Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.
did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?
Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!
No, I have a better one: Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on RUclips how great it is. :P
The real best job i know is miner. Its hard to get a job in there but they pay really good. If you have a friend there you have better chances. And for anyone wondering: No, today you dont go in caves with a pickaxe
Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.
Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.
Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics
Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.
@@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...
This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.
You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it
RUclipsr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular
Missed one: Computer Scientist: You spend hours looking at code to realize you forgot to use a semi-colon or like Computer Scientist: Your search history is mostly stack overflow
Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job. Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses
Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.
Pilot: You're a glorified air version of a bus driver where you are given much less rest time in an exotic 5-star hotel and much more rest time in a Super-8. Aircraft Maintainer: You will keep aircraft, its pilots and its passengers alive, but you get 0% of the recognition and respect.
Every career kinda sucks but being a student is the worst one ; )
Hi
Yup
Edit: Third
Perfect
Agreed
Banker: creepy person who secretly judges how broke you are.
Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.
Accurate
😂
Aand i cant look at this without remebering the *3 thousand* silent people who agree
It’s not fair if ur the first person to reply to a popular comment and u will get so much likes even if it’s do random
Historian: having an creepy addiction finding out about dead people's lives.
Nosy therapists-
yeah that's partially why i plan to be a historian
Historian: Assuming everyone were rOoMaTeS and cLoSe fRiEnDs.
did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?
Change that to Necrophiliacs
Comedian: a job where other people's life is a joke
Engineers: a job where your own life is a joke
Lmfao
That's probably Indian engineers
Becoz many Indian engineers are jobless
Explain engineering part
Do you even know what an engineer does?
@@brandenbui4314 he doesn’t mean literally everyone loves to slander engineering students
Animator:
-Congratulations! You just spent 6 days finishing one frame that will be unnoticed!
😂
so true
t-this is bone-hurtingly true-
Congratulation !
You made a pretty drawing that will contribute to noone in society
Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!
Astronauts: People who are so sick of the world that they'd rather be on the moon.
LOL WOW SUCH A CREATIVE AND UNDERRATED COMMENT LOLL
You spit facts rule
LOL love it! Should be in the videoXD
That would be me
Lol yeah that’s me. Because I’m gonna be an astronaut when I grow up. Lol.
this guy took the “imma end this mans whole career” meme to a whole other level
𝓢𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮
It's more like "imma end every mans whole career"
wake up, you're famous
... I’m top comment ? wha-
The 1k like
Engineers: roasting is not needed, you’re yourself a good roast.
????
Yep crispy as a burnt toast
Singer: A job for people who love stretching their intonations
Rapper: A job where people spit words as fast as they can
Exactly on point 🤣
Engineer : job which involves inventing advanced technologies that will ultimately end up taking their own job.
Robotic engineers: *nervous sweating*
Takes dig your own grave to a whole new level
This comment deserves thousands of likes😂❤️❤️❤️
lmfao
No, I have a better one:
Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on RUclips how great it is.
:P
RUclipsr: A person who abuses thumbnails to get ten dollars a month
If their monetized and even then it takes forever to be monetized
Bruh I earn good money from RUclips (this is my alt account)
@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 im gay
*abuses thumbnails while looking like poggers on it
@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 ok, what's ur main
Engineer: Suffering through some of the hardest courses to land a job that doesn't use practically anything you learned in school
GOOD GOD MAN I HATE THIS BEING SO TRUE 😭
Spot on!
Researcher: scientist but less fancy
Or
Researcher: a person who goes through everyone else's work, compiles them and calls it their own
LOL WHAT
Surgeon: Psychopaths who likes cutting people open.
Surgeons: Yesn't
Misfits Karma 😂
Lmao
yummy yummy
no'yes
@@simi8202 itiz what itiz 🌚
Engineers: "I have survived...for the day"
Wow 1.7k of you guys liked that's a big number
They think they’re up for a cool job until they start having to design boring apartments.
Astronomers : Me too lets build a shelter and search for the others who aren't burnt Ill check space and you look too, then we will check land.
Pilots: we will seek refuge in a foreign country, where we will look for other survivors
Haha yes!
You, a malayali?
I just wanna say... the one about farmers wasnt actually a roast, more of a complement... Thank you for recognizing us :)
Me always got a high respect for soldiers and farmers
Thank you for providing your local communities (and possibly other places) with produce along with other goods/services :)
Thank you for providing us with food and the-like 🙏
Farmers are the only people who actually do work that is needed.
“Therapist: The perfect job for nosy people to love listening to other peoples drama”
Me: where do I sign-
Voice actor:
Someone who gets paid to scream into microphones
DATTEBAYO!
SASUKE
DBZ in a nutshell
Dang, soon hes gonna roast every person
He already did
@@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn Every single person?
@@eleanor6105 Yep
But this is a BBQ party..
@@plxsh404 OH NO-
Factory/Office Worker: You went into the exact field school was training you for.
Engineer: You get a lot of money but your mental health and sleep schedule cease to exist
I like how he didn't actually roast farmers, cause...y'know...they feed everyone...
The real parents of humanity
Thats what heroes do
1:04
Not all heroes wear capes
It's not much, but it's honest work
Title: “Roasting every career in 60 seconds”
Video length: am I a joke to you?
:P
@@dumbchannel1430 can barely understand what he is saying with a normal speed already
@@dumbchannel1430 BiG bRaIn
@@dumbchannel1430 Im gonna try to understand it
Edit: I can understand it at 2x speed
@@Samuel-df2tq get owned. I play his videos on 2x speed
Entrepreneur: Creating business for himself, but referring as solving problems.
"Dentist - A creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth" had me dying on the floor 🤣
Therapist: Getting paid to say ‘how does that make you feel’ and nod your head while your patients pour out depressing life stories
thats what i want to be😂
Same, but it makes a difference in those people’s lives
Like mine!
Wait whats the difference between psychiatrist and therapist?
@@takamikeigo7985 a psychiatrist can prescribe medicine but a therapist can’t
Filmmaker: too afraid to actually be in front of the camera, but you’re a control freak
I just love how Robber is considered an acceptable career choice despite being sticking out from all the rest 💀
on a shiv binge rn. im lovin it
As a robber this has opened my eyes.
Maybe I should buy health insurance.
Underrated comment
r/cursedcomments
*very* underrated comment
What do you steal?
Hearts?
XD
Archeologists: People who steal artefacts and desecrate graves for a living
Aren't those called grave robbers
@@randompheidoleminor3011 grave robbers but in a professional way
@@randompheidoleminor3011 I prefer the term Tomb Raider.
@@TheTomahawkCatcher I see what you did there
Paleontologists: People who study every prehistoric creature but whenever they tell someone what they do, always get called a dinosaur nerd.
Teacher: That thesis does one heck of a job explaining how you’re living, eating, and breathing the stress
Animator : basically an artist but you take longer and have more pain and is sleep deprived.
And you forgot Musician: The only job where you'll end up being even more broke than an artist
LOLOLOL
And possibly depressed
Me trying to be a musician 👁👄👁
@@hulisesavila6350 well. me trying to be an artist
I only do Art because it's care-free and we don't get homework.
Mrbeasts friend : Arguably the highest paying job there is
Underrated comment!!💀
The real best job i know is miner. Its hard to get a job in there but they pay really good. If you have a friend there you have better chances. And for anyone wondering: No, today you dont go in caves with a pickaxe
What about MrBeast himself?
@@Ben-td3wi He works too hard. Meanwhile his friends don't have to work to get the money.
@@cybermechid9181 i think he meant an irl miner
like, stone or drills and gold, *g o l d*
Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.
Interior decorator: you never stopped playing the Sims you just made it into a career
RUclipsr: roasts every career but forgets about his own
lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHA
*ohhhhhhhhhhhh meme plays*
bruh hes a student get ur facts right
I like the fact that he complemented farmers.
He's right though
I mean he ain’t wrong.
Yeah
Wish our govt did the same
@@rishavsaha480 farmers are brainless
Architect: you basically design palaces for others but probably live in a shed yourself
Engineer: nobody listens to them till people die, then everyone blames them
Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.
Is it a perfectionist's dream job or worst nightmare? 😂
@@SN-vn6wb scary either ways
I think u forgot the you get paid a six figure income to design stuff that will anyways be dismissed as useless and impractical lol
@@arnavreddy
My country doesn’t allow any engineer to design anything in the first 10 years 😐😐
@@IRON_KING_KNIGHT how the fuck are they able to design anything after 10 years if they havnt designed anything in 10 years...
"prescribe antibiotics" dude you just described like 90% of the medical appointments I had as a kid xD
what was the other 10%
@@dragonluvsdeidara8077 shots and maybe an operation/ getting a cast ig
@@eshaanbidarakoppa5738 probably
Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics
Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.
RUclipsr- The only job where you label 90 seconds as 60 seconds to convince people to spare a minute.
Musician: Being broke and desperate with hope that turns into pain attributed to lost dreams leading to depression
Because of ling ling
Leading to a new music
@@SharkSalesman90 twoset lets goo
@@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...
@@thebettafish3239 she's very successful not to worry
Me without any job yet:
_this should be fun_
and then me realizing that im a student:
wait this is a job
@@juliannelin3153 AHHH I HV THE WORST JOBB. WATASHINOJINSEI O MEGURU. NAZE
@@juliannelin3153 oh btw that means curse my life. Why in Japanese
Ah, a freelancer
No, aren't you a *freelancer* ?
Farmer: arguably one of the most important jobs with least social recognition
Aaww actors. A very good summary of the life! Gotta love it!
Musician: Kinda like an artist, but has a higher chance of depression and drug abuse.
@L3gendary #stanevil I make music too
uh oh a self burn :(
I mean your not wrong but it’s not always the case
that's not necessarily incorrect
That feeling when you’re both
@@pennymcsquee5584 pain
This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.
I love that the title says 60 seconds but It's really 90 and nobody argues about it (because we love you Shiv :D)
Animator: Artist but with more debt and less money.
Oh boy am I in trouble
Wellllllll i cant argue with that
@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 not just you milions or even bilions of people too
*And this is why I want to be a Storm Trooper*
LMAO
getting paid peanuts to miss every single shot, only to get dinked 2 seconds in along with all of your clone buddies
Well ... at least you get a laser gun
good luck aiming for that
Or an engineer
I already can't deside for career and you made it even more harder 😂😂
I like how social worker isn't on there since I'm hoping to be one
Garbage Collector: The job where you won't come to this channel to collect garbage
Wow thank you so much dude, your comment legit just made my night! : D
@@ShivVZG garbage collector: the job where someone picks me up
@@zealous5638 awww don’t say that
@@zealous5638 Correction: The job where someone picks US up
@@niamatullahrazza3534 thank you COMRADE
Engineer: Any person who is good at EVERYTHING except engineering itself 😂
It's from dil bechara! 💜😂👈
@@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 maine voh film kabhi dekhi bhi nhi na hi dekhni hau but yes its from a meme
@@Riya.c69 ohh ok💖
WHY DID THIS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
I wanna be an engineer but I'm better at art and I wanna be a therapist because of the drama.
Being human :- born to serve people whole life.
As a Pilot I feel left out
*The job where you'll get paid to travel to amazing exotic locations but never leave the airport or hotel to see them
the irony lmao. it is a great job though at times.
You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones
Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it
This is so true.
@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS same
RUclipsr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones
a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading
a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular
@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS Same
About that...
Programmers - Guy who has no human friends so tries to talk to computes by learning their languages
LMFAO
Why does this only have 8 likes?? It deserves a lot more
underrated
under-fucking-rated
Poor computer science engineering students 🥲
Astronaut: you have to go through 9 years of collage just to never actually go to space.
engineer: the person who could have accidentally killed you by doing literally anything to what they are working on
Psychiatrist: The job where you try to figure out the inside of people's brains but didn't want to become a social worker
That came under doctor
Basically just psych in general. Psychology is about like that too. PS: I know this because my mom is a psychologist and my dad is a psychiatrist.
Me a pilot: *sigh of relief
You just got the job because you wanted to get high.
@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 damn u
@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Lolol
pilot: you probably hardly see your family in person
Just find yourself a pair of towers, and plain go brrr
Artist: The least paid job. Kandinsky: sells artwork for 41 million dollars.
I have 5 of the careers currently and he is so spot on 😭
People with no jobs: "I don't have such weaknesses"
And then programmer:
- Slave away your life just so you can add in loot boxes in the next black ops game
You're right about farmers. They NEED to get paid more and be more recognized. They're some of the hardest workers out there.
Every time i wanna prepare for listening tests, i watch ur videos
Y is this dude so underrated
That's really nice of you to say, thanks a lot! : D
@@ShivVZG no problem
Last time I was this fast, ShivVZG was not born
Zoner: You get paid to make the shelves not look like a tornado ripped through them
Missed one:
Computer Scientist: You spend hours looking at code to realize you forgot to use a semi-colon
or like Computer Scientist: Your search history is mostly stack overflow
Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job.
Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses
I come from Asia and my parents are happy with letting me be an astrophysicist
I agree with you
I'm asian and going in med school this year
@@11alt56 you are an exception
It would be interesting to be a teacher, what homework excuses did I miss?
Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.
Pilot- You study 3-4 years just to sit in a metal box for 8 hours
You forgot to include that garbage collectors get made fun of, but get paid 2x as much as the people who insult them.
The 20 dislikes are from people who are mad that you exposed them
"Pyschotic geniuses who enjoy cutting people open."
Take out the genius part and you have me.
take out the pyschotic and you got me in hopefully 2 years time
@@86aidan31 good luck.
Just like me fr
Take out "geniuses" and you have me
RUclipsr
- You get to do whatever your heart's content with at the price of having a 1% chance you'll actually make something out of it
wow you really did it im impressed
Pharmacist: "Just like doctor except your serve in the crack McDonalds"
Crackdonalds
And make 2 times more
At this rate you about to roast all 7 billion people on earth 🔥
Next video: roasting each individual person on earth in under 60 seconds.
He probably already has
Lol what about psychologists??
"Roasting every career in 60 seconds" The video is 1:30 seconds long
Pilot: You're a glorified air version of a bus driver where you are given much less rest time in an exotic 5-star hotel and much more rest time in a Super-8.
Aircraft Maintainer: You will keep aircraft, its pilots and its passengers alive, but you get 0% of the recognition and respect.
School is like an internship where you have to pay
400 likes and 0 dislikes:
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”
Now there are 2 dislikes. Whoops two murders just happened
Bots : Allow us to Introduce
26 just found
65 now :(
71 idiots at the moment
I love how he added robber as a career 😂
Physicist: A person who spends a lifetime researching about subatomic particles when they don't affect your lifetime in any way
literally nobody:
Shiv: I'm about to end this career's whole career
lmaooooooooooooo
Meteorologist: A person who studies the weather but it secretly scared of the weather
Engineer: A person with good pay but no happiness
Pilots: People who get paid to travel
Cabin Crew: Same thing as pilots, but less work.
CEO sounds like a fantastic career option tbh
Slave owner: *_Well, do I have the proposition for you!_* 😎
Politician is even better since you just have to lie and steal money from the public. ( It's just a joke.)
@@thek2despot426 tax collector: someone who ruin lives of everyone that exist
@@epikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk How does the very existence of roads feel? 😏
Kpop idol: You get screamed at on a daily basis and will most likely starve to death
sadly true :(
Pretty stereotypical
@@moonchild-ne4zm its actually unfortunately true
@@dhairya3746 Things are a lot better now than they used to be. Idols don't starve themselves to death anymore.
And have a toxic fanbase with even more toxic standards 🙄✋
Accountants : count numbers of companies that they don't own.
That politician one was sooo on point!