John Hodgman: A brief digression on matters of lost time

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @EternalTina
    @EternalTina 14 лет назад +16

    This one always (yes, I've seen it more times that I bother to count) send shivers down my spine. It's so beautiful.

    • @bassemb
      @bassemb 6 лет назад +1

      Same here.

  • @MintyMindedThinks
    @MintyMindedThinks 10 лет назад +28

    Wow, great job making this extended metaphor sound like a quirky, entertaining monologue.
    Before he goes off accusing people of being aliens, he establishes how vast the universe is, and how he had trouble relating. Each of the people he told stories about were people that reached out in some way to him, and how he lost an opportunity to spend time or connect further with them. How the aliens guided our evolution, and how his latter relationship had him doing things he'd never tried before. Great stuff, bravo.

  • @FeederForLife
    @FeederForLife 11 лет назад +34

    You can tell how shy he is when he's doing public speaking. Even though that's kind-of his job, he still glances around nervously and looks ill at ease.
    Nevertheless, this is a truly beautiful story. The alien stuff serves as a sort of extended metaphor/recurring motif to tie it all together and to provide some great laughs, but the heart of the story is, in my view, the truly moving comments on the human condition, growing up, adolescence, loneliness, companionship, and love. It's hard to classify this presentation: It's sort of like stand-up comedy with soul and with occasional emotional gems nestled in between the jokes.

    • @Unlocktube
      @Unlocktube 10 лет назад +5

      Shyness is not really relevant to public speaking. Anybody who has had occasion to speak in public to a room of a couple hundred people will understand that you will always feel a bit hot under the collar. If you didn't there would be something wrong.

    • @muimuiovo
      @muimuiovo 8 лет назад +3

      hes not quite shy, if you listen to his podcast,which is halarious.its called Judge John Hodheman

  • @StephenDeagle
    @StephenDeagle 16 лет назад +10

    Wow, I had no idea John Hodgman was such an impressive storyteller. That was really enjoyable to watch. Thanks again, TED!

  • @OneMoreTag
    @OneMoreTag 9 лет назад +27

    "And so, I sure am glad I did not slow down to talk to her. I sure am glad I never saw her again."

  • @davidgori4500
    @davidgori4500 4 года назад +9

    "That's not true, but it is strange." John Hodgeman at his best.

  • @Fortress333
    @Fortress333 16 лет назад +9

    Sublime. One of my favorite TED Talks.

  • @rayloewe6502
    @rayloewe6502 4 года назад +3

    I did not watch the skies, but the very end of the street where the buses and cars and pedestrians and little scooters were moving along. And I watched those constellations shift, hoping that they would part and I would see her face. It was at that moment, in that very small town of 30,000 or so, that I truly appreciated the vastness of the universe and the searching we might do in it.
    So beautiful :)

  • @iHooDoo
    @iHooDoo 15 лет назад +17

    he has such a way with words

  • @fjafjan
    @fjafjan 16 лет назад +10

    A funny and emotional story about love and strangers. I think you might want to watch it again and think some more.

  • @Ch28Kid
    @Ch28Kid 16 лет назад +12

    I think this is the best TED talk ever!
    His new book, SOOOOOOO FUNNY! Go to amazon and buy it.

    • @frenzalrhomb109
      @frenzalrhomb109 6 лет назад +2

      Ch28Kid what's life like nine years later?

  • @snapfest10
    @snapfest10 3 года назад +2

    I love this talk, I always come back for this! His books are excellent as well!

  • @puellanivis
    @puellanivis 16 лет назад +7

    I enjoyed this. It was a sweet rambling story, and I thought it was cute and adorable. I suppose I can only hope that the guy who falls in love with me has such a sweet story to tell.

  • @sauen20
    @sauen20 12 лет назад +4

    Gotta love this... He really pulls you into his story!

  • @someguynamedelan
    @someguynamedelan 14 лет назад +5

    Geez, his timing is so perfect here. 21st century straight man.

  • @ridita5221
    @ridita5221 6 лет назад +3

    This man is amazing. I wish I could meet him in person.

  • @SoundMusicVideo
    @SoundMusicVideo 13 лет назад +5

    Thank you for sharing John

  • @Elaina43
    @Elaina43 16 лет назад +2

    There can never be "Too Much Information," John!
    Thanks for sharing this bit.

  • @MissVelvetElle
    @MissVelvetElle 12 лет назад +2

    That made me smile! Very romantic at the end, too!

  • @muttbuttdotcom
    @muttbuttdotcom 16 лет назад +1

    I found the ending very touching and enjoyed his dry winding storytelling style. bravo!

  • @badmovebaker
    @badmovebaker 12 лет назад +4

    Aw, I think I love him more now.

  • @PhilWithCoffee
    @PhilWithCoffee 14 лет назад +1

    I don't know what it is, but I could listen to more of these stories. Very good.

  • @cripmeister9104
    @cripmeister9104 4 года назад +1

    I go back and watch this talk a couple of times each year - I'm weird :)

  • @quackerzdb
    @quackerzdb 16 лет назад +1

    That story at the end was beautiful.

  • @nicechordwiwi
    @nicechordwiwi 9 лет назад +13

    Hi I'm a PC

  • @walop
    @walop 10 лет назад +5

    Wow! Windows 8 is now lecturing at TED.

  • @TiniestViolin
    @TiniestViolin 15 лет назад +1

    Hodgman himself has been a Macintosh user since 1984. He broke my heart.

  • @Diamnds10
    @Diamnds10 9 лет назад +5

    Beautiful story, and so entertaining.

  • @Cerberus221
    @Cerberus221 15 лет назад +1

    3:50 you can see he is trying not to giggle. ^^. Great TED talk.

  • @AngilasGuy
    @AngilasGuy 16 лет назад +2

    That is, the most cute geeky, nerdy.... Thing I've ever heard. Loved it.

  • @martian2lee
    @martian2lee 9 лет назад +5

    Beautiful story!

  • @killlersquid
    @killlersquid 16 лет назад +3

    So great. Hodgman is amazing.

  • @AriasFco
    @AriasFco 16 лет назад +1

    "John Kellogg Hodgman[1] (born June 3, 1971) is an American author and humorist. In addition to his published written work, such as The Areas of My Expertise, he is best known for his personification of a PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertising campaign and his correspondent work on Comedy Centrals The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." Taken from wikipedia xD LoL

  • @BoozyBeggar
    @BoozyBeggar 16 лет назад +1

    "Hey, I'm a Mac."
    "And hey, I'm a real computer."

  • @MonkeyBallZ214
    @MonkeyBallZ214 16 лет назад +2

    I never realized that he was more than just a comedian. I thought he just did jon stewart show. He's a pretty descent thinker.

  • @GnosticAtheist
    @GnosticAtheist 16 лет назад +1

    Very good presentation of a lengthy point.
    We are not alone, we have each other. :)

  • @waori
    @waori 16 лет назад

    This was very entertaining and very clever, I like the concept.

  • @XeKZeN
    @XeKZeN 16 лет назад +1

    This is awesome
    Very entertaining
    "Hi, I'm a PC,
    and I'm the most advanced Bio-Computer on this planet" (only if I knew how to tap into its amazing capabilities I probably wouldn't be writing on here)

  • @PinkiePyro2011
    @PinkiePyro2011 8 лет назад

    I really wish that this one was uploaded in higher resolution.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 8 лет назад +1

      yeah.. the full effect of the comedy is lost without being able to count his nose hairs.

  • @MartyKane217
    @MartyKane217 12 лет назад +9

    I wish I had more thumbs to up

  • @svladcjelli4236
    @svladcjelli4236 16 лет назад +1

    Everyone should read "The Areas of My Expertise". Eventually I believe it will replace the internet as the most ubiquitous reference tool.

  • @Geoshi
    @Geoshi 13 лет назад +1

    This is awesome! So amazing.

  • @smartiboi
    @smartiboi 16 лет назад +1

    very enjoyable to watch

  • @eccemarco
    @eccemarco 16 лет назад

    very good! loved it!
    Is he the same guy of the MAC vs PC's ads?

  • @12233445566abc
    @12233445566abc 16 лет назад

    Hey John - I just wanted to tell you don't worry about people who say they "didn't get it" or "wtf was that about". Your story was clever, funny, and sweet, and I totally "got" it. Incidentally, I am open-minded enough to believe that encounters with under-cover ETs are possible and I think you probably are too and that's a big complement.

    • @firegirl4708
      @firegirl4708 2 года назад

      Tbh I don't understand this video could you explain a bit?

  • @Linuxrat
    @Linuxrat 16 лет назад +2

    Oh I agree! Hhe is such a delight to listen to.

  • @4merphie
    @4merphie 6 лет назад +1

    I think he's my favorite

  • @zzsql
    @zzsql 16 лет назад +2

    I wonder how he memorizes all this stuff.

  • @mconn2112
    @mconn2112 16 лет назад +1

    Hodgeman is an entertaining guy.

  • @RIOThacky
    @RIOThacky 10 лет назад +4

    240p WHY

    • @adnauseam23
      @adnauseam23 10 лет назад +1

      Because there's not much to see?

  • @cromicus
    @cromicus 16 лет назад

    yes. he also appears occasionally on the Daily Show

  • @ZetaLancer
    @ZetaLancer 13 лет назад +3

    50 people were replaced by alien clones.

  • @because88
    @because88 15 лет назад +1

    I love how I was played into the stereotypical nerd vibe, only to be fooled by a sweet and heartwarming (and well written) story. It only adds to my increasing suspicions that nerds are sexy. hella sexy.

  • @johndehner
    @johndehner 13 лет назад +1

    John Hodgman thanks sharing

  • @theoriginalanomaly
    @theoriginalanomaly 16 лет назад +2

    The PC guy... I see, I knew he looked familiar. Dune was an excellent book!

  • @micheldvorsky
    @micheldvorsky 14 лет назад +1

    Amazing stuff.

  • @papertigers142
    @papertigers142 16 лет назад +4

    Brilliant

  • @mastertheillusion
    @mastertheillusion 11 лет назад +3

    Brilliant and funny.

  • @jussts
    @jussts 13 лет назад +1

    "He had become, in his isolation, so deformed and so sexy that he had to talk through a kind of old timey radio to the outside world..."

  • @phantom902
    @phantom902 8 лет назад +3

    Soren brought me here.

  • @ChrisOrillia
    @ChrisOrillia 16 лет назад +1

    I'd look good on apple if he got more famous than the commercials, people noticing that the PC guy is smarter in real life.

  • @RadioLaboratory
    @RadioLaboratory 8 лет назад

    explain the construction of "Gobekli Tempi"

  • @rsr789
    @rsr789 6 лет назад +2

    That was so epic.

  • @glebber8709
    @glebber8709 15 лет назад

    and he's going to be in the first episode of series G in the brilliant Brit TV show QI!!

  • @awimagic
    @awimagic 16 лет назад

    oh yes i completely agree... he is a great orator and very entertaining one at that :D

  • @karobiawho6845
    @karobiawho6845 9 лет назад +1

    He reminds me of Person of interest's Finch.

  • @Freefalldreams
    @Freefalldreams 12 лет назад

    It really is. Agreed.

  • @Vadergeek
    @Vadergeek 14 лет назад

    So I'm not the only one who liked the navigators.

  • @adoomator
    @adoomator 13 лет назад

    An 18 minute apple commercial COOL. And for HL2 fans, does anybody notice his name is John HodGMAN. He is the Gman. :P

  • @Cryptiic6
    @Cryptiic6 12 лет назад +1

    I actually rather enjoyed it. Humour is a rather subjective topic however.

  • @rcpastor777
    @rcpastor777 16 лет назад +2

    great!

  • @Kings34100
    @Kings34100 13 лет назад +1

    I and this woman--we'll call her "Catherine Fletcher."

  • @SuperAtheist
    @SuperAtheist 16 лет назад +1

    is that you PC?
    linux says hi!

  • @Frabjous1
    @Frabjous1 12 лет назад +1

    "...And I'm a PC"

  • @TheGinsan3
    @TheGinsan3 10 лет назад +3

    Damn that alien looks damn creepy. Why do you have to keep showing the damn thing

  • @thinnairr
    @thinnairr 13 лет назад +1

    So many of these jokes just go right over me, high-level humor (something I don't hear often). lol

  • @ScottishAtheist
    @ScottishAtheist 16 лет назад

    Lovely and funny stories. :)

  • @mikedubya4427
    @mikedubya4427 16 лет назад

    You know, for the longest time I thought they were one and the same

  • @SteveBarton13
    @SteveBarton13 16 лет назад

    Well, he makes up stuff like Sedaris, I'll give you that.

  • @FHB71
    @FHB71 16 лет назад

    Different discussion.
    I "love" my Mac :-) I can just say "Once gone Mac, never gone back" ... and I am a computer scientist.

  • @maggitrymbill
    @maggitrymbill 16 лет назад +1

    I'm really not sure if he was joking about everything or if he is serious and just talking about it with sarcasm .. :-/

  • @undocumentedspot
    @undocumentedspot 15 лет назад

    Yes, I know, but I'm basing the assessment on his role. (;
    He is actually Microsoft Hodgman Build 7100.43.21 Ultimate Edition SP2
    His glasses is Nvidia 3d vision
    Microsoft deployed him to spy on Mac users, otherwise why he is so funny and he is a PC in Mac ads. couldn't they make the non-nerd guy a PC guy, and kept Hodgman the funny guy for a Mac? Coincidence? I don't think so

  • @Anonymous-rj7gc
    @Anonymous-rj7gc 2 года назад +1

    How is this not prolific?
    especially now

  • @toh192
    @toh192 12 лет назад

    Because a mac was suddenly not a personal computer.

  • @FHB71
    @FHB71 16 лет назад

    Hey, I didn't know his name: "Hi, I am a PC".

  • @mccote
    @mccote 16 лет назад +1

    take THAT Mac!

  • @boomtastic67
    @boomtastic67 15 лет назад +1

    Maybe now i want to be a PC...

  • @skhanifar
    @skhanifar 16 лет назад

    i feel like he's reading from a book

  • @Malchiar010695
    @Malchiar010695 12 лет назад

    I smoked a ton of pot once and forgot where I was for 2 hours

  • @g0m99
    @g0m99 16 лет назад

    He looks like the PC guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials

  • @MultiPaulinator
    @MultiPaulinator 12 лет назад +1

    I've experienced this 'lost time' before. My friends drove me to this bar for my birthday one year and after my seventh long island, I just knew they contacted their alien buddies telling them that they had me prepped to see what it looks like up my ass. Come to think of it, I've had more alien ass probes than I can count. There was even one alien who was strangely upfront about it, saying he was something called a "gastroenterologist" while this kind lady smiled and drugged me up...

  • @Bluehawk2008
    @Bluehawk2008 15 лет назад

    David Lynch's Dune is actually very un-Lynchian.

  • @Aaberg123
    @Aaberg123 16 лет назад

    Why Star Trek? My guess is "Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy".

  • @bluefirexde
    @bluefirexde 13 лет назад

    Hi, PC :)

  • @markcollins9142
    @markcollins9142 5 месяцев назад

    Sheldons ted rant

  • @aquaknot
    @aquaknot 16 лет назад +1

    Obviously you're wrong as Hodgman has quite a following and many people including myself find his satire extremely funny at times and at other times not. Your opinion on what your feel is Comedy is strictly that: an opinion.

  • @comradepinko
    @comradepinko 16 лет назад

    I am a delicious pizza.

  • @GnosticAtheist
    @GnosticAtheist 16 лет назад

    And by aliens you mean extra-terrestrials?

  • @boxant
    @boxant 16 лет назад +1

    Dune humor, awesome :)

  • @Silverjda
    @Silverjda 16 лет назад

    Is he the pc guy?