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  • @ShivVZG
    @ShivVZG 3 года назад +11934

    Every career kinda sucks but being a student is the worst one ; )

  • @arushisehara6424
    @arushisehara6424 3 года назад +5145

    Banker: creepy person who secretly judges how broke you are.

    • @TrelliessRose
      @TrelliessRose 3 года назад +128

      Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.

    • @moonchild8477
      @moonchild8477 3 года назад +8

      Accurate

    • @alexandraguardian9840
      @alexandraguardian9840 3 года назад +10

      😂

    • @moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863
      @moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863 2 года назад +1

      Aand i cant look at this without remebering the *3 thousand* silent people who agree

    • @luqmaanjama4052
      @luqmaanjama4052 2 года назад

      It’s not fair if ur the first person to reply to a popular comment and u will get so much likes even if it’s do random

  • @naomimueller9912
    @naomimueller9912 3 года назад +11990

    Historian: having an creepy addiction finding out about dead people's lives.

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 3 года назад +154

      Nosy therapists-

    • @filipfajny8922
      @filipfajny8922 3 года назад +149

      yeah that's partially why i plan to be a historian

    • @user-zh8zb6xs6i
      @user-zh8zb6xs6i 3 года назад +129

      Historian: Assuming everyone were rOoMaTeS and cLoSe fRiEnDs.

    • @happytheducky
      @happytheducky 3 года назад +100

      did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?

    • @brijeshsamal7035
      @brijeshsamal7035 3 года назад +4

      Change that to Necrophiliacs

  • @gunjangoyal9176
    @gunjangoyal9176 2 года назад +2367

    Comedian: a job where other people's life is a joke
    Engineers: a job where your own life is a joke

    • @avishii__________
      @avishii__________ 2 года назад +15

      Lmfao

    • @user-eo1vk
      @user-eo1vk 2 года назад

      That's probably Indian engineers
      Becoz many Indian engineers are jobless

    • @brandenbui4314
      @brandenbui4314 2 года назад +15

      Explain engineering part

    • @lilisfave5898
      @lilisfave5898 Год назад +5

      Do you even know what an engineer does?

    • @MSN539
      @MSN539 Год назад +33

      @@brandenbui4314 he doesn’t mean literally everyone loves to slander engineering students

  • @maybesomeluca
    @maybesomeluca 2 года назад +1727

    Animator:
    -Congratulations! You just spent 6 days finishing one frame that will be unnoticed!

    • @pianoforte5964
      @pianoforte5964 2 года назад +17

      😂

    • @anima_015
      @anima_015 2 года назад +8

      so true

    • @YourLocalAnonAccount
      @YourLocalAnonAccount 2 года назад +18

      t-this is bone-hurtingly true-

    • @armytbchaine6515
      @armytbchaine6515 Год назад +14

      Congratulation !
      You made a pretty drawing that will contribute to noone in society

    • @voidseesall
      @voidseesall Год назад +9

      Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!

  • @misfitskarma9383
    @misfitskarma9383 3 года назад +9462

    Astronauts: People who are so sick of the world that they'd rather be on the moon.

    • @selfryed
      @selfryed 3 года назад +146

      LOL WOW SUCH A CREATIVE AND UNDERRATED COMMENT LOLL

    • @rose-mg1ws
      @rose-mg1ws 3 года назад +65

      You spit facts rule

    • @Hubbabubba465
      @Hubbabubba465 3 года назад +36

      LOL love it! Should be in the videoXD

    • @xd-ff6pu
      @xd-ff6pu 3 года назад +36

      That would be me

    • @Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname
      @Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname 3 года назад +33

      Lol yeah that’s me. Because I’m gonna be an astronaut when I grow up. Lol.

  • @rkrh
    @rkrh 3 года назад +13589

    this guy took the “imma end this mans whole career” meme to a whole other level

    • @DiazPolloLOL
      @DiazPolloLOL 3 года назад +90

      𝓢𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮

    • @okalright881
      @okalright881 3 года назад +204

      It's more like "imma end every mans whole career"

    • @pomegranate10017
      @pomegranate10017 3 года назад +57

      wake up, you're famous

    • @rkrh
      @rkrh 3 года назад +34

      ... I’m top comment ? wha-

    • @kalyani4118
      @kalyani4118 3 года назад +8

      The 1k like

  • @imlearningimlearning441
    @imlearningimlearning441 2 года назад +438

    Engineers: roasting is not needed, you’re yourself a good roast.

  • @snowymate1593
    @snowymate1593 2 года назад +92

    Singer: A job for people who love stretching their intonations
    Rapper: A job where people spit words as fast as they can

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 Год назад +2

      Exactly on point 🤣

  • @krithikkumar959
    @krithikkumar959 3 года назад +4844

    Engineer : job which involves inventing advanced technologies that will ultimately end up taking their own job.

    • @salmaabdelfadil6316
      @salmaabdelfadil6316 3 года назад +326

      Robotic engineers: *nervous sweating*

    • @aeiara
      @aeiara 3 года назад +172

      Takes dig your own grave to a whole new level

    • @shreeyashmishra2120
      @shreeyashmishra2120 3 года назад +35

      This comment deserves thousands of likes😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @iiCounted2134
      @iiCounted2134 3 года назад +5

      lmfao

    • @user-et8vm9cc3t
      @user-et8vm9cc3t 3 года назад +55

      No, I have a better one:
      Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on RUclips how great it is.
      :P

  • @johnjohnfofohniam
    @johnjohnfofohniam 3 года назад +3144

    RUclipsr: A person who abuses thumbnails to get ten dollars a month

    • @tallybone
      @tallybone 3 года назад +41

      If their monetized and even then it takes forever to be monetized

    • @ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293
      @ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 3 года назад +3

      Bruh I earn good money from RUclips (this is my alt account)

    • @user-qx7jl7bv2w
      @user-qx7jl7bv2w 3 года назад +17

      @@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 im gay

    • @stardust_sonic
      @stardust_sonic 3 года назад +2

      *abuses thumbnails while looking like poggers on it

    • @agent2608
      @agent2608 3 года назад +7

      @@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 ok, what's ur main

  • @traine4126
    @traine4126 2 года назад +58

    Engineer: Suffering through some of the hardest courses to land a job that doesn't use practically anything you learned in school

  • @aarushinand7658
    @aarushinand7658 2 года назад +79

    Researcher: scientist but less fancy
    Or
    Researcher: a person who goes through everyone else's work, compiles them and calls it their own

  • @misfitskarma9383
    @misfitskarma9383 3 года назад +2062

    Surgeon: Psychopaths who likes cutting people open.
    Surgeons: Yesn't

  • @nathanvarghese4148
    @nathanvarghese4148 3 года назад +2355

    Engineers: "I have survived...for the day"
    Wow 1.7k of you guys liked that's a big number

    • @avidagamegerl1081
      @avidagamegerl1081 3 года назад +42

      They think they’re up for a cool job until they start having to design boring apartments.

    • @yb1606
      @yb1606 3 года назад +36

      Astronomers : Me too lets build a shelter and search for the others who aren't burnt Ill check space and you look too, then we will check land.

    • @mukuroikusaba7695
      @mukuroikusaba7695 3 года назад +28

      Pilots: we will seek refuge in a foreign country, where we will look for other survivors

    • @VanessaJimen3z
      @VanessaJimen3z 3 года назад +1

      Haha yes!

    • @evanssamuelbiju4315
      @evanssamuelbiju4315 3 года назад +3

      You, a malayali?

  • @annikaericksen3938
    @annikaericksen3938 2 года назад +130

    I just wanna say... the one about farmers wasnt actually a roast, more of a complement... Thank you for recognizing us :)

    • @jeannebye8153
      @jeannebye8153 Год назад +10

      Me always got a high respect for soldiers and farmers

    • @CanidateManFryingPan
      @CanidateManFryingPan Год назад +9

      Thank you for providing your local communities (and possibly other places) with produce along with other goods/services :)

    • @kriptionite8412
      @kriptionite8412 2 месяца назад

      Thank you for providing us with food and the-like 🙏

    • @taherayeasmin1778
      @taherayeasmin1778 16 дней назад

      Farmers are the only people who actually do work that is needed.

  • @tortols1548
    @tortols1548 2 года назад +50

    “Therapist: The perfect job for nosy people to love listening to other peoples drama”
    Me: where do I sign-

  • @sandeesunshine2059
    @sandeesunshine2059 3 года назад +464

    Voice actor:
    Someone who gets paid to scream into microphones

  • @eleanor6105
    @eleanor6105 3 года назад +3126

    Dang, soon hes gonna roast every person

  • @gamerparker123
    @gamerparker123 2 года назад +13

    Factory/Office Worker: You went into the exact field school was training you for.

  • @turtledog5050
    @turtledog5050 2 года назад +9

    Engineer: You get a lot of money but your mental health and sleep schedule cease to exist

  • @benbovard9579
    @benbovard9579 3 года назад +8359

    I like how he didn't actually roast farmers, cause...y'know...they feed everyone...

  • @lakgirllivtree1701
    @lakgirllivtree1701 3 года назад +984

    Title: “Roasting every career in 60 seconds”
    Video length: am I a joke to you?

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG 3 года назад +129

      :P

    • @Samuel-df2tq
      @Samuel-df2tq 3 года назад +76

      @@dumbchannel1430 can barely understand what he is saying with a normal speed already

    • @kostaskoukos3932
      @kostaskoukos3932 3 года назад +10

      @@dumbchannel1430 BiG bRaIn

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +4

      @@dumbchannel1430 Im gonna try to understand it
      Edit: I can understand it at 2x speed

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +1

      @@Samuel-df2tq get owned. I play his videos on 2x speed

  • @noelgaikwad4660
    @noelgaikwad4660 2 года назад +16

    Entrepreneur: Creating business for himself, but referring as solving problems.

  • @tacedenverYT_OFFICIAL
    @tacedenverYT_OFFICIAL Год назад +17

    "Dentist - A creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth" had me dying on the floor 🤣

  • @just_j0ey
    @just_j0ey 3 года назад +3768

    Therapist: Getting paid to say ‘how does that make you feel’ and nod your head while your patients pour out depressing life stories

    • @gigibyte_
      @gigibyte_ 3 года назад +90

      thats what i want to be😂

    • @azielray7136
      @azielray7136 3 года назад +97

      Same, but it makes a difference in those people’s lives

    • @tallybone
      @tallybone 3 года назад +7

      Like mine!

    • @takamikeigo7985
      @takamikeigo7985 3 года назад +5

      Wait whats the difference between psychiatrist and therapist?

    • @thyagiweerakkody9879
      @thyagiweerakkody9879 3 года назад +66

      @@takamikeigo7985 a psychiatrist can prescribe medicine but a therapist can’t

  • @jackyoung318
    @jackyoung318 3 года назад +363

    Filmmaker: too afraid to actually be in front of the camera, but you’re a control freak

  • @tacosatlarge
    @tacosatlarge Год назад +9

    I just love how Robber is considered an acceptable career choice despite being sticking out from all the rest 💀

  • @Zxch69
    @Zxch69 2 года назад +2

    on a shiv binge rn. im lovin it

  • @rianpuri1825
    @rianpuri1825 3 года назад +851

    As a robber this has opened my eyes.
    Maybe I should buy health insurance.

  • @yingyangrelease9376
    @yingyangrelease9376 3 года назад +1822

    Archeologists: People who steal artefacts and desecrate graves for a living

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 3 года назад +48

      Aren't those called grave robbers

    • @ayesha-mf2ko
      @ayesha-mf2ko 3 года назад +78

      @@randompheidoleminor3011 grave robbers but in a professional way

    • @TheTomahawkCatcher
      @TheTomahawkCatcher 3 года назад +39

      @@randompheidoleminor3011 I prefer the term Tomb Raider.

    • @ayesha-mf2ko
      @ayesha-mf2ko 2 года назад +10

      @@TheTomahawkCatcher I see what you did there

    • @asees5866
      @asees5866 2 года назад +16

      Paleontologists: People who study every prehistoric creature but whenever they tell someone what they do, always get called a dinosaur nerd.

  • @Veenbuen1
    @Veenbuen1 2 года назад +8

    Teacher: That thesis does one heck of a job explaining how you’re living, eating, and breathing the stress

  • @blep8958
    @blep8958 2 года назад +6

    Animator : basically an artist but you take longer and have more pain and is sleep deprived.

  • @Discobobulated
    @Discobobulated 3 года назад +1049

    And you forgot Musician: The only job where you'll end up being even more broke than an artist

  • @averagebriarmain
    @averagebriarmain 3 года назад +1637

    Mrbeasts friend : Arguably the highest paying job there is

    • @wizxioo4522
      @wizxioo4522 3 года назад +35

      Underrated comment!!💀

    • @kingkaizoku85
      @kingkaizoku85 3 года назад +24

      The real best job i know is miner. Its hard to get a job in there but they pay really good. If you have a friend there you have better chances. And for anyone wondering: No, today you dont go in caves with a pickaxe

    • @Ben-td3wi
      @Ben-td3wi 3 года назад +10

      What about MrBeast himself?

    • @safwanshahriar4108
      @safwanshahriar4108 3 года назад +11

      @@Ben-td3wi He works too hard. Meanwhile his friends don't have to work to get the money.

    • @matimate8172
      @matimate8172 3 года назад +3

      @@cybermechid9181 i think he meant an irl miner
      like, stone or drills and gold, *g o l d*

  • @Barjavelle131
    @Barjavelle131 Год назад +6

    Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.

  • @giuseppecapici581
    @giuseppecapici581 2 года назад +3

    Interior decorator: you never stopped playing the Sims you just made it into a career

  • @ourdailybread8874
    @ourdailybread8874 3 года назад +644

    RUclipsr: roasts every career but forgets about his own

  • @scaramocha
    @scaramocha 3 года назад +2603

    I like the fact that he complemented farmers.

  • @Jisoo-coded
    @Jisoo-coded Год назад +1

    Architect: you basically design palaces for others but probably live in a shed yourself

  • @kelly2631
    @kelly2631 Год назад +2

    Engineer: nobody listens to them till people die, then everyone blames them

  • @darthbadass9771
    @darthbadass9771 3 года назад +2362

    Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 2 года назад +144

      Is it a perfectionist's dream job or worst nightmare? 😂

    • @yournemesis8232
      @yournemesis8232 2 года назад +79

      @@SN-vn6wb scary either ways

    • @arnavreddy
      @arnavreddy 2 года назад +55

      I think u forgot the you get paid a six figure income to design stuff that will anyways be dismissed as useless and impractical lol

    • @IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT 2 года назад +5

      @@arnavreddy
      My country doesn’t allow any engineer to design anything in the first 10 years 😐😐

    • @singedwaffles
      @singedwaffles 2 года назад +58

      @@IRON_KING_KNIGHT how the fuck are they able to design anything after 10 years if they havnt designed anything in 10 years...

  • @trafalgar7362
    @trafalgar7362 3 года назад +832

    "prescribe antibiotics" dude you just described like 90% of the medical appointments I had as a kid xD

    • @dragonluvsdeidara8077
      @dragonluvsdeidara8077 3 года назад +11

      what was the other 10%

    • @eshaanbidarakoppa5738
      @eshaanbidarakoppa5738 3 года назад +21

      @@dragonluvsdeidara8077 shots and maybe an operation/ getting a cast ig

    • @dragonluvsdeidara8077
      @dragonluvsdeidara8077 3 года назад +4

      @@eshaanbidarakoppa5738 probably

    • @vitaliiyakovlev2264
      @vitaliiyakovlev2264 3 года назад

      Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics

  • @benneel5396
    @benneel5396 2 года назад +8

    Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.

  • @manaaltariq
    @manaaltariq 2 года назад +5

    RUclipsr- The only job where you label 90 seconds as 60 seconds to convince people to spare a minute.

  • @RiseofPing
    @RiseofPing 3 года назад +611

    Musician: Being broke and desperate with hope that turns into pain attributed to lost dreams leading to depression

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 3 года назад +12

      Because of ling ling

    • @priyaasthana
      @priyaasthana 3 года назад +9

      Leading to a new music

    • @quadsingularstudios5909
      @quadsingularstudios5909 3 года назад +2

      @@SharkSalesman90 twoset lets goo

    • @thebettafish3239
      @thebettafish3239 3 года назад +4

      @@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 3 года назад +2

      @@thebettafish3239 she's very successful not to worry

  • @notherelol
    @notherelol 3 года назад +474

    Me without any job yet:
    _this should be fun_

    • @juliannelin3153
      @juliannelin3153 3 года назад +48

      and then me realizing that im a student:
      wait this is a job

    • @abreeze579
      @abreeze579 3 года назад +4

      @@juliannelin3153 AHHH I HV THE WORST JOBB. WATASHINOJINSEI O MEGURU. NAZE

    • @abreeze579
      @abreeze579 3 года назад +2

      @@juliannelin3153 oh btw that means curse my life. Why in Japanese

    • @jayc1048
      @jayc1048 3 года назад +1

      Ah, a freelancer

    • @zoyajohn
      @zoyajohn 3 года назад

      No, aren't you a *freelancer* ?

  • @ramanjot952
    @ramanjot952 2 года назад +6

    Farmer: arguably one of the most important jobs with least social recognition

  • @sophialewis8626
    @sophialewis8626 2 года назад +1

    Aaww actors. A very good summary of the life! Gotta love it!

  • @artemtsarevskiy2785
    @artemtsarevskiy2785 3 года назад +497

    Musician: Kinda like an artist, but has a higher chance of depression and drug abuse.

    • @artemtsarevskiy2785
      @artemtsarevskiy2785 2 года назад +13

      @L3gendary #stanevil I make music too
      uh oh a self burn :(

    • @micha.mocha_
      @micha.mocha_ 2 года назад +2

      I mean your not wrong but it’s not always the case

    • @sandpiper_
      @sandpiper_ 2 года назад +3

      that's not necessarily incorrect

    • @pennymcsquee5584
      @pennymcsquee5584 2 года назад +5

      That feeling when you’re both

    • @artemtsarevskiy2785
      @artemtsarevskiy2785 2 года назад +1

      @@pennymcsquee5584 pain

  • @plinomir20
    @plinomir20 2 года назад +4

    This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.

  • @martinmaurtua7859
    @martinmaurtua7859 2 года назад +1

    I love that the title says 60 seconds but It's really 90 and nobody argues about it (because we love you Shiv :D)

  • @madsstrawberry
    @madsstrawberry 3 года назад +140

    Animator: Artist but with more debt and less money.

  • @sheeshgoose424
    @sheeshgoose424 3 года назад +504

    *And this is why I want to be a Storm Trooper*

    • @jettplane
      @jettplane 3 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @andyying1770
      @andyying1770 3 года назад +35

      getting paid peanuts to miss every single shot, only to get dinked 2 seconds in along with all of your clone buddies

    • @danielmendez3906
      @danielmendez3906 3 года назад +9

      Well ... at least you get a laser gun

    • @lxt9743
      @lxt9743 3 года назад +9

      good luck aiming for that

    • @negitivebike3169
      @negitivebike3169 3 года назад

      Or an engineer

  • @jyoti9593
    @jyoti9593 Год назад +2

    I already can't deside for career and you made it even more harder 😂😂

  • @fatmaalthani9618
    @fatmaalthani9618 2 года назад +2

    I like how social worker isn't on there since I'm hoping to be one

  • @arty9651
    @arty9651 3 года назад +296

    Garbage Collector: The job where you won't come to this channel to collect garbage

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG 3 года назад +71

      Wow thank you so much dude, your comment legit just made my night! : D

    • @zealous5638
      @zealous5638 3 года назад +14

      @@ShivVZG garbage collector: the job where someone picks me up

    • @itsrue7216
      @itsrue7216 3 года назад +8

      @@zealous5638 awww don’t say that

    • @niamatullahrazza3534
      @niamatullahrazza3534 3 года назад +13

      @@zealous5638 Correction: The job where someone picks US up

    • @zealous5638
      @zealous5638 3 года назад +6

      @@niamatullahrazza3534 thank you COMRADE

  • @Riya.c69
    @Riya.c69 3 года назад +972

    Engineer: Any person who is good at EVERYTHING except engineering itself 😂

    • @j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301
      @j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 2 года назад +10

      It's from dil bechara! 💜😂👈

    • @Riya.c69
      @Riya.c69 2 года назад +3

      @@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 maine voh film kabhi dekhi bhi nhi na hi dekhni hau but yes its from a meme

    • @j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301
      @j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 2 года назад +1

      @@Riya.c69 ohh ok💖

    • @johannasweet1120
      @johannasweet1120 2 года назад +9

      WHY DID THIS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

    • @greenbunz
      @greenbunz 2 года назад +6

      I wanna be an engineer but I'm better at art and I wanna be a therapist because of the drama.

  • @anjalimishra1141
    @anjalimishra1141 2 года назад +2

    Being human :- born to serve people whole life.

  • @autumneagle
    @autumneagle 2 года назад +3

    As a Pilot I feel left out
    *The job where you'll get paid to travel to amazing exotic locations but never leave the airport or hotel to see them

  • @carbonzobean8905
    @carbonzobean8905 3 года назад +1152

    You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones
    Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 года назад +17

      This is so true.

    • @danielmendez3906
      @danielmendez3906 3 года назад +4

      @HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS same

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 3 года назад +14

      RUclipsr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones
      a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading
      a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 3 года назад +1

      @HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS Same

    • @lungbluber6075
      @lungbluber6075 3 года назад +1

      About that...

  • @131raghav
    @131raghav 3 года назад +463

    Programmers - Guy who has no human friends so tries to talk to computes by learning their languages

    • @iikills6927
      @iikills6927 2 года назад +9

      LMFAO

    • @Phantom-ev1lo
      @Phantom-ev1lo 2 года назад +11

      Why does this only have 8 likes?? It deserves a lot more

    • @SumeetKumarHC
      @SumeetKumarHC 2 года назад +5

      underrated

    • @pranav9339
      @pranav9339 Год назад +2

      under-fucking-rated

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 Год назад +2

      Poor computer science engineering students 🥲

  • @Ihateeveryone831
    @Ihateeveryone831 Год назад +1

    Astronaut: you have to go through 9 years of collage just to never actually go to space.

  • @friendlessdudesfriendwaita3938
    @friendlessdudesfriendwaita3938 2 года назад +2

    engineer: the person who could have accidentally killed you by doing literally anything to what they are working on

  • @joshb3055
    @joshb3055 3 года назад +66

    Psychiatrist: The job where you try to figure out the inside of people's brains but didn't want to become a social worker

    • @akutenshi6946
      @akutenshi6946 3 года назад +1

      That came under doctor

    • @kschuller5651
      @kschuller5651 3 года назад

      Basically just psych in general. Psychology is about like that too. PS: I know this because my mom is a psychologist and my dad is a psychiatrist.

  • @jettplane
    @jettplane 3 года назад +129

    Me a pilot: *sigh of relief

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 3 года назад +60

      You just got the job because you wanted to get high.

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 3 года назад +4

      @@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 damn u

    • @abeliever6022
      @abeliever6022 3 года назад

      @@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Lolol

    • @minhtriam4235
      @minhtriam4235 3 года назад +14

      pilot: you probably hardly see your family in person

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +6

      Just find yourself a pair of towers, and plain go brrr

  • @BTGrocknroll
    @BTGrocknroll 2 года назад +1

    Artist: The least paid job. Kandinsky: sells artwork for 41 million dollars.

  • @ken1941
    @ken1941 2 года назад +1

    I have 5 of the careers currently and he is so spot on 😭

  • @rosalietien7082
    @rosalietien7082 3 года назад +85

    People with no jobs: "I don't have such weaknesses"

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 года назад +113

    And then programmer:
    - Slave away your life just so you can add in loot boxes in the next black ops game

  • @PhoenixAura81
    @PhoenixAura81 2 года назад +3

    You're right about farmers. They NEED to get paid more and be more recognized. They're some of the hardest workers out there.

  • @hyperhypochondriac3378
    @hyperhypochondriac3378 Год назад

    Every time i wanna prepare for listening tests, i watch ur videos

  • @kendrabrown8536
    @kendrabrown8536 3 года назад +55

    Y is this dude so underrated

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG 3 года назад +17

      That's really nice of you to say, thanks a lot! : D

    • @kendrabrown8536
      @kendrabrown8536 3 года назад +5

      @@ShivVZG no problem

  • @screwsick9255
    @screwsick9255 3 года назад +116

    Last time I was this fast, ShivVZG was not born

  • @werecatqueennic864
    @werecatqueennic864 2 года назад +1

    Zoner: You get paid to make the shelves not look like a tornado ripped through them

  • @TheRapidDev
    @TheRapidDev 2 года назад +3

    Missed one:
    Computer Scientist: You spend hours looking at code to realize you forgot to use a semi-colon
    or like Computer Scientist: Your search history is mostly stack overflow

  • @krazykittykat759
    @krazykittykat759 3 года назад +566

    Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job.
    Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses

    • @11alt56
      @11alt56 2 года назад +30

      I come from Asia and my parents are happy with letting me be an astrophysicist

    • @Munblumin.
      @Munblumin. 2 года назад +2

      I agree with you

    • @sunduskhan242
      @sunduskhan242 2 года назад +5

      I'm asian and going in med school this year

    • @oliverm1255
      @oliverm1255 2 года назад +1

      @@11alt56 you are an exception

    • @tireq4049
      @tireq4049 2 года назад +3

      It would be interesting to be a teacher, what homework excuses did I miss?

  • @topgear_75
    @topgear_75 3 года назад +89

    Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.

  • @DeDeDecidueye1
    @DeDeDecidueye1 Год назад +1

    Pilot- You study 3-4 years just to sit in a metal box for 8 hours

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 года назад +1

    You forgot to include that garbage collectors get made fun of, but get paid 2x as much as the people who insult them.

  • @tinydancer6095
    @tinydancer6095 3 года назад +47

    The 20 dislikes are from people who are mad that you exposed them

  • @eamonreal
    @eamonreal 3 года назад +264

    "Pyschotic geniuses who enjoy cutting people open."
    Take out the genius part and you have me.

    • @86aidan31
      @86aidan31 2 года назад +9

      take out the pyschotic and you got me in hopefully 2 years time

    • @liviu445
      @liviu445 2 года назад +4

      @@86aidan31 good luck.

    • @aziebruh5435
      @aziebruh5435 2 года назад +1

      Just like me fr

    • @Limon11116
      @Limon11116 Год назад +1

      Take out "geniuses" and you have me

  • @cyronic4261
    @cyronic4261 2 года назад +3

    RUclipsr
    - You get to do whatever your heart's content with at the price of having a 1% chance you'll actually make something out of it

  • @kaelawilson8541
    @kaelawilson8541 2 года назад

    wow you really did it im impressed

  • @rakaipikatan8922
    @rakaipikatan8922 3 года назад +140

    Pharmacist: "Just like doctor except your serve in the crack McDonalds"

  • @vennelaj.994
    @vennelaj.994 3 года назад +40

    At this rate you about to roast all 7 billion people on earth 🔥

  • @buvvrski
    @buvvrski 2 года назад +4

    "Roasting every career in 60 seconds" The video is 1:30 seconds long

  • @ResidentEddy
    @ResidentEddy 2 года назад +2

    Pilot: You're a glorified air version of a bus driver where you are given much less rest time in an exotic 5-star hotel and much more rest time in a Super-8.
    Aircraft Maintainer: You will keep aircraft, its pilots and its passengers alive, but you get 0% of the recognition and respect.

  • @aditmagotra6914
    @aditmagotra6914 3 года назад +63

    School is like an internship where you have to pay

  • @yeazybreazy8582
    @yeazybreazy8582 3 года назад +564

    400 likes and 0 dislikes:
    “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”

  • @RK_B99
    @RK_B99 2 года назад +2

    I love how he added robber as a career 😂

  • @clementboiteux8316
    @clementboiteux8316 Год назад +1

    Physicist: A person who spends a lifetime researching about subatomic particles when they don't affect your lifetime in any way

  • @hardyB
    @hardyB 3 года назад +165

    literally nobody:
    Shiv: I'm about to end this career's whole career

  • @selfryed
    @selfryed 3 года назад +67

    Meteorologist: A person who studies the weather but it secretly scared of the weather

  • @kausikkar2587
    @kausikkar2587 2 года назад +1

    Engineer: A person with good pay but no happiness

  • @archimedesfromteamfortress2
    @archimedesfromteamfortress2 Год назад +1

    Pilots: People who get paid to travel
    Cabin Crew: Same thing as pilots, but less work.

  • @helloworldx10
    @helloworldx10 3 года назад +126

    CEO sounds like a fantastic career option tbh

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 2 года назад +13

      Slave owner: *_Well, do I have the proposition for you!_* 😎

    • @sickomode6440
      @sickomode6440 2 года назад

      Politician is even better since you just have to lie and steal money from the public. ( It's just a joke.)

    • @epikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
      @epikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 11 месяцев назад

      @@thek2despot426 tax collector: someone who ruin lives of everyone that exist

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 11 месяцев назад

      @@epikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk How does the very existence of roads feel? 😏

  • @itzelmontalvo6645
    @itzelmontalvo6645 3 года назад +182

    Kpop idol: You get screamed at on a daily basis and will most likely starve to death

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 2 года назад +8

      sadly true :(

    • @moonchild-ne4zm
      @moonchild-ne4zm 2 года назад

      Pretty stereotypical

    • @dhairya3746
      @dhairya3746 2 года назад +7

      @@moonchild-ne4zm its actually unfortunately true

    • @moonchild-ne4zm
      @moonchild-ne4zm 2 года назад +7

      @@dhairya3746 Things are a lot better now than they used to be. Idols don't starve themselves to death anymore.

    • @lilachearts.
      @lilachearts. 2 года назад +12

      And have a toxic fanbase with even more toxic standards 🙄✋

  • @LEGENDGAMING-qy8tr
    @LEGENDGAMING-qy8tr Год назад +1

    Accountants : count numbers of companies that they don't own.

  • @kdjoshi726
    @kdjoshi726 2 года назад

    That politician one was sooo on point!