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  • @user-hu8di9ee4g
    @user-hu8di9ee4g 8 лет назад +1988

    The story of the poor virgin Hercules

    • @jacobacevedo3688
      @jacobacevedo3688 6 лет назад +18

      JustAnna lol

    • @njsingh5254
      @njsingh5254 5 лет назад +20

      Lmao

    • @alliescool1959
      @alliescool1959 4 года назад +36

      "you can't **** him. he has no ****. LMAOOOO

    • @liamw6562
      @liamw6562 3 года назад +2

      Virgin? He’s fucked every monster he’s come across

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 года назад +4

      @@liamw6562 That's a virgin mindset. HE didnt *bleep* them, they *bleep* him!

  • @wolvensoul9147
    @wolvensoul9147 6 лет назад +911

    "I f**** every monster i've come across" Typical Greek mythology.

    • @_Spirit_00
      @_Spirit_00 4 года назад +10

      Oh gosh
      I gave you the 69th like XD

    • @sussybaka5201
      @sussybaka5201 4 года назад +17

      Why is this so true 😂

    • @jackb.207
      @jackb.207 3 года назад +16

      Zeus: My boi

    • @terralynx6287
      @terralynx6287 2 года назад

      666 like for a present to you.

    • @ballpython9692
      @ballpython9692 2 года назад +2

      Mama didn't raise no quitter!

  • @SeraphimCramer
    @SeraphimCramer 6 лет назад +452

    Missed opportunity: "I haven't been this choked up since I got a ****** stuck in my throat"

  • @scavengersix2161
    @scavengersix2161 8 лет назад +482

    There was Achilles. Now _there_ was a guy who had it all: the build! The f**k speed! He could take a d**k! He could _keep on_ f**kin'!"

    • @angryman1206
      @angryman1206 5 лет назад +46

      It's funny because homosexuality was not only accepted among Greek soldiers but was encouraged as well.

    • @Roam-de-route
      @Roam-de-route 5 лет назад +9

      @@angryman1206 I think thats a popular misconception.. from what I know it wasn't accepted but some high class men were allowed to fuck their apprentices

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 5 лет назад +29

      Achilles was Gay
      so that joke was pretty accurate, lol

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 3 года назад +2

      “BUT THAT FORSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS!!!”

    • @codycraddock4975
      @codycraddock4975 3 года назад +2

      love that that joke is lore accurate.

  • @magogosora
    @magogosora 7 лет назад +1278

    This may indeed be more accurate, considering what Zeus has done to everyone.

    • @jazzcat1192
      @jazzcat1192 6 лет назад +81

      ‘‘This is so true you can’t throw an apple in grease without hitting one of Zeus ex’s

    • @cloraxbleach6031
      @cloraxbleach6031 6 лет назад +12

      Jazz Cat qoute from Percy Jackson?

    • @shiftywing
      @shiftywing 5 лет назад +22

      @@cloraxbleach6031 No, good ol' Greek Mythology.

    • @cloraxbleach6031
      @cloraxbleach6031 5 лет назад +2

      @@shiftywing if you read the God's sideline book you'll know

    • @yoshiva_rry
      @yoshiva_rry 5 лет назад +1

      yep

  • @friednapkins
    @friednapkins 5 лет назад +211

    0:46 *Basically Hercules* : I'm an adult virgin

  • @travelingfox8817
    @travelingfox8817 8 лет назад +729

    I think this movie is about Hercules having erectile dysfunction and him trying to get over it to f***.

  • @lord_beethoven1169
    @lord_beethoven1169 6 лет назад +898

    "My favorite part of the game; S*** d***."

  • @EliteWarrior1026
    @EliteWarrior1026 4 года назад +341

    0:55 The most mythologically accurate Zeus line! He would totally give that advice! XD

    • @artisticbang9111
      @artisticbang9111 3 года назад +13

      Yes, he is a God of Culture after all.👍

    • @demosneokleous4877
      @demosneokleous4877 2 года назад +4

      @@artisticbang9111 STOP 🤣💀

    • @fleas.
      @fleas. 2 года назад +2

      i think he might have done guys too, but i could be mixing that up with someone else

    • @1stCommentCop
      @1stCommentCop 2 года назад +3

      Zeus!
      The god of the sky and cute mamacitás
      Shoutout to Rick Riordan and Percy Jackson

    • @goatlover6312
      @goatlover6312 Год назад

      @@fleas. That guy fucked everything with a pulse.

  • @TGQwerty
    @TGQwerty 9 лет назад +572

    By far my favorite one, you actually completely changed the movie to a quest to F*ck a God. Brilliant.

    • @ALu-nq8rf
      @ALu-nq8rf 8 лет назад +65

      +TGQwerty Which, incidentally, is closer to actual Greek myths.

    • @derrpyfartssnub8218
      @derrpyfartssnub8218 6 лет назад +3

      TGQwerty yaas

    • @chargoesboom6990
      @chargoesboom6990 4 года назад +1

      At first I thought it was "how do you f*** a guy? Lmao

  • @TheGMan2000
    @TheGMan2000 9 лет назад +504

    2:14 That's my favorite part of the game too! :)

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 9 лет назад +272

    Hercules;
    The Mythical Man of Iron,
    The Hero of Olympus,
    The True Hero,
    The Most Powerful of Thrusters Who-Inadvertently-Kills-Whomever-He-is-Banging!

    • @NBStudi0s
      @NBStudi0s 7 лет назад +2

      Neo Machine really nigga

    • @CarlJohnson-tw2yp
      @CarlJohnson-tw2yp 5 лет назад +3

      And Phil is a pimp

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +1

      Like Superman,or Mr. Incredible, can't safely pork a normal person, safely

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 4 года назад +3

      @@NBStudi0s In Greek Mythology, Hercules actually kills Megan (I think that was her name

    • @ziadsherif7523
      @ziadsherif7523 3 года назад

      Not better than Kratos when he banged aphrodite in GOW3

  • @ysahvance62
    @ysahvance62 6 лет назад +58

    "You can't f**k him, he has no d**k." That last part had me laughing for days XD

    • @notavailable8201
      @notavailable8201 4 года назад +4

      Hades: I think he does Meg... I truly think he does..

  • @derrpyfartssnub8218
    @derrpyfartssnub8218 6 лет назад +305

    2:34 is just to hot for a kids movie.

  • @rainevelde6017
    @rainevelde6017 8 лет назад +305

    This movie's purpose changed a lot.

  • @xxkewldudexx
    @xxkewldudexx 8 лет назад +280

    1:56 ... because that wasn't the meaning in the first place or anything. xD

  • @shakirmorgan4840
    @shakirmorgan4840 7 лет назад +51

    "Ruptured D**ks" at 2:56 Priceless and Painful XD

    • @SADS4TANAS
      @SADS4TANAS 6 лет назад

      Shakir Morgan one of my favorite parts.

  • @dxlorean2938
    @dxlorean2938 4 года назад +62

    2:57 wow that sounded legit, and fit the scene perfectly

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 8 лет назад +116

    "There was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all. The build, the **** speed, he could take a ****, he cold keep on ****ing".
    "Ah Phil Schmil, just **** me. Out the window, around the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and ****".

  • @johanschneiders6293
    @johanschneiders6293 7 лет назад +141

    "Medium or well done?"

  • @MJ-xz6oh
    @MJ-xz6oh 5 лет назад +237

    1:57 is the truest statement spoken by a Disney female.

    • @nowthatswhatsnewyt4995
      @nowthatswhatsnewyt4995 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 4 года назад +14

      You have a point

    • @thugnificent7534
      @thugnificent7534 4 года назад +6

      @the zombified gamer Unfortunately they don't seem to be leaving, ironic they say that kinda shit tho since no one wants to fuck a feminist

    • @sharting544
      @sharting544 4 года назад +7

      @Cynthia Garcia puello yes.

    • @jasonenns5076
      @jasonenns5076 4 года назад

      @Cynthia Garcia puello Your loss!

  • @cameronballard155
    @cameronballard155 8 лет назад +246

    "Everybody's got a *bleep*, I mean..."
    Is anyone else genuinely scared for what he would have said next?

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 5 лет назад +5

      Don't want to ruin the 69 likes this comment has, so I'll comment my like.

    • @dandelion3054
      @dandelion3054 5 лет назад +2

      I almost ruined the 69, that was close

  • @bradychan1135
    @bradychan1135 6 лет назад +27

    "You can't f**k him, he has no d**k." Brilliant.

  • @MasterBruce1984
    @MasterBruce1984 8 лет назад +88

    I am torn between this one and the Tangled one as my favorites. So many great moments between both.

    • @protectedsouls415
      @protectedsouls415 7 лет назад

      I say this one gets the slight nod.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 4 года назад

      Frozen 1 & 2 and Moana are my favorites

  • @angryman1206
    @angryman1206 5 лет назад +66

    You missed a good one where Hades yells at Pain for wearing Hercules brand sandals:
    Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the "bleep" I've been "bleep"-ing for 18 years goes up in smoke and you...are..."bleep"-ing...his "bleep"!

    • @Metalora
      @Metalora 3 года назад +9

      Panic: drinks... *something*
      Panic: Hehe... thirsty?

  • @sharkyj368
    @sharkyj368 5 лет назад +49

    0:22 tell that to Zeus in real Greek Mythology

    • @jov9028
      @jov9028 4 года назад +4

      🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @heatherholder3084
    @heatherholder3084 5 лет назад +28

    "they think no means yes and get lost means **** me I'm yours"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @darknightfury2549
    @darknightfury2549 6 лет назад +67

    2:10 my favorite part of the game...**** ****

  • @Gocolas
    @Gocolas 5 лет назад +22

    I like how he has to censor out “suck” in order to make it fit in

  • @milajvde
    @milajvde 2 года назад +17

    “You can’t f*** him, he has no d***!”
    I’m wheezing at her confidence she had while she said this

  • @simplegirl265
    @simplegirl265 8 лет назад +45

    "Suck Dick"
    I lost it there.

  • @stellap.723
    @stellap.723 3 года назад +23

    “Two words: I am retired”
    It’s funny because ‘I am retired’ in Greek is two words. Disney is pretty darn cool

    • @cockycookie1
      @cockycookie1 2 года назад +3

      he coulda just said "i retired"

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 2 года назад +5

      I’m retired fits too

  • @mymblytyler9520
    @mymblytyler9520 3 года назад +29

    This is basically Hercules having an ace panic and I love it

  • @jazzcat1192
    @jazzcat1192 6 лет назад +77

    So or this is hilariously funny coz anyone who knows Greek mythology or reads Percy Jackson knows Zeus can’t keep it in his pants

  • @robinm2245
    @robinm2245 4 года назад +21

    Basically. "Hades wanting to do the nasty with hercules and trying to use meg to cure hercules erectile dysfunction"

  • @adrih8694
    @adrih8694 6 лет назад +12

    "I've gotta riddle for you. How do you f**k a god?"
    Just LOOK at Zeus if the mythology holds up...

  • @Dragnel0GenerationX
    @Dragnel0GenerationX 4 года назад +7

    A missed opportunity, “But that F***King Heel of his”

    • @someoneelseishere5964
      @someoneelseishere5964 4 года назад +1

      Also missed opportunity to keep the "He could keep on coming" line, because... come on 😏

  • @republicofengineers1983
    @republicofengineers1983 5 лет назад +63

    0:55 i laughed so hard at this part

  • @1stCommentCop
    @1stCommentCop 2 года назад +7

    Unnecessarily censored? More like even more f*cking mythically accurate.

  • @josephjaypalabrica4082
    @josephjaypalabrica4082 4 года назад +11

    You know how dirty a mind is when it automatically fills in the "beep" words. 😂

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 года назад +4

      That's because the beep is used to bleep out bad words. That's their entire purpose on TV.

  • @busterjacobs0545
    @busterjacobs0545 4 года назад +14

    2:10 This is for some reason the most I’ve laughed in a censored vid.

  • @Balnazzardi
    @Balnazzardi 7 лет назад +39

    Im warning you, keep that **** away from me! xD

  • @yoshiva_rry
    @yoshiva_rry 5 лет назад +24

    That moment when you know Greek mythology and the movie wasn’t accurate at ALL
    so you find this
    HILARIOUS

  • @yuvrajthakur8306
    @yuvrajthakur8306 5 лет назад +11

    2:12 😂😂ninja panda you are a legend

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 года назад +9

    "I've swore off c**k lately."
    "That's good, because that's what got you into this sh*t in the first place, isn't it?"
    Honestly, that's pretty close to canon.

  • @ShaneDouglas713
    @ShaneDouglas713 2 года назад +6

    2:02 Pegasus is like "Idk Herc, she seems pretty sus..."

  • @wherefancytakesme
    @wherefancytakesme 5 лет назад +4

    I heard Hades say "How do you f*** a guy?" at first.
    This makes Pain & Panic's answers way funnier.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 5 лет назад +16

    1:31 The fact that *Achilles was gay* just makes this joke even better 😂👍

  • @VaidasMaldzius
    @VaidasMaldzius 8 лет назад +104

    2:10
    Dead

  • @bluestreak7376
    @bluestreak7376 5 лет назад +29

    I lost at 2:14 so badly I cried of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @futabanarugonzalez3399
    @futabanarugonzalez3399 8 лет назад +26

    Herc and Meg did the nasty

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 Год назад +3

    "How do I know if a girl likes me?"
    Google: "She gives you signs"
    Bing: 0:55

  • @samaryilis
    @samaryilis 6 лет назад +23

    0:52 - 0:59 😂😂 I physically hurt from laughing!!!

  • @Tipsy_Turby
    @Tipsy_Turby 2 года назад +5

    1:53 the swearing just added to the effect lmao

  • @almightylordsatan475
    @almightylordsatan475 Год назад +1

    "Father, I've f__ed every single monster I've come up against!"
    Zeus: "Me too, son."

  • @radiogobrrrrrrr1949
    @radiogobrrrrrrr1949 2 года назад +19

    3:25
    Phil’s reaction is perfect! 🤣😂

  • @alexsanimals1468
    @alexsanimals1468 5 лет назад +20

    2:29 Its so funny because Hades points down 😂

  • @tokyo1437
    @tokyo1437 4 года назад +10

    Imma say to my mom
    “I wanna watch the uncensored version of Hercules”

  • @lancehill1397
    @lancehill1397 8 лет назад +107

    2:40-2:54, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @RandomWriter9110
    @RandomWriter9110 2 года назад +10

    I was so proud of myself because I got through what I thought was the entire video without laughing...but then came the "you can't f*ck him, he has no d*ck!" and I totally lost it. Well played, Ninja Panda! Well played! xD

  • @RambunctiousReptilian
    @RambunctiousReptilian 4 года назад +2

    “Well that’s good, because that’s what got you into this s**t in the first place”

  • @thatperson278
    @thatperson278 2 года назад +1

    "First you must seek out ti*****"
    I'm wheezing

  • @Livy_Lov
    @Livy_Lov 3 года назад +3

    2:11 THIS FITS SO WELL WTF

  • @CollectorKenji
    @CollectorKenji 4 года назад +13

    1:01 me and my wife talking about how she’s an alcoholic

  • @JT-pb3fx
    @JT-pb3fx 3 года назад +8

    3:06 was the best one. Meg, I would never ever (****) you

  • @raspberryjam3724
    @raspberryjam3724 4 года назад +2

    "Who do you think taught Jason how to f***, Cleopatra?"

  • @MrMrannoying
    @MrMrannoying 9 лет назад +17

    The last ones always get me X,D

  • @armasandoval52
    @armasandoval52 3 года назад +2

    "How do you f*** a god?"
    "I do not! Know."
    "YOU CAN'T!"

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf 8 лет назад +55

    Please do Emperor's New Groove!

  • @miker6452
    @miker6452 4 года назад +5

    This is friggin' hilarious! Great job with this.

  • @callmejz9698
    @callmejz9698 5 лет назад +3

    "My favorite part of the game. S*** D***" I lost it XD

  • @Majestic469
    @Majestic469 5 лет назад +9

    This version is more educational than the original

  • @gimmboi7408
    @gimmboi7408 6 лет назад +17

    2:10 I died lmao

  • @lunacoregaming
    @lunacoregaming 5 лет назад +2

    These videos are great! I have been feeling sick for the last 2 days, and these videos have made me laugh non-stop. Keep it up!

  • @Pidgeadin
    @Pidgeadin 9 лет назад +11

    "The one and only Thebes. The big olive itself." Like the big apple, New York.

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 2 года назад +1

    0:51 very accurate depiction of Greek Mythology

  • @dilly-dally-mations6851
    @dilly-dally-mations6851 8 лет назад +5

    0:28-29 every teenage GUY known to exist

  • @MaddieEllas
    @MaddieEllas 5 лет назад +10

    2:11 I died!!😂😂😂😭👏🏻

  • @flightlesslord2688
    @flightlesslord2688 4 года назад +4

    The thing is, with the amount of dirty jokes in this movie, what's even the point. Also just noticed the detail of Hercs double chin... nice. I mean hes got a lot of chin, it makes sense

  • @tylersteensma2338
    @tylersteensma2338 5 лет назад +8

    1:45 for best of Phil

  • @alyrodriguez
    @alyrodriguez 4 года назад +5

    0:38 “they’re right I AM A FREAK .. i try to fuck-
    I CACKLED

  • @beardedragonboi
    @beardedragonboi Год назад +2

    “If I say 8 want wonder boy’s **** on a platter, you say…”
    “Medium or well done?”

  • @ShaneDouglas713
    @ShaneDouglas713 3 года назад +7

    3:28 That's sick!!!! 😬

  • @hueg.rection414
    @hueg.rection414 6 лет назад +12

    Honey you mean HUNKulies!

  • @Deiruto_Uchiha
    @Deiruto_Uchiha 3 года назад +8

    *Things that we humans can't explain* 0:17

  • @guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163
    @guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163 4 года назад +6

    Me: * asks out my crush *
    My crush: 3:11

  • @widepeepoMagic
    @widepeepoMagic 6 лет назад +11

    2:29 Killed me XDXDXD

  • @ariaxx128
    @ariaxx128 Год назад

    "first you must seek out titties" OMG ME JUST ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND WEEZING

  • @picklebobpie5314
    @picklebobpie5314 4 года назад +4

    1:59 they had that coming

  • @roniemcrea
    @roniemcrea 5 лет назад +8

    0:04
    video is about to start
    i'm on the floor now

    • @bkwhpo
      @bkwhpo 10 месяцев назад

      hope you’re alive

  • @jakedeutscher
    @jakedeutscher 4 года назад +6

    1:31 toooo priceless

  • @link_is_here6782
    @link_is_here6782 4 года назад +5

    "Well you know how men are. Thyy think 'no' means yes and 'get lost' means 'F*** me, I'm yours'
    😂😂😂 I mean..

  • @carrion8752
    @carrion8752 2 года назад +2

    When you cut of a hydras (censored) two more grow back

  • @artemisa92
    @artemisa92 9 лет назад +20

    Oh man... this is so wrong XD hahaha

  • @EvilMariobot
    @EvilMariobot 3 года назад

    "How do you f*** a god?"
    "Well, usually they do all the work, anyway."

  • @bee5682
    @bee5682 6 лет назад +9

    0:56 lmao 😂

  • @Weenie_Hut_Jr
    @Weenie_Hut_Jr 5 лет назад +6

    0:56 *W O W I E*

  • @shaunsm4039
    @shaunsm4039 Год назад +1

    The "Sudden death" part was really good, considering he kept the "S-" and "D-"

  • @VoidAthyna
    @VoidAthyna 3 года назад +2

    0:03 ... That's it. That's the entirety of Greek Myth.

  • @wes8440
    @wes8440 2 года назад +1

    This movie woulda been 10x times better if hades was cussin like that