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Ah yes, he can surely "see" the mate in 5 but blunders the mate in 1
unpaid actor btw
You know he's ironic when he says 100 rated players can see mates in 5, right? I wanna guess you do but I'll take the risk of ruining the joke, just in case 😰
@@robertolanzone you ruined the joke
iq = -100
@@robertolanzone uno reverse whoosh be bangin the RUclips comments nowadays
His reasoning is that it's a classic textbook checkmate, but which 100 rated reads textbooks?
for all those writing that 3. exd5 is forced, edward is just a super simp by planning to get even closer to the queen to really impress her.
giga simp lol
Edward is smart
This is the answer we needed.
(Are you Simp’s spokesperson?)
i accept this as headcannon
if he took the pawn it would just increase visibility for all the other simps and edward didn't want to share his queen. Smart
Isn't move 3 an instant loss? Isn't 3. exd5 forced to put it into the queen's sight?
Yup
Ooooh, yeah. Nice catch. Still a good video, though.
Lol
Bruh it’s probably first simp mistake
@@ChessTroll no it's not, but I'm entertained enough it's okay.
Plot twist his opponent isnt bad, he is just doing a diferent challenge
he is a paid actor
0:36 "Oppening up the board is very stupid"...
But Edward was supposed to do stupid things to impress a woman, like changing his name to Dylan
David*
Why would Edward change his name to another existing pawn's name? He's considerate enough to pick something else
@@Pomodorosan he could become damian or fabricio after capturing...
Mans becomes Dyler Turden from Cight Flub
@@totalcomputerdependency lol what?!
Chess Simp: He obviously will see my mate in 5!
Also Chess Simp: He'll obviously attack my queen instead of taking the bishop, giving me a mate in 1!
You know he plays the game, analyzes it, and then writes the script, right?
@@since1876 yes
And he was right both times
@@since1876 yes what he meant was how Chess Simp thinks the opponent is both super smart and extremely dumb at the same time. and btw, even if it is a script, do you think Chess Simp (a chess god) wouldn't already predict/ analyze it during the game itself? like how do you think he wins bro, he predicted all the possibilities DURING the game, and the dubbing of the video is just a rerun of his thought process.
@@niimoni816 It's not like strong chess players will *always* spot mates in five moves, let alone 11 or other ridiculous examples Chess Simp has played this joke with.
I've said it many times and i will say it again, THE DELAY BEFORE HE SAYS "CHECKMATE" IS SO SATISFYING
chill
Wow! The opponent actually "saw" and "countered" the very "textbook" checkmate in 5.
Yeah that's tht joke
1:48
"That blunders a horsey, but if I take it my queen will be forced to go Qf6 or Qb6 next move to impress his queen"
-Simp 2022
Obviously the way you impress the queen is by pinning her before going in for the kill
Very true, but then you're no longer a simp.
Wait is your name literally "Fragment time" or something along those lines?
You can't exactly pin a Queen, it's rather a forced unfair trade.
@@Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water No but most of the time the Queen will take, because losing the Queen for a Bishop is better than losing the Queen for nothing, unless the Queen is pinned to the King in the back rank, but in that case, they've already lost.
@@RGC_animation you can pin a queen to the king since the king is worth more, it's the correct chess term
0:35 exd5 pawn takes the d5 pawn was forced due to rules, you lost right then
Move not Capture? I can't remember if this level of pedantry is normally used or not.
@@nomirrors3552 He later makes several "forced" captures, playing by the rules. But yes, the comments section is being quite pedantic.
@@nomirrors3552 No he said that capturing the bishop was forced, so the pawn capture is forced too
@@zeustha Yeah, I guess he has some explaining to do.
not to mention like 3 other forced moves AND he completely forgot to simp when he went for mate
Chess, but your horses die of hunger if they haven't eaten in 5 moves
0:35 exd5 should be forced right?
I like how realistic the challenge is. By allowing to capture the enemy queen you are basicly simulating the ultimitative simp relationship - stalking :D
2:42 hikaru explaining how you had a missed win 30 turns ago
good catch
thats hilarious
whats funny is HES LOOKING AT THE BOARD SAYING how he has mate in 5.... actually its mate right then and there
"118 ELO from Ukraine"
"Mate in 5"
"he saw it"
*X to doubt*
0:39 ends the video, xd5 is forced as it puts the pawn into her sight
In no world did I imagine I would hear the phrase "amazing unpaid not actor".
"Edward is dead" is always so funny.
guys edward is just a little nervous he needed an extra turn to build up his courage. he used to be a married king before his divorce made him into a pawn; that whole experience was very traumatizing for him. smh keep up with your chess simp lore
To those who spelt out S I M P with the reactions, nice.
Chess, but you and your opponent are both just you doing various previous challenges on two different devices.
Chess, but your pawns lead the charge (your pieces must stay behind your furthest pawn)
"Unpaid Not Actor" - I see the definition has become more refined.
0:43 contradicts 0:35
Chess but it's checkers. Your pieces (except horseys)must land on a same colored square only.
not pawns right?.
in that case only peices it refers to are king queen and rooks.
bishops are already under said rule
I wanted them to have an opportunity to insert (not pawns).
And yea. Should be an easy challenge
Wasn’t xd5 forced?
0:36 you forget this first time and right after that you capture bishop with same intention
Very simpressive indeed.
3:28 Clever use of wording there.
I love the ‘a-haa’ at the start if every video
So satisfying
Edit: at 2:41, as a noob chess player, that does not sound simple
Chess, but you have to play two different blitz games at the same time, and win both
The “thank you” always cracks me up and idk why
Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.
He does not take challenges from RUclips comments... no need to spam it on every video!
Go to his discord server and post it there. :)
@@MrAbgeBrandt oh ok :c
I appreciate your commitment to this challenge
Chess, but with mounted combat. Sir Benjamin and Sir Gunther must always be touching their horsey mounts, and to preserve the honor of the Realm, one of them must be involved in the checkmate.
Why there is no "We get a 118 from Ukraine"? I miss this part so much :
0:35 Edward was clearly a peasant in queen's eyes and therefore such lowlifes are not worthy of impressing her lol
I think this is your best one yet - great game (despite the little mistake)!
“A very textbook checkmate”
Your queen wants to impress the opponent's queen: nothing to see here
Your horsie wants to impress the opponent's queen: hold on why does a horsie simp
conclusion: Chess Simp says let's go lesbians, but furries are illegal
In what country do you live in where homosexuality is frowned upon but bestiality is alright?
It's not furries, it's an animal getting it on with a woman. That's definitely weird, no matter how open minded you are, you gotta give him that
it’s probably a joke but the horsie is a horsie..unless….
I mean, are we really gonna ignore the fact that what's coming next is a full-on stone tower?
@@BeeTriggerBee half of the middle east
Press f to pay respect to edward who died in the production of this vid
this guy's humor really gets me
Chess but it's hope chess, the ideas behind ur moves must rely upon ur opponent missing the idea
Glad to see that the actor budget is replenished 🤣
You mean, Empressive
i guess the biggest simp was the opponents king
"That is not very convenient"
“Blunders a woman” is not a phrase I ever thought I would hear.
“Get the knight before the bishop get swallowed by the queen”
I know no one cares, but Chess Simp got me into trying chess and I was able to finally win my first game!
I care.
Good job dude
@@elephantyarn7378 Im now rated 1300, although I don’t play much chess anymore
0:38 exd5 is forced!
I thought this was impossible, but holy crap you actually did it 😂
0:35 that blunders the game, as you passed a chance to impress the woman
Wow, that was hard challenge, well done
At 0:36 didn't you have to move your pawn from e4 to d5 to take the black pawn on d5, since that would put your pawn in view of the queen?
yes. also when he went for mate he wasn't simping
@@JS-rv3et brah just became sigma
@@JS-rv3et he had to take out the King to get the queen for himself
@@JS-rv3et I mean, he can't simp in that move. At least I don't see it.
Best vid in a long time
Simpressive
Mission failed.
Very fitting challenge
This is the 3rd full chess game i've ever watched. I think i'm starting to understand what's going on.
Great win. Love the tenacity
Very satisfying
I love this challenge.
Really this is a great video. Damn fun! hahah
This is one of my favorites so far!
You failed the challenge when you didn’t go exd5.
when this guy explains the checkmates doe he actually think a 100 rate player thinks like this
He fu*ked this video in less than 1 minutes 😂
You just went against the rules move3…
exd5 should have been forced
"Simpressive"
New catchphrase added:
We get a x from Y
Very aggressive
I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor
High testosterone
--> Very impressive
That blunders a women
The way he said "Therefore" in this episode hits different
Chess but the first check has to be a checkmate
Simp is the best simp
missed the chance to title the video very simpressive
damn you fear no man
It was a hard battle, and victory was totally deserved 10/10 video
actually he cheated and didn't follow rules soo mission failed
"What an amazing and paid not-actor!"
Really cracked me up 🤣
Did I hear paid actor maid
1:16 Bishop getting himself swallowed by the queen? Kinky...
I'd make the argument that this rule doesn't count for your Queen.
Simp: It's actually pretty sad that Edward is trying so hard to impress the queen even though he'll die the next turn.
Me: ...
Simp: Edward is dead.
Me: Fuck :(
"How come a horsey wants to impress a woman though?"
I see that Chess Simp is not a Man of Culture.
bestiality tag les go
The fact that Chess Simp is now at the point where they take opportunities to risk material in an effort to psychologically manipulate a low rated player into falling for a pre-planned trap probably means they play too much 100-rated chess...
also maybe hes not as good as he wants us to think.. he records 100 videos but only shows us the 1 WIN. then does the voice over in editing.
he technically had mate at like ( edit 2:42 my bad)i think
EDWARD NOOO
Despite the loss, good video mate
Chess, but you can only move onto squares the oppsoite colour of thw last bishop move.
Very Simpressive
Move 3 isn’t a loss because the pawn can only really see the queen is a space away from it or is on a diagonal to take the queen.
Chess, but a rook only play through. Your opponents pieces can only be captured by your rooks. Your opponents pawns can only be captured by your pawns.
Impressive, what's the music name of the background?
Since the video should end after move 3, I'm not gonna watch it to the end.
why do you always change "pieces" to "pieces (or pawns)"? pawns are pieces
you didnt say "We get a 118 Rated from Ukraine"
My man knows his end game!
1:55 Queen simp Queen
Mission failed
"How comes a horsey also wants to impress a woman though ?" Ever heard of Catherine the Great ?
I like how all the Pieces were doing really dumb shit to simp for the Queen before dying, but both times the Pawns did it, they were slaughtering one of the pieces in an absolute power move.
Move 3 isn‘t an Instant loss, since the pawn only sees 1 square to the front
I mean, technically its not the Pawns needing to see it.