Roasting Every High School Student in 60 Seconds

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  • Roasting every high school student in 60 seconds.
    If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @ShivVZG
    @ShivVZG  4 года назад +11112

    I hope you all are having an awesome day! : )

    • @killuazoldyck8330
      @killuazoldyck8330 4 года назад +75

      can i get a heart pls

    • @Bmoney_2
      @Bmoney_2 4 года назад +14

      Becky Thammavong Columbine.

    • @vishy1x199
      @vishy1x199 4 года назад +9

      Give me a heart pls

    • @aqua6166
      @aqua6166 4 года назад +3

      You forgot the weebs and furries

    • @emperorblob7886
      @emperorblob7886 4 года назад +2

      Jokes on you only to of these are right for me

  • @elliot7094
    @elliot7094 4 года назад +5980

    “And when they get a high-paying job and become rich? Their kids will end up becoming the popular kids” is so clever

    • @vaibhavisrivastava9340
      @vaibhavisrivastava9340 4 года назад +212

      Bahaha no I am wasting all that money on myself lmao

    • @ayushipatil4504
      @ayushipatil4504 4 года назад +79

      The reality of life but maybe we can stop it

    • @SomethingToThinkAbout2002
      @SomethingToThinkAbout2002 4 года назад +7

      I know right

    • @lamourgladygesner4583
      @lamourgladygesner4583 4 года назад +23

      @@vaibhavisrivastava9340 nope you gone waste it your child it's systematic 😂

    • @bobthepotato4264
      @bobthepotato4264 4 года назад +120

      I don't want children because they're weird. I will invest in an army of gecko spawns who I will raise into the greatest geckos. No whining. No student loans. Just geckos.

  • @tanya4706
    @tanya4706 3 года назад +6406

    “when the smart kids grow up and get children, their kids will end up as the popular kids” THE ACCURACYYY

    • @LSPig
      @LSPig 3 года назад +127

      I immediately thought of the Kardashian family for some reason lmao

    • @Candy0615
      @Candy0615 3 года назад +312

      @@LSPig No one in that family is smart-

    • @kirangeorge4459
      @kirangeorge4459 3 года назад +52

      @@Candy0615 :O
      OMG LMAOOO

    • @bhagavad-gitakarma1604
      @bhagavad-gitakarma1604 3 года назад +37

      @@Candy0615 The late Rob Kardashian.
      I think today is his birthday.

    • @darlinghalifax928
      @darlinghalifax928 3 года назад +53

      @@Candy0615 Robert Kardashian Sr. is prolly one of the reasons why OJ Simpson didn't pay for his sins lmao

  • @acorn0
    @acorn0 2 года назад +493

    As a quiet kid people tend to forget you are there so you just end up with all the secrets.
    Which is perfect if you need to blackmail someone.

    • @djplonghead5403
      @djplonghead5403 Год назад

      I am the type of quiet kid that cannot be forgotten. I kick and outsmart anyone who said a word they should have writhing the entire school building. I ease drop on teachers and students and have turned out to make teachers wary of their actions.

    • @aditsaini5094
      @aditsaini5094 Год назад +2

      I like to bully awkward people hehe

    • @ravenstar1397
      @ravenstar1397 Год назад +15

      @@aditsaini5094 wtf

    • @bookgirl7393
      @bookgirl7393 Год назад +1

      literally me

    • @Daphne70
      @Daphne70 11 месяцев назад +2

      "As a" 💀

  • @michael0o0
    @michael0o0 Год назад +35

    The depressed kids is the most replayed part of the video... I think we all need a hug.

  • @Whizoji
    @Whizoji 3 года назад +1284

    at school he’s called the “Class Clown”
    but at home he’s really just “the depressed kid”

    • @coreling.q
      @coreling.q 3 года назад +8

      THANK you

    • @GagaBoy1346
      @GagaBoy1346 3 года назад +12

      THAT WAS LITERALLY ME

    • @taps3410
      @taps3410 3 года назад +13

      That's probably accurate for most. Some do it because they have trouble focusing and staying still. That'd be me.

    • @coreling.q
      @coreling.q 3 года назад +3

      @@GagaBoy1346 I AM LOUD AS WELL HELLO FELLOW CAPSLOCKER AAAHHH

    • @ericfernandes5910
      @ericfernandes5910 3 года назад +2

      This hit Harddddd

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 3 года назад +4024

    “The class clown treats high school as it really is... a joke”
    DAMN

  • @dp_artist_olivia2076
    @dp_artist_olivia2076 2 года назад +271

    "The class clown treats high school as it really is: a joke"
    Nice one. Also, an alternative title could be: Naming all high school student stereotypes in 60 seconds

  • @idkbalvan6303
    @idkbalvan6303 2 года назад +41

    The expelled kid (Based off of Chloe Price)
    - Was expelled for something serious
    - Has most likely family problems
    - Probably does drugs
    - Tomboy
    - Dyed hair
    - Smokes often
    - first language is slang
    - favorite finger is middle finger

    • @wisedred
      @wisedred Год назад +2

      Also subtitles as "punk" or "high cringe material"

    • @derraumdeuter2109
      @derraumdeuter2109 Год назад

      Lmao "favourite finger"

  • @ShadowDragon258
    @ShadowDragon258 3 года назад +4824

    "And their egos?"
    "Even bigger than their parent's bank account"
    APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 3 года назад +59

      Jeff Bezos: N-No IMPOSSIBLE

    • @DaFluffyOwl
      @DaFluffyOwl 3 года назад +33

      FYI Don't put cold water on a burn

    • @bensonhatch5423
      @bensonhatch5423 3 года назад +12

      Call an ambulance!!!

    • @user-mc2lg4iw9e
      @user-mc2lg4iw9e 3 года назад +2

      @@DaFluffyOwl why? (Questions is for educational purposes)

    • @DaFluffyOwl
      @DaFluffyOwl 3 года назад +30

      @@user-mc2lg4iw9e (Im not 100% sure about this but here I go) Basically when you have a burn the affected tissue fills with water (inflammation) and applying cold water or ice can cause that fluid to freeze and expand, killing the cells. This can cause the skin to then peel off or just cause it to die so it is usually better to use warm or room-temp water.

  • @StarryMidnight
    @StarryMidnight 3 года назад +6111

    “When the smart kids grow up and get high paying jobs their kids will become popular kids” LMFAO

    • @idk-ep1om
      @idk-ep1om 3 года назад +461

      it's honestly scary true tho

    • @dragonenvy0265
      @dragonenvy0265 3 года назад +118

      Clara Daniel not all of their kids, but most of them.

    • @casper7994
      @casper7994 3 года назад +21

      Love your profile pic 😌

    • @StarryMidnight
      @StarryMidnight 3 года назад +8

      Hazel Thompson Aww thankyou

    • @casper7994
      @casper7994 3 года назад +7

      @@StarryMidnight Yw :D

  • @EnyaTheDrakaina
    @EnyaTheDrakaina Год назад +92

    I love how accurate and non toxic this channel is.

    • @Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0r
      @Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0r Год назад +1

      The smart kids section... id disagree with. As a smart kid myself

  • @Hexigonic
    @Hexigonic 2 года назад +9

    “Dude with social anxiety”
    -afraid they will say the wrong thing
    -never converses
    -usually does good in class
    - does their own thing
    -converses when absolutely necessary
    -not depressed or in An abusive household, just very quiet

    • @user-sp6vu5ie3y
      @user-sp6vu5ie3y 2 года назад

      You going through sum rn bro….?

    • @Hexigonic
      @Hexigonic Год назад

      @@user-sp6vu5ie3y dawg this isn’t me 😭😭

  • @dv7551
    @dv7551 4 года назад +974

    ‘The smart kids children will become the popular kids’
    Never thought of that 🤯

    • @immanuelak2643
      @immanuelak2643 4 года назад +71

      im shocked and realised it is true. if i ever became rich i will NEVER let my kids be the popular one. they are bitches lol

    • @luna_loverr3465
      @luna_loverr3465 3 года назад +15

      1M subscribers with no video True if my kids were those bitchy kids in high school I would disown them

    • @aio6228
      @aio6228 3 года назад +16

      Jokes on you I'm not having kidsssss

    • @user-lr1rt3sz9u
      @user-lr1rt3sz9u 3 года назад +15

      We've created what we swore to destroy

    • @kalikafran719
      @kalikafran719 3 года назад +10

      Unless they're smart Asian kids that end up being strict Asian parents😂

  • @cream2406
    @cream2406 3 года назад +12505

    The Average Kids:
    -they’re just there
    -try to blend in
    -usually is friends with a lot of people (more like acquaintances, so basically they’ll say hi or something like that)
    -most likely is a good friend of one of the other categories
    -grades vary
    -just trying to get through life

    • @blazingfish8486
      @blazingfish8486 3 года назад +471

      I’m kinda friends with a lot of people and good friends with no one

    • @jblegend5272
      @jblegend5272 3 года назад +103

      That’s me

    • @RareSquid
      @RareSquid 3 года назад +166

      How the hell do you know who I am?

    • @ssiao3140
      @ssiao3140 3 года назад +18

      Me

    • @qstsorin6098
      @qstsorin6098 3 года назад +6

      👋

  • @pmorphie
    @pmorphie 2 года назад +91

    Mad respect to you for sending love to the depressed kids. As one, we are highly misunderstood and bullied.

    • @ralstain6374
      @ralstain6374 Год назад +2

      Yep, can agree.

    • @buffshrek6809
      @buffshrek6809 Год назад +6

      You're not depressed, you just do it for attention. I would know, I did it when I was in high school

    • @ralstain6374
      @ralstain6374 Год назад +9

      @@buffshrek6809 A Diagnosis of Depression from a certified doctor, aswell as 3 other mental disabilities states otherwise fella.

    • @shiny_crystal
      @shiny_crystal Год назад +5

      @@buffshrek6809 maybe some people do but there are actual depressed kids out there.

    • @buffshrek6809
      @buffshrek6809 Год назад +4

      @@shiny_crystal yeah but most of them just lie to get views on TikTok

  • @red_crownn
    @red_crownn 2 года назад +106

    "And their egos...?"
    "Are even bigger than their parent's bank account."
    Words cannot explain how much I laughed at that

  • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
    @fangabxyfangabxy8563 4 года назад +1567

    “Who cares cuz the class clown treats high school as it really is; a joke”
    The last time something got destroyed this hard the moon was born from the resulting debris!

    • @commies8707
      @commies8707 4 года назад +38

      Plus he's the secret depressed kid

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 4 года назад +14

      christos slerpas like a wise man once said;
      The happiest people are also the most broken

    • @ApathyLogos
      @ApathyLogos 4 года назад +2

      @@commies8707 Leo Valdez?

    • @amitjalan9935
      @amitjalan9935 4 года назад +2

      @@ApathyLogos don't get leo into this, it's far too emotional 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ApathyLogos
      @ApathyLogos 4 года назад +2

      @@amitjalan9935 So, more Leo. Got it. I ADORE Angst.

  • @sacchyrin2682
    @sacchyrin2682 3 года назад +2317

    “The quiet kid”
    “if you make them hate you
    well, lets just say...
    you wont survive highschool”
    wth man dont blow my cover

    • @itsskxrma_
      @itsskxrma_ 3 года назад +68

      Yea! I'm gonna have my cover blown in highschool cause of this guy XD

    • @lee2607
      @lee2607 3 года назад +88

      *pumped up kicks plays.*

    • @frogs_frogs6670
      @frogs_frogs6670 3 года назад +83

      Dude the quiet kid the quiet ones oooof they wont speak but they will listen carefully they will find your darkest secret's and they wont forget it that's why you won't survive high school if you make them mad

    • @nathaliesvt7685
      @nathaliesvt7685 3 года назад +12

      TR_muffin_head ᄋᄎᄋ love true I know this guy in my class that I hate I could expose him at any moment

    • @frogs_frogs6670
      @frogs_frogs6670 3 года назад +14

      @@nathaliesvt7685 wait till he starts a fight with you it will be more embarrassing and cool

  • @cherrybobacloud
    @cherrybobacloud Год назад +16

    I love the way you used the terms “mommy and daddy” when describing the popular kids and “they kiss up to teachers and parents” 💀

  • @glyzahbuenafe9598
    @glyzahbuenafe9598 2 года назад +4

    I love how you respect the Depressed ones since they are to have attention and affection. You're the only one who understands how to approach a depressed hs student or any depressed person at all....thankyou.

  • @youdontknowme9184
    @youdontknowme9184 3 года назад +3908

    Average kids:
    -have no unique personality traits
    -does whatever their freind does
    -meh

  • @zaydv
    @zaydv 4 года назад +5334

    The accuracy of this video is higher than my headshot percentage in CS:GO

    • @oreowithurea5018
      @oreowithurea5018 4 года назад +46

      Woah woah csgo reference here wasn't expecting that

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 4 года назад +78

      But not higher than the quiet kid's streak after you make him snap.

    • @emeraldkma
      @emeraldkma 4 года назад +32

      So not that accurate

    • @flarfatron2190
      @flarfatron2190 4 года назад +16

      What is it then 6%

    • @evilgayrobot
      @evilgayrobot 4 года назад +12

      A lot of numbers are higher than one

  • @zed5287
    @zed5287 2 года назад +4

    I love what you did for the depressed kids. I’m in middle school, and depressed kids are everywhere. I have at least 2 friends who are or have been really depressed. Anyway, thanks.

  • @strife2746
    @strife2746 11 месяцев назад +3

    The part about the depressed kids was surprisingly wholesome.

  • @2375edsuhnoiux
    @2375edsuhnoiux 3 года назад +15262

    Since I'm the quiet kid, everyone talks to me so I know everyone's secrets.

    • @pyronickofficial
      @pyronickofficial 3 года назад +377

      Same

    • @officialteaoflife9026
      @officialteaoflife9026 3 года назад +1159

      That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

    • @bean5157
      @bean5157 3 года назад +671

      Yeah, over the years people have felt bad for me and invited me to their groups, and I usually leave after maybe a semester. But I leave knowing some stuff that I shouldn't...

    • @superjc2528
      @superjc2528 3 года назад +174

      And then you’re not quiet virtually

    • @hiworldman2299
      @hiworldman2299 3 года назад +222

      I am the quiet kid but I have a group of about 5-6 OUT THERE kids so I know... hmmmm........... ALL OF EVERYONES SECRETS... except for the other quiet kids

  • @avocado3-in-182
    @avocado3-in-182 4 года назад +1990

    Hey you, depressed kid, take this virtual hug and the “everything is gonna be ok, life sucks, but always carry on!” card that I made.

    • @angiexx08
      @angiexx08 3 года назад +31

      ✨💛hi thanks for checking in 💛✨
      😔Im still a piece of garbage 🗑

    • @daddywiggle4586
      @daddywiggle4586 3 года назад +3

      Thank you so much. I wish you a good day/night whatever 💖

    • @mrspider9956
      @mrspider9956 3 года назад +2

      thank you, you too!!

    • @rk800connorimtheandroidsen3
      @rk800connorimtheandroidsen3 3 года назад +3

      Lady Kira no u aren't,u are beautiful. don't hate urself,u are special,u just haven't seen it yet.

    • @frogs_frogs6670
      @frogs_frogs6670 3 года назад +2

      Social distancing! Give me a bag of these hugs I'm in the test season

  • @Severeradiation
    @Severeradiation Год назад +8

    As the class clown in most of my classes, I actually get straight A scores. The teachers usually tell me I’m too bright to disrupt class so much but It’s fun and doesn’t take away from my learning lmao

    • @shiny_crystal
      @shiny_crystal Год назад

      one time i was throwing paper airplanes and the teacher said "you think that because 100% on the test that you can do whatever you want? well you're right. as long as you have an A I don't care. if you're messing around and have a D or an F that's a different story." bro rlly scared me there lol.

  • @michaeltrindade7225
    @michaeltrindade7225 Год назад +1

    You covered my category the right way. I am the class clown, everything you said is so true 😂

  • @ceoofbased6850
    @ceoofbased6850 4 года назад +32755

    Plot Twist : The Class Clown is secretly The Depressed Kid

    • @iwantsleep8079
      @iwantsleep8079 3 года назад +1079

      Why not b o t h ?

    • @stawo311
      @stawo311 3 года назад +460

      sad yee yee

    • @Julz01
      @Julz01 3 года назад +859

      the class clown in my class is actually the smartest one ;-;

    • @stardust4082
      @stardust4082 3 года назад +60

      oof- leo be like

    • @wolfkid4297
      @wolfkid4297 3 года назад +398

      Honestly that makes sense because people who are depressed tend to hide it behind fake smiles and forced laughter and use jokes to change topics. Or maybe it’s that everyone laughs at their smallest mistakes that made them feel so unloved and unwanted. I have a friend with depression.. but I’ll help them though it to the best of my capability, just the same as they help me through my anxiety.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +6069

    If you make the quiet kid hate you then you won't survive high-school
    Is this an American joke I'm too non-American to understand?

    • @hannah-fg5rc
      @hannah-fg5rc 4 года назад +769

      yes.

    • @popsjr
      @popsjr 4 года назад +439

      Just imagine your American cup song video... just real and on a much larger scale

    • @bruhhurb5267
      @bruhhurb5267 4 года назад +35

      Yep

    • @inferno7997
      @inferno7997 4 года назад +378

      The quiet kid in your class probably holding angers too, you just don't realise it

    • @EchoesOfArson
      @EchoesOfArson 4 года назад +32

      Darn it, beat me to it

  • @MoaDiarys
    @MoaDiarys 2 года назад

    Being the quiet kid pays of because they think I’m just zoning out or something but I’m actually eavesdropping on there conversation. It’s really interesting to listen to what other people talk about, I also have really god hearing so it’s easy to here people.

  • @jacey..s
    @jacey..s Год назад +1

    forgot about the floater kids who everyone knows and doesn’t exactly have a friend group but still can be like best friends with everyone popular or not

  • @problemistas
    @problemistas 3 года назад +9111

    "the class clown treats high school as it really is"
    "a joke."
    truer words have never been spoken

    • @coreling.q
      @coreling.q 3 года назад +99

      Our class clown is currently dead :D
      We have NO GODDAMN SENSE OF HUMOR HERE

    • @GagaBoy1346
      @GagaBoy1346 3 года назад +32

      BETA WHAT HAPPENED? :’(

    • @coreling.q
      @coreling.q 3 года назад +82

      @@GagaBoy1346
      it's a school joke lmao when someone leaves the school we talk abut them in the past tense like they're dead
      "Daniel T. Is no longer with us" etc it's funnn

    • @ihatemice_elf
      @ihatemice_elf 3 года назад +15

      Beta Pup DANIEL TUMOR?? fRoM mY cLaSs wOw

    • @coreling.q
      @coreling.q 3 года назад +8

      @@ihatemice_elf wrong Daniel uwu I have no idea who that is

  • @twerkingsanta
    @twerkingsanta 3 года назад +1677

    The fake bullys: they try to scare people but even an 8 year old can beat the shit out of them.

    • @Beth-mp9ej
      @Beth-mp9ej 3 года назад +25

      Thats just, the 3rd string athletes.

    • @friendlyfrenzy3498
      @friendlyfrenzy3498 3 года назад +20

      Basically all bullies

    • @JonathanB139
      @JonathanB139 3 года назад +8

      Ha lul well that 8 year old would have to be my brother. Or they probably won’t be able to out strength the obviously bigger and stronger kid

    • @sebbyramirez2031
      @sebbyramirez2031 3 года назад +1

      @@JonathanB139 r/woosh

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 3 года назад +3

      Someone's salty lol

  • @user-yg2uy8bc8q
    @user-yg2uy8bc8q Год назад +1

    Wow that you did with the depressed category really had my heart.

  • @Digitalgalaxy2
    @Digitalgalaxy2 Год назад

    The teachers pet thing is so true. A new student joined my form and she exactly fits the description.

  • @jaywilson8732
    @jaywilson8732 4 года назад +11387

    Here’s a hug for anyone who is depressed or sad or just needs a hug 🤗
    Edit: Also good luck in school everyone :D

    • @honeymustard881
      @honeymustard881 4 года назад +353

      I need it bruh

    • @breadd8072
      @breadd8072 4 года назад +193

      I’m not depressed but I’m sad so can I have a hug

    • @bipbeedippy3954
      @bipbeedippy3954 4 года назад +72

      Thanks :)

    • @codyheron7388
      @codyheron7388 4 года назад +66

      Thanks bro 🤗
      Spread the love

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 года назад +395

      This thread is so wholesome : )

  • @koziaGD
    @koziaGD 3 года назад +2981

    “The depressed kids
    -Just give them a hug”
    I shared this video with a couple friends bc i though they would think it was funny, i got a lot of hugs lmfao.

  • @DepthPerceptionEnjoyer
    @DepthPerceptionEnjoyer Год назад

    I am a combination of the smart kid, the class clown, and the teacher's pet.
    AMA

  • @arandomstranger2348
    @arandomstranger2348 2 года назад +1

    me wondering what student clique i'd fit into because i feel like i could fit into a lot of those cliques

  • @soloscoots6918
    @soloscoots6918 3 года назад +1212

    You forgot the skaters:
    -super chill
    -usually bad grades
    -never at school
    -usually stoned

    • @1reptile121
      @1reptile121 3 года назад +76

      The skaters I know are not chill, they are assholes who think they are tough and try to get in fights all the time even though they are like 100 pounds lmao

    • @pinecosin
      @pinecosin 3 года назад +2

      me but not a skater

    • @soloscoots6918
      @soloscoots6918 3 года назад +8

      1Reptile1 yeah there are the unfortunate and rare instances where you will meet jerk skaters, try to avoid them

    • @rickylol4099
      @rickylol4099 3 года назад +2

      Skaters:
      Annoying

    • @soloscoots6918
      @soloscoots6918 3 года назад +3

      rickylol 40 bruh how

  • @justgiveaniggaafry...2068
    @justgiveaniggaafry...2068 3 года назад +876

    “Their kids end up becoming the popular kids”... damn, that’s tuff...

    • @realestofall7415
      @realestofall7415 3 года назад +76

      And then the 40% popular kids will have children and they end up being the bully. It’s like a circle. Then the bully has children and tells their children to not make the same mistakes they did and they will have “the smart ones” then the smart ones will have popular kids and the popular kids... well.. you see where im going.

    • @kwilesvolleyball2028
      @kwilesvolleyball2028 3 года назад +1

      @@J.PC.Designs yes 3d rendering

    • @finnfasty2347
      @finnfasty2347 3 года назад

      Well I guess that means I’m popular lol

    • @felibata3032
      @felibata3032 3 года назад +2

      I have a friend who is "the popular girl". Many people hate her but I just feel bad for her because her parents are never around. We've been friends for a long time and they only showed up to like...maybe one of her birthday parties and even then they were there for 2 hours and then went somewhere else. (Btw, her birthday parties rock. She always finds these really fun places to celebrate like quests or some restaurant (when we were younger) with animators. Idk how her parents could skip them.) Yeah, she's kind of spoiled and can sometimes be mean, but her parents' gifts are basically all she ever gets from them. And to be honest, I would have probably ended up the same if I had her parenting.

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 3 года назад +1

      @@J.PC.Designs or just be awesome enough to exceed those expectations insanely and the ego inflates exponentially

  • @mobilexgamer2212
    @mobilexgamer2212 2 года назад

    Woah this my second video of this channel and already love this channel

  • @crispycherry7918
    @crispycherry7918 2 года назад

    I think the class clown is either hated or loved by teachers:
    Also: the favorite- the random kid who shows up to your class and hangs out with the teacher while simultaneously skipping his current class

  • @camorandom3760
    @camorandom3760 4 года назад +4260

    Mentions the “quiet kid.”
    OH, SO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN SCHOOLS I SEE.

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 4 года назад +437

      I'm the quiet kid in my school and honestly I wouldn't hurt anyone.
      Unless they're racist, sexist, homophobic or just assholes and then we'll see...
      (Nah just kidding I'll probably just scream at them I can't fight for shit)

    • @leafy1694
      @leafy1694 4 года назад +77

      Handsome Squidward Me the quiet kid that’s learning karate, okay but- Jk I don’t like hurting people but I will make everyone hate them :)

    • @boredassfatcat
      @boredassfatcat 4 года назад +27

      @@lesfrog649 boi, u r the QUIET KID, I seen some 9 year olds shoot up the bully with an M9 once

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 4 года назад +72

      @@boredassfatcat
      Wow good job America, 9 year olds with guns 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @TheOne-Aslan
      @TheOne-Aslan 4 года назад +17

      @@lesfrog649 2A baby! I'm kidding, it is messed up

  • @yogaa1784
    @yogaa1784 3 года назад +2500

    The "queen bee"
    -Usually a rich girl
    -she has a boyfriend and that's almost all she's talking about
    -she has a lot of exes, like...a damn lot
    -half of the class hate her, while the rest worship her
    -nothing is ever her fault

    • @undeadhoundoom3263
      @undeadhoundoom3263 3 года назад +121

      - Is usually social media obsessed and super girly
      - Meets up with the other queen bees in the girls bathroom during class

    • @undeadhoundoom3263
      @undeadhoundoom3263 3 года назад +25

      Also there are a lot of these in my middle school

    • @jilly4319
      @jilly4319 3 года назад +15

      that’s a popular kid

    • @Nrfq
      @Nrfq 3 года назад +23

      And always eats and chews gun really loud in the back of class lol

    • @gman7281
      @gman7281 3 года назад +1

      lolkid quietthe for that's

  • @owncascade8483
    @owncascade8483 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for giving advice to make the world a better place about the depressed kids section

  • @zaos7321
    @zaos7321 Год назад

    Nobody bullies the smart kid at my school, everyone actually asks them for answers and treats them very well

  • @etherealsalad2698
    @etherealsalad2698 4 года назад +1986

    "when they get high paying jobs their kids will become the popular kids"
    My parents: *grabs belt* don't even think about it

    • @cheeseeater9340
      @cheeseeater9340 4 года назад +14

      LMAOOO

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 года назад +27

      Mustiboi Salman it's just dark humor, it will be funny once u realize it's a joke and not actually happening

    • @Ahmed.4411
      @Ahmed.4411 4 года назад +4

      @Mustiboi Salman 🤦‍♂️ its just a joke to show parental strictness not real

    • @etherealsalad2698
      @etherealsalad2698 4 года назад +18

      @Mustiboi Salman how did you point out it was a joke in your first reply then forget it was a joke in your second

    • @Unknown-mi4ih
      @Unknown-mi4ih 4 года назад +4

      @Mustiboi Salman
      It's humour to make Kids happy who have these type of parents I've seen examples and been one
      It means theee not alone

  • @unclemyles7475
    @unclemyles7475 3 года назад +2679

    The confused kid:
    -doesn’t listen in class
    -asks everyone what you have to do after it has been explained
    -doesn’t listen to your conversations
    -asks you to repeat what you said
    -always daydreams
    -in a world of their own
    -doesn’t give a shit about anything
    This is my category

    • @__yklim
      @__yklim 3 года назад +59

      Lowkey me

    • @gabepixiv
      @gabepixiv 3 года назад +41

      ah yeah thats 100% me right there

    • @Zombie9312
      @Zombie9312 3 года назад +23

      I’m the confused quiet and depressed kid

    • @HirstMovies
      @HirstMovies 3 года назад +6

      this is me.......WHEN IT'S GEOGRAPHY

    • @asterr1495
      @asterr1495 3 года назад +3

      me..

  • @samuelrey98
    @samuelrey98 2 года назад +2

    As a former class clown, thank you for showing us love!

  • @lucasmendes3219
    @lucasmendes3219 2 года назад

    Omg, the friends thing in the smart kids segment Just roasted me.

  • @itsraynivii5061
    @itsraynivii5061 3 года назад +1271

    You: compliments quiet kid
    Quiet kid: scratches something off his notebook
    FRIENDSHIP 100

  • @Dubov1933
    @Dubov1933 3 года назад +1538

    Teacher: alright class, what comes before 47?
    Quiet kid in the back: *quietly whispers* “ak....”

  • @eveningraven
    @eveningraven 2 года назад

    Me:
    -Actively disrupts class since middle school but has straight As so doesn’t get sent to the office
    -the sick kid who’s always in the hospital
    -had a mental health crisis in elementary school but is pretty much fine now
    -obsessed with medical school
    -wrote that Siddhartha fanfic
    -admiration of Spanish teacher is entire personality
    -Draws in class
    -Tragic backstory fuels dark humor

  • @lelandwilt1565
    @lelandwilt1565 2 года назад

    My friend that's in highschool has been accepted to MIT recently and I made sure that he will NEVER spoil his kids and if I become good and get a really high paying job I will pay for necessities but make them work for anything else they want

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 3 года назад +2965

    You forgot art kids
    -Either extremely Social or Extremely Anti-social there is no in between.
    -50% chance they are gay
    -Usually a weeb and probably depressed

  • @raptorzyt3921
    @raptorzyt3921 3 года назад +4627

    *the common quiet kid, such as myself, knows everything, about everyone, and usually knows karate or some fighting technique*

  • @avathenerd
    @avathenerd Год назад

    as a teachers pet, the glowing letters of recommendation is worth it

  • @strawhat3084
    @strawhat3084 2 года назад

    Damn! After watching some of your videos, my English listening skills are going high 😂

  • @driphyxia
    @driphyxia 4 года назад +2556

    why was “dont annoy the quiet kid” not in the how to survive highschool? That seems like the most important one lol

    • @thomask1175
      @thomask1175 4 года назад +126

      "Don't make them hate you" seems close enough

    • @youarepretty5299
      @youarepretty5299 4 года назад +72

      Lmao I was the quiet kid. And I hate many ppl but never judged them they were only treating me with envy sooo... I make sure to not let them survive 🤭😊😊

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 года назад +59

      *Pumped Up Kicks starts playing.

    • @soidontthinkicanthinkofago4162
      @soidontthinkicanthinkofago4162 4 года назад +11

      Ohh and if a quiet kid has 1-2 friends.

    • @electricv564
      @electricv564 4 года назад +51

      "Better run better run, faster than my bullet"

  • @lizziesharp8091
    @lizziesharp8091 3 года назад +4628

    the two bestfriends:
    - always laugh in class over nothing
    - crack jokes at bad times
    - always together for projects
    - hitting each other

    • @Renshyra
      @Renshyra 3 года назад +51

      If I see the reply I expect to see I'm going to die inside

    • @metalheadsock1182
      @metalheadsock1182 2 года назад +27

      I used to be this but the second friend (my best friend) dropped out

    • @mannyfresh1546
      @mannyfresh1546 2 года назад +95

      I ain’t never seen 2 pretty best friends always gotta be a ugly one 🗿

    • @webzoid
      @webzoid 2 года назад +6

      That’s what’s happening in 6th grade summer school rn with me😂

    • @taleseylad1249
      @taleseylad1249 2 года назад +9

      I'm kinda like this with my best friend

  • @krustygureum
    @krustygureum Год назад

    Something about you saying “him or her” and “them” in the same sentence is so funny to me

  • @moistsparky9733
    @moistsparky9733 2 года назад

    My high school weirdly had a shit ton of fights but practically zero bullying

  • @lillian5353
    @lillian5353 3 года назад +1721

    I literally had a mind-blowing realization where he said the Smart Kids' who become rich will end up with children who are the Popular Kids. WE ARE THE CAUSE.

    • @adliala8987
      @adliala8987 3 года назад +40

      And you are referring to yourself as well?
      I'm sorry I just like questions that I know are un-answerable

    • @user-ro2ug1bv9r
      @user-ro2ug1bv9r 3 года назад +85

      i just hope my child will be a nice popular kid then

    • @preds43
      @preds43 3 года назад

      Gloaters...
      Lol

    • @skyhawkanimates7023
      @skyhawkanimates7023 3 года назад +2

      so true

    • @HoneyBee-yr6bn
      @HoneyBee-yr6bn 3 года назад +63

      Just don’t have kids. Easy solution.

  • @jacknapoli6366
    @jacknapoli6366 3 года назад +1651

    THAT kid:
    - good at sports
    - good at school
    - doesn’t try
    - still has great grades
    - doesn’t talk to anybody

    • @robot.9316
      @robot.9316 3 года назад +84

      I’m this and the quiet kid I’m mostly laid back and will talk if talked to but I will stay in corners and will not say a word the entire day will avoid people at all cost barley try but only get like cs and bs I’m decent with sports that involve my legs will call people out when they say stupid shit or hate the teacher for an irrational reason

    • @litningman06
      @litningman06 3 года назад +68

      This is me except without the good at sports part

    • @kiwi9660
      @kiwi9660 3 года назад +7

      me

    • @bueno595
      @bueno595 3 года назад +6

      that’s me

    • @nsdxe2764
      @nsdxe2764 3 года назад +13

      This is me except I talk to my friends

  • @s___akura
    @s___akura Год назад

    a lot of people have told me that im always "that quiet kid" in every school grade but its because i used to be an annoying talkative kid and figured out that everybody got annoyed and that i get too unmotivated to talk to people at school
    its relaxing to be sitting alone in a chair and stare at the whiteboard while everyone is friends with each other

  • @sum_rand0m
    @sum_rand0m Год назад

    A hug doesn't feel very roasty but it feels warm and toasty so I'm down

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 3 года назад +711

    Alternate title: The stereotypical people you see in tv and movies you'd never thought you would meet in real life but you did.

    • @mammt2100
      @mammt2100 3 года назад +10

      Never Met one of these people :)

    • @UdayTiddies
      @UdayTiddies 3 года назад +5

      @@mammt2100 hi! nice to meet you in this comment section... I'm one of them. but he didn't roast me :3

  • @shortboi_l
    @shortboi_l 3 года назад +508

    The loud kid
    -Always talking
    -Doesn’t breath in between sentences
    -Talks 10x louder than everyone in the room
    -If you tell them to tone it down they get 20x louder
    -You have no idea why your friends with them in the first place

    • @creaky8952
      @creaky8952 3 года назад +5

      Me lol

    • @daisycinnimon
      @daisycinnimon 3 года назад +4

      this is me

    • @gtl609
      @gtl609 3 года назад +17

      -Steals other people's jokes because then everyone laughs because objectively it was funny, then they believe that they are the funny one and tries to make up their own jokes, leading to them not being funny anymore and trying to get attention by stealing other people's jokes

    • @smallyoutuber9355
      @smallyoutuber9355 3 года назад +4

      About tell them to tone down the sound its always happen to me

    • @booberfraggle
      @booberfraggle 3 года назад +1

      I’m friends with one of those :’) I really don’t know why

  • @dickinson2204
    @dickinson2204 Год назад

    im a depressed kid myself and if he is going to list then they are going to be
    :have parents but they are a disapointment
    - no friends
    -chooses easy classes, but does not meet university requirements
    - doesnt participate in any sports
    -they go online school
    -they wear hoodies for a whole day
    -often quiet
    -no job

  • @lunaphoenix1785
    @lunaphoenix1785 2 года назад

    Thanks for giving me hugs!!😅

  • @asprix6354
    @asprix6354 3 года назад +472

    "top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss"

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 года назад +8

      @@the_j_machine2254 its kind of the point

  • @spexnic6263
    @spexnic6263 4 года назад +8062

    i got diagnosed with high severe anxiety and depression, and when you starts to talk about the depressed kid, im so happy to hear that

    • @thisisauniquename
      @thisisauniquename 3 года назад +337

      You get a virtual hug ❤️

    • @shadowwolflycan6176
      @shadowwolflycan6176 3 года назад +208

      Virtual hug 💞

    • @masterofdragons82
      @masterofdragons82 3 года назад +58

      Hmm my anxiety isn’t actually too big of a problem for me. Surprised when I heard other people say that. I guess my anxiety went down for me

    • @fran6197
      @fran6197 3 года назад +94

      I may not have depression, but I do have severe anxiety, so I’ll just send my own virtual head pat, we gotta support each other. ( T_T)\(^-^ )

    • @thelastghost8592
      @thelastghost8592 3 года назад +27

      Sorry to hear you have anxiety. I hope it’s not too hard on you though and that you overcome. I wish you good luck ☀️

  • @Luni_Duck
    @Luni_Duck 9 месяцев назад

    this man makes the quiet kid sound like a monster in it's 1000 year nap and if you provoke it you will be eaten

  • @mayaanderson7898
    @mayaanderson7898 2 года назад +1

    Enjoying my glowing letters of recommendation.

  • @ZeroRanger423
    @ZeroRanger423 3 года назад +9953

    Ah, you forgot about my category, the background kids!
    - Probably did well without trying in elementary/middle school
    - Leading to a serious lack of work ethic
    - After a certain point in the day they get super apathetic to everything and wish to just go home
    - Lots of acquaintances, few if any actual friends
    - Their grades tend to vary depending on how interested they are in a class
    - Massive nerd about one, maybe two things
    - Either incredibly quick or very slow to pick up on new trends
    - If the school were a movie, their chances of being even a secondary or tertiary character, let alone a main character, are so small that they're almost as small as your chances of noticing them when walking through the halls
    - A satellite to a lot of different friend groups, but never really part of any of them

  • @antidepressionguy247
    @antidepressionguy247 3 года назад +11681

    You not roasting depressed kids is wholesome. Have my like.

    • @arktischer
      @arktischer 3 года назад +204

      Name checks out

    • @frozenminer3241
      @frozenminer3241 3 года назад +171

      Because tjey have been roasted enough in their life

    • @jaykylehd20
      @jaykylehd20 3 года назад +15

      See this is why I dropped out

    • @jen-uz3kb
      @jen-uz3kb 3 года назад +42

      Ur username says it all

    • @MrClutch038
      @MrClutch038 3 года назад +9

      L

  • @NintendoNerd7824
    @NintendoNerd7824 2 года назад

    me
    -good scores despite not trying very hard
    -lacks motivation
    -bad social skills
    -gamer
    -close friends
    -self aware of his short comings and gets frustrated when they come up

  • @dahyun7633
    @dahyun7633 2 года назад +1

    This is TRUE FACTS.

  • @baggier
    @baggier 4 года назад +384

    the only person Eminem is afraid of

  • @gremlin_22
    @gremlin_22 3 года назад +1067

    In reality, the quiet kid is just trying to make it throught the day

    • @eeeeeeeee9381
      @eeeeeeeee9381 3 года назад +61

      Can confirm

    • @gremlin_22
      @gremlin_22 3 года назад +73

      @Jaster its actually those who have been bullied. 87% of those that were interview said that it was because they wanted revenge.

    • @rulerzreachf4nnnn
      @rulerzreachf4nnnn 3 года назад +54

      @Jaster But most quiet kids don't tend to be school shooters. Just because most school shooters are quiet kids doesn't mean all quiet kids are school shooters.

    • @rulerzreachf4nnnn
      @rulerzreachf4nnnn 3 года назад +1

      @Jaster ah, must of misread it then. I apologize for that lol

    • @Panagiotis-551
      @Panagiotis-551 3 года назад +1

      That's me

  • @younicekeepgoingjimin
    @younicekeepgoingjimin Год назад

    so true im subscribing

  • @musaahmed1004
    @musaahmed1004 Год назад

    The starting was too funny 🤣

  • @thepacific2933
    @thepacific2933 3 года назад +631

    The Depressed and The Quiet one
    -"ancient beings most likely to be able destroy the universe in one flick of a finger"

    • @lynxeatingspaguetti7688
      @lynxeatingspaguetti7688 3 года назад +31

      Me the quiet kid with an obsession for Russia: are you challenging me?

    • @randomiser9713
      @randomiser9713 3 года назад +26

      I'm the quiet kid and have the small sad. So I am 1.5 times stronger than a regular quiet kid if we do the math nicely.

    • @f3rc4str0
      @f3rc4str0 3 года назад +11

      Randomiser i am the quiet kid with happy and sad, i am the average and i now bow to ur greatness

    • @faraday3683
      @faraday3683 3 года назад +6

      I am the quiet kid who somehow gets into the smart classes with smart kid genetics from my parents and I am self aware so social interaction is a Nono.

    • @onlyanormalnoob9415
      @onlyanormalnoob9415 3 года назад +2

      Just a 11 year old that's a quiet kid and also depressed

  • @Finally_in_reverse
    @Finally_in_reverse 3 года назад +874

    If the depressed kid and quiet kid had a baby....it would be me

    • @augustmiller5202
      @augustmiller5202 3 года назад +65

      im your sibling

    • @onlyanormalnoob9415
      @onlyanormalnoob9415 3 года назад +10

      Same

    • @rynzoku8662
      @rynzoku8662 3 года назад +6

      me too

    • @dumbestofasses
      @dumbestofasses 3 года назад +52

      @Arron Caja ah yes very powerful and inspiring comment. interesting how you can simply see everything about this mate's life and decide he's not depressed or quiet. seems like you're the quirky one here.

    • @dumbestofasses
      @dumbestofasses 3 года назад +31

      @Arron Caja I honestly don't give a fuck if you're depressed. That doesn't give you the right to be a jerk to other people.

  • @Someone-sq8im
    @Someone-sq8im Год назад +1

    The Band Kids
    - They live in the band hall
    - Their life is music
    - They only ever talk to other band kids
    - They always stay late after school
    - And they probably don't have too many friends outside of the band
    - And yet they have inexplicably high grades

  • @zahra-zw7rl
    @zahra-zw7rl Год назад

    as a quiet kid we can relate to jane austen's "I was quiet, but not blind" cuz everybody be talkiing shit abt their friends beside me and they dont care since they think im whoever

  • @YY-rf8zk
    @YY-rf8zk 3 года назад +3648

    But the depressed kid is just the quiet kid So that hug might save my life.

    • @Linschutler
      @Linschutler 3 года назад +71

      im Kinda Both Quiet and Depressed

    • @thecoolchez3192
      @thecoolchez3192 2 года назад +39

      Most depressed people are secret about it

    • @erenssister.5535
      @erenssister.5535 2 года назад +115

      Hug the quiet kid before his bullets hug you.

    • @ughicanteven5896
      @ughicanteven5896 2 года назад +22

      @@erenssister.5535 DAMN good one

    • @ughicanteven5896
      @ughicanteven5896 2 года назад +10

      That hug might save my life too

  • @rikya06
    @rikya06 3 года назад +1087

    "The smart kid: likely to have gray hairs"
    I felt that.

    • @fatcatgames9211
      @fatcatgames9211 3 года назад +1

      Hey if u could sub to me it would make my day :)

    • @leafymarmot6348
      @leafymarmot6348 3 года назад +11

      Tbh I have grey hairs

    • @melissamaven281
      @melissamaven281 3 года назад +5

      Jokes on you I am a smart kid and my hair is the darkest I have ever seen.

    • @delirium1643
      @delirium1643 3 года назад +14

      @@fatcatgames9211 no one wants you here

    • @bailoutrishi6798
      @bailoutrishi6798 3 года назад

      Felt it, wearing it.

  • @imerrorized3123
    @imerrorized3123 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for not roasting my Stereotype
    “Nobody gave me a hug yet”

  • @kaiju9363
    @kaiju9363 Год назад

    People say I'm a quiet kid just because I don't like talking to other people and unlinke the people who call me that, I know when to keep my mouth shut

  • @mad_eggs208
    @mad_eggs208 3 года назад +459

    When youre in gifted classes because you're supposedly smart but everyone else is also smart, but you're not very quiet, or loud, or funny, or depressed or popular. :')

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 года назад +54

      The average smart kid

    • @trinis8726
      @trinis8726 3 года назад +8

      @@JellyAntz me, but less smarterer

    • @camque3353
      @camque3353 3 года назад +5

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 года назад +4

      @@ericawilson9490 hey, you are in the middle, that's good. many people are also not the best, but that's still something. If you think you can do better, then try to positively work your way to success. There are people who lost over 300 pounds and have become jacked, and you are in a better position than they started. Don't be negative, think well on how you can better yourself. You have proven that you are not a failure, and you can prove to yourself that you can achieve! no one needs to be "the popular kid," they are the true losers having everything handed to them and not receiving anything beneficial to them personally. Don't bring yourself down, bring yourself up, and surround yourself with people who can help you bring yourself up.

    • @janhaviramakrishnan8539
      @janhaviramakrishnan8539 3 года назад +1

      me.

  • @reo8372
    @reo8372 3 года назад +375

    The quiet kid be like: I have all your secrets in my hand.

    • @IRON--MAN
      @IRON--MAN 3 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT 3 года назад +2

      The secret in the quiet kid's gun

    • @hiworldman2299
      @hiworldman2299 3 года назад +5

      I would know... I AM THE QUIET KID no joke I am that guy

  • @bharathym
    @bharathym Год назад

    Your amazing this is so funny lol XD

  • @danielammons8085
    @danielammons8085 2 года назад +1

    Honestly, I'm definitely the depressed kid and this is facts. I would love a hug :)

  • @gamertime1994
    @gamertime1994 3 года назад +156

    “The athletes are secretly the smart ones”
    i just feel better now

    • @java-gn1xs
      @java-gn1xs 3 года назад

      It’s kiater tbh it depends on the school in my school all the athletes are the opposite

  • @huma19
    @huma19 3 года назад +680

    *Is nobody gonna talk about how fast this guy spoke to fit everything into a minute*
    _Ok_

  • @moldova7857
    @moldova7857 Год назад +1

    Even though I am not the strongest in the class yet, I find myself as the athlete kid in this video