Boy did i need this after just finishing working overtime at my corporate job where I am one of the few self aware ants in anthill. 11 1/2 hours of corporate speak wiped clear by 1:40 minutes. Thank you Jesse❤
My expertise is in identifying and promoting dumb songs. I can say with all my years of experience, this is the polar opposite of everything I look for in a dumb song. This is, in fact, a very NOT DUMB song. Amazing work.
@@tokyosmitsubishi an employee was found dead at their desk several days after having died. coworkers didn't check. nobody checked. nobody noticed. until the smell.
Thanks Jesse. I hope your heard by more, I'm an Old guy guitar player and a long time Prine fan that just stumbled across your RUclips channel. I think He would be a fan of your music. I Love it. Thanks again. Regards, Moe
Yahoo and Bravo! Another masterpiece. Jesse you are a treasure. Thank you so much for your time and talent! You make the world a better place each and everyday that you are in it. AND, I'm not going to Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.😉
instantly classic, you play that stella so sweetly and the whistle instead of harmonica solo makes it sound so gentle. This be a nursery rhyme to me, no bullshit, such fun impressions!
Corporate Bullshit is everywhere…. Good job calling it out! Glad to see the Stella is still in the lineup, too. Thank You Jesse for brightening my morning again!
@@carlos66965 well he often borrows titles from classic sources and reworks them into something new. This time it’s more of an updated list.😁 p.s. RIP that poor lady at WF
my favorite is 'we might have to work late, we're all in this together' ... when you know the boss is takin off at 4 to go fishing and you're gonna be the first one fired when the cash flow dips
I sure do appreciate your use of language Mr Welles and that you have something to say that has some meaning, sometimes music these days is a little boring. Also thank you for playing the Stella!!!!!!!!!
I keep coming back to this one. After 6 years of a job I worked 10 years to get I told the truth one too many times. The job broke me. I couldn't unsee what I saw. I had to leave temporarily to see my family. I had to have "that meeting". They fired me and labeled it "Job Abandonment". Not even in person. In a damn email. It's funny, what you sing is true. I want truth to be told. You tell the truth. Thank you for that. 💖
I worked as upper management for a medium-sized new car dealership for 15 years. When the bigwigs showed up for a meeting this sounds exactly like how the meetings went. The owner was an ignorant bigshot.
Anytime I hear someone say "circle back" my brain just automatically shuts them out. All the little corporate bullshit sayings you used is truly just that... bullshit. 🤣
Corporations can’t be trusted regardless of their mission statement. If you work for one and they invite you to give feedback on why morale is low, just send a link to this song.
i cant be the only one to think that the 'be yourself' part is a play on words with 'pee yourself' considering some of the things employees have apparently had to do on the job with plastic bottles
ive been really fuckin close recently man, kinda hope this gets lost. Your work has been helpinin a lot. That's comin from a kid who got way too lucky for his own good.
I feel like in a few years we will find out there was an actual destination that Jesse was walking to in each post. If we look through the videos, he is navigating his way through the woods until he makes it out, then travels across the country, until settling in another wooded area. But we won’t know any of this until the reveal, when it all makes sense. Anyway. Great little song today! Always excited to get a notification for Jesse’s channel!!!
Jesse with a corporate voice gave me psychic whiplash
@@keithmiddlechilddesantis8814 shut up you're being melodramatic. I want rosemary fries.
😅@@mrnobody3276
Lmao
LOL
How long you been outta the institutions, amigo¿?¿ 😉🌈❤
"Wells Fargo? Just be yourself 😊 or dead😐"
😂🤣
Boy did i need this after just finishing working overtime at my corporate job where I am one of the few self aware ants in anthill. 11 1/2 hours of corporate speak wiped clear by 1:40 minutes. Thank you Jesse❤
Jesus man that’s too much. Take care of yourself bro.
Literally busted a gut at the voice change on "I hear you, let me speak to that." I was caught so off guard 🤣
Plot twist, 0:13 is Jesse’s real voice
Another song I listened to 3 times before going to work at Wal-Mart
samee
I don't wanna go... to Walmart today
“Wells Fargo… be yourself. You’re dead.” 🤣😂🤣😂
"....IN the amazon...be yourself. it'll help." Priceless
Absolutely
This made me laugh out loud. I scare my office mate.
"I hear you. Let me speak to that."
Corporate mockingbirding at it's finest. Thanks, Jesse 😉😅
I pray that this man gets the recognition he deserves. This is GREATNESS!
My expertise is in identifying and promoting dumb songs. I can say with all my years of experience, this is the polar opposite of everything I look for in a dumb song. This is, in fact, a very NOT DUMB song. Amazing work.
This guy is amazing. He has ascended from the human condition while at the same time still being with us to grace us with his beautiful mind
Mr. Welles, you're one of a kind amazing. Keep rockin' the unfree world!
The corporate dude interlude of platitudes 😂
“Welles Fargo, just be yourself. Or dead” is FANTASTIC. The quick nonchalant reference to something so horrible is just pure art 😭😭
Could you explain the context?
@@tokyosmitsubishi an employee was found dead at their desk several days after having died. coworkers didn't check. nobody checked. nobody noticed. until the smell.
Thanks Jesse. I hope your heard by more, I'm an Old guy guitar player and a long time Prine fan that just stumbled across your RUclips channel. I think He would be a fan of your music. I Love it. Thanks again. Regards, Moe
😂 Prine is where I file all Jesse's songs! Kinda reminds me of Roger Miller from time to time too!
the 'i hear you let me speak to that' scared me lmao
Again with the whistling? Way cool 😁...Love it!! That trademark whistling really caps off another awesome song ...thanks!
The ad right before this played for me was Wells Fargo 😂
Bring back the First Interstate Bank.
WOW, that's exactly what Gov't meetings sound like!!! You are a legend!!!
After just dealing with some needless corporate bullshit at work this morning, this song was perfect.
George Carlin would love this, well done
This guy literally just keeps putting out bangers about all the shit that's affecting all of us.
This song could have been an email.
I'm positing this on the company Slack channel.
Yahoo and Bravo! Another masterpiece. Jesse you are a treasure. Thank you so much for your time and talent! You make the world a better place each and everyday that you are in it. AND, I'm not going to Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that.😉
If HR ever needed a song this would be it
"Wells Fargo, just be yourself (or dead)"
Love it. Greetings from The Netherlands.
instantly classic, you play that stella so sweetly and the whistle instead of harmonica solo makes it sound so gentle. This be a nursery rhyme to me, no bullshit, such fun impressions!
That voice honestly came out of nowhere, and it's exactly how I thought an office voice impression impression would sound.
“Wells Fargo? Be yourself ! (Or dead)”😭
watching this in 1967
Anybody watching this in 1908
Watching this in 1863
1898
2027, here. Not sure how I got here. Anyone else in 2027?
Haha
You're far too creative and original to have mastered all that. You hit the nail smack on the head! Well done!
This made me laugh. Hard.
Corporate Bullshit is everywhere…. Good job calling it out! Glad to see the Stella is still in the lineup, too. Thank You Jesse for brightening my morning again!
Corporate speak and people who talk higher at the end of a sentence.
People who say, Like, literally and actually in every sentence.
All Bullsh*t.
I needed this today. Thanks man.
This feels like I’m at work…bravo.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I was fired for telling the truth.
I have been NOT WELL.
I couldn't do it anymore.
Thank you for this.💖
In my opinion, this is the funniest song I’ve heard from you so far, and Olympic Opening Ceremony was pretty fucking funny
Sweet Stella came back.❤
That Gibson is very nice too! Nice tone.
Great tune, and it IS all corporate bullsh!t!
Great lyrics! Great tune! I Love it! Thank you so much, Jesse.
that voice change... put a smirk on my face... thanks for sharing...
Thank you I needed this! "Keep calm and carry on with your shit"
God damn I needed this on a Monday morning
Hey Jesse Welles thank you for making my day with this song. I shared this with friends and coworkers for a great laugh. You are awesome!
The cool little Stella is back.
Reminds me greatly of my workplace, good stuff as always.
That guitar tone. I hope he never ditches that ol' Stella.
The People's Poet!!!❤
I see your Stella has returned for this absolute banger. I attended so many BS management meetings, this is perfect 👍
glacier of bullshit. Priceless. Poetic and authentic. Much love to you and yours
Status quo agenda: keep calm carry on but don't raise your voice and, by all means, finish your shift...
Bro you nailed the corporate speak!
George Carlin set to music! 😂😂😂
I love this 😂
Thats actually very perceptive.
@@carlos66965 well he often borrows titles from classic sources and reworks them into something new. This time it’s more of an updated list.😁
p.s. RIP that poor lady at WF
Literally just came across this channel. Fuckin love the songs xD new fav channel
That voice change was a jump scare
my favorite is 'we might have to work late, we're all in this together' ... when you know the boss is takin off at 4 to go fishing and you're gonna be the first one fired when the cash flow dips
I sure do appreciate your use of language Mr Welles and that you have something to say that has some meaning, sometimes music these days is a little boring. Also thank you for playing the Stella!!!!!!!!!
I keep coming back to this one.
After 6 years of a job I worked 10 years to get I told the truth one too many times. The job broke me. I couldn't unsee what I saw. I had to leave temporarily to see my family. I had to have "that meeting". They fired me and labeled it "Job Abandonment". Not even in person. In a damn email. It's funny, what you sing is true. I want truth to be told. You tell the truth. Thank you for that. 💖
Oh Jesse you’re a riot and a half, got me smiling and laughing, making my day better again! 🙋🏻♀️🌻🐈🎈
I think you're the perfect voice at the perfect time.
At my office, the boss-of-the-month would 'elevate our concerns.' Which we all knew meant having them ignored at a higher level.
The tooth whistling was a great touch.
Jesse makes my heart swelle with joy
@@codyvick356 get a room
I love how incredibly witty you're writing is! Jesse Welles is definitely in my top 10 folk singers
Straight folk punk. I fucking love this
Jesse casts a spell
Spell, yes!!
I love you songs so much sir ❤ I hope you keep making such amazing songs
Oh man so many corporate meetings with corpo speak just like this! 😂
I worked as upper management for a medium-sized new car dealership for 15 years. When the bigwigs showed up for a meeting this sounds exactly like how the meetings went. The owner was an ignorant bigshot.
That is brilliant, brother. Thank you!
Loving your vids.. That little guitar sounds really great!
Love it and I can relate to the lyrics, another great song with a true direct message!!!
Great song bro 👍👍👍
Anytime I hear someone say "circle back" my brain just automatically shuts them out. All the little corporate bullshit sayings you used is truly just that... bullshit. 🤣
Even Jesse Welles calling out my bullshit 😭
we can circle back to that later.
@@Person-um9zd stolen comment
Oh, I’ve lived that for sure!
Corporations can’t be trusted regardless of their mission statement. If you work for one and they invite you to give feedback on why morale is low, just send a link to this song.
My dude, you are so memorable! Love these songs. "Just be yourself"
i cant be the only one to think that the 'be yourself' part is a play on words with 'pee yourself' considering some of the things employees have apparently had to do on the job with plastic bottles
Double entendres are a hallmark of intelligent music.
Monday morning jam. Perfect timing 👍
I think alot of people needed to hear this song lol love hearing your new music Jesse keep on keeping on
how? just how does he come up with these songs so fast ? but keep em coming !
This is the "corporation kills love" song. Great!!!
FEMA Helene chicanery -(understatement)- ?
RIP FEMA, another org bites the dust.....🎶🎶
I love all your toe tappers 🎸🎸🎸
Your doin greeeeat kid thanks
This makes my heart sing. Thank you. 💜
Love the Stella box guitar! Love Jesse Welles music!
ive been really fuckin close recently man, kinda hope this gets lost. Your work has been helpinin a lot. That's comin from a kid who got way too lucky for his own good.
Always on point. I think a cover of oo de Lally from Robin hood would sound outstanding with your talents.
Its on his channel! And it's just as lovely as you can imagine.
Okay his voice scared the crap out of me
Damn, never would have thought Jesse spent time in a corporate setting lol
I feel like in a few years we will find out there was an actual destination that Jesse was walking to in each post. If we look through the videos, he is navigating his way through the woods until he makes it out, then travels across the country, until settling in another wooded area. But we won’t know any of this until the reveal, when it all makes sense.
Anyway. Great little song today! Always excited to get a notification for Jesse’s channel!!!
@@finnbadders it's all planned out and fake
My dude just gave a musical synopsis of Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber.
Love it -Unbelievable Jesse 😁😎😘
Another Feather in your cap!!
❤
You’re a very transformative soul, keep doing what you do.
This hit hard