The Tank Tier List
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- Опубликовано: 4 дек 2021
- #Tanks #TierList #Eta320
Welcome everyone to the one, the only, Tank Tier List!
I'm genuinely surprised I'm the first person to do this (On youtube at least from what I can tell). Tankery seems like the perfect genre to generate some fantastic Tier Lists, but oh well, what do I know? I'm just a little man. Little guy...
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Do you agree with our list?
Too bad
I agree with the Bob semple rant LMAO
Why no french bois? I can you at least give a rating for the somua s35?
There are alot of things I don't agree in that list
0:52 what about Gup
Wtf was that t-34 take the originale t-34 if you gota rank it
''No french or ww1 tanks'' >starts with a french ww1 tank. oh this is gonna be good 👌
He also ironically says "Tanks and anime aren't related"
Then references Girls Un Panzer when presenting the Pz. IV D
Exactly
The fact that the tier list opened with the tiger at SS tier and no following commentary blew my sides to orbit😂
The tiger in SS made me chuckle
Same
And you guys like a shitty Sherman, cuz in my opinion of the Sherman, it f@king sucks, cuz the armor is completely f@ked, even a small tank can take it out
1:53
Eta320: "I'm not going to include any WW1 tanks"
literally seconds later: "So first up the St. Chammond..."
Love the Centurion, PzIII, Char B1, Panther, all being given the title of "first main battle tank" :'D
I agree that the Bob Semple is absolute s@*t, but I do think it is a pretty good meme tank.
The meme is fine, just overplayed imo
I'm okay with taking the flak for this one, this is the hill I die on
If it had at least a 20mm main gun, less machineguns and a little bit more armor, maybe, just _maaaybe_ it could have been -good- passable, but eh, the guy that made it did the best he could with the materials they had.
@@danielm.595 The armor was literally just sheet metal that would struggle to stop rifle rounds, it was a big bulky box designed like a ghetto WW1 tank for WW2 and if I remember right moved at like 8 mph. I think even calling it passable is really overselling it even with some upgrades. Had New Zealand been invaded it would have just been target practice for Japanese 37mm AT, AT rifles and maybe even aircraft
@danielm.595 originally it was meant to have a main gun that wasn't a mg but if i remember the brits didnt end up sending them
Honestly i’ve never really understood why the Bob Semple became such a meme. It was just one of dozens of shed built domestic tanks from the Second World War, and was neither the best nor the worst of the lot.
Yo that fire truck bonus round was a surprise but a very welcome one
(Edit- look up T-34 big wind, it's literally just a tank with 2 jet engines to blow the fire out. They be drinking some strong stuff over there)
"Anime and tanks have nothing to do with eachother"
*Proceeds to make multiple GuP references*
Gup needs more popularity frfr
13:04 panzer iv D : dont do a headon you wont survive it
The Tiger in the SS tier, well done Sir, very well done.
6:06 Ah! You remembered! (Feels loved) - On a side-note, clearly the MkIV is the first MBT, I mean, come on people!
0:52 Girls und Panzer: "am I a joke to you"
the panzer 4 short 75 in the video is straight up a picture of teh girls und panzer tank
He makes multiple GuP reference like
"If you can launch this thing off a Type 89"
And
"Removing the speed limiter"
Just wanna say that in real life, the frontal armour of the saint chamond could be penetrated by a pistol.
*yeah let that sink in*
Of course YOU spread all of this German propaganda...
What handgun can penetrate 11mm of steel?
@@carterjones8126 maybe a weakspot in the armor
0:53 Girls und panzers: Am I a joke to you?
If we’re really thinking about it critically, the Sherman was the first MBT.
I'd say the Panther fits the criterea better. The MBT is basically the midpoint between a WW2 Medium and WW2 Heavy, and the Sherman is *very* much a medium tank. The Panther, however, has a powerful gun(that maintains both a reasonable rate of fire and ammo load), is more heavily armored than a medium but still faster than a heavy.
Note: I'm aware the Sherman's gun wasn't anemic. But it certainly errs more towards "good enough" rather than truly "good", while the Panther's gun was...the Panther's gun.
@@RaptorJesusI don't think this was supposed to be serious. Also the Panther has a lot of the traits of an MBT, but the soft factors (reliability, ergonomics) let it down.
The cromwell being bad?? The cromwell was a very good tank! And gave birth to the comet! The best british tank of the war.
Also churchill deserves more credit due to its croc and avre form
Since I made this video I have learned more about the Cromwell, and agree it shouldve been higher
@@eta320 i didnt expect a reply! For that il subscribe in hopes for more vids on british tanks!
*tapping foot aggressively*
Girls und Panzer be like: 0:53
> one, the only, Tank Tier List!
I did one a couple of years ago, tried to catch onto the tier list craze I must have done something wrong ;w;
ETA: I’m not gonna use French or World War One tanks. Also ETA: rates a French ww1 tank
These premiers are a pain when u realise its not today at 16:00 but in 2 Days
I’m a little tease srry :)
Girls and Panzer would like to know your location
Literally the first thing that went through my head.
Yes but what is the first main battle tank!?!?!?!
So..many...GuP jokes
I love it
0:50 Girls und Panzer: allow me to introduce my self
0:53 "anime and tanks have nothing to do with each other"
Girls und Panzer
In spite of their outdatedness the Italian tanks were noted to be very well made, and they had a mock up for a tank which at the time would have been able to go toe to toe with what the western allies were throwing at them it was the P-43 and it used their 90mm. However it never left the design phase and many things are unknown about it like what transition and engine it would use. Would have been a solid tank had it ever been produced and is my personal favorite. And you should have done the Jumbo 76 instead of the regular Jumbo
“Anime and tanks have nothing to do with each other”
•laughs in Girls und panzer•
Oh god not the Goliath I hate that thing when I’m not using it
As a Czech, i am absolutely pleased with your ranking of the LT Vz. 38
Me to
History tells us that every country invented the first main battle tank.
7:20 No one: Scp-096: *screams of anguished rage*
Bullshit, clearly medieval knights were the first main battle tanks.
IS and Katysha being together is nice, cause Katysha was called "Stalin's Organ" and IS stand for Iosif Stalin
"Anime and tanks have nothing to do with each other"
-me "Thank God he's an innocent soul"
Little did he know...
He did@@youlocalshitposter7232
Little did he know
@@youlocalshitposter7232 he did, in fact, know
Eta: "Anime and tanks have nothing to do with eachother"
Me: Girls und Panzer?
Battleblock music. Love it
you know much more than I do on tanks, but I am still the superior tank guy
I shall therefore make a response video to this and will it will defenetly be superior in any point to this
*laughs in canadian*
Finally, a worthy opponent.
Our battle will be legendary!
why is the bob semple at the F tier, that's heracy
The St.Chamond should be in S teir for smoke inhalation.
The way he put the tiger in SS before it began makes part of me think he’s that “ooh, the tiger is the best tank of the war” guy.
How many panzer 4’s worth of metal dos it take to make a Maus
B O B S E M P L E
At least we Hungarians got represented by that FUCKING UNIT of a firetruck
Me actually being polish:
*Pulls out UR*
Funny you put the Maus in ASS tier
Ass in German means Ace
I like it how you put Tiger I to SS tier even before starting the other tanks! Finally, somebody understands me!
the tiger just being in SS with no mention caused me to fucking lose it
Ww1 should bring in the views it’s LITERALLY THE WAR THAT CHANGED ALL WARS
1:16 scream of mental pain
"France [...] Sorry, but y'all just literally don't matter and you should be ashamed [...]"
"I'm also not going to include any WW1 tanks [...]"
*"So, first up we have the Saint Chamond :) !"*
Me: "Well that was a fuckin' lie..."
lmao rhythm heaven music at the end
3:40 - Best Noice Ever
"Anime and tanks have nothing to do with each other"
Meanwhile, Girls und Panzer:
0:51
alright, who knows where that one video of the tank fighting the gundum robot thing anime style?
I count 8 GuP references, but I may be wrong.
Eta320 : no french tank and no ww1 tank
Eta320 2 second later : now the saint chamond(french ww1 tank)
what do u mean by Anime and tanks have nothing to do with each other?
Girls und panzer exist ._.
He made like 3 GuP references in this video. Do you think he doesn't know?
. Tank fans🤝Warhammer 40k fans
Say the exact same jokes every fucking time
What the fuck is that big wheel Sherman called and what was its use?
If you do really believe that the Panzer III was an MBT and the first one, I can explain why it's not in one very simple way. MBTs are meant to do every job that a tank can and the Panzer III specifically was not. It was literally designed and produced alongside the Panzer IV and meant to complement each other. The later German adoption of heavy tanks as breakthrough weapons to complement the Panzer IV and Panther, a concept which was being worked on years before the Tiger came out, also automatically rules out those two as being MBTs. This is also the same reason that the T-34 isn't an MBT like some people say, it served alongside other tanks meant to fulfill different roles. Meanwhile, when you look at a modern military they have either the one up to date MBT or a mix of several that they use for all tank roles, while any other armored vehicles are not tanks but IFVs, recon vehicles, SPGs etc. Really even some early cold war tanks that some people call MBTs like the T-54/T-55 for example were seen as more of an advanced medium tank since they operated alongside tanks like the IS-3/T-10M.
This same logic is also most of the reason that that redditor's comment on the B1 is completely wrong, because it was the heavy breakthrough tank in the dynamic that would operate alongside cavalry tanks and etc. Hope you found my midnight sleepless rant interesting, thank you for coming to my TED talk
I really thought this was an April Fools joke video, then i opened the description and saw it was uploaded on December 5th.
It should have been an April fools yes but I’m dumb
@@eta320 Lmao, i mean, it was still funny. But i'd be willing to bet had i actually scrolled down to read other comments i can only imagine how many heads it just straight up _sailed_ over.
honestly to me that is even funnier
@@eta320 It kinda is, isn't it?
What’s the source of the chieftain clip at 4:17 ? I wanna watch more of it and can’t find it anywhere
It’s from an old video of his called “Why The Sherman Was What It Was.” The original video was taken down off RUclips but The_Chieftain re recorded it in his office and left a link to another website where you can find the original
@@eta320 thanks
Battleblock theatre music is 😫😎
14:35 Why? Because anything that is a problem is no longer a problem when Sturmtiger fires....
pershing belongs in A tier honestly
yes!
Remember me when you go big :-D
Is that… a Tiger in the SS category? Ahhhhhh please don’t ever change
No ww1 tanks, and yet the first one is ww1, and it’s A teir?! That’s thing can be pinned by a standard of issue pistol and get stuck on a curb
Jpanther?
Have you see. T34
0:52 are you sure about that? Ever heard of Girls and Panzer or the anime called Gate?
When you asked was invading like the Middle East during like they're 2000 you don't they found they found tankettes basically amongst the enemy tanks compounds could you just imagine that Abrams growing up and just looking over and it's a little tiny tankett just parked over there ready for war
Yes
So you say anime and tanks do not go togther um have wtached girls und panzer or azure lane wich was ships but thir was also a game with tank girls and anime so it has a place.
Not gonna include Swedish tanks!? Well, good day, sir!
0:52 ☝🤓erm actually, there is any entire anime bout tanks. the main aspect is a sport called "tankery"
This aged well
watching Eta's videos is like studying at a international school in North Korea
0:18 because Avatar is the GOAT
Sav m/43 WHEN
Bob Semple haters when they discover Yugoslavian improvised tank memes
You mean the 122mm Sherman?
@@NotGrimman But wait! There's more!
GUP reference counter. 4
Clueless tier list 10/10
the strum tiger is way better then the tigr irl man i dont think the tiger even had a use it was kinda unnecessary and a waste of money lol
Italy should have been given It's own tier, simply due to their pasta penatrating rounds
I strongly disagree with your placement of the Cromwell. I think the Cromwell was an excellent tank. It had a top speed of 40km/h and had a pretty low profile meaning that it could skip around the battlefield like a goat and quickly exploit the paper thin sides of German tanks: just like a good cruiser tank was designed to do whilst remaining undetected. It could sport a 75mm 6 pounder gun of which shells could be shared both British and American Shermans meaning closer cooperation between other troops and cheaper since different shells is more expensive than using one caliber. It had pretty decent visibility as well since it had 8 periscopes for the commander of which he could rotate them with the hatch. The gun sights were easy to use and displayed a generous amount of information. It was also similarly reliable and “swappable” with its parts as the Sherman. It’s hull, though modified, was a base for other tanks like the comet, charioteer, challenger and avenger. All of which featured a 17 pounder gun (the exception being the charioteer that had a humongous 20 pounder gun). It could definitely be said that it was the British version of the Sherman except shorter and a little bit more cramped and more difficult to get in and out, but the fundamentals of both tanks are pretty similar. I would give it maybe a A/B tier. It was exactly what the British needed for the last few years of the war and that’s what the got. Perfect.
"Poland contributed nothing to the war"
>Was the first country to be invaded
>Highest Jewish death toll, naybe even general civilian death toll
>Fought the Germans beginning to end
Yep, nothing :)
Imagine if the IS-7 was made 1 year earlier 💀
the PZ III cannot be the first MBT
no tank that can't shoot good HE isn't going to be good as an MBT
No french ? its like à WWI game without germany
Kinda cool vid, but too serious for me, you really should do some anime jokes, maybe put some meme picture instead of real pictures. Or even my favorite - contradict yourself in the sentences next to each other with a straight face.
But the t34 wasent all wais apen top
it's a joke vid
Ok what the fuck sadly t manny un Historik myth’s in this video
U probably need to research british tanks more lol. The Churchill and Cromwell were better than you think lol.
Let me say this before watching the video. If the tiger 1 isn't d tier or lower, I'll be upset.
Alright it's in SS tier. Fits.
Tiger 1 better be in the top tier or else
Stop the hate on French people
French ppl are faster going in reverse
Ah yes the M4 and the M4 with the M4, also don't forget the M4, but the M4 kind of sucked.
Now honorable mentions, M4 taken by M4
And now the final....
Sherman.
I'm pretty sure that this video isn't serious
Racism tier list please