We Taze-fisted Each Other - Off Topic

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @JarekTM
    @JarekTM 6 лет назад +174

    Props to Alfredo for not dropping the pizza while getting tazed.

    • @krisi192995
      @krisi192995 6 лет назад +6

      A man must have priorities.

    • @JarekTM
      @JarekTM 6 лет назад +6

      DatSpecialSome 1 or a firm grasp. lol

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 6 лет назад +577

    *Official Achievement Hunter Porn Names:*
    Jack Hammer
    Michael Bones
    Geoff Slamsey
    Jeremy Screwley (AKA Rimmy Timjob)
    Ryan Hardwood
    Gavin Pre

  • @FruitH.
    @FruitH. 6 лет назад +179

    Jack - “ What’s the thing with Bowsette?”
    Jeremy - “ SHE’S HOT”
    :D lol

  • @quinless8028
    @quinless8028 6 лет назад +32

    I love how you can see the immediate dread on Alfredo’s face when Michael says “tase-fist”, like he’s thinking “homie, why would you mention that...”

  • @superjam675
    @superjam675 6 лет назад +202

    Just checked Jack's IMDb and he is credited in this off topic as Jack Hammer

  • @Karma-pq9fi
    @Karma-pq9fi 6 лет назад +274

    "my one regret of doing my softcore porns in LA"
    Jack Pattillo 2018

    • @JXEditor
      @JXEditor 6 лет назад +11

      *Jack Hammer 2018

  • @elimogan4099
    @elimogan4099 6 лет назад +188

    i love how jeremy's pubert adams joke went completely ignored

    • @GoldenSun5631
      @GoldenSun5631 6 лет назад +8

      eli mogan I know!!! Where’s Gavin when you need him

    • @tygeron3145
      @tygeron3145 6 лет назад +3

      Gavin wasn't there. Still watch the minecraft when Gavin was proven right.

    • @elimogan4099
      @elimogan4099 6 лет назад +6

      i still remember that minecraft, and im glad Jeremy does to

  • @fcrazyflood
    @fcrazyflood 6 лет назад +171

    I would actually pay money to have the whole AH crew voice a hentia
    Can we make that an extra life stretch goal?

    • @Spetia
      @Spetia 6 лет назад +31

      I just keep picturing Geoff cackling in the background of every persons audio, no matter what they are saying all you hear is Geoff losing it

    • @krisi192995
      @krisi192995 6 лет назад +3

      I'm in.

    • @RyuKaiShin2005
      @RyuKaiShin2005 4 года назад +1

      That puts a whole new meaning to a "stretch" goal.

    • @Johnnytahoe19
      @Johnnytahoe19 4 года назад

      Where do you watch extra life is it on rooster teeth

  • @chazzpearson5788
    @chazzpearson5788 6 лет назад +61

    Alfredo at 16:20 is a new Rainbow six mvp animation

  • @Bigrock624
    @Bigrock624 6 лет назад +281

    Its gonna be a agggaagaggahaah episode

  • @jebronlames4600
    @jebronlames4600 6 лет назад +80

    I hope they make an animated version of this lol. No means no! 1:07:32

    • @Faxonzeta
      @Faxonzeta 6 лет назад +8

      what was weird is he was into it and then just shifted just to taze her

    • @chubomikz7104
      @chubomikz7104 6 лет назад +4

      Just Zelda hitting on a plate of pasta and getting zapped

  • @gavvyg4507
    @gavvyg4507 6 лет назад +39

    That roleplay was amazing

  • @lukeepoo785
    @lukeepoo785 6 лет назад +53

    God dammit. I made it thirty minutes into this podcast before realizing that Jeremy is wearing Rimmy Tim leis.

    • @CoDMW2killa98
      @CoDMW2killa98 6 лет назад +3

      Lukee Poo It took me until after the second ad read like an hour in

    • @krisi192995
      @krisi192995 6 лет назад +1

      I'm at 1 hr 11 min...

  • @iLikpie110
    @iLikpie110 6 лет назад +125

    Hey its the Voice Actor for Zelda and Ash

    • @Joshie117
      @Joshie117 5 лет назад

      Wait what. Are you joking.

  • @hefgunsmith9238
    @hefgunsmith9238 6 лет назад +40

    Definitely an animated adventure needs to be made. So funny

  • @DaSimsNetwork
    @DaSimsNetwork 6 лет назад +10

    So sweet that they are doing Chicky-boo October. Let the chaos begin!

  • @crypto1223
    @crypto1223 6 лет назад +8

    That camera freakout when Patricia suggested she get tased back. Wow.

  • @MrMoustacheNinja
    @MrMoustacheNinja 5 лет назад +1

    This was an incredible podcast!!! Great length, never felt slow or boring, just perfect! Patricia is awesome! Love that she came back! Hope we see her again soon!! 😄😄😄😄

  • @StoneMonkWisdom
    @StoneMonkWisdom 6 лет назад +10

    1:28:15 BOWSETTE: Starting with the guest and the phone, Jack chimes in 15 seconds later with: "So, what's the deal with Bowsette?" if you wanted to hear them talk about the fan character.

  • @ricardoribeiro99
    @ricardoribeiro99 6 лет назад +84

    *No means NOOOOOOO!!!!*

  • @TheSpacemanjoe
    @TheSpacemanjoe 6 лет назад +34

    Damn Michael's turning into a dad. Soon hes gonna look like jack and Ryan and they will be the dad triplets

    • @bassdropheadshot
      @bassdropheadshot 6 лет назад +4

      But jack isn't a dad Geoff and Ryan are

    • @planchett3
      @planchett3 6 лет назад +3

      @@bassdropheadshot jack counts tho

  • @zakkeith1508
    @zakkeith1508 6 лет назад +16

    "Clash keeps Ash from running in the halls" - (2018 Colorized)

  • @Hobowrath23
    @Hobowrath23 6 лет назад

    I love you guys. Between Michaels anger, Lil J's drunkenness, Jack losing his shit laugh, Gavin's stupidity and Geoff's great mind you all have kept me going and laughing in this bad spot in my life where i feel alone and deppressed but this group never fails to put a smile on my face. Thank you all for being the amazing people you are
    -Tegan

  • @ArthurDent12
    @ArthurDent12 6 лет назад +162

    No means no!

  • @mynxiejean1169
    @mynxiejean1169 6 лет назад +48

    Michael's hair is extra floofy today and I can't stop staring

    • @joycor1419
      @joycor1419 5 лет назад +2

      Mynxie Jean full Max mode

  • @jacobclark3884
    @jacobclark3884 6 лет назад +17

    Give Jeremy a mohawk, he's totally Joakim Brodén. (Lead singer of Sabaton) especially with the aviators.

  • @Teskmehu
    @Teskmehu 6 лет назад +9

    Am Swedish, can confirm that I have indeed _seen_ pizzas with mayonnaise and/or peas on them, but I can also assure that they're absolutely not conventional toppings.
    Specific pizza places will sometimes have one or two items on their menu that are a bit... out there for the sake of originality, and these are the exception, not the norm.

    • @BestClone
      @BestClone 6 лет назад

      I've never heard of it myself! Odd. I agree with the way you ended that, they're exceptions, not the norm, for sure.

  • @RedMo46
    @RedMo46 6 лет назад +17

    Families who taze fist together, stay together

  • @CButtonshaw
    @CButtonshaw 6 лет назад +11

    1:06:00 anyone else hear Broadcast screaming "please sign a release!!" over and over?

  • @hyperqueenhzm
    @hyperqueenhzm 6 лет назад

    The Jack and Jeremy tazing scenario is my absolute favorite! I busted out laughing!!!

  • @GourryGabriev25
    @GourryGabriev25 6 лет назад +13

    I lost it at jack talking about his past job in soft pron

  • @gamedog7730
    @gamedog7730 6 лет назад +4

    Thank you, Eric. I love you.

  • @081chaz
    @081chaz 6 лет назад +135

    Really thought that Barbara was on the show for a second

  • @hydelta
    @hydelta 6 лет назад +21

    Aaaaand we're back to not having credits...

  • @biancanyemchek760
    @biancanyemchek760 4 года назад +1

    I adore the fact that fredo managed to hold on to the pizza while being tazed

  • @DupsterMan
    @DupsterMan 6 лет назад +19

    Can we get a RT Docs of AH traveling around the world eating McDonald’s

  • @Friendlysociopath
    @Friendlysociopath 6 лет назад +10

    You keep your hands off innocent and pure Alfredo!

  • @MajesticDuck
    @MajesticDuck 6 лет назад +13

    THERE IS A NEW GMOD COMING. FINALLY

  • @CButtonshaw
    @CButtonshaw 6 лет назад +3

    Lindsay wearing jean jacket with Sailor Moon patches.... HELLO 90s I missed you

  • @looler12123
    @looler12123 6 лет назад

    1:41:47 Jack's delivery of the "then she takes off her crown..." joke was exemplary! Also, Patricia Sumersett is probably my favorite guest star of the series, so all in all, great episode!

  • @nadjorr804
    @nadjorr804 6 лет назад +25

    They should have done Genital Jousting for October and called it "Cocktober" :)

  • @dyferyhm
    @dyferyhm 6 лет назад

    Dad Michael is officially my new favorite, he goods around and haves fun like normal but every once in a while he goes " Now why would you do that ?" And it makes me so happy.

  • @cameronhart6021
    @cameronhart6021 6 лет назад +26

    Lindsay is actually 100% right if you can wield the hammer mjolnir you become Thor at least that's how it is in the comics

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 6 лет назад

      COHBEK Industries which is why female Thor is bullshit

    • @Bleax
      @Bleax 6 лет назад +6

      How is female thor bullshit? If she can wield the hammer then she is thor..

    • @nivlac024
      @nivlac024 6 лет назад +5

      @@NinjaTyler how is it bullshit? She was worthy she gets the power of thor.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 6 лет назад

      @@Bleax but she wasn't Thor, she was female thor

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 6 лет назад

      @@nivlac024 you don't just get the power of Thor you become him, you become Thor , she didn't, she only took his name

  • @conorgray511
    @conorgray511 6 лет назад +91

    Though that was Seth Rogen in the thumbnail, but then I realised it was fucking Michael.

    • @ethanmagdaleno5332
      @ethanmagdaleno5332 6 лет назад +2

      conorgray511 if he had the beard like Seth I'd be able to see it

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 6 лет назад +1

      Are you an actual crazy person?

    • @AlienGuy16
      @AlienGuy16 6 лет назад +1

      I absolutely see it lmao. Michael could pass as his son in that pic

    • @cowboycolts
      @cowboycolts 6 лет назад

      Nope, just Michael Burns

  • @CamronLarge
    @CamronLarge 6 лет назад +4

    Alfredo so cool. Great pickup

  • @MardonNaLou
    @MardonNaLou 6 лет назад +19

    TTT Taser-fist punishment. I need it.

  • @isakuitert8551
    @isakuitert8551 6 лет назад +5

    you know who I need on off topic. Cherami leigh.

  • @frydx8309
    @frydx8309 6 лет назад +4

    I love it when you eat on the podcast.

  • @littleg5664
    @littleg5664 6 лет назад +6

    I honestly thought Patricia was going to say something like "How about I play with your Joystick" during the tazing bit.

  • @tiberiuslamar
    @tiberiuslamar 6 лет назад +6

    October: Ultimate Chicken Horrorse

  • @tysonhumble1604
    @tysonhumble1604 4 года назад +1

    I love returning to this podcast because when Eric brings oit the pinapple pizza Michael comments that they shouldn't eat on the podcast yet howeverlong later him and Eric make another podcast based around eating food.

  • @iLikpie110
    @iLikpie110 6 лет назад +23

    Michael be lookin fine.... That is All 😆😆😆😆😂

  • @jabad3505
    @jabad3505 6 лет назад +13

    Michael getting tazed is so similar to when Sun got stabbed and also tazed by Ilia. Life imitates art I guess.

    • @richardlont4480
      @richardlont4480 6 лет назад

      Michael got tazed before. I think it was an Extra Life thing.

  • @smugsy6130
    @smugsy6130 6 лет назад +29

    Fuckin Fredo-chan 😂

  • @zeloswilder475
    @zeloswilder475 6 лет назад +35

    Colin Mochrie needs to be a guest at some point.

    • @red_freckle
      @red_freckle 6 лет назад +3

      that would be awesome.

    • @joycor1419
      @joycor1419 5 лет назад +1

      Alex Rolens if that was an extra life goal, I’d be dropping $1337 like crazy

  • @savy15151
    @savy15151 6 лет назад +1

    "I heard you like video games"
    "No means no!"
    *Taze*

  • @Im_Ish
    @Im_Ish 6 лет назад

    Alfredo went from "Well, damn" to "No means NO!!" in a second 😂

  • @dankley9969
    @dankley9969 6 лет назад +9

    That lady looks so out of place next to monster truck, she looks like a marketing exec or something 😂

    • @jeromedutil-martin6823
      @jeromedutil-martin6823 6 лет назад +10

      She voices Zelda in "Breath of the Wild" and Ash in "Siege"

    • @apatheticAnxiety
      @apatheticAnxiety 6 лет назад

      And the one who gifted us with moonball-slingshotted-Alfredo.

  • @Metallichepe
    @Metallichepe 6 лет назад

    This episode is the definition of them talking over each other and not letting zelda talk lolololol

  • @Mycoooooooo
    @Mycoooooooo 6 лет назад +19

    16:58 She looks like a female Casey Neistat. Can not unsee.

  • @alytyler219
    @alytyler219 6 лет назад +6

    1:20:30 Michael: “the control center which used to be swipe up from the bottom is now on the X swipe down from the top right”
    Me: looks at iPad
    Swipes from the top right
    “Oh so that’s where they put it in the update”

    • @Loveofmisery
      @Loveofmisery 6 лет назад +1

      Rose tyler thanks to your comment, I realised there was an update for my iPad!

  • @austinsilva3976
    @austinsilva3976 6 лет назад +1

    New extra life stretch goal: Taze Fist Boxing Match

  • @Roxas90the1
    @Roxas90the1 6 лет назад +10

    Michael looks good in a button up, classy yet laid back.

  • @daltonsanders5826
    @daltonsanders5826 6 лет назад

    Love how jack looks at alfredo spinning an umbrella.

  • @ChriAsh
    @ChriAsh 6 лет назад +50

    Michael looks like a dad

    • @monke1028
      @monke1028 6 лет назад +12

      Well he is one lol

    • @lamecow21
      @lamecow21 6 лет назад +6

      he has the chest of a pre-pubescent boy. Embrace the hair Michael!

    • @paxcallow
      @paxcallow 6 лет назад +7

      i'm sure he would embrace the hair if he could grow any my dude

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan 6 лет назад +4

    its fun watching people shock each other :D 1:04:48 thanks to Jonny Troche for posting that timestamp first.

  • @HaloMusicorn
    @HaloMusicorn 6 лет назад

    I really enjoyed this one. Patricia please come back soon!

  • @RubenstineJR
    @RubenstineJR 6 лет назад +5

    Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November.

  • @G3rex
    @G3rex 6 лет назад

    The bar roleplay, so good.

  • @ritsukaseriyko1491
    @ritsukaseriyko1491 6 лет назад

    The taze bit had me in tears, holy crap man!!

  • @ItzYaBoiZG
    @ItzYaBoiZG 6 лет назад +1

    One of the best things is when Lindsay says “I know Jacks ass haven’t seen yugioh..” and Jack says “my eyes haven’t either”

  • @TGgentleman
    @TGgentleman 6 лет назад

    This podcast took a turn that I was not expecting

  • @Dwarfsaint
    @Dwarfsaint 6 лет назад +2

    Tomatoes are the Moses of fruits, tossed away to be folded into a salad.

  • @NotSoSpeedRuns
    @NotSoSpeedRuns 6 лет назад

    I was there when Geoff and Jack met Chef Mike! I met them at the same time (dressed as Luigi) and played a game of D&D with Mike after. He's just as fun of a person as he seems :D

  • @anthonyalston3407
    @anthonyalston3407 6 лет назад +1

    I’m not the only who stopped and laughed hysterically at the title right

  • @Snoborder95
    @Snoborder95 6 лет назад +72

    Ops, too early to find the time comment for the tazing part

    • @MrPiquo
      @MrPiquo 6 лет назад +4

      As this is the top comment, the Taze Fisting video is a Trouble in Terrorist Town that is coming out in the Future. This comment is to save people time.

    • @Amraterasu
      @Amraterasu 6 лет назад +2

      1:04:48

  • @balttol48
    @balttol48 6 лет назад

    KETCHUP !! :
    2 (28 ounce) cans peeled ground tomatoes;
    1/2 cup water, divided;
    2/3 cup white sugar;
    3/4 cup distilled white vinegar;
    1 teaspoon onion powder;
    1/2 teaspoon garlic powder;
    1 3/4 teaspoons salt;
    1/8 teaspoon celery salt;
    1/8 teaspoon mustard powder;
    1/4 teaspoon finely ground black pepper;
    1 whole clove
    Pour ground tomatoes into slow cooker. Swirl 1/4 cup water in each emptied can and pour into slow cooker. Add sugar, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, celery salt, mustard powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and whole clove; whisk to combine.
    Cook on high, uncovered, until mixture is reduced by half and very thick, 10 to 12 hours. Stir every hour or so.
    Smooth the texture of the ketchup using an immersion blender, about 20 seconds.
    Ladle the ketchup into a fine strainer and press mixture with the back of a ladle to strain out any skins and seeds.
    Transfer the strained ketchup to a bowl. Cool completely before tasting to adjust salt, black pepper, or cayenne pepper.
    Using a slow cooker will make this process way easier. Enjoy ;P

  • @RoximRox
    @RoximRox 6 лет назад

    Please, their R34 is called Bedroom Buddies.
    Also, legitimately glad that Zeldash is now a repeat guest. Patricia is a great personality in these videos.

  • @kylem2010GT
    @kylem2010GT 6 лет назад +1

    Not only was the car in the Jesica Nigri shoot Rimmy Tim colors, it was also a Mustang. That is definitely Rimmy Tim / Jeremy's car.

  • @badreprint
    @badreprint 5 лет назад +3

    1:04:48 They're married! They're parents!! THEM!!!

  • @TheUltrahumanoid
    @TheUltrahumanoid 5 лет назад

    "NO MEANS NO" caught me off guard. I thought he was gonna say "No Multiplayer"

  • @larurentius
    @larurentius 6 лет назад

    Eric was really good sport about the whole tazefist thing. Kudos

  • @chanman4rings
    @chanman4rings 6 лет назад +3

    Patricia needs to stop by more often

  • @machopewell7026
    @machopewell7026 6 лет назад +6

    1:07:48 Alfredo "I must protect my virginity"

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 6 лет назад

      No, he must protect his games. Remember, women aren't video games

  • @Lone_Rocket
    @Lone_Rocket 6 лет назад +1

    This is such a fun episode.

  • @GREGBENSONISTHEBEST
    @GREGBENSONISTHEBEST 6 лет назад

    literally hope u guys never stop playing ultimate chicken horse, like really keep that as a regualr thing its so funny and interesting to watch you guys play that

  • @VictorDiaz97
    @VictorDiaz97 6 лет назад

    34:00 is from Cunning Stunts w/ Robbie Kay

  • @travisaurusrex562
    @travisaurusrex562 6 лет назад

    Buying and sending those blast knuckles has become the best idea Ive ever had

  • @paxcallow
    @paxcallow 6 лет назад

    patricia is so wonderful and so patient

  • @Charlie-mr1sb
    @Charlie-mr1sb 6 лет назад +11

    Didn’t see the ‘taze’ part in the title.

  • @MrArchangelnight
    @MrArchangelnight 6 лет назад

    I know it's not actually what Alfredo said but it was much funnier in my head when he said "NORMIES NO" before he tazed her

  • @llamaliver448
    @llamaliver448 6 лет назад +1

    1:39:15 That’s not Jack Hammer.....that’s THROB THE BUILDER

  • @zerodawn09
    @zerodawn09 6 лет назад

    the real basketball video that just happened geoff calls alfredo trevor several times and its funny as hell.

  • @T-Fyre
    @T-Fyre 5 лет назад +1

    1:44:45, it’s actually Geoff and Gav, and yes
    I did just know that, I didn’t have to look it up

  • @HerDyingVoice
    @HerDyingVoice 6 лет назад +8

    Jeremy in the thumbnail lol!

  • @dirkstrider4820
    @dirkstrider4820 6 лет назад +1

    Love the theme for the day!

  • @kylem2010GT
    @kylem2010GT 6 лет назад

    They had an On the Spot with all Jons, Now they're having an Off Topic with all Jons.

  • @ilo3456
    @ilo3456 6 лет назад

    You know, now that Jeremy said it I can't unsee him as the Singer of Sabaton

  • @flowerpower7320
    @flowerpower7320 6 лет назад +40

    Is it weird that I awed at the title?

    • @Ronin_735
      @Ronin_735 6 лет назад +9

      With anyone else, yes. With Michael and Lindsay, no.

    • @flowerpower7320
      @flowerpower7320 6 лет назад +3

      He Who Devours true true

  • @roberthutch7984
    @roberthutch7984 6 лет назад

    Best thing I've heard all day " The internet is telling me I need to be here"