A bit sociopathic. James Eade described an early tournament of his where an opponent was eating a Sloppy Joe and took it upon himself to adjust all Eade's pieces, getting sauce on them. Eade was too naive to complain at that point to the tournament organisers and lost the game rather badly.
2:59 into video the invite to take what seems a blundered Kt move by white is no a blunder, but a trap. Black’s move Q x Kt d4 results in black Queen’s lost with B x P h7 check.
One more thing that I use in otb chess: When you set a trap, try to look disappointed so that your opponent believes that you've blundered and falls right into your trap
Also works the other way round. You blunder pieces, say "oh no, my knight :)" and your opponent thinks its a trap.Reverse psychology or something like that.
@@laurinpfau7934 Yes, it's called reverse psychology. You can't really _say_ "oh no, my knight" because you're not allowed to talk during otb games, but you could smile or something
@@arjunts2648 My last 2 wins were like that, couldn't believe it. The last one broke my a** but couldn't finish me off in time. Don't resign a game, you never know.
The dirtiest tactic was when Maurice Ashley was playing a chess hustler on the Tim Ferris experiment. He did a sneaky trick to try to capture two knights with the same pawn like it was an en passant but for a knight and he took the piece next to the one he was capturing. Then he used his pawn to capture the piece and took that too, and Maurice was like whoa whoa… and didn’t fall for it. It was some sleight of hand sneaky sneaky
2:56 bishop checks the king leading to a discovered queen attack. As long as you never leave a piece unprotected, and look out for potential forks and pins etc you're good 👍 Three point loss in the mid game is not that bad though considering the you lost a knight and a bishop
I grew up watching the WWE, Edge and Randy orton were the dirty type of wrestlers and I would be fuming at the end of each show lol.. but now I understand you need those type of people to be entertained.. chess needs villains lol
It's a war game: you do what you must to win. Another thing is whether this advice is good or not, I have issues with some of the "tricks", they seem at least badly analyzed, at worst false leads.
@@mortalchess to be fair, anything that do not break the rules of chess is fair game. One time I needed a win in my last game during a tournament to win a trophy. I ask my opponent if he would resign and let me win. He said of course not. I then took out a 100 dollar notes and said "do we have a deal here ?". He smiled and took the money. Now, That's a dirty trick.
"Remember the face of your father". Man, I will... Although my dad was the one who taught me to play rough and dirty in the first place. He would love that last one...
At 2:56 if you take the knight, it's a discovered attack on the hanging black queen. White bishop to h7 check with a discovered attack by the white quren on the black queen.
Except that the AI voice has no warmth, its intonation is wrong, and it gets many pronunciations wrong. I would prefer a human voice, even one with a heavy accent.
Actually you'd be better off in a tactical game against a strong player than in a positional game. You're probably going to lose both, but at least in a tactical game the stronger player may miss something. Not putting pressure on a stronger player is unwise because (left to their own devices) they can out maneuvere you.
5:12 Fun fact: if white's pawn was on the h, f, d, b file this would be a draw cuz the bishops after promotion would be the same color. And on this position there is a way to lose. Kc6 Ka4 Kd5 c6 Ke6 c7 Kf7 c8=B Kf8 Ka3 Kf7 Ka2 Kf8 Ka1 Kf7 Bf4 Bc1 Ba2 Bb2# The best try for white to draw is to not push the pawn at all and try to go for the 50 move rule.
interesting, white has to resist the temptation to move the pawn during those 50 moves lol because if a pawn moves, even on move 49, you start counting from zero.🤣
3:02 Opponent white square bishop would attack that corner pawn and gives check in response to what black takes bishop and has to left black queen to get killed by white queen
This remembers me a time that I was like 8 and my father got his bishop trapped in the opening. He proceeded to capture the pawn right in front of his bishop and told me "the bishop can do that only when it's out of squares and has a pawn in front" and proceeded to destroy me with two dark square bishops
@3:02 A bishop sac checking the king that has a discovered attack on the queen. @3:10 trapped piece - although be aware of opportunities to create a check to buy time or rescue the piece, or to stop the piece in the attack range of your opponent that when they capture the piece removes a defender from a crucial square. Don't *always* just take whatever you can see.
when the queen takes the knight, the white bishop captures as a check when the king moves away or captures the white queen captures the black queen. Thank you!
Bashing poor #20 guy while Nakamura is firmly holding opponent's queen too. BTW, this list seems made by GPT. Real dirty is banging the clock, not letting opponent press it, knocking the pieces and making opponent return them to correct squares. Smoking in your face. Talking and distracting by juggling near the board. Checkmating by playing 2 moves instead of one when no witnesses, and famous number one - steal his rook. Bonus tip: hover your hand above piece like you will grab it, but fake change of mind many many times :) Bonus tip #2: you have body - use it. From staring to kicking.
4:17 is a free knight. Also, putting your pieces in your opponent side dont always work, Mikhail Tal famously said he would rather have his opponent's pieces in his half.
"The first thing to note is that even if the opponent is deliberately hiding your captured queen (or any other piece you might want to promote to) there is no excuse for using some substitute because the rules allow for a simple solution: stop the clock, call the arbiter and ask for the piece you require. It is part of the arbiter's job to do this." If there is no arbiter, there is still a clock that can be paused while a queen is found
If you do that in a tournament your opponent would call the referee and the referee would speak to a microphone he's wearing and the whole stadium would spend some 30 minutes shuffling around awkwardly while waiting for decision from the VAR.
Grabing my bishop on g7 happens to me a few times. So i started to play fast until that move, still when I forget to pause just for that move, somehow someone find a way to take my bishop, when I forget to pause, 1 in 20 games I forget and play on habbit and someone just right then exploit it, just like mindreading, so spooky as freaking crap, very spooky!! I+m still in the negatives, me taking h6 bishop still is fewer and that because of me forgetting.
when your opponent has only seconds left on the clock make every move a check, even if it means throwing pieces away, it also cancels any pre moves they had played.
Hedgehog is a passive-aggressive opening aimed at attacking the king after weakening the opponent's position with a sharp opening of the center and jumping out of pieces, the more pieces - the stronger the attack. An absolutely inappropriate example, even in such a tight position, each figure has its own irreplaceable place
0:46 yeah, but the only openings i know is just the London System and Indian Defence and nothing more (i believe that is what these openings are called but feel free to correct me if im wrong)
I like rule 16 - use the rules to your advantage. words to live by. * You forgot Visual tricks: People don't see queens who move horizontally, or straight backwards (like rooks do, say from h7 to h1, if your rook is already on 7th rank, neither you or your opponent can imagine it coming back, for attacking purposes). look at 4x4 - coins, dots, smileys. you know automatically that it's 4x4 - you don't count the row or the column. Now try 5x5 - you need to count it to be sure. Same goes for pieces in chess - the opponent can hardly see it if your queen moves from a5 to e5. to d5 he can see. Also, it's kind of hard to see that the queen can jump from d8 to g5 (Qa5+, Qxg5) especially because she's dark, sitting in a dark camp.
3:37 in shows attack on black King with Bxh7 and squirms King. Instead, why not white move instead…B e1? Next move by white is Kt a3 gives the Black Queen no way out with an unmasked attack by Rook. If Black moves Bxc3 in attempt to give black a way out then white’s move KtxB still traps Black Queen by unmasked attack by Rook.
A fairly common tactic: at 2:59, if you are black and take the "free" knight, Bxh7+ will attack your king, revealing an attack on your queen and you are the one who has blundered.
you keep your opponent's captured queen in your hand so that they waste time looking for her later when they want to promote, its an OTB chess hustlers' trick.
it's not illegal, its dirty. your opponent wastes time looking for that piece..also I think Nakamura may have lied about the rules there..I dont think you can just use a pawn as a queen lol
@@mortalchess regarding your first point do you mean when you gonna turn your pawn into a piece, and regarding 2nd one do you mean when the pawn elevated already and by use as a queen do you mean physically or after change in form as in change it to a queen
I got a move that I always use when I’m losing, I line it up so that I can check them and then immediately resign, this leaves the game on the board as if it’s a checkmate and the opponent can’t take back the piece attacking the king which makes them frustrated so it doesn’t feel like a win. Most players get aggressive whenever their pieces get taken so imagine not being able to respond after being checked lol
The last one was too much...
A bit sociopathic.
James Eade described an early tournament of his where an opponent was eating a Sloppy Joe and took it upon himself to adjust all Eade's pieces, getting sauce on them. Eade was too naive to complain at that point to the tournament organisers and lost the game rather badly.
2:59 into video the invite to take what seems a blundered Kt move by white is no a blunder, but a trap. Black’s move Q x Kt d4 results in black Queen’s lost with B x P h7 check.
Welcome to South Africa 😂
to prawda
@@Frost_Byte_Tech I hope he's not the best example of South Africans. 😂
Holding your bishops far from the main action makes people to forget about their existence, only then to put rook or queen under their attack line
Hence the term sniper
In that “blunder”, white can go bishop h7 check with discovered attack on the queen
Saw that too!! was about to comment but saw this.
Check
yes its easy, well done...
Correcto!
One more thing that I use in otb chess: When you set a trap, try to look disappointed so that your opponent believes that you've blundered and falls right into your trap
lol that is sneaky, chess starting to look a lot like poker otb
😂
it always works with y friends XD
Also works the other way round. You blunder pieces, say "oh no, my knight :)" and your opponent thinks its a trap.Reverse psychology or something like that.
@@laurinpfau7934 Yes, it's called reverse psychology. You can't really _say_ "oh no, my knight" because you're not allowed to talk during otb games, but you could smile or something
The dirtiest thing is to attack on the king side.
yap its a gentlemen's game, no punching noses lol
Nah it's winning in a losing position by time
@@arjunts2648 My last 2 wins were like that, couldn't believe it. The last one broke my a** but couldn't finish me off in time. Don't resign a game, you never know.
They can still castle queen side
What do you mean?
Tactic twenty, you can use the pawn as a queen. It is whatever you say it is at the back rank.
A pawn on the 8th rank does not mean anything. The rule is to replace it immediately with a piece.
Love the sniper in a rainforest analogy.
ferrari in traffic🤔🤔..lol someone tell me I'm on fire
The dirtiest tactic was when Maurice Ashley was playing a chess hustler on the Tim Ferris experiment. He did a sneaky trick to try to capture two knights with the same pawn like it was an en passant but for a knight and he took the piece next to the one he was capturing. Then he used his pawn to capture the piece and took that too, and Maurice was like whoa whoa… and didn’t fall for it. It was some sleight of hand sneaky sneaky
😅😅😅
Black magic baby! 😂
Some of these apply only online and others only in person...
Half of this ain't even dirty
I needed the video to be 8 minutes long bro,, im paying my rent with this one😜
Dirty trick #21 If you have the white pieces move first.
Bro wants be to dirty 🗣️
Chess tip 22: If you are black, wait for the opponent to move first and then react accordingly.
Dirty trick #23. If the traffic light is green, cross the road.
2:56 bishop checks the king leading to a discovered queen attack. As long as you never leave a piece unprotected, and look out for potential forks and pins etc you're good 👍
Three point loss in the mid game is not that bad though considering the you lost a knight and a bishop
Bro thought he could outsmart hikaru😂
For rule 7, Bxh7+ then Nxh7 or Kxh7 followed by Qxd5, exchanging a mere bishop for a queen and a pawn.
nice, you gave the variations aswell.. your coach must be proud
"ASMR CHESS SOUNDS FOR MEDITATION" WAS A GOD LEVEL JOKE FROM A MORTAL CHESS PLAYER laughed real hard, love your content!!!
I like how the knight is just hanging at 4:17, but you retreat the bishop anyway
we need to stay on the script lol
I used to fart while playing chess with my friends. IT really impact their composure.
3:00 Bxh7+ wins queen for bishop
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Isn't it actually queen for bishop and knight?
How
@@RetroEfx if Bxh7+ you have to deal w check first but no matter what you do ur queen is still hanging
@@chosenmc👍👍
Yes, you win with these dirty tricks, but you will never earn respect and will be hated by others
I grew up watching the WWE, Edge and Randy orton were the dirty type of wrestlers and I would be fuming at the end of each show lol.. but now I understand you need those type of people to be entertained.. chess needs villains lol
@@mortalchess yes indeed, but I will never be one tho
It's a war game: you do what you must to win. Another thing is whether this advice is good or not, I have issues with some of the "tricks", they seem at least badly analyzed, at worst false leads.
you only win chess with traps at gm level
@@mortalchess to be fair, anything that do not break the rules of chess is fair game. One time I needed a win in my last game during a tournament to win a trophy. I ask my opponent if he would resign and let me win. He said of course not. I then took out a 100 dollar notes and said "do we have a deal here ?". He smiled and took the money.
Now, That's a dirty trick.
learning chess is fun because of you bro, thanks for making me smile
"Remember the face of your father". Man, I will...
Although my dad was the one who taught me to play rough and dirty in the first place. He would love that last one...
At 2:56 if you take the knight, it's a discovered attack on the hanging black queen. White bishop to h7 check with a discovered attack by the white quren on the black queen.
nice, a painful one though
Yep, and the next move by black is a resignation
@@DanLevyEsq 😆👌
3:00 1. Nd4 if Qxd4 then 2. Bxh2 and u lose the queen
Yup, discovered atack
Very good video, editing and AI voice speed. Although I won't do any of these since I play online only and who cares about ratings.
Except that the AI voice has no warmth, its intonation is wrong, and it gets many pronunciations wrong. I would prefer a human voice, even one with a heavy accent.
thanks man, yours is a healthy approach.. chasing rating is a miserable cycle of hope and frustration.
wblue74 bro, when our AI overlords inevitably take over this world..you'll wish u never typed any of these comments lol
@@wblue74agrees. Human voice is better than AI
Actually you'd be better off in a tactical game against a strong player than in a positional game. You're probably going to lose both, but at least in a tactical game the stronger player may miss something. Not putting pressure on a stronger player is unwise because (left to their own devices) they can out maneuvere you.
Hard to outsmart a stronger player in a tactical game, unless your opponent is Ding Liren, then he probably would fall for a mate in 2.
This is a excellent video good job!
Love this video! Thank you 🙏
thank you, im glad you enjoyed it
at 4:17, you could have just taken the Knight with the queen QxH5
you were not supposed to see that lol😂
Finnaly. I thought I was hallucinating.
I was thinking about that
Same thought
4:17 I mean we get the idea, that we dont wanna trade a Bishop for a Knight that quickly, but isnt Nh5 a Blunder due to Qxh5? ^^'
5:12 Fun fact: if white's pawn was on the h, f, d, b file this would be a draw cuz the bishops after promotion would be the same color. And on this position there is a way to lose.
Kc6 Ka4 Kd5 c6 Ke6 c7 Kf7 c8=B Kf8 Ka3 Kf7 Ka2 Kf8 Ka1 Kf7 Bf4 Bc1 Ba2 Bb2#
The best try for white to draw is to not push the pawn at all and try to go for the 50 move rule.
interesting, white has to resist the temptation to move the pawn during those 50 moves lol because if a pawn moves, even on move 49, you start counting from zero.🤣
Bro, i just love you man
3:02 Opponent white square bishop would attack that corner pawn and gives check in response to what black takes bishop and has to left black queen to get killed by white queen
nice✅✅
Sliding into the back rank is always nice
random, but true✅
This remembers me a time that I was like 8 and my father got his bishop trapped in the opening. He proceeded to capture the pawn right in front of his bishop and told me "the bishop can do that only when it's out of squares and has a pawn in front" and proceeded to destroy me with two dark square bishops
@3:02 A bishop sac checking the king that has a discovered attack on the queen.
@3:10 trapped piece - although be aware of opportunities to create a check to buy time or rescue the piece, or to stop the piece in the attack range of your opponent that when they capture the piece removes a defender from a crucial square. Don't *always* just take whatever you can see.
1:03 Literally anyone who plays the KID is familiar with flank attacks. There is no one above 700 who would seriously lose against a line like that.
d4 Nf6 Nc3 g6 Bf4 d6 e4 Bg7 Qd2 0-0 0-0-0 ... I play the KID myself but whenever I'm against this line, it's tears bro.
What's your rating? @@mortalchess
4:18 or just take the knight with your queen🥶
😅 my mistake lol
1:14 - I am 900 elo , but don't underestimate me , everyone who tried lost against me
YOU SKIPPED #17!
DIRTY!
lol shhh🤫🤭
when the queen takes the knight, the white bishop captures as a check when the king moves away or captures the white queen captures the black queen. Thank you!
love the canva preset :)
lol😂😂,busted. you work with canva a lot?
More videos like this please
done!
2:55 Bxh7+, x-ray attack wins the queen
Bashing poor #20 guy while Nakamura is firmly holding opponent's queen too.
BTW, this list seems made by GPT. Real dirty is banging the clock, not letting opponent press it, knocking the pieces and making opponent return them to correct squares. Smoking in your face. Talking and distracting by juggling near the board. Checkmating by playing 2 moves instead of one when no witnesses, and famous number one - steal his rook. Bonus tip: hover your hand above piece like you will grab it, but fake change of mind many many times :)
Bonus tip #2: you have body - use it. From staring to kicking.
The kicking part might get you a black eye lol😅..is it worth the win?
@@mortalchess 😀 Sure, if he is that GM which stands between you and the 1st prize. He will get disqualified if he kicks back.
4:17 is a free knight.
Also, putting your pieces in your opponent side dont always work, Mikhail Tal famously said he would rather have his opponent's pieces in his half.
All good, except the last one.
"The first thing to note is that even if the opponent is deliberately hiding your captured queen (or any other piece you might want to promote to) there is no excuse for using some substitute because the rules allow for a simple solution: stop the clock, call the arbiter and ask for the piece you require. It is part of the arbiter's job to do this."
If there is no arbiter, there is still a clock that can be paused while a queen is found
you are not pausing the clock against a chess hustler in the park..you wont hear the last of it lol😅😅
If you do that in a tournament your opponent would call the referee and the referee would speak to a microphone he's wearing and the whole stadium would spend some 30 minutes shuffling around awkwardly while waiting for decision from the VAR.
I need the name of the music in background. The church bells. Please help me...
yo bro, try looking at pixabay music under horror section.i cant remember the name
@2:56 Bishop puts king in check, Queen takes Queen in middle.
nice..
4:24 free knight
😑
what is that Brool from in the beginning with Magnus?
thanks man, it's nice to see some of my old vidz getting views
holding their pieces so they cannot promote is so dirty
i dont understand why that's a problem. just promote and hit ur clock and look for the queen after...problem solved
Thats where they get you, It's illegal. you cant hit a clock when there is an illegal position on the board eg a pawn on the 8th rank..
During an end game over the board, I usually hold my queen ahead of time
Grabing my bishop on g7 happens to me a few times. So i started to play fast until that move, still when I forget to pause just for that move, somehow someone find a way to take my bishop, when I forget to pause, 1 in 20 games I forget and play on habbit and someone just right then exploit it, just like mindreading, so spooky as freaking crap, very spooky!! I+m still in the negatives, me taking h6 bishop still is fewer and that because of me forgetting.
the only way to truly equalize that statistic is if you do it to you opponents too once in a while.
3:02 i think i know is it bishop takes the pawn on h7?
nice
when your opponent has only seconds left on the clock make every move a check, even if it means throwing pieces away, it also cancels any pre moves they had played.
i do that too lol🤣 dirty!
Losses the Queen from the bishop check! Nice tactic ❤
"dark, forbidden, unspeakable chess tricks" "use good opening principles."
lool 🤣🤣.getting people to click on a video is not an easy thing
@@mortalchess the most masterful chess trick of all
Hedgehog is a passive-aggressive opening aimed at attacking the king after weakening the opponent's position with a sharp opening of the center and jumping out of pieces, the more pieces - the stronger the attack. An absolutely inappropriate example, even in such a tight position, each figure has its own irreplaceable place
But don't be So stingy with your bishops that you forget to capture a free knight
nice vid dropped a sub
thanks man, will keep em coming
4:18 BIG MISTAKE bro
0:46 yeah, but the only openings i know is just the London System and Indian Defence and nothing more (i believe that is what these openings are called but feel free to correct me if im wrong)
yeah thats what they are called, a lot of people hate the london system though...its considered anti chess
I like rule 16 - use the rules to your advantage. words to live by.
* You forgot Visual tricks:
People don't see queens who move horizontally, or straight backwards (like rooks do, say from h7 to h1, if your rook is already on 7th rank, neither you or your opponent can imagine it coming back, for attacking purposes).
look at 4x4 - coins, dots, smileys. you know automatically that it's 4x4 - you don't count the row or the column.
Now try 5x5 - you need to count it to be sure.
Same goes for pieces in chess - the opponent can hardly see it if your queen moves from a5 to e5. to d5 he can see.
Also, it's kind of hard to see that the queen can jump from d8 to g5 (Qa5+, Qxg5) especially because she's dark, sitting in a dark camp.
facts.., its lateral queen movements and retreating moves, tricky all the way up to master level
Example number 13. Bh2 was clean, but Qxh5 was dirty.
What’s rule 17 ?
The blunder is not a blunder. They will check you with their bishop while their queen takes yours.
I think I've had the exact same position with white for 11...
Hikaru Dark Arts
a win is a win, you know
Love #11 😂
unknowingly i found myself using most of these tricks
3:37 in shows attack on black King with Bxh7 and squirms King. Instead, why not white move instead…B e1? Next move by white is Kt a3 gives the Black Queen no way out with an unmasked attack by Rook. If Black moves Bxc3 in attempt to give black a way out then white’s move KtxB still traps Black Queen by unmasked attack by Rook.
3:02 Bxh7+ Kxh7 Qxd4
A fairly common tactic: at 2:59, if you are black and take the "free" knight, Bxh7+ will attack your king, revealing an attack on your queen and you are the one who has blundered.
yah man, it takes a while to sharpen the sense of danger. that knight be inviting lol
What about the last rule in this video please explain anyone..
you keep your opponent's captured queen in your hand so that they waste time looking for her later when they want to promote, its an OTB chess hustlers' trick.
Typical South African, some of you may not like that said but I am South African and prefer honesty - this is not a hustle, it's stealing!
#3 What if Bf5? Black knows how to play Pirc's, so he should also know how to exploit his/her castling offensively, Bb7 seems overly horrible.
as someone who lives in SA, I can see us pulling this stunt😂
as someone who lives in zimbabwe, I agree😁😅😅
4:19 into video ….why move Bishop under attack by Kt? Instead, why not white move QxKt instead??
Thank you. I appreciate ur videos they have been helpful whats your pay pal account
I'm glad you're loving the dirty tricks 😋😋😋
paypal.me/mortalchess
4:18 you could capture the knight with the queen.
yah, my mistake lol😅
Qxd4 2:56 bh7
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3:00 - BxH7+ resulting in Black losing Queen.
With rule 16, if you don't have enough mating material and your opponent times out its a draw. The example given would be a draw not a win.
if I have a king and bishop, and you have a king and pawn... and you run out of time, i win..
funny rule but it's there..
Whats rule no 17? I didn’t find it.
#17 is _Keyser Söze_
"...and like that...he's gone."
Bishop gives Check and Queen 👑 is ours 🙂
The dirty trick be like : take the centre for more advantage
maybe the video is a dirty trick🤔
5:15 No. If the opponent of the person whose clock runs out has insufficient checkmate material, it's draw.
if my opponent has a bishop and I have a king its a draw.... but if I have a king and a pawn ,I lose. its a funny rule
@@mortalchess that is what I hate the most in chess and it is exactly like you said disgusting
4:18 queen can take free knight
how is holding captured piece illegal? is this a rule I'm missing
it's not illegal, its dirty. your opponent wastes time looking for that piece..also I think Nakamura may have lied about the rules there..I dont think you can just use a pawn as a queen lol
@@mortalchess regarding your first point do you mean when you gonna turn your pawn into a piece, and regarding 2nd one do you mean when the pawn elevated already and by use as a queen do you mean physically or after change in form as in change it to a queen
4:18 blunder
4:17 the queen can't just take the knight?
3:02 He will lost black bishop and queen
@4:21 Qxh5 😂
3:00 bishop sacriice check the king and its a discovered attack on the queen
no i dont know chess notation and no i will not learn it
lol...don't you wanna sound smart though?
"He is your father" lmfao😆
I left a lil something for those that watch til the end lol
The krunker bell bro
Most of this is just basic, sound strategy.
the light square bishop takes with check then king takes and the queen is lost
yap, the queen and the game
wow, just wow😂
At 1:14 or something he can simply take the queen
there is a rook from hell, on H1 lol
I got a move that I always use when I’m losing, I line it up so that I can check them and then immediately resign, this leaves the game on the board as if it’s a checkmate and the opponent can’t take back the piece attacking the king which makes them frustrated so it doesn’t feel like a win. Most players get aggressive whenever their pieces get taken so imagine not being able to respond after being checked lol
lol that's an interesting one.. Id probably be a fair bit confused as well to be honest..
Am rolling 🤣 🤣