As terrible as this is, at least this song is actually memorable. If this wasn't so horribly animated, I'd say the entire scene is good as there is some effort put into the choreography.
i was already losing my shit throughout the whole thing but when the blue one said "we're just balls" something inside me ruptured and im pretty sure it was my lungs because i cant breathe from laughing that hard
Moments like this make me wonder if the people who wrote and animated this abominations had dreams of greatness, only to see them crushed by the titanic forces of their own mediocrity.
they sped the voices up for the dialog but I guess they realized it would be off key if they did that for the songs so they just left their voices untouched and completely different sounding.
LYRICS What do we got to show for it No credit card, no beard, no car, Well at least not yet And look at that old house Bout ready to fall apart, seems like a good place to start No Dorbee's been this far What we need is a running start to show that we're not kids Something inside that scary ol' house might be our ticket in I wanna be grown up I aint a kid no more I was when I was four, but that was long ago I wanna be grown up No school, no rhythmatic, that stuff just makes me sick Cause I wanna be grown up Yeah? Yeah! Well, I kinda know what you mean. You do? Yeah, I mean grownups are always seeming to be trying to make me into something i'm not. Well, you know my mom? Uh-huh. She made me wear a dress I was auntie-Merdel's flower girl, and what a mess Walkin' down the aisle Tripped over uncle-Howard's boot And then my dress went WOOT And everybody laughed and said "oh how cute" Remember yes mam and thank you please and curtsie on your way out What I need is a little freedom to see what life's about I wanna be grown up No curlers, no hair barretts Doesn't matter if I get wet Cause now i'm on my own I wanna be grown up And put away all my dolls I'm just a ball, who wants to be grown up I wanna be grown up And I aint a kid no more, I was when I was four But that was long ago I wanna be grown up It's all for one and one for all We're just balls Who wanna be grown up Hey yeah yeah Hey yeah yeah I wanna be grown up x2
You can’t make instant noodles? Come on it’s easy. First you preheat the oven to 400 degrees, and fill the cup with skim milk. Then put it in the oven for eight minutes. Don’t forget to wear a hand guard.
The animation’s like if you took 75 percent of the budget from Veggietales, but kept the catchy musical numbers in. Thanks for the find Max. Also why did a group of choppers shoot plant missiles at them?
Every time I saw the thumbnail for this I assumed this was like a Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour thing that was surreal on purpose I didn't know it was actually serious what the fuck
That was my initial reaction to Dorbees too. I was so wrong. Not gonna lie, this song is pretty catchy, but I wanna rip my eyes out because of the visuals.
this song is like a weird inbetween of all around the world and lifestyles of the rich and the famous, two songs which sound nothing alike. which means that this song is part of the progression of indie/alt rock
Thanks, Max, for introducing me to this bizarre trip of a video. Surprisingly catchy music. This is like if super-early-VeggieTales didn’t put quite enough budget towards animation, or something.
Alright, people are saying this originated from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. I beg to differ. This piece of shit came in 1998, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous came in 2002.
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The Silent Hill fog is creeping in on these poor globular children as they sing their song of maturity
*Silent hill alarms blare*
Gentlemenhugs Fog rolling in.
Gentlemenhugs It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty ... it's all the same once you're dead! And a corpse can't laugh ...
Is this where you sick fucks go to find children?
Micheal Jackson is dead and Hillary is on her way to prison. You got 2 choices bitch...
Never has there been such a massive discrepancy between the quality of the sound and the visuals.
Money for nothing - dire straits
3d graphics are a lot younger than sound recording tech
Wdym the music also fucking sucks
@@chistinelaneyeah but that video looks awesome for what it is
THOSE FUCKING SQUIRRELS THOUGH
I LOVE THEM
respect the squirrels tho
I WANT TO FIND THESE SQUIRRELS AND RECRUIT THEM FOR A BAND OR SOMETHING
JESUS FUCK THESE SQUIRRELS ARE THE FUCKING BEST
Any ska-playing squirrel makes everything better.
Veggie Tales for the blind
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
lol
That's....the most apropos description for Dorbees I've ever seen.
This is animated by the same people who made Gaither's Pond.
Well it's more like if Veggie Tales came from Hell.
balls just wanna pay rent
Balls just wanna pay taxes.
Balls just wanna barely survive working overtime for a minimum wage.
balls just wanna get tortured in a prison camp for insulting the leader.
we're not gonna payyyyy we're not gonna payyyy we're not gonna payyy
Balls want depression, a dead end job, and a mid-life crisis, y'know?
As terrible as this is, at least this song is actually memorable. If this wasn't so horribly animated, I'd say the entire scene is good as there is some effort put into the choreography.
It's a great track
*ＷＥ'ＲＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＢＡＬＬＳ*
*W H O J U S T W A N T T O
B E G R O W N - U P*
ＩｍｐｅｎｄｉｎｇＲｉｏｔ８３ what
Pardon
Hol up
low key the song is catchy
+Docta Glitch gotta say, I agree
+Docta Glitch yeah it's ska music
fuck you're right
+Docta Glitch I knew there was a reason I kept coming back.
+Fishielemondude Gaming Dorbees!
Kind of a shame the animation is so poor, the song deserves better.
This song absolutely fucking slaps and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
This song is actually really catchy though
Rip visuals though
ikr I feel ashamed for liking the tune
smack a fine ass today or never Exactly
that helicopter sound made me think I was having a flashback
+videogamenostalgia i.imgur.com/KYDWYlV.png
+theoroinvictus my fucking god
+santisan I agree wtf is this shit XD
God damn it You made me laugh.
Jesus Christ santisan
chill
chill!
what did I do?!?
1:55 They literally made fun of thier camera angle XD
Lol I never noticed that
That's far too clever a joke for a production this terrible. Then again, the music (not so much the singing) is also too good for this.
I had no idea that was a camera at first XD
Yep
TackyRackyComixNEO the singing is good too
i was already losing my shit throughout the whole thing but when the blue one said "we're just balls" something inside me ruptured and im pretty sure it was my lungs because i cant breathe from laughing that hard
Moments like this make me wonder if the people who wrote and animated this abominations had dreams of greatness, only to see them crushed by the titanic forces of their own mediocrity.
wow thats harsh
@@octuremp8501 that's life
that's what all the people say
I feel like the animation held it back
It really isn't the worst thing, tbh. I think this VHS got too much hate.
0:09 - Why the hell did he throw that microphone away two seconds before he started singing?
what the hell are microphones for anyways?
*_WHAT THE FUCK IS A MICROPHONE?!_*
YotYotFive they do that in like every single song in this shitty movie
*HE DOES NOT A MICROPHONE, HIS VOICE IS FUCKING POWERFUL!!!!*
the true -man's- dorbee's mic drop
It's crazy that this is actually a good song, even the lyrics, just with horrible singing and animation.
Lol it's just a shitty cover of Lifestyles of the rich and famous....
Actually, despite how... horrible Dorbees is, it came out first. Dorbees came out in 1998, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous came out in 2002.
"We're just balls"
@@Strangely_Sexy Actually, it sounds almost identical to "All Around The World" by Oasis
0:58 the way it just cuts to her dumbass face got me so bad JUST LOOK AT IT
She does NOT sound 8 years old.
they sped the voices up for the dialog but I guess they realized it would be off key if they did that for the songs so they just left their voices untouched and completely different sounding.
Maybe 10 or 12, but not quite 8, but then again, this is just a pilot.
She sounds like 16 at youngest.
@@PaintraSeaPea hey its you
She sounds 56
*SQUIRRELS TRUMPETING INTENSIFY*
YESSSSSS!!!!!
“No credit cards,” *meanwhile shows her his credit card*
I’m closing my eyes and imaging this is something that two actors would be singing on stage while doing a play for kids
best anime
+Manny Gribbleston featuring trunks from dbz
* phil from the nutshack
Und Yogel
featuring 304 fetuses
Whoever did the CGI for this is actually insane.
Yo,
For sure 😅
Wow I thought this was gonna be from some popular musical not some crappy animation lol, thank you for sending me here Hot Diggedy Demon
Mood
@@animatedfire5433 Yeah
same
Same same
i legit thought the same thing
Brain Dump is a place of taste.
flashmozzg RIGHT I knew I recognized the song he was singing and I proverbially spat everywhere when I realized what he was referencing
@@MookalH what episode of brain dump
deep diver Minecraft villagers piss me off
I searched for this song and kept not even clicking on this video because it scared me
Noice
I want to see a reanimated collab for this song
Why the hell do I keep watching this
This is like my third time in an hour.
The music
LYRICS
What do we got to show for it
No credit card, no beard, no car, Well at least not yet
And look at that old house
Bout ready to fall apart, seems like a good place to start
No Dorbee's been this far
What we need is a running start to show that we're not kids
Something inside that scary ol' house might be our ticket in
I wanna be grown up
I aint a kid no more
I was when I was four, but that was long ago
I wanna be grown up
No school, no rhythmatic, that stuff just makes me sick
Cause I wanna be grown up
Yeah?
Yeah!
Well, I kinda know what you mean.
You do?
Yeah, I mean grownups are always seeming to be trying to make me into something i'm not.
Well, you know my mom?
Uh-huh.
She made me wear a dress
I was auntie-Merdel's flower girl, and what a mess
Walkin' down the aisle
Tripped over uncle-Howard's boot
And then my dress went WOOT
And everybody laughed and said "oh how cute"
Remember yes mam and thank you please and curtsie on your way out
What I need is a little freedom to see what life's about
I wanna be grown up
No curlers, no hair barretts
Doesn't matter if I get wet
Cause now i'm on my own
I wanna be grown up
And put away all my dolls
I'm just a ball, who wants to be grown up
I wanna be grown up
And I aint a kid no more, I was when I was four
But that was long ago
I wanna be grown up
It's all for one and one for all
We're just balls
Who wanna be grown up
Hey yeah yeah
Hey yeah yeah
I wanna be grown up x2
thanks
The “Doesn’t Matter if I get wet” killed me 😂😅
It’s 2am on a school night with two final exams in the morning I haven’t studied for. this is what I’m doing currently
you did the right thing
How’s it going
@@bonelessbananna5410 well I’m glad to hear that. I hope you continue to have an awesome life
Boneless bananna Swag.
@@billkormas3460 YOUR DARN TOOTIN
1:00 The look of pure terror, absolute madness and unrestrained depravity.
You have no idea how long I been googling “singing blobs kids show” for
It's actually a movie called Dorbees. Your welcome.
The kid is eight and is ready to be an adult. Meanwhile, I'm a teenager and I still can't make instant noodles.
AuroraMoon AJ my life when I was a teen too.
I'm 20+ and I don't have it all together...
Life.
Life.
You can’t make instant noodles? Come on it’s easy. First you preheat the oven to 400 degrees, and fill the cup with skim milk. Then put it in the oven for eight minutes. Don’t forget to wear a hand guard.
The animation’s like if you took 75 percent of the budget from Veggietales, but kept the catchy musical numbers in. Thanks for the find Max. Also why did a group of choppers shoot plant missiles at them?
They were escaped government experiments.
Every time I saw the thumbnail for this I assumed this was like a Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour thing that was surreal on purpose I didn't know it was actually serious what the fuck
That was my initial reaction to Dorbees too. I was so wrong. Not gonna lie, this song is pretty catchy, but I wanna rip my eyes out because of the visuals.
0:59
look at those cold ded eyes
this song is like a weird inbetween of all around the world and lifestyles of the rich and the famous, two songs which sound nothing alike. which means that this song is part of the progression of indie/alt rock
The first season of Reboot really hasn't aged well
in all seriousness, reboot has kind of an aesthetic charm to it. this on the other hand is just horrid
Remember kids, don't do drugs.
+MLG Wario don't do mary jane
Can do!
"I'm just a ball-"
*absorbs clothing and extremities into body*
New Monsters Inc. looks interesting
nobody:
bowling alley screens when you get a strike: 2:53
For being such a terrible show, the soundtrack is pretty good.
The most hilarious part is that this could easily pass off as an unironic nu-metal song.
It's definitely trying to be Oasis...
Listen to All Around The World by Oasis. This is totally a ripoff lol
@@TheFlamingDoh2 The chorus is suspiciously similar.
@@basedkhajiit And Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
@@TheFlamingDoh2It's a mix between that and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Who's here cause of Hotdiggitydemon's singing.
This song is literally something you'd hear out of a broadway musical
What the hell is this and why does hotdiggetydemon know about it
Ikr
Well, you can push him, shove him, turn him around, but he is no girl’s toy!
looks like it's straight from roblox
Sad bully story
Nah, ROBLOX graphics are better
But Roblox has better graphics, this is like Mine Sweeper level of graphics.
I love the random vaporwave column just sitting on the path
1:24 does she just carry a framed picture of her aunt everywhere just in case she needs it for a musical number?
You don’t?
I feel like this would actually sound legit if you got a Band or Choir to sing this
they did, this song was done by the gaither vocal band, a christian gospel group.
The Gaithers actually has several grammys
Cap @@sandeepbasra4877
"No curlers, no hair berets, doesn't matter if I get wet..."
-OH GOD.-
Damn it, Max. Why did you lead me here?
Welcome to the club buddy
I feel betrayed by Max
MAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!
this is donkey kong country levels of top tier music
Me: “pass the aux” them: “you better not play any trash” me:
They clearly blew the budget on the audio
if you dont look at it and have your eyes closed it sounds really good
it doesnt matter if i get wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i love the implication that one would have to both look away from the screen AND close their eyes to properly enjoy this
Anyone Else Think That for Something That was Meant to be for Christians Ironically Sounds Like Innuendo?
Also how the girl is talking about not having freedom and 'growing up' is becoming atheist.
Also, 'doesn't matter if I get wet'
Did anyone else notice Jack slap Mary Jane at 2:25?
I’ve been singing this song in my head nonstop for days. I actually really like it. Got a nice tune.
SAME
This song WILL play at my funeral.
Hotdiggitydemon brought me here
Thanks, Max, for introducing me to this bizarre trip of a video. Surprisingly catchy music. This is like if super-early-VeggieTales didn’t put quite enough budget towards animation, or something.
This helped me put the razor down.
jason Mcfly Jesus hope u got some help with that chief
Hi marty
@@BellhopDrew whaddup
who needs jesus when you got the dorbeez
2:25 dude bats the hell outta her face... She just takes it. 🐴
When you sleep paralysis demon sings a sick tune before killing you:
This is unironically charming. Horrifying, but charming.
2:40 - “sir we found the runaway children.”
“Good. Shoot them with singing flower missles”
I think this song represents how I feel right now. I’m on the cusp of leaving for college yet my family is still living in the past.
hope you found yourself julia
Are you a ball too
You can hear the actor of the blue one breathing really hard.
BEST ANIME SONG 10/10
Simple Plan sold out.
I like the squirrel brass section
2:13 OH OKAY THEN SURE WHY NOT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT 'S GOING TO HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
am i tripping BALLS ;)
get it?
;)
Who's here from braindump's minecraft let's play
This blows the "Now that we're men" song out of the water XD
“Come on _Mary Jane_ “
-A blue ball with extensions trying to motivate its weed, circa 1998
my favorite anime
Damn, thank you HotDiggedyDemon for bringing me here, this is way better than it has any right to be
When did he mention this??
@@matsu7086 in his Minecraft video
"look at that house, bout ready to fall apart!"...And you're not?
Anyone else here cuz of brain dump?
we're jus balls
w e ‘ r e
j u s t
b a l l s
Veggie Tales really fell off
A true classic.
Adult Swim should buy the rights to this. They wouldn’t have to edit ANYTHING, just add a logo and air it at 4am without warning
dorbeez needs to come to streaming
This sounds like something off of Disney junuior
I'm listening to this at 7 AM to force myself to wake up and trudge through the thickets of my depression. What has my life become
How're you doing now
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e A bit better, thanks.
Holy shit this was the song Brain Dump was singing-
These old M&M commercials are weird
This song is seriously really good. Just keep your eyes closed and this is quite an enjoyable experience.
I dont give a single shit this is really good
this song's been stuck in my head for almost a week
help
Says person with PaRappa the Rapper as a profile pic. The kickkickkickpunchpunchchopchopchopwhoawhoawhoa lyrics are catchier than that.
Despite the animation and voice acting, this is a really decent song.
This is a great song its just the art stile also I like the flowers
Alright, people are saying this originated from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. I beg to differ. This piece of shit came in 1998, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous came in 2002.
this is called dorbees I think it was a pilot for a TV show
some guy
I know it's called Dorbees, how else do you think I got the information, potatoes?
+Thenoob Uber shhhh "it doesn't matter if you get wet."
I was about to point out the similarity. Maybe it's because they're on the same key
There are not enough words to describe how fabulous this is
I laughed so hard when the helicopters showed up! I seriously could not stop laughing for a solid 2 minutes!
my favorite oasis song