait you mean him
Yeah I love Donald Trump as well. What a legend 😁
Here's also one thing. people are so afraid of them being creeps in the bathrooms but if someone really wanted to do something bad to you, they wouldn't ruin their life "transitioning" just to get in to the opposite bathroom. they'd say "what I'm doing is already illegal so what do I care?"
there have been a few cases yes, but they are not much difference.
I mean, if you say you need to go into bathrooms based on sex then a predatory cis guy can much more easily say he's a trans man than say he's a trans women ad there's literally no work he needs to put in.
@@theviewer6889 That's not really true. A cis woman was arrested for going into the wemons bathroom because she didn't looke feminine enough. I think we're actually a bit too on alert.
It’s like police tape, it doesn’t stop shit.
That's true, sadly we have the had the conservative media putting the fear into people's minds, mostly females, girls and women who many likely never even encounter a trans woman in RL situation or a public toilet yet now have the irrational fear tattooed in their minds and anxiety that they might.
The terrible misrepresentation, lies that have been and still are being told about genuine trans girls and women much of the public believe are legitimate concerns, when it is proven they are actually not and never have been a treat. Any predatory cisgender man, or criminal will always do whatever they like and do not have to go through traumatic and expensive gender transition to do deplorable things to females. A few cases in the past where a criminal has claimed to be trans as an excuse.
Ah yes, people obviously spend hundreds of thousands to spy on people in a bathroom-
As if there isn't pornhub
People think some pervs go:
"Yes, I'm gonna alter my entire life to see some girls take a shit"
Russell for President. As an American, I would definitely vote for him.
definitelynotacop he's English
MACATTACK6777 They have to be born in America or a citizen.
Hey Vsauce nope, even if they’re a citizen they can’t be elected to the presidency unless they’re born US citizens.
Not saying anything political with that or anything, that’s simply just a fact. Russel m’s pretty damn great though.
definitelynotacop he's not qualified for shit to become president anywhere
definitelynotacop He can't run for president, he needs to have been born in the US. I'm a US citizen but since I was born in York I can't either.
I love this guy! Like really I'm just laughing so hard. He really has a talent to adress serious subjects in such a funny way. I'm obsessed with his videos now!
Same, I've been watching Russ since he was still on the BBC. I think I started watching him when I was like, five 😂
Julia And he’s not even just a temporary-gratification person, either. He addresses big causes so that his speeches actually have a purpose to them 😂
As a trans boy who has a trans boyfriend this video and these comments make me so damn happy. Thank god there are decent people in the world :)
Skiatook Scott he just stated that he is with another guy. They are gay.
chaoticKuroba
America is such a great place. How when doing the election did they somehow manage to narrow it down to the worst person in America? I’m so angry. I’m part of the LGBT community and to know he is someone who is supposed to be bringing America together and making everyone happy, he is sure doing a bad job. Shame on him.
TheJediSithLord 14
I’m also broke and living in Britain. Nice to see someone else who understands this stuff!😆
Your a lesbian shut up
I may not be decent but I’m smart and not falling for your indoctrination
Brilliant, as usual! Shame it is bleeped, however.
Miro Collas Shame that your so ignorant.
Charming.
P.S. It is "you're".
Please drop the beeps at swearwords. They are annoying and I don't see a reason to sensor Russell. A well timed swearword is one of the things that makes Russell so funny
Please like so this comment doesn't drown in all the others
So Good News got a new name and moved to Sky?
Riker_trek yep seems it that
And now they beep out the word dick
And I can't even watch episodes like i could with Good News
Jay Williams it was on BBC 2 mate
pretty much
Russel in 2017 "America is a terrifying place"
2018 and 19"showtime"
2020 "Hold my beer"
My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
And I turned it into billions
Money he doesn't deserve
Yea man
My paternal figure has provided me with a miniscule borrowing of one million of the currenvy of america
@B Anon he's a bigoted narcissist who overestimates his abilities immensely. I'd like to have seen him survive in a working-class environment.
I love this video
It makes me happy when someone stands up for transgender people like me
All I have to say is thank you
The best way to stand up for you is to help you navigate a path towards acceptance of your biological sex. Dress and do things outside of stereotypical norms?... absolutely! But own your true..authentic.. biology.
@@user-ld7uj9pv8e Psssst biological gender and gender identity are two entirely different things, but well done at showing your ignorance of the issue. Now ignorance itself isn't bad if you are willing to educate yourself but if you continue to spout BS as if its actual advice then that would be wilful ignorance which, well, look at where it gets the manbabby in the White House.
Danger Wolf why do you feel like you wanna be a furry?
@@steweygrrr no gender are not entirely different. If you're a boy who thinks he's a girl, that doesn't make you a girl, if you're a girl who thinks she's a boy that doesn't make you a boy. Just because you think that you are a certain gender, it doesn't mean that you are that gender. And why should I have to pretend that you are what you are not, when quite frankly the data shows that transgender suiciderates are consistent wether I do so or not and wether they go through surgery or not.
Charlie Buckner yeah I agree just because you are a boy who acts more feminine dose not make him a girl but gender dysphoria dose
Amazing! Russel is truly amazing,he takes subjects that piss people off and then he makes them piss themselves laughing.I love this man,truly.
😘
American citizens: yo how much viagra can we have
President Trump: yes
It said in the military and thats not true. How would they find information like this? Its lies but you cannot see past them.
@@crackhead7629 its not lies. It's not that hard to find info. You just don't want to see it because that dont fit your agenda.
Everyone is equal. You are allowed your own opinions, and to express them, just don't force them down others throats. If you want to have a debate use fact and not opinion. The world is never going to agree completely on one thing, but we can respect people and their views. No amount of name calling or stupid comments is going to help, so stop and keep your bigoted words to yourself. That will be all.
- A transgender man.
jonas de ridder bro our gender is not an opinion it’s who we are so respect it or leave
@@jonasderidder8707 Mate you took the words right out of my mouth.
40% suicide rate =unwise to serve in the military
jonas de ridder trigger little bitch smdh
coastermaduk But that’s a case by case thing, y’a know.
To be a pain, for those of us that can't get sky1or who dont live in the uk is there a way to get this funny nonsense in full online? I've missed Russ.
Elizabeth Britton As someone from the Uk obviously I can watch it on TV, but I would probably try online sites such as putlockers 😊
As a closeted trans girl, I'm so glad I don't live in America and I'm so grateful to Russell Howard for speaking out on this. I know it was 3 years ago, and I remember watching it back then, but I was still in denial about being transgender in those days and watching it back now makes my respect for Russell Howard go 📈📈📈📈📈📈
Exactly the same position as you, thank God we have Russel to comfort us
“Scuse me scuse me , idk what I’ve been told but I can’t get my d**k to fold” IM DEAD 😭😭😂😂💀
I'm transgender and watching this, absolutely pissing myself.
*Walks in room*
my mum-*trans panics*
XD
Same! I’m a closeted trans guy and my mum came in when I was watching this
@@hawkins8665 oof. i hope she accepts you when you decide to come out
@@wayneowen2389 she didn’t:(
@@hawkins8665 aww no :( im so sorry bro
@@wayneowen2389 it’s fine
I find it mildy hilarious that elephants were used in ancient warfare and only now might be making a comeback.
To be fair, they didn't use them as bomb detectors back then, lol
Im an American and I haven't even heard of the "Trans Panic Clause"
I’m not even an American but I’ve heard of it. I’ve heard of it cause I’m trans lol. it’s so nice to know it’s ok to murder us because we’re trans lol hahahaha (I have to be aware of this kinda shit, it’s part of survival)
Not born in America and I knew about it.
Cause our government doesn’t tell us what they’re going to put in our system without sneaking it in if you look at the codes closely that’s what all the shit is really I forgot what the code trans panic was but everyone voted for it some without realising what it was
The Trans panic clause isn't as bad as people are making it out to be, as a black man I'm saying this because even though it's not right and that I don't have a problem with trans people, it's an argument for someone to use if they are lied to or led on or if a trans person was using their appearance to gain something out of someone. This law basically makes it so that if the trans man or woman wasn't forward with their partner or whom ever they tried to pick up, they'd get treated as if a man or woman were trying to spread an STD on purpose and can get sued or get their ass beat by those who are emotionally unhinged and or have anger issues. I honestly don't condone murder but if it's a person using you and decepting you, wouldn't you be inclined to sue or kick their ass in the heat of the moment? It negates all second degree and up charges keeping the assaulter/Murderer in 3rd degree or in the misdemeanor offenses IF the trans person is in the wrong.
+Sin C. Ingram So why should it only specially apply to trans people? Why can't other people be murdered if you feel angry you've been tricked by them? Why not allow the murder of a spouse because you believe they were cheating on you? Why not allow the murder of someone you believe was looking at you funny?
So yes, the fact that it seems to only apply to trans people is as bad as we are making it out to be.
Being trans, this made me smile for the first time in weeks (because of something related to trans* stuff).
Hang in there😌 💕 (thought I'd try give some positivity)
*hugs* hope you have a nice day :)
@@Twilight24682 fuck off back to your bridge
Kaitlyn Garner did you just tell them to kill themselves? that doesn't make you any better than them holy shit
@@burntlemon403 no.. I'm calling them a troll.. And to go back to their bridge.. you know, like in 3 Billy goats gruff?
Russell is a breath of fresh air. I love him
What a genuinely lovely human being Russ is, if only the world had more like him he would have no comedy at all
The really scary thing for us in the US is the more Trump is revealed as a criminal, the stronger the Trump supporters get
He’s no more of a criminal than his peers. You’re a sheep mate
especially now omg
0:45 Perfection...
0:59 Ninette Impression
1:37 Falls into perfect American accent
3:07 News anchor's magnificent tie (John Snow??)
5:24 So funny and delivery
I love Russell! Discovered him about a month ago and cannot get enough.
I know Russell is English but he should be President anyway. He has my vote
No trump is doing a great job we don’t want that liberal idiot as president
why do you reply to nearly every comment, not a single thing you've said so far has been even slightly coherent
@@mariabobia69 true xD
@@Twilight24682 he's running the economy into he ground, shut down the government for weeks because he couldn't have his dumb retarded wall and is tryi g to get rid of trans rights, how dare you call that good presidency
socially inept spider-man good presidency.
the fact that i am still willing to transition knowing what the mens is like, proves that gender (or lack thereof in my case) is not a choice
Fucking love Russell Howard 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
As a trans man, i am so proud that we have people like Russell on our side
Oh so Good News is now on Sky. That means I cannot afford to watch it for the amount of TV I watch. :/
Gamepopper101 just use kickasstorrents or piratebay
This guy is a genius and i love him 😂😂😂
Maddie Wenrich JHOPEEE
@@aliahbegum2929 what?
I swear Russell gets more tanned every video.
“Oh no that man that looks like a women accidentally gave me the fright. I had accidentally murdered them because they made ME feel unsafe”
IS THIS NEW?
The Inheritor nah its from 2 or 3 years ago
Jenny K but Trump's transgender ban happened not too long ago...
Jade Palmer i was being sarcastic
It's recent. Sky 1 have picked up what BBC Three were unable to keep when they went online. And I think it's better because he seems to be able to be more loose with his comedy now he isn't on the BBC.
The Inheritor YEH BOY IT'S RUSSELL HOWARD HOUR
The thing is right is that I don’t know how people can’t realise that being trans isn’t really a choice. I know a trans girl and I’ve known her since primary school reception. I remember her dressing up in princess dresses when she was about 5, (this is when she used male pronouns and likely didn’t know she was trans) she only transitioned this year and I realised trans people really are born in the wrong body. It’s not something you decide because you’d rather be a girl/boy most trans people have always been their true gender so denying them of anything is just ridiculous. They’re human being for Christ sake! They aren’t any different to any of us, just because they had change their appearance to match who they are. There are 2 trans people at my school and the other one explained to a transphobic person what it was like, he said (to a boy) “ imagine you woke up and suddenly you’re a girl, you know that you aren’t a girl but you have to look that way, of course you’d want to change it. If you had the option you would try your best to become who you feel you are.” And I think he summed it up perfectly. I’m so grateful to have such an lgbtq+ filled school year because it made me grow up learning about all of this and now becoming an accepting loving person. I know I wasn’t always this way because the first time I found out what bisexuality was I thought it was super weird and gross (I think I was in year 5 so about 9-10 years old) but now at 15 I accept everyone who wants to embrace who they are. And I think everyone can have that change whether young or old. - of course it’s not all perfect since these two have to use disabled toilets instead of the one matching their gender and they are both still mocked for being trans but at the moment that feels unavoidable especially in high schools but we can still teach students to be kind and accepting since we have learned about the sexuality spectrum in school but we haven’t learned anything about trans/non binary/gender fluid people which I think should change. Just know all you trans people that you’re not alone and people understand how hard it is to be trans because it is a ridiculously hard thing to be and you’re all very strong. :)
Loolah Wright Very well said! I think it’s really important that people understand that your gender (and sexuality) is not a choice, but that you were born that way. I’m really glad for you to have an LGBTQ+ -filled year group: it’s great that LGBTQ+ people are visible at your school, as that helps to tackle discrimination, and it provides a really good support system for LGBTQ+ people and LGBTQ+ issues.
(Also, are you another Steven Universe fan I’ve found scrolling through the comments?)
My trans friend behind me: 😤
Me: you ok-okay?
My friend: OK BOOMER
5:16 thing is, even if you hate trans people, this law is still something you should probably be concerned about, because it defends it because you THINK theyre trans. not because they ARE trans. so someone could very well try to use that to get away with murdering a more androgynous looking cis person too.
Ten of my friends are transgender and I hate it when people are rude to them because of that. Changing gender is not a bad thing in any way. As long as they are happy with their new identity no one should even give their unwanted and rude opinions.
Just think, would you rather someone change gender to feel themselves or kill themselves because they don’t feel like their body is theirs?
People complain about people’s beliefs, sexuality, race and if they change gender but at the end of the day it’s no one else’s business. We should worry about the people who are hateful and who break the law.
It just annoys me so much that my friends are scared of people and what they think. Half of them aren’t even accepted by their family and a few others won’t even tell them they want to change gender! I just hate how they have to feel like they’re not accepted and end up feeling just as bad as they did before the change.
This is how you do jokes about trans people! Love it, Russell!
As a trans person myself (luckily in Canada) this one really means a lot compared to some videos I’ve seen. You truly are a good man.
I was drinking when Russell was doing his Donald Trump I Am Groot line and now I have juice coming out my nose and maybe my ears too
Why is no one talking about 2:42
Elephant roars lmaoo
Is it me or is Russell’s mimic of Donald trump really accurate?
As a genderfluid person, I can tell you one of the greatest anxieties of school is deciding which bathroom to use when I'm cross dressing-- do I use the ladies and get screamed at for looking like a boy? Or do I use the mens and get screamed at for not looking ENOUGH like a boy?
Imagine having 10 hours of school and not being able to go to toilet.
You can't concentrait, you dehydrait and you ruin your kidneys
There needs to be a test you need to take before becoming a leader
Yeah, and the cognitive test he "aced" (that they give to elderly people to test for dementia) shouldn't count - before Trumpty gets any ideas!
As a trans guy this makes my heart smile
@@edelweiss7928 the thing is Russel Howard would disagree
its just a simple thought.
*you're not the one fighting, so stop worrying what's in their pants.*
Listen, PEOPLE WILL NOT TAKE OUR MILITARY SERIOUSLY IF WE HAVE DELUSIONAL CRACK ADDICTS IN OUR MILITARY.
@no, my name is tyler That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Maybe back your opinion with facts not jokes?
@no, my name is tyler But "no my name is tyler" is better? Just stop.
And no one is gonna take you seriously if you laugh your way out of a debate.
@no, my name is tyler you started it man.
Ello there, American guy here.
You’re the U.K. version of the American late night comedians
I applaud you ❤️
I love the way Russell smiles and giggles at his own jokes
they should show this to high school children
Also, there's always gonna be predators or creeps in everything; every orientation, every lifestyle, every career. Making things hard for people who are the way they are just because those people exist is stupid and making fear from nothing. Find a way to inform others on how to to spot creeps and report them. Don't stop others from living, in a healthy way, in the way they were meant to, to be fully themselves.
Coming back to this as a baby genderqueer and it’s so heartwarming to see Russell’s support. He’s a good guy. My favourite comedian. His bits are the only way I understand current affairs.
Why are they bleeping all the swear words? They never did that on Comedy Central...🤔🤔
Russell's back!
"America is a scary place"
It is 2020 and I stand by that
shity place*
I wish everyone was required to watch Russell Howard's videos
Nah that would just ruin them
2:44 cow moos
Captions: *elephant roars*
As a trans person you made me feel powerful against the people that hate us. Thank you so much
Victor Javier I now belive in the death penalty
Don't listen to the two assholes above me, they aren't worth it
I love this bringing awareness to real issues through humour 10/10
@KyleS02 i bet you are one of those people that says you cant be depressed, there are people who are starving to death. Different issues affect different people, the trans military ban affects trans people in America thats what this video is about, thats what the comments are going to be about. Coming here and getting butthurt over the fact that we arent talking about another major issue just makes you look like an asshole ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@KyleS02 and who are you to deem what is important random person on the internet?This is as important issue to trans people and the people who care about the trans community. If you dont support the right for trans people to serve then thats on you but to hide behind the smarter-than-thou nice guy gimmick is a bit weak dont ya think? no ones buying it if you are saying shitty things on the internet.
And because its been passed you believe we should just give up and move on? not bring unjust laws to attention and fight to have them changed because they made up a reason?
🙏 thank you so much we need this
I'm a christan conservative and I couldn't stop laughing😂 This guy is talented😏
Specially in the head ya know hes REALLY talented, at being crazy.
I am the same but I don't know if you are laughing at him or for him but I hope it is at him and i'm sure god hopes so too.
Bruh Bruh Lol I agree
@@donovanwheeler4906 Im glad some people aren't crazy
Awesome :D glad there are actually some real Christians and conservatives out there, people who understand how Christ wanted humanity to treat everyone with kindness and decency.
I may not agree with everything Russell says, but at least he can make it funny
You dknt agree with what he is saying in this vid?
It's funny because it's true, just because you don't like or agree with how other people are, doesn't give you the right to ignore, or deny their proven/valid existence and human rights.
Thanks, Russel!
This pointing out of blatant transphobia is what we need!
I'm transgender and when I visited Oxford there was no soap in the mens bathroom, the mens bathroom was absolutely horrid, so I went to the womens bathroom it was fucking GORGEOUS. Still no soap. I was laughing at the difference.