@@dipakda really, I was unaware they had a podcast I just got familiar with Tom Segura after his latest special when he did the wu-tang joke. That was the funniest shit I ever heard and I’ve been goin back and checking out his old stuff. Found out she was his wife and checked her out she funny as hell too
@@ronnymack5524 bro watch 2 bears 1 cave. Its tom segura and burnt chrysler. I recommend watching the koolaid clip or the tom dance video clip. They always keep a smile on my face.
@@piespies10 I think it's a general commentary on the huge amounts of Asian adoptions or that China had a bad habit of killing/abandoning female babies during the one child Era.
Do it. You know you want to. You can say you were scared for your life. They'll believe you. You'll be acquitted and he'll be in a pine box, never to sleep-breathe weirdly ever again.
Take him to sleep clinic. Probably could use a cpap machine. I work with a bunch of guys that have said it was literally life changing. They sleep and feel so much better.
As an Asian dad, I always thought my baby was cuter than everyone else's because it's my own kid. But you all think my baby is cute too? That's strange... Stay away from my baby.
I had no idea they were together, and I’ve been watching clips of both of them for the last couple weeks. What an interesting relationship: both of them have to be comfortable with the other one talking mad shit about them to rooms full of strangers all the time.
I didn't know they were married until one of his stand-ups he was talking about how he goes to the bathroom and his wife was hearing it for the first time. As soon as he said she looked at him before she leaves the house and says to him " you know you're going to die" I immediately knew that Christina P was his wife. I know her comedy and the fact that they were married made perfect sense 🤣. Also, BIKES!!!
...and your sources are reliable. Like Tom Segura's dad about Tommy Lee Jones, right (if i remember that ) ? Dude, you understand zero about indian culture and less than zero from Gandhi. And you read less than 500 books in your life, which is less than my 12 years old son already did.
@@Ralathar44 yes but any man with a self awareness anywhere near close to being in line with reality knows even if she might have used and not put them back that there wasnt a snowball's chance in hell my feral ass would have ever even had nail clippers in the home prior to being domesticated.
Alternatively, when my wife asks me where I put the item she asked me to store over a year ago is terrifying. Deer in head lights look comes over my face. Garage? Basement? Garbage can? Fuck if I remember.
If I was Tom I'd definitely start hiding random shit just so Christina would have to ask where things were. Imagine the self satisfying smile as you ask "I'm sorry are you asking where something is located in your own house?"
Lol. I like the point you are making. However, I would like to point out that most women would look for it for a while and then she'd ask the guy if he had moved it. Just saying. Like I said at the beginning, I like the joke you were making.
Tom Segura is hands down my favorite comedian. I’ve spent years thinking that him and Bert were a better duo than Jay and Silent Bob. But, and I legit feel terrible about this, this is the first time I’ve seen/heard his wife’s stand-up. And dude! They’re both amazing!
Lol my husband actually woke up with me every time in the middle of the night. It was so great and helpful. I do wish he could grow some boobs every once in awhile though.
I had after midnight feedings. I was getting up early to go to the gym before work anyway and my wife was really appreciative of the time. Obviously bottle fed.
Why do people think this is a good idea? Guess what, helpless creature? Both of the adults in your life are sleep-deprived and judgement-impaired *at the same time!*
I’ll listen to RUclipss sometimes while driving as an alternative to music, podcasts, etc. but his joke about the Asian babies bout damn near caused me to crash I was laughing so hard 😂 😂 😂 “cuter than puppies and bunnies put together”, the exchange rate…Lord I had to pull over just to listen to it again.
I swear Christina brings out the funny in Tom but he’ll never admit to it when the cameras are rolling. 🤣 Such a power couple in comedy. Love both so much.
I never knew I was capable of strangling someone in a situation that wasn't life and death till I got married, for those who are single, don't worry your day will come.
Cutest babies I ever saw were Japanese twin girls (2 yrs old) dressed in red velvet dresses and black patin leather Mary Janes, bowl haircuts with red velvet bows. They looked like perfect ceramic dolls. Absolutely Adorable!
I'm not saying you should google this but part Russian part Chinese babies look unbelievably cute. Absolutely ridiculous. The Serbian parts of Russia that border China has just the cutest babies.
More like the dad keeps everything on the floor and the tables and then you don't have space to walk so mom keeps it back where it belongs and then the dad asks where it is lmao.
Hi, I only see one guy on this clip so I'm not exactly sure what you and even other people are referring to. Either you're participating in a crazy trend or you're just crazy, goodbye 😆
When we were in HS my BFs older sister was a maternity nurse. Oh the stories 😂 screaming at the top of their lungs during delivery, “I’m going to fucking kill him”!
I really did hate my daughter’s father most of my pregnancy…like down to my CORE…. Fast forward to Two years later and I still apologize to him sometimes for all the shit I put him through. Like “ I’m really sorry about those last six months I was pregnant, idk what came over me… but look on the bright side I’m in a better head space now” and he would just look at me with dead eyes and walk away lol
@@hbeachley i had a c-section that took it’s precious time healing so I pretty much lived at hospital even after my pregnancy along with postpartum depression… there’s so much change that goes on in/out of us(women) in 9 short months
@@biggreenangryman1904 is obviously not very bright. nobody has a family tree that goes back even one million years. like Segura said....MLK should have had 10 kids....but not you. you're just littering.
Imagine how much funny shit goes on in their house hold that we will never know. Lmao
wheelll, you can listen/watch their podcasts.
@@dipakda really, I was unaware they had a podcast I just got familiar with Tom Segura after his latest special when he did the wu-tang joke. That was the funniest shit I ever heard and I’ve been goin back and checking out his old stuff. Found out she was his wife and checked her out she funny as hell too
@@ronnymack5524 It's called Your Mom's House, try it out man
@@Christopher-md7tf just subscribed to it thanks a lot I know this shit gone be hilarious
@@ronnymack5524 bro watch 2 bears 1 cave. Its tom segura and burnt chrysler. I recommend watching the koolaid clip or the tom dance video clip. They always keep a smile on my face.
“Guys I’m joking” when you have to remind the audience it’s a comedy show
Only bad comedians have to say "I'm joking"
They cut the best part, a few seconds later when he says "I'm not joking."
Reminders are needed. Some of those idiots will take it seriously and run w/ it. Oh, wait-
It's Tom Segura we're talking about, quite obviously a total psychopath, with the funny chops. He knows his audience.
Only when he feels like he’s gone too far and hope for everyone not to believe it. 😏
“Thankfully the exchange rate is better than that” 🤣
I don't get that part 😬
@@piespies10 I think it's a general commentary on the huge amounts of Asian adoptions or that China had a bad habit of killing/abandoning female babies during the one child Era.
The way my husband breathes weird in his fucking sleep alone is almost enough to take me over the edge.
Do it. You know you want to. You can say you were scared for your life. They'll believe you. You'll be acquitted and he'll be in a pine box, never to sleep-breathe weirdly ever again.
@@smeagolmazurenko5238 the fuck is wrong with you?
@@nunyabiznes5489 you sure know comedy
@@smeagolmazurenko5238 lmfaooo
Take him to sleep clinic. Probably could use a cpap machine. I work with a bunch of guys that have said it was literally life changing. They sleep and feel so much better.
As an Asian dad, I always thought my baby was cuter than everyone else's because it's my own kid. But you all think my baby is cute too? That's strange... Stay away from my baby.
🤣😂
My mom, my sister, and I freak the freak out when we see Asian babies in public.
@@spacebar9733 that's sussy af
@@badxgrass lol ok. babies are cute no matter the race obv
🤣😂🤣😂
My favorite couple. Thank you for years of laughter. Keep em high and tight.
AYAYAAAA
You bet i'm comin' up in May.
Good morning Julia
Tom Segura is literally one of the greatest comedians alive and that's not an exaggeration.
While Christina P is the complete opposite
@@Redmayne152that's really low and loose
It absolutely is an exaggeration
He’s good but good lord! the exaggeration level is off the charts!!
Totally agree 🙌🏽
This Christina seems like a real cool guy.
Very rad
Hi, I'm sorry but your comment sounds very strange unless if you were referring to Tom. Thanks and goodbye 😆
I also think she’s a cool guy
@@puckles7585 Hi, crazy. So a SHE is a GUY now?? I really hope you don't have kids and I mean that in both ways, goodbye 😆
@@prefershe you realize they’re joking right? whats wrong with you? I don’t mean to attack, just curious
I had no idea they were together, and I’ve been watching clips of both of them for the last couple weeks. What an interesting relationship: both of them have to be comfortable with the other one talking mad shit about them to rooms full of strangers all the time.
@@SeanDaBomb1 thanks for the tip!
I feel like it’s therapeutic for them 😂😂
@@SeanDaBomb1 Don't be stingy!
Who?
My guess is comedians have thick skin.
I didn't know they were married until one of his stand-ups he was talking about how he goes to the bathroom and his wife was hearing it for the first time. As soon as he said she looked at him before she leaves the house and says to him " you know you're going to die" I immediately knew that Christina P was his wife. I know her comedy and the fact that they were married made perfect sense 🤣. Also, BIKES!!!
“You get one.”
I didn't know they were married until this comment 😅
watch your moms house
Hol ma pakeet
@@eastern2687 literally just lost my shit hahahaha
“You could be married to Ghandi”
Ghandi was an absolute prick to his wife.
She didn't divorce tho...
*Gandhi
...and your sources are reliable. Like Tom Segura's dad about Tommy Lee Jones, right (if i remember that ) ? Dude, you understand zero about indian culture and less than zero from Gandhi. And you read less than 500 books in your life, which is less than my 12 years old son already did.
@@enkidu001 tell ‘em, I’m sick of people bird dogging Gandhi
He’s a p o s
That "just for like.. a lot" joke is so nice :) perfect delivery.
Asking a wife where everything is, is a husband thing for sure
Conversely moving things from where someone left it and then being shocked that they don't know where it is, is wife thing for sure.
@@Ralathar44 yes but any man with a self awareness anywhere near close to being in line with reality knows even if she might have used and not put them back that there wasnt a snowball's chance in hell my feral ass would have ever even had nail clippers in the home prior to being domesticated.
@@koshfrey9724 I had nail clippers way before a relationship lol. That's prolly just a you thing :P.
Alternatively, when my wife asks me where I put the item she asked me to store over a year ago is terrifying. Deer in head lights look comes over my face.
Garage? Basement? Garbage can? Fuck if I remember.
No because if you look for shit then it's "what you looking for?" Yall brought this on yaself.
'Pretty sure you can cut hair with a gut' 🤔 classic Tom...
😂😂😂😂😂
“Grabbed my balls from the back. Who the fuck was that!” 😂 had me cracking up 😂 good stuff!
Love seeing them back to back like this!!!! Thank you!
Really? For me it was like Hahaha
Zzz zzz
Hahaha
Zzz zzz
Hahaha
Zzz zzz
Hahaha
Tom Segura and Christina P are the power couple I aspire to be a part of
Theo already beat you to that
Lol I love how they don't mention each other
Christina’s hand-flip at 6:23 is MONEY! 🤣
Sebastian Maniscalo says, "you're welcome" for 5:20 onward and 6:23
The best comedy couple ever!
Yup gotta love Todd and Crystal.
If I was Tom I'd definitely start hiding random shit just so Christina would have to ask where things were. Imagine the self satisfying smile as you ask "I'm sorry are you asking where something is located in your own house?"
He would forget where he hid the items 🤷🏿😆
Lol. I like the point you are making. However, I would like to point out that most women would look for it for a while and then she'd ask the guy if he had moved it. Just saying. Like I said at the beginning, I like the joke you were making.
@@impoisonivy88 Thankyou & yes I was definitely joking I've lived with my other half long enough to know that I could only outsmart her in jokes
That is called gaslighting
“Even if you were married to Ghandi you would probably hate him”
Yeah, I suppose you might
Especially if you were married to him. Dude didn’t treat his wife right…
@Not Robot It's India, you get used to it.
@Not Robot and beat you
Gandhi was an asshole towards his wife.
@@rumilenore660 that’s the joke thank you
I never knew this and it makes complete sense now lol. Love both of em.
Should watch their podcast: your moms house! It’s absolutely hilarious
Yeah try it out!
Tom Segura is hands down my favorite comedian. I’ve spent years thinking that him and Bert were a better duo than Jay and Silent Bob.
But, and I legit feel terrible about this, this is the first time I’ve seen/heard his wife’s stand-up. And dude! They’re both amazing!
The "grab from behind" bit killed me
Gee - I've never felt so selfless for NOT becoming a parent. That's refreshing.
He is battling way above his average. Chrissy P is insanely attractive.
Massive respect to Tom for his rule, "don't abandon your kid".
You should look at pics of him when he was younger. It's remarkably different.
Very true. But she's not funny at all and he is. So I assume he makes a lot more. Balances out
Both of them are killing it. Humorous and truthful. I look forward to seeing more of them.
I wonder what their kids gonna be like having two comic parents. Netflix should document that.
Psychologist should study that!!!! Man, that's going to be something!
I genuinely hope no one ever sticks a camera in their kid's face, ever, if it can be helped
spoiled and dumb
@@EllaBella-76but Rich
” only the dog can watch, when you’re taunting yourself. ” 🤣🤣
The Segura household must be very interesting 😁
When he said “some parts look like you”, I couldn’t help but think of Mitch Hedberg. So that was a good time.
I just found out they were married and I had to rewatch their specials...for context on their jokes about each other
Tom scored, she is so pretty!
Lol my husband actually woke up with me every time in the middle of the night.
It was so great and helpful. I do wish he could grow some boobs every once in awhile though.
I had after midnight feedings. I was getting up early to go to the gym before work anyway and my wife was really appreciative of the time. Obviously bottle fed.
You will leave him
@@NEbluefire Sorry, just not the same thing 😂
Why do people think this is a good idea? Guess what, helpless creature? Both of the adults in your life are sleep-deprived and judgement-impaired *at the same time!*
Have they ever done a two person show together? I would pay good money for that
Yeah let's watch a couple argue for an hour and a half. Didn't you get enough of that from your parents?
They have a podcast together. Your Mom’s House on RUclips.
1:32 this man has me on the gotdamn floor in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Asian babies are so adorable 😍.
I’ll listen to RUclipss sometimes while driving as an alternative to music, podcasts, etc. but his joke about the Asian babies bout damn near caused me to crash I was laughing so hard 😂 😂 😂 “cuter than puppies and bunnies put together”, the exchange rate…Lord I had to pull over just to listen to it again.
Almost crashed? Sounds Asian
Tom looks so mobile in this video.
Pre basketball……obviously
lmao that's cold
I absolutely love these 2 🤣
"Did you bring anybody?" "I DIDNT BRING ANYBODY!" 🤣🤣
I swear Christina brings out the funny in Tom but he’ll never admit to it when the cameras are rolling. 🤣 Such a power couple in comedy. Love both so much.
I never knew I was capable of strangling someone in a situation that wasn't life and death till I got married, for those who are single, don't worry your day will come.
This is awesome!
Funniest comedian couple. Facts😂
Christina looks young and old at the same time
She looks 55 but dresses more like 5.
Yea she sucks at stand up
Shes beautiful
@@ENikolaev comedians are like bands and music genres. she doesn’t suck, just not your type
@@braydenleis4735 you know nothing. All you’re doing is upholding the status quo that is the patriarchal system we have in place today.
Lmao I hope they become like a comedy dynasty, so for the rest of my natural life I will be able to laugh at the jokes of a Segura
It's like she gave voice to my internal monologue when I'm with my BF and dealing with being pregnant.
He still your boyfriend? Just curious
@@rachel4339 LOL yes.
I wouldn't need to keep asking my wife where everything is if she put things back where she found them and didn't keep changing the locations on me.
preach
Amen
Finally!!! Someone gets it.
It's an organized mess.
@Riana Naipaul I bet if it was on the floor where he left it he wouldn't have to ask where it was and would know where it's at!
4:46 LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Cutest babies I ever saw were Japanese twin girls (2 yrs old) dressed in red velvet dresses and black patin leather Mary Janes, bowl haircuts with red velvet bows. They looked like perfect ceramic dolls. Absolutely Adorable!
I’m visualizing it and it’s so freaking cute
I'm not saying you should google this but part Russian part Chinese babies look unbelievably cute. Absolutely ridiculous. The Serbian parts of Russia that border China has just the cutest babies.
Patent
Do your children know they aren't the cutest babies you ever saw? 😂
I stand by my own child being the cutest baby i ever saw.
If I've learned anything after living with parents, a dad is always asking where stuff is because the mom keeps moving it.
More like the dad keeps everything on the floor and the tables and then you don't have space to walk so mom keeps it back where it belongs and then the dad asks where it is lmao.
Why do women have to rearrange every goddamn thing in the house every 2 goddamn months?!?!
@@JohnnyAppleseed-yl6fo they’re trying to keep themselves useful.
@@borismuller86 Hahahahahahahaha "What would you do without me?"
I'd know where my fucking cups are at.
@@borismuller86 there only use is to clean up stuff?
That shit was right on in so many ways. Dammmn. Thank you.
Definitely FLOORED they are a couple ..of Jokesters!! Wow great couple GREAT COMEDY 🥰🥰🥰💯🥰🥰🥰
She was actually funny without using sex or being ridiculous, they're a great couple
Right! 90% of female comedians all just joke about sex. It’s like a competition with them about who can be the raunchiest. That’s it. No real jokes.
Way better than that unfunny "whatever her first name" tomilson
Can you imagine growing up with tom segura and Christina P as parents. Idk if these are lucky kids or the toughest kids that ever gonna kid 🤣
7:50 that scrunchy face is pure Patrice O'Neal.
and 5:27 and 6:22 is pure Sebastian Maniscalco with her awkward attempt at hand gestures
Tom is the most dad looking dad I’ve ever seen
Love these two comedians!!!!!
it's crazy how much tom looks way better now and these stand up clips are years old
They're both SO good at their craft.
I for sure need more of her.
Tom Segura You're in a class of your own. Thanks mate
Thats gotta be a wild marriage with those two brains lmao
" But luckily the exchange rate is better than that" I love this guy!! That was a risky joke but I'm glad you did it!!😂😂😂😂
Just a couple of cool guys
Cool guy club 😎 🎸
Hi, I only see one guy on this clip so I'm not exactly sure what you and even other people are referring to. Either you're participating in a crazy trend or you're just crazy, goodbye 😆
I do want more Christina standup to watch
Well she's got a new special out, Mom Genes
“Crab 🦀 legs are on sale at Costco y’all “😭😭😂😭😂
I’m a mom but I relate to Tom Segura so much, I guess that means I’m a bad mom lol
Yeah u suck. Keep it up 👌👍🏻
Look at it like this, you're probably a good dad
@@StevenAllotey lol
Oh hell no! PUPPIES! Puppies are THE absolute cutest beings on the planet!
Tom needs more Netflix specials
Omgosh so so true about the baby being a new you! Lolllll
When we were in HS my BFs older sister was a maternity nurse. Oh the stories 😂 screaming at the top of their lungs during delivery, “I’m going to fucking kill him”!
I Love Christina P!!!!🤣🤣🤣
I really did hate my daughter’s father most of my pregnancy…like down to my CORE…. Fast forward to
Two years later and I still apologize to him sometimes for all the shit I put him through.
Like “ I’m really sorry about those last six months I was pregnant, idk what came over me… but look on the bright side I’m in a better head space now” and he would just look at me with dead eyes and walk away lol
U should buy him some gifts 😜
I had postpartum, so for about 4 months I was awful, and then hospitalized.
Y’all are evil during these times. I’m going through it and vasectomy is not sounding too bad right now. Don’t wanna do it again
@@LilMurch10 lol not a whole vasectomy !😂
@@hbeachley i had a c-section that took it’s precious time healing so I pretty much lived at hospital even after my pregnancy along with postpartum depression… there’s so much change that goes on in/out of us(women) in 9 short months
"when you leave it in......DUDE!!!"" LMAO
Having a baby is not selfless. Self-sacrificing to raise a good human being absolutely is.
Your not sacrificing anything to raise a good human. That's your job when you decide to have a child.
You have no more time. How true, how true!
"how about the end of the day ..one ..good job"
mans got a point
These 2 are hilarious!
I’ve never regretted my decision to be childfree.
no one asked you Tonya
You do once you have one.
only selfish people have kids....IPCC report, anyone?
@@donHooligan selfish if you count millions of years of ancestry as yourself
@@biggreenangryman1904 is obviously not very bright.
nobody has a family tree that goes back even one million years.
like Segura said....MLK should have had 10 kids....but not you. you're just littering.
i agree, asian babies are so adorable!
They're so funny. They should start a podcast.
this made me LOL
They do have a podcast
@@DocnavyPG not the sharpest tool in the shed
Good idea! What should they call it?
They have a podcast together and he has his own with a comedian buddy and she has her own on mother’s …
They are so Awsome!!!
... awesome*
I just wonder if their household is like a sitcom or they both just know how to make ordinary shit hilarious?? Either way, keep killin
Two of the best
Tom's got a way better beard but i'm in love with Cristina
9:10 Made laugh so hard a shed a tear.
How did I never know these two were married?!
"..so nuts" what a perfect pun 😌
I adore Christina. 👏
PSA: if you guys like both their humor they have a podcast together called Your Mom's House. It's amazing. Do yall know what's a banana split???
What?
HEY CHRISTINA!!!!!
Christina ruins the podcast though with her weird segments and Tik Tok shit. She’s a sidekick at best
@@lmcdermott96 toks are my favorite part
Point of personal privilege!
i can finally relate to tom's pulling out joke
he is right
congrats, i guess!
without context i don’t know whether i should be concerned or congratulate you
@@colbymcarthur7871 - thank you, man!
@@mlemon6135 - context provided: it is a congratulations forsure
@@yerocmedia well then congrats m8!
I cannot with Tom 😂😂😂
Being a dad is easy. don't abandoned the kid.
being a husband is even easier. act like youre abandoning her.
cool video
That was so Fn funny. I watch a lot of comedians, these two rank with the best!
This was a great vid, been watching a lot of TS lately but didn't really do it for me but I like his style. This one was really good 😂
That's where it spits!
3:55 I love this man