America Being Absolutely Unhinged | The Russell Howard Hour

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  • Опубликовано: 4 май 2024
  • From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell takes a look at some examples from the past of America being absolutely unhinged...
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  • @SSJfraz
    @SSJfraz 2 года назад +2897

    "“I don’t believe anything unless I see it with my own eyes" says deeply Christian woman who believes everything in the bible that she's never seen with her own eyes.

    • @Rundvelt
      @Rundvelt Год назад +14

      Yeah, now think that the line of reasoning used by people against Roy would work equally well for Johnny Depp? How's that working out right now?
      Maybe some skepticism is valid.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 Год назад

      @@Rundvelt anytime I see a political accusation right before an election I default to fake. Its just too…coincidental. Now if they have some form of concrete proof, then sure, but accusations are just that, accusations.

    • @carlosesteban5601
      @carlosesteban5601 Год назад

      @@Rundvelt No it's a different thing. They choose to deliberately not look at the information available calling direct quotes and video fake, whereas with Johnny it was deformation which is much harder to proof. Also this isn't skepticism this is straight up denial (maybe even delusion with some of them). Skepticism would be asking how such an expensive wall can be justified since the illegal border crossings have benn declining for years, the wall can easilly be scaled or sawed through, parts of the wall have already collapsed and at that time i believe Flint didn't even have drinking water.

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock Год назад

      @@Rundvelt Huh? Is Johnny Depp accused of abusing kids?

    • @tempeleng
      @tempeleng Год назад +68

      @@Rundvelt huh?

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 2 года назад +2633

    He says that Muslims can't morally swear on the Bible.
    Well technically, neither can Christians. Christians can't morally swear on the Bible because the book they're swearing on literally tells them not to do that.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 2 года назад +21

      quote plz

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 2 года назад +85

      @@bigsteve6729 I believe it's something like Matthew 5 or something

    • @Firstanold
      @Firstanold 2 года назад +77

      @@Chris_Cross 5:34-36

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 2 года назад +22

      Thnx fellas

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 2 года назад +60

      @@bigsteve6729 Oh, also James 5:12

  • @irighterotica
    @irighterotica Год назад +1979

    As an American, we absolutely deserve to be ridiculed, mocked and dunked on for our insane, disgusting politics.

    • @T0mm3n
      @T0mm3n Год назад

      Yes you do, I cant wait until your whole dysgenic, medication-gorged nation collapses onto the scrapheap of history where it belongs, and can no longer export leftist nonsense, gender ideology and race fetishisation to real countries.

    • @hollythecat410
      @hollythecat410 Год назад +43

      I absolutely agree, as a fellow American

    • @hollythecat410
      @hollythecat410 Год назад +42

      Our politics are batcrap insane

    • @irighterotica
      @irighterotica Год назад +36

      @@hollythecat410 They're so insane, we need a word stronger than insane to describe their insanity.

    • @irighterotica
      @irighterotica Год назад +8

      @@mrc391 Yep because as bad as it is here, other people have it worse elsewhere. That's nothing new.

  • @princealex205
    @princealex205 Год назад +530

    "My daddy used to own black people" that was the last straw and I was laughing so hard I spat out my tea 😂😂

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr Год назад +7

      i choked on my tango

    • @zeusifus
      @zeusifus Год назад +18

      'Laughìng so hard I spat out my tea' is definitely one of the top ten most british sentences I've heard

  • @gwenverde7970
    @gwenverde7970 2 года назад +3685

    “I don’t believe anything unless I see it with my own eyes - except for all of those parts of the Bible that misquote all the time”

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 2 года назад +159

      I'm Catholic. and I support this joke.

    • @6Tainted1370
      @6Tainted1370 2 года назад +80

      I'm seven stone over weight. and I support this joke.

    • @CNYTE
      @CNYTE 2 года назад +59

      "I don't believe anything unless I see it with my own eyes."
      What about the Bible?

    • @ruserious8278
      @ruserious8278 2 года назад +18

      @@6Tainted1370 why is this comment so funny

    • @voulafisentzidis8830
      @voulafisentzidis8830 2 года назад +13

      Love, love, love, Russell Howard's comedy. Thanks for the laughter. Please keep it up.

  • @Aerandir09
    @Aerandir09 2 года назад +3008

    As an American I could not stop laughing and feeling so embarrassed at the same time.

    • @Joe-xo4yg
      @Joe-xo4yg 2 года назад +9

      Stay limber 🙃🖖

    • @kainxjm
      @kainxjm 2 года назад +34

      We should be more than embarrassed

    • @cupidstunt22
      @cupidstunt22 2 года назад +18

      It's funny because it's true!

    • @davidr7819
      @davidr7819 2 года назад +51

      I watch US news to take my mind off the utter incompetence of our (UK) politicians

    • @filip6076
      @filip6076 2 года назад +1

      this pathetic excuse for comedy? im not american but political agenda comedy is for losers.

  • @Tumblepatch
    @Tumblepatch Год назад +141

    "What a surprise...a man accused of a sex crime, wouldn't take no for an answer"
    And I'm DEAD. EVERY damn time! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @penelopeasmr1009
    @penelopeasmr1009 Год назад +479

    Here in the US the news is a huge source of anxiety for me. There’s always something horrible in the headlines or some new thing to be scared of. Watching this program is a great way to still get a dosage of current events in a way that feels way less daunting so thank you for that!

    • @travelwell6049
      @travelwell6049 Год назад

      The way the news is reported in the US is disgusting. They hype everything up, dramatise everything to make it sound so much worse than it is. They deliberately rile people up and I highly suspect they hold some responsibility for worsening mental health issues. Instead of just reporting facts and educating people, they make everything political and breed mistrust.

    • @davidbillyard6629
      @davidbillyard6629 Год назад

      It’s the same with the media all over the world. Does this comedian mention what the Clinton and Biden crime families get up to? They are all corrupt, so not much to choose between them.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Год назад

      WHAT is Conserved?
      What's the Conserved Thing inside the Word Conservatism?
      Answer: Its primitive Beliefs, the Status-Quo, the Past.
      Im not genralizing here, im painting a Picture:
      Think of the People who were behind the famous
      D&D-Scare! People who's massive F-Ups have embrassed-them
      throughtout History.
      The Very People whos 'Way' created the Stereotype
      of the "Pearlclutcher".
      The same people who have not changed are attacking the LGBT right-now.

    • @carenmontgomery2384
      @carenmontgomery2384 Год назад +1

      me too...absolutely...sadly

    • @helenchelmicka3028
      @helenchelmicka3028 Год назад +2

      You'll love Randy Rainbows vids too if you haven't already seen them. Absolutely hilarious political satire! 🤣

  • @WunHungLo99
    @WunHungLo99 2 года назад +2356

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    • @gabrielgonzalez7339
      @gabrielgonzalez7339 2 года назад +38

      Absolutely you can have all the evidence in the world & present it to a moron & the evidence means nothing thank God for awake people!

    • @gabrielgonzalez7339
      @gabrielgonzalez7339 2 года назад

      Bang on bro stupid!

    • @amelie2626
      @amelie2626 2 года назад +13

      George Carlin.

    • @Ichneumonxx
      @Ichneumonxx 2 года назад

      Murphy's law is real - Group intelligence is the IQ of the stupidest member divided by the total number of the participants. So if the IQ of those guys is banana, well, you got a problem.

    • @PJB1995
      @PJB1995 2 года назад +22

      Especially when they all read from the same crazy book and cause riots, burn down neighbourhoods and murder journalists for disagreeing with their magic book.

  • @kevinkelly5780
    @kevinkelly5780 2 года назад +2358

    The scariest part is, Alabama isn't even the dumbest state in the union

    • @badrobot3159
      @badrobot3159 2 года назад +80

      I know. California has that base covered

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 2 года назад +204

      There's always Texas and Florida.

    • @lbarnx
      @lbarnx 2 года назад +192

      @@badrobot3159 So you haven't been to the South.

    • @purplepidgin
      @purplepidgin 2 года назад

      Missippi is the dumbest state

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz 2 года назад +1

      Who's dumber than Alabama? They must be near the top of the list. Georgia maybe? Tennessee? One in the Buy Bull Belt that's for sure!!!

  • @LMCSM
    @LMCSM Год назад +32

    Russell's impressions of Trump, The Queen and Boris Johnson is spot on and hilarious. Been watching this guy since his 1st good news show, so happy he's still going strong 💪❤️

  • @thethingymajigything
    @thethingymajigything Год назад +41

    2:48
    When Roy was behind his wife, he looks like he’s about to go insane

    • @MojaveMoron
      @MojaveMoron Год назад +2

      Mans having a whole joker moment

  • @pauls6320
    @pauls6320 2 года назад +1730

    Russell is a great comedian and love the way he brings a heavy dose of realism/ common sense to his incredibly funny routines by basically calling BS on BS. Never stop as you this galvanise British pride in a way no politician can do.

    • @Clickerbarmicker
      @Clickerbarmicker 2 года назад

      Realism=leftist agenda

    • @flanker066
      @flanker066 2 года назад +1

      Thanks yyr try😢t😢rret😢😮

    • @mokithegay6020
      @mokithegay6020 2 года назад +8

      I just like his wonky eye it’s the funniest shit

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 2 года назад +23

      he takes things out of context & lies ,he cuts in a speech from trump 2 years BEFORE the allegations about the senator ( NOT PROVEN ) ,hes a clickbait merchant cos ticket sales are down

    • @mokithegay6020
      @mokithegay6020 2 года назад +35

      @@mcfcguvnors sounds like a trump supporter

  • @tiddlesletoitoise
    @tiddlesletoitoise 2 года назад +914

    People who say they don't believe things they can't see then try and force everyone to be Christian🤔

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 2 года назад +35

      Exactly lmao

    • @grahampartridge9335
      @grahampartridge9335 2 года назад +12

      Lol 😆

    • @DarthSmokealot
      @DarthSmokealot 2 года назад +19

      I just ask them if they believe in gravity..

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 2 года назад +11

      Amazing, isn't it?

    • @patmaurer8541
      @patmaurer8541 2 года назад +47

      And calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you one! Because, by definition, a Christian is someone who devotes their life to becoming as He is. Racism, bigotry, selfishness, disrespect, ingratitude or judgment are NOT Christ-like qualities. As we say here in the South, "cat has kittens in the oven, don't make 'em biscuits!" ;-)

  • @barbaralyons3978
    @barbaralyons3978 Год назад +8

    As an American I love the guy. I can't drink anything while watch him, because I may choke or spit coffee all over the floor

  • @mjwu786
    @mjwu786 Год назад +8

    When you ask an American (abroad) where they are from, they will more often than no say the state or city that they are from, not just "I'm from America" because what state/city you're from says a lot about you

    • @Godzilla-ym6om
      @Godzilla-ym6om 3 месяца назад

      I am from California. In the biggest county in the state..

  • @watts1881
    @watts1881 2 года назад +346

    "We don't tolerate racist bigots"
    *Boris enters the room*

    • @AmirBrooks
      @AmirBrooks 2 года назад +21

      ....sees a journalist he doesn't like, heads to the nearest fridge...

    • @2msvalkyrie529
      @2msvalkyrie529 2 года назад +9

      Seen a photo of the Cabinet lately
      ? ( sorry to spoil your rant.. )

    • @LennyDeee
      @LennyDeee 2 года назад +5

      Can't blame all brits , he's England's consequence alone yo

    • @omster_
      @omster_ 2 года назад

      lmao yea England is a pretty institutionally racist country as well

    • @titularhero
      @titularhero 2 года назад

      Based on what?

  • @georgecase5908
    @georgecase5908 2 года назад +192

    I was about to comment 'how brave to speak about Trump, yet stay silent on the BBC'. Then he said 'who does he think he is? The BBC?' Consider me silenced.

    • @ashleighg.3366
      @ashleighg.3366 2 года назад +8

      We should start keeping Egyptian books of the dead and Darwin's origin of the species books in courtrooms to swear on...

    • @ashleighg.3366
      @ashleighg.3366 2 года назад +14

      Hell even keep a collander for the flying spaghetti monster To keep with non-christian rituals, happy early Beltane¡

    • @Joe-xo4yg
      @Joe-xo4yg 2 года назад +4

      @@ashleighg.3366
      Get over it
      It’s a religious document
      Not a polygraph.

    • @Kathakathan11
      @Kathakathan11 2 года назад

      BBC is pro left.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад +11

      @@Joe-xo4yg It's a work of fiction, that's all.

  • @maxcovfefe
    @maxcovfefe 2 года назад +22

    As a US citizen, I just wanna point out how simultaneously funny AND scary it was to have a POTUS that didn't know Puerto Rico is US. That and, now we all know "water, big water" is wet, thank god! However did we get by before Trump?

  • @polliwog79
    @polliwog79 Год назад +7

    glad i've found this channel to help cope from withdrawal from the writers strike in US!

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 2 года назад +154

    As an American, I would like to apologize. For everything.

    • @magnusop5773
      @magnusop5773 2 года назад

      Every country has idiots. Don't worry about it.

    • @wojciechboczarski6794
      @wojciechboczarski6794 2 года назад

      Just imagine how stupid you have to be to have a need to apologise for something you have nothing to do with it. Gimme a favour, take a big run and run straight into wall with your head front, than apologise the wall that you dared to walk into it.

    • @iseegoodandbad6758
      @iseegoodandbad6758 2 года назад +12

      Don't be such a Canadian eh. Love from 🇬🇧.

    • @kalahirst4870
      @kalahirst4870 2 года назад +6

      As a Brit I accept your apology, :)

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 года назад +13

      You're exactly the ones who don't have to

  • @richardc8029
    @richardc8029 2 года назад +340

    For all you Brits: Alabama ranks 49th or 50th in virtually every negative statistic there is. It takes 3 Alabamans standing on each others shoulders to equal a normal IQ. If it loses the worst rank to another state, it is always a neighbor state where Alabamans migrated to "move up".

    • @whythenumber
      @whythenumber 2 года назад +12

      Lmao

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 2 года назад +21

      Alabama, the only place that when you ask.. "How many Alabamans dose it take to screw in a Lightbulb?" They respond by Headbutting a table and saying.. "Is that a trick question?"

    • @anastasialiberate3568
      @anastasialiberate3568 2 года назад +36

      My daughter had to live in alabama...now son in law was in military training so only way they could meet in-between was at church...first time was all smiles and cake..2nd time was all Satan is watching and they wanted daughter to stand on highway with anti gay and anti abortion signs.. she left rapidly...then people from church kept phoning her till got bored 😅. British upbringing don't prepare u for that intensive hatred

    • @KilynnTor
      @KilynnTor 2 года назад +6

      Born here God help me yes its true for too many. Its hard having a brain and thoughts here. Send help. At least its not Arkansas....

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 года назад +5

      @@KilynnTor As an Arkansan, I feel like I should feel offended, but like, you're not wrong? Tbf it really depends on where in the state you are. The more urban areas are nice. Suburban is...not perfect, but people aren't outright hateful and don't spew shit that much. There's an expectation of political calmness so to speak, as in, if you're racist, you say the n-word behind closed doors to other white folks, and act all cheery when actually around POC. Rural is where it gets nasty. Been to a flea market where they sold MAGA hats right at the door and I swear my heart stopped for a second. Tried to get a pic of them to show as proof, but my phone died, sadly.
      Personally I grew up in the more suburban area, so like, as long as you don't go to places that are labeled as Christian or somethin', most of the time people won't outright start shit, ime? Maybe talk behind your back all passive aggressive like.
      I will say, most of the folks, religious or not, regardless of general political leaning, who I've come across, they've all been at least vaguely progressive in terms of rights, like pro-choice and pro-trans. My pediatrician and her whole church went and protested the anti-trans bills, which was nice to hear.
      I mean, I'm a trans goth gay dude who enjoys quantum mechanics and general sciences, alongside your basic trivia especially about mythologies and animals, but like, all that aside, I getchya. Hard living in a state when most of the folks around you ain't got nothin' rattling around up there besides some cobwebs and a spider who died of starvation that made said cobwebs. I specified all that at the beginning to emphasize that I get how it feels to be the odd one out/only one with any brains on stuff. I have a love for learning and my education system tried to squash that. ;-; Also seemed to impress my teachers a lot, but I suspect their expectations where just low due to the nature of our education system, it really isn't good.
      My mom used to play a joke on me and my cousin of "a brain-sucker" where she'd put her hand on our heads and pretend it was sucking on our heads, and say it was starving to death, implying no brains. I think of that a lot when I hear about folks 'round here and in similar places. And my peers in school. The education is god-awful here, dunno what it's like there.
      Best of wishes, nonetheless, mate. Hang on out there. It's rough out here, but I'm rootin' for ya. :)

  • @MsRadred6116
    @MsRadred6116 2 года назад +16

    As an American who lives in an all Red state (TN), lemme just say… DAMN, I’m so sorry world. All I can do is shake my head. 😳

    • @monicadaniels784
      @monicadaniels784 2 года назад +1

      Tell your red state friends that their bigoted laws are stopping out-of-staters from spending money there. I used to love visiting Tennessee, but now I can't justify it. I wish you sanity under your circumstances.

  • @davidcolson6567
    @davidcolson6567 Год назад +31

    I always thought Forest Gump was a bit simple, but no, he was just an average American.

  • @doomgronthewitcher6514
    @doomgronthewitcher6514 2 года назад +1321

    You'll never get better than Brits laughing at Americans

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +105

    Russ: "Over in America...."
    Me: "Here we go..."

  • @cymikgaming1266
    @cymikgaming1266 Год назад +7

    "who does he think he is,the bbc?"
    I DIED LAUGHING

  • @marimullan4012
    @marimullan4012 Год назад +9

    As an American I'm embarrassed at how bad we look. I didn't vote for Trump & still cannot believe he was our President. Russell is sadly spot on & we deserve to be laughed at.

    • @mikeharris4562
      @mikeharris4562 6 месяцев назад

      Biden?????

    • @CertifiedAussiemoron2983iw
      @CertifiedAussiemoron2983iw 5 месяцев назад

      @@mikeharris4562at least Biden just stutters and doesn’t say random things, though they are both bad and should not have been elected,

  • @nazarkgb1
    @nazarkgb1 2 года назад +78

    **deep sigh** no, I love my country...
    **holds back tears** I'm still optimistic about our future
    **pours a drink** oh say, can you seeeee

  • @bills7595
    @bills7595 2 года назад +88

    "Unhinged" is a nice way of putting it

  • @robinsinpost
    @robinsinpost Год назад +23

    “I don’t believe anything unless I see it with my own eyes.”
    So, God is definitely out of the picture then.

  • @puppyplayer1006
    @puppyplayer1006 Год назад +16

    Honestly these videos are refreshing. I like knowing that’s it’s not just Americans that hated trump.

  • @HighHolyOne
    @HighHolyOne 2 года назад +46

    A Yank here, and I love Mr. Howard. The man is brilliant!!!

  • @jacksonmacmanus1001
    @jacksonmacmanus1001 2 года назад +141

    "you could get over his wall with peter crouch and a trampoline", one of the best lines ive heard all year

  • @sweetchilli3069
    @sweetchilli3069 Год назад +102

    As an American I can say that your impressions are accurate sir, which is equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

  • @KalaschniKlown
    @KalaschniKlown Год назад +3

    “Who do you think he is? The BBC?”
    Russell, I love you

  • @mehreengul9922
    @mehreengul9922 2 года назад +544

    Karen: “I don’t believe anything I can’t see”
    Me: so you don’t believe in god
    Karen: 😳😳😳

    • @RumblyGL
      @RumblyGL 2 года назад +3

      You can see the force of gravity acted upon an item or person. Such as you can see the force of god acted upon millions and millions of human souls with faith.

    • @bunnygirl95
      @bunnygirl95 2 года назад +45

      @@RumblyGL Gravity actually exists though. On Earth it's created by the mass of the planet. God, is just a fairytale that got out of hand

    • @RumblyGL
      @RumblyGL 2 года назад +5

      ​@@bunnygirl95 Before Sir Isaac Newton did gravity not exist? The reason you speak with such venom is a brain plentiful with hindsight. Discover the Lord for yourself because no one can do it for you. Have a good day.

    • @gemourison7152
      @gemourison7152 2 года назад +34

      ​@@RumblyGL I dont want to critcise your religion, its nothing like that. But in science, one of the main things for science being science is replicating the experiment and if getting same results with specific conditions, we can assume it supports our theory. With gravity, you can anytime go and drop something and it always goes in direction of center of gravity. So its repeatable. In religion, you cant do that. Plus like with medicine, you need to include placebo in your experiment.
      We can see the impacts of gravity everywhere every day. But you are connecting faith to coincidences. If it wasnt coincedence, everybody who would believe in god wouldnt get illnesses, cancer, wouldnt die prematurely or in crashes.
      In the end, I am not taking your religion, but please, stop comparing rules of gravity with faith

    • @RumblyGL
      @RumblyGL 2 года назад +2

      @@gemourison7152 I'm going to be honest here. This conversation is not yours to butt in. But like the typical atheist you just can't wait to spread hate and distrust. May you find Him and see the light.

  • @alicedimitro
    @alicedimitro 2 года назад +455

    I love Russell Howard so much. Thank you for always talking about the actual important issues

    • @ingridschmid1709
      @ingridschmid1709 2 года назад +10

      Yep like reminding Brits that the US might be a worse joke than the UK ...just might mind you .

    • @alicedimitro
      @alicedimitro 2 года назад +7

      @DILLIGAF * Bringing attention to issues that affect many peoples livelihoods is important. You just lack critical skills if you think the things Russell talks about don't matter. Also, if you don't care about this, why did you even click on this video?

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion 2 года назад

      @@alicedimitro Disagrees with you -> "lacks skills". 🤔 I honestly clicked on this video just because I wanted to laugh. 😂 None of these political BS affect my life in the slightest way. 🤷‍♂️

    • @terredee
      @terredee 2 года назад +1

      I love Russell too. He gets as outraged as I feel, and then makes it funny.

    • @GeekyC
      @GeekyC 2 года назад +2

      @DILLIGAF * Sounds very American mate.... L ruined vibes

  • @joeking1157
    @joeking1157 Год назад +22

    had forgotten how funny Russell Howard was. he can be hilarious while addressing serious issues.

  • @spacewarpphotography1667
    @spacewarpphotography1667 Год назад +45

    Russel Howard makes me proud to be a Brit. And I'm an American!!

    • @Tmccreight25Gaming
      @Tmccreight25Gaming Год назад +3

      Her Radiant Majesty welcomes your loyalty colonial 😉

  • @DavidRichardson153
    @DavidRichardson153 2 года назад +72

    I cannot be more glad to have spent the last two years out of the US, especially my old home state of Texas. It only took two months in where I have lived for the past two years to start saying, "This is my real home. Better do all I can to qualify for naturalization - maybe trying to learn Maori will help."

    • @markuc
      @markuc 2 года назад +8

      NZ is beautiful

    • @chingiztulegenov
      @chingiztulegenov 2 года назад +5

      Oh glad you’re enjoying your life in NZ!

    • @kaldo8907
      @kaldo8907 2 года назад +5

      I left the US for the middle east 6 years ago. There are a lot of comforts I miss but things are way more chill here. I'm not really sure if I'll go back or not.

    • @Burger_pants
      @Burger_pants Год назад

      please stay, anyone who is as prejudiced as you is not welcome in america.

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 Год назад +1

      New Zealand is a civilised country - and gorgeous.
      Though I was surprised to hear there are some really nasty gangs there.

  • @chingiztulegenov
    @chingiztulegenov 2 года назад +256

    There’s nothing saving America. I feel so bad for those ones I met on my recent trip to Spain, out in Europe for the first time, realizing in just how bad state their country is. But then of course there were proud and loud “patriots”, proclaiming its the greatest country in the world while hoping off their cruise ships

    • @terredee
      @terredee 2 года назад +24

      That would be like somebody going to your house and bragging that their house is better. Those people are just tacky, rude, and stupid.

    • @akplayz1154
      @akplayz1154 2 года назад

      @@terredee those people? Do you care to clarify what you mean? I'm nothing like those types of people.

    • @kiwibob223
      @kiwibob223 2 года назад +18

      @@akplayz1154 based on this comment you are a little bit like them mate 🙄

    • @GeekyC
      @GeekyC 2 года назад +7

      @@akplayz1154 mate your proving their point ..... If you look online come back and try that again after you read how you lot talk about "british people" While not realising your sounding classist and rude .. get out your bubble look online and learn about something other than AMERICA

    • @akplayz1154
      @akplayz1154 2 года назад +3

      @@GeekyC well, I'm an American yet I always respect my fellow man, especially if I'm in their country. I try to always be respectful and try to fit in wherever I go. I try to learn the local culture and if in a place where a different language is spoken, I try to learn enough to get along. Peace and love is all I want.

  • @andrewjames9132
    @andrewjames9132 Год назад +20

    As an American I love this! Me and my friends aren’t alone lol… help us please!!

    • @chrisyacoback6320
      @chrisyacoback6320 Год назад

      The secret of the trump brand.... Treason Racketeering Usurping Manipulating Propagandizing....pass it on

    • @liamblack2574
      @liamblack2574 Год назад

      Sadly mate I think it’s clear there’s no helping America now.. you guys never learn. You are just a laugh to the rest of the world now. Even your closest Allie Britain … is trying to down play our special relationship with you guys …. Your day is over

    • @julesmarwell8023
      @julesmarwell8023 Год назад

      GET out quick before its too late

  • @awuza7045
    @awuza7045 Год назад +27

    I wish Wollace and Gromit were real so they could fix this mess and get cheese back to normal price! Amen Wollace

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes 2 года назад +394

    I find it so shameful to be an American born and raised in the south sometimes. We aren’t all close minded bible thumping hate filled people dating our 13 year old cousin or neighbor… sigh.

    • @MaryGarcia-rn3do
      @MaryGarcia-rn3do 2 года назад +9

      I'm glad to hear that.😊

    • @ashleighg.3366
      @ashleighg.3366 2 года назад +21

      However, to paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy: "they just put the most ignorant and radical amongst you on television"

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 2 года назад

      @@carlya3035 "i was born in a whorehouse and i felt ashamed bc people think of me as a child of a whore which i am not" same like that, felt shame bc the act of others which bring the value of their respected group down in the eyes of others, not because his own fault.

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 года назад +7

      Then it's up to you (as a people) to change how we look at America

    • @johntonssen7231
      @johntonssen7231 2 года назад +33

      As a European, don’t feel shameful Sara, we feel sorry for all the normal Americans like you who actually have to put up with the ‘muricans’ 😂
      Fortunately for us, the muricans don’t tend to leave the states, so we only meet the nice normal Americans hahaha.

  • @rachellesawyer6523
    @rachellesawyer6523 2 года назад +343

    Love you Russell - keep calling out the bullshit with your truthful, factual humour
    You are doing a great community service
    Thanks for putting on You Tube

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 года назад

      Truthful, factual

    • @genericscottishchannel1603
      @genericscottishchannel1603 2 года назад

      More like thank the fact that youtube lets it stay up

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 года назад

      @@genericscottishchannel1603 agreed, cause they're known for removing bias, unfounded hit pieces from the lefty shills like this spineless sellout Russell Howard here. Totally not bias hypocrites, when these carefully selected, edited clips, to mislead and influence people is permitted, no, it's just funny jokes! _"haha trump like German shephard, so show photo of heetl3r with German shephard, haha is joke, trump is as bad as the heetlur fascist racist etc etc hehe funny joke"_

    • @andrewdeans3686
      @andrewdeans3686 2 года назад

      . . . . RUclips.

    • @jamess6961
      @jamess6961 2 года назад

      Love your sarcasm 👍🏼

  • @rodom7171
    @rodom7171 Год назад +42

    How sad that everything he stated is so true! And people are puzzled to why this Republic is failing! The hypocrisy and stupidity is simply mind blowing.

    • @Kalvin5
      @Kalvin5 Год назад

      The reason people like Kanye West and Donald Trump are successful is because Americans love masturbating to people who masturbate to themselves, and those guys are perfect examples of that kind of personality. For some reason, people who have ridiculous ego complexes find success in America, whether they are cult leaders, snake oil charlatans, self-help gurus, or MLM Ponzi pyramid TimeShare hawkers, whatever the scheme may be, Americans are horny for being sold a line of BS, because then they get to complain about the consequences later, because so many Americans get off on being miserable.

    • @chrisyacoback6320
      @chrisyacoback6320 Год назад

      The trump brand.... Treason Racketeering Usurping Manipulating Propagandizing.... wake up America you're better than this

  • @Harls53
    @Harls53 Год назад +73

    I can't believe how funny Russell is. This guy is hilarious. Yet his jokes are spot on the money! Just subscribed!!

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 2 года назад +156

    "I don't believe it unless I see it." How much do you want to bet that she somehow also believes in an invisible sky wizard, despite never seeing them.

    • @madsword19
      @madsword19 2 года назад +1

      Bet she was quick to believe in election fraud, despite not seeing it.

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 2 года назад +9

      She 💯 believes in Jesus

    • @johntonssen7231
      @johntonssen7231 2 года назад +4

      God is in nature. God is in people. God is in the almighty dollar, so won’t you kindly pop a few hundy dollas into the collection basket please. Everyone knows god loves those who give to the church more than those penniless sinners!

    • @monicadaniels784
      @monicadaniels784 2 года назад +3

      Consider the subject here, I think it highly likely she 'sees' God, especially when they cinch up her straight jacket too tight.

  • @turbosube5083
    @turbosube5083 2 года назад +164

    I don’t know how Russell got recommended to me by RUclips but I am glad they did. One thing the US has in common with our British friends is that we need some humor with our politics or else we will all need massive doses of anti depressants to watch the news. It is hard to believe that the two greatest democracies in the world have gotten to the point where they are now.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 года назад

      He's on the BBC, he quickly lost many spots on panel shows, even the political ones, 12+ years ago, this show was on BBC Three (channel doesn't exist now) so js please realise what he says on here is to push a heavy biased political agenda. He never used to be political btw! But I mean, that, 'trump likes German shephards, who else likes German shephards?' *photo of h1tł3r. The guy is just an insincere shill.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 года назад +5

      He says whatever people are socially pressured to think and cheer to. A lot of what he said just in this video (uploaded 8hrs ago, but all about old Trump stuff) is just insulting trump and to simplify, "look, he said this haha!" Not comedy, just selecting edited clips and saying "haha look at this, he said that! That is ridiculous, racist, and all the 'ist and 'isms" so shallow

    • @Ffinity
      @Ffinity 2 года назад

      @@gram. 1: It's old material from years ago
      2: It was valid at the time
      3: Fuck all has changed since this was recorded
      4: You love Trump and are a racist, possibly a KKK member

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 2 года назад

      @@gram. Good people don't need to be "socially pressured" into seeing Trump for the absolute bellend that he is.

    • @johntonssen7231
      @johntonssen7231 2 года назад +3

      Political satire is a huge part of comedy internationally, but as mentioned, Russell just wanted easy woke laughter.
      ‘Trump bad’ etc etc
      He’s not very well liked in UK or EU tbh, neither is John Oliver, Trevor Noah or James Cordon. Not because they’re very PC or anything, just quite smug and unlikable. There are PC people who aren’t insufferable.

  • @MultiLovejack
    @MultiLovejack Год назад +42

    Thank you Russell for giving at least half of our country (the USA) a break from living in this horror show with your amazing sense of humor. Loved both your Netflix specials, glad I have now found your spots on RUclips. Thank you for all the "giggles". You are giving us the laughter we need to hang onto sanity.

  • @botokoyjaramillo5557
    @botokoyjaramillo5557 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love this man. I think you are the best of the best. If i am stressed i watch RUSSEL i am one of your billions fan. Thank you

  • @joeogle7729
    @joeogle7729 2 года назад +31

    "however he linked this message to a Miss Theresa May from Bognor" that breaks me every time I hear it 🤣🤣

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 Год назад

      *Bognor (actually Bognor Regis...)
      See: Bugger Bognor...

    • @joeogle7729
      @joeogle7729 Год назад

      @@georgielancaster1356 thanks for catching that one. I mean it's bloody Bognor Regis does it deserve the respect of being spelled correctly?

  • @miket4560
    @miket4560 2 года назад +62

    You could swear on a pop up book. I would swear on an edition of green eggs and ham. 👍

    • @gamesandfun781
      @gamesandfun781 2 года назад +4

      I would swear on a Blu-Ray of Jim Carrey's Liar Liar

    • @bipolarminddroppings
      @bipolarminddroppings 2 года назад +2

      Spiderman Issue No 1 for me.

    • @bipolarminddroppings
      @bipolarminddroppings 2 года назад +2

      @@gamesandfun781 would have to be the screenplay as it has to be a book.

  • @adrienne3334
    @adrienne3334 Год назад +7

    Mr Russell Howard, you are hilarious 😂 the star of the century in the comedy world.Thank you for your laughter, I'm creased up..Where's that iron ..

  • @montam26
    @montam26 Год назад +4

    Russell Howard is the late night host alot of Late Night hosts want to be

  • @MB-yj8hm
    @MB-yj8hm 2 года назад +41

    Please remember people of Earth, this is only 49% of Americans. 51% of us are pretty normal.

    • @tman5634
      @tman5634 2 года назад +11

      That's around 165million Americans as thick as a brick.
      Sounds about right.
      Then again, the UK population isn't far behind.

    • @mikenotachance3749
      @mikenotachance3749 2 года назад +2

      The proportion in Britain is probably comparable, if not identical.

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 2 года назад +4

      @@mikenotachance3749 It's worse in Britain, it's 52% here.

    • @mikenotachance3749
      @mikenotachance3749 2 года назад +2

      @@SSJfraz Ahhh, the infernal ratio - 52-48 lol... Brexit explained.

    • @ceasar7830
      @ceasar7830 2 года назад +2

      Lol as if tht is impressive...
      Its literally half of u man
      🤣🤣

  • @truegrit7697
    @truegrit7697 2 года назад +118

    I'm American and you have nailed the insanity of right-wing christian republicans. Who would Jesus grope?

    • @relebohileramakatsa7331
      @relebohileramakatsa7331 Год назад +2

      Don't you ever in your life say anything against Jesus

    • @Burger_pants
      @Burger_pants Год назад

      @@relebohileramakatsa7331 or else what? you gonna car-bomb him?

    • @relebohileramakatsa7331
      @relebohileramakatsa7331 Год назад

      @@Burger_pants car bomb??? Where do you get your ideas, that's what I'm curious to know 🤔
      Mocking Jesus has never worked well for those that do, I.e, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, builder of titanic, the list is long my friend. Unlike other deities, we don't fight for our God but He renders justice whenever His Holy name is blasphemed

    • @blueninjanoname7338
      @blueninjanoname7338 Год назад +1

      "Accused"

    • @Monkeh616
      @Monkeh616 Год назад +3

      @@relebohileramakatsa7331 Why, what're you going to do? Behead me? Wait, sorry, that's the other major group of extremists..

  • @TRVBAL
    @TRVBAL Год назад +2

    Man I love Russell, his delivery is so fucking good. We don’t get night comedy/news like this in America. I’m so glad it’s posted online.
    Luv ya Russ 👍🏻🫠

  • @jayyouson1994
    @jayyouson1994 Год назад +11

    I love Russell Howard's Good News more but this is also a brilliant show. Russell Howard is still a funny guy.

  • @amarieski5832
    @amarieski5832 2 года назад +151

    Just what I needed after a long tough work week, all forgotten thanks to my Russel fix ❤🤣

    • @ivorbiggun7048
      @ivorbiggun7048 2 года назад

      I'd rather be on the sniff than tolerate that buffoon 👍

  • @jonpowell8014
    @jonpowell8014 2 года назад +247

    Thank you Russ!!! Given the state of British politics and everything else at the moment thanks to bojoke and his cronies, it was a nice trip down memory lane to remember when laughing at a politician meant trump had opened his mouth without his carer to hand!!! 🤣

    • @ivorbiggun7048
      @ivorbiggun7048 2 года назад

      Jon "Trump" Who he??
      Why not talk about biden shaking hands with the invisible Man? Or filling his nappy when he met the Pope??
      😂😅😂😘🤡🌎

    • @jonpowell8014
      @jonpowell8014 2 года назад

      @@ivorbiggun7048 Biden still has a loooooong way to go to even get on the bottom level of the stupid scale that 'the donald' is on...

    • @fredylucas2484
      @fredylucas2484 2 года назад +1

      You have the best Prime Minister of all time mate

    • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
      @HolyGoddessMotherAnne 2 года назад

      @@fredylucas2484 He's still a goddamn nutter who deserves the JFK treatment, would do a lot of good.

    • @mjgreen6510
      @mjgreen6510 2 года назад +1

      Lol we still got brandon

  • @annawalsh8880
    @annawalsh8880 Год назад +6

    I can't see my own arsehole but I'm sure it's there!! I still haven't recovered laughing from that!!!

  • @swampje1985
    @swampje1985 Год назад +2

    When you think you've seen or heard it all... 🤣
    Forget miswiring a few wires up there, this is full-on 'brains fell into the blender' level. 🤯

  • @captainufo4587
    @captainufo4587 2 года назад +104

    Of course people in Alabama would be proud if a district attorney would hit on their daughter! At least it's not their uncle.

    • @alexkilgour1328
      @alexkilgour1328 2 года назад +9

      Or maybe it is... :)

    • @mistermack4987
      @mistermack4987 2 года назад +25

      In Alabama we find that offensive. What kind of sicko wants to have sex with someone he's not related to? That's disgustipating!

    • @DafTaf1
      @DafTaf1 2 года назад

      We do not know that?. ......

    • @ivorbiggun7048
      @ivorbiggun7048 2 года назад

      Hmmm? Now say something funny about a certain religion whose Father's 'thigh' their own children
      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @ceasar7830
      @ceasar7830 2 года назад +3

      @@mistermack4987 ☠☠☠

  • @erynn013
    @erynn013 2 года назад +58

    As a natural born citizen of the United States I absolutely and unreservedly approve of EVERYTHING you said.

    • @GeekyC
      @GeekyC 2 года назад +3

      Happy to see more proper normal Americans like you who can chill and have a laugh with us :)

    • @Burger_pants
      @Burger_pants Год назад

      leave then

    • @blueninjanoname7338
      @blueninjanoname7338 Год назад

      You're bot then

    • @erynn013
      @erynn013 Год назад

      @@GeekyC I blame my love for British television

    • @erynn013
      @erynn013 Год назад

      @@Burger_pants the standard response of the willfully ignorant. Thank you for meeting expectations.

  • @sabrinarahelreekhaye985
    @sabrinarahelreekhaye985 Год назад +2

    Love you Russell, always nailing it!

  • @MartinandFreddie
    @MartinandFreddie 2 года назад +3

    "That is a specsavers ad waiting to happen" !! Now cleaning the coffee spray off the PC !!!

  • @mrtom2854
    @mrtom2854 2 года назад +62

    That final rant/statement from Russell was genius
    Minus the "milk before tea" & "is it Ant or Dec", that's actually a very good argument.

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 2 года назад +1

      It's just Ant.. Dec is just his after-shadow, he moves from point A to B so fast you think you see 2 people.
      Like the Olsen Twins.

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 года назад

      @@2DRonaldo Can't be. I'm old enough to remember them in Byker Grove, and I'm sure they were in scenes apart

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад +18

    These mostly shows highlights of American lunacy during Donnie's years. But even now, the lunacy persist, because apparently, to many American, Donnie is still king.

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha Год назад

      Sometimes I wish COVID have made a deeper cleaning

  • @shadowx371
    @shadowx371 Год назад +13

    4:00 give a round of applause for the ppl running/trying to run our country
    No wonder my friends from out of the country think the U.S is a joke. Tbf we are, this country is comedy gold.

  • @joeledwitch
    @joeledwitch 2 года назад +11

    When it comes to American politics the jokes virtually write themselves.

    • @aaronthomas6155
      @aaronthomas6155 Год назад

      The jokes get elected to Government offices.....

  • @Bobbielea94
    @Bobbielea94 2 года назад +148

    Russel vs American , always has me laughing 😁

  • @victorialovatt976
    @victorialovatt976 2 года назад +53

    Didn’t realise I needed to see Peter Crouch vaulting Trump’s wall using a trampoline, but apparently I do.

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 2 года назад +1

      Wouldn't need to jump, Crouch could easily break through Trumps wall with his overbite.

  • @timlibeer8904
    @timlibeer8904 2 года назад +1

    Just became a fan! I really enjoy the point of view. Keep knocking the piss out of the D, It will never get old.

  • @TMensah
    @TMensah Год назад +7

    Russell, you are a genius. Believe me your jokes can get a woman yearning for a divorce to change her mind after listening to you.
    I can't stop laughing. My ribs hurts

  • @janfrye3156
    @janfrye3156 2 года назад +41

    I laughed so much I spit out my coffee

    • @Shek1nah
      @Shek1nah 2 года назад +3

      dir sir, that is so not british

    • @janfrye3156
      @janfrye3156 2 года назад

      @@Shek1nah I am from America. Trump was the worst and most stupid man to hold the office. Hearing other people's opinions of him are funny 😄 🤣🤣🤣

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 2 года назад +2

      Coffee?! Disgraceful

    • @dellzincht
      @dellzincht 2 года назад +2

      You mean your cofeve

  • @adrianasarmiento8667
    @adrianasarmiento8667 2 года назад +41

    “Thank you Jesus for bringing Russell” 🎶 the best 🙌🏽 so thankful I got to watch him live at the improv 💙💚

    • @bipolarminddroppings
      @bipolarminddroppings 2 года назад +3

      you should thanks his parents, not your imaginary friend.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад

      @@bipolarminddroppings Maybe Jesus (pronounced heysoos) was the taxi driver that took Russell to the theatre.

    • @adrianasarmiento8667
      @adrianasarmiento8667 2 года назад +2

      @@bipolarminddroppings apparently you did not watch his first Netflix special or you would have understood my comment.

    • @adrianasarmiento8667
      @adrianasarmiento8667 2 года назад

      @@Thurgosh_OG it’s a quote from his first Netflix special obviously was not watched by commenting parties.

  • @hoshm5496
    @hoshm5496 Год назад +5

    And they don’t even realise that the rest of the world just sit here laughing at them constantly

  • @hopechamberlain6214
    @hopechamberlain6214 Год назад +6

    Russell’s american accent always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mistermack4987
    @mistermack4987 2 года назад +13

    To all the mendicants commenting on how old this video is: Different countries have different copyright laws. Things that air in your country today have to wait a certain amount of time before they can be shown for free in other countries. In other words...Shut yer gob!

  • @wespeakforthetrees
    @wespeakforthetrees 2 года назад +14

    One minute in and I love this guy already! Bring it!

  • @mirandahotspring4019
    @mirandahotspring4019 2 года назад

    Great stuff, love this guy!

  • @hannahsiebern7499
    @hannahsiebern7499 Год назад +19

    As an American, this is why I love to sit back and watch the stupidity of politicians and wonder, what has our world come to that these are the arguments we are having
    And this is really funny

    • @liamblack2574
      @liamblack2574 Год назад +2

      Not the world… just America. Even with the issues facing the globe and our own countries most of the world look at you guys now as a “things could be worse” scenario. For example no other society in the west argues over the right to keep guns after all you guys have experienced. Britain had one school shooting in 1996. Guns were virtually outlawed within weeks. No huge protests…. No arguing politicians… it was just done because it needed to be

  • @HoennMaster
    @HoennMaster 2 года назад +42

    Listen, we have a lot of dumb people here, can’t deny it. But please remember not to judge us by Alabama. We make fun of them too 😅

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 2 года назад

      It's not the people's fault that they're dumb. Blame education in Republican held states that is keeping the poor and middle class from receiving an adequate education. Republican politicians learned long ago that in order to stay in power they must keep the masses ignorant. That strategy is going to bite them in the ass one day but for now it seems to be working for them.

  • @KronusTBear
    @KronusTBear 2 года назад +83

    I'm assuming, not a stretch, that that woman who has to see anything to believe it is a god fearing Jesus lover. I ask though, how?

    • @mistermack4987
      @mistermack4987 2 года назад

      Because the white son with a Spanish name that was born in Africa to a teenage Jewish virgin told her...duh!

    • @unicyclist97
      @unicyclist97 2 года назад +4

      Hypocrisy

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 Год назад +1

    Every time I watch one of these it makes me think more and more that Russell should be PM!

  • @freddieellis8449
    @freddieellis8449 11 месяцев назад +3

    “I don’t believe anything I haven’t seen with my own eyes….that’s the way God made me!”

  • @bringman23
    @bringman23 2 года назад +20

    Russell killed it this time 😂😂

  • @bp5276
    @bp5276 2 года назад +13

    You make my laugh in tears and cringe at the same time..love the feeling 😊what the Fridgeeeee, is wrong with America. 😮

  • @Jozeha
    @Jozeha 2 года назад +8

    I like English humor and their thoughts on American shittery Russell nails it.

  • @evilgoose6768
    @evilgoose6768 Год назад +2

    "I mean that is a specsavers ad waiting to happen"
    fucking brilliant

  • @exwa1300
    @exwa1300 2 года назад +20

    Did you see at 0:10
    The small girl hits him in the head accidentally

  • @melanatedqueen
    @melanatedqueen 2 года назад +21

    Eduction is not compulsory in the US I see.

    • @TheMogregory
      @TheMogregory 2 года назад +1

      Education doesn't seem to be your strong point either. Or, perhaps your autocorrect has developed a fault.

    • @melanatedqueen
      @melanatedqueen 2 года назад +4

      @@TheMogregory it depends who you ask. I wld go with my autocorrect having a sense of humour but then again, a few humans read & grasped what was said. So my perhaps mediocre education is jus fine.

  • @MrRonnie491
    @MrRonnie491 Год назад +1

    Russell Howard is hilarious....top man!

  • @candalie3176
    @candalie3176 Год назад

    i used to watch Russell howards when i was a kid! I forgot how much I missed his stuff…wow!

  • @michaeljohnangel6359
    @michaeljohnangel6359 2 года назад +20

    This is old stuff, but great stuff!!

  • @Apudurangdinya
    @Apudurangdinya 2 года назад +26

    America getting funnier and funnier each season

  • @karinschild9020
    @karinschild9020 2 года назад

    This is awesome!

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +1

    I went to see The Russell Howard Hour live in London over a year ago and he was halarious XD