You were obviously not a very experienced Blackpowder shooter. You had two patches, which is why you could not get the ball to seat into the barrel correctly. The ball for a .50 caliber firearm should be .490. The patch should be .010. Should you feel that’s a little too difficult to load go to 1.005 patch. Also, the spout on your flask can be utilized as the measure. Two fills of a 25 grain spout equals 50 grains. Some practice and figure it out. I hope nobody uses your video as a tutorial.
That's a duel they usually meet up people don't realise they made appointments to shoot at each other 10 min reload imagine telling you co-worker you can't make lunch because you and some guy have to shoot at each other 10min is nothing
I had no idea until I watched the Flintlock Rifle video that Garand Thumb made. If you haven’t watched it, I highly suggest watching it. A Kentucky Long Rifle was quite deadly 👌
It's a watermelon, cannot be compared to a human skull whatsoever. The human skull is extremely tough, and there have been recorded instances where shots from a distance have actually smudged out on corners of the skull or have failed to even enter. At that range, yeah it'd probably kill you but the muzzle velocity of these weapons are very low. An Aboriginal tribe leader in Australia survived being shot by a flintlock many, many times and there have been many other recordings of such thing. A lot of the time it just ended up being a death from infection or lead poisoning which is all pretty ironic but then again you could die from a rose thorn infection back then which just comes to show how far modern medicine has come. Also just for math sake, velocity equates to more kinetic energy than mass as 1/2mv²=Kv, so were mass is halved, velocity is squared. The internal damage for modern firearms, specifically rifles, is also much, much more dramatic.
@@zekiah2 Oh boy, this is a long one, I am going to be honest with you. I have no idea what past me is talking about? Pretty sure I misunderstood OP at that moment, in one of my all nighters. I can give a rough re-wording of what I might have been trying to say which boils down to, "I am down to see how deadly muzzleloaders are, only thing I have ever used is a BB and a machete so I can understand if it is deadlier then expected." My logic is that if a BB can take something out, then I shouldn't laugh at a muzzleloader. And I had to put a bird who had a broken neck out of its misery and bothered me for a while since I do not normally kill anything bigger then a bug, so I was probebly still mentally recovering from that...
A .44 cap and ball revolver with a maximum powder load (about 35 grains, depending on gun model) has about the same power (bullet mass and velocity) as a .38 Special. Very much adequately lethal, and once modern type sights were invented (15th century?) even smoothbore pistols were accurate enough that they had to *leave the sights off* dueling pistols to cut down the number of double kills in duels...
Using proper black powders really ups the performance of the cap and ball revolvers. Under a 217 grain conical bullet, I use 22 grains of Swiss Null B (extremely fine grain 5Fg black powder) to duplicate 1860's era combustible envelope cartridges loaded with Hazard Cartridge powder, using the thin gift wrapping tissue as envelope paper. From my 8 inch barrel Uberti replica Remington Army .44, the 217 grain conical hits 950 ft/per/second, pretty well equal to a modern 45 ACP +P load! These C&B revolvers, properly loaded are no joke, being as deadly as any modern handgun and superbly accurate to long handgun ranges of 100+ yards.
@@63DW89A I've never managed to get conicals for mine (and I'd have to grind out the frame and modify the ram to load conicals on the gun). I haven't found black powder locally and haven't been willing to pay hazmat for a single can (it'd take me the rest of my life to shoot five pounds -- no close local places to shoot, either), so I've used Pyrodex, and loaded some .32 S&W Long cartridges with American Pioneer. I've used cigarette papers for cartridge wrappers, but I plan to get some "end papers" from a beauty supplier, they're apparently similar paper and much cheaper.
I have 4 black powder revolvers and people who say they aren't accurate have never shot one. I can understand they have issues like with the colt style clsometimes they get paper or cap jams from the close tolerances and the wedge design issues, but my colt walker I've shot out to around 60 yards with inherent accuracy and at around 30 or so it's a death machine. Now of course the gun has a 9 inch barrel and holds a pretty big charge, but seeing that smoke feeling the light push from a black powder gun and seeing that ball hit a golf ball at 30 yards, woo boy. Maybe I'm just the few but I fine the hammer backsight very easy to use accurately. Of course this is all bench shooting, I would never want to carry a walker too many problems, but a 1858 new army or 1851 navy they are pointers and can be shot point very profeciently
So for my uberti walker I use 454 balls with 40gr of powder for the classic 45 colt load and use the guns of the west cartridge maker. I've loaded up to 50 and I know the gun can handle 60 fine especially as a modern reproduction but I find accuracy suffers. If I load by hand I use felt wads for the added distance or cornmeal.
@@SilntObsvr I would love to eventually try some nitrated paper but cigarettes paper works for me. Although recently my Walker has been getting jammed up after each paper shot so I'm thinking maybe it's too high up on the ball and is causing it not all to burn, I also had those balls tallow dipped so im unsure. Never had issues till now, The black powder I was finally able to get is called schutzen I believe it's like the only think we can get locally besides pyrodex and I much prefer it. The only issue is I'm out of Remington number 10 primers and csnt find any more :^*
In a situation like the Burr-Hamilton duel, it wasn't so much about firearm effectiveness, but more an issue of the combatants actually intending to hit their target, from what I've seen on the History Channel.
There was an Aaron Burr society with the motto “Not Soon Enough”. (1) AH was a schemer who was looking to sell out the country to bnkrs immediately, (2) profiteered on the war vets’ bonds, & (3) explicitly looked to create a powereIite that controIIed everything.
Sorry for spamming! “TheMnyMstrs”&”CntyofEnsIvmt” both give a bigger picture. Easy searches, but all in my EcRsrces Iist. Btw, not trying to promote myseIf, I just truly want the info out.
That's a spin on the story. Kind of hard to confirm that Hamilton missed on purpose when he's dead. It's easy to miss with one shot and the dummy chose his side and had the sun in his eyes.
@@weaniebeaniebur5725 The pistols used in that duel had single stage set triggers. Burr apparently didn't know of that but Hamilton did. He may have set the trigger and accidentally fired before he intended to.
The more desdly part would be the multitude of infections that could be contracted from a bullet wound that they had very few effective ways of curing.
Not really, this looks like a circa 1860-70 pistol, obsolete by a long shot by then, long after duelling and at a decade when bolt action repeating rifles and lever action rifles (and cartridge revolvers) were a thing
These pistols are a lot of fun. I remember building one with my dad from a kit we bought at Sportsman's. I think building it and putting together was more fun than shooting it.
You neglected to attempt to resolve the situation peacefully and to have seconds resolve it in your place twice, there was no doctor, and you clearly gave yourself an unfair advantage with the positioning of the sun, otherwise, you would have performed the duel at night, as you are meant to. It also did not seem that you allowed the melon to perform any religious rites beforehand to prepare for the afterlife and did not allow it to notify those who grew from the same vine. You skipped to the ninth commandment despite the fact that the previous eight could have saved a melon’s life. I am, quite frankly, appalled, and, based on your lack of honor, I am forced to assume you have something against melons. May God have mercy on your soul.
At typical pistol ranges in those days, these were as accurate as any Glock. Remember that although they had primitive sights, the actual sight radius makes up for it, and, the length of the barrel made these guns extremely accurate with plenty of velocity, which in the case of this pistol and this load, would have been about 900fps at the muzzle - much like a standard loaded Colt .45 today.
The amount of calculus that went into every automatic weapon post 1895 is truly staggering 😭 (calculus is where all the weird math for circles is, so gattling guns/miniguns actually need it)
I think mankind's creativeness is pretty well spread across the spectrum from weapons to bridges to cathedrals to music - the latter of which in my opinion is the epitome of human creativity.
-I always rub off the tip for less mess. -The lubed wads helped the performance -The balls are a little too big -Now to ram that little rod inside -Sometimes you miss the hole... *beavis and butthead laughter intensifies*
i like how there are pineapples when he says “some melon wants to duel me” as if he couldn’t believe the audacity of the melon and had to gossip about it to his pineapple buddies
You were obviously not a very experienced Blackpowder shooter. You had two patches, which is why you could not get the ball to seat into the barrel correctly. The ball for a .50 caliber firearm should be .490. The patch should be .010. Should you feel that’s a little too difficult to load go to 1.005 patch. Also, the spout on your flask can be utilized as the measure. Two fills of a 25 grain spout equals 50 grains. Some practice and figure it out. I hope nobody uses your video as a tutorial.
I am appalled *spits on phone
I mean it looks to me like the guy just got it and wants to show it off more than it's a tutorial.
@@BMikeAD that’s all well and good, but still do it correctly and safely.
It's idiots like this that promote self inflicted wounds.
you sound really gay and obnoxious
“Four melons break into my house. What the devil! I exclaim as I grab my powdered wig.”
Just as the founding fathers intended
I'll resort to the cannon mounted up the stais loaded with grapeshot TALLY HO LADS
@@TiroNafussa then bayonet charge the last guy and leave him bleeding since triangular bayonet wounds cant be stitched up!
@@waluigicoldplayelias8202 Just as the founding fathers intended
I'm calling them melons from now on 👌
*"sir I think you have missed yout shot sir"*
*"very well then give me 10 minutes to reload"*
That's a duel they usually meet up people don't realise they made appointments to shoot at each other
10 min reload imagine telling you co-worker you can't make lunch because you and some guy have to shoot at each other
10min is nothing
*45 seconds if you have practice*
I believe that the British army soldier could get off three shots in a minute back in the Napoleonic Wars...
These were some seriously mentally ill individuals to think to settle simple disputes in this manner lmfao!! 😅😅
@@rbtheballer Have you watched John Wick 4? Pistols at dawn... very stylish, very dramatic!
Remember switching to one of your other 6 pistols is faster than reloading
Lmao
Blackbeard
*EVERYTHING IS AN ULTRAKILL REFERENCE*
@@AllosaurusseesBullshatno its not. I immediately thought of assassins creed black flag.
Hands down, the best use of this meme in years
"Now we gotta shoot loads at eachother until we reach satisfaction"💀
NAHHH
I thought it was a Hamilton reference, but now that you're pointing this out...
Apparently I've stumbled upon HomoTube.
"But the balls are a little too big"
@@fahrizalrizal563"now ram that little rod inside"
"But the balls are a little too big"
"Sometimes you miss the hole"
That cannot be on accident
"Ram that little rod inside"
Dirty minded 💀
@@budgie508 BRO HES SO DIRTY MINDED LOOOLLOLOLOL SO FUNNY XD!! SEX!! SEX!! FUNNY!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀SO FUNNY SEX SEX SEX DIRT MINDED LOOOL NAHHHH💀💀💀💀
Every sentence here seemed to have massive sexual intent
Budwiser!!!
It’s very cringy tbh
“The opponent approaches”
It's funny
10 paces and fire?
i want to buy a flintlock pistol to screw around with
Flintlocks are just fun.
That’s NOT a flintlock, it’s a cap lock. Uses percussion caps. Flintlocks are also cool though.
Hooked ME like a big Ol Bass!
I love my Flintlock one of the greatest rifles I've ever bought
Black powered is not for "screwing around".
( Some ppl scare me)
You turned that rapscallion into the modern day character known as Gustavo Fring 💀
Nah💀
I can't escape Breaking Bad shitposts
Fr, that’s what I thought.
"shoot loads at each other"💀
gay
"until we reach satisfaction"💀
"But the balls are a little to big"
“The lube wads help performance”
Ummmm is ”phrasing” still a thing?
Captain: "hold on, i'm reloading"
Soldier: "Sir, the war is already over"
It's so amazing what a round ball does to live tissue. People forget how deadly muzzleloaders are.
I had no idea until I watched the Flintlock Rifle video that Garand Thumb made.
If you haven’t watched it, I highly suggest watching it. A Kentucky Long Rifle was quite deadly 👌
Actually people dont realize how soft and fragile we are, i think thats the point
People seem to ignore the fact that they tend to be something like 0.50 calibre...
@@tomasmerino1039 In this context? No, that's not the point.
It's a watermelon, cannot be compared to a human skull whatsoever. The human skull is extremely tough, and there have been recorded instances where shots from a distance have actually smudged out on corners of the skull or have failed to even enter. At that range, yeah it'd probably kill you but the muzzle velocity of these weapons are very low. An Aboriginal tribe leader in Australia survived being shot by a flintlock many, many times and there have been many other recordings of such thing. A lot of the time it just ended up being a death from infection or lead poisoning which is all pretty ironic but then again you could die from a rose thorn infection back then which just comes to show how far modern medicine has come.
Also just for math sake, velocity equates to more kinetic energy than mass as 1/2mv²=Kv, so were mass is halved, velocity is squared. The internal damage for modern firearms, specifically rifles, is also much, much more dramatic.
Nice shot, I can appreciate a man that doesn't waste his loads.
😂🤣
Pause...
No Pause in 2023 🤣........
Even if you do miss can’t you just use some tissues
Edit: oh wait I see I was thinking of something else
@@itzyaboimike6205How about in 2024?
I expected you to say "the opponent is coming" but 9/10 ya did good
A missed opportunity 😔
@@kaligarivers it's alright champ we get sexier every day
(slaps my face to initiate a duel.)
"Motherfu-"
*takes 10 mins to prepare my pistol*
Don’t forget the return/acceptance slap
THE OFFICER ARE COMING IN THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
CHAAAAARGE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Man i only looked up "1800s best weopen and every short i see about these guns have a guts and black powder reference
God you guys are so annoying
"Change your pistol is faster than reloading"
"New York reload"
This has never been more accurate. 😅
Reloads a pistol in Sea of Thieves
The pistol in question:
Do it like Edward Kenway, and have four pistols on-hand so you can shoot in a barrage... but still reload all of them in three seconds.
What is the black powder equivalent of the Keanu mag flip?
Anyone who laughs at muzzleloaders has never done a postmortem on a deer.
No, but then again I haven't really had to do a postmortem with anything except a BB gun and a machete so I am open to the educational experience
No shit. I took a dear with a 50 cal cva muzzle loader one season and it tore that sucker up
@@cjlane5677what did you get with a machete?
@@zekiah2 Oh boy, this is a long one, I am going to be honest with you. I have no idea what past me is talking about? Pretty sure I misunderstood OP at that moment, in one of my all nighters.
I can give a rough re-wording of what I might have been trying to say which boils down to, "I am down to see how deadly muzzleloaders are, only thing I have ever used is a BB and a machete so I can understand if it is deadlier then expected."
My logic is that if a BB can take something out, then I shouldn't laugh at a muzzleloader. And I had to put a bird who had a broken neck out of its misery and bothered me for a while since I do not normally kill anything bigger then a bug, so I was probebly still mentally recovering from that...
The muzzledone
Guy has sexual tension with this gun indeed.
"always rub the tip for less mess"
"Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbour's dog"
Bro said the balls are too big 💀
“Extra hot for larger balls”
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
me asf
💀💀
Everybody gangsta until the melon starts shooting
Bro got some serious beef with melons _💀_
“We gotta shoot loads at each other until satisfaction” 😫
Getting tism vibes didn't know y'all could own a gun
I Do Not Have A Problem. 🍉
when a scallywag messes with the quietwag in school
school??
@@RobotronSagechurch apprenticeship
"The merest flesh wound, sirrah, I demand we fire again, I am not satisfied".
Ruffian detected, smoothbore engaged
WERE GONNA CHARGE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥
"now we have to shoot loads at each other" is crazy 😂☠️
I really said “man this dude missed” then saw the ending then really went “damn i guess he didn’t”
"Stay strapped or get clapped"-George Washington, 1776
lol
Yes please
I put a switch on my blunderbuss
2nd Amendment
A better example of someone who said this:
-Alexander Hamilton, 1800
Bro whipped out the "Timber Shiverer 2000"
He knew exactly what he was doing while editing this video 💀
Remember kids
If you miss
Be like Edward Kenway
And pull out your 4th gun
A .44 cap and ball revolver with a maximum powder load (about 35 grains, depending on gun model) has about the same power (bullet mass and velocity) as a .38 Special. Very much adequately lethal, and once modern type sights were invented (15th century?) even smoothbore pistols were accurate enough that they had to *leave the sights off* dueling pistols to cut down the number of double kills in duels...
Using proper black powders really ups the performance of the cap and ball revolvers. Under a 217 grain conical bullet, I use 22 grains of Swiss Null B (extremely fine grain 5Fg black powder) to duplicate 1860's era combustible envelope cartridges loaded with Hazard Cartridge powder, using the thin gift wrapping tissue as envelope paper. From my 8 inch barrel Uberti replica Remington Army .44, the 217 grain conical hits 950 ft/per/second, pretty well equal to a modern 45 ACP +P load! These C&B revolvers, properly loaded are no joke, being as deadly as any modern handgun and superbly accurate to long handgun ranges of 100+ yards.
@@63DW89A I've never managed to get conicals for mine (and I'd have to grind out the frame and modify the ram to load conicals on the gun). I haven't found black powder locally and haven't been willing to pay hazmat for a single can (it'd take me the rest of my life to shoot five pounds -- no close local places to shoot, either), so I've used Pyrodex, and loaded some .32 S&W Long cartridges with American Pioneer. I've used cigarette papers for cartridge wrappers, but I plan to get some "end papers" from a beauty supplier, they're apparently similar paper and much cheaper.
I have 4 black powder revolvers and people who say they aren't accurate have never shot one. I can understand they have issues like with the colt style clsometimes they get paper or cap jams from the close tolerances and the wedge design issues, but my colt walker I've shot out to around 60 yards with inherent accuracy and at around 30 or so it's a death machine.
Now of course the gun has a 9 inch barrel and holds a pretty big charge, but seeing that smoke feeling the light push from a black powder gun and seeing that ball hit a golf ball at 30 yards, woo boy.
Maybe I'm just the few but I fine the hammer backsight very easy to use accurately. Of course this is all bench shooting, I would never want to carry a walker too many problems, but a 1858 new army or 1851 navy they are pointers and can be shot point very profeciently
So for my uberti walker I use
454 balls with 40gr of powder for the classic 45 colt load and use the guns of the west cartridge maker. I've loaded up to 50 and I know the gun can handle 60 fine especially as a modern reproduction but I find accuracy suffers.
If I load by hand I use felt wads for the added distance or cornmeal.
@@SilntObsvr I would love to eventually try some nitrated paper but cigarettes paper works for me. Although recently my Walker has been getting jammed up after each paper shot so I'm thinking maybe it's too high up on the ball and is causing it not all to burn, I also had those balls tallow dipped so im unsure.
Never had issues till now,
The black powder I was finally able to get is called schutzen I believe it's like the only think we can get locally besides pyrodex and I much prefer it.
The only issue is I'm out of Remington number 10 primers and csnt find any more :^*
It never ceases to amaze me when I break out my cap and ball pistols;revolvers included at the range how many people ask me if they are lethal.
Brace for the fuds mad that you used the round side of the ram rod 😂
That did tick me off ngl
This was a very unfair duel, the watermelon wasn't armed!
In a situation like the Burr-Hamilton duel, it wasn't so much about firearm effectiveness, but more an issue of the combatants actually intending to hit their target, from what I've seen on the History Channel.
Yes, I remember that.
Apparently-b/c of his morals-he dumped his load in the air & not at his fellow man.
There was an Aaron Burr society with the motto “Not Soon Enough”.
(1) AH was a schemer who was looking to sell out the country to bnkrs immediately, (2) profiteered on the war vets’ bonds, & (3) explicitly looked to create a powereIite that controIIed everything.
Sorry for spamming!
“TheMnyMstrs”&”CntyofEnsIvmt” both give a bigger picture.
Easy searches, but all in my EcRsrces Iist.
Btw, not trying to promote myseIf, I just truly want the info out.
That's a spin on the story. Kind of hard to confirm that Hamilton missed on purpose when he's dead. It's easy to miss with one shot and the dummy chose his side and had the sun in his eyes.
@@weaniebeaniebur5725 The pistols used in that duel had single stage set triggers. Burr apparently didn't know of that but Hamilton did. He may have set the trigger and accidentally fired before he intended to.
The more desdly part would be the multitude of infections that could be contracted from a bullet wound that they had very few effective ways of curing.
Your honor has been restored, sir
In their day, that was an assault pistol
Not really, this looks like a circa 1860-70 pistol, obsolete by a long shot by then, long after duelling and at a decade when bolt action repeating rifles and lever action rifles (and cartridge revolvers) were a thing
Not when you consider accuracy and rate of fire
he'll never be satisfied, satisfied.. - Elizabeth Schuyler.
“Oh, dearie me, I do seem to have missed! Please give me ten years to load my pistol, my good sir”
“Hark! Let us engage in this gentlemanly contest of marksmanship! TALLY HO!!”
Andrew Jackson's favorite hobby
Don't forget Aaron Burr
It's the greatest father and son pastime in America, isn't that right, Alexander?
"Now we have to shoot loads at each other until we reach satisfaction" bruhh
I didn’t write the history book bruh bruh
Watching this is like those manscaped ads
imagine you in bed and she says: "Now, 10 paces and FIRE!" in a posh british accent 😭😭
This pistol has a rifled barrel.
But the ball has no groves. 🤷♂️
@Nocturnal Recluse it doesnt need grooves. The rifling in the barrel will shave grooves into the ball causing it to spin.
and sights
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 normal bullets don't really have grooves either.
@@TacticalPhoenixYT I'm not talking about normal bullets.
These pistols are a lot of fun. I remember building one with my dad from a kit we bought at Sportsman's. I think building it and putting together was more fun than shooting it.
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter:
Watermelon face be like : "Yeah, I'm waiting for you."
You neglected to attempt to resolve the situation peacefully and to have seconds resolve it in your place twice, there was no doctor, and you clearly gave yourself an unfair advantage with the positioning of the sun, otherwise, you would have performed the duel at night, as you are meant to. It also did not seem that you allowed the melon to perform any religious rites beforehand to prepare for the afterlife and did not allow it to notify those who grew from the same vine. You skipped to the ninth commandment despite the fact that the previous eight could have saved a melon’s life. I am, quite frankly, appalled, and, based on your lack of honor, I am forced to assume you have something against melons. May God have mercy on your soul.
"now we gotta shoot loads at eachother" 😅
“We have to shoot loads at eachother”
Real life Officer from Guts and Blackpowder shooting at a unfortunate Shambler:
"remember, switching to your sabre is faster than reloading."
Anyone here from John Wick 4? The dueling scene was fire.
ending is pure 💥💨 🔥🔥🔥
Cowboy Bebop
"...CONSEQUENCES..."
Sir melingtons look absolutely furious with you. Did you tell him a joke about the queen 😅😂
You mean melon lord?
You didn't give the watermelon a Pistol to duel you...
to think that this exact noise and thing occured 300 years ago always amazes me as a metal detectorist when finding these Musket balls.
That hand motion after inserting into the hole was quite fast
You need to aim your load at the chest not the face. Bigger surface area when you don’t have an accurate load.
Did you see the size of the head on that melon
At typical pistol ranges in those days, these were as accurate as any Glock. Remember that although they had primitive sights, the actual sight radius makes up for it, and, the length of the barrel made these guns extremely accurate with plenty of velocity, which in the case of this pistol and this load, would have been about 900fps at the muzzle - much like a standard loaded Colt .45 today.
A melon doesn't have a chest
Mankinds most creative side is in finding ways to kill each other.
The amount of calculus that went into every automatic weapon post 1895 is truly staggering 😭 (calculus is where all the weird math for circles is, so gattling guns/miniguns actually need it)
I think mankind's creativeness is pretty well spread across the spectrum from weapons to bridges to cathedrals to music - the latter of which in my opinion is the epitome of human creativity.
Now do it with a flintlock pistol
Musket balls were extra big to help them travel in a straight line through the air. As guns got more accurate, we were able to shrink bullet size.
-I always rub off the tip for less mess.
-The lubed wads helped the performance
-The balls are a little too big
-Now to ram that little rod inside
-Sometimes you miss the hole...
*beavis and butthead laughter intensifies*
Someone just discovered 5th grade humour.
I don't care who you are, black powder guns are aesthetic as fuck
"Satisfaction achieved."
Bro got destroyed 😭.
I could only imagine how brutal a musket shot would be
“Dual you scalawag!”
“One moment, let me load my pistol.”
“Of course sir, take your time.”
Therussianbadger: “where did you even find a functioning flintlock?”
What flintlock
The balls are never too big
“But the balls are a little too big”
That’s what she said 💀😭
Those cost 300-400$ if anyone is curious they are called Kentucky black power pistols
I always wondered how capable pistols like that were and now you have showed me. I am pretty impressed!
The sawed off was violated😂😂
Lord Bullingdon, on account of Kaligarivers firing at a melon, do you feel you have received satisfaction?
_Barry Lyndon_
You always have to say something like "have at ye scallywag!" Then proceed to releive them of half of their face
Watermelon "good shot my good sir very good indeed"
bro really said" blud get out of mine property"
That bloke has taken a good deal of damage, good job my fellow, ye have successfully defeated that rapscallion.
Most of these I
antique
black powdered muzzle loaders
had the power of a shotgun
It's only one lead ball
being projected out of the Barrel
King George doesn’t want that smoke💀
Thts the kinda black pepper I season my meals with.
The battle was so intense that his hand was shaking💀
I thought that melon almost had me.
«HELP IM BEING GRABED BY A RUNNER»
Officer:
"Shoot loads at each other until we reach satisfaction"
Thanks for this on my way to the theater now
i like how there are pineapples when he says “some melon wants to duel me” as if he couldn’t believe the audacity of the melon and had to gossip about it to his pineapple buddies
bro the killed melon looks like gustavo while dying.
“But the balls are a little too big”
“Sometimes you missed the hole”
Opponents head: fuckin explodes
This dude: Satisfaction achieved
*has flashbacks from the catacombs*
I like to add a pinch of that spicy pepper to my coffee in the morning to start my day with a bang
"Ram that little rod in there" *_AYO-_*