Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5x2 REACTION!! "The Big House: Part 2"

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  • @BlindWave
    @BlindWave  2 года назад +22

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  • @zackington
    @zackington 2 года назад +1050

    Caleb is probably the most evil character in the show, being a child eating cannibal, but you just love him so much because Tim Meadows is just so charming and likeable. Maybe my favorite guest star character in any sitcom ever.

    • @KayaaaaDe
      @KayaaaaDe 2 года назад +87

      True. He is so adorable. But it's so wrong.

    • @xcmvp2007
      @xcmvp2007 2 года назад +112

      *woodworker

    • @tempsitch5632
      @tempsitch5632 2 года назад +93

      “Child eating cannibal” ???
      Dude, go easy on the labelling, okay ? He just ate a few kids, you don’t have to stereotype him.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 2 года назад +21

      @@tempsitch5632 Right? I hate it when the non-eating-divergent stigmatize those with particular culinary needs because they can't stand the thought.
      I mean, is it my fault those old ladies were too slow to run away from me?

    • @rozza105
      @rozza105 Год назад +7

      @@samrevlej9331 RIGHT??? Was it my fault that one lady's gun jammed after missing a few shots?

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks 2 года назад +787

    “There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis” is a top 5 holt line for me

    • @XxJiiGSAWx
      @XxJiiGSAWx 2 года назад +55

      Straight Holt is an icon

    • @gracebrown3074
      @gracebrown3074 2 года назад +14

      We were watching this episode in school that was the first scene of the show I ever saw.
      That line has been perminantly imprinted into my mind.

    • @pumpedupbricks
      @pumpedupbricks 2 года назад +5

      @@gracebrown3074 Haha. The first scene I saw was in season 1 when Boyle's on his scooter after getting shot in the butt. Probably saw that in like 2016, loved the show ever since.

    • @rozza105
      @rozza105 Год назад +5

      @@pumpedupbricks Mine was Terry going trigger-happy on the mannequin in S1.

    • @swhaw
      @swhaw Год назад +4

      Right up there with, "You know what else is interesting, grenades." While holding up 2 grenades and wearing a vest full of grenades.

  • @ZariDV
    @ZariDV 2 года назад +237

    Holt's perception of what straight men are like is genuinely the funniest thing ever. It's so ridiculous and the delivery is so dry I love it.

  • @TemLightKiBlade
    @TemLightKiBlade 2 года назад +222

    Love that line so much, 'Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.'

    • @kingab8893
      @kingab8893 2 года назад +24

      An even better line, “Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows THAT”

    • @inzaghiscornsalad7034
      @inzaghiscornsalad7034 2 года назад +3

      @@kingab8893 an even better line is "my female wife" 😭✋

  • @mathieup5024
    @mathieup5024 2 года назад +122

    After a couple of days in solitary most people lose all sense of time, many begin to hallucinate. The combination of no interaction and no activities screws up the brain fast.

    • @manasas868
      @manasas868 2 года назад +18

      God I can't even imagine passing even 15 hours by myself. 15 hours bcoz I may try to sleep for 10 hours after that idk 😂

    • @josuegarro5437
      @josuegarro5437 2 года назад +4

      @@manasas868 I get extremely bored after only 20 minutes of doing nothing unless I'm sleeping, which is still something

  • @gustavobessoni8301
    @gustavobessoni8301 2 года назад +79

    The fact that he didnt even question if Rosa was daydreaming is amazing because we all know Rosa might as well be doing that stuff. Nothing is off the table with her.

  • @xcmvp2007
    @xcmvp2007 2 года назад +174

    I like how blind wave found the cannibal jokes to be funnier and funnier. They were hesitant last episode.

  • @NinaNinaM24
    @NinaNinaM24 2 года назад +150

    Solitary confinement exceeding 15 days is considered torture by the US, and honestly it should probably be considered torture even after a few days. Having NOTHING for 24 hours a day will make you lose your mind, you probably wouldn't enjoy it even if it was "only" 5 days.

    • @ryuhitsuya21
      @ryuhitsuya21 2 года назад +4

      Nah sounds like fun

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 2 года назад +17

      @@ryuhitsuya21 It really isn't.
      Also how come this comment was made three weeks ago when I just had it released? Patreon benefits?

    • @John_Raiyder
      @John_Raiyder 2 года назад +2

      @@GamerGrovyle Yep Patreon

    • @kingofnonation5843
      @kingofnonation5843 2 года назад +20

      The confined space is another factor they arent considering

    • @MasterPoppers
      @MasterPoppers 2 года назад +24

      @@ryuhitsuya21 Look, as an introvert, I thought the same thing. But humans are inherently social creatures. We need at least some amount of companionship or activity to keep us occupied. Having literally nothing to do for five days would be hell. For anyone.

  • @ForeverLannister
    @ForeverLannister 2 года назад +295

    OMG, That guard is Grills from Hawkeye!!!

    • @shockzz1234
      @shockzz1234 2 года назад +15

      Haha yeah i also noticed that! Funny enough it was the voice that tipped me off more than the looks, his voice is deep af.

    • @DanielOliveira-pn1rg
      @DanielOliveira-pn1rg 2 года назад +6

      YES!!!

    • @thedarkknight2221
      @thedarkknight2221 2 года назад +11

      HOLY SHIT GOOD EYE

    • @MercenaryX84
      @MercenaryX84 2 года назад +1

      I just noticed that this watch-through

    • @pumpedupbricks
      @pumpedupbricks 2 года назад +1

      woah nice catch!!!!

  • @jackson857
    @jackson857 2 года назад +89

    I'd just like to say that I am so glad Rick is watching this show. Hearing his laughter every week is a blessing.

  • @alexdifilippo6820
    @alexdifilippo6820 2 года назад +104

    Season 5 is my personal favorite of the series- can’t wait for you to see all the classics but even in this premiere you can tell the humor is on point and lightning quick

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 2 года назад +26

    Caleb shaking hands with Jake and then trying to eat him will never NOT make me laugh, XD!!!!

  • @hellfish2309
    @hellfish2309 2 года назад +75

    Captain Raymond Holt… swings from “Yaaas Queen” to “my Female wife”

    • @kfactor20
      @kfactor20 2 года назад +4

      I'm gonna remember to use that whenever I get married and refer to my wife in conversation or something lol

  • @cristina9202
    @cristina9202 2 года назад +19

    "Au au au auuu He poked me in my tummy" ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE LINES

  • @kumanight
    @kumanight 2 года назад +129

    Man I wouldn't last 8 hours in solitary let alone 5 days. Solitude makes Sam go coo coo

    • @biancaray1689
      @biancaray1689 2 года назад +1

      Sorry for the random approach I was expanding my network and reach out to the first 300 people, So I decided to text you up to see if you are interested in earning consistent income weekly, care to know how ?

    • @kfactor20
      @kfactor20 2 года назад +1

      You pulled a Terry...

  • @Panduro02
    @Panduro02 2 года назад +27

    Love how they went for it, when Rosa was imagining attacking Hawke!

  • @CoLoJePa
    @CoLoJePa 2 года назад +60

    I had morphine after double jaw surgery and they gave me a button to press when I needed more morphine, but it would only light up after a set time, so i wouldn't over medicating myself. I would just press the button every time it would light up. My high brain thoughts were "I'd rather have the pain meds every time it lights up then wait for the pain, because when they take the morphine off me, I'm going to regret not abusing this light up button". I don't think I felt pain that whole 2 days but I slept about 20 hours every day and had the best/weirdest dreams.

    • @TyrannosavageRekt
      @TyrannosavageRekt 2 года назад +6

      I was given one of those after having surgery too. I don’t think it was morphine they gave me, but something similar. I wasn’t using it much because I didn’t feel like I needed it, but I had a visitor who pointed out that if I wasn’t using it they’d probably take it away. I panicked then that I might not need it at the time, but I might in the future if the pain got worse, so started pressing the button every time it lit up green. Pretty sure that’s what ended up making me throw up.

  • @brettpenning
    @brettpenning 2 года назад +11

    They are catching up to the episode were I left off a couple years ago. Looks like I have some binge watching to do soon!! I love going thru this series so far with you guys!!

  • @carinek8103
    @carinek8103 2 года назад +57

    OMG IT'S THE SEASON OF THE BEST COLD OPEN AND BEST HALLOWEEN HEIST !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @janibibby6550
      @janibibby6550 2 года назад +4

      Wait where are my eggs
      Holt turns on lamp
      In my belly

    • @cdubbau135
      @cdubbau135 2 года назад +4

      @@janibibby6550 I think they mean "Now number 5," because the post said best cold open and best Halloween heist, as it is widely thought of that the Backstreet Boys cold open was the best one of the series.

    • @janibibby6550
      @janibibby6550 2 года назад +3

      @@cdubbau135 I mean yh but I was just referring to the Halloween heist opening

  • @thedarkknight2221
    @thedarkknight2221 2 года назад +50

    As much as I loved Jake’s reenactment of The Lion King I’m kinda disappointed in him that he didn’t do ANY of the Die Hard movies!
    Also Holt quote of the episode: “There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.”

    • @kfactor20
      @kfactor20 2 года назад +1

      I need to start quoting B99. My friends and I are always quoting Spongebob, which never gets old, but Holt's lines would be hilarious to quote whenever the opportunity arises. Like I'd definitely use, "there's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis", in a casual way lol

  • @bcreilly180
    @bcreilly180 2 года назад +37

    Comedy is better when it pushes limits. Eating kids is terrible but if the comedy is done right, then you can't help but to laugh. Tim Meadows was perfectly cast as Caleb

    • @MrGhostTheBigRoast
      @MrGhostTheBigRoast 2 года назад

      no, its just the juxtaposition of implied graphic violence and an impossibly unlikely perpetrator. 'pushes limits' lmao

  • @Jo-bs2uu
    @Jo-bs2uu 2 года назад +47

    i love Caleb because the show never lets you forget he's a monster lol

  • @WycheFoSho
    @WycheFoSho 2 года назад +20

    Shamus O'Toole is a name Owen Wilson uses in Wedding Crashers. Probably where Aaron remembers it from.

  • @oHawkeyeo
    @oHawkeyeo 2 года назад +2

    Omg, that prison guard holt distracts is Grillz in Hawkeye. Just noticed!

  • @keithanderson1980
    @keithanderson1980 2 года назад +7

    Am I the only one who watches their b99 reaction playlist on repeat? I mean I watch the whole thing at least once a week.

  • @syabilaazri7834
    @syabilaazri7834 2 года назад +7

    Man...season 5 and we getting more amazing episode closer. Also, after watching this episode give me a reminder that if someone watching, following and the wait of football going to end, maybe that guy is a cop or a cannibal

  • @chadmunk11
    @chadmunk11 2 года назад +17

    The thigh gap joke is one of the best in the series

  • @tylerjackson1806
    @tylerjackson1806 2 года назад +15

    How can I love Caleb when I know he’s so fucking evil 😂

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm 2 года назад +4

      In the words of Bruce Willis in "The Whole Nine Yards"... 'It's not about how many people I've killed, it's about how I treat the ones who are still alive!"

  • @PilsnerGrip
    @PilsnerGrip 2 года назад +17

    Eric you wouldn't enjoy the hole, trust me. A big part of it is that you know you can't leave, it's hard to imagine.

    • @akshayhere
      @akshayhere 2 года назад

      Wouldn't that be the appeal for some people?

  • @HoracioAmiritoDiaz
    @HoracioAmiritoDiaz 2 года назад +4

    Caleb's wasting sauce line in another episode is one of the funniest throw away lines ever.

  • @silenttera666
    @silenttera666 2 года назад +9

    Sometimes my life is literally how Peralta was acting in solitary confinement.
    "MORE MASHED POTATOES!"

  • @macuna1995
    @macuna1995 2 года назад +13

    Best way to entertain yourself: Doing a one-act play of your favorite movies!

  • @SJ-dl6uc
    @SJ-dl6uc 2 года назад +3

    a lesson in the body's biochemical processes (I'm an immunochemist):
    meth works on the dopamine pathway and the dopamine pathway is part of the biochemistry of addiction. amphetamine salts (Adderall or Ritalin), cocaine and meth work hard on this biochemical process, but meth has a much higher addiction propensity.
    the mania that it produces is akin to how E works but much more aggressively, cz E primarily works on the serotonin patheay.
    mania addiction is much faster and much more brutal than depressive addictions.
    what's more is that meth doesn't deplete your dopamine the way E does serotonin, so there's no crashing. you're just always wired af and the half-life of amphetamines is much shorter than something like benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Ativan etc) so you can dope up more frequently. the length between each consumption gets shorter and shorter the longer you use meth.
    also, I respect the shit outa this show for not diminishing their PTSD for being in jail.
    I do jailsupport for hackers, journos and activists and have visited 6 different ones and 2 county jails.
    I have to decompress every time I leave a penitentiary.
    the worst thing is solitary is an actual and legit form of torture. when he said I hope you won't go crazy, it's a very heavy jab right there.
    one of my hackers was rambunctious and they put them in solitary for months at a time w only 15 mins a day for showering.
    **goes back to the Ava episode to cleanse my palette with Ric's joy**

  • @jawad9694
    @jawad9694 2 года назад +25

    Straight Holt is the best 🤣🤣

  • @PilsnerGrip
    @PilsnerGrip 2 года назад +4

    You should check out Larry Lawton's youtube channel, ex convict, he spent MONTHS in the solitary, has great stories, now fights against bad prison conditions and corruption. Also does reactions, even for B99

  • @boomchickn
    @boomchickn 2 года назад +15

    Straight Halt is the best character in ANY show!

  • @lahsep9628
    @lahsep9628 2 года назад +21

    Caleb will appear in one more episode later...and that cameo is more fun

  • @lelesoares2362
    @lelesoares2362 2 года назад +2

    When I was in the mental hospital after a manic episode I kinda (reluctantly) relaxed from the no tv no phone no friends part but after 2 days it made me so sad. Like it’s an entire different thing of course but being alone with almost nothing to do sucks.

  • @StupidWeb
    @StupidWeb 2 года назад +44

    These 2 episodes make the 3 episodes before them worth it

  • @aqsw57
    @aqsw57 2 года назад +5

    Caleb the woodworker is my favourite minor character in B99

  • @mrruniccross1226
    @mrruniccross1226 2 года назад +6

    Best start to the best season. Easily my favorite

  • @EmoDragracer
    @EmoDragracer 2 года назад +7

    Every Thanksgiving since this episode aired I yell out "More mashed potatoes!!!!!!!" And my mom asks "Why do you always scream that now!?" And I say "Well if you'd just watch the damn show with me you'd understand; god" :D

  • @matthewthompson4618
    @matthewthompson4618 2 года назад +6

    Okay when Caleb makes one last cameo I fear it will kill all three of them. Sorry Calvin.

  • @ellesinky8667
    @ellesinky8667 2 года назад +1

    Rick, I also watched Dharma and Greg. It was a fun sitcom.

  • @KayaaaaDe
    @KayaaaaDe 2 года назад +3

    This is such a great episode 👏🏾

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 2 года назад +2

    The emotional roller coaster Aaron went on during Rosa daydream😂

  • @willow4049
    @willow4049 2 года назад +4

    5 days in solitary? i'd just sleep the entire time

  • @blazarre7251
    @blazarre7251 2 года назад +3

    Straight holy is a national treasure

  • @skinner219
    @skinner219 2 года назад +4

    The finale is gonna be emotional

  • @em5522
    @em5522 2 года назад +1

    1dy of solitary meditation is all I can handle but I definitely couldn't go longer without some outside stimulus.

  • @senjohime1
    @senjohime1 2 года назад +2

    Seamus O'Toole,
    Bobby O'Shea,
    I'm ready to get drunk!

  • @saleemnajmeddine6771
    @saleemnajmeddine6771 2 года назад +3

    Well at least we know now if Eric was in solitary confinement for 5 days he would have his thoughts if Rick was in there he would just do a lot of pushups and Shadow Boxing and erin would do push ups and masterbait I wonder what calvin would do🤔

  • @dearvernon
    @dearvernon 2 года назад +5

    this is such a funny episode lmao

  • @primis82
    @primis82 2 года назад +1

    I've got butterflies thinking about Halloveen 😃😃😃

  • @ItsAce44
    @ItsAce44 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god the security guard is Grills!!

  • @ivap852
    @ivap852 2 года назад +2

    Straight Holt is always so funny

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 2 года назад +1

    Think I read that Terry adlib the "99"

  • @danimoorehead
    @danimoorehead 2 года назад +13

    lmao it’s so silly to say that Rosa’s side might not have been as interesting as Jake’s. they can write whatever they want, her story could’ve been super interesting if they wanted it to be.

  • @christoffellouis2440
    @christoffellouis2440 2 года назад +3

    we’ll meet Shlomo Bin Yisrael again sometime soon😂

  • @oriyanbarnes
    @oriyanbarnes 2 года назад +6

    Straight holt is the best😂

  • @hanmitch457
    @hanmitch457 8 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that this show was capable of making a child eating cannibal funny is testament to how great a show this was …..

  • @BorrowedMemories
    @BorrowedMemories 2 года назад

    One of the funniest episodes

  • @morphogames
    @morphogames 2 года назад +2

    MORE MASH POTATOES!!!!

  • @ZenRyoku
    @ZenRyoku 2 года назад

    NINE-NINE!!!!!!! 💯

  • @hanaj
    @hanaj 2 года назад

    I would just sleep in solitary. But after a week, it would be too much

  • @justin_g6187
    @justin_g6187 Год назад

    NINE NINE!

  • @HaydrogenBomb
    @HaydrogenBomb 2 года назад

    "MOOORE MASHED POTAAAATOOOEES!!"

  • @leeloo2071
    @leeloo2071 2 года назад +2

    Guys, can you please react to The hunger games!!!

  • @MercenaryX84
    @MercenaryX84 2 года назад +1

    Beware the Cannibals

  • @ivanivanoffkrakowski9096
    @ivanivanoffkrakowski9096 2 года назад

    Next week: pimento returns

  • @lendra7445
    @lendra7445 2 года назад

    Let’s goooo

  • @cameronmonaghan6883
    @cameronmonaghan6883 2 года назад +1

    The only thing this episode was missing was the ending to be scored by Carly Paradis
    FOR THE LAST TIME.....
    WATCH LINE OF DUTY!!!!!!

  • @TheWagnasty
    @TheWagnasty 2 года назад +1

    Straight Holt is the best.

  • @michaelneill7244
    @michaelneill7244 2 года назад +1

    911 Disney+ and S.W.A.T Netflix S1 E1

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames 2 года назад

    Solitary would be fine if you actually had some stuff you could do.

  • @capro943
    @capro943 2 года назад

    Guys react to REACHER

  • @unforeseeable2.058
    @unforeseeable2.058 2 года назад

    MORE MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!

  • @notprosperBEATS
    @notprosperBEATS Год назад

    6:23

  • @anathem9982
    @anathem9982 2 года назад +3

    3 episodes to go.....

    • @ChelseaKay46
      @ChelseaKay46 2 года назад +1

      for the halloween episode? only two episodes!

  • @ItsShaz1
    @ItsShaz1 2 года назад

    :)

  • @elijahwilliam_
    @elijahwilliam_ 2 года назад

    i don’t know if this has been addressed or acknowledged but i find the audio to be unwatchable sometimes. i guess if it’s more about your reaction then fair enough, but i’m not able to hear the show without the reaction being too loud. maybe just me

  • @mattyoung7415
    @mattyoung7415 2 года назад

    START USING THE AUDIO TRACK FROM THE SHOW FOR F**K SAKE. This is just another reaction to some mumbled sounds.

  • @Cyriuxa
    @Cyriuxa 2 года назад +1

    Straight Holt is the best.