I literally have a word for this in Sicilian and Christ if I can remember how to pronounce it it's where a man has a woman besides his wife and his wife knows about it and in most cases considers it beneficial it came up several times on The Sopranos I know it starts with a g is all I can remember. Ironically this guy's somehow married and also hitched his trailer onto a reverse gold digger. You hear of these mythical unicorns but in my experience I have yet to see proof of their existence. I know a lot of people are going to hate me for this but in my experience I've only known to women who we're financially sound and not looking for a financially based relationship and by the time I met them if you're wondering they were married. I was offered a rather unique relationship when I was in my twenties however and I turned it down because I didn't like the risk factor. For about a year I knew somebody that was a retired model and after a while she started approaching me about moving in with her because she wanted a young guy in her life. She wasn't Donald Trump rich or anything like that but she was really well off. Problem was she was in the u.s. she literally offered to send me a plane ticket and so on. I didn't want to end up after maybe 5 years being replaced by a new model and that immediately ending up on the street on top of the fact how hard it is to get American citizenship. I've known the people that were living in the US without having citizenship from Canada in similar situations to what I'm describing and when their partner dropped their ass they were immediately super screwed we're talking about cardboard box on the street and the snap of your fingers. Two women that I know of that were well off before they got married one of them married a carpenter or contractor I forget which of those the guy was he was a fairly well-to-do blueshirt hard worker she made a lot more than he did given her particular job choice and she used to use about that usually it's women hatching their trailer on some guy that's well off but she was already fine long before she got married I forget what the hell The Other Woman did I think she was an investment banker or real estate and she married a guy that was minimum wage clerk at Sam's store.
@@Alejandrothegoat24 Basically, she said, but didn't say. "So you're buying my husband all the nice shit I'm using/he's buying me? Then I'll let you date my husband and we can just pretend he's not married." You must be young if you didn't get the plot.
Jeenie: So you got an interesting call from a girl named Kris today Johnny: Kris? ...Oh. oh no you found out about my sugar mommy! Jeenie: No no no no no. *our* sugar mommy
@@merlinwei Nah, I think "Sugar Babes" is just. If Jhonny's the Daddy in the relationship, then Kris is the Baby... Thus, "Sugar Babes", unless she's the Mommy
@@lesbian_loser2335 yep that's why he and her phone has her label as sugar babe meaning just like how some girls label men sugar daddies he's just using her for the money
Oooh so her husband is the sugar baby being showered with expensive gifts. What a twist! Well at least he still thought of his wife with that Prada shopping spree. At this point that other woman is both their girlfriend now😂
Plot twist: jeanie made this video just to write off her recent shopping trip as a business expense
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ok this needs to be pinned
@@jeenie.weenie hi jeenie
Edit: i just said “hi” but i got this much likes only in 2 days eomma, appa ur lazy daughter is famous now 😭✨
wait that's genius
Yes
Plot twist, Kris was also there buying stuff also.
She switched sides faster than the speed of light. 🗿
Shame on bollywood 😅
@@Dhanush_thalaivar.Shame on you for posting this useless comment here -_-
😅
Surrender now or prepare to fight?
faster than italy in both world wars
When the breadwinner of your family is your husband's gf
This comment made me lol
@@marissa8628I FOUND SOME1 WHO FINALLY USES THE LOL RIGHTTT
Hilarious !
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
The ‘EXSQUUUUEEEEZE ME?’ 💀
She turned into jar jar binks right there 💀
but girls love sayin it this way tho
Giiiiiiirlll im just kiddding
Obviously yall have never seen the white chicks movie
@@heyikindalikeyouobviously you never seen Wayne's World
shit went from “Who tf” to “your mommy is my mommy” real quick
Because if this was real she would be a stupid sell out for money. Playing that girl and taking from her behind her back.
True
😭😭😭😭
REPENT ACTS 2;38 JESUS IS COMING SOON REVELATION 22;7 JEHOVAH IS THE TRUE NAME OF GOD PSALMS 83;18
STOP SAYING BAD WORDS BAD FINGERS SHARE THE GOSPEL BEFORE ITS TOO SPREAD LOVE NOT HATE
The fact he got himself a gf to pay for his wifes expenses 😂
True supporter
true love
Thats the right reason to cheat👍
That's real love
Extra points on both of them being knockouts XD
"Welcome to the family" 😂😂😂
The Collab we didn’t know we needed😂😂😂❤❤❤
No kidding ❤😂
I didn't know who Kris was when I first saw this
😂😂Hardworking husband and understanding wife 😂😂
??
This is more real than you think in Hong Kong hehe
ya….fr………totally 😅
Perfect match
When he said he'd do anything for her....
“Ex-squeeze me” caught me off guard 😂😂
If you don’t already know, It’s from the movie White Chicks. I say it sometimes too.
Squeeze you, why I hardly even know you.
Try Wayne's World
@@BijinMCMXCI say it all the time, but I didn't know it was from a movie
@@BijinMCMXC it’s from Wayne’s World originally
Plot twist: kris tells Jonny how his sister pranked her and Jonny said I don’t have a sister 😂
"I'm his sister 😇😇😇" all innocent to a different level lol
A collab we never asked for but we really needed
Yes!❤
literallyyyyyyyy
They must do more
Yeah, this was *amazing*! :-D
I still don't understand why "Kris" was dressed like Jean Gray from the X-Men 😅
“GiRl I wAs KiDdInG I’m HiS SiStEr” 😂
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bahahahah
That Netflix access was the deal breaker.
“Exsqeeuse me?”
That’s the cutest thing I heard today😂❤
“I don’t like you, but I need you”
Oh, yapppp😛😛
🙈🙈🙈
Then cheat on him
Win the divorce trail because *sparkles emoji* women *sparkles emoji*
And take everything
Feminists in a nutshell
thats what you call, using someone..
"You can cheat if you share the benefit"
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
😆 🤣 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣swears
Good on Sun Tzu,
✍️if ✍️you ✍️share...
art of chick war 😂
She almost fired her HUSBAND from his job 😂 and her credit card 💳
the "IT WAS CLOSE"😂😂😂😂😂
the wife made the adjustment, she's now the secret wife 😂
❤❤❤❤❤no his cousin 😂😂😂😂😂
Jeanie weenie 😅😅😅😅🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻😘😘😘😘🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
To the big white guy
I literally have a word for this in Sicilian and Christ if I can remember how to pronounce it it's where a man has a woman besides his wife and his wife knows about it and in most cases considers it beneficial it came up several times on The Sopranos I know it starts with a g is all I can remember.
Ironically this guy's somehow married and also hitched his trailer onto a reverse gold digger. You hear of these mythical unicorns but in my experience I have yet to see proof of their existence. I know a lot of people are going to hate me for this but in my experience I've only known to women who we're financially sound and not looking for a financially based relationship and by the time I met them if you're wondering they were married. I was offered a rather unique relationship when I was in my twenties however and I turned it down because I didn't like the risk factor. For about a year I knew somebody that was a retired model and after a while she started approaching me about moving in with her because she wanted a young guy in her life. She wasn't Donald Trump rich or anything like that but she was really well off. Problem was she was in the u.s. she literally offered to send me a plane ticket and so on. I didn't want to end up after maybe 5 years being replaced by a new model and that immediately ending up on the street on top of the fact how hard it is to get American citizenship. I've known the people that were living in the US without having citizenship from Canada in similar situations to what I'm describing and when their partner dropped their ass they were immediately super screwed we're talking about cardboard box on the street and the snap of your fingers. Two women that I know of that were well off before they got married one of them married a carpenter or contractor I forget which of those the guy was he was a fairly well-to-do blueshirt hard worker she made a lot more than he did given her particular job choice and she used to use about that usually it's women hatching their trailer on some guy that's well off but she was already fine long before she got married I forget what the hell The Other Woman did I think she was an investment banker or real estate and she married a guy that was minimum wage clerk at Sam's store.
@@peterparker6584
You really wrote all that ?
Johnny comes home to find an angry Jennie, Johnny; So you found out??
Jennie; Yes, and don't you dare mess this up for me!!😜
Facts
its jeenie not blackpink's jennie
Fr 💀
@@Jazz-jq1hs No it's the spelling her her name is spelt as Jeenie (the creator of the vid) and bp (a Blackpink member) is spelt as Jennie
@@Jazz-jq1hs💀
“That was close” got me dying 😂😂😂
“Exquweeze me!” My family friend says that too😂😂😂
She went from "Die in a fire" to "You pay my mortgage???" Instantaneously
House mortgage*
😂
"EXSQUUUUEEEEZE ME" got me dying💀
*"EXSQUEEZE ME?"* Reminds me of Kevin and Marcus being Brittany and Tiffany 😂😂😂
“You better leave that woman”
“You better share that woman”
(edit: bruh how the hell did this get 10k likes what 😭)
hahaha
😂🤣
You win
Actually share that man
You win the internet.. 😂
When Jeenie asked "Who is this?" I thought Kris would say "Kall me, Kris"
Clever one
Missed opportunity
NAH FR
😆
That should have happened
Éxsquuuueeezw me? 😂😂😂 made me pass through the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂
Is no one going to mention that Kris is still in her Gynormo cosplay? Rofl😂
Finally!! I had to scroll so far into comments to find someone asking about her 70s sci-fi outfit. Thank you
The "she can have my husband if she buys me Prada" part was hilarious! 🤣
What
When did she say that
@@Alejandrothegoat24 basically what she said but probs not that far.. she more saying I'll share for my sake..
@@Alejandrothegoat24 Basically, she said, but didn't say. "So you're buying my husband all the nice shit I'm using/he's buying me? Then I'll let you date my husband and we can just pretend he's not married." You must be young if you didn't get the plot.
@@Alejandrothegoat24she said I'm his sister is the best answer for this question
"Jeenie is a perfect gold digger"
*Ayo, why is jeenie chasing me with a crowbar*
She just wanted you to help her in the construction.
Here’s your 1000th like.
Only 2 comments and wow 1.6 likes lemme fix that
Only 3 comments and 1.8k likes lemee fix that
Only 4 comments and 2k likes lemme fix that
"THiS iS hiS WiFE SPeAkiNG" got me dying on the floor😂
Edit: thanks for one like
The moment the girlfriend realizes you're CHASING THAT BAG to make a good life for her lol
The fact these 2 did a collab which I never expected honestly gives me life 😩☕️
They did collabs before and theyre besties tho...
Ayoo
Gives you life?? Fr??
Oh same😭
@@user-en4kn2gx4s oh shit- I didn't know that-
Jeenie: So you got an interesting call from a girl named Kris today
Johnny: Kris? ...Oh. oh no you found out about my sugar mommy!
Jeenie: No no no no no. *our* sugar mommy
@@sh24488 lol
"OUR sugar mommy" that is the most 'wife quote's to quote a wife. 🤣🤣🤣
@@gunblade7610 we
hahaha xD
This is hilarious
I love that you worked together with kallmekris ❤
She switched like a chemeleon changes its colour 😂
Plot twist: Kris quickly used Johnny's instructions on what to say in case his wife answers. It was a close call for the three of them. 🤣🤣🤣
That’s genius😂
He got his GF to get his wife's approval. Now, he doesn't even need to hide it. Pure genius.
SEVERELY underrated comment!
But what if she knows that I know that she knows that I know...
😂😂😂
Kris’ collab was unexpected ❤
Word
For word
Her nips too, lmao
Is no one going to mention that Kris is still in her Gynormo cosplay? Rofl😂
The way she said "I am his sisteeeeeeh 😂
girl i am jusssttrr kiddinggg was the cutestttt
"who is this?"
"Kris, Call me Kris"
I'm kallmekris, and you can call me Kris.
and ?
You dont need to put that much of strenuous witty persuasive effort into making a script for a titktak anyway.
🤣🤣🤣
It’s Chris (short for Christopher), not Kris
Should've known the moment he named her "~Sugar~ Babes" 😂🤣
It should be Sugar Mommy😂
@@merlinwei Nah, I think "Sugar Babes" is just. If Jhonny's the Daddy in the relationship, then Kris is the Baby... Thus, "Sugar Babes", unless she's the Mommy
When the husband got home hes never going back outside ever again 💀💀
Why is this so underrated 😂❤
We know that they had a collab now, but let’s talk about Kris’s outfit cause it’s looking amazing
I never knew I needed this collab 😂
Sameeeee
I was thinking about her outfit but was like nobody would be paying attention on the outfit lol
Stay tuned !! We doing a show together and it’ll be launching on RUclips!! 😍😍😍😍
She looks like a super hero. 10/10 would smash, at the risk of being smashed in the process.
@@Instabruh.User.. 💀💀💀
I love how she just went “That was close” instead of going to her husband straight away
Edit : 5k likes already
How long till we can get rid of @instagram user
I made the likes 1k!!
Because the whole joke is her husband hasn’t been paying for that stuff so if she got her husband to stop dating Kris she would loose all that stuff
@@Instabruh.User.. I’m not even gonna look saying stuff like that I know your Ducking psychotic and a bot
@@lesbian_loser2335 yep that's why he and her phone has her label as sugar babe meaning just like how some girls label men sugar daddies he's just using her for the money
MY JAW DROPPED WHEN KRIS SHOWED UP ❤
The "exsqueeze me" was straight out of the 70s show Mind Your Language 😂
How fast Jeenie switched up tho 😂
And this is the collab I never knew I needed 😋
Lol....baap bada na bhaiya sabse bada rupaiya
IKR LMAO
Hoe she was out to get her but switched it up real quick 😂😂
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE OMG
@@Instabruh.User.. wtf
YOU RLLY SAID “NO GURL I WANT THAT STUFF HAHAHA IM JUST HIS SIS!!”😅
Yay guys I have a new step-girlfriend!!! Awwwww
@@jeenie.weenie 😂😂😂
@@Instabruh.User.. 💀bro what?
@@jeenie.weenie 💀💀😩
@@jeenie.weenie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
She took *"Not everyone wants money, some wants love.................BUT I WANT MONEY."* To another level
Kallmykris what’s the perfect person for this 😂
“EXSQUUUUEEEEZE ME?” That sounds like something my little sister would say 😭🤠
Oh yeah 😂😂😂😂
Dude sus
That’s something I would say lol😅😂
For real she was lIKE EXSQUUUUEEeEze me?!
Jar jar.
The “GIrl I was.. KIDDING iM HiS ✨siSTer✨” got rolling down a hill then died- 💀🪦
Sad story, 😪🤧😢 R.I.P.
At least you was able to post this while dead, so that's a good sign. 👍
WwwwwwHhhHHhHHHHHHy😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😖 you didnt deserve this hope your famialy sue this woman for her lethal jokes
@@stevenmack9948 yes
Let me get this straight... you were sitting on top of a hill, and you saw this and just decided to kill yourself?
@@stevenmack9948 lol
"That was close" Killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"iM hIs sIsTeR" just 😭🍑👽☠️cute☺️ tho lol😅😂
The moment jeenie knew she will also benefit at their relationship, she just let it slide. Lol.
@@Instabruh.User.. anddd report.
@@NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc same. They did the same with Mermaidscales
" He's only doing this side work gig to take care of his REAL Bae!"
@@Instabruh.User.. your mum didnt say that when i gave herr my vitamin D bro.
These Bots i cant anymore
“Exqueeze me??”
“Giiiirl im just kidding im his sisteeeeeeeeeer”
😃-
edit: TYSM FOR THESE LIKESSSS
Part cracked me up! 😂
3k likes but 2 comments
I was gonna say that😅
@@rrscreative6564 5k 4 comment now✌🏻✨
@@abamninchannel9925 but your late
i feel like the ''exsqueeze me'' really squeeezedd me
That was literally like
'Never let them know your next move'
Husband being the sugar baby twist is hilarious
💀💀💀💀
And that too for the benefit of his wife!!!!
OMG!!, Jeenie looks so pretty! And I LOVE that she and Kris collabed! This is so beautiful!.
Ikr
Facts
She lookin like lord voldemort 💀
@@tryambaknathjha7574 and you be looking like a rotten fish 💀
@@Natsu_-45 ikr
Girl don’t want a man, she wants security 😂
EXSQUIUUEEEEZE ME had me dieing
The most unexpected yet needed colab ever
For real tuo
Yes! We demands more collab with these two!
@@gamecrazygrl agreed let’s start a petition
@@RJNewbz would you know how to start one? Bc i don't 😅
@@gamecrazygrl it was more of a joke cus I dont know either lol
Sugarbabe be like: "I'm kidding, I'm his mother."
I'll be even more concerned if someone named their mom's contact as "sugarbabe"
@@abyadhnip6929 imagine tho 💀😅
@@abyadhnip6929 Damn💀
@@abyadhnip6929 yeah, it should be sugar mama
@@melisasun8540 hold up-
Help I didn’t know we needed this duo 😂
"GIRL I'm just kidding, I'm his sister" inside her mind: I'ma beat his butt when I can. also in her mind: I love this man
“Whew, we almost lost a good one”😅🤣
Lmao
"...And that, kids, is the true story of how I met your mother."
wich one bro
which one😭😂😂
Witch ones cackle cackle
Lol
Lmao!
"EQUESSSSSSS ME, THIS IS HIS wife SPEAKING" LMAO
At least she was being honest😂
Alr you guys can we have a moment to appreciate how beautiful Jennie's Step-girlfriend is 😭🖐🏻
Girlfriend-in-law?
@@Laecy no step-girlfriend
They are both beautiful
we love kall me kris she’s so funny
@@Laecy Sister-in-law.
Alternate title: "When you find out you have a sugar mommy"
What made it funny was the title. Thought this was gonna be a normal cheaters reel
Didn't see that coming.
She was like: AH YES! *FREE* Tesla,Prada gift certificate and an account on Netflix 😃
You and KallMeKris......perfect duo, both of you guys are INCREDIBLY hilarious. "Exsqueeze me" " welcome to the family,BAI!!!"
"kris' girlfriend?!!"
"No this is Patrick!"
Lol
Spongebob is applicable to everything in life.
LMAO
I was the 800th like
I remember that classic is this the crusty crab house this is Patrick
I thought this was gonna be like “actors take their roles very seriously”
700th like 🎉🎊🥳
His gf is definetely a Yellow Ranger
why did she look like Nicolas Cage at the end 😆
"EXQUEEEEZE ME" Got me rollin 😂💀
Btw great collab Jeenie & Kris
Yeeesssss hahahaha
We didn't see Jeenie Weenie for months, and now she's collaborating with Kris, I mean Kallmekris. Nice comeback 👍
When you have to milk the cow for all its worth 😂😂😂😂
The way she said "THAT WAS CLOSE" got me rolling on the floor 😂
"EXSQUEEESSSSSSSEE ME!? " 🤣🤣🤣
"Your man has another girl"
shook
"She's a sugar mommy"
i sleep
If she’s a sugar mommy I’m gonna want to know if she’s up for girls too because… 😌
@@loveloveaii lmao 💀
@@loveloveaii Honestly same 😂😂 I need a lil sugar too, why not? 🤷🏻♀️
EXQUEEEEEZE ME?! got me rolling on the floor
That man is working harder than both of those women just to keep both of them happy
Two legends in one video, legendary collaboration✨
Who are they?
Legends😂😂😂 wtf
Who? 🤨
@@ahamadsemiyan7760jeenie weenie and kallmekris
"Hey Johnny Your Sister Picked Up My Call"
"johnny:I Don't Have A Sister
Biggest plot twist lolll
Two things can happen:
1. He can play along
2. He says he doesnt have a sister
LMFAO
Oh he will have a sister soon
"OH SHIIIIIII- I MEAN I DO HAVE A SISTER
Kid sister, I’m actually his cousin.
hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha you get it, she didnt want to lose out on material possessions. Man, what humor. Genius!
EXSQUUUUEEEEZE ME HAD ME ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂
omg kris and jeenie the PERFECT match!!!
My 2 favs!
@@the_dark_storm shut up
kris jenner😨
@@frockfor krissss
Lucky man
Oooh so her husband is the sugar baby being showered with expensive gifts. What a twist! Well at least he still thought of his wife with that Prada shopping spree. At this point that other woman is both their girlfriend now😂
Well shit Lol best way to look at it, but I still find a escape route before his new supply dumps him 😂
Best comment
Twist? Have to been in the world lately? Women buy the men now.
in today's society that might work out 😄😁😆😅🤣
"Welcome to the family byyyye!" 😂😂😂🤣
Almost lost a good one there😅
Oh my gosh! The Collab we never knew we needed!
He not cheating, he securing the bag! Lmbo