The Bus Stop Joke! | Kevin Bridges On Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 216

  • @weskal5490
    @weskal5490 4 года назад +622

    One of the best comedic storytellers ever!

    • @queensaestheticstjs854
      @queensaestheticstjs854 4 года назад +7

      100% I agree love him been to see him in Nottingham The whole audience couldn’t not breathe with laughter all the way through he’s ace

    • @miked501
      @miked501 4 года назад +1

      Totally agree with you lad

    • @JodytheBrien
      @JodytheBrien 3 года назад +4

      Billy Connolly also

    • @barbara-annperry5941
      @barbara-annperry5941 3 года назад +1

      Him and Billy Connolly

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 3 года назад

      no doubt!!!

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 4 года назад +660

    "now i'm a sucker for a bargain" hahaha dead

  • @pob1335
    @pob1335 4 года назад +480

    Remember watching this live on TV and can honestly say I needed my asthma inhaler when he was telling this joke i nearly died, the best stand up I've seen in long time love it.

    • @liverpool379
      @liverpool379 3 года назад +7

      This was my first time seeing him too and I was like damn this guy is special, first comedian I saw live after that and I barely remember the show I was too busy laughing

    • @josephinebournes8212
      @josephinebournes8212 2 года назад

      I guess comedy is culturally relative 😒

    • @stoax
      @stoax 2 года назад +4

      @@josephinebournes8212 not perse! I'm from the netherlands and I get it. For example have you never waited on a bus at night before? Then yeah you wouldnt really get the feel but still the joke would be the deal

    • @francisolojo1351
      @francisolojo1351 Год назад +2

      I died and woke up again 😂

    • @iamurdad77
      @iamurdad77 Год назад +4

      Did ye Aye!!!

  • @MilliVanilli2007
    @MilliVanilli2007 3 года назад +139

    Watched this so many times now and it doesn't get old, I still always come back to it. His audience also loves it when he re-tells his classic jokes live soo...this guy never gets old

    • @Kevinrothwell1959
      @Kevinrothwell1959 3 года назад +2

      Whenever I feel a bit low I come back to this video, it never fails to put a smile on my face 😃

    • @MilliVanilli2007
      @MilliVanilli2007 3 года назад +2

      @@Kevinrothwell1959 Good to know i am not alone :)

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 3 года назад +1

      same here its so funny!!

    • @roelmartinvandervelde9407
      @roelmartinvandervelde9407 Год назад +1

      He'll get old alright. Always carries a pound on him doesnt he

  • @303008884
    @303008884 3 года назад +87

    Trying to figure out their BMI.... :) Hilarious 😂😂

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад +117

    “That’s quite reasonable!” 3:02 😂😂😂

    • @zevlovex222
      @zevlovex222 3 года назад +1

      Panic over🤣🤣🥲

  • @poppy5515
    @poppy5515 2 года назад +30

    I'm so happy I found Kevin Bridges. Totally agree with previous comments about the joke doesn't get old - I still laugh when I hear this. Thanks for making us laugh during this crazy time.

  • @DanielSilva-gf4kk
    @DanielSilva-gf4kk 3 года назад +116

    Taking a simple story that starts as a bad experience and turning it in such a funny standup comedy act just by the way you deliver it and an awesome accent... Just a comedy genius. Absolutely brilliant!!! The world needs to know how good Scottish comedians are because people are missing out on amazing comedians.

  • @konniemac316
    @konniemac316 4 года назад +257

    It took me several Kevin Bridges videos to pick up his accent, since I’m American. I love this guy and I watch over and over, to the point now when I show my friends, I’m sorta translating for them.

    • @paulbyrne4214
      @paulbyrne4214 4 года назад +16

      Yep because you're American...classic

    • @nathanmahoney6223
      @nathanmahoney6223 4 года назад +60

      @@paulbyrne4214 guy watches kevin bridges a few times and reckons hes a multilingual type bastard.

    • @marksinclair946
      @marksinclair946 4 года назад +6

      Gonnaenodaethat

    • @air9music
      @air9music 4 года назад +50

      @@nathanmahoney6223 next thing ya know, he'll be putting "Glaswegian" in his languages section on Facebook.

    • @nathanmahoney6223
      @nathanmahoney6223 4 года назад +7

      @@air9music hahaha after that he'll be getting on jeremy kyle with some iron bru.

  • @94RIPCobain
    @94RIPCobain 2 года назад +11

    This man is legend! I love his material. You should watch this with subtitles, RUclips is having a stroke trying to understand him.

  • @anilbayir359
    @anilbayir359 Год назад +8

    I dont know how many times I have watched this. Such a simple yet incredibly funny story. The way he depicts with comments and narration is just simply awesome 😂😂

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 11 дней назад +1

    Anyone who just really is so appreciative of this first brilliant Stand up of Kevin and find such a lovely Dean and Nala beauty.??❤❤

  • @adambritain5774
    @adambritain5774 3 года назад +27

    Kev. I. N has some amazing material but the start of this where he leads on to “we got we act together, pronto” is absolute gold.

  • @herceg6772
    @herceg6772 Год назад +8

    “trying to figure out their BMI” 😂😂😂😂

  • @karenlee-johnston7118
    @karenlee-johnston7118 11 месяцев назад +7

    I’m Glaswegian and I’ve always said in jest- you might get stabbed but at least they’ll phone you an ambulance before they run away with your phone! 😂😂😂😂

  • @chijunho
    @chijunho 9 месяцев назад +4

    This never gets old. Can't believe I was in the audience for this classic.

  • @mauricedear5809
    @mauricedear5809 2 года назад +7

    ...never thought I would ever wish I was Scottish....love you mate.

  • @markbruce5745
    @markbruce5745 2 года назад +8

    "In Edinburgh it would be at least a fiver" 😂

  • @Emma_Rosa
    @Emma_Rosa 3 года назад +12

    "Panic over" 😭😭😭👌

  • @ReesZzz
    @ReesZzz Год назад +14

    You know it’s gold when your audience asks you to re-tell the same joke in future performances. They all know what’s coming. They all know the punchlines. But it doesn’t get old.
    Gold. Pure gold.

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 3 года назад +9

    when he says "fattyyy" hahahahaahhaha

  • @ivanatetkic5222
    @ivanatetkic5222 5 месяцев назад +1

    One of my favorite jokes ever. First time I've heard it, bearly understood him😂😂 but still couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Brilliant act, brilliant joke.

  • @sixer6er
    @sixer6er 3 года назад +25

    He’s a genius. He really is.

  • @ScratchyBaws
    @ScratchyBaws Год назад +3

    This will never ever grow old.

  • @michaelcarroll2572
    @michaelcarroll2572 3 года назад +6

    My fave comedian..saw him in Leeds and had Me in stitches

  • @vanram8310
    @vanram8310 4 года назад +46

    in Edinburgh we talking a fiver!

    • @fraserwatsn
      @fraserwatsn 3 года назад

      @Latest Obsession ken man

    • @void7020
      @void7020 3 года назад

      Oh aye Edinburgh is a fucking London copycat Glasgow is the capital of Scotland

    • @murray930
      @murray930 3 года назад

      @@void7020 incorrect but whatever.

    • @mkace2198
      @mkace2198 3 года назад

      We’ll just take yer shoes here in Livi

  • @drewl4921
    @drewl4921 3 года назад +21

    The funniest story I’ve ever heard🤣

    • @ianmcdonagh692
      @ianmcdonagh692 3 года назад +1

      You might also like Bert Krieschers "The Machine" story.

  • @ironbrothers607
    @ironbrothers607 3 года назад +5

    Funny as , classic story brilliantly told👍

  • @ThreeRunHomer
    @ThreeRunHomer 3 года назад +5

    This is his best bit. 👍🏼

  • @soggybottom3463
    @soggybottom3463 Месяц назад

    It just never gets old, I'm sure I've upvoted this on every other thread also. You should too. ..AYYYYYe. YUUUUhhhhh!....

  • @ernestwarrior2492
    @ernestwarrior2492 3 года назад +3

    Cracks me up , Brilliant Storytelling.

  • @steve-marsh
    @steve-marsh Год назад +1

    For once I can say I WAS THERE!!!! 🎉

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 3 года назад +4

    kevin i watchthis bit every night b4 bed n cant stop laughing thanks mate

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 3 года назад

      grandma you listening? meet you soon jajaja

  • @caronlynch8593
    @caronlynch8593 2 года назад +3

    He makes everything better.

  • @SatayKebab
    @SatayKebab 2 месяца назад

    1 of my favorite comedians 😂

  • @SternKylar
    @SternKylar 3 года назад +7

    The subtitles on this are hilarious

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 3 года назад +2

      Right! Glasgow - “Europe’s mod Thor capital.”

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 3 года назад +18

    THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT JOKES AND TWISTS IVE EVER HEARD AND I WATCH A LOT OF COMEDY

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 2 года назад +1

      Still here watching this jewel what a funny thing it lights my day!!

    • @jideamao8087
      @jideamao8087 9 месяцев назад

      ❤❤

  • @scany1980
    @scany1980 3 года назад +6

    Just brilliant!!!

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 3 года назад +34

    I thought this joke couldn’t get any funnier until I watched it with the subtitles.
    “fart boy”.

  • @dannys7151
    @dannys7151 3 года назад +5

    Panic over! Brilliant 🤣

  • @bloodbriar
    @bloodbriar 11 месяцев назад

    Oh my g-d, I was laughing so hard I had to rewind cause I missed everything after the minute mark....'mental, but friendly mental.'

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 2 года назад +4

    And here weve got a Gentleman... lost it in tears....for a pound

  • @Awetopsy1703
    @Awetopsy1703 5 месяцев назад +1

    Epic comedy right here !!!!

  • @stevesteve513
    @stevesteve513 2 года назад +1

    I always thought he said "your gettin stomped" LOL

  • @ironbrothers607
    @ironbrothers607 3 года назад +3

    Ha , love that story so so funny just brilliant 👍

    • @dominicwestealing
      @dominicwestealing 4 месяца назад

      He stole it from a comedian at the time called Lloyd Langford. Shameless

  • @mcconditioning2046
    @mcconditioning2046 4 месяца назад +1

    THE best joke EVER.

  • @StuparuMR
    @StuparuMR 3 года назад +5

    Friendly madman LMFAO :))))((

  • @Wolf-gw6fu
    @Wolf-gw6fu 3 года назад +5

    1 of his best, alongside the unemployment 1 fuckin great man

  • @webb5668
    @webb5668 3 года назад +4

    Pure genius 👏 🤣🤣

  • @ciaranaiken8288
    @ciaranaiken8288 4 года назад +4

    Bloody brilliant😂

  • @icingcake
    @icingcake 3 года назад +3

    Damn remind me never to take a bus in Glasgow 🤣

    • @daisybelle1025
      @daisybelle1025 2 года назад +1

      Never take a night bus anywhere in the UK....

  • @grubstakes
    @grubstakes 4 месяца назад +2

    Seen u in belfast, it was absolutely side splitting. You should put the bus stop in all your tours as people expect it, it's what you're famous for. If u did it right at the end , the place would erupt. Love you Kevin ❤❤❤❤

  • @kini79
    @kini79 2 года назад +2

    Excellent sketch !

    • @dominicwestealing
      @dominicwestealing 4 месяца назад

      He stole this joke from a young comedian at the time called Lloyd Langford

  • @christopherdavies1759
    @christopherdavies1759 4 года назад +8

    A classic

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 3 года назад +4

    ya get daractions for da jaspital. its like dutch bro haha

  • @gavsmith1980
    @gavsmith1980 Год назад +1

    Brought here by the heckle video 😂

  • @Harkness197
    @Harkness197 4 года назад +10

    He's so freaking funny!

    • @fraserwatsn
      @fraserwatsn 3 года назад +3

      well ur no Scottish r ye

  • @BlauveltBurns
    @BlauveltBurns Год назад

    One of the funniest scenes…ever

  • @jaycuzz5034
    @jaycuzz5034 3 года назад +2

    The best!!!

  • @regreid3956
    @regreid3956 4 года назад +10

    Best comedian since Lee Mack for me.love him.and a Celtic man to boot ☘️☘️☘️

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 4 года назад +21

    Hoy you, Hoy you, Aye you.

  • @jonoherring4077
    @jonoherring4077 3 года назад +1

    I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ApplemaxxMusicMedia
    @ApplemaxxMusicMedia 3 года назад +4

    A true craft master 🙌

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 3 года назад +3

    GLASGOOOOO

  • @Will-ux1dg
    @Will-ux1dg 3 года назад +15

    We Scots have a strange sense of fun , but we are real bad bastards if you want us to be lol He just says as it is

  • @stephanielennox1852
    @stephanielennox1852 2 года назад +1

    Me coming here after that one Belfast show 😂

  • @joedennehy386
    @joedennehy386 Год назад +1

    A genius

  • @harrypadam6631
    @harrypadam6631 2 года назад

    LEGEND

  • @loucipher67
    @loucipher67 4 года назад +5

    keep going bud you'll get paid or we won't watch

  • @kristopherjones9495
    @kristopherjones9495 3 года назад +3

    The joke that made him. Unbelievable

    • @KennethMavor
      @KennethMavor 3 года назад +1

      ....go look for the joke "did someone take a shite in my kettle"....that started him off.

  • @Sequekhan
    @Sequekhan 2 года назад

    When you're on stage trying to tell some new ones and they just keep asking for the bus stop joke aye

  • @dye5915
    @dye5915 2 месяца назад

    3:57 lol

  • @GregoreLopez
    @GregoreLopez 4 месяца назад

    brilliant

  • @DunnGolfing
    @DunnGolfing 4 года назад +19

    5 thumbs down cause he said it's good to be in Edinburgh lol harsh but true

  • @Guvna75
    @Guvna75 4 года назад +1

    Legend

  • @kevinjamesdawes7223
    @kevinjamesdawes7223 Год назад +1

    I used get the plane from Heathrow to gateshead but sometimes back to Glasgow and it was always a nightmare for airport staff and any women just wanting to get the last plane out of Heathrow to Glasgow.

  • @PlanetWomble
    @PlanetWomble 2 года назад

    Very funny.

  • @johnmcmullen7510
    @johnmcmullen7510 Год назад

    Yass Kev m8

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray
    @MichaelKingsfordGray Год назад +1

    I would have responded: No. You give ME that knife, or I'll take it from you. The best deal that you'll ever get for the rest of your short life.

  • @Le_reaper
    @Le_reaper 2 года назад +1

    2:51

  • @johnjhon-ef7nv
    @johnjhon-ef7nv 5 месяцев назад

    Funny as fuck

  • @fozzybear8878
    @fozzybear8878 4 года назад +6

    No ending. :(

  • @olivierp9159
    @olivierp9159 4 месяца назад

    I didn't know that

  • @edwardocumberbatch7353
    @edwardocumberbatch7353 4 года назад +2

    Legitimately crying

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 года назад +8

    Offer to buy the knife off him for a tenner. As soon as you have the knife, use it to mug him for your tenner back, plus whatever else he has in his pockets.

  • @marcmassey6261
    @marcmassey6261 3 года назад

    Tht was me can tell you were tht happend

  • @bruce24r29
    @bruce24r29 2 года назад

    2:50 chaps

  • @edgar882
    @edgar882 2 года назад

    The only thing I wish is If he said "you got change for 2 quid"

  • @mylesdean7416
    @mylesdean7416 8 месяцев назад

    turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis"
    The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness.
    I hope this helps.

  • @fishsticks8155
    @fishsticks8155 Год назад +2

    This guy is responsible for half of Great Britains sense of humor. When's the next special lol

  • @michaellynch762
    @michaellynch762 Год назад

    💛

  • @maximumbygraves9580
    @maximumbygraves9580 10 месяцев назад

    And in Edinburgh it would've been a fiver... 🙂

  • @MrPink-ys8oq
    @MrPink-ys8oq 4 года назад

    Kevin "fat schoolgirl" Bridges

  • @tvi9258
    @tvi9258 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @constantino1889
    @constantino1889 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Polandsyndromebodybuilding
    @Polandsyndromebodybuilding 2 года назад +1

    Hoi yuuh

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster 11 месяцев назад +1

    Did he pay?

    • @mylesdean7416
      @mylesdean7416 8 месяцев назад

      No, turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis"
      The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness.
      I hope this helps.

  • @georgematthews6047
    @georgematthews6047 3 года назад

    Sure Kevin is funny but try watching it with the subtitles on

  • @nay8101
    @nay8101 Год назад

    😂😂

  • @billsedge7360
    @billsedge7360 3 года назад

    How did it end ??🥴

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 2 года назад

      I am guessing that he gave him a quid, as he lived to tell the tale.