"This station is infested with parasites that are so dangerous that if there was just one it would be the most dangerous place in the galaxy, but it's not just one. And also every other dangerous creature we know of is being bred here. We're sending you in alone with no hope of backup. Good luck." *One hour later* "k, done."
"Well sir, the vaccine worked, but..." "But what?" "Samus...seems to be producing and metabolizing both ecstasy and speed." "Lmao, send her after some pirates or something"
I absolutely love how whoever did this didn't do it so blandly. There is always showboating and mixups in how they go about things, fun little tidbits here and there that actually, surprisingly, made the whole thing fun to watch.
TASing can get a little dull at points. Little bits of whimsy like that make it much more enjoyable to create as well as to watch. My personal favorite such moment is when the TAS showed off just how long it takes to wait for the bomb to go off for the one required bomb jump the first time through sector 2.
Computer: Samus, we’re done here, the federation is coming, you need to leave Samus: Awww but I was having fun playing tag with the SA-X Computer: Excuse me what?
20:18 I like the idea of the SA-X just standing in that room, staring at the door Samus went through, and thinking "That cheeky bitch just had me right off!"
8:08 Arachnus just toasted 19:13 Pogo sadly traumatized 24:33 Serris blinded 30:43 B.O.X. terrified (it's a robot XD) 55:23 Yakuza evaporated 57:25 Nettori wrecked like cardboard 1:01:47 Nightmare busted like a lot of trash 1:09:15 Corrupted B.O.X annihilated 1:12:53 Ridley silenced like a big baby 1:31:40 S.A.-X shuted down 1:33:44 Metroid Omega exterminated Resume: If you put X Parasites and Metroid cells in Samus, she'll become crazy...
lkktiger The Ridley that's on the BSL station is the same clone from Other M. What's on the station is Ridley's corpse being preserved, likely for possible military purposes.
0:55 minutes is the in-game timer at the end. computer conversations and door transitions don't count toward this time. i put the in-game time in the title because people generally assume that the time in the title is the in-game time.
How in the world did the game only get 55 seconds of in-game time? The runs through the beginning rooms alone should have counted for more than that, even when not counting doors and dialogs.
32:53 robot: proceed with extreme caution. Samus: *gets to the boss in excatly 2 minutes* Robot: um federation what else did you put in that metroid vaccine?
@GAMP: Sicker than your average kigger nilller Adam: *oh shit why did u guys put fucking cocaine and caffeine in the vaccine and the Metroid Dna* Worker:ummm Theres Metroid Dna on the vaccine Adam: oh thank god
1:01:31 all I can imagine is the computer and samus talking like this: “be careful, nightmare is a weapon designed for military purposes and is highly deadly yo-“ “killed it” “... what?”
ghor200: a TAS (Tool Assisted Speed run) is a run where the player uses tools such as input recording, save states and artificial input to create a series of inputs representing key presses that artificially recreates what would be the perfect run were human hands and minds able to react as quick enough. Its not a cheat in the sense that it adds functionality to the game but it is a cheat since most people can't do the tricks and glitches, especially all in a single segment without mistakes. These are intended for funsies and should in no way be compared to live speed runs except maybe as a showcase for skips, glitches, and techniques.
Ima reply to an 11 year old comment because explaining these things to newcomers introduces them to a whole new world of speed gaming and expands the community. Cheers
"The first time you run across the SA-X in game can be the mist intense experience you've ever felt in a Metriod game" **Blows through said encounter with SA-X** SA-X: Huh? Wha!? HEY, WAIT! GET BACK HERE SO... **Already gone** SA-X: Well, shit...
This is the GBA, not the SNES. The GBA could scale Sprites in Hardware, and could even do 3D. It looks nice, but there is nothing technically impressive about it.
Because we know how difficult it is to play like this, therefore it is inspirational to watch. And you can learn a bit from watching, too. It is like someone playing chess on a mediocre level watching a grand master playing for the first time.
Could you imagine having to work in the boiler room in sector 3 prior to the whole X infestation? You would still need to go through lava and shit to reach it.
yeah certain portions of the facility were already unsafe workplaces even before the SA-X arrived. Like, why would there be a research station with actual lava?
@@justinokraski3796 Because SR388 had lava, and they were replicating it. I always imagined that those areas were just habitats for creatures that live in those environments and the scientists had service tunnels or something.
Nice job getting two power bomb expansions before downloading them, and doing the Sector 3 skip only to still pick up Bob right after. When you realize the SA-X’s ice beam deals 200 damage while its power bomb only deals 20, you can see they really meant it when they said Samus was weak to cold.
I mean it is a game first and story second but I’m glad they came up with a good reason for that to be the case This game is so expertly woven together it’s amazing
It’s canonically because of the SA-X using the Plasma and Ice beam in tandem. The ice beam being particularly effective against her metroid dna, and the plasma beam just being a particular fuck all high damage penetration beam.
Watching this gives me a whole new appreciation for Fusion. I had no idea about that secret tunnels between Sectors! Definitely didn't realise there were so many secrets as well, and the gameplay is so fluid when used to it's maximum.
I remember being so scared of this game when I was a kid. When I beat it I felt like I conquered the fear. It’s cool seeing a flawless run, almost like it’s how it was always meant to be run. TAS is cool.
Biospark, i've cheked roughly all of your channel's content, and you are by far the greatest Metroid Fusion player i've ever heard of. Even other speedrunner talk about you like : ''relax, i'm not Biospark, i can't do this move'' This game, i love it, since a long time. I discovered you 3 days ago. Thank you man, you're the best
I know the wall jump was severely nerfed in this game but the optimization and usage of it is so well done it breaks my brain. Also did anyone ever call the "SA-X" the "saxophone"? I always called it that because it just made everything a whole lot more funny
Daretro You know how "Josè" Is about flemm? It depends on how exposed you Are to subliminal messaging and personal reflection. People love to do it. And super metroid had the mirror.
@@1stcrowdraven the ship's computer literally said that it didn't detect any signs of X parasite in them and X comes from SR-388, Etecoons and Dachoras are from Zebes
Im not sure, I think they are X parasite, and that was the only way to escape the station to reproduce somewhere else, you dont know what are this capable of doing to a computer
@@sartal7096 the computer told you that it sensed an organic lifeform in the habitation deck so it must have been different from X and if the computer was really evil, why didn't it just leave the ship out of B.S.L and let Samus die in B.S.L crashing into SR-88?
Metroid Fusion:Easter Egg Version English Computer:Samus, I´m impressed that you were able to make it back. Computer:That trick with the Shinespark was very...ingenious. Man Mysterioso:That´s our Samus Aran! Magnificient! Truly magnificent! Man Mysterioso:As a reward, let´s fill her in on our plan. Hmm, computer? Computer:That is...not advisable. Man Mysterioso:Bah... Computer:No more joking. Samus, get back on task. Computer:Is your objective clear? yes no Computer:I wonder how many players will see this message...?
When you are in the lower platform jump to the grab point and wait for when he is vulnerable and use the point blank charge beam and go either up or down, repeat until he dies or the heat death of the universe happens
Jesus... missiled the shit out of everything. Yakuza died in 15 or so seconds. Nightmare got absolutely wrecked, Ridley barely got to stand up and fly... Pretty much anything was buttfucked by 2000 missiles. Conclusion: Like everyone, I have officially shit my pants because of this run. Biospark, you have truly earned the title for this video... The Perfect Run.
Oh yeah. I saw him race 3 other players on Games Done Quick. Spoilers, he makes a doo doo at nightmare which costs him the win, even though he catches up really fast.
9:30 this scene has given me chills all my life but after watching that first boss just evaporate, it feels completely non-threatening. Like Samus is the real abomination.
Even better if you make the SA-X look like an idiot by opening the door before you go down the elevator. It just explodes the already open door. Guess it just has a thing against them.
1:12:53 "Oh heya Sammy, it's m--hey, why ya shootin'? Stahp it, Sammy! Is this about the time I was a furby and made you feel like a baby? Hey! Stahp! Aaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Fantastic job. I've watched nearly all of your runs of this game ever, and it astonishes me that you can keep getting better and better from what I would have called perfection.
I am 10 years late, and you probably know by now but a TAS is a set of specific movements, so not a human, but you might be referring to the improvement of the TAS so who knows. Anyways good day to you.
Every time I go back through PYR, I hear a certain naked AI yelling in my mind, "We have six minutes until the fusion drive detonates. We need to evac NOW!" "Fusion" drives? Six minutes? I smell something fishy.....
Really enjoyed watching this run. You know how to keep your runs entertaining without sacrificing efficiency. Your single wall climbs are ridiculously good, and I highly enjoyed seeing more of the early expansions. It's still a damn shame that this game can't be properly sequence broken.
i honestly really wanna see a post-fusion metroid game. with the fusion suit theres a whole lot of new possibilities EDIT: HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE WRONG IN MY LIFE!!!
***** That's not an answer. I think I only saw him shoot 3 fully charged beams at the SAX. But I'm pretty sure it took a lot more than that.Someone care to explain the trick?
samus88 When you discharge a Charge shot at close range, it deals bonus damage, somewhere around x1.5 to x2 more damage. You'll also see a "slashing" or "wave" animation from cannon when this goes off. It's hard to see at this point due to BioSpark constantly positioning himself for the next shot. In addition, some enemies have a extended hitbox, when hit diagonally. This is why he's shooting SA-X's first and second forms from the top-left.
I like the implication that this entire adventure takes place in less than an hour from Samus' perspective. "Samus, hurry! You must-" Samus: lol ok "- get to - wait, are you already done?" Samus: ye gg ez wat next
@@misterturkturkle While I do get your point, I also wasn't actually being serious. Honestly, I found it kinda funny (in case the XDD at the end wasn't clear enough). That question was just something I had to get out of my system.
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I like to believe that TAS runs of Metroid games are canon.
Ehehehehehehehehehe
Her arm is cannon...
@@RetroFrito wow... that almost killed me..🤕
"This station is infested with parasites that are so dangerous that if there was just one it would be the most dangerous place in the galaxy, but it's not just one. And also every other dangerous creature we know of is being bred here. We're sending you in alone with no hope of backup. Good luck."
*One hour later*
"k, done."
All the Super Metroid TASes kill the animals.
"Well sir, the vaccine worked, but..."
"But what?"
"Samus...seems to be producing and metabolizing both ecstasy and speed."
"Lmao, send her after some pirates or something"
😂
Meanwhile
"IMFASTERTHANLIGHTIKILLEDAROBOTIN3SECONDS"
i would of done the same thing but add a camera i want to see this shit happen
"IMGONNALIVEFOREVER!"
@@mmmnah7684 **SLAP**
*"AAAAA-"*
This unskipable opening cutscene is carved deeply into my brain since childhood.
This one and the super metroid one, used to play a lot on my jailbroken PSP
Me too. It has really memorable presentation. It was the gateway drug toward sci-fi.
@@slick6227 me too!
that and the sax going staring into my soul after blowing up the wall
@@slick6227 Yo same! The gba game actually look so good on psp screen.
You sure that was Metroid DNA they injected into her, and not pure caffeine extract?
Samus' Suit died so they installed a crazy fuckass bot to make her move the suit.
Pure cocaine maybe
@@theon9275
Yeah it was Pure Cocaine...
Nah, it was heroin (this joke has multiple levels, a round of applause to whoever gets both of them)
@@aquaphoenix-mt2iv haha it funny because gurl hero
"Samus, avoid the SA-X at any cost!", "Sure.", *runs straight past it and moves faster then it's bullets*
She technically is still following orders, she is avoiding the sa-x by out running it.
@@ronansmith9148 I don't think the joke was her ignoring orders, but effortlessly rather doing it with extreme efficiency. Just my guess.
@@blackpants7385 okay. *Outruns dangerous hazards*
The True Nehme gotta go fast!
But she didn't do the Naruto Run, how is that possible?
I absolutely love how whoever did this didn't do it so blandly. There is always showboating and mixups in how they go about things, fun little tidbits here and there that actually, surprisingly, made the whole thing fun to watch.
If it was an any% TAS then there wouldnt be as much foolery during the run. But because its a 100% run they have way more resources than needed
They nicknamed those tricks swag strat, it was gr8 to watch
TASing can get a little dull at points. Little bits of whimsy like that make it much more enjoyable to create as well as to watch.
My personal favorite such moment is when the TAS showed off just how long it takes to wait for the bomb to go off for the one required bomb jump the first time through sector 2.
Downtime? The hell is that?
What you described is exactly why this video got me interested in speedruns in general and TAS in particular almost a decade ago.
I like to think when SA-X walks through the navigation room. The computer briefs them on avoiding Samus TAS at all costs.
Probably
@@singlereedenjoyer its just yelling run for your life
You think it talked or interacted with Adam? Hmm
Then samus kicks open the door preparing ice missles
You mean TASmus ? Because I don't see Samus in this video
Computer: Samus, we’re done here, the federation is coming, you need to leave
Samus: Awww but I was having fun playing tag with the SA-X
Computer: Excuse me what?
also 19:20 is my favorite part, what’s yours?
My favorite part was 1:33:41.
Sorry I meant 1:33:51.
Electro BursT You’re a failure, the best part is clearly 1:33:07
I will make a video about this
20:18 I like the idea of the SA-X just standing in that room, staring at the door Samus went through, and thinking "That cheeky bitch just had me right off!"
Britain 100
The Samus Aran-X even opened the door for her.
SA-X confirmed British
SA-X: ..... Kill...
T.A.S Samus: gotta catch me first!
😂😂
Tool-assisted Samus: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
SA-X: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
@@rokechikan4481 next up on Fusion Ball Z:
TaSA-X
I don't know why, but this made me think of Samus and the SA-X in a Road Runner and Wile E Coyote kind of situation
8:08 Arachnus just toasted
19:13 Pogo sadly traumatized
24:33 Serris blinded
30:43 B.O.X. terrified (it's a robot XD)
55:23 Yakuza evaporated
57:25 Nettori wrecked like cardboard
1:01:47 Nightmare busted like a lot of trash
1:09:15 Corrupted B.O.X annihilated
1:12:53 Ridley silenced like a big baby
1:31:40 S.A.-X shuted down
1:33:44 Metroid Omega exterminated
Resume: If you put X Parasites and Metroid cells in Samus, she'll become crazy...
XD
Have Space Pirates and Ridley also already invaded the BSL? And they are infected by X Parasites?
lkktiger The Ridley that's on the BSL station is the same clone from Other M. What's on the station is Ridley's corpse being preserved, likely for possible military purposes.
Garytina the federation are IDIOT'S
FITIM ABAZI He's called the Cunning God of Death, what makes them think that was a good idea?
This is what I'd imagine Samus actually does on her missions.
what will Happen on Metroid Dread 🤔
@@MoonShineBlali The same thing that happens whenever any alien monsters or robots get uppity. Our girl will obliterate them.
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva lmao i didnt think you would respond after 2-3 Years hahah
@@MoonShineBlali I got the notification so why not?
@@MoonShineBlali I had a guy respond to my comment I left 12 years ago recently and I was like wtf lol
1:10:21 was absolutely hilarious, seeing Samus help the SA-X
Lol
Me: wearing headphones
The game: normal volume
Power bombs:
*WHOOOOOOOOSH*
Lmao same
Most people: ‘Ridley’s scream is the loudest sound in the game!’
Me: ‘Have you tried power bombs?’
*Laughs in Omega Metroid*
@@PrinceT-RexSpinoMasterStudios *LAUGHS HISTERICALY IN NEO RIDLEY*
''The sa-x is me but heartless''.
TAS samus: hold my beer.
The SA-X is her but sauceless. It has none of the speed, cunning, or confidence of the original, as demonstrated.
0:55 minutes is the in-game timer at the end. computer conversations and door transitions don't count toward this time. i put the in-game time in the title because people generally assume that the time in the title is the in-game time.
So, at least 40 minutes is spend on waiting?
Wow
@@Kemuja mind blown
How in the world did the game only get 55 seconds of in-game time? The runs through the beginning rooms alone should have counted for more than that, even when not counting doors and dialogs.
Or is that 55 minutes? When you said "0:55 minutes", I read that as zero minutes, 55 seconds.
32:53 robot: proceed with extreme caution.
Samus: *gets to the boss in excatly 2 minutes*
Robot: um federation what else did you put in that metroid vaccine?
Fed: Aluminum…
Robot: What else?
Fed: adrenaline…
Robot: *w h a t*
@@skyjack1
Worker: And a lot of caffeine, and I spilt sugar in there.
Computer: Am I just dreaming.
Worker: No.
im a Noah hunter
A scientist that worked on the vaccine: I may have put some pure caffeine extract into it..
The computer: You *WHAT?*
the computer is called adan hoi
@GAMP: Sicker than your average kigger nilller Adam: *oh shit why did u guys put fucking cocaine and caffeine in the vaccine and the Metroid Dna*
Worker:ummm Theres Metroid Dna on the vaccine
Adam: oh thank god
1:01:31 all I can imagine is the computer and samus talking like this: “be careful, nightmare is a weapon designed for military purposes and is highly deadly yo-“ “killed it” “... what?”
ghor200: a TAS (Tool Assisted Speed run) is a run where the player uses tools such as input recording, save states and artificial input to create a series of inputs representing key presses that artificially recreates what would be the perfect run were human hands and minds able to react as quick enough. Its not a cheat in the sense that it adds functionality to the game but it is a cheat since most people can't do the tricks and glitches, especially all in a single segment without mistakes. These are intended for funsies and should in no way be compared to live speed runs except maybe as a showcase for skips, glitches, and techniques.
Ima reply to a 9 year old comment cause why not
Ima reply to a 1 year old reply because why not
@@BetoPerez999 ima reply to a 4 month old comment cause why not
Ima reply to an 11 year old comment because explaining these things to newcomers introduces them to a whole new world of speed gaming and expands the community. Cheers
19:21
Me when I'm trying to follow my mom at the store to ask for some candy
Xd
Underrated comment! 🤣
Oh god this made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:18 Remember when you practiced your jumping here?
Well, TAS just screwed over your precious memories.
"The first time you run across the SA-X in game can be the mist intense experience you've ever felt in a Metriod game"
**Blows through said encounter with SA-X**
SA-X: Huh? Wha!? HEY, WAIT! GET BACK HERE SO...
**Already gone**
SA-X: Well, shit...
No. Stop with these shitty "dialogue memes" they're as pathetic as any other popular "meme"
Do another one to piss off Oblivionyx the spoilsport here.
@@CultOfNothoon I'm sorry for raining on your gay parade, clown, but reality isn't run by children like you.
@@Skellotronix Ooh, so EDGY! Keep it up, you're making me hard as fuck.
@@Skellotronix Ok boomer
1:10:36 Dat sprite scaling tho. This game really went to its limits in just about everything.
wanna sprite cranberry?
@@stan5794 *THE ANSWER IS CLEEEAAAR*
This is the GBA, not the SNES. The GBA could scale Sprites in Hardware, and could even do 3D. It looks nice, but there is nothing technically impressive about it.
ijfharvey i mean, for the time it was technically impressive, considering the gba was just an angry midget snes with hand me down syndrome
@@Nova-du5on it was quite more powerfull in the cpu department compared to the snes and genesis together
This shit is better than seeing a fuckign movie.
I'm saying this for real.
ikr? it's so cool to look at
Yes dude yes!
Indeed
Because we know how difficult it is to play like this, therefore it is inspirational to watch. And you can learn a bit from watching, too. It is like someone playing chess on a mediocre level watching a grand master playing for the first time.
Metroid was heavily inspired by the Alien movies so yea that makes sense
Could you imagine having to work in the boiler room in sector 3 prior to the whole X infestation? You would still need to go through lava and shit to reach it.
yeah certain portions of the facility were already unsafe workplaces even before the SA-X arrived. Like, why would there be a research station with actual lava?
@@justinokraski3796 Because SR388 had lava, and they were replicating it. I always imagined that those areas were just habitats for creatures that live in those environments and the scientists had service tunnels or something.
I'd imagine the X and SA-X have broken a lot of stuff throughout the station and lead to certain areas being flooded, like with Serris in AQA
@@DoctorPorkenfries The scientists main routes were sealed in the lockdown, perhaps?
I like to inagine that there's an easier way to get to the boiler room, but Samus doesn't have the clearance so she just brute forces her way through.
Nice job getting two power bomb expansions before downloading them, and doing the Sector 3 skip only to still pick up Bob right after.
When you realize the SA-X’s ice beam deals 200 damage while its power bomb only deals 20, you can see they really meant it when they said Samus was weak to cold.
A missile tank in Sector 3 that is nigh impossible to skip, especially on non TAS runs.
I mean it is a game first and story second but I’m glad they came up with a good reason for that to be the case
This game is so expertly woven together it’s amazing
Also because metroids are relatively resistant to power bombs? Not entirely but it takes 5 to kill them in super Metroid.
It's probably done so as the explosion at 34:10 is kinda forced damage
It’s canonically because of the SA-X using the Plasma and Ice beam in tandem. The ice beam being particularly effective against her metroid dna, and the plasma beam just being a particular fuck all high damage penetration beam.
9:42 that part scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.
Who didn't?
SA-X alone makes this game a survival horror up there with Resident Evil
@@balanceherosmt7170 not really
@@Blapedred yes really
@@emeraldmasta7752 SA-X is scripted so it's only scary the first time
Watching this gives me a whole new appreciation for Fusion. I had no idea about that secret tunnels between Sectors! Definitely didn't realise there were so many secrets as well, and the gameplay is so fluid when used to it's maximum.
I remember being so scared of this game when I was a kid. When I beat it I felt like I conquered the fear. It’s cool seeing a flawless run, almost like it’s how it was always meant to be run. TAS is cool.
*Gets Bob Skip*
*Goes Back for Bob*
Who's Bob?
Oh wait, i know.
B o b s a n d V a g e e n s .
@@Grey-The-Skeleton Bob is the nigh-impossible to avoid missile expansion in sector 3
@@Arkouchie B o b s a n d M e e s s e e l s .
When did he get Bob. I forgot where Bob was.
Bob
"Executive Producer: Iwata Satoru"
;_;
1:09:16 Warning, no en- **B.O.X gets machinegunned with missiles**
Box: OW WHAT THE HELL
Actually the B.O.X was dead before it even realized
Samus: "Change Getter Varia, switch on! Missile machine gun!"
8:05 pull ups before boss fight
1:16:45 Nice sync with music
good song
screw attack remix 💥⚡
The cutscenes take almost as much time as the gameplay!
4:11 *Go time*
Apparently this new suit can dispense coffee intravenously into Samus's bloodstream.
Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!!
YEAH COFFEE!!!!
It’s actually pure cocaine
SA-X: What’s that strange bouncing noise?
Samus: Comeoncomeonjustlaythepowerbombalready
Just in the morph ball "its under the floor"
1:10:20 butifuul
MrButternuss haha this guy have no limits
MrButternuss beautiful indeed.
“Oh, don’t worry! I’ll help you!”
😂😂 i laugh so hard
@@oasis9009 😂😂
28:38
Oh my goodness that was amazing
I didn’t even know there were speed booster blocks in that wall
I came
I always wondered what they were for
@@hig8436 it's for the 6 minute time limit section where you have to go to a certain room in that sector
Same
Biospark, i've cheked roughly all of your channel's content, and you are by far the greatest Metroid Fusion player i've ever heard of. Even other speedrunner talk about you like : ''relax, i'm not Biospark, i can't do this move''
This game, i love it, since a long time. I discovered you 3 days ago. Thank you man, you're the best
Then again, he don't do den JaggerG strats.
Jacob Stephens But what about JRP? ;-;
JRP is the current WR holder, though
Mate This is a TAS tho
@@Crayoneater96 still something to be said abt the knowledge, creativity and dedication to make it
7:59 of all the times I've played fusion I had no clue about that second energy tank.
you learn something new every day
Alternate title: "SA-X gets its shit wrecked in 55 minutes"
Solve the mystery of an attack on a space station in under 60 minutes? Samus: Hold my beer!
@@epicboomshine6595 *"hold my metroid dna"*
I know the wall jump was severely nerfed in this game but the optimization and usage of it is so well done it breaks my brain. Also did anyone ever call the "SA-X" the "saxophone"? I always called it that because it just made everything a whole lot more funny
I called it th sax
I will now!
Saxophone lmao
I called it se-x lmao
@@saltedmalted7 same
1:01:39-1:01:47
Samus, would you please stop with the drugs?
Carolina Gonçalves Or maybe those are side effects to the Metroid DNA.
Yes, hallucinating gravity udders is a common side effect of metroid DNA.
Emily No I think she was referring to her spastic flailing around while Nightmare appeared.
Carolina Gonçalves 360 noscope
If some shit like that was coming at you, you'd do some drugs too.
samus:Aghh!IHateWaiting! YouKnowWhatThatMeans!
PuSh Ups At ThE sPeEd Of LiGtH
1:17:48
1:32:07
1:31:59 Pushups at the speed of light, in midair, defying gravity.
😂😂 but yeah...those are pull ups
Lmao.
was samus the nightmare all along
She was the nightmares nightmare.
Daretro You know how "Josè" Is about flemm? It depends on how exposed you Are to subliminal messaging and personal reflection. People love to do it. And super metroid had the mirror.
@@1zeldalover .....whaaaaa??😐
Serious Bismuth Whatd i say? Its not showing
Yes
The true heroes of this game are the animals
Imagine if Samus didnt save them in SM.
@@1stcrowdraven the ship's computer literally said that it didn't detect any signs of X parasite in them
and X comes from SR-388, Etecoons and Dachoras are from Zebes
Im not sure, I think they are X parasite, and that was the only way to escape the station to reproduce somewhere else, you dont know what are this capable of doing to a computer
@@sartal7096 the computer told you that it sensed an organic lifeform in the habitation deck so it must have been different from X
and if the computer was really evil, why didn't it just leave the ship out of B.S.L and let Samus die in B.S.L crashing into SR-88?
@@1stcrowdraven cool,that's extremely unlikely but ok to each od their on i guess......
I love how impatient he is whenever there's a morph ball bomb
The music for this game is INCREDIBLE. Nineteen years later and it still evokes feelings of dread and anxiety when I hear it.
"Our most amazing bounty hunter."
*proceeds to go massive sugar rush*
This was beautiful! As a kid, I always imagined seeing something like this but I never thought it would happen. biospark you rock
4:10 Gameplay start
8:03 Lets suffer arachnus
10:00 Entering Sector 1
12:43 A Damn Mimik bastard
14:12 Exit Sector 1
15:10 Entering Sector 2
17:03 Bomberman begins
19:17 Zazabi gundam condom
20:18 Like I care
20:25 Exit Sector 2
21:49 Entering Sector 4
24:30 Feeding Serris a snack
26:45 What a wasted of crab
26:56 Exit Sector 4
28:00 Entering Sector 3
30:40 Hello Mr.Brain- oh NVM
31:10 Exit Sector 3
32:00 Entering sector 6
33:15 FREEZEEE!!
33:55 I still waiting
34:48 Give that ugly bastard suit to me you ugly bastard
36:33 Exit Sector 6
(I'm Tired now I swear I will continue this later)
Reminder this exists
It's been a year, wake up
@@DireBowser I'm regreting now
No regrets
Metroid Fusion:Easter Egg Version English
Computer:Samus, I´m impressed that you
were able to make it back.
Computer:That trick with the Shinespark
was very...ingenious.
Man Mysterioso:That´s our Samus Aran!
Magnificient! Truly magnificent!
Man Mysterioso:As a reward, let´s fill her in on
our plan. Hmm, computer?
Computer:That is...not advisable.
Man Mysterioso:Bah...
Computer:No more joking.
Samus, get back on task.
Computer:Is your objective clear?
yes no
Computer:I wonder how many players will
see this message...?
NicolasPower01 i know this is a year old lol. But i remember getting it lol. And i clicked no lol
7 for me lol
Yes
I can't stop giggling every time you make Samus faff about at ultra sonic speeds while waiting for bosses to finish their animations
Wtf, I usually spend 15-20 minutes on the speed booster boss, and this guy does it in 10 seconds!
Missle spam point blank. Add in a little shot per frame and you have yourself a dead boss in seconds
Stay on the top and use charge beam rlly useful
SHADOMEGA7569 Not even that. Firing a charge shot point blank does massive damage indicated by a slash effect.
When you are in the lower platform jump to the grab point and wait for when he is vulnerable and use the point blank charge beam and go either up or down, repeat until he dies or the heat death of the universe happens
Jesus... missiled the shit out of everything. Yakuza died in 15 or so seconds. Nightmare got absolutely wrecked, Ridley barely got to stand up and fly... Pretty much anything was buttfucked by 2000 missiles.
Conclusion: Like everyone, I have officially shit my pants because of this run. Biospark, you have truly earned the title for this video... The Perfect Run.
It was TAS though.
+Mr.Framzies you act like tas is easy to do
Have you seen his non-TAS? He's still boss.
Oh yeah. I saw him race 3 other players on Games Done Quick. Spoilers, he makes a doo doo at nightmare which costs him the win, even though he catches up really fast.
Mr Liberty I saw that, too.
9:30 this scene has given me chills all my life but after watching that first boss just evaporate, it feels completely non-threatening. Like Samus is the real abomination.
Even better if you make the SA-X look like an idiot by opening the door before you go down the elevator. It just explodes the already open door. Guess it just has a thing against them.
The sa-x does not know what it is messing with.
I found the actions you did before every navigation room already entertaining enough. The rest of the run left me speechless
30:44 more brutal than the SA-X or anything else on the ship.
Adamz678 Try 1:09:15
@@AngryProtoBoi never made it that far in the video, the security bot literally got its brains fucked outta it.
40:07
There isn't enough cheesy slang in the entire 1990s to express how impressed I am at that climb.
I like the way u copy his movement when the SA-x was shooting the metroid
his?
Scootic Rowlann its?
tits?
shits?
bitches?
Hahaha 19:18 I love seeing that kinda stuff in TAS :D awesome run mate
It's funny how Samus gets a seizure whenever it has to wait for something.
Lukaerd the amazing wonders of caffeine-indicated adhd! :D
*_"it"_* is so rightfully used here.
@@fantoast6932
Well *it* is part metroid now.
@@Dexuz well duh
@@fantoast6932
That reply is perfection with your pfp.
This is my favourite TAS simply due to Samus’ sheer sass at every point through the run. Thanks for making something extra at every opportunity!
1:01:45 Samus: *sees the Nightmare emerging from the ground*
Also Samus: *haha big dance go woop woop*
This entire Speerun is like an episode from TerminalMontage just wait until he sees THIS Speedrunner Samus Jesus Christ
1:10:20 TAS SAX.... :D
More like sax heheheh
FITIM ABAZI i am good at puns more like pun-isher hehehe
Tax
As someone who had never watched a TAS of this series before, I'm pretty damn impressed. Amazing run!
1:12:53
"Oh heya Sammy, it's m--hey, why ya shootin'? Stahp it, Sammy! Is this about the time I was a furby and made you feel like a baby? Hey! Stahp! Aaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Ridley fight takes about 18 seconds. BACKSLASH!
Fantastic job.
I've watched nearly all of your runs of this game ever, and it astonishes me that you can keep getting better and better from what I would have called perfection.
I am 10 years late, and you probably know by now but a TAS is a set of specific movements, so not a human, but you might be referring to the improvement of the TAS so who knows. Anyways good day to you.
Samus: finally. A break from exterminating metroids.
Federation : Hey samus we got a new troub-
Samus: yes
One of the most classic RUclips videos for me
Liked the fact that TAS just joins in with SA-X trying to shoot the metroids
Every time I go back through PYR, I hear a certain naked AI yelling in my mind, "We have six minutes until the fusion drive detonates. We need to evac NOW!"
"Fusion" drives? Six minutes? I smell something fishy.....
Cortana?
Seeing SA-X for the first time be like:
"Hey look another samus i wond....(face close up) RUN BITCH RUN"
Really enjoyed watching this run. You know how to keep your runs entertaining without sacrificing efficiency. Your single wall climbs are ridiculously good, and I highly enjoyed seeing more of the early expansions. It's still a damn shame that this game can't be properly sequence broken.
i honestly really wanna see a post-fusion metroid game. with the fusion suit theres a whole lot of new possibilities
EDIT: HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE WRONG IN MY LIFE!!!
Well, about that.
@@StandardsandPractices ive never been happier to be wrong
Welcome to Metroid Dread, folks. The game to where you can finally refer to Samus as Metroid and be right for once.
@@bramnemeth565 true!
@@bramnemeth565 technically it was the case since this game what with her absorbing X parasites
I don't understand why the SAX dies so quickly. I recall having to shoot it several fullycharged beams to turn it into a monster.
***** That's not an answer. I think I only saw him shoot 3 fully charged beams at the SAX. But I'm pretty sure it took a lot more than that.Someone care to explain the trick?
samus88 well the ending boss did nearly kill samus in 1 hit, and it took samus like 500 shots to make sax run. and sax is a exact copy of samus. idk
Quinn Nijhuis Troll.
samus88 When you discharge a Charge shot at close range, it deals bonus damage, somewhere around x1.5 to x2 more damage. You'll also see a "slashing" or "wave" animation from cannon when this goes off. It's hard to see at this point due to BioSpark constantly positioning himself for the next shot. In addition, some enemies have a extended hitbox, when hit diagonally. This is why he's shooting SA-X's first and second forms from the top-left.
samus88 The plasma and wave beam does damage per frame that it's in the enemy.
lol, that beam spamming right after the omega metroid was HILARIOUS
Took about 2 seconds.
1440p ? For a GBA game ?
Shizune Hakamichi And easily fixed.
1:33:46 Samus on steroids
Haha, Ikr :)
+TheBlue10 haha 1 year later XD
TheBlue10 totally ;)
*on metroids
Poor omega metroid, getting choked with a ice rope made of projectiles from an unstopabble hunter
Holy shit to this day in 2020 Metroid speed runs are still cool, and man this guy is good. Like fusion on steroids.
1:10:20
"ill help you sa-x!"
My Lord
THE BIGGEST CHUNGUS HAS EMERGED!
*PRAISE OUR NEW LORD!*
plot twist the sax is Samus and samus is sax
Storm reese Rex is blind to eveything that isent 5 Feet in front of it...
Insert math lady meme here. . .
But THAt's JusT A tHEoRy. A gamE tHeORy!
As for those eye doors, do you manipulate them so that it they always show the pupil?
+The Rape Face Yes.
biospark k
@@biospark even your answer is fast asf xD
I figured...
55:23 More drugs than later in the video
Enough to start up a crime ring.
A Yakuza, if you will.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He just dealt so much damage at once that the boss skipped phase 2 (when the spider drop its legs and start spinning midair)
Mario G Hernandez Samus, calm down, Yakuza isn’t even on the screen!
Atlantis Stuart And left glitchy sprites
Finally, Metroid Dread has been announced!
I like the implication that this entire adventure takes place in less than an hour from Samus' perspective.
"Samus, hurry! You must-"
Samus: lol ok
"- get to - wait, are you already done?"
Samus: ye gg ez wat next
Man, I just gotta ask, was all that movement flexing really necessary? XDD
EDIT: Wow, people these days tryna take the fun out of having fun... -_-
You gotta think that they were playing a super slowed down version of the game to get frame perfect inputs. So all the waits were like ~4 times longer
@@misterturkturkle While I do get your point, I also wasn't actually being serious. Honestly, I found it kinda funny (in case the XDD at the end wasn't clear enough). That question was just something I had to get out of my system.
@@flamewolfscout3978 i understand everything except that acronym.
@@misterturkturkle It's just a laughing face.
Yes.
Blows me away the kind of fancy foot work moves the TAS can do lol
Watching every Metroid game in order to get ready for Dread
Nice
The Onephase of Aracnit shows how crazy accurate bots can be. And i love it. Even its impossible for a human to achive :)
TAS runs are weird...
***** No they're not! They're orgasmic! I jizzed my pants multiple times when I watch this.
Why because of the absurdly insane stuff in it, or the amount of time it actually takes to do the run anyway?
0 Wow imagine the first time a girl touches your shmeat if that ever happens
Sonic TAS runs are even weirdier
Canal de Juegos del Tuailait 2d or 3d games???
I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm already saying "what the hell" at those wall jumps. Love it, wish there was a Metroid Fusion race again at SGDQ 2015.
This game scared me so much when I was a child
How old are you, Rotom?
@Rotom Channel I'm 13 and Nightmare unnerves me
@@nikminnet2768It's always funny seeing old comments like this. How's high school treating you?
i saw the TAS time on my feed and wanted to see it. I'm excited, one of my favorite games of all time
Even a TAS can't skip that damn intro :')
This was awesome bro. Watching her spazz while you waited for certain events, like bombs to go off--funny stuff my guy 10/10 🤙😂
24:35 "Finally, something that moves as fast as I do. Almost..."