@@KittyLynnDarko nah he only needs to be a 3rd level Wizard, they get access to 2nd level spells such as invisibility. You're probably thinking of greater invisibility which requires a 5th level spell slot and can only be acquired at 9th level
I've kept Rotties, German Shepherds, Greyhounds, Chihuahuas and Yorkies, have known so many other breeds of family and friends. I have literally cried laughing at this man's hilarious and accurate portrayal of them all. What a talented comedian he is. LOVE his work so much.
Growing up with chihuahuas..... yeah. Your interpretation of them is almost spot on.. they are psycho dogs that have no concept if size advantage. They don't care. They are insane.
Facts. Ours ran after a huge German Sheppard and sent the Sheppard running for his life! And the Sheppard was supposed to be a guard dog! He saw our chiwa running at him full speed snarling and making some guttural throat spit gargling growl and said... tiny crazy demon! I'm out!
I live with a pomeranian. She has a very stereotypical case of small dog syndrome, but I am 100% convinced she does have a concept of size and that's why she is always so aggressive. She knows that being so much smaller means she'll be screwed if she is not on guard at all times.
As someone who’s Australian shepherd has gotten into a fight, I can confirm all he did was run around the outside and bark instead of actually doing anything
Golden retrievers are indeed just chronically very stoned hippies at heart, but they will fight to the death against threats against their family, but not before declaring their universal love for everything and asking for forgiveness of which it expects none.
@@dieseIboy Well I assume that's what was happening 😄 Because there was another video where the dalmatian heard a fire engine and said "My ride's here!"
I'm gonna guess that Shar Pei would have needed some video editing of the boxing post getting destroyed while Shar Pei just stands there glowering menacingly.
@@spykethespider5070 Some of them are mean because of breed traits. Many are hunting dogs and were bred to be aggressive. People underestimate the importance of genetics.
When I was a kid, one day the neighbor's two big husky mixes were out and our dachshund got out. He ran around the corner of our house away from them, which really surprised me...then he came back at absolute top speed, having been just getting a good run up. He launched himself at one of the huskies, hitting him broadside and knocking him over. I don't believe I've ever seen such a surprised look on a dog's face before.
You are hilarious! Your videos have saved me in times when the day is closing in from all sides. I love the ones on how each dog bread would react to a robber. Keep being awesome!!
We used to have a Boxer next door and the funniest thing about her was that if you approached her, she would very excitedly run up to the fence and jump high enough to clear it, but not actually jump over the fence. She didn't seem to realize she could.
@@TriforceKeybladeSkykid My old boxer loved to box, but she was a total sweetheart to her family. We kept her in the laundry room when we left (thank god) and someone broke in and stole stuff. She'd nearly chewed through a solid wood door by the time we got home a couple hours later. Then there was the time my brother came home from Afghanistan and just walked in the door without knocking. All we heard was a deep growl and the clicking of toe-nails on the wood floor. I yelled at her and she face planted and nearly did a full flip ass over head trying to stop. Sweetest dog ever, but you don't mess with her family. We got her at the pound when she was about a year old.
@@aaronburdon221 Lol, I guess the two I knew just didn't have any reason to show how productive they could be then. I only knew them as big ol' love bugs.
Mine is all bark and no bite- acts tough around bug dogs, then she proudly hides behind me when the big dog comes towards us (usually for pets) She’s adorable and funny- ridiculous
Dachshund is scary accurate, as is the chihuahua. The only thing missing from the Jack Russell is a 4 foot vertical leap, but understandably a difficult move to recreate.
I’ve seen a Jack Russell that can do a 6 foot vertical leap, so using my 6 calculators and 3rd grade math skills, I have deduced that from the information I’ve seen that the average jump height of a Jack Russell is very high for a dog that small
Wait they can go 6 feet... I know they can jump high as I have one at home but oh boy I didn't know that high.what makes it worse is that they can still fit under most beds at full size so they can be hard to catch with their size and ability to jump and slip into hard to reach areas.
I've had Weiner dogs, 1 Boxer/retriever mix that raised me and my 2 sisters, mom said Jack Russel +3 more terrier mixes in one dog. And 2 brothers that are min-pin boxer. And a Chihuahua mix. Rufus was the min-pin look a like very proper but a runner. his brother Garus looks like a boxer. Claire is the Chihuahua mix with what the vet isn't sure of. Nothing on the ground escapes our back yard. They were trained buy Fat Lucky our 3 legged short hair tuxedo cat. And Jeb a Shepard Retriever mix.( Who when my now wife took me to meet him. Did not bite me. So she went on another date with me.) Being Jeb approved made me proud. So they'll catch whatever and leave us presents. I like dogs better than people. And I'm ok with that
I love your videos, I laughed my butt off at this one. My Chihuahua would have torn out ankle tendons if she could convince herself to leave her hiding place. My beagle stood in front of the door as it was being jiggled to open (sticky door, Husband had bad key) stomping her feet. As soon as the door opened she charged! Of course that ended in her vocalizing heart whole day to her daddy. 😂😂😂😊
I’m crying over the Aussie one, my childhood dog was an Aussie and she was exactly like that!! She used to run around under the trampoline while I was jumping on it and would try to herd me and my sisters ❤️
I have a mini Aussie and my aunt got one from the same parents different litter. When they first met my aunts dog tried to run all around my dog and my dog tried to run around her it was so funny. They were running in circles trying to do it around each other 😂😂
i had a german shepherd as a kid and me and my brother would take his ball, put it in the trampoline and my german shepherd would go under and try to get it
I've been binging his videos all bloody day, and I don't think I've laughed harder yet at anything this fine Sunday than when he did the Golden impression. 😂 This guy really is a blessing.
As a Belgian Shepherd owner, your depiction of the Malinois is so accurate in all your videos. You need to add Borzoi and Basenji though, both quite unique attitudes.
My best friend growing up had Basenjis. Tammy was 14, toothless, and still thought she could take their 2yo Doberman, Saba down. One day, the Dobie is crying and running up the stairs. My friend looked out the bedroom door, and there was Tammy gumming Saba's neck, all while riding on her back like a bull rider.
I met a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel on my walk the other day. After politely lifting his leg so my much larger Rottie mix could access important info easily, he came over, stood on his hind legs and hugged my leg, I presume to enable me to pet him without such a deep bend. Maybe the most endearing dog encounter I've ever had.
my brother has a cavalier king charles spaniel and everytime i visit his dog walks to me casually and simply rolls on his back showing me his belly. he is the biggest pushover, even my brothers cats have a higher standing in the hierarchy.
Jonny's Pomeranian is my favourite character and I like to think she's best friends with Chihuahua and is totally unfazed by his unhinged behaviour and they go on coffee dates together.
Main thing I learned from this video, he is probably a great hugger, just look at the golden retriever hug and the cavalier king charles hug. That is some high class hugging right there
I have a King Charles/Chihuahua mix. The outside looks like a King Charles, but that inside is a little maniac. Fortunately, that seems to suit our cats. They all get along, probably because our dog hates other dogs and people.
agree , I once was on my way to visit grandma and half way there this young woman comes to laughing and talking on her phone ready to go out and then I see that small dog running g towards my feet it grabs and chews on my pants. my first thought was to kick it towards the door so it flies back into its house . but the woman would probably be a Bi*ch and yell at me so instead I just stomped my feet and shook my leg a lot until it finally let go and then I started sprinting away . the whole time to woman was not even reacting she just kept going at it on her phone just laughing the whole time like she didn't notice her small demon rat just ruined my pants..
Lol as the mother of a Cavalier, I have to say that this is too accurate. My baby doesn’t have a vicious bone in her body. Everyone is her friend, whether they like it or not.
I work in a pet-friendly store and my former coworker brought hers in yesterday. He scared the crap out of another dog (some hound mixed breed) simply because they were already best friends and the hound didn't know it yet. Poor thing howled its confusion, got the picture, and then settled into best friend status and started playing. They really are lovers. 💕💕
@@Crazychickenlady448 Yep. Mine used to be like that but she got snapped at by a dog once and now she's more cautious about running up in other dog's faces. She tries to make friends with everyone. She especially loves kids.
I love the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. It's my personal favorite breed and i've never met a mean one (i've met about 10 or so since I worked in a veterinarian's office) Some of the sweetest, smartest dogs you'll ever meet. My favorite of the breed was called molly. I'd just let her follow me around all day while I took care of the animals in there because she was so smart and sweet. When it was time for her to go out and do her business, i'd say "Go wait by the back door molly" and she'd wait there for me until I came. Didn't matter how long 2 minutes or 20 minutes.
I fence. A friend brings his miniature poodle with him sometimes. After greeting us all she starts watching everyone, you would swear she wants to fence. Surprisingly accurate.
As a min poodle owner.... according to them they are not did but humans... mine energy suits in the recliner like a person he'll even walk on two legs.... sooo true
I found you doing how dog breeds run and fell for your robbers series. Love the God shorts and this one is hilarious. You missed the Newfie fighting. Run, knock over the bag, lay on it to suffocate it. LOL
Dalmatian🤣😂 That is so true. We have one and he is total family friendly but even he has its moments. One time my little sis was messing with him and he just glared at her, walked off, come back with his water Bowle and threw only the water of it at her face. I nearly died from laughing when he gave her after it a meaningful look and left proud the living room and my sister started a tantrum.
My Dalmation just looked at my Main coon mix with very disgusted look on her face when the main was being annoying. Stepped up to it, lifted her leg and peed on the main.😂😂😂😂
As a long time Jack Russell terrier enthusiast, I agree. This is how they start fights. But they end them with teeth. And the whole time they are wagging their tails.
Teeth and worrying whatever it is(if not larger than they are)until it's dead.I had the very great pleasure of watching my mother's Jacks kill a cat.I couldn't get at them to interfere.They had managed to escape from the house.I had flashbacks.They're bred to kill small animals,it's hard to teach them the difference between legit prey,and other people's pets.I still loved them,but seeing that was horrifying.
Golden retrievers can actually be very feisty if situation calls for it. Once, my dog and I met another dog who started aggressively growling at us. Immediately, my goldie jumped him and kicked his ass. The most interesting part was that at no point during the fight he tried to bite the other dog and only used his head and paws, so I guess he remained gentle even in the fight. That dog has been avoiding us in large circles ever since.
The collie is accurate, mine loved to stalk and sneak attack and she even caught birds with that technique. If you do a Labrador in part two, remember, they seem friendly until you piss them off enough to see the teeth. My lab bit a hole through another dog’s lip when he got fed up with the dog jumping on him and in his face (untrained boxer that played rough). You never saw it coming, he was friendly and happy, then he snapped and growled, then went back to being a happy little derp. I barely saw what happened.
I have a lab mix and I love her to pieces. She's very sweet and friendly. But she isn't afraid to protect her own. An old roommate tried to scare me awake by wearing a wig and creeping up on me. I was barely awake and had my eyes slitted so I saw my friendly loving nine month old puppy take one look at him, not recognize it was her roommate, and show some fang
Black Labs were used in Vietnam as war dogs! They were trained to track and attack! Apparently, it was the Labs that scared the enemy the most (more than the Shepard's anyway) Yeah.... Labrador Retrievers aren't ALWAYS friendly!
@@SJ-ry9er yep! Combine that with the high intellect of Labs, and you have a particularly deadly combination! They were smart enough to stalk and ambush their target, rather than just charge in like some other breeds! Apparently the V.C. found that even more terrifying, as they knew these dogs were literally hunting them through the jungle!
My lab/border collie mix just wants every hand on him... until I was pregnant and then he tried to pick a fight with a police dog in training for walking too close to me...
Dobermans (based on what I have seen in videos): avoids the whole situation by giving a demonic stare if you are up to no good, leading to the other party fleeing in terror.
This video has the distinction of being the only video (in all the years of middle of the night forays down the RUclips rabbit hole) of making me totally lose my shit. I watched it 3 times in a row, laughed myself stupid then literally sent it to a ton of people. The guy is a genius . A warped, slightly deranged, incredibly accurate ,adorable genius .
I laughed so hard at this. The only one that felt slightly wrong was the pomm. They will bark and growl but somehow always manage too keep the same distance to the «threat» at all times. As a owner it never stops amazing me how accurate that distance is kept everytime.
My mother wants to let everyone know that they don't _always_ keep that distance... An angry pomeranian is the reason why the nail on her right tumb is all wonky and weirdly split in the middle. There was one living above a store in her village, and the little guy would always bark down the stairs angrily... well, one he didn't just bark, and bit down on her thumb so hard, it injured the bed of her nail... So yeah, they can fight, they just usually prefer intimidation, and if that doesn't work tactical retreat.
as someone who has owned multiple Chihuahuas, the last one is pretty accurate. Devious little creatures, but I love them. Mostly bark and no bite. My sister's one is pretty chill to the point that I'm worried she's some kind of imposter and not actually a Chihuahua.
Yeah i thought my Chihuahua's were all bark and no bite till one of my Chihuahua's had fought against a whole fucking pitbull and won scaring the pitbull way. He bit the pitbull once and the pitbull ran for its life. And I looked at my like wtf.
This is the most realistic video I’ve ever seen on RUclips. I’ve never laughed out loud before but this video sure did make me. Keep up the great work.😂❤😂
I’ve only met one non-insane chihuahua. Little Daisy. Came charging out of her yard barking, then… ‘pet me?’ Of course I gave her pets, the sweet little thing
Ours was very well behaved and sweet. When I was allowed to eat in front of the tv she would sit and guard my food when I want on a bathroom break during commercials. She would sit facing away from it with her little chest puffed out and sit perfectly still until I got back.
I have a cavalier pekingese mix, so I'm always excited when he does King Cavalier Spaniel impressions because he rarely does. And they are ALWAYS. ON. POINT. Our dog isn't the brightest (unless it comes to getting food) but loves everything and everyone. She does the sprint, slow approach, sniff a little, then jump and lick. We also think she may think growling is a way dogs greet each other. She's never been scared of growling dogs and as a puppy used to whin and pull on her leash to greet them. She's 5 and has stopped pulling on her leash. Now she just sits and whins at us 😂
@@bittehiereinfugen7723 Just speculating but I'd imagine larger working dogs meant for guarding things etc. have a natural tendency to consider the opportunity cost of a fight more than other breeds.
@@bighobo7745 Yes and no, pure livestock guarding dogs have very little dopamine in their brains, that's why - when nothing special is going on - they seem so lazy and lethargic. But if their territory is violated or one of "their" animals is in danger, all hell breaks loose. Only, the Irish Wolfhound is not LGD but has traditionally been used for hunting and dog racing, so it has significantly more dopamine. So there must be something else behind it - maybe it's true after all, and this breed has the intelligence of a human being?
@@bittehiereinfugen7723 I knew they where used for hunting, their name is literal, but I had no idea they where used for racing. I thought that was what the deerhounds other job was. Just imagining 10-20 wolf hounds running together would look like is pretty stunning.
i have a dachhound and this is soo true 😂❤also the fact that he chould hide perfectly well behind the punching bag and that creepy smile with the pocket lighter is just perfect 😂🎉❤
The Dachshund one was sadly accurate. Our girl LOVED one of my friends so much, she's pee on the floor in joy when she arrived. She'd also pee on the floor in anger if her ball went under the sofa. There were some pee problems.
I laughed so much at this. All of them were so true. Except two - I have never seen a Golden Retriever fight, and I used to own a Pomeranian and she never fought either. The chihuahua was hilariously accurate.🤣🤣🤣
I had to go to retriever before and yes they are loyal and very good dogs but if you try and go after the owners and attack them they will destroy you it didn’t happen to any human it just happened to two other dogs to almost attacked my brother
I have seen a Golden Retriever try to fight. It got me a my pittie traumatized. He ran after us and I had to kick him off so he wouldnt bite my dog. That unleashed dog could have been ran over by a car because he flew right away towards us as soon as he saw us.. he was ready to hunt us.. who would have thought, everybody would guess it’s the other way around. I had to yell at the owner to grab him because he was insistently try to get a way through to bite my dog (I had my dog well grabbed - standing up on two back legs - so he was trying to defend himself but my legs were pushing away the golden, so none of them was hurt). T R A U M A T I Z E D
Yeah, I’ve actually known several aggressive goldens. People shouldn’t assume based on reputation that they’ll always be angels, because they’re still big dogs that can absolutely do real damage.
My old (about 17yrs old) dachshund once broke through our screen door and attacked TWO Rottweilers who were being walked as they passed by our house. The Rotties had muzzles on and just stood there and looked at him as he snarled, growled, and tried to bite their legs, as if they couldn't fathom what the hell he thought he was doing! Luckily the owner was cool and remained calm as my husband caught our dachshund to stop the frenzied attack! He was a sweet little thing but had no concept of his small size. He was a rescue and lived to be about 21! (Yes, we had to replace the screen door with one that had metal bars on the bottom half)
There was a real life case in the US not too long ago: A family went for a walk in the woods with 2 big dogs and a dachshund. When they encountered a bear, the big dogs immediately fled, but the dachshund went into attack mode. It managed to irritate the bear so much, that the bear turned and started retreating back into the trees, buying the family enough time to book it. But that apparently wasn't enough: When they reached the nearest settlement (where they lived), they realised, that the dog hadn't come with them. It went after the retreating bear! They didn't know what to do and went home, and hours later the dachshund returned to their house, painfully crawling there on its forelegs, because it couldn't use its hindlegs anymore: The bear hadn't quite ripped it apart, but nearly. It had run after the bear, apparently fought with it and lost, badly injured, but made it out of the forest and back home with sheer willpower, not allowing itself to die out there alone. But of course, due to the injuries and the blood loss, it passed away. In a similar incident, a little boy was attacked by a bear in the family's (wide open) garage. The dachshund came from the house like a rocket and drove the surprised bear out, so the boy could close the garage. This dog also didn't make it, but kept the bear away from the house, until everything was safely locked up.
Yep, our dauchie is kind of a dangerous critter, and one hell of a ratter. Super chill and super snuggly sweet until he sees a possible intruder in something of the form of another critter. Lol
@@myentertainmentmypuppies8865 Although they're often seen as an entirely separate thing, dachshunds really belong to the terrier group and share many of its characteristics, e.g. their love for digging, not knowing how small they are and the suicid*l bravery. So I'm not surprised, that they go after bears, bison, moose etc. Of the three groups, the shorthaired dachshund is the original breed and it's really the toughest, most stubborn one of them. They were bred to slide into (European) badgers' dens and fight them there, ideally resulting in the badger's death. This is incredibly dangerous for several reasons: - Fighting an animal in its own den is like pushing it to the absolute edge: There might be babies in that den, and it's essentially the last point of retreat. It's like breaking into your house and trying to pull you out of the bathroom you're hiding in - in that situation you know, that things are serious, you're going to get killed, and there's no other safe place to escape to for you. So the badger puts up a hell of a fight; and those underground dens are extremely narrow. The dachshund with its long, lean body just barely fits through the tunnels and can't turn around or back out easily. No way to avoid a fight to the death. - European badgers have a special bone crest on their skulls, that resembles a short Mohawk hairstyle. That's where the jaw muscles are attached, and that crest means, that they have very powerful jaws - by comparison even stronger than wolves or bears. Once those jaws have clamped onto you, there's no way out and they will crush everything. So the dachshund isn't just fighting a pissed off, defensive homeowner in its den, but the equivalent of a furry great white shark. The badger is also roughly the same size as a dachshund, but much more bulky, and very hard to kill. Badgers are known to kill cats (my aunt lost two cats that way). Longhaired dachshunds are a hybrid between the original dachshund and spaniels, so they're a little more agreeable and not quite as bloodthristy... but don't underestimate them. Wiryhaired dachshunds are a hybrid between the original dachshund and miniature schnauzers. They often score higher obedience points than the original and aren't as stubborn. Those three all have their miniature variants, that were bred for rabbit hunting; but they're still pretty tough.
Thank you for including Cavalier King Charles Spaniel! My little Caviler would wouldn’t hurt anyone because 1 she loves everyone and two she doesn’t have teeth. 🐶❤️
Idk what's more impressive, the fact that he's totally on point or the fact that he was able to perfectly hide behind that punching bag.
might have edited the other half out
@@chichou7 True. He could also be a lv.10 Wizard
@@KittyLynnDarko nah he only needs to be a 3rd level Wizard, they get access to 2nd level spells such as invisibility. You're probably thinking of greater invisibility which requires a 5th level spell slot and can only be acquired at 9th level
@@HallowedKeeper_ balls
Idk, his stealth/dex could just be really gud
The pomeranian ended me. The man is wonderfully manic.
That one got me too.
Just 😂😂😂
That one made my day
Same.
The poodle ended me. 😂🤌🏻
The corgi fighting with the big thic butt and the husky Running while screaming is the most funniest and accurate thing ever
Can confirm the Australian Shepherd is accurate AF.
And I confirm corgi is so accurate!
@@ClasteauIt was 100% spot on! My sister had a pair many years ago. Their running in circles all day long made me dizzy.😂
Dachshund is also accurate
I've kept Rotties, German Shepherds, Greyhounds, Chihuahuas and Yorkies, have known so many other breeds of family and friends. I have literally cried laughing at this man's hilarious and accurate portrayal of them all. What a talented comedian he is. LOVE his work so much.
And he’s really easy in the eyes too! 😉
I think what really sells the Chihuahua is the Jack-Nicholson-meets-Jim-Carrey smile at the end. Absolutely fantastic.
Got that Willem Dafoe grin
@@Dingus_Khaan not gonna lie, I thought he IS Willem Dafoe for a second
@@Dingus_Khaan I LOVE Willem Dafoe's evil grin!😂
@@Dingus_Khaan William dafriend when 😔
don't compare him with that freak , did you forget his non-consensual kiss on 15 yo alicia silverstone in the oscars !?
Growing up with chihuahuas..... yeah. Your interpretation of them is almost spot on.. they are psycho dogs that have no concept if size advantage. They don't care. They are insane.
Facts. Ours ran after a huge German Sheppard and sent the Sheppard running for his life! And the Sheppard was supposed to be a guard dog! He saw our chiwa running at him full speed snarling and making some guttural throat spit gargling growl and said... tiny crazy demon! I'm out!
I had an aunt who had an (obese) chihuahua, and seriously, I’ve never been more afraid of a dog than that one. It was crazy. No shit. 😳😳😳
I live with a pomeranian. She has a very stereotypical case of small dog syndrome, but I am 100% convinced she does have a concept of size and that's why she is always so aggressive. She knows that being so much smaller means she'll be screwed if she is not on guard at all times.
Oh definitely!
I have two big bad black mutts (which I absolutely love), but when they're gone I really want a little psycho - Chihuahua 😁
Chihuahuas forever! 💖🐾🐾🐾
the pomeranian slapping her purse, corgi charging with his behind, yorkshire terrier removing/ flicking her hair band, too funny!!!❤
As someone who’s Australian shepherd has gotten into a fight, I can confirm all he did was run around the outside and bark instead of actually doing anything
That’s hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂💗
Golden retrievers are indeed just chronically very stoned hippies at heart, but they will fight to the death against threats against their family, but not before declaring their universal love for everything and asking for forgiveness of which it expects none.
100%
No wonder they get names like Sunshine and Dusty, haha. the hippie ersonality suits them well.
10/10 wholesome dog
Best dog ever
My sister has two and when I entered their home they quickly suffocated me with cuddles
I love how he always gives a nod to the dalmatian's firefighting ancestry ❤️
thank you for explaining this, didn't catch on at all. lol
Me thinking that was supposed to be saliva: I guess that makes sense
@@dieseIboy Well I assume that's what was happening 😄 Because there was another video where the dalmatian heard a fire engine and said "My ride's here!"
I'm gonna guess that Shar Pei would have needed some video editing of the boxing post getting destroyed while Shar Pei just stands there glowering menacingly.
I wonder though, why Dalmatians specifically? Do they have a specific trait that makes them better suited as a firefighter's partner?
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING, JOHNNY! Haven't spit my coffee laughing in WAAAY too long! Still blowing my nose!
This guy has such a skill he can represent dog's personality perfectly
My dad used to say to never mess with the little ones. They have every reason to be afraid and have had a lifetime to learn how to protect themselves.
I've already heard they're mean because they're closer to hell.
@@BlankMoments they're mean because people don't train them as much as big dogs and just laugh off bad behavior.
Our have inflated egos and the need to be the alpha
The little ones are also super pack hunters. It’s not the one you see, it’s the 3 you don’t
@@spykethespider5070 Some of them are mean because of breed traits. Many are hunting dogs and were bred to be aggressive. People underestimate the importance of genetics.
When I was a kid, one day the neighbor's two big husky mixes were out and our dachshund got out. He ran around the corner of our house away from them, which really surprised me...then he came back at absolute top speed, having been just getting a good run up. He launched himself at one of the huskies, hitting him broadside and knocking him over. I don't believe I've ever seen such a surprised look on a dog's face before.
Straight out of an action movie
Air torpedo
Incoming sausage.
@@Appaddict01 what I say to the gf tbf
It’s a sausage torpedo!! Wait… why does that sound dirty?
You are hilarious! Your videos have saved me in times when the day is closing in from all sides. I love the ones on how each dog bread would react to a robber. Keep being awesome!!
As the owner of a cavalier; his portrayal was painfully accurate 😂 ❤️
The Boxer squaring up and then utterly whiffing the hook is completely accurate and hilarious.
We used to have a Boxer next door and the funniest thing about her was that if you approached her, she would very excitedly run up to the fence and jump high enough to clear it, but not actually jump over the fence. She didn't seem to realize she could.
I came for this comment. 😂
I had a neighbor that had a couple boxers, and I totally can agree. Big sweethearts, very lovable. Not much fight in them.
@@TriforceKeybladeSkykid My old boxer loved to box, but she was a total sweetheart to her family. We kept her in the laundry room when we left (thank god) and someone broke in and stole stuff. She'd nearly chewed through a solid wood door by the time we got home a couple hours later. Then there was the time my brother came home from Afghanistan and just walked in the door without knocking. All we heard was a deep growl and the clicking of toe-nails on the wood floor. I yelled at her and she face planted and nearly did a full flip ass over head trying to stop. Sweetest dog ever, but you don't mess with her family. We got her at the pound when she was about a year old.
@@aaronburdon221 Lol, I guess the two I knew just didn't have any reason to show how productive they could be then. I only knew them as big ol' love bugs.
As someone who has been attacked by an Irish Wolfhound I can attest that this is in fact 100% true
I hope the whisky wasn't cheap mate
I'm so sorry for your liver. I hope it survived.
Wait, was the Wolfhound drunk? Or you? Both?
@@Rennies-World yes
Need more of the story please lol
His physical comedy is spot on -- I was laughing hysterically! ❤❤❤
I just love watching this guy. I can see the breed in every action
As someone with a pomchi (Pomeranian chihuahua mix) I can confirm Bubba is a perfect combination of the psychopath and privileged 😂
Omg it most be the most adorable demon🥰🥰😍 I love it. I have 2 Chihuahuas, well one is a mix with something
Omgsh, yes! I have one, too! She acts SO entitled and psychotic! 😂
So... Bubba is a karen?
Mine is all bark and no bite- acts tough around bug dogs, then she proudly hides behind me when the big dog comes towards us (usually for pets)
She’s adorable and funny- ridiculous
@@asi9ghost mine will scream bloody murder when a new dog goes to just SNIFF AT HER 🤣
Dachshund is scary accurate, as is the chihuahua.
The only thing missing from the Jack Russell is a 4 foot vertical leap, but understandably a difficult move to recreate.
I’ve seen a Jack Russell that can do a 6 foot vertical leap, so using my 6 calculators and 3rd grade math skills, I have deduced that from the information I’ve seen that the average jump height of a Jack Russell is very high for a dog that small
My old girl was part Jack Russell and I saw her jump over a six foot tall fence when she was younger.
Wait they can go 6 feet... I know they can jump high as I have one at home but oh boy I didn't know that high.what makes it worse is that they can still fit under most beds at full size so they can be hard to catch with their size and ability to jump and slip into hard to reach areas.
I've had Weiner dogs, 1 Boxer/retriever mix that raised me and my 2 sisters, mom said
Jack Russel +3 more terrier mixes in one dog. And 2 brothers that are min-pin boxer. And a Chihuahua mix. Rufus was the min-pin look a like very proper but a runner. his brother Garus looks like a boxer. Claire is the Chihuahua mix with what the vet isn't sure of. Nothing on the ground escapes our back yard. They were trained buy Fat Lucky our 3 legged short hair tuxedo cat. And Jeb a Shepard Retriever mix.( Who when my now wife took me to meet him. Did not bite me.
So she went on another date with me.)
Being Jeb approved made me proud.
So they'll catch whatever and leave us presents. I like dogs better than people.
And I'm ok with that
Today I learned something new about Wishbone. Happy day.
I love your videos, I laughed my butt off at this one. My Chihuahua would have torn out ankle tendons if she could convince herself to leave her hiding place. My beagle stood in front of the door as it was being jiggled to open (sticky door, Husband had bad key) stomping her feet. As soon as the door opened she charged! Of course that ended in her vocalizing heart whole day to her daddy. 😂😂😂😊
Golden Retriever by far my favorite. XD
That slap after the hug ist just perfection in terms of humor.
I’m crying over the Aussie one, my childhood dog was an Aussie and she was exactly like that!! She used to run around under the trampoline while I was jumping on it and would try to herd me and my sisters ❤️
I have a mini Aussie and my aunt got one from the same parents different litter. When they first met my aunts dog tried to run all around my dog and my dog tried to run around her it was so funny. They were running in circles trying to do it around each other 😂😂
@@dinonuggets4423 oh my goshhhhhhhhh that’s so cute!!!!! Aussies are the best
Yep he pretty much nailed that one
Can confirm. My aussie is 11 & still hyper 😂
i had a german shepherd as a kid and me and my brother would take his ball, put it in the trampoline and my german shepherd would go under and try to get it
This man is unbelievably skilled at physical comedy!
Someone needs to give Jonny a lucrative media contract!
Yes!!!!! 👌💯😂
I've been binging his videos all bloody day, and I don't think I've laughed harder yet at anything this fine Sunday than when he did the Golden impression. 😂 This guy really is a blessing.
As a Belgian Shepherd owner, your depiction of the Malinois is so accurate in all your videos. You need to add Borzoi and Basenji though, both quite unique attitudes.
Borzoi = the silent but run like cheetah....
My best friend growing up had Basenjis. Tammy was 14, toothless, and still thought she could take their 2yo Doberman, Saba down. One day, the Dobie is crying and running up the stairs. My friend looked out the bedroom door, and there was Tammy gumming Saba's neck, all while riding on her back like a bull rider.
I met a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel on my walk the other day. After politely lifting his leg so my much larger Rottie mix could access important info easily, he came over, stood on his hind legs and hugged my leg, I presume to enable me to pet him without such a deep bend. Maybe the most endearing dog encounter I've ever had.
And this is the reason I can never take the new monarch seriously. Every time I hear "King Charles..." I'm like 🤭🤭🤭
my brother has a cavalier king charles spaniel and everytime i visit his dog walks to me casually and simply rolls on his back showing me his belly. he is the biggest pushover, even my brothers cats have a higher standing in the hierarchy.
I'm on my third King Charles now... I can confirm... First it's Bark... Sniff... Then Love me now! lol
@@johnnygalaxy9022 funny, so are the English.
Lmaooo my parents have one and she’s kind of a little demon. Very protective of her food! They’re usually such good dogs though
Jonny's Pomeranian is my favourite character and I like to think she's best friends with Chihuahua and is totally unfazed by his unhinged behaviour and they go on coffee dates together.
Oh my God I love it--- you got any more for the other dog breeds? I like your ideas🍿
Coffee shop AUs for dogs, I love it
I like to think the Yorkshire Terrier is Gretchen from Mean Girls and the Chihuahua is Regina, the chihuahua totally gives me Regina vibes lol.
All his videos are great ! He has dogs down to a T -and he makes you laugh with each video he does-please keep them coming !!! This is raw talent !😊
"sharron, stop looking into the neighbor's window. I don't care how weird he's being"
Main thing I learned from this video, he is probably a great hugger, just look at the golden retriever hug and the cavalier king charles hug. That is some high class hugging right there
I have a King Charles/Chihuahua mix. The outside looks like a King Charles, but that inside is a little maniac. Fortunately, that seems to suit our cats. They all get along, probably because our dog hates other dogs and people.
Underrated comment! People who can hug properly are so rare. I'd like a hug from this guy
@@need_more_kittens same!
I would guess that he learned how to hug properly from being around lots of dogs...
@@need_more_kittens same💯
The Chihuahua is basically like an inmate that isn't locked up yet. Freakin demon rats.
Freakin demon rats 😂😂😂😂
agree , I once was on my way to visit grandma and half way there this young woman comes to laughing and talking on her phone ready to go out and then I see that small dog running g towards my feet it grabs and chews on my pants. my first thought was to kick it towards the door so it flies back into its house . but the woman would probably be a Bi*ch and yell at me so instead I just stomped my feet and shook my leg a lot until it finally let go and then I started sprinting away . the whole time to woman was not even reacting she just kept going at it on her phone just laughing the whole time like she didn't notice her small demon rat just ruined my pants..
Demon rats, hahaha!
Love this comment
Haha gonna use this one. My mom can’t stand them
This comment deserves more love.
Another great side splitter 😁!
He is making the world a better place, one dog breed, one dog mom/dad at a time. Thanks 🙏
Thank you for the Cavie one! So totally right. ❤❤❤My two loved it.
Lol as the mother of a Cavalier, I have to say that this is too accurate. My baby doesn’t have a vicious bone in her body. Everyone is her friend, whether they like it or not.
I work in a pet-friendly store and my former coworker brought hers in yesterday. He scared the crap out of another dog (some hound mixed breed) simply because they were already best friends and the hound didn't know it yet. Poor thing howled its confusion, got the picture, and then settled into best friend status and started playing. They really are lovers. 💕💕
@@Crazychickenlady448 Yep. Mine used to be like that but she got snapped at by a dog once and now she's more cautious about running up in other dog's faces. She tries to make friends with everyone. She especially loves kids.
Cavalier gang unite
I love the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. It's my personal favorite breed and i've never met a mean one (i've met about 10 or so since I worked in a veterinarian's office) Some of the sweetest, smartest dogs you'll ever meet. My favorite of the breed was called molly. I'd just let her follow me around all day while I took care of the animals in there because she was so smart and sweet. When it was time for her to go out and do her business, i'd say "Go wait by the back door molly" and she'd wait there for me until I came. Didn't matter how long 2 minutes or 20 minutes.
They were bred to be companions/lap dogs for royalty, so it makes sense.
I fence. A friend brings his miniature poodle with him sometimes. After greeting us all she starts watching everyone, you would swear she wants to fence. Surprisingly accurate.
That one suprised me too. Now I have a word for grams poodle. Dignified challenge.
I have a mini poodle and he too loves standing on his hind legs 😆 they think they’re human . Funnily enough his human brother is a fencer 🤺
And here I thought it was a French Three Musketeers reference.
As a min poodle owner.... according to them they are not did but humans... mine energy suits in the recliner like a person he'll even walk on two legs.... sooo true
*not dogs.... sorry error in typ
The Pomeranian and the poodle fighting types are HILARIOUS!!
I found you doing how dog breeds run and fell for your robbers series. Love the God shorts and this one is hilarious. You missed the Newfie fighting. Run, knock over the bag, lay on it to suffocate it. LOL
Dalmatian🤣😂
That is so true. We have one and he is total family friendly but even he has its moments.
One time my little sis was messing with him and he just glared at her, walked off, come back with his water Bowle and threw only the water of it at her face.
I nearly died from laughing when he gave her after it a meaningful look and left proud the living room and my sister started a tantrum.
That's amazing 😂 Thank you for the story! ❤
That's awesome!!
My Dalmation just looked at my Main coon mix with very disgusted look on her face when the main was being annoying. Stepped up to it, lifted her leg and peed on the main.😂😂😂😂
The best revenge of a dog I have ever heard of 😂
I love that the Chihuahua is always devious. I'm a chi mom, and it's accurate AF.
What is it with this man and mentally ill Aztec hellhounds?
Mom? Nigga what?
@@andreapiredda8016 it means she take care of her Chihuahua as if it’s her own little baby
@@wooden49 i know. It s just as crazy as it sounds
@@andreapiredda8016 its a pretty standard thing nowadays. Kids are too fucking expensive so pets have replaced kids.
Love all your videos. Can I request a video of different dog breeds’ reaction to storms? I am sure they all react differently.
AS a corgi owner I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
As a long time Jack Russell terrier enthusiast, I agree. This is how they start fights. But they end them with teeth. And the whole time they are wagging their tails.
Ikr it confuses me xd
Yep!
Teeth and worrying whatever it is(if not larger than they are)until it's dead.I had the very great pleasure of watching my mother's Jacks kill a cat.I couldn't get at them to interfere.They had managed to escape from the house.I had flashbacks.They're bred to kill small animals,it's hard to teach them the difference between legit prey,and other people's pets.I still loved them,but seeing that was horrifying.
FACTS
They will straight up try to murder *anything* regardless of size difference.
The screaming husky was ACCURATE!
Can't get enough of these. They're perfect! Plus, dude looks like a young version of my older brother. Creepy, but comforting.
Irish wolfhound certainly knows how to solve problems on the long term
Golden retrievers can actually be very feisty if situation calls for it. Once, my dog and I met another dog who started aggressively growling at us. Immediately, my goldie jumped him and kicked his ass. The most interesting part was that at no point during the fight he tried to bite the other dog and only used his head and paws, so I guess he remained gentle even in the fight. That dog has been avoiding us in large circles ever since.
My Rott used to fight like that. I called it Dog Fu.
Your Goldie put some Fu on him! Lol
The collie is accurate, mine loved to stalk and sneak attack and she even caught birds with that technique. If you do a Labrador in part two, remember, they seem friendly until you piss them off enough to see the teeth. My lab bit a hole through another dog’s lip when he got fed up with the dog jumping on him and in his face (untrained boxer that played rough). You never saw it coming, he was friendly and happy, then he snapped and growled, then went back to being a happy little derp. I barely saw what happened.
I have a lab mix and I love her to pieces. She's very sweet and friendly. But she isn't afraid to protect her own. An old roommate tried to scare me awake by wearing a wig and creeping up on me. I was barely awake and had my eyes slitted so I saw my friendly loving nine month old puppy take one look at him, not recognize it was her roommate, and show some fang
Black Labs were used in Vietnam as war dogs!
They were trained to track and attack!
Apparently, it was the Labs that scared the enemy the most (more than the Shepard's anyway)
Yeah.... Labrador Retrievers aren't ALWAYS friendly!
They have a bite force similar to that of a pitbull.
Labrador- 230 psi
American pitbull terrier- 235 psi
@@SJ-ry9er yep! Combine that with the high intellect of Labs, and you have a particularly deadly combination!
They were smart enough to stalk and ambush their target, rather than just charge in like some other breeds!
Apparently the V.C. found that even more terrifying, as they knew these dogs were literally hunting them through the jungle!
My lab/border collie mix just wants every hand on him... until I was pregnant and then he tried to pick a fight with a police dog in training for walking too close to me...
This guy never fails to get me laughing. 👍
Of all the videos watch, yours make me laugh the hardest! Thank you for bringing so much good fun to us all!
The Jack Nicholson Chihuahua smile was top-notch 👌
I can’t even begin to imagine the bruises you got from making this video. Thanks for making it!!😂
Your creativity is a joy. I love dog breeds and you bring their traits to life in the most hilarious ways!😂
Late to the party. Just saw this. One of the best ones Jonny has done! Loved it.
Love how the Irish wolf Hound just chilling ! And the chihuahua is pretty accurate ngl
I've actually seen a 3lb chihuahua bark and make a full grown Irish Wolfhound jump.
Border collies doing their best cat impression whilst being extremely visible is hilarious
My old girl's (border collie mix) best friends are cats. When she was young she'd jump over 6ft fences, to9.
Pitbull: runs into it at full speed, knocks it over accidentally, then gives apologetic kisses
you need to do a collab with the guy who impersonate all animals in a fighting styles like the 2 of you together would be hilarious
I thought I would have to take my grandma to the hospital with how hard she was laughing at the pomeranian 🤣😂🤣😂
Dobermans (based on what I have seen in videos): avoids the whole situation by giving a demonic stare if you are up to no good, leading to the other party fleeing in terror.
Doberman: stares
The punching bag: falls in panic
Your videos ALWAYS make me laugh! And the Chihuahuas' are SO true. I know because I' currently have 2 and have had them in the past.
This video has the distinction of being the only video (in all the years of middle of the night forays down the RUclips rabbit hole) of making me totally lose my shit. I watched it 3 times in a row, laughed myself stupid then literally sent it to a ton of people. The guy is a genius . A warped, slightly deranged, incredibly accurate ,adorable genius .
I laughed so hard at this. The only one that felt slightly wrong was the pomm. They will bark and growl but somehow always manage too keep the same distance to the «threat» at all times. As a owner it never stops amazing me how accurate that distance is kept everytime.
Right. They’re just some little shit takers. Chihuahuas are about that life though 😂
I mean it kept its distance as it packed a punch 😆
Hahaha yep, that's my pommy Arlo
Seems like thr dog version of a handbag slap alright 😂
My mother wants to let everyone know that they don't _always_ keep that distance...
An angry pomeranian is the reason why the nail on her right tumb is all wonky and weirdly split in the middle.
There was one living above a store in her village, and the little guy would always bark down the stairs angrily... well, one he didn't just bark, and bit down on her thumb so hard, it injured the bed of her nail...
So yeah, they can fight, they just usually prefer intimidation, and if that doesn't work tactical retreat.
Yeah, the Belgian Malinois is spot on. Just that they’d integrate a drop kick while going through. Oh, a lethal one too
Totally agree. They are nicknamed Malagators for a reason.
After he splashed a cup of water as a Dalmatian, I was waiting for a bucket of water as a St. Bernard
Your depiction of the chihuahua in all your vids are very accurate. I can tell thats your fave to reenact 😂
The golden retriever and the pomeranian killed me 😂 the poodle was also hilarious
as someone who has owned multiple Chihuahuas, the last one is pretty accurate. Devious little creatures, but I love them. Mostly bark and no bite.
My sister's one is pretty chill to the point that I'm worried she's some kind of imposter and not actually a Chihuahua.
No bite? You must have some extremely trained chihuahuas.
@@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279 they do bark more than bite my chihuahua likes to bark for no reason
They're so ugly though 😂
That would actually terrify me even more…a chill chihuahua is probably planning something…I’d sleep with an eye open
Yeah i thought my Chihuahua's were all bark and no bite till one of my Chihuahua's had fought against a whole fucking pitbull and won scaring the pitbull way. He bit the pitbull once and the pitbull ran for its life. And I looked at my like wtf.
This is the most realistic video I’ve ever seen on RUclips. I’ve never laughed out loud before but this video sure did make me. Keep up the great work.😂❤😂
Imagine neighbours watching via window all this and thinking this guy has lost his marbles😂😂😂
That's my neighbour's pomeranian right there. All that's missing is a yelling-to after the fight.
I’ve only met one non-insane chihuahua. Little Daisy. Came charging out of her yard barking, then… ‘pet me?’
Of course I gave her pets, the sweet little thing
Lmao mine‘s like that. She‘ll run up to me looking like she‘s about to rip me to shreds, then sit in front of me and beg for pets :,)
@@briicksyy such odd little ones. Either super-lovey, or want to rip your hands off.
Ours was very well behaved and sweet. When I was allowed to eat in front of the tv she would sit and guard my food when I want on a bathroom break during commercials. She would sit facing away from it with her little chest puffed out and sit perfectly still until I got back.
its either a demon disguised as a dog, or its just one of those breeds that people confuse for chihuahuas.
I knew a handful of very nice and clam chihuahuas.Owners had the same exact personality too so maybe that’s why
I have a cavalier pekingese mix, so I'm always excited when he does King Cavalier Spaniel impressions because he rarely does. And they are ALWAYS. ON. POINT. Our dog isn't the brightest (unless it comes to getting food) but loves everything and everyone. She does the sprint, slow approach, sniff a little, then jump and lick. We also think she may think growling is a way dogs greet each other. She's never been scared of growling dogs and as a puppy used to whin and pull on her leash to greet them. She's 5 and has stopped pulling on her leash. Now she just sits and whins at us 😂
My God, this guy has officially become my dog-breed guide.
literally nothing but wholesome chaotic energy from this guy
Golden retriever: HUGS!!
After 2 seconds: Will Smith mode activated!!!
Lol I shouldn’t laugh but that was too funny! And I love Golden Retriever, beautiful dogs that they look like they’re smiling all the time. 😁
I literally blinked and missed the Greyhound 😂😂😂
the last one caught me so off guard...😂
Love the spot on Irish Wolfhound. I've seen them kept corralled with a baby gate because the dogs couldn't be bothered to step over it. 🤣
I don't know of any other breed of dog that doesn't feel like fighting like this one.
I see it as the dog killing with alcohol. Those Irish love that slow poison.
@@bittehiereinfugen7723 Just speculating but I'd imagine larger working dogs meant for guarding things etc. have a natural tendency to consider the opportunity cost of a fight more than other breeds.
@@bighobo7745 Yes and no, pure livestock guarding dogs have very little dopamine in their brains, that's why - when nothing special is going on - they seem so lazy and lethargic.
But if their territory is violated or one of "their" animals is in danger, all hell breaks loose.
Only, the Irish Wolfhound is not LGD but has traditionally been used for hunting and dog racing, so it has significantly more dopamine. So there must be something else behind it - maybe it's true after all, and this breed has the intelligence of a human being?
@@bittehiereinfugen7723 I knew they where used for hunting, their name is literal, but I had no idea they where used for racing. I thought that was what the deerhounds other job was. Just imagining 10-20 wolf hounds running together would look like is pretty stunning.
Omg! The Pomeranian 😂 but the best one was the dachshund...mine actually marked an Irish Wolfhound standing outside a PetSmart once.
I had a Doxie mark my foot and another my purse at a big Dachshund gathering. 😂
Oh me, my! I really appreciate the laughs! Thank you.
i have a dachhound and this is soo true 😂❤also the fact that he chould hide perfectly well behind the punching bag and that creepy smile with the pocket lighter is just perfect 😂🎉❤
The Dachshund one was sadly accurate. Our girl LOVED one of my friends so much, she's pee on the floor in joy when she arrived. She'd also pee on the floor in anger if her ball went under the sofa. There were some pee problems.
There can be no expression of how absolutely hilarious this is to all dog owners and lovers.
Man the golden retriever is on point
I love the way the wolf hound is just drinking,though in hind sight he might be trying to kill the person by making them drink too much alcohol
I laughed so much at this. All of them were so true. Except two - I have never seen a Golden Retriever fight, and I used to own a Pomeranian and she never fought either. The chihuahua was hilariously accurate.🤣🤣🤣
I had to go to retriever before and yes they are loyal and very good dogs but if you try and go after the owners and attack them they will destroy you it didn’t happen to any human it just happened to two other dogs to almost attacked my brother
Hey they can fight given the right circumstances
@@olgagerman9216 Yes, I made a mistake, because I never saw a Golden fight.
I have seen a Golden Retriever try to fight. It got me a my pittie traumatized. He ran after us and I had to kick him off so he wouldnt bite my dog. That unleashed dog could have been ran over by a car because he flew right away towards us as soon as he saw us.. he was ready to hunt us.. who would have thought, everybody would guess it’s the other way around. I had to yell at the owner to grab him because he was insistently try to get a way through to bite my dog (I had my dog well grabbed - standing up on two back legs - so he was trying to defend himself but my legs were pushing away the golden, so none of them was hurt). T R A U M A T I Z E D
Yeah, I’ve actually known several aggressive goldens. People shouldn’t assume based on reputation that they’ll always be angels, because they’re still big dogs that can absolutely do real damage.
My old (about 17yrs old) dachshund once broke through our screen door and attacked TWO Rottweilers who were being walked as they passed by our house. The Rotties had muzzles on and just stood there and looked at him as he snarled, growled, and tried to bite their legs, as if they couldn't fathom what the hell he thought he was doing! Luckily the owner was cool and remained calm as my husband caught our dachshund to stop the frenzied attack! He was a sweet little thing but had no concept of his small size. He was a rescue and lived to be about 21! (Yes, we had to replace the screen door with one that had metal bars on the bottom half)
You can really tell they were bred to follow badgers down their hole and drag them out kicking and screaming
There was a real life case in the US not too long ago:
A family went for a walk in the woods with 2 big dogs and a dachshund. When they encountered a bear, the big dogs immediately fled, but the dachshund went into attack mode.
It managed to irritate the bear so much, that the bear turned and started retreating back into the trees, buying the family enough time to book it. But that apparently wasn't enough: When they reached the nearest settlement (where they lived), they realised, that the dog hadn't come with them. It went after the retreating bear!
They didn't know what to do and went home, and hours later the dachshund returned to their house, painfully crawling there on its forelegs, because it couldn't use its hindlegs anymore: The bear hadn't quite ripped it apart, but nearly.
It had run after the bear, apparently fought with it and lost, badly injured, but made it out of the forest and back home with sheer willpower, not allowing itself to die out there alone. But of course, due to the injuries and the blood loss, it passed away.
In a similar incident, a little boy was attacked by a bear in the family's (wide open) garage. The dachshund came from the house like a rocket and drove the surprised bear out, so the boy could close the garage. This dog also didn't make it, but kept the bear away from the house, until everything was safely locked up.
Yep, our dauchie is kind of a dangerous critter, and one hell of a ratter. Super chill and super snuggly sweet until he sees a possible intruder in something of the form of another critter. Lol
@@unterdessen8822 that is so sad. I didn't know they are that protective or a fighter.
@@myentertainmentmypuppies8865 Although they're often seen as an entirely separate thing, dachshunds really belong to the terrier group and share many of its characteristics, e.g. their love for digging, not knowing how small they are and the suicid*l bravery. So I'm not surprised, that they go after bears, bison, moose etc.
Of the three groups, the shorthaired dachshund is the original breed and it's really the toughest, most stubborn one of them. They were bred to slide into (European) badgers' dens and fight them there, ideally resulting in the badger's death. This is incredibly dangerous for several reasons:
- Fighting an animal in its own den is like pushing it to the absolute edge: There might be babies in that den, and it's essentially the last point of retreat. It's like breaking into your house and trying to pull you out of the bathroom you're hiding in - in that situation you know, that things are serious, you're going to get killed, and there's no other safe place to escape to for you. So the badger puts up a hell of a fight; and those underground dens are extremely narrow. The dachshund with its long, lean body just barely fits through the tunnels and can't turn around or back out easily. No way to avoid a fight to the death.
- European badgers have a special bone crest on their skulls, that resembles a short Mohawk hairstyle. That's where the jaw muscles are attached, and that crest means, that they have very powerful jaws - by comparison even stronger than wolves or bears. Once those jaws have clamped onto you, there's no way out and they will crush everything. So the dachshund isn't just fighting a pissed off, defensive homeowner in its den, but the equivalent of a furry great white shark. The badger is also roughly the same size as a dachshund, but much more bulky, and very hard to kill. Badgers are known to kill cats (my aunt lost two cats that way).
Longhaired dachshunds are a hybrid between the original dachshund and spaniels, so they're a little more agreeable and not quite as bloodthristy... but don't underestimate them. Wiryhaired dachshunds are a hybrid between the original dachshund and miniature schnauzers. They often score higher obedience points than the original and aren't as stubborn.
Those three all have their miniature variants, that were bred for rabbit hunting; but they're still pretty tough.
I have a husky/Australian Shepard mix and she’s pretty much a perfect mix of those two. She would be circling while wailing the howl time 😂
I adore your videos. Thank you. Always gets me laughing and brightens the day
You are wonderful with your interpretations. You keep this old lady laughing. And who knows how much time left I have? So, more videos, please!
Thank you for including Cavalier King Charles Spaniel! My little Caviler would wouldn’t hurt anyone because 1 she loves everyone and two she doesn’t have teeth. 🐶❤️
Trinket has all her teeth, but otherwise she’s just like that. She just adores being adored!
My cavalier is the same way. Total love bug!
The dalmatian with the water was a nice touch 😚👌
"Feel the fire of hell as it burns you into dispare!"
- Ever Chihuahua
As someone who once lived under the same roof as a Jack Russell… they do go for the legs and feet, especially shoes…
You are a mad canine genius, and you are willing to hurt yourself for our amusement. Thank you, sir. 👍❤️🐾💞
The Cavalier is on point! No fight in them. Total huggers.
The breed specific reactions on any of Jonny's videos is so spot on. I love it! I think I've got a crush!