Bad Car Advice From Quora

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
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    Everyone needs help with their car sometimes. But if you're on the hunt for factual information or helpful technical knowledge, online forums like Quora.com are NOT where you should begin your search. In this video, Nolan is joined by host of Money Pit, Zach Jobe. Together they scour the dark depths of Quora for some of the worst (and funniest) car advice the world wide web has to offer.
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  • @Donut
    @Donut  3 года назад +3020

    Alright so maybe the tire guy thought the question was about literally mounting a tire on a wheel. They get a pass...for now 👀

    • @DiscoBallGaming
      @DiscoBallGaming 3 года назад +61

      I mean it's better then the armchair experts who pretend to know how carbs work. Just go find an old car guy

    • @-liamrbgw
      @-liamrbgw 3 года назад +9

      @@DiscoBallGaming yeah

    • @jamessizemore7103
      @jamessizemore7103 3 года назад +18

      Tire dude is right, road side assistance is very popular now.

    • @Random-nf7qb
      @Random-nf7qb 3 года назад +68

      He did.
      You just use wheel and tyre interchangeably for whatever reason.
      Wheel is the rim and tyre.
      Tyre is just the rubber.

    • @spencertharp1102
      @spencertharp1102 3 года назад +5

      That's what I was thinking

  • @pligon09
    @pligon09 3 года назад +4033

    This Mike guy is the living example of the old adage: "If you are looking for an answer on the internet, don't post a question because no one will answer. Instead post the wrong answer and you'll be flooded with people telling you you're wrong."

    • @tomstanden5451
      @tomstanden5451 3 года назад +216

      That’s Murphy’s law

    • @robcarle
      @robcarle 3 года назад +333

      @@tomstanden5451 oh i see what you done there , am not going to play your game

    • @chr_stian
      @chr_stian 3 года назад +35

      @@robcarle lmao

    • @ronaldmacdonald8667
      @ronaldmacdonald8667 3 года назад +57

      To really drive your point home, read his response in the voice of the comic book guy from Simpsons

    • @insertnamehere8504
      @insertnamehere8504 3 года назад +29

      @@tomstanden5451 lmao this is gold

  • @sanghelian
    @sanghelian 3 года назад +2472

    Random person: simple car question
    mike: While you were out partying, i studied the engine.

    • @dongambino5308
      @dongambino5308 3 года назад +44

      This is by far the funniest mike comment

    • @lrrr9734
      @lrrr9734 3 года назад +28

      I was born with an engine, moulded by the engine. I didn't meet a mechanic until I was already a man

    • @Dr.Spatula
      @Dr.Spatula 2 года назад +2

      But realistically the questions were quite literally the opposite of simple.

    • @angeleaterstudios1004
      @angeleaterstudios1004 2 года назад +2

      Reminds of Chum bucket from the Mad Max game.
      "THE PISTONS ARE THE HEART OF MY ANGEL COMBUSTION!! HALLOWED BE THE HOLY OIL IN HER VEINS!!"

    • @jonathanpeterson2156
      @jonathanpeterson2156 2 года назад

      😆

  • @Aguynamedhogan
    @Aguynamedhogan 2 года назад +202

    Dude was literally a finance manager at a dealership. THE LAST guy you wanna get advice from.

    • @ArkLord001
      @ArkLord001 11 месяцев назад +20

      Actually the reply to not negotiate isn't entirely wrong. Don't come out of the gate negotiating because they'll jack their prices up to make back what you're trying to negotiate off the car. Wait until they put the final price tag in front of you and are ready to sign. Now you know the actual price of the car and not the inflated price they gave you to cover your immediate negotiation tactic.
      Once you know the sticker price and the paperwork is ready to sign do you really think he wants to lose all that time and effort spent on you whereas you on the other hand, who have not signed anything, can simply walk away and he's out all that time and effort. Timing is everything. ;)

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ArkLord001huh, that sounds really smart.
      Best way to phrase it? Maybe like "Hmm, that's more than I can justify, I'm sorry. Is there anything we can do about that price?"

    • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
      @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 Месяц назад

      I don't negotiate because I find it exhausting and tedious. Do your research know the ball park of what the car is worth and if they try and high ball you just walk away. If they are willing to mislead you about the price then they are going to mislead you on something else, like if the car was previously damaged, in an accident or poorly maintained by the previous owner.

  • @JoeyCarb
    @JoeyCarb 2 года назад +562

    While in college, I was known as "the car guy". One of my coaches asked me if I could help him fix an oil leak in his Maxima. I of course said yes. Once I realized this was going to involve dropping the front subframe and replacing the entire oil pan I knew I was in way over my head. Refusing to admit the limits of my abilities, I posted the question on Quora. Some guy sent me all the sheets from the factory service manual with an annotated list of the steps and all the tools and part numbers I would need. I did the whole replacement in about 6 hours in my coaches driveway. Aside from the $100 and 12 pack of beer (probably an NCAA violation) the gains in clout were priceless. Those were the good old days of asking a serious question on the internet and getting a real and helpful response. Every day we stray further from god's light.

    • @mugenpower7545
      @mugenpower7545 2 года назад +77

      Holy fuck, s/o to the guy who did all the hmwk for you

    • @JoeyCarb
      @JoeyCarb 2 года назад +115

      @@mugenpower7545 I always imagined him as some benevolent retired master mechanic who thought the internet would be the perfect way to pass his knowledge down to a younger generation. Then we used it to share cat videos. Jokes on us.

    • @Bremend
      @Bremend Год назад +12

      Welcome to the misinformation age

    • @Clos-yk7hg
      @Clos-yk7hg Год назад +1

      Nice

    • @TinManSimRacing
      @TinManSimRacing 3 месяца назад

      The good old days where before there was the internet lol. I miss those days when you just figured it out. People in those days were smart and had common sense. Now days you and I are like Gods because we can pretty much do anything from home repairs to car repairs as well as we just have the mind to be able to over come and adapt to any situation. These younger cats now days are like a jelly fish. They have no spine or brain and now some no PeePee to put it nicely lol. I’m a OPs Manager for a big branch in Orlando for a Fortune 500 company and we provide a service that requires driving a semi tanker truck. All my drivers are mid 30s are older and most mid 40s and up. The younger generation just isn’t smart enough. They mentally can’t handle it and their work ethic is non existent. I don’t discriminate as I love all people young old and I don’t see race but when I interview people it’s the older ones who get the job because they are the most qualified. The problem with our company is they would rather hire someone based on their color of their skin then to hire them based on experience and their personality. It pisses me off to know end.

  • @williamfoucher2670
    @williamfoucher2670 3 года назад +3186

    I love how this goes from “bad car advice” to “lol look at this guy on quora”

    • @Moe_z
      @Moe_z 3 года назад +48

      Mike?

    • @alexanderlangdon92
      @alexanderlangdon92 3 года назад +146

      Bro Mike is a 65+ boomer that wears skinny jeans

    • @wwymqtjqtjjtqj4438
      @wwymqtjqtjjtqj4438 3 года назад +22

      Mike is kind of sketchy, I think he just wants extra money

    • @billgates23yearsago4
      @billgates23yearsago4 3 года назад +4

      Mike

    • @WR3ND
      @WR3ND 2 года назад +1

      @@alexanderlangdon92 Yeah, like literally, not a meme. LOL Good stuff.

  • @nightshadeodyssey8109
    @nightshadeodyssey8109 3 года назад +3302

    Mike: “45 years of driving and fixing cars”
    Every car answer from Mike: “Pay someone to fix it” lmao

    • @di3yus459
      @di3yus459 3 года назад +179

      I mean, he ain't wrong.
      Don't try to fix something you don't know how to fix

    • @di3yus459
      @di3yus459 3 года назад +16

      @Light Roast Coffee It will be a bit more risky considering this would probably be your first time. If it is your first time, you could probably go to a mechanic to learn i guess

    • @The_White_Croissant
      @The_White_Croissant 3 года назад +59

      @@di3yus459 not all mechanics are willing to let you sit around and watch them work. When I took my bike to get all the fluids changed, the mechanics were super nice and we talked for about an hour, but since they had so many bikes to work on they didn't feel like having a newbie hanging around asking questions. Even if they really liked him.

    • @di3yus459
      @di3yus459 3 года назад +5

      @@The_White_Croissant How sad

    • @herbertkraft7379
      @herbertkraft7379 3 года назад +33

      Mike is a Mechanic and wants to keep customers coming ;)

  • @AutoSearPin
    @AutoSearPin 2 года назад +394

    Mike when talking about cars:
    “Stupid millennials..”
    This man bathes in self gratification

  • @AD-tn9rj
    @AD-tn9rj 3 года назад +371

    Mike is the Anti-hero of Quora. It’s freaking hilarious 😂

  • @the_d00mslayer10
    @the_d00mslayer10 3 года назад +8027

    Day 3 of reminding Donut that hiring Jobe was their best decision yet

    • @chrishernandez2490
      @chrishernandez2490 3 года назад +353

      I see alot people doing this "Day __ of ___" on these donut vids but no one will ever have as much dedication as the Legend himself PaganiGaming.

    • @justinjudge241
      @justinjudge241 3 года назад +13

      Day 3?

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 3 года назад +46

      That's pretty insulting to everyone else even if it was a common opinion

    • @MEMAMIMAMA
      @MEMAMIMAMA 3 года назад +16

      The best episodes of any shoe are the ones that he's in

    • @nicholaslokos7949
      @nicholaslokos7949 3 года назад +74

      @@chrishernandez2490 isn't he the guy asking for an Up To Speed on James' dad?

  • @03wavvy30
    @03wavvy30 3 года назад +1226

    “Mike-45 years of driving and giving my cars” I’m convinced that’s actually Scotty Kilmer with all that shit talking

    • @Donut
      @Donut  3 года назад +568

      We gotta know Scotty's stance on ripped jeans to know for sure.

    • @basedury
      @basedury 3 года назад +22

      was looking for this comment before I decided to write it myself

    • @graylinshowell7051
      @graylinshowell7051 3 года назад +36

      Scotty brags about how little gas mileage he gets and loves to dunk on companies mpg ratings.

    • @danielclay1378
      @danielclay1378 3 года назад +29

      I'm pretty sure that Mike guy is my girlfriend's uncle. Exactly how he gives car advice to me

    • @vladtheimpala5532
      @vladtheimpala5532 3 года назад +50

      @@guyontheinternet8891
      Scotty used to be great but I rarely watch him anymore.
      Buy a Toyota. Don’t buy a BMW or a Chevy.
      Clickbait titles like “If you do this you’re stupid”.
      I lost some respect for him when he had that little feud with Chris Fix.

  • @andreazoli6407
    @andreazoli6407 2 года назад +123

    "my car makes noise when I turn it on and then it goes away after a few minutes"
    The expert forgot:
    -Lame radio stations
    -Loud exhaust (when you turn off the car it should go away)
    -Kids stuck under the car

  • @spencerbarrett1804
    @spencerbarrett1804 3 года назад +153

    Quora: How do I install a turbo?
    Mike: No.

  • @nathanbrisebois8756
    @nathanbrisebois8756 3 года назад +1862

    The mental image of a 60 yr old Mike working on his cars for 45 years wearing skinny jeans and Roche runs is killing me right now lol

  • @lawnmowerdude
    @lawnmowerdude 3 года назад +916

    Q: What are some parallel parking tips?
    A: Buy a full-size pick up truck.
    Me: What?

    • @kennyoffhenny
      @kennyoffhenny 3 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @tariffictypist7372
      @tariffictypist7372 3 года назад +21

      I laughed to hard at this simple comment.

    • @BobBob-et9io
      @BobBob-et9io 3 года назад +43

      My dad made me parallel park his truck to start, knowing I'd probably never buy anything bigger than a sedan. Never had any issues parallel parking bc I got so used to the yacht that was that truck

    • @domineech
      @domineech 3 года назад +1

      I was expecting them to say buy a car that parks itself.

    • @j0wt0ng
      @j0wt0ng 3 года назад +3

      They literally explained why this advice was good. Try to watch more than 10 seconds after question and you wont have to ask "what?"
      I know i sound offensive, but this "joke comment" makes no sense. Have a nice day

  • @tracyholder840
    @tracyholder840 2 года назад +30

    The best one was the car dealer "Why start your relationship in a negative experience by haggling?" Probably because the average car dealer doesn't give sh*ts what happens to you or that car after the 3 month warranty runs out, and something WILL happen. Not a matter of if, just when.

    • @matthew7331
      @matthew7331 Год назад +8

      And these are the same car dealers price-gouging the sh1t out of customers for the last year and a half.

    • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
      @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 Месяц назад

      I assume if they are being deceiving about the value of the car then they are being deceiving about other aspects of the car as well which is why I don't negotiate. If your first offer isn't reasonable then I am going to assume anything going forward isn't going to be reasonable. At that point you just leave. Unless your daily driver is dead and you really need a car fast it's often better to walk away and wait for a better deal with someone who isn't trying to play mind games and fucking around.

  • @soup5344
    @soup5344 2 года назад +55

    I like how mike is so aggressive with cars but a reasonable human in fashion.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 8 месяцев назад +3

      the car scene is filled with lots of aggressive people who always think they're right, i feel like mike is probably just a byproduct of that scene, but only acts that way in that scene. you see it all the time, and this definitely isn't exclusive to mike. if you spend any time on a car forum, people will argue endlessly on really subjective topics (usually car mods, and custom work). also asking questions in the car scene is a good way to make yourself look like an outsider. for example, if you've ever asked a question about cars on reddit, or a car centric discord, most people will probably just make fun of you instead of answering your question. which is really counter intuitive, and made it really difficult for me to get into cars, because it constantly felt like i was being put down for being curious about cars, and the process behind fixing and repairing them, a lot of my knowledge came from chrisfix.

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@devonesq.7533car people are the worst. Maybe tied with audiophiles.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 5 месяцев назад

      @@obeseperson i can definitely name more than a few groups of people who are objectively worse than car people in every right tbh

  • @phoebeeileenbrooks110
    @phoebeeileenbrooks110 3 года назад +1153

    New Donut series: ‘Mike on Quora’

  • @charlieeverything6129
    @charlieeverything6129 3 года назад +692

    I imagine Mike typing these "answers" more aggressively than James saying mo powah babeh

  • @jonahsimpson9003
    @jonahsimpson9003 Год назад +47

    Donut should get mike on the “Fix this____ and keep it” Series, really put his 45 years of experience to the test

  • @kolinmartz
    @kolinmartz 2 года назад +23

    I love how Mike is so nice to the shoe and the jeans answers but was so agressive to the car questions.

  • @NoahStephens
    @NoahStephens 3 года назад +978

    When "Mike" started giving fashion advice I lost it.

    • @waynewalters426
      @waynewalters426 Год назад +1

      Ikr, I could watch that shit all day. We all need more advice from Mike

  • @jacobfowler8795
    @jacobfowler8795 3 года назад +398

    “How do I install a turbo?”
    Go into your player house or the Festival, go into tuning and customization, go to the end tab, click on aspiration, and click turbo. Easy peasy.

    • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
      @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 3 года назад +7

      @@zamppa3974 turbo is like 3500 without upgrades

    • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
      @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 3 года назад

      @@zamppa3974 there is no car that takes 500k worth of upgrades. 100k max with a high end motor swap included

    • @aperson325
      @aperson325 3 года назад

      @@RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts there is a 250k engine but it’s on like 3 cars

    • @yvngheartz
      @yvngheartz 3 года назад +4

      @@RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts my ford focus wants to have a word with you

    • @yvngheartz
      @yvngheartz 3 года назад

      @@aperson325 which ones

  • @nalabear97
    @nalabear97 2 года назад +38

    Mike is the type of guy to make his own chair and call the wood weak when it breaks

  • @KrakenIsland64
    @KrakenIsland64 2 года назад +26

    11:37 I totally feel that answer, I used to live in a gated community where the speed bump limit was 15, if you did 25 your head would hit the roof. If you did 45 you'd barely feel it. Great hit of nostalgia.

  • @hallcrash
    @hallcrash 3 года назад +562

    Question: "How do I maintain a car?" Answer: "Start with reading the owners manual".

    • @saba7733
      @saba7733 3 года назад +42

      Not bad advice at all,owner's manual contains what fluid you should use, the intervals whatever the fuck you want literally everything is there

    • @hiroshibieren4257
      @hiroshibieren4257 3 года назад +4

      exactly what I was thinking

    • @Adroit1911
      @Adroit1911 3 года назад +11

      ...then follow all manufacturer recommended services and time intervals for vehicle maintenance. Easy 👍

    • @nicksheen
      @nicksheen 3 года назад +4

      Exactly, thank you. Maintenance schedule!

    • @saba7733
      @saba7733 3 года назад +8

      @@Adroit1911 except the lifetime automatic transmission fluid bullshit

  • @Ltdo007
    @Ltdo007 3 года назад +335

    Q: "How do I install a turbo?"
    A: Watch Money Pit

    • @notmenotme614
      @notmenotme614 3 года назад +23

      Q. How do I install a turbo?
      A. By an electric fan off eBay for $10 and plug it into your air intake. What do car manufacturers know LOL

    • @triliner254
      @triliner254 3 года назад +9

      @@notmenotme614 Imagine attaching a leaf blower to the intake.

    • @jondonnelly4831
      @jondonnelly4831 2 года назад +11

      Buy a car with a Turbo, sell old car. Preferably a car that works.

    • @travisfeltwater5664
      @travisfeltwater5664 2 года назад

      @@triliner254 they did that back in the day

    • @Dr.Spatula
      @Dr.Spatula 2 года назад

      @@triliner254 road kill did that with 4

  • @charlesistheman
    @charlesistheman 2 года назад +18

    Zach is such a nice guy.... While we are all saying "What kinda idiot answered these questions!!!", Zach's like "He's got an approximation"

  • @SkibilityGaming
    @SkibilityGaming 3 года назад +15

    7:00 the most important thing to know about maintaining a car is the maintenance intervals. That way even if you don't know or want to do the work yourself, you know when it need to at least be inspected.

  • @sodastunts2820
    @sodastunts2820 3 года назад +430

    Nobody:
    Dude with “PHD” on Quora: “You don’t need to know how to change a tire”

    • @260657df
      @260657df 3 года назад +38

      The "i went to school, so i don't need to know how to do anything useful in case of emergency, just what im being told to do at work" guy.😂

    • @nisse7292
      @nisse7292 3 года назад +6

      Well you don't. If you ignore the fact that all cars does not have a spare tire, and just that bad temporary solution mr Phd talked about, you could always call AAA or similar.

    • @veevoir
      @veevoir 3 года назад +12

      You don't. If you treat a car like na appliance and are happy to waste your time waiting for road assistance - then you don't. The best kind of correct - technically correct.

    • @Kyleashdown13
      @Kyleashdown13 3 года назад +35

      You need to change a wheel, not a tyre. Mr phd is right.... changing a tire is a very different task to changing a wheel.

    • @HimmelsDaemon
      @HimmelsDaemon 3 года назад +7

      @@260657df Yup, especially how that 'advice' was ended. I do think "Jack Joe Jobe" was correct about him answering that as "changing a tire" to mean removing and replacing the rubber tire from the rim.

  • @KnishG
    @KnishG 3 года назад +1571

    “people who act like experts but aren’t experts” you mean all of reddit?

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 3 года назад +12

      knish shots fired!

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 3 года назад +105

      Yeah, Redditors are unbearable

    • @saifnasseragha4233
      @saifnasseragha4233 3 года назад +24

      @@kevinnorris6558 sad but true

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 3 года назад +19

      most of reddit people who make posts on subreddits like r/nostupidquestions are exempt from this

    • @shadow_stalk
      @shadow_stalk 3 года назад +17

      i was thinking of the fact checkers who call themselves experts!!! or the people who said their is no evidence of fraud bec the experts said so!! welp who are the experts??? whats their qualifications??? why doesnt anyone ask questions like that anymore they just take the word of the communist party and get absolutly fucked by them! sounds like expert doing expert shit to me rite!! lmAOOO

  • @Jkev24
    @Jkev24 2 года назад +10

    Mike really shows the duality of man.
    Would be great if they somehow got him on a video to answer questions about cars and whatever he has an opinion on.

  • @michaelgilmore7222
    @michaelgilmore7222 3 года назад +12

    Dude, I think Mike is my spirit animal. Definitely getting a salty, veteran Army motor-pool NCO vibe off his responses.

    • @Az-ov1ti
      @Az-ov1ti 2 года назад +1

      Straight no nonsense guy

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan 3 года назад +447

    Imagining a full Quora answer car build.

  • @nunyabusiness5275
    @nunyabusiness5275 3 года назад +352

    We need a whole episode of answers by Mike *bleep*

    • @onlyfinsmtg
      @onlyfinsmtg 3 года назад +10

      Please make this happen

    • @MadMax-zz3xi
      @MadMax-zz3xi 3 года назад +17

      we need to get him on Donut and have his own show

    • @JRome23
      @JRome23 3 года назад

      @@MadMax-zz3xi yes! It would be a dream come true

    • @jt9300
      @jt9300 2 года назад +1

      Just surf quora. You'll find grumpy middle-aged men like Mike within half an hour 😅

  • @bengardezy2169
    @bengardezy2169 Год назад +9

    mike sounds like the Facebook mechanics groups. whenever someone has a question the answer is always "pay a mechanic to diagnose it" or "put your purse down and get it done" lol

  • @billylira3859
    @billylira3859 3 года назад +22

    Get mike on the show you guys !!! An interview he sounds like a straight forward geargead

  • @ronaldmacdonald8667
    @ronaldmacdonald8667 3 года назад +126

    Mark is literally talking about buying sticker price.
    That's such a universal no-no that even *King of The Hill* has joked about it.

    • @excyphera9541
      @excyphera9541 3 года назад +1

      What episode

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 3 года назад +7

      Hence why he prefixes it with "This isn't going to be a popular opinion" lmfao. It's almost like he's being satirical, with an absolute poker face... inasmuch as you can have a pokerface when posting in the ether.

    • @ronaldmacdonald8667
      @ronaldmacdonald8667 3 года назад +3

      @@excyphera9541
      Season 12, Episode 13 "The Accidental Terrorist"

    • @QuakeGamerROTMG
      @QuakeGamerROTMG 3 года назад +9

      The man is just a living breathing ad for car dealers trying to make more money

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 3 года назад

      Honestly, what's so wrong with that? If I'm offered a good deal, why should I bother? I have to say, I'm Polish, so I have no clue how it looks across the pond.

  • @ami_87
    @ami_87 3 года назад +142

    "Don't negotiate the price" says sales/finance manager... mhmmmmmmmmmmm. Uh huh.

    • @georgerosebush9754
      @georgerosebush9754 3 года назад +6

      LET ME HAS A FAIR PROFIT, DONT TAKE AWAY MY MONIES!

    • @nulach5489
      @nulach5489 3 года назад +4

      He's right. If it's too expensive, don't fucking buy it.

  • @feddy11100
    @feddy11100 2 года назад +12

    You guys should do more of these, they're hilarious and you're doing a service to the diy community.

  • @FZERO20
    @FZERO20 Год назад +8

    Ive always loved the Cobalt SS. I'm an import guy but I had that as one of my first cars in NFSMW 07' I think and I would always upgrade it after a boss race. It got so fast that it was able to last all the way up to the last race and win effortlessly. Although it's just a game, that car became special to me

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 10 месяцев назад

      I get that. But IRL, the Cobalt had a pretty good platform, even the base automatic, and the SS Supercharged was a pretty quick and very affordable runabout.
      Chevy also offered "Stage" upgrades for the supercharger for up to I think 325 hp, with warranty.
      *That last bit might actually be the SS _Turbo,_ which (in stock 260hp form) outperformed the Evo X in Car and Driver's "Lightning Lap" event at the grueling road course VIR.

  • @LooseWheelFilms
    @LooseWheelFilms 3 года назад +240

    PETITION TO BRING BACK THE YELLOW BAR DURING ADS

    • @Blue__244
      @Blue__244 3 года назад +13

      the sponsors dont like it because you skip the ad they paid for

    • @dreednlb
      @dreednlb 3 года назад +53

      I skip it anyway. The yellow bar just makes it easier.

    • @aperson325
      @aperson325 3 года назад +21

      I think they pay more for bar to be removed.

    • @deramon1000
      @deramon1000 3 года назад +5

      I downloaded youtube vanced on my phone and it automatically skips the sponsor parts

    • @b33mah
      @b33mah 3 года назад +1

      i would like to sign this many times

  • @saltybutsain6348
    @saltybutsain6348 3 года назад +172

    How to negotiate with dealers
    “I call this one the shotgun strategy”

  • @gatoLOCOplayloselaughwin
    @gatoLOCOplayloselaughwin 2 года назад +3

    Well, that PhD was very smart language wise. He took the words very seriously as "changing a tire" does not really mean "swapping a wheel". I think that's what he refers to when stating people nor have the strength and not the equipment to do so. It literally means taking the tire off the rim and putting an other one on there ;)
    Buuuut: love the video, love the show, love you guys! Keep on going!

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 Год назад

    When that Mike dude was talking about getting pickup truck for straight line performance it reminded me of this little S10 my friend had when wr were teenagers. He liked to race people at red lights and stuff so he took the box off the back and it was all downhill from there in the funniest way. When he would floor it the rear wheels would jump and bounce because there was next to no weight on them, and it was such an old truck that he beat on like this so much that eventually the exhaust ended up with a hole in it and when he would hit the gas hard enough fire would shoot out underneath the damn thing lmao.
    This is the same dude that rigged a small fan up to the headlight power in a field car he owned, and stuck it in the intake, so any time he turned on the headlights the car was suddenly "supercharged." It actually worked and you could feel the difference haha.
    Oh man. The good old days.

  • @joshalvarez298
    @joshalvarez298 3 года назад +86

    Video starts with roasting experts. Turns into an "Aggresive Mike" roast. Love it.

  • @AndyMcHenry23
    @AndyMcHenry23 3 года назад +3

    such a great segment, you guys should revisit this every couple of months

  • @budsodastories
    @budsodastories Год назад +4

    On the tires most manufacturers don't out a spare in to 'save weight' (money) they instead put in fix a flat equivalent and an air pump of course it expires and will get hard likely when you actually need it. Yup it makes a mess and a tire shop will charge you additional labor for cleaning it up but yeah I've had to clean it and it's a royal pain to clean.

  • @killingtime4444
    @killingtime4444 3 года назад +52

    People: There are no stupid questions
    Quora: Hold my monocle

  • @willpoirier8087
    @willpoirier8087 3 года назад +228

    WHERES MA UP TO SPEED ON THE VOLVO 850

    • @mukhrizezry
      @mukhrizezry 3 года назад +10

      WHERES MA UP TO SPEED

    • @chuckgaulke6219
      @chuckgaulke6219 3 года назад +3

      @@mukhrizezry exactly

    • @edmaluf
      @edmaluf 3 года назад +3

      I approve this message. 👍

    • @mcdoodal1993
      @mcdoodal1993 3 года назад +4

      Yeah they need to bring back up to speed. It was my favorite from Donut Media.

    • @Squirrelanditsnutz
      @Squirrelanditsnutz 3 года назад +4

      I enjoy Up to Speed, however I don’t feel entitled to it.

  • @pchris
    @pchris 2 года назад +10

    I didn't haggle on my car's price and now I super regret it lol! I'm seeing the same model but in much better condition selling for less.

  • @cerberus3426
    @cerberus3426 2 года назад +1

    “Mike just sits there with a glass of 4 Roses”😂 Sounds like he’s describing my life

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 3 года назад +84

    Nissan Versa Note: Engine mounts gave out and CV axles broke.
    Ford Mustang SN95: Electrical malfunctions

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 3 года назад +6

      that icon next to your name lmao

    • @stephendumore4363
      @stephendumore4363 3 года назад +2

      Try replacing the piston return springs. When they go out it can cause the pistons to reciprocate unevenly and wear-out the drivetrain components quickly. As for the Mustang It's common for older Mustangs to suffer problems with the electrical systems due to the crowd-control module going out after many years of hard use. Replacing it may resolve the issues.

  • @chaselowe4061
    @chaselowe4061 3 года назад +41

    Good to see Zach was able to payoff that Snap-On sweatshirt.

  • @mikemcghee2460
    @mikemcghee2460 8 месяцев назад +3

    Car groups on Facebook are some of the most toxic places to ask for mechanical advice 😂

  • @codyhennings
    @codyhennings 3 года назад

    I agree with the first one. I started on my Lincoln Navigator, I now drive an 89 keep and can place it perfectly because I drove the Lincoln for so long

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 3 года назад +87

    "Sitting up high-"
    Me: *Do not question the elevated one*

  • @therestingmitchface6241
    @therestingmitchface6241 3 года назад +43

    That dude used the word “acrimonious” but couldn’t use the right “they’re” earlier
    Also, Roshe Runs died out in like 2015

  • @BloodSkinDOTcom
    @BloodSkinDOTcom 2 года назад +2

    the advice at the end is good for things other than cars too. pretty much anything you can work on, from cars to computers to planes. sometimes the most simple advice is the most important and effective, like what you guys say in this video.

  • @hypercynic
    @hypercynic Год назад

    For someone learning parallel parking in a car, what I learned was to check your rear passenger window, make sure you can see the rear driver side corner of the car you want to park behind, and then crank the wheel until you're 45 degrees, roll back until the B pillar is about touching the corner of the vehicle, and then crank the wheel while lightly allowing the car to roll back to the straightforward position.

  • @ddavidd7341
    @ddavidd7341 3 года назад +100

    Reading life advice on quora is always fun, cuz it's usually just pure stupidity lol

  • @PaganiGaming
    @PaganiGaming 3 года назад +575

    Day 286 of asking James to do an Up to speed on his Dad

    • @SkyHighGD
      @SkyHighGD 3 года назад +49

      The Return of the Legend
      Keep going we'll support you until it happens

    • @nikoslats2551
      @nikoslats2551 3 года назад +15

      Pagani Asks : the quest for Up to Speed

    • @b33mah
      @b33mah 3 года назад +16

      I remember seeing you on basically every vid you're very memorable now lol😅

    • @braydenbeckham9517
      @braydenbeckham9517 3 года назад +18

      Pretty sure everyone who watches donut knows the legend of pagani gaming

    • @SkyHighGD
      @SkyHighGD 3 года назад +10

      ALMOST A YEAR guys. This is what you call True Perseverance

  • @gritynity
    @gritynity 3 года назад +27

    I like how they went from reviewing quora answers for car troubles to shitting on Mike’s general advice lol

  • @jacksonpeyton1067
    @jacksonpeyton1067 3 года назад +1

    Ngl the tire changing answer was spot on. Most new cars don't even come with spare tires and instead have precharged compressors that spray the goo like bro mentioned. And honestly it might for the best, I don't want my mom out in the field having to deal with all that. I'ma gonna continue to rock my fullsize spare but for sedans and other cars that are strictly road going I'm gonna have to agree that run flat compressors are they way. Man's answer was fire, we just have to consider the fact that most people aren't driving clapped out beaters (or project cars as we like to call them) so it just makes less sense to know how to change a tire if it's not something most cars even have these days.

  • @ryanoptekar7654
    @ryanoptekar7654 3 года назад +534

    Day 122 of asking James to do an uptospeed on himself
    Day 6 of asking James to do an uptospeed on Top Gear

  • @speedcrusader1078
    @speedcrusader1078 3 года назад +367

    Don't trust QUORA, JUST DONT

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +22

      Quora is one of the most awful sites out there

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +14

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation one of many

    • @gaydes1012
      @gaydes1012 3 года назад +3

      no matter what field you ask a question in you're just gonna get answers from a bunch of wannabes who think they know what they're talking about but don't

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 3 года назад +3

      I once asked what was the best way to game end yourself and I gotta be honest the answer was straight up garbage like they didn't even care about making a list they just told me not to do it

    • @uww.v
      @uww.v 3 года назад

      I got an answer wrong on my online test cause of some dumbasses answer which was pinner on google

  • @beardiemom
    @beardiemom 10 месяцев назад +1

    Changing a tire is in my list of essential life skills that any able-bodied adult should have:
    Cook a meal that consists of more than a TV-dinner in the microwave
    Sew a button
    Do a load of laundry
    Perform CPR
    Change a tire
    (Edit: This list isn't meant to contain *all* essential life skills any able bodied adult should have, but they are some basics that I'd say are fairly important.)

  • @Mebot29
    @Mebot29 2 года назад +2

    I have to admire you all giving decent advice to people watching your channel.

  • @AirDuerk
    @AirDuerk 3 года назад +131

    Can we get a “Bad advice from Quora 2”? 🤣🤣

  • @greywolf2809
    @greywolf2809 3 года назад +99

    That guy is definitely a car dealer.
    ::edit:: I KNEW IT!

  • @the_one_titan3381
    @the_one_titan3381 11 месяцев назад +2

    MIke was super aggresive when it came to car shit but when he talks about fashion he is super chill and understanding. It's hilarious.

  • @epic_errors
    @epic_errors Год назад

    The one about the noise on start up, I knew what they meant about the answer in regards to pollution control. My 08 wrx had an air pump that would kick on when you first start the car and was loud. It would stay on until the car got up to temp.

  • @wizz.8236
    @wizz.8236 3 года назад +127

    We need to give Mike a chance to come at donut.

    • @CountersteerGarage
      @CountersteerGarage 3 года назад +7

      lol like when Tosh used to do Web Redemption hahahaha

  • @yazansakran3326
    @yazansakran3326 3 года назад +234

    How to install a turbo: sell your car and buy a performance car.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAno.

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 года назад +7

      Or... Just put one on your car? Tf

    • @lrrr9734
      @lrrr9734 3 года назад +4

      But what do when performance cars don't stutututu enough?

    • @matiasfpm
      @matiasfpm 3 года назад +2

      Not every performance car has forced induction 😂😁🤔😂😁

    • @aspacenerdfromflorida1134
      @aspacenerdfromflorida1134 3 года назад

      what if i get a brz

  • @kimnach
    @kimnach 2 года назад

    My sister and I learned to parallel park with our dad's 1975 (?) Buick Lesabre. Even though the driver's test for some time has replaced "parallel parking " with "maneuverability," my wife and I taught our sons how to parallel park.

  • @bidwell13
    @bidwell13 Год назад

    18:55 that was the first thing I learned before driving was changing a tire. I only had to call for help twice in by 30yrs of driving for a flat tire. Once cause a tire shop that worked on my truck last crossthreaded my lugs and needed an air gun to take the lugs off. The other was on my dodge van cause I couldn’t get the tire to drop from the back.

  • @robsolf
    @robsolf 3 года назад +61

    Mike: "If you go to a question and answer website to ask questions, you are an insufferable dolt who can barely get out of bed in the morning."

    • @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
      @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski 2 года назад +1

      I mean.... I'm not convinced he's wrong.

    • @zakpodo
      @zakpodo Год назад

      Yep. The only thing worse is somebody who, while knowing this, goes there to answer them.

  • @dhio9615
    @dhio9615 3 года назад +34

    Mike is the type to stalk and hunt you down for 30 minutes because you spent just a bit to long in the McDonald's drive through

  • @user-bm9cv9vn2k
    @user-bm9cv9vn2k 3 года назад +6

    So nice of him calling james his friend, Father-son relations should be like this.

  • @lukeeverson6605
    @lukeeverson6605 2 года назад +1

    He mentioned the emergency tire seal because in the uk and a few other places in Europe no longer provide a spare tire unless you pay extra

  • @MadDuckofAus
    @MadDuckofAus 3 года назад +66

    The best bit about the Omaze promos is that you don't have to hear Nolan talk about his hairy balls

    • @justajabronie
      @justajabronie 3 года назад +7

      Maybe watch the ads. With the lawnmower. Nolan’s balls are smooth as can be.

  • @tsino2966
    @tsino2966 3 года назад +40

    Mike [redacted] getting roasted for his Quora sins is my new favorite Donut content.

  • @Spicoli1Bilek
    @Spicoli1Bilek 2 года назад

    This is why I miss diesel Tech Ron I have diagnosed and fixed every issue with my 03 7.3 because of that man he will be sadly missed!

  • @a.castillo2190
    @a.castillo2190 2 года назад

    nolan with the wheels in his head turning like crazy when Zack is reading all the stuff on that second to last one lolololololol

  • @vanoscrap6296
    @vanoscrap6296 3 года назад +65

    that phd actually answered the question accurately, since it was about changing a tire, not a wheel ;)

    • @martinschlegel1823
      @martinschlegel1823 Год назад +1

      And from personal experience, how important it is to know how to change your wheel to your spare depends a lot on how you use your car etc.
      Many cars don't even come with spares any more. My parents had to get a spare because there car did have a mounting place under the vehicle but no actual spare installed...
      If you drive mostly in cities etc. and tow services in your area of the world don't charge higher fees than top level surgeons or if you have an insurance that helps with this kind of problem, some automobile clubs do as well, you might not urgently need to know how to swap your wheel with a spare.
      I drive through the peruvian amazon jungle and andean mountains all the times - sometimes having no cell service and many many hours to the next car shop, I wouldn't leave with my car for a major drive without checking the spare and sure as hell know how to put it on. Also not just an "emergency tire" half as wide as the rest or some of that shit, I have 5 identical tires properly maintained and rotated, propper pressure, emergency air pump, the original car jack plus a second one just in case etc. But most of my German friends really don't need to know this kind of stuff. If they get into such trouble, they call the ADAC (German automobile club) and get some proffesionals to fix the problem...

  • @concernedcitizen2766
    @concernedcitizen2766 3 года назад +57

    Here’s my Quora question:
    “Are Teslas made by lizard people?”

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 3 года назад +19

      No, they're made by regular people overseen by lizards.

    • @haonanzhang6759
      @haonanzhang6759 3 года назад +10

      @@grumpyoldman3458 Nah, that's Tesla owners.

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 3 года назад +1

      @@haonanzhang6759 lol

    • @bassam_salim
      @bassam_salim 3 года назад +1

      No, they are made for lizard people by an alien trying to get back home

    • @SumitYadav-ik2df
      @SumitYadav-ik2df 3 года назад +3

      Nope it's made by people for lizard people .

  • @ThePwNzclan
    @ThePwNzclan Год назад +4

    I love how this went from car questions to figuring out Mike's life

  • @kierantaylor1789
    @kierantaylor1789 Год назад

    I think for the last one he was talking about using a puncture repair kit, the ones where I stick a piece of rubber in your tyre to seal punctures, some tyre shops even use it as a temporary fix

  • @Ducky1513
    @Ducky1513 3 года назад +28

    I feel like I was having a stroke while listening to the instructions on installing a turbo

  • @rlessmeier
    @rlessmeier 3 года назад +32

    the turbo one sounds like it might have been a victim of Google translate. It sounds like some instructions I have bought on Amazon.

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 3 года назад +6

      I think he is not a native english speaker and was trying his best

    • @rlessmeier
      @rlessmeier 3 года назад +2

      @@JaredConnell I would agree with that.

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 2 года назад +2

    My favorite responses on Quora, in Amazon questions, and on Yahoo Answers, are the ones that say any variation of, "I don't know."
    Think I'm joking? Nope. Happens regularly. Stop and think about that for a minute. Someone saw a question, and decided they were being asked personally. Unreal.

  • @skinbazz1226
    @skinbazz1226 2 года назад +1

    In Europe the "tyre inflation kit" with the gunk in it had replaced alot of spare wheels, this is due to the safety of changing spare wheels at the side of the road.

  • @aSinisterKiid
    @aSinisterKiid 3 года назад +45

    my man Jack Zobe coming in clutch with his boy Solan Nykes.

  • @Kermiitti
    @Kermiitti 3 года назад +17

    That turbo instruction sounded like the perfect recipe for a massive fire

  • @queenbeeautumn
    @queenbeeautumn 3 года назад +1

    the answer about changing a tyre makes a lot of sense from a guy in Dublin, in Ireland and the UK (not sure about USA or anywhere else) new cars are increasingly coming without a spare wheel, I had a '14 plate KIA company car, and that only came with a box that had a tyre compressor and 2 cans of tyre weld (spray can you attach and it pumps that sticky crap into the tyre), TBH it's a pretty bad trend, about 1/2 the punctures I've had on crappy British roads have been too large to be sealed, and have needed to wait for a recovery

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth 10 месяцев назад

    For parallel parking, I honestly feel for the curb. That wouldn't fly on the license road test, but it allows me to save time, park nicely, and I do it gently enough that it doesn't damage the tire at all.
    Also, Cobalt SS ftw. Supercharged or especially SS Turbo.

  • @ImmuneToKnives
    @ImmuneToKnives 3 года назад +11

    lol flashbacks to when my sister would ask my dad "my car is making a noise" and my dad would stare like he's supposed to know exactly what the issue is just from that.

  • @Angelzz1561
    @Angelzz1561 3 года назад +10

    As someone who worked as a tire tech, I can confirm that we hated taking off a tire that had been “fixed” with fix-a-flat.

    • @sethjohnson5704
      @sethjohnson5704 2 года назад +2

      Any more than a few hours in the hot summer and it starts smelling like spoiled milk too

    • @christopherweaver9543
      @christopherweaver9543 2 года назад

      Scrumptious

    • @garbagetrash2938
      @garbagetrash2938 2 года назад +1

      @@sethjohnson5704 I worked at Discount Tire in Arizona over the Summer. These things would reeeeek.

    • @sethjohnson5704
      @sethjohnson5704 2 года назад

      @@garbagetrash2938 yeah, I was a tire/oil tech in AL for about a year while I was learning to be a mechanic. I feel like I always see corrosion on aluminum wheels after they use this too, especially after it’s been left for a week or more

  • @peppilameu3144
    @peppilameu3144 Год назад +1

    Car make noise and go away shortly after, my top two guesses with given info. 1. Vacuum running possibly 2. Serpentine belt needs to be oiled.

  • @musewolfman
    @musewolfman 3 года назад +33

    I think "Lokesh" is going through Google Translate. Maybe 2 or 3 times.