10:16 "He throws a holy cross..." Probably looked into Lego Mario's soulless eyes and realised he had to purge this demon. Then again that Steve could use an exorcist himself.
Patrick: *Goes to Spongebob's house* Hey Spongebob! let's go jellyfis- Anime girls: *Opens door* Ohio. Patrick: ... _WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?_ Anime girls: Ooh! Kawaii desu! Patrick: No, this is patrick. *Closes door* _I'm not a kawhy desoo._
The (original) title is the opposite of clickbait. Under-represents the content of the video. The thumbnail on the other hand...I can say it ISN’T clickbait but can’t say what it IS.
Sometimes, if you shove yourself against a fire hydrant/log in the opposite direction the screen scrolls, the hydrant will move and you get a mushroom. yea, you get big.
![Megan Thee Stallion - Mamushi (Remix) [feat. TWICE] [Official Audio]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5c0_u9PsrsQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Checkout the people I forced to be on this video:
RUclips.com/Jaymoji
RUclips.com/EditZP
twitter.com/RokRoka25
twitter.com/RagsWasTaken
Hi
ok failboat
Ok
There are 295 people who have died on Mount Everest.
200 of those corpses are used by climbers as waypointers.
Hi failboat
Do you know where purple shep is?
He is gon missing like exploding tnt
2:20
You thought it was ganondorf, but no it was pikachu. Then you thought it was pikachu, but no, it was a *P E Z D I S P E N S E R*
He turns himself into a pez dispenser
Chunkiest chu I've ever seen
we had bowser junior pez dispenser now we have pikachu pez dispenser
You thought it was ganondorf BUT IT WAS ME PIKACHU
Lmao
Pikadorf contains the power to finally destroy Link forever
Hi Pat. Didn't expect to see you here
How can we alter link to destroy Pikadorf forever?
@@Nc3three we make him a ground type
You mean chunkychu
@@Nc3three He becomes a Pokemon trainer.
i think i'll never sleep good again
no one will sleep looking at failboats videos
I already don’t sleep so
Uhhh
Same?
That's normal
For me sleeping is illegal
You said that in the Pokemon Photoshop vid and we all knew that was a lie
WHY DOES KIRBY HAVE FEET
*_Cuz they're smooth._*
No clue
For walking :)
To walk, I'm not quite sure but i think thats it
Because he is incomplete without them
Scentences I thought I would never hear: “...teched off the McRib!”
Nah he just b-hopped
Or the it’s like he’s in the grease production
Very powerful scents...
Sentences ive heard 3 times:
Wait when was this?
The problem: Smash isn’t cursed enough.
The solution:
The solution: Mod the game so we can finally have Pikadorf Kirby with feet and Extra weird Steve. Now thats smash bros in my eyes.
@@ransman1156 ourselves
Idk what you are talking about Failboat, this is just "a normal day in smash" ;)
PROJECT A.N.D.I I GET IT
no... ANDI must not get into smash... t o o l a t e
So uh.. where is A.N.D.I.? Ooooh wait he is still with Jaymoji..
Yeah and so is your profile pic
Yes
I love how Steve isn't even a Nintendo character but he already has more characters than Sonic.
None of them are Nintendo characters but in the end we both know it’s for the better.
Steve also has better games than Sonic, to be fair
@@pengun8683 ur spittin facts
@@pengun8683 to be fair, both are heavily dragged by outliers.
He is now ;)
10:16 "He throws a holy cross..."
Probably looked into Lego Mario's soulless eyes and realised he had to purge this demon. Then again that Steve could use an exorcist himself.
He should exorcist speedrun Mario :3
Sephiroth's shadow looked spookily like Ronald McDonald. We have been spared
Chicken Winged Angel
Trust me I have played enough rival of aether to know what ronald looks like. That was indeed Ronald
9:02 that’s why
I looked up the mod to see who it was... and it actually is Ronald McDonald
Im disappointed no one picked sephironald Mcdonald
So Mr Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents so he could be in Smash
I think that was a good deal
Almost one stack of cents
*Stack of cents*
*Stack of cents*
sounds like a deal of a life time
Do you think he could have got more?
"Instead of choosing Spongebob you have choosen a-an anime girl."
-Failboat 2021
"an anime girl vs honoka
“More strange creations soon”
I don’t even wanna know
wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy
@@mudkipqueen920 where are your parents? Kid's sketchy
I would never ever think of seeing Honoka from Love Live! Fight off against the utter beast Pikadorf today, if not, ever.
“Is that a FLOWER in his Chef Boyardee can?!” Is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard
Good tech off the McRib
i literally looked at the roster and thought steve was a mod.
Have you not seen his trailer? (Unless you are talking about the ugly si-eve.) (Steve but Simon)
When I saw the thumbnail I physically flinched backwards and made a sound that didn't sound human at all
10/10
That thumbnail is... promising.
F E E T
Too promising
Jims probably appreciating the thumbnail right now
@@untitled5 F E E T
B I G F E E T
I’m sorry I can’t look at Steve without thinking about what happened to banjo and kazooie...
If you know you know.
I wish i didn't
I don't...
@@supernutbar be thankful
@@mazennassef6623 the worst part is that Steve and Banjo video isnt even the most cursed video that i have seen.
@@bobbuilder625 what dark corner of the internet did you even discover
Cursed Kirby: Kirby with human feet
Cursed Kirby 2.0: Kirby with Bayonetta’s legs
Kirby with human arms
Kirby with human teeth.
You fools your fueling failboats brain
Kirby as a Furby
You fools! Kirby with Min Min's arms for legs, and Bayonetta's legs for arms is CLEARLY superior!
Tons of anime girl out there, and you chose the exact one that I love, you're a legend failboat
The best timeline
“You picked a anime girl over spongebob”
Me: I don’t see the difference
When the spongebob:
Ohhhhh Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea!
*insert some Anime girl noises
@@Ashraf7I7 yes
Patrick: *Goes to Spongebob's house* Hey Spongebob! let's go jellyfis-
Anime girls: *Opens door* Ohio.
Patrick: ... _WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?_
Anime girls: Ooh! Kawaii desu!
Patrick: No, this is patrick. *Closes door* _I'm not a kawhy desoo._
That "ganondorf" is just inspired pure terror out of me, and it won both matches.
Why
4:35 My mind 30 minutes before I am freed on a Friday
11:43
You caught me so off guard and I burst out laughing
"An anime girl vs Honoka" If only that Pikachu didn't have a flat tail end, this would technically be true
Edit: Perhaps the Pikachu is a trans girl
D:
*Y E S*
extremely valid buff trans pikachu
@@zoesoundglave3897 *Y E S*
Lol
Me: sakurai i want Ryu in smash
Sakurai: we already have Ryu in smash
Ryu in smash: 4:53
The (original) title is the opposite of clickbait. Under-represents the content of the video. The thumbnail on the other hand...I can say it ISN’T clickbait but can’t say what it IS.
I can.
Cursed
4:59 "Dude I know people who look like that"
Bruh
I was watching this on my switch and as soon as the camera zoomed in on “Simon” the software was closed because of an error
Lol
It makes perfect sense.
makes sense
The switch says that when I purposely close it... I wonder if it’s saying something about me....
9:16 so are we not gonna talk about this list? I think it’s beautiful
According to this mod, Kirby’s red feet were actually his shoes and now he’s just naked. I feel very uncomfortable looking at him that way
Wait those weren't shoes? I always thought they were.
Kirby be skinny dipping
Ah, yes. Steven Belmont, from the famous Castlevainia Series.
Failboats videos never fail too make me think he escaped a mental hospital
Same
yep
Spantacular
Well love live was the LAST thing I expected to see in a failboat video lmao
Real ogs remember "The problem"
THE SOLUTION
the problem: FAILBOAT IS BECOMING MORE POWERFUL
THE SOLUTION: WATCH HIM DESTROY OUR MENTAL HEALTH
I do
10:00
You been hit by
You been struck by
L E G O M A R I O
The problem: we don't have SpongeBob in smash. THE SOLUTION: WE DO IT OURSELVES
2:44 BRO HE’S GOING FOR THE PACLAND MEGA MUSHROOM YOU BETTER RUN
Sometimes, if you shove yourself against a fire hydrant/log in the opposite direction the screen scrolls, the hydrant will move and you get a mushroom. yea, you get big.
10:45 "He looks like the grandpa from Up"
Bro did you forget the entire plot point where his wife can't have children?
I get what you mean now
Thank you for ruining my childhood (and my life) with shoe-less kirby.
Seeing that Kirby now makes me think that his red feet are shell hiding his true feet
That's actually where the idea of Feet Kirby came from. See for yourself. i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/235/445/b1d.jpg
@@dr.loboto1171 I can die happily knowing that Kirby really has human feet.
@Julio Paulino exactly what I said.
@Julio Paulino nope.
Alt Title : Failboat and the cursed content
The poor Miis on the Tomodachi Life stage are scarred for life
1:04 OK LOVE LIVE IN SMASH I WANT IT SO MUCH NOW
Honoka loses in a snow stage, how ironic.
t o d o k e t e
setsuna sa ni wa
Remember that Pichu you Doriyah'd? This is him now. He's back for revenge
I'm gonna need therapy after seeing:
**feet kirby**
I dont
Your profile pic defenetly explains that
Editzp and failboat is a combination I didn't expect but want so much more of. Love these old school minecraft weirdos
That Kirby is something I expect to be in a photoshopping stream, not actually in the game
My heart literally stopped when you zoomed in on minecraft Steve's face
At this point Dan's content could be an SCP
SCP 6969 "Chunky Chu"
Scp 58227 stinky feet kirby
Lol
SCP 5876 LITTLER MAC
If only they all knew where that Steve was from.
The real reason Nintendo started taking down Smash tournaments is because they're MAD at us for modding Kirby with Feet into Ultimate
Hey, I’m subbed to you!
I keep finding you
They're not mad. They just think the world is not ready for Kirby with feet.
After seeing musikeena, I'll start being nice to Christopher, accept my apologies
Therapist: Hyper Realistic Steve doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Hyper Realistic Steve:
Shame I'm not even a part of this DLC
I'm this close to reporting you.
ngl you'd be a pretty based addition to the roster
@@laanonymous3088 cringe
@@laanonymous3088 cringe
@@jamcal8086 true
I have been scarred. And for that. I thank you. For allowing me to experience what pain felt like, once again.
6:38
I'm starting to think that those clothes are placed so that the water would drip down to water the plants
FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG. THANK YOU
1:35 pretty sure it's a bokken. A wooden sword used in training for martial arts
yeah, looks accurate.
> be me
> just got into Love Live a month ago
> sees Roy replaced with Honoka
> what
Idol hell squirms its way into different aspects of your life once you fall into it lmao
@@Lumix_Corrupt This much I can see
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW
-everyone, 2021
i need so much more of this modded ssbu content
thank you failboat, you have blessed our eyes once again
Now time to go to Specsavers again
My eyes are in pain
"You encountered a very strong looking Pikachu!"
At least there's no Marx with feet...
*Y E T*
why do I hear boss music
NO
Watching this..... video right before sleeping was probably not my brightest idea...
when failboat goes to hell
the devil himself: why do I hear boss music
I saw Steve in my notifications and started crying.
Buff pikachu will from now on *haunt my dreams.*
"3 words that come to mind, 9, 1, 1." Those are numbers.
This is where the fun begins
Kirby with Falco's copy ability... the real FIRBY!!
*simon is steve* everyone: G R O A N
he is not even steve he is THAT steve, the one that umm...
it's best you don't know
that sweet, sweet, frame of ronald McSephiroth
That "Steve" made me feel very uncomfortable
Steve vs Mario absolutely killed my sanity. 🤣
Me being a love live fan:
Kirby is just another definition for the Burger King foot fungus memes.
The amount of cursed images in the mere 10 seconds at the start actually disgusts me.
Bless the person who introduced failboat to mods.
I still remember when he was friends with a mouse... explodingtnt
epic battle going between Steven and chunky chu fail-boat and the bois:DOOOOOOGGGG
The thumbnail is my sleep paralysis demon
Ngl I want that Honoka skin. Looks pretty clean
For those wondering, Honoka is from the anime Love Life!
Had to rewatch the kirby zoom in like 5 times, well played sir
I am not even joking when I saw the title screen I screamed.
Scream Club Penguin 173
Steve: yea Kirby gimme your feet
Kirby: nah I’m running out of here
1:37 that shot is *alarmingly* close
“*look at how innovative I am homer*”
-me 30 seconds ago doing a terrible Marge Simpson voice
Ah yes, I love Suffering
I’m calling my lawyer
Ah yes my favourite smash characters: Honoka and Spongebob
I love the fact that nobody knows the source material for the steve model.
its best they don't know
I know a bit and i hate that i know about what “STEVE” did to banjo
The fact that hyper realistic Steve wasn't a skin for *actual* Steve fills me with discomfort
Oh a new failboat video!
*sees thumbnail*
I think I can skip this one
"Ooh good tech off the McRib" - Failboat 2021
How people that puts pikachu in S tier see him 1:10
I thought I finally escaped Grotesque Steve.
he will haunt your dreams for all of eternety