@@angryman1206 I think thats a popular misconception.. from what I know it wasn't accepted but some high class men were allowed to fuck their apprentices
"There was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all. The build, the **** speed, he could take a ****, he cold keep on ****ing". "Ah Phil Schmil, just **** me. Out the window, around the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and ****".
You missed a good one where Hades yells at Pain for wearing Hercules brand sandals: Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the "bleep" I've been "bleep"-ing for 18 years goes up in smoke and you...are..."bleep"-ing...his "bleep"!
"I've swore off c**k lately." "That's good, because that's what got you into this sh*t in the first place, isn't it?" Honestly, that's pretty close to canon.
I was so proud of myself because I got through what I thought was the entire video without laughing...but then came the "you can't f*ck him, he has no d*ck!" and I totally lost it. Well played, Ninja Panda! Well played! xD
The thing is, with the amount of dirty jokes in this movie, what's even the point. Also just noticed the detail of Hercs double chin... nice. I mean hes got a lot of chin, it makes sense
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The story of the poor virgin Hercules
JustAnna lol
Lmao
"you can't **** him. he has no ****. LMAOOOO
Virgin? He’s fucked every monster he’s come across
@@liamw6562 That's a virgin mindset. HE didnt *bleep* them, they *bleep* him!
"I f**** every monster i've come across" Typical Greek mythology.
Oh gosh
I gave you the 69th like XD
Why is this so true 😂
Zeus: My boi
666 like for a present to you.
Mama didn't raise no quitter!
Missed opportunity: "I haven't been this choked up since I got a ****** stuck in my throat"
Omg yes 😂😂
This may indeed be more accurate, considering what Zeus has done to everyone.
‘‘This is so true you can’t throw an apple in grease without hitting one of Zeus ex’s
Jazz Cat qoute from Percy Jackson?
@@cloraxbleach6031 No, good ol' Greek Mythology.
@@shiftywing if you read the God's sideline book you'll know
yep
I think this movie is about Hercules having erectile dysfunction and him trying to get over it to f***.
Same
Or asexuality who knows
"My favorite part of the game; S*** d***."
I laughed so hard at that part of the video.
Thats a pretty big mountain
😂😂😂
I'm fucking wheezing ,oh my god
Of the gay-me
There was Achilles. Now _there_ was a guy who had it all: the build! The f**k speed! He could take a d**k! He could _keep on_ f**kin'!"
It's funny because homosexuality was not only accepted among Greek soldiers but was encouraged as well.
@@angryman1206 I think thats a popular misconception.. from what I know it wasn't accepted but some high class men were allowed to fuck their apprentices
Achilles was Gay
so that joke was pretty accurate, lol
“BUT THAT FORSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS!!!”
love that that joke is lore accurate.
0:55 The most mythologically accurate Zeus line! He would totally give that advice! XD
Yes, he is a God of Culture after all.👍
@@artisticbang9111 STOP 🤣💀
i think he might have done guys too, but i could be mixing that up with someone else
Zeus!
The god of the sky and cute mamacitás
Shoutout to Rick Riordan and Percy Jackson
@@fleas. That guy fucked everything with a pulse.
0:46 *Basically Hercules* : I'm an adult virgin
By far my favorite one, you actually completely changed the movie to a quest to F*ck a God. Brilliant.
+TGQwerty Which, incidentally, is closer to actual Greek myths.
TGQwerty yaas
At first I thought it was "how do you f*** a guy? Lmao
2:14 That's my favorite part of the game too! :)
+Bob Hazard ahahahahahahahah
Oh god why
TheGMan nice Godzilla pic
TheGMan lmao omg. Thats too hood
Gaaaaaaaaaay
This movie's purpose changed a lot.
i had to ruin it, 69 likes
Welcome to Greek Mythology
It's basically Disney Johnny Bravo
"You can't f**k him, he has no d**k." That last part had me laughing for days XD
Hades: I think he does Meg... I truly think he does..
2:34 is just to hot for a kids movie.
Lol 69likes
@@sunghoonsnosemole1456 now it is 70...
Kid right here
That's the scene that made me realize I liked girls lol
@@kayliehutson02859 Good for you!
Hercules;
The Mythical Man of Iron,
The Hero of Olympus,
The True Hero,
The Most Powerful of Thrusters Who-Inadvertently-Kills-Whomever-He-is-Banging!
Neo Machine really nigga
And Phil is a pimp
Like Superman,or Mr. Incredible, can't safely pork a normal person, safely
@@NBStudi0s In Greek Mythology, Hercules actually kills Megan (I think that was her name
Not better than Kratos when he banged aphrodite in GOW3
"Ruptured D**ks" at 2:56 Priceless and Painful XD
Shakir Morgan one of my favorite parts.
2:57 wow that sounded legit, and fit the scene perfectly
"Medium or well done?"
1:56 ... because that wasn't the meaning in the first place or anything. xD
Cody Samuel Fox yup
Y is that accurate on so many levels
DerRpY FARTSS NUB 😆
"There was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all. The build, the **** speed, he could take a ****, he cold keep on ****ing".
"Ah Phil Schmil, just **** me. Out the window, around the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and ****".
1:57 is the truest statement spoken by a Disney female.
Lol
You have a point
@the zombified gamer Unfortunately they don't seem to be leaving, ironic they say that kinda shit tho since no one wants to fuck a feminist
@Cynthia Garcia puello yes.
@Cynthia Garcia puello Your loss!
"You can't f**k him, he has no d**k." Brilliant.
"Everybody's got a *bleep*, I mean..."
Is anyone else genuinely scared for what he would have said next?
Don't want to ruin the 69 likes this comment has, so I'll comment my like.
I almost ruined the 69, that was close
You missed a good one where Hades yells at Pain for wearing Hercules brand sandals:
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the "bleep" I've been "bleep"-ing for 18 years goes up in smoke and you...are..."bleep"-ing...his "bleep"!
Panic: drinks... *something*
Panic: Hehe... thirsty?
I am torn between this one and the Tangled one as my favorites. So many great moments between both.
I say this one gets the slight nod.
Frozen 1 & 2 and Moana are my favorites
“You can’t f*** him, he has no d***!”
I’m wheezing at her confidence she had while she said this
"they think no means yes and get lost means **** me I'm yours"
🤣🤣🤣
"Suck Dick"
I lost it there.
0:22 tell that to Zeus in real Greek Mythology
🤣😂🤣🤣
2:10 my favorite part of the game...**** ****
Hades actually said sudden death
This is basically Hercules having an ace panic and I love it
I like how he has to censor out “suck” in order to make it fit in
“Two words: I am retired”
It’s funny because ‘I am retired’ in Greek is two words. Disney is pretty darn cool
he coulda just said "i retired"
I’m retired fits too
0:55 i laughed so hard at this part
Im warning you, keep that **** away from me! xD
Basically. "Hades wanting to do the nasty with hercules and trying to use meg to cure hercules erectile dysfunction"
So or this is hilariously funny coz anyone who knows Greek mythology or reads Percy Jackson knows Zeus can’t keep it in his pants
Hahahha yes
You can’t even take a shit without meeting one of zeus’s exes
Omg yes
I know!!😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAH FR
"I've gotta riddle for you. How do you f**k a god?"
Just LOOK at Zeus if the mythology holds up...
2:10 This is for some reason the most I’ve laughed in a censored vid.
I lost at 2:14 so badly I cried of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
Same hahaha
Unnecessarily censored? More like even more f*cking mythically accurate.
2:10
Dead
Mr Brain same
:0
A missed opportunity, “But that F***King Heel of his”
Also missed opportunity to keep the "He could keep on coming" line, because... come on 😏
2:40-2:54, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You know how dirty a mind is when it automatically fills in the "beep" words. 😂
That's because the beep is used to bleep out bad words. That's their entire purpose on TV.
Herc and Meg did the nasty
0:52 - 0:59 😂😂 I physically hurt from laughing!!!
Me too 😂
2:12 😂😂ninja panda you are a legend
2:02 Pegasus is like "Idk Herc, she seems pretty sus..."
I heard Hades say "How do you f*** a guy?" at first.
This makes Pain & Panic's answers way funnier.
"I've swore off c**k lately."
"That's good, because that's what got you into this sh*t in the first place, isn't it?"
Honestly, that's pretty close to canon.
That moment when you know Greek mythology and the movie wasn’t accurate at ALL
so you find this
HILARIOUS
Di immortales, yes!!😂😂
3:25
Phil’s reaction is perfect! 🤣😂
I was so proud of myself because I got through what I thought was the entire video without laughing...but then came the "you can't f*ck him, he has no d*ck!" and I totally lost it. Well played, Ninja Panda! Well played! xD
2:29 Its so funny because Hades points down 😂
1:53 the swearing just added to the effect lmao
1:31 The fact that *Achilles was gay* just makes this joke even better 😂👍
Well actually it was more accurate to say he was bisexual
Ikr lmao Patroclus can definitely confirm this
1:01 me and my wife talking about how she’s an alcoholic
2:11 I died!!😂😂😂😭👏🏻
2:10 I died lmao
3:06 was the best one. Meg, I would never ever (****) you
So romantic
0:38 “they’re right I AM A FREAK .. i try to fuck-
I CACKLED
"How do I know if a girl likes me?"
Google: "She gives you signs"
Bing: 0:55
The last ones always get me X,D
"The one and only Thebes. The big olive itself." Like the big apple, New York.
This is friggin' hilarious! Great job with this.
"Father, I've f__ed every single monster I've come up against!"
Zeus: "Me too, son."
Please do Emperor's New Groove!
Yes!!
Mandi Lu it happened and was wonderful
"My favorite part of the game. S*** D***" I lost it XD
“Well that’s good, because that’s what got you into this s**t in the first place”
This version is more educational than the original
"Who do you think taught Jason how to f***, Cleopatra?"
Imma say to my mom
“I wanna watch the uncensored version of Hercules”
Well... Good luck 🤞
3:28 That's sick!!!! 😬
"How do you f*** a god?"
"I do not! Know."
"YOU CAN'T!"
"First you must seek out ti*****"
I'm wheezing
Honey you mean HUNKulies!
Oh man... this is so wrong XD hahaha
2:11 THIS FITS SO WELL WTF
The thing is, with the amount of dirty jokes in this movie, what's even the point. Also just noticed the detail of Hercs double chin... nice. I mean hes got a lot of chin, it makes sense
0:28-29 every teenage GUY known to exist
1:45 for best of Phil
*Things that we humans can't explain* 0:17
0:51 very accurate depiction of Greek Mythology
These videos are great! I have been feeling sick for the last 2 days, and these videos have made me laugh non-stop. Keep it up!
2:29 Killed me XDXDXD
Me: * asks out my crush *
My crush: 3:11
0:04
video is about to start
i'm on the floor now
hope you’re alive
1:31 toooo priceless
“If I say 8 want wonder boy’s **** on a platter, you say…”
“Medium or well done?”
0:56 lmao 😂
When you cut of a hydras (censored) two more grow back
I almost choke on my laugh :)
1:59 they had that coming
0:56 *W O W I E*
"Well you know how men are. Thyy think 'no' means yes and 'get lost' means 'F*** me, I'm yours'
😂😂😂 I mean..
The "Sudden death" part was really good, considering he kept the "S-" and "D-"
2:35
Meg's into some hot stuff
“If he can **** air, he can **** anywhere!”
0:46 - “ I’ll F*** someday, if I can be strong” 🤣