that's not too far from ours where in our reality, purple is a flavour and the president is likely three retarded monkeys in a costume one of them controls the arms and neck and wants to pet and sniff kids one of them controls the face and vocal cords and pips random words and the last one controls the legs and keeps getting lost or missing the door
So the problem with this guy’s writing, beyond the pretentiousness, is he rejects the “kill your babies” rule (yes that’s what it’s actually called). Basically it means you have to learn when to discard your ideas, even if you think it’s a really good one. He loves all of his ideas so much that he crams them all in one scene instead of editing them to be concise. It’s why all the dialogue is in big redundant loops. He’s circlejerking his ego instead of making the game more palatable.
It's one of the hardest parts of writing a story, I think. What I do is that I put all of my extracted babies and put them in a box for future use. No need to discard good babies, as if they are good enough, they can be used in another story down the line.
@@AnomalyINC Also one thing that I like to keep in mind as well, lore and exposition can often be cut short with some details left to the imagination, or implemented in more interesting and varied ways like visual cues or hinted at through interactions with the world. This guy needs to kill his darlings AND show not tell, really badly. This game confuses the fuck out of me because it honestly just feels like things are just... fucking happening one after another without really contributing to some sort of theme or narrative. I don't know what impression I'm supposed to get from... all this. All the themes it seems like he's supposedly setting up just get cut off randomly and substituted for something else.
I also think it’s because the writer has a lack of trust in his audience. Unless the player is skipping major parts of the story for whatever reason, major plot elements only really need to be explained once for someone to understand, and maybe reinforced by other parts of the story. Essentia explaining her purpose over and over again feels like the writer is afraid people won’t understand her purpose and feels the need to reiterate it. But everyone already gets it, so it becomes redundant. The writing lacks confidence and it’s clear that the writer has zero faith in his audience’s intelligence.
I can't believe Robo Vella just went "All things are always fifty-fifty. They will either happen, or not happen" That's THE dumbest line you can give to a walking talking calculator.
I love how early on in the game it seemed like this was going to be about how he learns that he's not the center of the universe and learns to grow as a person. But then the exact opposite thing happens.
It's so frustrating because the creator goes on about how it's about the growth of an unlikable character but he barely changes and is the literal center of existence.
I love the thought of Michael suddenly hijacking the game and becoming the protagonist, everything is focused on him now, he leads everyone, solves all the problems, gets to kiss Vela and Rory, and saves the day in the end.
I cannot believe they somehow made Alex YIIK one of the more likeable characters in this game. Alex, Rory, and Vella are the only ones I remotely like at this point.
The essentia 2000 talks like Mojo Jojo, which is to say that the manner of speaking that she adopts is similar in structure to that of the cartoon chimp referred to as such
Oney Early on in the Series: "I can't do impressions on the black characters or else people will think I'm racist" Oney Now: *Makes funny impressions of Chandra's voice because he doesn't give a shit anymore*
"I am the Essentia 2000. A pan-dimensional android who lives multiple, parallel lives simultaneously across infinite realities. I have seen the end of realities and traveled between dimensions to be here today. This reality is coming to an end. We must do everything in our power to fight back against it." Woah. You must be interesting and have a lot of worldy insight. What can you tell us? _talks about anime for an hour_
This happened to me back when Alex said THIS PLACE IS THE BOMB and they started yelling at the top of their lungs and saying THERE'S A BOMB RUN I've played the entire game myself, i knew it was coming, and i still choked and coughed up water like a nerf gun cause of it
Remember in high school when you had to write an essay with a minimum word count so you would just ramble on as much as possible to fill the quota? That's this game's script.
Those were the ONLY types of essays I was asked to do in high school AND college. As you can probably tell, I'm still trying to un-train my brain from rambling as if I need to meet some word count to get an "A." My English teachers were pretty much just boomers that confused "short and sweet" with "shrinking the attention spans of children everywhere."
Every scene with the woke Michael should've been like the one where he calls the robot a liar. Imagine if he was constantly trying to gaslight everyone for ignoring him. That'd be fucking hilarious.
I just want michael to be the main villain he could've easily gained reality powers and been like 'I'll make all you fuckers pay for writing me out of the plot' and he was the one behind the y2k. itd explain why he was a shithead to everyone for most of the game
I'm surprised they didn't have an unlockable campaign for michael that gives him a journey of his own, or at least a dlc adventure. I'm interested in his spiritual journey
I like how every time Alex spends time with his friends, they spend a good amount of that time dog piling on him about what a shitty dude he is. I also like that he keeps inviting them over regardless cause he's just that lonely.
The game doesn't even let you enjoy hating Alex since it's in too much of a rush to hate on him for you And it does it in a lame way that makes you go 'no, man, cmon, that was just mean, that wasnt even funny'
@@PrismTheKid Alex is so boring that I literally dont know what he did wrong to warrant that much hate from his friends. He's just vaguely annoying and mostly too boring and inoffensively douchey to warrant that kind of rage. Then they're like "We've had such good times as friends and we all care about each other :))))" fucking when? lol you guys had like two good moments while you info dumped each other about yourselves with NO CHEMISTRY!!! WHATSOEVER!! Someone should show this guy nier replicant to see how you do charming character interactions that make you FEEL like the characters actually love each other without just outright telling us that they apparently like each other out of nowhere.
I believe Della said that you’re not allowed to ask anything about where they live now which means you really can’t ask anything about what’s going on up in their second life. You can really only ask them about Their first life because their second life is off-limits for discussion.
@@franksausage4174 thats all true, but then the real question is, is that a limitation of Vella’s only, or could every universe have that rule? How is Vella’s world able to communicate with the dead if the dead can’t disclose where they are? Do they have advanced technology that allows it, or is the laws of nature different? Wouldn’t there theoretically be a universe where people can talk to the dead without any caveats? Why can’t Essentia say where they are if she’s not from Vella’s universe? Is Essentia programmed to not discuss death, or does she just not understand what happens fully?
@@pravkdey nah but for real I think it’s a term Jordan Peterson made up and it’s meant to categorize an Alpha male that’s more of a lone wolf and can totally get pussy but actively chooses not to go further themselves financially or physically or spiritually or some other shit. People oft point to John Wick as being a paragon sigma male but really it’s just another way for antisocial spergs to label themselves.
Honestly Michael just coldly calling the Essentia a liar is pretty cool. Probably should have used that in a more important moment and not in an optional cutscene though.
Also weeks he didn't spend looking for a job, not like he would need one since he has 10k in his pocket that he only uses to buy burgers and salt instead of supporting his family.
You would think after finding out about parallel universes and people crossing into other universes, Claudio would ask about his missing brother who is a major part of his backstory and who is as a person. But nah let's talk about anime
Watching the boys play YIIK is like humoring your friends by going to some event they enjoy but you hate. You enjoy hanging out with them but goddamn is the activity a nightmare to sit through!
Now I can’t wait for part 37! Edit: I’m always grateful you always post videos no matter what games y’all play. You provided good entertainment and content.
Him just floating there is so surreal too. I chuckle every time it cuts to him. It's so absurd yet this game doesn't revel in it's absurdity at all. Everyone's just a boring asshole, especially Alex.
Fun fact: this game was originally only 3 hours long and tightly written, but Mr. YIIK, father of YIIK, was such a huge OneyPlays fan that he is patching the game in real time so it will last longer so he can get more of the classic Funni Trio.
You completely missed your opportunity with Rory. He would have been so good for you. He would have healed Alex. And loved him. He is truly the best girl.
Chris's Chondra impression of, "Oh my gahh the robot is aroused?" 4:26 Has singlehandedly been the only thing rattling around in my head making me laugh every time I think about it for five days straight now
I will now answer any question you have about the infinite realities "Does this thing exist there?" Yes "Does this thing exist there?" Yes "What about this thing I like?" Yes
This dialogue feels like the writer was in the process of drafting, then realized a contradiction or possible misunderstanding. But instead of restructuring the whole exchange so it can better fit and flow, he just adds layers upon layers of clarifications. This is why you double-check and redraft. Adding clarifications ad nausiem without actually fixing the dialogue doesn't make it suddenly good.
“God I hate Rory.” Echoing around my head cavity. Hurts real bad. I went insane from them talkin at Rory ten episodes ago. Died my hair blonde, wearin this stupid red striped hoodie and secretly hating my coworker named Alex. Im a pacifist now…awkward cuz I’m in the military.
The idea of kissing Vella had been floating around in Chris' mind dungeon for the duration of this game. He had finally achieved his goal. The game may as well have been over at that point.
I’m glad the guy that wrote this game backpedaled on that God thing because if he kept that stupid “some realities have God some do not” after making these long paragraphs about philosophy all he’d be doing is exposing that he knows absolutely nothing about what he’s talking about
I legit think this is the best way to consume YiiK, I had it on my desktop for a day only to delete it out of self preservation. Sucks because there is an awful lot I like about it
This would be my worst nightmare, being trapped in a room full of naïve young adults talking about the multiverse and one of them is shirtless because he had his first independent thought the day before.
Well Rory loves you :'3
omg
its him, rory yiik!!!
@@dinkus_plinkus That's my birth name, yes :3
Cool to see you here! By the way, how do you feel knowing that the character you voiced was kissed in-game by Alex Yiik
RORY!
YIIK be like
"In another reality, purple is a fruit, and three monkeys are the president'
'wow that's so weird'
'yes'
Why'd you give me all those viruses and mislabel everything?
Such an accurate description of YIIK
that's not too far from ours
where in our reality, purple is a flavour and the president is likely three retarded monkeys in a costume
one of them controls the arms and neck and wants to pet and sniff kids
one of them controls the face and vocal cords and pips random words
and the last one controls the legs and keeps getting lost or missing the door
Floating ascended Michael : "Ya'll notice some weird shit?"
That legitimately would have been a better line.
Proto-Michael's creepypasta chest hair is what really brings the character together I think.
He looks like the soy boy version of Wolverine.
So the problem with this guy’s writing, beyond the pretentiousness, is he rejects the “kill your babies” rule (yes that’s what it’s actually called). Basically it means you have to learn when to discard your ideas, even if you think it’s a really good one. He loves all of his ideas so much that he crams them all in one scene instead of editing them to be concise. It’s why all the dialogue is in big redundant loops. He’s circlejerking his ego instead of making the game more palatable.
Exactly. The writer shoves exposition and lore down our throats yet he doesn't even know the fking lore he literally wrote.
I thought it was called “kill your darlings”
It's one of the hardest parts of writing a story, I think. What I do is that I put all of my extracted babies and put them in a box for future use. No need to discard good babies, as if they are good enough, they can be used in another story down the line.
@@AnomalyINC Also one thing that I like to keep in mind as well, lore and exposition can often be cut short with some details left to the imagination, or implemented in more interesting and varied ways like visual cues or hinted at through interactions with the world. This guy needs to kill his darlings AND show not tell, really badly.
This game confuses the fuck out of me because it honestly just feels like things are just... fucking happening one after another without really contributing to some sort of theme or narrative. I don't know what impression I'm supposed to get from... all this. All the themes it seems like he's supposedly setting up just get cut off randomly and substituted for something else.
I also think it’s because the writer has a lack of trust in his audience. Unless the player is skipping major parts of the story for whatever reason, major plot elements only really need to be explained once for someone to understand, and maybe reinforced by other parts of the story.
Essentia explaining her purpose over and over again feels like the writer is afraid people won’t understand her purpose and feels the need to reiterate it. But everyone already gets it, so it becomes redundant.
The writing lacks confidence and it’s clear that the writer has zero faith in his audience’s intelligence.
I can't believe Robo Vella just went "All things are always fifty-fifty. They will either happen, or not happen" That's THE dumbest line you can give to a walking talking calculator.
How the developer tells you he failed his intro to logic class at community college without telling you.
What if she actually knows but said that as a joke.
Ffs so easy to give character.
I love how early on in the game it seemed like this was going to be about how he learns that he's not the center of the universe and learns to grow as a person. But then the exact opposite thing happens.
Are you saying it subverted your exp-
@@Phoenixifyable yiiksplodes
@@Phoenixifyable OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
It's so frustrating because the creator goes on about how it's about the growth of an unlikable character but he barely changes and is the literal center of existence.
@@Phoenixifyable VERY cool
This is like Persona 3 written by a Redditor
WTF you're the real Rata, I thought you were some clone.
I didn't expect to see you here LOL
i mean the robot is literally the same idea as aigis
Now after reading that comment. This game kinda gives me persona 3 vibes.
this is like persona 3 at yandredev's parents' house
Did you see that, Keanu?..
I love the thought of Michael suddenly hijacking the game and becoming the protagonist, everything is focused on him now, he leads everyone, solves all the problems, gets to kiss Vela and Rory, and saves the day in the end.
Unironically Micheal would be more likeable. Probably because he talks in the game for like 5 minutes lol
"i experience every human state"
Exactly, such as yellow, blue, and red.
Don't forget Green and Retired.
@@spaghettimkay5795 that's her after this game
@@spaghettimkay5795 holy shit, I don’t know how I didn’t see that coming but that got me so good hahaha!
Finally a new episode for us Yiikophiles
EnthusYIIKasts
Should I be proud or ashamed of this title???
@@lightningsam these are copies?
I am an unashamed Yiikophile
I am a Yiikohollic, and am quite far from recovery.
Julian's greatest ambition for the afterlife is that he gets to noclip and check out the out-of-bounds areas, nice
It's easy to see that he has the soul of a true gamedev.
At least in this reality.
I think he sells fried chicken in another.
@@mabe4322 erm... it needed more exposition... erm awkward... so yeah
and to no-clip under Tiny Tiger so he can up-skirt him
Honestly bug testing realities for God sounds kinda rad.
And not poop. Don't forget that.
"Redundancy is part of the fucking identity of this...
... Piece of art."
-Julian
lmao
What a great box quote
well, it is an RPG.
a week without yiik made me weak.... but finally, Alex YIIK has returned.....
To bless those that he has spurned
@@newusernamehere4772 Alex Yiik has come bick
My life is now not so bleak
I've found what I seek, more Yiik
We all got triiked but now Yiik is biik with part thirty-siiks
"Do you wanna tediously grind, or hang out with friends that always give you a free level?"
A cast of characters so insufferable they give you the option to gratingly grind just to avoid it
That cutscene of them asking Essentia the questions just made me hate everyone more except for Rory
It's so dumb. If you're gonna add these types of social cutscenes at least diversify them a little. It's literally the same thing every time lol.
“How prominent is the scat fetish community in other realities? I’m asking for a friend.”
I cannot believe they somehow made Alex YIIK one of the more likeable characters in this game. Alex, Rory, and Vella are the only ones I remotely like at this point.
Rory's literally the only person so far who's actually asked a good question.
Rory weirdly grows on you, he's like the only character who thinks like even half a person
Chris kept to the promise of manipulating Vella into kissing Alex
Alex learns of the upcoming apocalypse and tries to figure out how he can use it to groom women into sleeping with him.
@@Toxic_Korgi *succeeds in
Alex is the omega male
Hi big sis!
@@Toxic_Korgi sigma grindset
The essentia 2000 talks like Mojo Jojo, which is to say that the manner of speaking that she adopts is similar in structure to that of the cartoon chimp referred to as such
yeah, but MJJJ had good delivery.
Mojojojojojojojojojojo
New contender for top 3 Julian quotes: “You should see how angry I get when I have to poop.”
Every episode Chris's voice drips with more contempt than the one before
Chris: "This is so good at making me cringe"
Official Game Maggie review
I swear, someone needs to make game Maggie real. It’d be a source of game reviews actually worth listening to
That little Caucasian man sure can’t whip up a good script.
@@justafox5356 he's pretty good at whipping other stuff if you catch my drift
One of Chandra's lives is her being Motifa in the future.
Chandra's equivalent to the Essentia 2000
Her thighs are even larger
@@crackedemerald4930 win win
Canon
it's Chondra btw
Oney Early on in the Series: "I can't do impressions on the black characters or else people will think I'm racist"
Oney Now: *Makes funny impressions of Chandra's voice because he doesn't give a shit anymore*
Wait oney isnt black
@@ayylmao69420 only when he imitates Jeff
Yiik wears you down, man lol.
he said the word!! He's too powerful!!
@rеtаrd MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!
essentia: i feel every emotion at once
alex: AWOOGA AWOOGA *heart beats through chest, jaw drops* BOINGGG
I've recently met someone in a discord I'm in called Rory, I've had to hold back my YIIKian urges to not kiss them.
In Ding Dong words:
KISS HIM! DO IT NOW! DO IT! DO IT!!
When the urges come bubbling up, just bring up to them that no one cares about rheir dead sister, wether or not they have a sister. No context.
Give in
I love that Dingdong and Julian are like the little devil and angel that whisper in Chris’s ear when he has to make a game decision.
The fact that Vella actually let Alex kiss her is baffling... Everyone in this game is brain dead.
Everyone becomes a slave to the RPG system by the end. They all turn into kissable objects for the 'super special' main character.
@@ruggiebuggie3195 it isn’t Alex’s fault he’s so kissable
@@Phoenixifyable I’d grate my lips on a cheese grater than kiss Alex
@@ruggiebuggie3195 Not Rory.
Oh give him some slack
"I am the Essentia 2000. A pan-dimensional android who lives multiple, parallel lives simultaneously across infinite realities. I have seen the end of realities and traveled between dimensions to be here today. This reality is coming to an end. We must do everything in our power to fight back against it."
Woah. You must be interesting and have a lot of worldy insight. What can you tell us?
_talks about anime for an hour_
This is the most painful lets play ever. Love you, Oneyplays
I wish it would end, but it keeps going and going.
@@trexonian the YIIK is YIIKfinite
I was drinking when Julian said "BLACK PEOPLE THANGS!" and it made me choke and cough.
This happened to me back when Alex said THIS PLACE IS THE BOMB and they started yelling at the top of their lungs and saying THERE'S A BOMB RUN
I've played the entire game myself, i knew it was coming, and i still choked and coughed up water like a nerf gun cause of it
Remember in high school when you had to write an essay with a minimum word count so you would just ramble on as much as possible to fill the quota?
That's this game's script.
Those were the ONLY types of essays I was asked to do in high school AND college. As you can probably tell, I'm still trying to un-train my brain from rambling as if I need to meet some word count to get an "A."
My English teachers were pretty much just boomers that confused "short and sweet" with "shrinking the attention spans of children everywhere."
Michael comes out of the darkness and shoves you aside, so he can kiss vella and become the true main character
"Heh now Rory is all mine" Alex Yiik
He looks at the camera and says, "The World of Yiik is mine to reap!"
Every scene with the woke Michael should've been like the one where he calls the robot a liar. Imagine if he was constantly trying to gaslight everyone for ignoring him. That'd be fucking hilarious.
I just want michael to be the main villain
he could've easily gained reality powers and been like 'I'll make all you fuckers pay for writing me out of the plot' and he was the one behind the y2k. itd explain why he was a shithead to everyone for most of the game
I'm surprised they didn't have an unlockable campaign for michael that gives him a journey of his own, or at least a dlc adventure. I'm interested in his spiritual journey
I like how every time Alex spends time with his friends, they spend a good amount of that time dog piling on him about what a shitty dude he is. I also like that he keeps inviting them over regardless cause he's just that lonely.
humiliation fetish
The game doesn't even let you enjoy hating Alex since it's in too much of a rush to hate on him for you
And it does it in a lame way that makes you go 'no, man, cmon, that was just mean, that wasnt even funny'
@@PrismTheKid Alex is so boring that I literally dont know what he did wrong to warrant that much hate from his friends. He's just vaguely annoying and mostly too boring and inoffensively douchey to warrant that kind of rage.
Then they're like "We've had such good times as friends and we all care about each other :))))"
fucking when? lol you guys had like two good moments while you info dumped each other about yourselves with NO CHEMISTRY!!! WHATSOEVER!!
Someone should show this guy nier replicant to see how you do charming character interactions that make you FEEL like the characters actually love each other without just outright telling us that they apparently like each other out of nowhere.
“In Oda’s life I drew an awesome little comic book about pirates and fruit that had over a thousand chapters it was kinda radical”
Hehe, gum gum
Took me a bit to get the joke.
gum gum delete this game
Back at it again in YIIK!
"Does 2 and a half frontflips"
How did that last half feel?
@@JeffreyThrash not too great, but at least i was a Vine star for 2 weeks.
@@diegoontour That would be fantastic if Vine were still a thing.
Frontfliips
Yes! They finally smoothered Vella with Alex Yiiiiiks mouth!
Also yay, more YIIK and still not the finale! I needed this. Thank you Chris and Friends.
Vellex
@@yankoelgueta1116 Velex and Aella sitting in a tree, until the soul space no more be.
they're in this room the entire episode omg
This game feels like someone tried to edit their first draft but lost half the pages and let a kiwi farms member write the rest.
There isn't enough N words and Cheese Pizza for it to have been written by a KF member
@@nobodycares743 You're right, the chris chan cosplay from Michael and constant belching from Alex tricked me.
@@nobodycares743 Cheese Pizza? what, there is nothing wrong wi- wait, cheese Pizza? CP? OH GOD NOO!!!
I like how essentia forgot about the fact Vella could talk to her DEAD grandmother. So she should know what happens to dead people.
I believe Della said that you’re not allowed to ask anything about where they live now which means you really can’t ask anything about what’s going on up in their second life. You can really only ask them about Their first life because their second life is off-limits for discussion.
@@franksausage4174 I was just about to say this and was really angry at having to defend yiik even a little bit. Thx for taking that bullet
Plus, it turned out the Essentia 2000 wasn't even Vella's alternate self.
@@franksausage4174 thats all true, but then the real question is, is that a limitation of Vella’s only, or could every universe have that rule? How is Vella’s world able to communicate with the dead if the dead can’t disclose where they are? Do they have advanced technology that allows it, or is the laws of nature different? Wouldn’t there theoretically be a universe where people can talk to the dead without any caveats? Why can’t Essentia say where they are if she’s not from Vella’s universe? Is Essentia programmed to not discuss death, or does she just not understand what happens fully?
Proto-Michael is on that Sigma Male grind set.
I've seen this too many times and am afraid to Google it. Please explain that sigma something something meme
@@pravkdey typical beta male unable to wrap his head around the complex inner machinations of the fierce and efficient Sigma Male.
@@pravkdey nah but for real I think it’s a term Jordan Peterson made up and it’s meant to categorize an Alpha male that’s more of a lone wolf and can totally get pussy but actively chooses not to go further themselves financially or physically or spiritually or some other shit. People oft point to John Wick as being a paragon sigma male but really it’s just another way for antisocial spergs to label themselves.
@@punishedbung4902 yep, basically just people who wanna categorize themselves.
Honestly Michael just coldly calling the Essentia a liar is pretty cool. Probably should have used that in a more important moment and not in an optional cutscene though.
It also seems like a band-aid added after they changed the ending.
This temporary visit started 4 months ago
I'm so glad it's still going
It was only 2 weeks, they just recorded loads!
Also sorry to the people who keep seeing me say this.
@@klg9549 I know that, I just mean i'm glad the content is still going
thank u anyway fren
I’m so happy that Chris- I MEAN ALEX finally got to kiss Vella
Chris goes to Yiik to kiss the main cast in the next episode.
I just feel bad for Vella, I imagine Alex's beard must feel & smell like a greasy brillo pad.
@@tehskullmunkymedia594 You know his breath tastes like the garlic spread from the loading screen tips.
@@Toxic_Korgi idk if that’s a good or bad thing
Alex has weeks to spend talking about nothing but doesn't have time to get the groceries
Also weeks he didn't spend looking for a job, not like he would need one since he has 10k in his pocket that he only uses to buy burgers and salt instead of supporting his family.
You would think after finding out about parallel universes and people crossing into other universes, Claudio would ask about his missing brother who is a major part of his backstory and who is as a person.
But nah let's talk about anime
There is a “subtle” answer to this (well, more in your face). Hope the boys catch it when it comes. Claudio is better not knowing.
@@RafaelRB11 I'm aware of the plot twist but Claudio continuing to babble about PPGZ as his only character trait is getting old
Watching the boys play YIIK is like humoring your friends by going to some event they enjoy but you hate. You enjoy hanging out with them but goddamn is the activity a nightmare to sit through!
I almost Yiiked my pants when I saw this in my notifications. Yiik isnt over!
When I saw a new episode there was Yiik running down the walls.
Now I can’t wait for part 37!
Edit: I’m always grateful you always post videos no matter what games y’all play. You provided good entertainment and content.
Seeing Michael shirtless with visible chest hair makes me very uncomfortable, thank you YIIK.
thats proto-michael
Him just floating there is so surreal too. I chuckle every time it cuts to him. It's so absurd yet this game doesn't revel in it's absurdity at all.
Everyone's just a boring asshole, especially Alex.
That and the weird cowlick thing going on with his hair. What is that?
@@DaGrox94 that’s how you know he’s changed. Character development 101.
He gained one chest hair per life he lived. Basically for everytime he went through soul-puberty.
"I wish I was chicken. I'm hungry."
Never change, Julian
Fun fact: this game was originally only 3 hours long and tightly written, but Mr. YIIK, father of YIIK, was such a huge OneyPlays fan that he is patching the game in real time so it will last longer so he can get more of the classic Funni Trio.
I'm waiting for the AI update that adds procedurally generated mind dungeons and text-only dialogue so the fun never ends
Before I was getting tired of Yiik but then when it went away I missed it. Clicked on this vid so fast
Finally I haven’t heard Alex YIIK ramble on for 30 minutes in forever
I love how as the series continues, Chris gets more and more irritated at Alex Yiik
I was so worried we wouldn’t be able to grab our heads and scream about what the hell’s going on anymore.
I'm really looking forward to watch a complete version of this series!
You completely missed your opportunity with Rory. He would have been so good for you. He would have healed Alex. And loved him.
He is truly the best girl.
Chris's Chondra impression of, "Oh my gahh the robot is aroused?" 4:26 Has singlehandedly been the only thing rattling around in my head making me laugh every time I think about it for five days straight now
“I’m so a Noid” - Chris O’Neill 2021
I imagine that alex blows air out of his mouth the moment he joins lips with vella
He inflates her
I gagged when I read this. The thought of kissing Alex makes me physically ill
I will now answer any question you have about the infinite realities
"Does this thing exist there?"
Yes
"Does this thing exist there?"
Yes
"What about this thing I like?"
Yes
Yiik-land is the Mick and Rorty low power simulation
Rory had the only good question, but the answer sucked
Vella suddenly being into Alex makes no sense at all and feels like it’s self serving the writer as his self insert
He wants a vaguely ethnic rocker girl to talk down to him irl
@@PALACIO254
I mean, me too, but we keep that shit to ourselves
I agree with Julian, pooping is the one thing holding humanity back from true enlightenment.
Julian: "I feel like we could whip each other..."
Chandra: *"Aroused?"*
This dialogue feels like the writer was in the process of drafting, then realized a contradiction or possible misunderstanding. But instead of restructuring the whole exchange so it can better fit and flow, he just adds layers upon layers of clarifications.
This is why you double-check and redraft. Adding clarifications ad nausiem without actually fixing the dialogue doesn't make it suddenly good.
“God I hate Rory.” Echoing around my head cavity. Hurts real bad.
I went insane from them talkin at Rory ten episodes ago. Died my hair blonde, wearin this stupid red striped hoodie and secretly hating my coworker named Alex. Im a pacifist now…awkward cuz I’m in the military.
Bruh
In a public place watching this, no one was ready for my laughing
I am astounded they’ve played for this long
I like how the final month of grinding is just lore dump to poorly tie the lose ends the writter forgot about 15 hours of playtime ago
Forgot Michele ascended, kinda caught me off guard
My mom walked by me watching this video and said “that looks like Blue's Clues”
lol
I honestly exclaimed joyously when I saw this upload pop into my inbox
no one thought it was strange that he loved the idea of 3 cat sisters dating?
Mommy bring me my bottle of Yiik please.
'¿How is she simultaneously so vague and so over explanatory?' Welcome to postmodernism.
Can’t believe I’m happy to see more of the exciting world of Yeek
Oh, it’s back. Glad you guys are sticking with this one.
I audibly gasped in joy when seeing this notification, the boys are back!
I can't believe you're still subjecting yourselves to this. I've tried to watch this series so many times now, but I just can't handle it
20:10 Michael became my favorite character with this dialogue alone lmfao
Yea lol
I can't believe they played it this long
The idea of kissing Vella had been floating around in Chris' mind dungeon for the duration of this game. He had finally achieved his goal. The game may as well have been over at that point.
Alex is the dude you wouldn't trust to get you a drink at a party.
I’m glad the guy that wrote this game backpedaled on that God thing because if he kept that stupid “some realities have God some do not” after making these long paragraphs about philosophy all he’d be doing is exposing that he knows absolutely nothing about what he’s talking about
I cant believe you can get alex to kiss vella in this game. Totally earned. Thanks Yiik writer.
“The sun is blue! Things are chicken!”
“I wish I was chicken.”
Mood. And me too Julian
23:06
Alex knows much about loss, he lost the list of groceries.
I legit think this is the best way to consume YiiK, I had it on my desktop for a day only to delete it out of self preservation. Sucks because there is an awful lot I like about it
You don't know how happy it makes me see a new video of Alex YIIK.
Idk why but I just like a lot the game and how they react to it.
Proto Michael is just going crazy and leading everybody down his path.
Thank god. I almost thought they ended the series for a second there
This would be my worst nightmare, being trapped in a room full of naïve young adults talking about the multiverse and one of them is shirtless because he had his first independent thought the day before.
I wish that I could be as excited about anything in my life as Claudio is about alternative anime premises for his favourite show...
Micheal took his shirt off as an anti-kissing measure
This is a literal 24 minute video where nothing happens. Yet still I'm here.
Hearing that Julian gets irrationally angry when he has to poop was the first thing to make me laugh after my dog just got put down yesterday
That kiss raspberry fuckin slayed me....holy shit. I havent laughed that hard since poggers.
We're back baby. I'm gonna Yiik in my sheets
When I saw the episode I collapsed on the floor and started to Yiik out.
the world of YIIK is ours to wreak
MOM! DAD! YIIK IS BACK!