Hey guyyyys! My wedding is tomorrow so I will see you again after my honeymoon!! I hope you all like the new style of this video too. The links I discuss in the video areeeee: New Vegas Streams: www.twitch.tv/upisnotjump T-Shirts: store.dftba.com/collections/upisnotjump Patreon ($10 tier for a free pin): www.patreon.com/upisnotjump
@@RAFMnBgamingwait a second i have a conter i said on most games that may not includ mario games ha take that you random guy on the intenrt that i barly know TAKE THAT HA
@@YannisBang OBJECTION! But, as you see, this video is specifically titled and themed around the 2 Dimensional Mario games. Your honour, by ommiting this very relevant exception important fact from his original statement, the defence has created a clearly misleading statement.
hey man, don't wish them a bad life just because you're in a bad relationship (I'm assuming. that or not being in a loving relationship at all are the two reasons i could see someone thinking "ball and chain" jokes are funny. he's really happy about this, why you want to take that away from him?
"It wasn't just its size that mattered. Oh thank god." I have found the fountain of comedy and I shall drink from it until I die. This was so worth the wait.
Prick, we were playing games before you were even born... Controller = Noob to games that has no skill or ability to remember more than 8 commands in games. Controllers are what have made games dumb because young people suck big balls at video games.
Next video: Weddings Are Not A Nightmare! holy heck, huge congrats! you two were so lucky to have found each other (her to find such a real, authentically funny and good man, and you someone that can -survive the madness- compliment your personality) and I wish you both the greatest of luck in this next stage of your relationship!
I don't remember when I last asked this but Sid Is An Absolute Nightmare when? Also huge preemptive congratulations on tying the knot tomorrow! I wish you both nothing but happiness.
I see, so you release part 1, then release part 2 centuries later so that we have to rewatch part 1 to get you more views. I understand kiddingkiddingkidding
im so happy for you! congrats on the wedding! also i dont know what prompted you to stream my favorite game of all time, but i will absolutely be tunning in :]
11:33 : You're misunderstanding, the SNES cartridges were wider than the NES cartridges, so it allowed for longer horizontal levels. Unfortunately, it came at the sacrifice of much shorter vertical levels.
His “documentary commentary” style of talking about the game is phenomenal. Couple that with the strange and witty humour has now promoted him to my favourite RUclips
I know this is late, but that Cheese Bridge level from Super Mario World is actually exceedingly easy to finish (and can be done very quickly). First, you need to know that yoshi can bounce off the tops of the saws in the level. If you time it right and sprint to the right if the screen riding yoshi wearing the cape and jump just at the edge of the first platform so that you bounce off the first saw, the timing works out perfectly and you will bounce all the way to the end of the level. (I believe there is also a secret finish line you can reach if you fly under the final platform at the end and don't go through the finishline). I was so so happy when i accidentally discovered this as a kid.
7:39 ive seen this more than once and each time i love to think that she chose to slap the shit out of him twice. One just to dip an important toe, and another because the opportunity to do it harder was there.
Hey, you don't know me but 6 years ago I was in a car crash which paralysed me from the waist down. But just yesterday when I saw your notification I got up to turn on your video. God bless you and god bless the notification squad !
Re-watching this video with the context of part 2 I still really enjoyed this video. I guess its a good example of you will never be happy with your own work.
Hey guyyyys! My wedding is tomorrow so I will see you again after my honeymoon!! I hope you all like the new style of this video too.
The links I discuss in the video areeeee:
New Vegas Streams:
www.twitch.tv/upisnotjump
T-Shirts:
store.dftba.com/collections/upisnotjump
Patreon ($10 tier for a free pin):
www.patreon.com/upisnotjump
Congrats m8
Congratulations UpAintJump
Have fun!
Congrats dude
Congrats you jolly basterd!
I am curious but slightly afraid of why you have all of these costumes
...Wait is this related to the wedding?
Or the honeymoon
@@namingisdifficult408 Ah, another man of culture.
God, we can only hope so.
Quickman may win yahoo yahooo yahooo yahooo wahahahahahahahahaahaa
I was just thinking that. One does not find that type of straitjacket in any shop.
His script is 20% script, 80% random stuff and weird transitions.
STTTTTTUFF!
Its great, I know
it's actually gotten worse since the Fallout videos
@@KingMooseThe3rd lol no
kinda like my scripts, (before they get thrown in the bin because I realise I cant do them because I have a shit pc and not microphone)
Ah yes, my favorite RUclipsr. DownIsNotCrouch.
Edit: That “Damn you, sun!” Insert at the Japanese flag was subtle and very clever.
except it is...
well crtl is (on most games) crouch
@@YannisBang But for Mario, on the NES Entertainment System, on the directional DPad...
@@RAFMnBgamingwait a second i have a conter i said on most games that may not includ mario games ha take that you random guy on the intenrt that i barly know TAKE THAT HA
@@YannisBang OBJECTION!
But, as you see, this video is specifically titled and themed around the 2 Dimensional Mario games. Your honour, by ommiting this very relevant exception important fact from his original statement, the defence has created a clearly misleading statement.
man, can't believe this video came out last decade _without_ a sequel.....
EDIT: IT'S ABOUT TIME
Just like GTA V
And The Elder Scrolls V
Like Avatar.
Christopher Place which one
Gooooo fuck yourself an your dumbass joke take my like and shove it
Congrats on your marriage! May your wife find the strength to put up with her new husband.
I'm surprised its happening considering his mentioning of a cute barista in a let's play 😂
@ he says "oh shit my mother in law to be watches these. don't tell *insert father in law name* wait! dont tell Emma (now wife)
Oh I love to know the theme of the wedding ..... :()
Jay crazy shit
Next up: marriage is an absolute nightmare
Congratulations on your wedding!
Also nice dress. Really brings out the dead in your eyes :P
soooooooooooo we ever getting another video on Mario maker?
Edit: I get it.... he made it.....
Wait a year it'll come out
@@bigboi8925 Probably not though.
He said on a stream that he didn't like this video, so probably not.
@@bigboi8925 ive waited a year....
also 696 likes
*nice*
Look forward to seeing you wearing that dress at your wedding.
Ooof
I wonder who's the lucky guy
Hey 420 likes now. Nice
Arham his girlfriend
@@TheSuperSpud wonder who's the lucky guy?
5 years later: Children are an absolute nightmare.
10 years later: life is an absolute nightmare
15 years later: teenagers are an absolute nightmare
40 years later: dementia is an absolute nightma...what was I saying, who are you?
@@celebitto7869 100 years later: The Afterlife is an absolute nightmare
Infinite years later: reincarnation is an absolute nightmare.
Up is not jump
Everything was a set up for this exact moment
🤯
upisnotjump name: i am inveviable
The truth is
*the game was rigged from the start*
@@evang580 inveviable?
@@CarbonDioxide. Yes inveviable
And then part 2 was never released.
Just like Mario 3 it has been released due to pacing
*W R O N G*
*6 months later*
**Tears open the green screen and sticks my head out**
"Are you sure about that?"
Wrong
Next video: "Wedding Is An Absolute Nightmare"
"My Marriage Is An Absolute Nightmare."
Ranade Mint incredible
@@Ranade_Empor my life is an absolute nightmare
Being alone is a nightmare. Either way your soul will be sucked away
hey man, don't wish them a bad life just because you're in a bad relationship (I'm assuming. that or not being in a loving relationship at all are the two reasons i could see someone thinking "ball and chain" jokes are funny. he's really happy about this, why you want to take that away from him?
Imagine filming this man...
That's some extreme labour
"Please, I need rest Matt. Please just slow down"
TNT Tim I think I’d rather enjoy it.... always did like a challenge 🤣
Blew my mind when I realised me and my girlfriend had actually walked past your bachelor party in London and had no idea it was you until now!
*my girlfriend and I
@@zeroqp let him have it
@@zeroqp no u
Hithae No it was his girlfriend not yours. Did you even read his comment?
Hithae, you weren’t there lol
"A short lawsuit later" is something I'll never be able to get over.
I still laugh at mickey being summoned from the depths to cast upisnotjump to the litigation abyss
Coming soon from the new editor: Working with Matt is an Absolute Nightmare
Lol
Yes
"Maybe I should go outside more"
NO
The Sun is a deadly lazer
Haha I’ve seen that vid
Not anymore, there's a blanket
Oh okay.
The Sketch Crew but we put a hole in it
Damn you sun!
omg waited so long for this- IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!
Also congrats on your wedding btw - nice dress ;)
Wasn't he married to Emma
@@HolddisNerd fianceé
@@euanjh9766 oh that's right thanks
15:42 I like how your first reaction to seeing something broken was to touch it aggressively.
This video has the energy of him being stuck in the video until he gets it perfect
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
7:32 Woah, a real hand slapping you! That's a big step up!
From both his camerawoman and his fiance in one package. Man, his budget has grown that is for sure
Preparing for married life. Someone has to do it.
Borderlands 2 Vr is an absolute nightmare please?
It has to be a nightmare for that to happen
@@sirkelendor5429 Considering the game itself was a nightmare before a VR version, I'd say that that is definitely the case.
@@RockLeeOfTheMounties how so?
Oh hell yes.
Give me that baby
1:15
He does the same hand movement 3 times in 2 seconds
lol that was the last thing I was paying attention to at that moment
I probably only noticed it because I’ve watched the video about 138,924 times
@@gordier6787 I'm on my 6th or so watch, I don't know what it is but I he's just addictive...
"It wasn't just its size that mattered. Oh thank god." I have found the fountain of comedy and I shall drink from it until I die. This was so worth the wait.
mmm... It is quite delicious, isn't it?
@@kenzito101 I don't like the way you phrased that...😰
*BUT TO DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF COMEDY THE WATER MUST FIRST COME UP TO YOUR KNEES!!*
R.i.p Mario he’s jam now :(
INTRODUCING SUPER JAM MAKER 2 FOR NINTENDO SWITCH
The cook sim
Cooking mama miaa 2
So the reason that mario is so good is because of Upisnotjump?...
hmmm XD
It took us a few years, but we did it.
Well if he wants up to jump I wonder if he has ever played Kirby
Roll credits
@@roughley800 XD
@@thrownstair omg XD
"The Up Button Is Not Jump"
-Upisnotjump
UplsJump
@@JustLetMeUseNPC no
@@exotrrc1636 J World yes
@@JustLetMeUseNPC ok
No shit sherlock
Old people and partners: Video games don’t teach you anything!
An actual science teacher:
Hold my controller.
Prick, we were playing games before you were even born...
Controller = Noob to games that has no skill or ability to remember more than 8 commands in games.
Controllers are what have made games dumb because young people suck big balls at video games.
Bran Tse Mallory maybe it’s obvious but you are joking right
@@brantsemallory726 someones triggerd
@@kingspaztic8290 he's definitely joking
@@brantsemallory726 bitch I cant afford your luxury please let me play my shitty console
Oh look the weird British man is back
"MUM THE WEIRD BRITISH MAN IS BACK AND I THINK HE KILLED A PLUMBER!!!!"
@Secret AgentMan that's not funny
@@Sonichero151 that's not funny
Blimey
@@lamasu8060 *you're funny*
Next video: Weddings Are Not A Nightmare!
holy heck, huge congrats! you two were so lucky to have found each other (her to find such a real, authentically funny and good man, and you someone that can -survive the madness- compliment your personality) and I wish you both the greatest of luck in this next stage of your relationship!
S U R V I V E T H E M A D N E S S
HOLY SHIT YOU SEE INTO THE FUCKING FUTURE?!
Lol
Him and BDG just radiates so much chaos that I might be convinced that they're long lost brothers
BDG? What's his actual channel name.
@@emstocks7271 umm he's a dude from Polygon
They radiate the exact same amount of chaotic energy but the type of chaos is somehow so different
*I LOVE IT*
RUclips would probably not be able to handle a collab between those two the algorithm would not even be able to categorize it probably
@@emstocks7271 i know this is years late but he was a guy on Polygon but now he has his own channel just named "brian david gilbert"
My new claim to fame is i own the same HP Printer as UpIsNotJump
Bazmiky same XD, why didn’t he have the flap at the end out to stop the page falling off, mine always do😭
I'm in the market for a new printer would you reccomend this one?????
That's a nice mushroom, would be a shame if it went to waste. Did you actually eat it? Asking for a friend
It's just your regular edible mushroom
I don't remember when I last asked this but Sid Is An Absolute Nightmare when?
Also huge preemptive congratulations on tying the knot tomorrow!
I wish you both nothing but happiness.
0:26 is nobody gonna talk about the fact he has a straight jacket or something similar looking
Nooe
BDSM detected
Woah good Job you found the joke!
@@Nutlicker683 Probably meant the fact that he had one lying around to use for this joke
Hearing you talk about the history of Mario is absolutely amazing. I would honestly listen to a avgn style series from you.
i was thinking the same except the exact opposite
A minute in and I already think I'm on some sort of drug
Well he did eat a shroom so...
on*
@@SurfRaichu You right, I'll fix it
welcome to UpIsNotJump
@@TheCooldog That's exactly why I'm here
Don't think I didn't see that Hbomb reference Mr. Jump is not up
Wasn't it more a reference to the fact that Japan is the land of the rising sun?
Snailybob
They were talking about the Mario Axe Wall Bit at the end.
Hbomberguy, not the hydrogen bomb
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?!
@@MrRikersBeard FUCKING AQUAMAN?!
I see, so you release part 1, then release part 2 centuries later so that we have to rewatch part 1 to get you more views. I understand
kiddingkiddingkidding
UNLESS
UNLESS
UNLESS
@@itzzbowserjr chikin nugets
UNLESS
Pointed blade?
British Government-*sweating nervously
*cough*cough*JOERG SPRAVE*cough*
I was expecting another wack review, instead I got taught the history of the Mario franchise with wacky edits
Also congrats on your marriage :0
entirely unironic question: where can i get that calendar. ghosts n goblins is actually one of my favorite franchises
I think he made it himself, which is disappointing
Well. You could make one yourself ig
Are you a fucking masochist? Lol
Who else is waitin for part 2
yes
ye
Y
y
YourUncleLester mhm
im so happy for you! congrats on the wedding!
also i dont know what prompted you to stream my favorite game of all time, but i will absolutely be tunning in :]
Life is a absolute nightmare
April fools joke?
This is August
Student _Arthur NO THIS IS SPARTA
Using your Patreon money for drugs now, are we
Wait that's not the point of Patreon?
You mean he now earns enough to buy his drugs with patreon money.
It's been exactly 342 days, less than a month to this video's anniversary. I'm still waiting on the sequel. And I'm counting every single day.
He lives
Also congrats on your marriage
He actually got the straitjacket for the honeymoon and worked it into the video for the tax write-off lol.
i mean Valentina seems nice. and super blind apparently HAS SHE SEEN THE VIDEOS!?
She seen't that cute butt is what she sees.
This is her kink.
No one:
Literally no one:
UpIsNotJump:STARS!!!
11:33 : You're misunderstanding, the SNES cartridges were wider than the NES cartridges, so it allowed for longer horizontal levels. Unfortunately, it came at the sacrifice of much shorter vertical levels.
Why do you own a straitjacket (BDSM confirmed?)
Didn't you see the video the guy is mentally insane of course he have a straight jacked I'm just surprised that he didn't have to wear it everyday
@@spartan1503 They let him out the jacket for a couple hours to film and edit this, then he's put back in
Is it me or is he look like hes about to transform into his final form aka Michael from Vsauce
Too many trainers.
A mix of Vsauce and Vinesauce.
Dying just looking at your TV having the aspect ratio set to stretch.
3:36
That noise made me jump when it was 1 in the morning
In case you don't know (not being rude or anything), that noise is golden freddy's jumpscare from five nights at freddy's
His “documentary commentary” style of talking about the game is phenomenal. Couple that with the strange and witty humour has now promoted him to my favourite RUclips
I swear, you're RUclips is so underrated. The time and effort that is put into your videos are easily seen, please keep up this great work!
I am sure that he is big in Japan.
Love it when you upload. Peak quality. *edit* You're getting married? Holy shit. Congrats dude! 3:59 That dress. I'm crying. Fabulous
Just found this channel today and already finished this playlist... please make more now thank you
UpIsNotJump watches Hbomberguy. Hell yeah.
They've collaborated, in fact. He was the cameo in Hbomb's Flat Earth video.
@@nachoqt Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I just saw the iconic wall clip
I really like the history style of this. Wouldn't mind seeing more like it.
Same... Even though I was born in 1980! it's interesting.
*American man plays Japanese Super MARIO Bros 2* “The game was rigged from the start”
I love your vids, i find you very entertaining and informative to watch. I wonder if you'll cover Subnautica in the future
Sekiro is a absolute nightmare when?
Now.
By layering very simple gameplay techniques. Like *an onion*.
That Game of thrones reference with the black screen had me rolling lol
Still waiting for that mario maker video
under a minute in and i already know matt has lost his sanity.
Great to see nothing changed!
0:36 STARS!!! (nemesis wants to know your location)
Ely Rogers this needs more likes 😂
Get your green herbs ready
Congrats on the wedding! This is probably your best video yet.
"Tensions were high, profits were high, and clearly a few Japanese boardmen were high."
Over three years later, I *still* can't get over this quote
Where is my "PSVR is an absolute nightmare" video? No hate towards psvr, I have it and love it!
Kz1nk it’s a good vr headset but once you get and oculus or a vive or (again) a index
@@limphau9996 yea, it's the only one I have and I enjoy using it but it definitely has issues that I think could be funny if upisnotjump explains it.
A year and this is still my absolute favorite video he's made to date. Each joke, no matter how stupid, seems to land for me
5:42 I feel like that's something Trevor would do
I know this is late, but that Cheese Bridge level from Super Mario World is actually exceedingly easy to finish (and can be done very quickly). First, you need to know that yoshi can bounce off the tops of the saws in the level. If you time it right and sprint to the right if the screen riding yoshi wearing the cape and jump just at the edge of the first platform so that you bounce off the first saw, the timing works out perfectly and you will bounce all the way to the end of the level. (I believe there is also a secret finish line you can reach if you fly under the final platform at the end and don't go through the finishline). I was so so happy when i accidentally discovered this as a kid.
As a youngster I found the secret levels. Holy shit I loved it as a child. Guess what, I love it as an adult too!!
God I hope this series continues. I fucking love mario maker
I've never particularly enjoyed playing Mario games, but I can definitely appreciate their game design and history
9:11
“Oh, that was fun! It’s a shame it’s ov-
“AAAAAAAAA”
“Flying is a really cool mecha-
*“AAAAAAAAA”*
Coincidentally, the timestamp here is 9:11.
Unexpected Hbomb wall-axing was not unwelcome.
3:52 well that was a very smooth transition, probs to you
Ah yes, that one video I've seen countless times, but will never leave my recommended.
Time for round fifteen
Bah Rookie Numbers im on roud 40
Congratulations!!! You Are actually one of the few RUclipsr who make me genuinely laugh!
It's been HALF A YEAR. Where's Part 2?
It’s been A YEAR. Where’s part 2?
Boy do I have news for you
Methis Did he finally upload it?! Hell, I don't even care what he uploaded, it's just been so long!
Methis WAIT HE DID!!! FUCKING RUclips NOTIFICATIONS FAILED ME AGAIN BUT THANK YOU!!!
Explosive Addict it showed up in my recommendations when I opened RUclips, but not in my notifications. So that’s lucky.
Congrats on the wedding! Go enjoy yourselves. You deserved it.
4:34 the real reason why we came here.
I'm glad you're living your best life and have hit over 1m subs! You genuinely inspire me dude.
10:14
It actually sounds like you're saying "sharing". Is this hinting at a Mario game where you can create and *share* your own levels?
Maybe. But who knows? Nintendo might've made a game on Wii U where you can do that and then a sequel to it on the Switch. Full maybe though.
Is that the sound of not getting an epilogue
Hey guess what
Why is there beer in cages? I don't need sleep, I need answers!
This video is almost a year old
With NO FUCKING SEQUEL, *MATT*
love how he just smugly mentions he's getting married like it's nothing
Have you been married before? The wedding *IS* nothing! *_*GETS AXED BY WIFE_**
0:37 Nemesis from RE3 in a nutshell
7:39 ive seen this more than once and each time i love to think that she chose to slap the shit out of him twice.
One just to dip an important toe, and another because the opportunity to do it harder was there.
Tha is a good step! I love your server, and am glad it'll still be around. Good luck on your career❤
2019 games: we have secrets....but you gotta pay
1988 Mario: That's cute...why not just play more often? (yawns)
I love ,Mario series
Hey, you don't know me but 6 years ago I was in a car crash which paralysed me from the waist down. But just yesterday when I saw your notification I got up to turn on your video. God bless you and god bless the notification squad !
Oh hey look. No mention of Mario maker.
Dats nice.
Re-watching this video with the context of part 2 I still really enjoyed this video.
I guess its a good example of you will never be happy with your own work.