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    The bizarre comedy from 2002 has gotten a lot of requests for Nostalgia Critic in the past. Will he get into it's odd humor or will it leave a punch to the gut? Let's take a look at Kung Pow: Enter the fist.
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    Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is a 2002 American martial arts comedy film that parodies Hong Kong action cinema. Written, directed by and starring Steve Oedekerk, it uses footage from the 1976 Hong Kong martial arts film Tiger & Crane Fists (also called Savage Killers), along with new footage shot by Oedekerk, to create an original, unrelated plot.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 месяцев назад +136

    This movie is WILD!! Thoughts on Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
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    • @havdroid9769
      @havdroid9769 5 месяцев назад +2

      Pretty please, it is the day 136 waiting for the ,,G-force " movie review by the ,,Nostalgia Critic" himself! Please see this Doug!

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 5 месяцев назад +3

      Nostalgia Critic, can you please review the Wild Thornberrys Movie. It stars your favorite actor, Tim Curry.

    • @MrSamsticks
      @MrSamsticks 5 месяцев назад +4

      havent even watched the review yet just gonna say i love this movie. its insane but entertaining :D

    • @Sharingan1230
      @Sharingan1230 5 месяцев назад +5

      review
      * Norbit (long awaited request)
      * The Benchwarmers
      * The Spy Next Door (for Nostalgia-ween)
      * The New Guy
      * Without a Paddle
      * A Night at the Roxbury
      * Planet 51
      * Big Momma’s House trilogy (as a all 3 in 1 full review)
      * Date Night
      * Megamind (for the Peacock movie sequel coming March 1st)
      * Rush Hour trilogy (as a all 3 in 1 full review & the 4th movie is greenlit)
      * Bad Boys trilogy (as a all 3 in 1 full review & the 4th movie is coming this summer)
      * Gay Purr-ee
      * Hey Arnold the movie
      * The Wild Thornberrys Movie
      * Looney Tunes Back in Action
      do Sequel Month 3.0 on:
      * Balto 3: Wings of Change (you reviewed 1 & 2 but not the 3rd one to complete the trilogy)
      * Rugrats in Paris
      * Rugrats Go Wild
      ^ do The Wild Thorn Berrys movie after Rugrats in Paris BEFORE Rugrats Go Wild, you need to do the sequels next

    • @air03man
      @air03man 5 месяцев назад +3

      To be Honest Critic "Kung Pow enter the fist" is just silly but stupid in a weird way someone remind me why are we watching this ?

  • @BigRig97
    @BigRig97 5 месяцев назад +1155

    "We like this now?"
    Considering the fact that I tend to quote this movie on the daily, yes.

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 5 месяцев назад +48

      I always loved it

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 5 месяцев назад +26

      Me and my buddies quote this movie all the time. We actually derailed a couple D&D sessions by going from quoting to reenacting whole bits we had to limit how often we quoted it 😂

    • @UJEvans
      @UJEvans 5 месяцев назад +27

      I've never not liked this movie

    • @6324MR
      @6324MR 5 месяцев назад +33

      This movie is not badong.

    • @SireRose
      @SireRose 5 месяцев назад +27

      I was never aware of a time or era where anyone ever had said they disliked this film

  • @steved3737
    @steved3737 5 месяцев назад +755

    "Do we like this now?"
    WE'VE ALWAYS LIKED IT

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 5 месяцев назад +37

      And to be honest this could be one of those movies that when we watched it we started to slowly realize that most critics don't know what they're talking about and that we really do need to just watch a movie to get our own opinion about it.

    • @Northlander72
      @Northlander72 5 месяцев назад +3

      YES!

    • @TheY2AProblem
      @TheY2AProblem 5 месяцев назад +2

      Always have.

    • @Guidingleech
      @Guidingleech 5 месяцев назад +8

      A childhood favorite

    • @kylemclaughlin2006
      @kylemclaughlin2006 5 месяцев назад +8

      Thank you. Still bummed there's not another Kung Pow movie

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 5 месяцев назад +551

    Doug: "Wait, this film was always funny?"
    Audience: "Always has been."

    • @brixtongun
      @brixtongun 5 месяцев назад +12

      Audience: we thought you were a film critic.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@brixtongun Nobody ever thought that...

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 4 месяца назад

      The only place that I've even heard of this movie being seen as 'bad' was in this review. To this day the Betty scene is an inside joke with me and my sister.@@grabble7605

    • @bobhill-ol7wp
      @bobhill-ol7wp 2 месяца назад

      Nah, 95% of this movie is trash with 5% gold lmao.

    • @OverTonesOfLevi
      @OverTonesOfLevi 2 месяца назад

      The whole movie is so quotable. Just the other day when gaming the line "that's right, follow me, right into my trap" came up in my subconscious lol

  • @AwsmChimera
    @AwsmChimera 5 месяцев назад +184

    "You go this way; I'll go home" is a line I still use whenever I brief new workers at my job since I tend to do so at the end of my shift.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 месяцев назад +21

      When I worked at Taco Bell, I would sing "Taco Bell, Taco Bell, I'm an employee at Taco Bell!"

    • @kingofpoptarts3604
      @kingofpoptarts3604 3 месяца назад +6

      My favorite is I implore to reconsider

    • @MaxxdOut313
      @MaxxdOut313 2 месяца назад

      @@kingofpoptarts3604 OKAY!

    • @giovannisouls668
      @giovannisouls668 4 дня назад

      Me and a buddy still say this when online gaming lol

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 5 месяцев назад +1501

    Fun Fact: To create the effect of bad dubbing, writer Steve Oedekerk wrote a script of nonsensical dialogue for the actors to say. The real dialogue was dubbed during post-production. For example, when Chosen One says, "But, isn't Betty a woman's name?" If you read his lips, he says, "But, isn't Yahtzee a family game?"

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 месяцев назад +247

      The single best one was "I implore you to reconsider" delivered flatly dubbed over an intensely-emotive "I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY!"

    • @OH_MY_DOGGG
      @OH_MY_DOGGG 5 месяцев назад +68

      "Isnt Betty a Womans Name" = "Isnt Trouble a Family Game"

    • @ZackT9225
      @ZackT9225 5 месяцев назад +114

      And the DVD still has that as a language option

    • @JakeTheArmyGuy
      @JakeTheArmyGuy 5 месяцев назад +47

      @@ZackT9225 That was the best part of the DVD!

    • @deadbynightupbylunch
      @deadbynightupbylunch 5 месяцев назад +93

      On the DVD special features you could watch the Nonsensical version of the movie where you hear what the actors are actually saying.

  • @thunderpantz
    @thunderpantz 5 месяцев назад +669

    "At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws...."
    *They hurt like crap, man!*

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 5 месяцев назад +30

      The fact that no one uploaded that specific part to RUclips still pisses me off. Literally my favorite part of the movie.

    • @kaijinu
      @kaijinu 5 месяцев назад +16

      Insert genuine painful screams*
      OOOoooOooooooohhHhhHhHHH!!!!

    • @Redlanevo8
      @Redlanevo8 5 месяцев назад +14

      Shirt rippa!

    • @slavwal941
      @slavwal941 5 месяцев назад +3

      Whaaaalee..

    • @BagzAndPresident
      @BagzAndPresident Месяц назад

      @@nerdgeekmancopyright

  • @edgelordleon5859
    @edgelordleon5859 5 месяцев назад +68

    Kung Pow is a classic. I've always loved this movie. So many quotable lines.
    1) "I implore you to reconsider."
    2) "Face to foot style, how'd you like it?"
    3) "Swingin' the chain. Swingin' the chain. Swingin' the chain."
    4) "THAT'S ALLOTA NUTS!!!"
    5) "My nose is bleeding. Making me the victor."

  • @demonbushido
    @demonbushido 5 месяцев назад +127

    The Taco Bell product placement is legitimately something I still think about years later.

    • @Deladus
      @Deladus 4 месяца назад +7

      Tell me if you see a Radio Shack.

    • @yoshim616
      @yoshim616 3 месяца назад +3

      🎶enchirito nacho buritto 🎶

  • @BoundaryBreak
    @BoundaryBreak 5 месяцев назад +1062

    man i was straight up worried Doug wasnt going to like this one lol. One of my all time fav films

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 5 месяцев назад +17

      HE'S FUNNIEST WHEN HE HATES SOMETHING EVEN SOMETHING THAT I LOVE

    • @NerdsterStein
      @NerdsterStein 5 месяцев назад +4

      oh my gosh hi! I didn't know you watched doug!

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 5 месяцев назад +3

      .

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 5 месяцев назад +8

      Half way through the video I was worried it would be a movie he thinks really drops off later in the movie.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 5 месяцев назад +7

      One of my favorite Nostalgia Critic reviews is CONGO Now anyone who's a fan of The Nostalgia Critic knows that Doug INFAMOUSLY HATES CONGO. I think Doug was WAY OFF ON CONGO in his review But like I said he's FUNNIEST when he HATES something even if I disagree with his opinion

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 месяцев назад +301

    NC: "I'll never review it. Never review it. Never review it. Never review it, never. Don't you see I won't review it?"
    Fans: "I implore you to reconsider."
    NC: "Hmmmmmm, OK!"

    • @miquebts
      @miquebts 5 месяцев назад +17

      Wiiiu wiu

    • @HYDEinallcaps
      @HYDEinallcaps 5 месяцев назад +12

      Quote that film, if you're so great.

    • @ZackT9225
      @ZackT9225 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@HYDEinallcaps I'm sure on some planet your style is good. But, your weak link is, this is earth.

    • @paratrooper8266
      @paratrooper8266 5 месяцев назад

      damn it I was going to write that!

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 месяцев назад

      Bethesda dialogue.

  • @SuperKillJoy15
    @SuperKillJoy15 5 месяцев назад +93

    "Then, he told me of its signifigance"
    "It will be...signifigant"

    • @damosanchex
      @damosanchex 4 месяца назад +8

      and then, he killed the dog

    • @Kain_R_Heinlein
      @Kain_R_Heinlein 2 месяца назад +2

      F*** the critics, they have gotten it wrong many times especially in the more recent times where they're trying to blatantly try to push a narrative or propaganda. This movie is a masterpiece 😂

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 5 месяцев назад +45

    The hell you mean, "we like this NOW"? We've loved it since it came out.

  • @Sir_Stalker
    @Sir_Stalker 5 месяцев назад +451

    One of my all time favorites:
    “Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong! From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab!”

    • @BlasterBand
      @BlasterBand 5 месяцев назад +10

      Words to live by.

    • @chrisblanc663
      @chrisblanc663 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 5 месяцев назад +22

      the best part is when he goes to bring wimplo back from the dead and he is still dead

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 5 месяцев назад +5

      I engraved this on the chair I built with my grandpa

    • @sneanas3996
      @sneanas3996 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Birdseed99
    @Birdseed99 5 месяцев назад +250

    "I had two options,
    A, dodge the claw and kick him in the face with a spinning back kick,
    or B, take the claw to the face, roll on the ground and die."
    *Gets hit in the face with the claw*
    "Should have gone with A!"
    This movie was my childhood sleepover movie id show to all my friends , thanks Mr Critic for giving it the light of day.

    • @lackinganame7857
      @lackinganame7857 5 месяцев назад +2

      That's where I first saw this too.

    • @ArcaneEther
      @ArcaneEther 5 месяцев назад +8

      "Shirt ripper!"

    • @Cross177
      @Cross177 5 месяцев назад +6

      “Don’t want none unless you got buns hun!!!”

    • @boydebrook
      @boydebrook 5 месяцев назад +6

      "You must be quite the fighter to make it past my cow!"

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 5 месяцев назад +2

      Almost every time someone complains to me "Oh man this shitty thing happened to me blah blah..and it sucked" I will hear in my head "Should have gone with A!"

  • @evilmidget
    @evilmidget 5 месяцев назад +65

    The DVD of this movie is GOLD. It was the first DVD I ever remember exploring every nook and cranny of for extras. What's REALLY fun is doing a double feature of Tiger and Crane Fists and Kung Pow. It's beyond surreal, especially considering how out-of-order the footage Kung Pow used actually is.

    • @ErickC
      @ErickC 5 месяцев назад

      "I... like... those... a lot. Big bombs go ka-bang!"

  • @MultiBeerme
    @MultiBeerme 5 месяцев назад +41

    "You broke a thermometer in my hands"

    • @TerbInYourFace
      @TerbInYourFace 5 месяцев назад +8

      "Rub it all in my hair." 😂

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 5 месяцев назад +8

      I was at the Renaissance Faire and this dude says to this snack stand guy "I'll take a pound of nuts please" and his buddy next to him giggles. Then I take a deep breath and roar as loud as I can "THATS A LOTTA NUTS!" and at least 20 dudes within earshot start laughing. Everyone loves this movie, I'm sure of it.

  • @ThePrindle
    @ThePrindle 5 месяцев назад +184

    "We are both ventriloquists..."
    The number of lines that have lived on in my house for the last 20 years is ridiculous and I love that it's getting some love here.

    • @dont_take_it_personal
      @dont_take_it_personal 5 месяцев назад +9

      "Mmm, your tricks won't work on me, Ventriloquists"

    • @MultiBeerme
      @MultiBeerme 5 месяцев назад +8

      ...and now we're upside down.
      I'm swinging a bit more.
      I'm swinging a bit less.

    • @jeremymontgomery9354
      @jeremymontgomery9354 5 месяцев назад +2

      Can't believe NC jumped straight over the ventriloquists, unlike ventriloquists over the wall

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@MultiBeerme "but we both swing if you know what I mean"

    • @matsug5704
      @matsug5704 5 месяцев назад +1

      THATS A LOT OF NUTS! gets me everytime, love this movie so much xD

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 5 месяцев назад +259

    "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke" has been in my lexicon for 20 years.
    Saw it as a kid and it's still soooo goofy it's hilarious 20 years later.

    • @wolfbane1013
      @wolfbane1013 5 месяцев назад +15

      Wimp lo is my favourite character in the movie bro. His fucking squeaky shoes kill me

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@wolfbane1013 [gets kick in the face] "Ha! Face to Foot style, how do you like it?"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 месяцев назад +4

      The one joke that really stuck with me since childhood was when the bad guy changed his name to Betty for no reason

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 5 месяцев назад +1

      The funniest part? Real life martial arts schools actually did that to prospective students they considered unworthy.

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 5 месяцев назад +6

      "I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is... this is earth"
      Still one of my favorite movie insults.

  • @NONE.Dragon
    @NONE.Dragon 5 месяцев назад +14

    "He then told me of the significance"
    "It will be significant"
    "And then he killed the dog"

  • @tajniak4335
    @tajniak4335 5 месяцев назад +30

    Ironically while this movie feels like a RUclips parody poop with a budget, it's by far the funniest in the moments which didn't require a budget. The scenes and jokes requiring "special effects" with the cow or aliens are kind of "eh". The ones which just involve immature goofing around are hilarious. The utterly ridiculous lines like
    "I implore you to reconsider",
    "I don't like him. Let's kill him",
    "Welcome Master Pain, it's an honour having you beating random people at our town",
    "He's an idiot. We trained him wrong as a joke",
    the guy nodding yes but saying "No. I do not understand"
    or the girl and the villain just making silly noises at each other - are the highlights of the movie.
    This is one the goofiest movies I can think of but this is what it was supposed to be and it works.

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 5 месяцев назад +1

      i still defend that the titanic joke was amazing.

    • @MusikCassette
      @MusikCassette 4 месяца назад +1

      I do like the after credit scene with the cow.

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 5 месяцев назад +168

    THIS IS WHERE THE "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." JOKE CAME FROM!

  • @djh491
    @djh491 5 месяцев назад +219

    Every time I introduce someone to this movie, the "So cute... Bye bye" scene at the beginning always gets a big laugh.

    • @sarahtelles1931
      @sarahtelles1931 5 месяцев назад +16

      I haven't seen this for many many years and I was a child then for some strange reason I at least remember the Neosporin song

    • @darkestatheist
      @darkestatheist 5 месяцев назад +6

      its a classic xD

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming 5 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, I did not expect that, it still had not become apparent jus how surreal it was going to get when I first saw it!

    • @Marjax
      @Marjax 5 месяцев назад +4

      I sing it every time I use it, like my finger is bleeding and hurts like hell but I'm happy to have an excuse to go "neo, ba ba, sporin!"

    • @ozzieansari5799
      @ozzieansari5799 5 месяцев назад +5

      That's what told me right away I was going to like it. Still one of the funniest things I've seen. It's so mean, but like, not? She's sweet about it lol

  • @HeartDAlyson
    @HeartDAlyson 4 месяца назад +7

    the joke that stuck the most with me is the intermission.
    "go get some snacks, perhaps a car-bo-nated soda?"

  • @JasonsBasementBand
    @JasonsBasementBand 5 месяцев назад +13

    I stand by this for 20 years now: this is the funniest movie I’ve ever seen, and it gets funnier every time I rewatch it.

  • @jackburton3212
    @jackburton3212 5 месяцев назад +283

    "I'm bleeding, making me the victor."
    Wimp Lo
    😂😂

    • @legomenjj
      @legomenjj 5 месяцев назад +17

      How you like my Face to Foot Style

    • @CaecoAequitas1
      @CaecoAequitas1 4 месяца назад

      @@legomenjj oh yeah try my nuts to your fist style

    • @chico4105
      @chico4105 Месяц назад +1

      Take a good look cuz I rule baby!
      I rock and roll all day long sweet suzie

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 5 месяцев назад +30

    I love the smug “THE EVIL COUNCIL ARE ALIENS!!!”

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 5 месяцев назад +4

      the best part is how, its basically a prequel to destiny.

    • @ChiefRunningBear56
      @ChiefRunningBear56 25 дней назад

      @@daftoptimist STINKY PITS AND ALL BABY!!!!

  • @maze-nc1ut
    @maze-nc1ut 4 месяца назад +5

    I can’t believe you didn’t show him compensating the squirrel with nuts. That made that scene even more hilarious as the squirrel scurry off, dragging its crushed body.

  • @IvanTheVandal
    @IvanTheVandal 5 месяцев назад +141

    "Wait, maybe that means Wimp Lo is still alive!"
    *flies buzzing*

    • @thebananamelon5065
      @thebananamelon5065 5 месяцев назад +15

      It was how Wimp Lo died that was so fucking hilarious to me “hehe! Right into my trap!”
      *gets clawed and dies*
      Since he was trained wrong, he walked into his own fucking trap

    • @clearcat7296
      @clearcat7296 5 месяцев назад +4

      I always thought his name was Wind Blow.....funny either way!

    • @eriktelles9663
      @eriktelles9663 5 месяцев назад +5

      "Oh"

  • @symmetricasymmetric9154
    @symmetricasymmetric9154 5 месяцев назад +280

    Kung Pow is basically a youtube poop distributed by a big studio and this thing alone make me apreciate it even more

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 5 месяцев назад +25

      More like an Abridged series.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's nothing like that though...

    • @resortX
      @resortX 5 месяцев назад +3

      ah nice, looked for the guidance. On point man. So you must be a latter of BLR :D.

  • @chaseh432
    @chaseh432 5 месяцев назад +14

    One of my family's favorite movies growing up! "I am a great magician! Your shirt is red now!"

  • @brixtongun
    @brixtongun 5 месяцев назад +10

    On day while playing OverWatch i noticed a player on the other team was named Master Betty. I messaged him "but isn't Betty a woman's name" and quoted the movie back to me. This movie is an underatted classic if course we love it.

  • @bphater31
    @bphater31 5 месяцев назад +106

    "Who are you?"
    "Ling's father... weeu weeu weeuu..."

    • @gilessaint-loup2426
      @gilessaint-loup2426 5 месяцев назад +14

      "Oh dear..."

    • @LTJfan
      @LTJfan 5 месяцев назад +2

      No one man can defeat Betty

    • @godot210
      @godot210 4 месяца назад

      If you two girls are done kissing, I've got some ASS KICKING FOR YOU!

    • @tarkeke
      @tarkeke 5 дней назад

      #fights betty
      Weee wooo weee

  • @Kyto1984
    @Kyto1984 5 месяцев назад +65

    "We like this now?"
    Where the hell have YOU been? We've always like this!

    • @eatmysteel
      @eatmysteel 5 месяцев назад +4

      This was the comment I was looking for

  • @jackburrows1071
    @jackburrows1071 5 месяцев назад +6

    i found a copy of the dvd on the side of the road while hungover, took it home put it in dvd player and loved it

  • @angelmiron1991
    @angelmiron1991 5 месяцев назад +8

    The outtakes on the end credits are hilarious especially with tounguie winking

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL 5 месяцев назад +226

    THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

    • @ASpectralWriter
      @ASpectralWriter 5 месяцев назад +40

      *HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS.*

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 5 месяцев назад +5

      Good luck getting any fast food entree for that much now that printer go brrrr and somebody had the bright idea of shutting down pipelines. I paid $6 for a McDouble at a McDonald’s a few weeks ago. Not the meal, no drink, nothing else: SIX DOLLARS just for a sandwich that was on the Dollar Menu a few years ago. I think maybe this particular franchisee might have been taking advantage of the fact that the store was in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, but still…

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oh, hey, you got a FF14 Profile pic.

    • @Skull_E_Duggery
      @Skull_E_Duggery 4 месяца назад

      Back in my day you could get 2 filet o fish for 5 bucks bow its 1 for $6

    • @BagzAndPresident
      @BagzAndPresident Месяц назад

      @@TBustahblame BIDEN

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 5 месяцев назад +154

    I remember a long time ago when my master told me there would be a chosen one
    "There will be a chosen one"

    • @sammisabbie
      @sammisabbie 5 месяцев назад +40

      And then, he told me of the significance.
      "It will be significant"

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 5 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@sammisabbieand then...he killed...the dog...

    • @thachocolategod
      @thachocolategod 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@shioriryukaze*master strains and pushes out a soft fart, dog is heard whining and hits the ground dead*

    • @ssjzero64
      @ssjzero64 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@thachocolategod I officially now know too much, and why are you in bed!?

    • @arcturiandreamer
      @arcturiandreamer 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@ssjzero64 Oh, you won't believe what happened next...

  • @infernalkiwi
    @infernalkiwi 5 месяцев назад +6

    i stumbled across this in 2007 and has been a go to ever since. glad to see more come around on this immense editing project.

  • @XZ-III
    @XZ-III 5 месяцев назад +6

    " The Chose ONE ! "
    " I'm coming ! " that's mostly what i remember from this movie

    • @MSLcorp
      @MSLcorp 4 месяца назад +1

      With my friend, we use these lines back and forth time to time

  • @trevorchristensen4743
    @trevorchristensen4743 5 месяцев назад +58

    "You go this way...I'll go home." One of my favorite scenes in the movie that I quote a lot

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hahaha! Was looking for this quote. I don't know why but I have to pause the film laughing so hard at that scene alone. Its just so well timed as he runs off camera too.

    • @jarlnieminen4307
      @jarlnieminen4307 5 месяцев назад

      I say this once a week at work. Still!

  • @wladimir.Quiroz
    @wladimir.Quiroz 5 месяцев назад +142

    "That's a lot of nuts". It cracks me every time

    • @thebroken0wastaken
      @thebroken0wastaken 5 месяцев назад +3

      whenever someone around me says "nuts", I feel compelled to say this line

    • @KeiuroFanForever
      @KeiuroFanForever 5 месяцев назад +8

      He just left, with NUTS!

    • @Leviathandk
      @Leviathandk 5 месяцев назад +10

      DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

    • @Exhumed.Consumed
      @Exhumed.Consumed 5 месяцев назад +9

      My kids love randomly shouting “THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!” Love that it transcends the generations

    • @saltierdongs7760
      @saltierdongs7760 4 месяца назад +2

      THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABYYYY

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 5 месяцев назад +11

    "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!", Imagine if that guy dubbed over Matthew Broderick in Godzilla (1998)

  • @mortariana
    @mortariana Месяц назад +4

    Critics: 13%
    Audience: 69%
    Nice

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 5 месяцев назад +160

    15:04 "Water everywhere. All over me. I'm getting wet. I'm falling, you're falling, we're falling....WHALE!"

    • @Xenunnaki
      @Xenunnaki 5 месяцев назад +20

      Me and my friend quoted this in the theater watching Thor Ragnarok, when Hulk and Fenrir went over the waterfall. We couldn't stop laughing and everyone else was annoyed with us

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Xenunnaki The whale part is a staple of my references.

    • @chsparkle
      @chsparkle 5 месяцев назад +1

      That was my favourite scene 😂😂

    • @jasonbleau4646
      @jasonbleau4646 5 месяцев назад +1

      Just so random. I'm actually shocked NC didn't comment on that moment

    • @slayerofthebuzz1
      @slayerofthebuzz1 5 месяцев назад +3

      🎵Swinging a chain, just swinging a chain. . .🎵

  • @LoneWolfGamer9613
    @LoneWolfGamer9613 5 месяцев назад +150

    Wait. The guy who made Barnyard and Jimmy Neutron is the one who made THIS....oh boy, we are in for one heck of a ride with this one.

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 5 месяцев назад +28

      He probably wanted to turn the cow kung fu scene into a movie and that's how he came up with barnyard. Guy just thinks cows doing kung fu is funny i guess.

    • @LoneWolfGamer9613
      @LoneWolfGamer9613 5 месяцев назад +7

      Well, he found out by critics that idea was a UDDER disaster.

    • @PHSDM104
      @PHSDM104 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@LoneWolfGamer9613 Don't you mean UDDER disaster?
      Yeah, I'll see myself out.

    • @LoneWolfGamer9613
      @LoneWolfGamer9613 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@PHSDM104 Yeah, I meant to say that.

    • @buickgnx88
      @buickgnx88 3 месяца назад +1

      He also directed Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, which is partly why I think so many people (like myself) prefer it over the first movie!

  • @bananonymouslastname5693
    @bananonymouslastname5693 4 месяца назад +3

    I just realized it's been more than 20 years of singing "Nana na na na, Neo... Nana nanananana, sporin" every time I get a Band-Aid.

  • @nesterosan
    @nesterosan 5 месяцев назад +18

    Betty: Hmmm. Taigar.... Taigar, taigar taigar. Hmmm. Bird.... Birdy, birdy, birdy.
    Later
    Hengeman: kroko kroko.
    Betty: hmmm i'm a birdy too.
    I quoted this all trough Highschool, nobody knew what the hell i was talking about. I just said "watch Kung Pow enter the fist", after that the whole school went around and Taigar, taigar, taigar. And when you herd someone kroko'ed, we answerd "i'm a birdy too". Ahhh good times.

    • @CaecoAequitas1
      @CaecoAequitas1 4 месяца назад

      fucking hell,,,,,I say that way too much when a bird comes up, and just in the voice too

  • @Void_Out
    @Void_Out 5 месяцев назад +49

    “You got that way, I’ll go home” has been in my vocabulary for way too long.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 5 месяцев назад +190

    I wish they made a sequel, with the chosen one fighting off the farm animals. That was great, with him saying, "I see you brought your friends this time."

    • @ShahroozSmith
      @ShahroozSmith 5 месяцев назад +16

      New headcanon: This movie is the prequel to Nickelodeon's classic _Barnyard_ where the animals defeated the Chosen One and are now hiding in plain sight acting as regular animals.

    • @patrickjohnson1649
      @patrickjohnson1649 5 месяцев назад +3

      Your Move Disney.

    • @NewCanada
      @NewCanada 5 месяцев назад +10

      I read somewhere from Bob that the sequel was going to be a Spaghetti Western.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 5 месяцев назад +4

      A sequel was too good to happen. It's kind of like how 22 Jump Street did with that montage of the upcoming movies.

    • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
      @VinluvAntonHandesbukia 5 месяцев назад

      @@NewCanada oh like "Kung Fu" the 70s tv show.

  • @Onebadcajun
    @Onebadcajun 5 месяцев назад +5

    Been waiting a long time for this. Before I watch, I will say that for me and my wife as a couple, this is the perfect intersection of our humor. Nothing was funnier than watching people leave the theatre as we cackled hysterically. This film is for a very weird crowd, and I count myself among them.

  • @avaldez141
    @avaldez141 5 месяцев назад +5

    " That's a lot of nuts!" I just quoted this movie yesterday...so good

  • @GradualGhost
    @GradualGhost 5 месяцев назад +64

    "We like this now?!"
    There was a time we didn't?

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 5 месяцев назад +3

      Most definitely. It was negatively reviewed and critics compared unfavorably to Masters Of Disguise (a legit bad movie from the same year of 2002).

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@rommix0 But that doesn’t mean fans ever hated it

  • @BrandontheBeldam2993
    @BrandontheBeldam2993 5 месяцев назад +106

    “You go that way. I’ll go Home!”😂
    Im sorry despite what critics thought of this film I was the right age when it came to laugh at it. The quick zoom in shots alone crack me up.

    • @AlexDUDEMantale
      @AlexDUDEMantale 5 месяцев назад +4

      I actually still say that sometimes, and people give me weird looks

    • @BagzAndPresident
      @BagzAndPresident Месяц назад +1

      @@AlexDUDEMantalewell what do you expect

  • @adorablecreature79
    @adorablecreature79 5 месяцев назад +379

    Absolutely love this movie for it's absurdity. In fact, my text notification screams "THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!"

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed.

    • @6324MR
      @6324MR 5 месяцев назад +10

      It was not badong.

    • @jeng9927
      @jeng9927 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@6324MR This comment deserves an award. 😂

    • @patrickjohnson1649
      @patrickjohnson1649 5 месяцев назад +17

      “THAT’LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY!
      YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?”

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 5 месяцев назад +14

      "HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!!"

  • @InfiniteCheeto
    @InfiniteCheeto 5 месяцев назад +4

    I still use "I go pee pee standing up" to this day.

  • @matics2808
    @matics2808 5 месяцев назад +3

    I had this on VHS growing up and would watch it 3-5 times a day sometimes!
    This comedy was ahead of its time.

  • @gokuisard
    @gokuisard 5 месяцев назад +96

    "Tiger, tiger...birdie birdie, BURDIE birdie, birdie. I am a great great magician and your clothes are red!" Cracked me up since it's release. Got it on dvd and often rewatch it 😍❤️

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 5 месяцев назад

      I found a copy for\ $0.99 while on the 50% off rack at a used video store. I paid $0.50 for my copy and I love it

  • @jamesa120
    @jamesa120 5 месяцев назад +52

    My brother and I quote this movie on a weekly basis. It was our favorite growing up. Still love the line, “you go this way, I’ll go home” and when Ling kept saying “wee-ooh wee-ooh” and “wegh”.

  • @CatsOverdrive
    @CatsOverdrive 5 месяцев назад +3

    First saw this as a teen. The first movie that made my jaws hurt from laughing. The baby down cliff intro, "I don't know", "THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY!!!", "weeeoooo", "Your suit is red...", so many stupid quotes in this movie that's still stuck to me to this day.

  • @michaelreeve-fowkes7100
    @michaelreeve-fowkes7100 5 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly, this one needs a first viewing with Doug and Rob because I can picture some of the commentary being stunning.

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 5 месяцев назад +73

    Master Betty: Orson!
    Henchmen: Welles.

  • @chungin955
    @chungin955 5 месяцев назад +31

    the fact that the dogs bark is out of since plus he never interacts with it as well is just extra frosting on the cake

  • @void870
    @void870 5 месяцев назад +5

    I was the perfect age for this movie to come out lol
    I was young enough to get a big laugh at how silly it is, and as I got older, I saw the amount of layers to the jokes there were. This movie is always going to have a special place in my heart

  • @Gambini_93
    @Gambini_93 5 месяцев назад +5

    The Movie that Kung Pow Enter The Fists is parodying is called Tiger and Crane Fists which came out in 1976

  • @EBTheOriginalMaster
    @EBTheOriginalMaster 5 месяцев назад +61

    A 69% Audience score? Nice! 😏

  • @snuffdbacon8891
    @snuffdbacon8891 5 месяцев назад +31

    20 years later I still quote this movie. "We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke" and "leap the wall if yours so great" are everyday quotes I use

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN 5 месяцев назад +2

    “We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.”
    Lmao, haha

  • @Faltzerbeast90
    @Faltzerbeast90 5 месяцев назад +3

    I still say "weo weo weo!!!" 😂 and use the Betty voice

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 5 месяцев назад +92

    "We like this now?"
    What the hell you talking about? I always liked it.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same. I still own my vhs copy of it.

    • @jesusromanpadro3853
      @jesusromanpadro3853 5 месяцев назад +2

      I just find out people didn't like this movie when it came out.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 5 месяцев назад +1

      I've never heard of this movie until right now

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 5 месяцев назад

      @@tristanhartup4936 Yeah exactly. 20th Century Fox absolutely buried this movie just like they buried Monkeybone. I too have never heard of it until now.

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Gamer3427loaned the DVD to an ex and I never saw it again.
      Still pissed about it

  • @DarkSoulSama
    @DarkSoulSama 5 месяцев назад +45

    "And then... he killed... the dog..."

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 4 месяца назад +2

    ‘I know it’s childish, but -‘ is the essence of this movie.

  • @dywonlever5759
    @dywonlever5759 5 месяцев назад +2

    This movie has been living in my head for almost 20yrs. My dad took me to the movies to see this when I was like 5 and I loved and haven't forgot about it yet in a type of fever dream way, I even had my granny get the DVD at one point😆

  • @moyluna1589
    @moyluna1589 5 месяцев назад +377

    🎶 Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito 🎶

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  5 месяцев назад +82

      Product placement!

    • @El_Bastardo
      @El_Bastardo 5 месяцев назад +67

      Nacho burrito!

    • @THExMRxLOKKI
      @THExMRxLOKKI 5 месяцев назад +15

      “Oh, Cho’Zen Wan, I didn’t recognize you without crap in your pants…”

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ChannelAwesomeNext Nostalgia Critic Reviews Suggestions:
      RV with Robin Williams
      Re-Animated from CN
      Clifford the Big Red Dog 2019
      Doogal
      Arctic Dogs
      Captain UnderPants
      Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Vacation
      Mr Popper's Penguins
      Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
      Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3

    • @deadking8671
      @deadking8671 5 месяцев назад +3

      NACHO BURRITO!!

  • @Sharks4Cup408
    @Sharks4Cup408 5 месяцев назад +37

    "Okay, so here were my options. A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die."
    [action resumes; Tang gets hit with the claw]
    "Hmm, should have gone with A."

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 5 месяцев назад +2

    I feel bad for the Oedenkerk Brothers. Steve made this hilarious cult classic that critics pooped on and Bob poured his heart into Better Call Saul and got snubbed to all hell at the awards shows.

  • @shioriryukaze
    @shioriryukaze 5 месяцев назад +1

    I understand why a lot of critics were really serious about this movie. I realize why it got so many negative reviews. But this is one of those movies you just turn your brain off and watch. You're not looking for a storyline, you're not looking for serious content. This just gave homage to all the bad Kung Fu flicks we watched growing up and still watch to this day. I can almost quote this movie word for word. If I get around the right people, I could definitely quote it word for word.

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 5 месяцев назад +50

    I think the narration helps a lot. Some of the funniest lines are from the narrator.
    “ that day the chosen one learned a valuable lesson. Iron claws hurt like crap man!!”
    😂😂

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 5 месяцев назад +8

      And so he walked, and walked, and walked, and sometimes...
      drove.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 5 месяцев назад

      @@nathank2289 😂😂😂

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@nathank2289 ..and occasionally partied with the desert creatures!

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn1467 5 месяцев назад +38

    I remember long ago actually watching "Tiger & Crane Fists" On RUclips. (The film Kung Pow lifted most of its footage from) And within the comments, people were putting time stamps and quoting lines from Kung Pow within certain scenes which gives you an idea of how memorable and Iconic that film was despite it being a parody.

  • @Phantom-Guy
    @Phantom-Guy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Little detail i found hilarious is that even the dog is dubbed

  • @themr_wilson
    @themr_wilson 4 месяца назад +1

    16:49 homage to Sir Lancelot storming a castle in Monty Python's Holy Grail, and he was fortunate to not have to deal with a tiny net

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 5 месяцев назад +23

    Audience score: 69%
    Yeah that seems about right.

  • @worpig
    @worpig 5 месяцев назад +25

    Henchman:"coo coo coo coo"
    Master Betty:"mmm I'm just a birdy too"
    Definitely hold more a personal love for this movie because my dad and I watched it together and don't think any movie made us laugh so hard like this one.

  • @noproblemjustkidding
    @noproblemjustkidding 3 месяца назад +1

    I LOVED this movie as a kid - watched it dozens upon dozens of times with my friend and forced my sisters to watch it too. So happy to see reactions to things that didn't exist with RUclips.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 5 месяцев назад +2

    "we like this now?"
    I've *ALWAYS* loved this movie, showed it to all my friends and all loved it too, we constantly quote it

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able 5 месяцев назад +97

    There are many funny lines in this movie; but, my favorite one is when Betty arrives in town and they're looking for the Chosen One and you can hear one guy in the background saying, "Hey guys, what's going on?!"

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 5 месяцев назад +6

      Mine might be the scene with a seemingly long explanation and then all you hear is "I dun know."

    • @MultiBoxingKid
      @MultiBoxingKid 5 месяцев назад +6

      After that, we see him get beat up.

    • @jrvaters915
      @jrvaters915 5 месяцев назад

      Totally agree. It’s one of the best lines in the movie

    • @projectxs107
      @projectxs107 5 месяцев назад +3

      "You go that way, I'll go home!"

  • @jacobsedlack1173
    @jacobsedlack1173 5 месяцев назад +30

    "I could pretend I'm a bird and go for both of the points with a stinging eel strike, but that would just look stupid and leave my soft, sensitive balls completely exposed."
    Need I say more?

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 месяцев назад +4

      This movie made ‘leap like a freak’ part of my vocabulary

  • @lassolegenda
    @lassolegenda 5 месяцев назад +3

    I'm convinced that the Zucker brothers and Jim Abrahams could've done the cow bit justice, in pre-CGI day no less. I don't know how but based on their Swedish bookstore, underwater saloon fight and cow disguise bits from Top Secrets, they would find a way.
    Also, Oedekerk looks like Kevin Nealon and I don't know what to do with that information.

  • @z_movie_dan
    @z_movie_dan 5 месяцев назад +1

    When a product placement still comes to mind all these years later when someone just asks if I would like some Taco Bell, you did good.

  • @flcl666flcl
    @flcl666flcl 5 месяцев назад +89

    "Let me know, if you see, a Radio Shack."

  • @GabeGOG
    @GabeGOG 5 месяцев назад +35

    This movie just hit home for me because it was the first time my dad and I shared a love for silly af comedy. My dad was a medical professional and rarely showed that silly side of him but with this movie, it got unhinged! He loved that I loved it so much that he would replay it a ton just so we could spend time laughing and quoting it.
    Sure that makes me biased towards the movie but hey. I appreciate it, what can I say?
    RIP Dad, thanks for sharing this with me.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 5 месяцев назад +1

      Condolences for your dad. He had excellent taste in comedies.

  • @Irishcrossing
    @Irishcrossing 3 месяца назад

    The taco bell placement song, the radio shack line, "you go this way, I go home," and "we trained him wrong, as a joke." I have used religiously for years.

  • @medalion1390
    @medalion1390 5 месяцев назад +1

    “We are both ventriloquists, and now we’re upside-down”

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 месяцев назад +54

    Incidentally, *all* of the dialogue (except for "Whoa", the one-breasted woman) is done by Oedekerk himself. The initial plan was to have a bunch of people doing the dub, but after he recorded some placeholder audio for Master Pain and Ling, they decided that was *way* funnier.
    Also, that scene at 8:30 is precisely why the producers picked the movie for it, too!

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 4 месяца назад

      Even Ling? I thought that was Miss Piggy’s voice.

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 4 месяца назад

      @@Dennis-nc3vw
      According to Wikipedia - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Pow!_Enter_the_Fist#Voiced-over_characters - yes.

  • @roden706
    @roden706 5 месяцев назад +25

    "We like this now?"
    I enjoyed this film when it came out it was so much fun.

  • @montyturner6511
    @montyturner6511 5 месяцев назад +1

    The cow fighting is so hilariously awesome. 😂

    • @MusikCassette
      @MusikCassette 4 месяца назад +1

      I think it is just a set up for the mid credit scene.

  • @JohnB-im3eu
    @JohnB-im3eu 5 месяцев назад +1

    "THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS" is quoted by me way too often.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 месяцев назад +83

    From the brilliant mind who brought you Barnyard and Jimmy neutron.

  • @clint4951
    @clint4951 5 месяцев назад +42

    "Face to foot style, how'd ya like it?" - Wimp Lo

    • @davidgill7412
      @davidgill7412 5 месяцев назад +2

      "I'm sure your style is quite impressive where you're from. Your only problem is, this is Earth" - The Chosen One

    • @EthanBalkfield
      @EthanBalkfield 5 месяцев назад +1

      "I'm bleeding. Making me the victor!"

  • @Mad77max77
    @Mad77max77 5 месяцев назад +1

    The fight with the cow is A CLASSIC !