Spongebob Roast Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @patrickbutler2391
    @patrickbutler2391 3 года назад +3062

    "SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATIN' DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!"
    - Sheldon Plankton

  • @wildboymusic8044
    @wildboymusic8044 3 года назад +6758

    "Gee squidward... Maybe Santa can get me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said" extreme savage

    • @roshmasuresh
      @roshmasuresh 3 года назад +117

      what is the meme in that

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 3 года назад +57

      Literally said it doesn't register

    • @crich962
      @crich962 3 года назад +32

      I mean that lol

    • @Bob-nb4yo
      @Bob-nb4yo 3 года назад +133

      “Someone should put you in a box floating down the River grandma”
      plankton shows no mercy

    • @Luke-fh1fo
      @Luke-fh1fo 3 года назад +16

      Your so rite

  • @badchickforya
    @badchickforya 5 лет назад +5207

    0:31 Plankton just ended 4 careers in a row

    • @waitwhatholdup
      @waitwhatholdup 4 года назад +110

      ShebaGirl oh yeah 😂

    • @ndcifrbL
      @ndcifrbL 4 года назад +87

      I died 🤣🤣

    • @KaidenLol
      @KaidenLol 4 года назад +90

      I know he is Savage

    • @themexicanlion5334
      @themexicanlion5334 4 года назад +96

      I saw that episode as a kid and thought is was normal, but when I saw it just now I laughed my ass off!!!

    • @tysonjg7309
      @tysonjg7309 4 года назад +13

      200th like

  • @kimberlyndegwa1951
    @kimberlyndegwa1951 3 года назад +1118

    Plankton single handedly roasting 4 entire generations there and then😂😂😂🤣

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 года назад +57

      Wouldn't it be three? The son, the husband and wife (same generation) and the grandmother?

    • @deathsmelody9452
      @deathsmelody9452 2 года назад +16

      @@amandapanda5087 yeah youre right i was thinking the same thing

    • @mjxbb1983
      @mjxbb1983 2 года назад +10

      @@amandapanda5087 the dad’s grandma

    • @Whatisthis438
      @Whatisthis438 2 года назад +4

      @@amandapanda5087 it’s the son, the mom, the moms husband, and then the husband’s grandma so it’s 4 generations

    • @deathsmelody9452
      @deathsmelody9452 2 года назад +16

      @@Whatisthis438 the husband is the same generation as the mom

  • @stevetoucan9920
    @stevetoucan9920 5 лет назад +9824

    When we were younger we thought squidward was the bad guy
    Now we relate to him

  • @thelastsonofuranus7078
    @thelastsonofuranus7078 3 года назад +2854

    “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with MISERY”
    Just realized that’s the time a normal spongebob episode is

  • @CheetoHito
    @CheetoHito 4 года назад +3004

    0:31 Plankton just roasted 3 generations in 22 seconds

    • @upbeat6144
      @upbeat6144 4 года назад +55

      Hirohito Vete no 3 generations

    • @CheetoHito
      @CheetoHito 4 года назад +61

      Upbeat oh yeah true lol the mum and dad are the same

    • @JT-rp6yc
      @JT-rp6yc 4 года назад +38

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣4 generations

    • @noobsaysoof6915
      @noobsaysoof6915 4 года назад +10

      Wow 🤩

    • @patd3459
      @patd3459 4 года назад +1

      Wow

  • @natashasmith9054
    @natashasmith9054 2 года назад +306

    “Gee Squidward, I hope Santa brings me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said”
    Squidward must’ve took that personally

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +10

      One of the most greatest, iconic, and memorable scene and roast in SpongeBob. I always use this qoute as a sassy or witty clapback or comeback at people. 😍💯😎👍😏

    • @claudiomarmol1554
      @claudiomarmol1554 Год назад +1

      I started dying bro-

    • @jasonhylnd001
      @jasonhylnd001 Год назад +1

      Squidward's overall more witty with his savagery.

    • @CoolrexAAAAAAA
      @CoolrexAAAAAAA 6 месяцев назад

      Doesn't that mean he called himself dumb

  • @toxicpoizon
    @toxicpoizon 4 года назад +2094

    You forgot probably the best one of all.
    Mr. Krabs : "Spongebob, go take out the garbage!"
    Spongebob : "Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!"

    • @deidiana12
      @deidiana12 4 года назад +80

      Daaaaaamn

    • @meriannemarie8557
      @meriannemarie8557 4 года назад +175

      And banker: “sir your not aloud to dump your trash here”
      Spongebob: “oh that’s not trash that’s my friend squidward!”

    • @wafflebean9828
      @wafflebean9828 4 года назад +19

      XD

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 4 года назад +55

      Wow spongebob really be insulting garbage like that

    • @kristinolson7611
      @kristinolson7611 4 года назад +11

      Yes x10000

  • @candel7481
    @candel7481 4 года назад +2863

    ah yes, we go back to 2017, when these type of memes were popular, *nostalgia gamers, nostalgia*

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 4 года назад +11

      facts

    • @qqnv
      @qqnv 4 года назад +19

      @@donathan2933 bro I saw you on td comments I think

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 4 года назад +8

      @@qqnv I be everywhere

    • @tamaramason8058
      @tamaramason8058 4 года назад +2

      Hi I'm from Christmas eve

    • @ImperiumInc941
      @ImperiumInc941 4 года назад +2

      @@donathan2933 when is spongebob coming to Netflix?

  • @teamprime3422
    @teamprime3422 3 года назад +1390

    "I wish I lived there"
    "Really"
    "no"
    Most painfully burning roast in history

    • @tylertichoc7330
      @tylertichoc7330 3 года назад +28

      Every European talking to their friends here in the U.S
      I wish I lived there.
      Really?
      N O .
      😅🤣

    • @laugh583
      @laugh583 3 года назад +3

      记者了解到为8

    • @laugh583
      @laugh583 3 года назад +2

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @laugh583
      @laugh583 3 года назад +1

      👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙

    • @teamprime3422
      @teamprime3422 3 года назад +2

      @@laugh583 what? 😂

  • @deronevery7127
    @deronevery7127 2 года назад +204

    0:21 I always end up in tears with that one

  • @suspense_comix3237
    @suspense_comix3237 3 года назад +589

    0:55 When Patrick said "Uh...Stupid?", it was satisfyingly on-beat.

  • @those3potatochips342
    @those3potatochips342 4 года назад +666

    0:52 putting grandma in the box floating down a river

    • @usa2124
      @usa2124 4 года назад

      Those3 Potatochips ur trash

    • @spookae
      @spookae 4 года назад +6

      Robie Tackett no u OHHHHHHHHH

    • @Justiceakaivdan
      @Justiceakaivdan 4 года назад +2

      Spooky stfu

    • @codynguyen08
      @codynguyen08 4 года назад +3

      Justice no you OHHHHHHHH

    • @swiftystk1412
      @swiftystk1412 4 года назад +5

      Why is everything chrome

  • @salma030ify
    @salma030ify 4 года назад +1905

    The dislikes was the people who got roasted by spongebob

  • @BlickiMinaj
    @BlickiMinaj 2 года назад +162

    “We serve food here sir” - I died at that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisbrown7825
      @chrisbrown7825 2 года назад

      Ikr 😂

    • @ronaldpagar6513
      @ronaldpagar6513 2 года назад

      What's it means?

    • @BlickiMinaj
      @BlickiMinaj 2 года назад +3

      @@ronaldpagar6513 Squidward was implying that what bubble bass was ordering wasn’t food

    • @BruhTNT4258
      @BruhTNT4258 Год назад

      @@BlickiMinaj
      It was tho..

    • @BlickiMinaj
      @BlickiMinaj Год назад +2

      @@BruhTNT4258 ya I know what squid ward meant though was that what bubble bass was ordering was so unhealthy it wouldn’t even be considered food

  • @RY-d3R
    @RY-d3R 4 года назад +2360

    Spongebob: What am I now?
    Patrick: Uhh... stupid.

  • @abby-ev6sq
    @abby-ev6sq 4 года назад +518

    “I wish i lived there!”
    “really?”
    *”no”*

    • @lilersondookie
      @lilersondookie 4 года назад +14

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @emori4894
      @emori4894 4 года назад +4

      I like your pfp :)

    • @abby-ev6sq
      @abby-ev6sq 4 года назад +4

      AnimeLuv. thanks ☺️

    • @Punchmadek4y
      @Punchmadek4y 4 года назад +3

      I was scrolling throo comments and saw it then it played. Next

    • @Thatswrongbuddy
      @Thatswrongbuddy 4 года назад +1

      This roast was my favorite

  • @icyhot441
    @icyhot441 5 лет назад +907

    A moment of silence for the dead family that Plankton single handedly killed

    • @acu7741
      @acu7741 5 лет назад +10

      Hi todoroki

    • @V-Tours
      @V-Tours 4 года назад +4

      Todorokiii hi

    • @hazdeannahaizi6352
      @hazdeannahaizi6352 4 года назад +4

      Hi todoroki who are you planning to date in the future or you already to have a gf/bf
      Mind: plssssss not dekuu

    • @secondchancesarentforevery2106
      @secondchancesarentforevery2106 4 года назад +2

      Haizi, what was this comment lmfao

    • @secondchancesarentforevery2106
      @secondchancesarentforevery2106 4 года назад +5

      Yea, I understand that, but asking someone a question you’d ask a fictional character through a RUclips comment section is kinda... ehh...
      I have another account where my PFP is Nagito and people ask me the questions that make me ask “Why did I do this?”
      They’ll ask if I love Hajime or something and it’s mildly infuriating, Lol. No offense to those who do it just... odd.

  • @jacobestrella18
    @jacobestrella18 2 года назад +307

    0:11 is the painful roast in the entire world 💀💀💀

    • @DANI_HAHA
      @DANI_HAHA Год назад +7

      Lmao

    • @MR_P.G.E
      @MR_P.G.E Год назад +7

      Emotional damage

    • @Jesusisthegoat707
      @Jesusisthegoat707 Год назад +7

      Emotional damage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @karakeehan1788
      @karakeehan1788 Год назад +7

      @@Jesusisthegoat707 LOOOOOL EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ekamveer-zf3jz
      @Ekamveer-zf3jz 11 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bruh-b4y
    @Bruh-b4y 3 года назад +805

    “Who put you on the planet?” Lol

  • @joe8035
    @joe8035 3 года назад +450

    0:11 PURE SAVAGE

    • @milon470
      @milon470 3 года назад +14

      Fr LOL

    • @amigus2971
      @amigus2971 3 года назад

      ur mum

    • @gammaradoi
      @gammaradoi 2 года назад

      @Derek Ferrell OHHH!

    • @Axsixa
      @Axsixa 2 года назад +1

      @@amigus2971 9 Years old has passed bye...

    • @Crisp09
      @Crisp09 2 года назад

      LOL

  • @zariyahlewis5828
    @zariyahlewis5828 2 года назад +61

    SpongeBob is really a savage😂😂

  • @RakeshPandey-ch4eb
    @RakeshPandey-ch4eb 3 года назад +707

    This kids show from 2000s became savage and adult when the kids watching it back then became adults.

    • @latoyasimon5265
      @latoyasimon5265 3 года назад

      True

    • @souffleyyy
      @souffleyyy 3 года назад +20

      Wow santa should buy me a dictionary for Christmas so I can understand what you just said

    • @jayboy-money4062
      @jayboy-money4062 3 года назад

      Fax

    • @StarzlyTheSwordFighter
      @StarzlyTheSwordFighter 3 года назад +5

      @@souffleyyy 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @taizu55
      @taizu55 3 года назад +2

      Sry I can't understand

  • @jannetfranco581
    @jannetfranco581 4 года назад +603

    “So what do you think”
    “Wish I lived there”
    “Really”
    *”No”*

  • @Dorkeydaze
    @Dorkeydaze 4 года назад +513

    2:01-2:07 when your pretending to work and your boss walks in.

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT Год назад +34

    “Oh Cheer Up Squid, It Could Be Worse.”
    “Yeah, You Could Be Bald And Have A Big Nose.”
    Bruh Patrick went so hard on Squidward lmao.

  • @junio2068
    @junio2068 3 года назад +506

    best one Ever:
    Spongebob: Hey Patrick What am I now?
    Patrick: uH sTuPiD

  • @Lucky_9705
    @Lucky_9705 3 года назад +667

    1:08 The best roast in the entire video

    • @M0nkeyboy623
      @M0nkeyboy623 3 года назад +17

      Mines is the first one

    • @Neucod55
      @Neucod55 3 года назад +5

      Ur profile picture is super cute

    • @Lucky_9705
      @Lucky_9705 3 года назад +3

      @@Neucod55 thx

    • @angelpesinaa4354
      @angelpesinaa4354 3 года назад +1

      @the guy she told you to worry about how is Texas stupid😂

    • @Akhimed
      @Akhimed 3 года назад +3

      @@angelpesinaa4354 Cause it is

  • @moonTerfixx.
    @moonTerfixx. 3 года назад +125

    "Do we have to wear pickle jars?" Thats the goddest thing squidward has said.

  • @zach5971
    @zach5971 2 года назад +25

    Squidward:Can I have something to eat?
    Clam:no
    Got me wheezing 😅🤣

    • @CherryFizzOfficial
      @CherryFizzOfficial Год назад +4

      It's a conch, not to be ''that guy''

    • @sbp1763
      @sbp1763 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@CherryFizzOfficialit’s a magic conch, not to be that guy

    • @CherryFizzOfficial
      @CherryFizzOfficial 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@sbp1763 Fair enough

  • @Zenniter
    @Zenniter 4 года назад +326

    0:31 He just burned down the entire family tree! Also 1:29 “we serve food here sir” classic roast

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 4 года назад

      Not entire

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 4 года назад +12

      I think I like "let me guess tiny, a small salad?" More because he just passive aggressively called a guy fat

    • @zemozthefurryifiget89subil4
      @zemozthefurryifiget89subil4 3 года назад +2

      0:33 COME AGAIN IF HE DOSE THEN WHY ARE YOU GREEN YOU OLD FAT TINY ANT GREEN BEAN

    • @mrdorifto
      @mrdorifto 3 года назад

      100th like

    • @1xoibby
      @1xoibby 3 года назад

      159th like

  • @theuncutdirector3283
    @theuncutdirector3283 4 года назад +544

    “Your son smells like boogers”Sounds like something a kid would say

    • @HaverOfHands
      @HaverOfHands 4 года назад +21

      Boogers may be the PG word for shit

    • @agnieszkabaranowska6381
      @agnieszkabaranowska6381 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @diobrando5064
      @diobrando5064 4 года назад

      Well this video is old

    • @thedragonking4862
      @thedragonking4862 4 года назад +3

      Yeah but plankton called her an old hag

    • @dmv118
      @dmv118 4 года назад +3

      How would you know? Are you a kid? Or were you roasted with the same insult by a kid?

  • @brysonnash4355
    @brysonnash4355 5 лет назад +149

    Do we have to wear pickle jars😂
    That had me dead😂

    • @shannonthomas7143
      @shannonthomas7143 4 года назад +2

      They should have anded when he said sandy was good at drowning

    • @MrKittyCat0_0
      @MrKittyCat0_0 4 года назад

      Can I have something to eat no you're stupid

    • @joshford2548
      @joshford2548 2 года назад +1

      That wasn’t even funny bro

  • @datranquil8089
    @datranquil8089 Год назад +19

    bro that "we serve food here sir" WAS SO SAVAGE

  • @bill351
    @bill351 3 года назад +153

    Even without the edit, Patrick's delivery of "....no" at 1:26 is golden all on its own

  • @lowly3682
    @lowly3682 5 лет назад +1611

    Gee squidward
    *Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so then I can understand wat u just said* OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

  • @tavurnsznyt
    @tavurnsznyt 3 года назад +210

    1:11 I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @frozyeditz8
    @frozyeditz8 Год назад +4

    Plankton don’t need the secret formula bro is already cookin’ in master chef

  • @user00xboy
    @user00xboy 4 года назад +752

    Top 3 rapper eminem is afraid to diss:
    1: spongebob
    2: plankton
    3: patrick
    Edit: Muficcin 500 likes 😂😂

    • @shototodoroki464
      @shototodoroki464 4 года назад +15

      Squidward lookin at this comment: they ask you how you are and you say that your fine but your not fine

    • @zrikozach9128
      @zrikozach9128 4 года назад +1

      This should be
      1.spongebob
      2.Patrick
      The last one

    • @daniel_kicks5004
      @daniel_kicks5004 4 года назад +5

      Hey, no harm at all. But I just made a video one my Chanel just like this one. It’s actually really funny. Go check it out if you have the chance. If not, then that’s okay. Just please don’t spread hate. Have a good day and God bless you.
      ruclips.net/video/N49bp6b15Mw/видео.html

    • @Vanerov
      @Vanerov 4 года назад +1

      @Danielle Smith You okay there?

    • @KarimJarrah-p4q
      @KarimJarrah-p4q 4 года назад +1

      no no i think you should say : top 3 rappers eminem are afraid to diss 1.sponge bob 2.plankton3.patrick

  • @milutimbukva8241
    @milutimbukva8241 5 лет назад +183

    0:11 get rekt Squidward

  • @pichuperez9037
    @pichuperez9037 5 лет назад +352

    0:59 you better fix that fourth wall later squidward!

    • @vertexcloaked8555
      @vertexcloaked8555 5 лет назад +4

      Your last name is part of my name

    • @pichuperez9037
      @pichuperez9037 5 лет назад +3

      Cool

    • @TheIronStar
      @TheIronStar 5 лет назад +3

      Hey pichu you me favorite Pokémon cause your cute
      Also I’m pluto the dwarf planet

    • @jaybox3078
      @jaybox3078 5 лет назад

      Geez pichu maybe santa will bring a dictionart so i can understand what you just said

    • @cjfunzone1343
      @cjfunzone1343 5 лет назад

      I don't get

  • @noodles_poodles392
    @noodles_poodles392 9 месяцев назад +5

    I miss this era of RUclips so much it hurts

    • @ポップパンク和訳
      @ポップパンク和訳 9 месяцев назад

      Miss it? It's the same shit. It's not like this was from the 90s

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 4 месяца назад +1

      What? Compilations of spongebob memes? Those still exist

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 3 года назад +70

    Plankton obliterated 4 generations of fish in a single encounter. That demonstrates power unlike any we’ve seen before.

  • @luislopes5430
    @luislopes5430 3 года назад +80

    1:16
    I like she even says it with sarcasm. 😂

  • @anjali4246
    @anjali4246 3 года назад +44

    As a Texan during this whole snowstorm and pandemic mess, I started dying when Spongebob was shaped like Texas and Patrick said, “uh, stupid?”

  • @Guytiredofeveryone
    @Guytiredofeveryone 2 года назад +9

    I remember watching this video back then and it gives me nostalgia

  • @Jaiya_burnett
    @Jaiya_burnett 3 года назад +222

    0:00 is my favourite part :)

    • @codypierce3109
      @codypierce3109 3 года назад +8

      Ikr its also my favorite

    • @furiousjonbok1667
      @furiousjonbok1667 3 года назад +6

      I can't be the only one trying to click it

    • @codypierce3109
      @codypierce3109 3 года назад +2

      @@furiousjonbok1667 Same

    • @jonathanisrael1707
      @jonathanisrael1707 3 года назад +1

      Yeah because ur an edgy ghetto wannabe black girl

    • @dmitch8324
      @dmitch8324 3 года назад +3

      @@codypierce3109 geez Cody I wish Santa can give a Dictionary so I can understand what you said

  • @empx117
    @empx117 4 года назад +66

    Squidward : can i have something to eat
    Shell: No
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    😂

  • @FriendlyMango07
    @FriendlyMango07 4 года назад +322

    0:17 got me laughing my heart out

    • @AndyV120
      @AndyV120 4 года назад +10

      Me too

    • @Cyanlolz
      @Cyanlolz Год назад +4

      Same KILL THE SPONGE GANG But squid ward litterally referenced from Patrick that was amazing

    • @Jesusisthegoat707
      @Jesusisthegoat707 Год назад +2

      Same😂

    • @RoxlnnBR
      @RoxlnnBR Год назад +1

      I don’t get ir

  • @GoofyAhhEva
    @GoofyAhhEva Год назад +11

    This is so nostalgic at this point

    • @boomskits60134
      @boomskits60134 Год назад +1

      Yea Fr I used to think I was a savage after watching these videos I was like 12 years old when this video was uploaded 💀💀💀

  • @RH1N0______13
    @RH1N0______13 4 года назад +132

    Plankton: “Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!”
    *Roddy Ricch would like to know your location*

  • @PookieGreenz
    @PookieGreenz 4 года назад +391

    0:54 I CANT STOP LAUGHING XD

  • @harrisonxboy
    @harrisonxboy 4 года назад +286

    1:12 *”can I have something to eat?*
    *”no”*
    LOL SQUIDWARD JUST GOT ROASTED

    • @zyotic123
      @zyotic123 3 года назад +18

      @Rhiley Wyles The fact that you just called squidward stupid as hell is ironic because what you just typed made no sense at all whatsoever.

    • @Diohandled
      @Diohandled 3 года назад

      @harrison Youds that is not a roast sir

    • @purplecobra2090
      @purplecobra2090 3 года назад +1

      @@Diohandled I think that is the joke

    • @latoyasimon5265
      @latoyasimon5265 3 года назад

      You mean burned ooooooooo

    • @JBurke5823
      @JBurke5823 3 года назад

      @dude volcano100 whoosh

  • @Asrieldreemurr00
    @Asrieldreemurr00 9 месяцев назад +2

    PLANKTON: roasts 4 generations
    PATRICK:roasts a state

  • @perfectqube826
    @perfectqube826 4 года назад +55

    1:40 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobmanaog7631
    @jacobmanaog7631 4 года назад +43

    patrick: i wish i lived there
    spongebob:really
    patrick:no

    • @elenapapazoglou8369
      @elenapapazoglou8369 4 года назад +1

      μνγγμβμμβνμμνμω,βνμωμβμωμβ,βμω,βμ,ωμβ,μβ,μβωβμω,βμωμβω,β,βμωμβωω,μβωμω,βμωωμβωβμω,μβω,βμβμω,βωβμ

  • @rxbeng
    @rxbeng 4 года назад +56

    I never knew a children's show character could be so savage

    • @FinnKeehan
      @FinnKeehan 11 месяцев назад

      Yea me either

  • @stepheatingcurry
    @stepheatingcurry 2 года назад +6

    ""gee squidward.. Maybe Santa can get me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said""
    Why does sponge bob act he doesn't know he is roasting..?! lmao

  • @LavaYouCake
    @LavaYouCake 3 года назад +27

    1:35 is the most famous roast of them all

  • @dimm1
    @dimm1 3 года назад +71

    The way Patrick his that ''uhh...stupid?'' made me go
    *AYOOOO*

    • @Krimux1
      @Krimux1 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Dhjloz-d22s/видео.html

    • @spicyryan3853
      @spicyryan3853 3 года назад +3

      I had a stroke reading this

    • @ayopaulie9116
      @ayopaulie9116 3 года назад +1

      @@spicyryan3853 same

  • @Zen-bj6ps
    @Zen-bj6ps 4 года назад +111

    0:59 why is Patrick and SpongeBob holding hands see this

    • @Mussy606
      @Mussy606 4 года назад +14

      *GaY*

    • @sharensettles9830
      @sharensettles9830 4 года назад +7

      *falls off bed* THERE GAY

    • @officialsimpcard4965
      @officialsimpcard4965 4 года назад +6

      Dude did you not notice they are really really really best friends so they are gay
      You didn't notice?

    • @girlpikachu226
      @girlpikachu226 4 года назад +8

      Oh yes, when a boy holds a other boy’s hand, there *gay*

    • @racismisnotapersonalitytra8225
      @racismisnotapersonalitytra8225 4 года назад +2

      **SpongeBob and Patrick holding hand**
      Fangirls in the distance: **dancing and Screaming**

  • @tujt8uu239
    @tujt8uu239 2 года назад +7

    "SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!"
    Didnt know plankton is a savage

  • @Kids-dt2op
    @Kids-dt2op 4 года назад +343

    0:23 “exposed” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaylondent1727
    @jaylondent1727 4 года назад +41

    0:50 Plankton: Somebody should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!
    Me: Damn! 😂

    • @daryantsns3448
      @daryantsns3448 11 месяцев назад

      Old lady: you’re probably right… 😔

  • @sylvissss
    @sylvissss 4 года назад +87

    0:15 i like that part

  • @BFLGB
    @BFLGB 8 дней назад +1

    SpongeBob: really?
    Patrick: Nooo

  • @ruvelynrizalado6008
    @ruvelynrizalado6008 3 года назад +171

    Squidward: do we have to wear pickle jar,s😎

  • @anonfv
    @anonfv 4 года назад +249

    "Can i have something to eat?"
    "No."
    *thats my mom when i say: im hungry can you make dinner*

    • @cjproductions6955
      @cjproductions6955 4 года назад +6

      grandmas are the exact opposite

    • @chrisjoka2183
      @chrisjoka2183 4 года назад +2

      Your dad and your siblings:“oooooooooooohhhhh”

    • @0ranges950
      @0ranges950 4 года назад

      who is thats my mom when i say?

    • @rockylmaoo7531
      @rockylmaoo7531 4 года назад

      @@0ranges950 🤣

    • @stacydominguez1563
      @stacydominguez1563 4 года назад

      Yep I Even said I wanted KFC but she said no even tho there's trash in the kitchen😭😢

  • @youngjay6688
    @youngjay6688 4 года назад +444

    1:26 I laughed so hard

  • @lucasdoser6596
    @lucasdoser6596 5 лет назад +127

    1:14 that's what they need on my 500 hundred pound life show

  • @igrap
    @igrap 5 лет назад +4339

    This is how big Squid wards nose looks like.
    👇

  • @crocks1691
    @crocks1691 5 лет назад +196

    0:46 SOMEONE SHOULD PUT U IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN A RIVER GRANNY!!

  • @mossegaming
    @mossegaming 2 года назад +1

    "What am I now?"
    "Stoopid"
    Noo, he's Texas

    • @Ciaramae7
      @Ciaramae7 2 года назад +2

      What's the difference

  • @zombies4evadude24
    @zombies4evadude24 3 года назад +109

    You forgot the one in “The Paper” where Spongebob says “All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original”.

    • @Eclipsesensation
      @Eclipsesensation 3 года назад

      Remember when this was made, buddy

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 3 года назад +6

      @@Eclipsesensation I don’t see what you mean. It’s a Season 1 episode so it could’ve been included.

    • @Eclipsesensation
      @Eclipsesensation 3 года назад

      @@zombies4evadude24 I saw it on my tv and it had the same graphics as the graphics it had now

    • @yahiryellow1
      @yahiryellow1 3 года назад

      i swear what is up with this

  • @dylandaone3339
    @dylandaone3339 5 лет назад +332

    Patrick is AMAZING AT ROASTING Comment what you think
    Edit: thanks for all the likes really appreciate it

  • @fionamccallum7377
    @fionamccallum7377 3 года назад +21

    These roasts are so sick and this is the seventh time and I love it.

  • @SmoothieStudios1
    @SmoothieStudios1 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was the funniest thing on the internet in 2017.

  • @bradbradthebrad
    @bradbradthebrad 5 лет назад +64

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    This video: *OOooOoOoOOoOHHhhHhHhh

  • @Major_Prime
    @Major_Prime 3 года назад +143

    0:46 plankton is the funnyist thing I've ever heard 😂

  • @m3lvsk
    @m3lvsk 3 года назад +225

    0:54 literally I'm dying

    • @360Nc
      @360Nc 3 года назад

      Me to

    • @Ezekiyam382
      @Ezekiyam382 3 года назад +1

      racism intensifies

    • @jaydawg1159
      @jaydawg1159 3 года назад

      @@Ezekiyam382 huh?!

    • @Ezekiyam382
      @Ezekiyam382 3 года назад

      @@jaydawg1159 *calls a country or city idk lol.. "stupid"*

    • @sherellallenemey
      @sherellallenemey 3 года назад

      If y'all dying then y'all could of be like when ur stupid 😀

  • @L0llz_Ed1ts
    @L0llz_Ed1ts 3 года назад +2

    The insults just got better
    “GRANDMAW!”
    - Sheldon Plankton

  • @Skyler_9001
    @Skyler_9001 5 лет назад +1154

    1:29 me when I order at McDonald's
    1:41 cashier
    (Hey people in comments, can you not.... well turn the replies into a warfare zone, please?)

  • @thebadfella5296
    @thebadfella5296 3 года назад +33

    I love the part in "Club Spongebob" when Squidward says "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"

  • @eddhead3014
    @eddhead3014 3 года назад +98

    "I wished i lived there!"
    "Really!?"
    no.

  • @Noah-zb6vo
    @Noah-zb6vo Год назад +2

    Everybody gangsta until spongebob walks in

  • @NTB294
    @NTB294 3 года назад +30

    1:27. “I wish I lived there..” “Really?” *”No”* pure savage

    • @katmencan5660
      @katmencan5660 3 года назад

      The fact that he legit helped spongebob make it and also had the most pain

    • @NTB294
      @NTB294 3 года назад

      @@katmencan5660 IMAO DEAD

  • @welcomeparadise4433
    @welcomeparadise4433 4 года назад +192

    0:54 that’s true for now during the pandemic.

    • @maddireese
      @maddireese 4 года назад +7

      i’m from texas so *i agree*

    • @bootyeater9088
      @bootyeater9088 4 года назад

      In times like this we gotta have fun not be stuck inside being bored like I went to six flags today cus I don’t care about this COVID

    • @jackdavid3696
      @jackdavid3696 4 года назад

      @@bootyeater9088 yes sir

    • @alexander_plays667
      @alexander_plays667 4 года назад

      Just because it looks that way, doesn’t mean our governor is the dumbest in the us

    • @alexander_plays667
      @alexander_plays667 4 года назад +1

      New York is dumbest governor

  • @rhondabrowne4162
    @rhondabrowne4162 3 года назад +30

    0:41 plankton is a savage

  • @scarletkingsgamingchannel2751
    @scarletkingsgamingchannel2751 2 года назад +3

    A perfect way to practise roasts!

  • @albertterry2770
    @albertterry2770 5 лет назад +322

    0:23 EXPOSED 😂😂😂

    • @Terry-ou4cp
      @Terry-ou4cp 5 лет назад +4

      oof

    • @xxthebossxx1172
      @xxthebossxx1172 5 лет назад +2

      Im going to England to experience snow for the first time

    • @xxthebossxx1172
      @xxthebossxx1172 5 лет назад +1

      @@daveidduha thats dog piss right?

    • @kingstudley1000
      @kingstudley1000 5 лет назад

      Mmmmmmmmmmm😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🙂😎😎😎😎

  • @blugust7775
    @blugust7775 4 года назад +130

    0:11 me when I don’t know what my dad says

    • @dr00zyy
      @dr00zyy 4 года назад +1

      Your dad name squidward

    • @isxbxllx
      @isxbxllx 4 года назад +1

      Charles?

    • @Ryo_909
      @Ryo_909 4 года назад

      C-CHARLES?! I guess your still alive in our hearts.

    • @emergingartist592
      @emergingartist592 4 года назад

      Im hundredth like

    • @jilly0412
      @jilly0412 4 года назад

      Jonathan Games I think you missed the joke

  • @israelbadger9180
    @israelbadger9180 5 лет назад +139

    I can't stop laughing 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

  • @Lily-pk9cn
    @Lily-pk9cn 2 года назад +2

    “Because every 22 minutes it just gets better and better”

  • @ΕυριπίδηςΓκαντής
    @ΕυριπίδηςΓκαντής 3 года назад +54

    "no, i'm Texas."
    "What's the difference?"

    • @jerryfish9647
      @jerryfish9647 3 года назад +1

      The difference is ur mom

    • @ΕυριπίδηςΓκαντής
      @ΕυριπίδηςΓκαντής 3 года назад +3

      @@jerryfish9647 triggered...😂

    • @AehtexYT
      @AehtexYT 3 года назад +1

      The difference is Stuipid, the definition of u

    • @ΕυριπίδηςΓκαντής
      @ΕυριπίδηςΓκαντής 3 года назад +2

      @@AehtexYT this is a dialogue between SpongeBob and Patrick on an episode which i just said as a joke, but i guess I am the one who is stupid...

    • @yipribadi
      @yipribadi 3 года назад +1

      Hey Texas isn't stupid I live there

  • @BuhBaBiBeBo
    @BuhBaBiBeBo 4 года назад +14

    Stand: Who Lives In A Pineapple?
    Ability: The ability to transfer spongebobs Roast energy into others

  • @StarsTwer
    @StarsTwer 5 лет назад +67

    Squidward:Can I have something to eat?
    Machine: NO
    Sad for squidward

  • @GameMaster-cv9up
    @GameMaster-cv9up 2 года назад +1

    yea the first second has the best roast

  • @MerlinnKAI
    @MerlinnKAI 5 лет назад +3051

    This is how many people got roasted
    👇🏻

  • @dashinating
    @dashinating 4 года назад +60

    0:54
    spongebob: hey Patrick what am I now?
    patrick:uhhhhh stupid?

    • @DanielBelangerVEVO
      @DanielBelangerVEVO 4 года назад

      The person who made this video is that

    • @wavezz2038
      @wavezz2038 4 года назад

      @@DanielBelangerVEVO why?

    • @gurleen1189
      @gurleen1189 4 года назад

      @@wavezz2038 they prolly from stupid 💀

    • @swhitewthedot
      @swhitewthedot 4 года назад +1

      Oh you watched the video too?