Defending the Indefensible

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT 5 лет назад +1826

    Ayyy thanks for the cameo o/

    • @wcw2793
      @wcw2793 5 лет назад +114

      MauLer it would be really cool if you guys got the actor that played The Don to appear on EFAP.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +125

      @@wcw2793
      Like that could ever happen. The Don is far too busy rescuing orphans from burning buildings to do something so mundane.

    • @anthonykeane4984
      @anthonykeane4984 5 лет назад +18

      @@wcw2793 it needs to happen memes becoming reality

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP 5 лет назад +15

      I didn't notice that thin grey tick, and spent a few seconds needing to double check if that was the real Mauler.
      Looks like RUclips's new system is working "perfectly".

    • @Silath01
      @Silath01 5 лет назад +9

      Hey checked out your channel, your Dark Souls 2 analysis earned you another sub :)

  • @DontWalkRUN
    @DontWalkRUN 5 лет назад +1287

    "Still hating"
    I don't want to hate Captain Marvel. I just want to forget it exists.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 5 лет назад +23

      HHHEEEEYYYYY, its dont walk!!!! What's up man!!!!

    • @ahsokatano6059
      @ahsokatano6059 5 лет назад +6

      i see it in redbox and i'am like no

    • @SgtAndrewM
      @SgtAndrewM 5 лет назад +3

      nice to see you here mate

    • @Super_Boa
      @Super_Boa 5 лет назад +3

      I think it's a good movie. I'm not going to dislike a movie for having retarded feminist undertones. It's a good movie. Marvel films are always good.
      Females need their movies to feel empowered. I don't have a problem with it. If I don't like a movie I can simply choose not to watch it. I'm not going to whine and cry if it doesn't hurt anybody.
      Big Bean Moments
      This channels name should be changed to 'I disagree with everything because I get attention for it'. This guy is a PC MasterRace Elitist which only goes to show his intelligence. Weird crap.

    • @blackchibisan8116
      @blackchibisan8116 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it was an okay movie and actually enjoyed it, except for scenes like The Don. I knew what they were going to do from the moment I saw it and wished they hadn’t gone there. Hell, if he had grabbed her butt or something it could have been played for humor. Since he didn’t and was a vanilla bland and nothing ‘this is how jerks act’ shot at the fans who didn’t like the lack of personality they had planned for her, I found it cringey.

  • @hardromeo436
    @hardromeo436 5 лет назад +515

    Remember: Touching map = assault. A lawyer on the internet told me

    • @kylebradley3
      @kylebradley3 5 лет назад +5

      @Dog House Why ? That's a legal defense, it's up to the jury to decide if it's a valid one.

    • @paragonpoints8420
      @paragonpoints8420 5 лет назад +28

      God, I hate that guy.

    • @razmw
      @razmw 5 лет назад +17

      lawyer dont have souls.

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 5 лет назад +12

      @@kylebradley3 And one in a billion juries would let it go through.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 5 лет назад +14

      @@kylebradley3 I think you mean 'crappy legal defense'.

  • @jothecocopop
    @jothecocopop 4 года назад +168

    "She didn't rip his hand off, just twisted it" has the same energy as "I didn't punch you, Johnny! I HIT you!"

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 года назад +8

      It’s like, he didn’t even say she ripped his hand off. She THREATENED to rip his hand off

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 2 года назад +5

      Aged like fine rhino milk

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Год назад +6

      "I didn't punch you, Chris! I just SLAPPED you!"
      -Will Smith, moments after becoming the greatest and funniest thing to ever come out of the Oscars.

  • @Fel_artificial
    @Fel_artificial 5 лет назад +479

    "Hey how are you?"
    Is that a personal attack or something

    • @iller3
      @iller3 5 лет назад +10

      IM TRAVELING! My Rights are being VIOLATED

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +6

      "That's sexual harassment... Next time."
      Ps: *LOL!*

    • @sithsaiyan4529
      @sithsaiyan4529 3 года назад +1

      Ha! I found it! I knew this comment existed.

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 5 лет назад +932

    To this day, I'm glad I saw Captain Marvel.
    On Mauler's channel.

    • @YourPrivateNightmare
      @YourPrivateNightmare 5 лет назад +23

      Mauler is great because he allows me to participate in discussions on bad movies without actually having to watch them.

    • @elephantpowerproductions
      @elephantpowerproductions 5 лет назад +1

      When did it do that @DogHouse?
      I think I missed that EFAP

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 5 лет назад +10

      Mauler did a Unbridled Meh for CM. He couldn't even rage because it was so bad.

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 5 лет назад +5

      My mom pirated it. Cus NOPE.

    • @secludedmisanthrope6388
      @secludedmisanthrope6388 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tomgd420 What the fuck does that mean?!!Like CM is so bad it's good, like "The Room", "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" or "SAMURAI COP" nope that is insulting to every movie that manages to attain so bad it's good status. At least with those, there's the shock of what you're watching and stupid is so off the charts that you won't be able to look away. Captain Marvel is a dumpster fire and there is no joy to be had, the entire time you're watching it...

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 5 лет назад +636

    "The man doesn't know why he's been attacked, and the women who's been flirted with doesn't know what sexual harassment is. All that matters in this world of bullshit are the results."
    -Carol Diavolo, 2019.

  • @VicMonado
    @VicMonado 5 лет назад +759

    'She didn't rip his hand of dude, she just twisted it' genuinely sounds like someone making an excuse for an abuser. Like: 'No he didn't punch me, it was just a light slap'. Shame on Browntable, shame.

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 5 лет назад +9

      Lmfao..."She didn't hurt him, because Don CLEARLY has a vagina - making it a legit catfight & should therefore be considered sexy foreplay for the audience to watch like peeping Toms in a bush."

    • @publicprivateer
      @publicprivateer 5 лет назад +34

      She didn't rip his hand off, she just threatened to do so if he refused to give up his property to her.

    • @armhand97
      @armhand97 5 лет назад +3

      Joshua N r/whoooooosh

    • @Ghoffman91
      @Ghoffman91 5 лет назад +1

      She threatened to if he didn't comply with her demands. Someone is a little on the slow side.

    • @VicMonado
      @VicMonado 5 лет назад +28

      @@Ghoffman91 don't worry, you'll catch up!

  • @Neostrius
    @Neostrius 5 лет назад +569

    See, the funny thing about this to me is that despite being a guy, I've been told to smile before on multiple occasions, because I'm a stoney-faced guy who doesn't emote much unless I'm having fun.
    By this logic, I was repeatedly sexually harassed by my peers and teachers in school.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 5 лет назад +43

      I've had the same happen to me, from men AND women, telling me to smile after talking to me like I'm a piece of meat. The only reason I don't is cause I hate terrible jokes. And most people think their comedians. They are not.

    • @vincetyler8416
      @vincetyler8416 4 года назад +19

      Its true. You were.
      #MeToo

    • @legoyoda2020
      @legoyoda2020 4 года назад +6

      @@vincetyler8416 he he

    • @lordofdarkness4204
      @lordofdarkness4204 4 года назад +8

      TheEmbessyNetwork no man you don’t get it that’s “sexual harassment”.

    • @VladDascaliuc
      @VladDascaliuc 4 года назад +10

      Holy shit, never thought about this. I feel opressed now.

  • @cadiancommando1758
    @cadiancommando1758 5 лет назад +730

    “Wolverine is a villain.”
    It’s funny that he’d even insinuate this considering that in the comics, Logan is the one who carries on Charles’ dream of peaceful coexistence between humans and mutants. Not Cyclops. Not Beast. Wolverine. The man who was treated as little more than an animal and a weapon by humanity is the one to carry on Charles Xavier’s dream of coexistence with these people. That’s what a hero does.

    • @jeice13
      @jeice13 4 года назад +50

      Im pretty sure carol danvers advocates pre emptively killing miles morales because a prophesy said he might murder captain america. She is basically in favour of police violence not just in cases where the victim is a criminal but where youre pretty sure the victim will eventually be a criminal. This is the hero of intersectionality...

    • @markusandrew3680
      @markusandrew3680 4 года назад +7

      UPWINDCLUB PRO - Damn I never thought about that, yeah that is so true, I love Wolverine so much more now.

    • @FBI-ju5no
      @FBI-ju5no 4 года назад +6

      First, wolverine=epic+1
      Second, THAT is a proper character arc!
      Lucasfim, ect. TAKE GODDAMN NOTES!!!

    • @SleekDiamond41
      @SleekDiamond41 3 года назад +16

      But was he ever subjected to the horrors of someone asking him to smile

    • @OmegaTav
      @OmegaTav 3 года назад +4

      @@SleekDiamond41 worse, he is a man who is only 5,3 feet

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes 5 лет назад +180

    I watched Captain Marvel with my girlfriend. After the movie, she asked me "Are we sure she's a hero and not a villain?"

    • @Rokabur
      @Rokabur 5 лет назад +31

      Smart girlfriend.

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro 5 лет назад +31

      You have a keeper.

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 5 лет назад +5

      BTW isn't Captain Marvel's run in the comics now as a villain?

    • @500Arios
      @500Arios 5 лет назад +10

      Cpt.Philippines
      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...........ABOUT DAMN TIME THEY DECIDED TO “OFFICIALLY” MAKE HER A VILLAIN.

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 5 лет назад +2

      @@XenoSpyro I am a very lucky guy

  • @mrshmuga9
    @mrshmuga9 5 лет назад +303

    That bike scene is just a metaphor for divorce, lol.

    • @lesterscates774
      @lesterscates774 5 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @500Arios
      @500Arios 5 лет назад +6

      Pretty much

    • @itscebby8882
      @itscebby8882 5 лет назад +5

      @Seraphi Grimaldi Take that Karen. You have no power here.

    • @Bam_Bizzler
      @Bam_Bizzler 5 лет назад +8

      @Seraphi Grimaldi the Don's kids died in a tragic fire. How dare you speak of they're absence with such indifference.
      #justiceforDon

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing 5 лет назад +392

    random dude "smile"
    Captain Marvel "hippety hoppety give me your property"

    • @Generik97
      @Generik97 5 лет назад +34

      It's not stealing it's surprise Communism

    • @Snipurss
      @Snipurss 5 лет назад +1

      I like your channel banner

    • @DerAnanasKing
      @DerAnanasKing 5 лет назад +2

      @@Snipurss thanks. one of my fave series.
      I am Belkan by the way.

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 5 лет назад +3

      no it's fine, the victim was a male so it's perfectly acceptable

    • @DerAnanasKing
      @DerAnanasKing 5 лет назад +2

      @@aaron75fy oh yes, thats right. he was a member of the patriarchy, so he opresses her by default.

  • @megamike15
    @megamike15 5 лет назад +465

    all that deleted scene did was make her more unlikable then she already is.

    • @ragefacememeaholic5366
      @ragefacememeaholic5366 5 лет назад +19

      Probably why it was deleted.

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 5 лет назад +19

      Here is my take on the deleted scene: IT WAS CREATED FOR BRIE LARSON!
      Evidence: www.washingtonexaminer.com/a-tsa-agent-asked-for-brie-larsons-phone-number-and-she-was-not-pleased
      Thesis: Brie Larson actually IS as unpleasant as Captain Plank is in that deleted scene and this scene was made as an "I wish I could do this" scene.

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 5 лет назад +4

      @nerd Surfer Let's see who she gets to torture in Star Wars. My guess she will apply for Palpatine's job ... those force lightnings are nice if you want to torture a poor space biker who asks you to smile. They will probably add a scene just for her (even if it isnt in the first release).

    • @simonskovgaard6756
      @simonskovgaard6756 5 лет назад

      @nerd Surfer i agree

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 5 лет назад

      @nerd Surfer Funny enough I think in the comics Captain Marvel has become a villian

  • @Dinker27
    @Dinker27 5 лет назад +211

    You laugh, but there are people who do believe the idea of courtship (a man approaching a woman) is acutely patriarchal and therefore inherently evil.
    Which makes me wonder if men approaching men for dating is considered double patriarchy or something.

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 5 лет назад +6

      DAMN, man...that gives a WHOLE new meaning to "fist-fight" right there...
      Ultimate power fantasy~

    • @GoldenGodlyGrunt
      @GoldenGodlyGrunt 5 лет назад +35

      It's actually triple, because it also just completely excludes a women from the relationship.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +1

      Let's use pragmatism: If you take the initiative and stay polite, no amounts of arguing will make an harmless act of greeting and casual conversing be turned into wrongdoing. In short: Crazy be crazy yo!
      Ps: Against a male, it's neutral, not patriarchal. My bad for offending, but that's literally just two male engaging in conversation, or one being greeted/courted by another. Depends if one perceives him/herself as female/something non-male, but then it's a whole-nother case of FUBAR

    • @oldschoolprince4714
      @oldschoolprince4714 5 лет назад +4

      Dinker27 nah bro, gay courtship is Dude^2, so it all evens out to zero patriarchy🤣

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 5 лет назад +1

      @@oldschoolprince4714 patriarchy times zero? THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE

  • @internatushereticus7891
    @internatushereticus7891 5 лет назад +342

    *Dude attempts to flirt*
    *Gets a shitty Terminator reference, had his jacket and motorcycle robbed from him*

    • @MASHo1992
      @MASHo1992 5 лет назад +31

      I had a discussion with a group of friends about this scene and one of them mentioned Terminator. I was surprised I actually had to explain how different that was due to the Terminator being a machine with only one objective (to protect John Connor) and anything else is trivial.

    • @MASHo1992
      @MASHo1992 5 лет назад +18

      @Dog House He acted in a violent way after the biker refused to cooperate. But again, they are booth different situations.
      T-800's directive was to protect John and if John hadn't ordered him to not kill, he would have killed most of the people they crossed in the movie. So T-800 spent the rest of the movie incapacitating other humans or forcing them to retreat with higher firepower because John's order modified the priorities in his directive.

    • @Zenn_Chan
      @Zenn_Chan 5 лет назад +9

      Dog House also if we're to look at it in a meta way, that scene in T2 was meant to make the T-800 look like the villain to build up to the twist that he's there to help John. So he's meant to look evil in that scene. And then Plank casually does it and she's meant to be the hero

    • @____uncompetative
      @____uncompetative 5 лет назад

      Dog House Captain Marvel does not hurt The Don in that deleted scene.

    • @internatushereticus7891
      @internatushereticus7891 5 лет назад +1

      @@____uncompetative How so?

  • @unclegrimsley839
    @unclegrimsley839 5 лет назад +242

    All the Don wanted was a smile, but he got SO much more than he asked for.
    #JusticefortheDon

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 5 лет назад +16

      Don't forget The Don offered her a ride, out of the goodness of his heart, before she assaults, tortures him and steals the ride that he generously offered

    • @unclegrimsley839
      @unclegrimsley839 5 лет назад +10

      @@unformedeight indeed. This horrible attempt on the Don's life cannot be pardoned nor excused.

    • @S4ns
      @S4ns 5 лет назад +3

      If you've seen The Don's blessed motorcycle, please report it to the local authorities.
      #praisethedon #neverforgetbecky

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 5 лет назад +1

      Never ask a woman to smile. It’s rude, it’s objectifying. It make us feel like we are just there to be pretty, that our feelings don’t matter. You want to see a woman smile, don’t just ask for it, make her smile, work for it, compliments her, tell her a joke, smile at her see if she respond. Damn in the case her, maybe just offer her help with the directions, she was looking at a map, that could make her smile, a nice helpful man. But don’t just ask for it, you don’t know how she’s feeling, maybe she’s having a shitty day, she not there just to smile for you.

    • @unclegrimsley839
      @unclegrimsley839 5 лет назад +5

      @@oliviawilliams6204 you're trolling, right?

  • @redshipley
    @redshipley 5 лет назад +254

    The Don was too good for the MCU

    • @adrianshephard378
      @adrianshephard378 5 лет назад +8

      He could have been thanos with 0.000000000001% of his power

    • @OkOk-vj9db
      @OkOk-vj9db 5 лет назад +4

      Sony should've bought him from disney not Spiderman smh

  • @InTheMindOfDavid
    @InTheMindOfDavid 4 года назад +84

    Not to mention that Walkman WAS EVERYTHING to Quill! Literally EVERYTHING TO HIM. It was all he had of home, all he had of his mother. EVERYTHING! Quill was a lot easier on those guards than I woulda been that’s for sure.

  • @franzmeier4472
    @franzmeier4472 5 лет назад +184

    "She just twisted it...^w^"
    From wikipedia's article on Lie:
    "Minimization is the opposite of exaggeration. It is a type of deception[17] involving denial coupled with rationalization in situations where complete denial is implausible."

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly, it's called 'lying by omission'.

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +5

      It's a common tactic for abusers and manipulators to justify their actions.
      I have some serious concerns about Browntable as a person based on his arguments.

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 3 года назад +3

      @@ElectromagNick Eh, I can see why you would, but I think he's just an idiot. People like this rarely actually think about their positions or statements, and the implications therein. I doubt he's some sort of sociopath.

  • @BigBroTejano
    @BigBroTejano 5 лет назад +496

    I agree, it’s indefensible that that monster touched her map!
    It was justice that she then(clearly in fear for her life) took his hand, and preceded to crush it, threatening to permanently disfigure him if he did not give her his personal property!
    It’s the kind of justice the terminator would be proud of!... if the terminator wasn’t a machine that neither had feelings or emotions and was driven by the singleminded goal of achieving its objective at any and all costs.
    *Legal Eagle is an idiot*

    • @DoomVlad
      @DoomVlad 5 лет назад +10

      you said "achieving its adjective" - what adjective was it going for, pretty? witty?

    • @TMTVL
      @TMTVL 5 лет назад +27

      I think LE just said how he would try to defend her if he had to do so in court. It's stupid, but that's legal procedures for you.

    • @urbanberndtsson
      @urbanberndtsson 5 лет назад +29

      "if the terminator wasn’t a machine that neither had feelings or emotions"
      Sounds a lot like Captain Marvel, as long as you remove "machine" from the sentence.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 5 лет назад +5

      Yo, how the fuck did you comment? The premier just started.

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 5 лет назад +28

      @@urbanberndtsson The Terminator at least came to understand the concept of feelings and emotions, while at the same time realizing he would never be capable of it.
      ''I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do''
      And then he throws himself into molten steel.
      The Terminator, an inhuman killing machine, had more emotional agency than Marvel. And Arnold's stilted, heavily accented acting had more emotional impact than anything Brie Larson could crap out.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 5 лет назад +386

    It's amazing how people like Browntable make such confident statements without realizing anything _close_ to the full implications of them. Take this, for instance:
    "As a guy, if I had superpowers and a dude came up to me and would be like 'Hey, you want a ride?' If could shoot laser beams out of my hands, that guy would be toast."
    Congratulations, Browntable! You are now an advocate for the gay panic defense, which has been used to legally argue down cases of first degree murder on the basis that the murderer was provoked into a fit of murderous temporary insanity by the discovery that the victim was homosexual.

    • @andych8425
      @andych8425 5 лет назад +1

      jesus........you're not kidding, are you ?

    • @frankdean5174
      @frankdean5174 5 лет назад +28

      @@andych8425 Nop it was a legal defense in the USA for a long time.

    • @andych8425
      @andych8425 5 лет назад +13

      @@frankdean5174 reiterating my summation of browntable : brownturd

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 5 лет назад +19

      @@frankdean5174 And, to be fair, in other countries as well. But yeah, it's alarming how recently it was even _remotely_ considered a valid legal defense.

    • @krieghart5515
      @krieghart5515 5 лет назад +14

      Wow that makes it so much worse.
      I was still getting up off the floor at how quickly so many normal-seeming people around us would instantly turn into mass-murdering supervillians the second they got annoyed at someone.

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 5 лет назад +206

    It's always darkest before The Don.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +4

      Dooooonnnn go away, she's no good for yooouuu...

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад

      @jbiehlable
      Rabbits are wise. That's why foxes persecute them so.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад

      @jbiehlable
      I admit, it's a pretty hot pairing- not as hot as Judy and Bellweather, but still pretty hot. :P

    • @lieutenantnomad9198
      @lieutenantnomad9198 5 лет назад +5

      No one's ever really Don.

    • @Titanic_Tuna
      @Titanic_Tuna 5 лет назад

      @@lieutenantnomad9198 Damn! You beat me to it.

  • @PastelWorldDolls
    @PastelWorldDolls 5 лет назад +87

    As someone who’s been sexually assaulted and also has friends who have been, brownie acting like asking for a smile is sexual harassment is so dumb and annoying. Awesome video from you as usual. 💕

    • @PastelWorldDolls
      @PastelWorldDolls 5 лет назад

      Speedzone Speedforce thank you

    • @Data-Expungeded
      @Data-Expungeded 2 года назад +3

      @@PastelWorldDolls I’m sorry you were sexually assaulted and I’m glad your calling browntable out for his bullshit

  • @MrUbercroz
    @MrUbercroz 3 года назад +58

    I want to see a little "The Don" prequel.
    His wife, the love of his life passed away. He's been heartbroken and lonely for the last two years. Finally, his friends convince him to make a change. He buys a motorcycle and jacket and promises to try and talk with the first woman he sees.
    As He's driving away from the dealership he sees a woman who appears to be lost. Swallowing his fear, he parks and decides to approach her.

    • @driddick7361
      @driddick7361 Год назад +1

      The is so sad and hilarious.

    • @AMikeStein
      @AMikeStein 5 месяцев назад

      In which he almost loses a hand and falls back into the pits of despair never to approach a woman again.

  • @syn7319
    @syn7319 5 лет назад +293

    My only argument for the weird guy in the video is:
    They removed it from the final cut because they knew how it made her look like a villain.

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 5 лет назад +4

      Counterpoint: they'd released it anyway.

    • @syn7319
      @syn7319 5 лет назад +16

      @@spyrelle3970 Why it was released is a different debate.
      My guess would be to stroke some egos of people who hate men or just conform to hate whatever is trending on twitter.

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 5 лет назад +16

      @@syn7319 'Just realised I'm a complete idiot, and didn't understand you were arguing against Browntable, not for him.
      Time for bed, methinks.

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 4 года назад

      @@spyrelle3970 How is who someone is arguing for matter?

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 4 года назад +1

      @@Leo.23232 I'll explain this with another question. How does somebody's side in a conflict matter?

  • @JiJ1511
    @JiJ1511 5 лет назад +547

    Oh god the little dancing Ragusus boi at the beginning. I love it.

    • @Aremalithia
      @Aremalithia 5 лет назад +20

      I know right! It's awesomely adorable!

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 5 лет назад +11

      He just likes to flaunt his adorableness around

    • @JiJ1511
      @JiJ1511 5 лет назад +11

      @@unformedeight When they aren't retarded, dog really is man's best friend.

    • @ellenhipper5816
      @ellenhipper5816 5 лет назад +3

      Him adding that to his newer videos, changed this channel from amazing, fantastic, glorious, to simple perfection.

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +4

      Green screen .gif when?

  • @calwhitehead7358
    @calwhitehead7358 5 лет назад +467

    The Planet broke before the Don did.

    • @austinjones3516
      @austinjones3516 5 лет назад +9

      Nice reference

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 5 лет назад +6

      niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
      "The Avengers ask for more time! I dont know if we should give them that!"

    • @Baron4827
      @Baron4827 5 лет назад +4

      My boss *did* say that planet killing always makes for good publicity.

    • @honestkyn718
      @honestkyn718 5 лет назад +7

      The DON STANDS!

    • @alan15553
      @alan15553 5 лет назад +3

      Nice

  • @CedarHunt
    @CedarHunt 5 лет назад +333

    Ok, imagine this scenario: A man walks up to a woman and introduces himself, they shake hands and as she moves to withdraw he twists her hand and threatens to break her wrist if she doesn't do what he tells her to do. If that scenario sounds terrible and indefensible but this scene doesn't then you definitely need to take a long hard look at where your sense of morality flew off the rails because something is seriously wrong.

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 5 лет назад +2

      Rags' example may have matched better if he chose Captain America since he would be more in position to twist a hand rather than using Mjonir

    • @CatacombD
      @CatacombD 5 лет назад +48

      @@aaron75fy For me, the better comparison would be: "A woman asks Superman to take a picture with her and asks him to smile. Superman ignores her, but she continues to bug him. After getting annoyed, Superman offers her a handshake. She excitedly agrees, but then is confused when Superman doesn't release her hand afterward. Superman then starts using his eye lasers (aka heat beam) on low intensity on the woman's wrist, causing her to try to frantically pull away. Superman then twists her wrist, forcing her to the ground, and demands that if she wants to keep her hand, she better give him her camera."
      Obviously villainous behavior, and you can see why the captain marvel scene was cut from the film proper.

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 5 лет назад +3

      @@CatacombD except everything CM did in the scene is with her hands, no eye lasers

    • @CatacombD
      @CatacombD 5 лет назад +30

      @@aaron75fy the eye laser was referencing the fact that marvel used her zappy powers on her victim. Superman doesn't have any energy based hand abilities, so the closest analogue is his heat vision.

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 5 лет назад +1

      @@CatacombD it's still in the eyes, your equivalent has to be something that can only be done with the hands

  • @jebalitabb8228
    @jebalitabb8228 5 лет назад +64

    As a waiter, I get told by my manager my biggest flaw is not smiling enough, and he tends to remind me to fairly often. So I’m technically being sexually harassed every shift going by brownie logic

  • @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess
    @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess 5 лет назад +323

    All you have to do to judge the morality of this situation is switch the sexes around.
    1) Male Captain Marvel and The Donna: that dude is monster
    2) Male Captain Marvel and The Don: they have a term for this. It's called gay bashing.
    3) Captain Marvel and The Donna: pretty monstrous. Though possible catfight implications? Probably a man's fault somehow.
    4) Captain Marvel and The Don: perfectly acceptable apparently.
    Edit: Rags also made this argument with Thor as example.

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 5 лет назад +5

      I feel like there should be a more specific term for that kind of double standard.

    • @SuperShortAndSweet
      @SuperShortAndSweet 5 лет назад +4

      @@vadandrumist1670 (idea for name) Linear double standard

    • @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess
      @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess 5 лет назад +13

      @JoeRingo118 maybe. Not sure who is higher on the progressive stack. I can see it going either way. Hard to judge when people dont have consistent principles

    • @nosignal7156
      @nosignal7156 5 лет назад

      Spot on. But SWJs make slightly more sense when you look at it from a lesbian perspective. To the lesbian everything seem unfair, men are stealing "their" women all the time, and they are left with the fat ones. That's how they justify destroying that man for offering her a ride, he is a competitor, and he must be crushed.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 лет назад

      @@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess women are always higher on the stack unless the man is an "under-aged" refugee. There'd be a larger fracture between groups, but the majority will still side with the card-carrying hero.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 5 лет назад +194

    Yeah, The Don MAY have been a bit rude by pushing the paper down, but it was broad daylight, she clearly heard him approaching thanks to his motorcycle and boots, and he moved very slowly. There were people all around them, it was broad daylight, and he never made any gestures that would convey the idea that he intended her any harm.
    There is no reality where Carol’s response is justified. People who act like it’s justified are either simply saying that to earn brownie points with their progressive friends, or they literally want the world to have a giant wall down the center, where men and women live on either side, so that men are never allowed to so much as interact with women, aside from maybe the occasional sperm donations.

    • @tactikiller
      @tactikiller 5 лет назад +9

      Did you really use the word “broad”?!?! #Reeeeeeee

    • @TheGruspastej
      @TheGruspastej 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ballislife32 yeah, nobody is that perfect.

    • @YourPrivateNightmare
      @YourPrivateNightmare 5 лет назад +10

      @@Ballislife32 and it's not even a good strawman. The entire thing could have been completely avoided if they just made him more aggressive...have him grab her arm and yank her back or something. They wanted him to be the stereotypical pushy jerk that gets his just comeupance...and the failed....HOW DO YOU FAIL AT SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN DONE A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE?

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 5 лет назад

      TheGruspastej he’s not perfect, he’s rude. As a woman I can tell you we hate it when some strangers come to us and just ask us to smile for their benefit, it’s objectifying. And well what he did with the map was rude too, kinda like if I pushed down a book while you read.
      He should have just asked her if she needed directions, would have seem helpful and nice.
      Her actions are totally disproportionate yeah, and probably the filmmakers realized it too, there’s a reason the scene was cut

    • @Lethargy514
      @Lethargy514 5 лет назад +5

      @@oliviawilliams6204 You don't represent all women. You are a she, not a we. And just because you feel it's objectifying doesn't always mean it is. You haven't even figured out the person's intent before saying they are objectifying you when for all you know the person just thought your smile would look nice on your face.

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 5 лет назад +276

    The way this guy acts I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up as one of THOSE male feminists.

  • @nekonomicon2983
    @nekonomicon2983 5 лет назад +77

    I remember posting a scene from the D.C. universe where a guy attempts to grope Harley Quinn at a restuarant. She throws him and breaks his arm.
    Now THAT'S clear cut sexual harassment and the dude was dealt with beautifully making it justified and great to watch.
    Here it's done to vaguely as The Don is only casually flirting with Carol before SHE gets physical with him. It's a bit of an overreaction which is why a lot of people disagree with it.

    • @329link
      @329link 5 лет назад +28

      Funny how harley quinn, an actual villain, had a more justified response.

    • @jamesvanbergeyk2353
      @jamesvanbergeyk2353 3 года назад +12

      Breaking his arm might be slightly overkill but when you are ACTUALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED then the perpetrator deserves punishment... captain marvel literally tazed this guy and robbed him just because he asked her for a smile. She was an absolute asshole for no reason

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 2 года назад +3

      Even more hilarious beings how Wonder Woman 1984 tends to lean more towards this scene's level of casual talk as harassment (and CONSTANTLY) than the Harley Quinn example.

  • @Kub1na32
    @Kub1na32 5 лет назад +64

    I expect someone uses Rags' argument of "She was never in any danger" on Wolverine, and try to make that argument "hypocritical" or something.
    Well, if we remove the whole "Wolverine is actually getting attacked" schtick, Cpn. Marvel is shown, intentionally or just through shitty acting, that she is very calm and shows little to no emotion. Wolverine is exact opposite, in movies and comics is shown, that he has a really short fuse, gets angry all the time, and very often acts before he thinks. Few times it is shown as his strength (in tough fights for example) , and very often as his flaw. He screws up fights due to attacking without plan, gets into arguments (especially with Cyclops) with his team etc.
    And, the bar scene is an establishing shot, to show us who Wolverine is, unlike Cpn. Marvel, who has been on the screen for a while already. Also, who would let himself be stabbed for fucks sake?

    • @brofist1959
      @brofist1959 5 лет назад +19

      Wolverine may not be in danger of dying, but he still feels pain when he gets hit. He's not invulnerable, he just can't be killed. There is a big difference between those 2 things. Let's also not forget Wolverine didn't actually kill him or steal anything from him, he just threatens him and then leaves.
      The scene goes:
      >Wolverine walks into bar
      >Wolverine sits down and orders a beer
      >Wolverine pays
      >Fight club dude comes in and demands his money back
      >Fight club dude says "I know what you are"
      >Wolverine says "You lost your money, you keep this up you're gonna lose somethin' else"
      >Fight club dude pulls a knife
      >Wolverine pins him against the wall, extends his left and right claws around his neck and slowly extends his middle claw but doesn't actually penetrate the skin
      >Bartender aims a shotgun at Wolverine's head and tells him to leave
      >Wolverine cuts the shotgun in half with his other hand's claws
      >Wolverine eyes them both down to make sure they're not a threat anymore
      >Wolverine withdraws his claws, adjusts his jacket, and leaves, both the bartender and fight club dude completely intact and unharmed.
      There is absolutely no argument whatsoever that Wolverine behaved in any way villainous. Maybe one might try to say there was no justification for cutting the shotgun in half, but if I were Wolverine and a shotgun was pointed at my head I might behave in much the same way because I don't want to take the risk of getting shot, and frankly there was no justification for introducing the shotgun in the first place since I hadn't actually done anything wrong.

    • @floridferret4585
      @floridferret4585 5 лет назад +5

      @@brofist1959 wolverine even did less harm in his scene than capt marvel did in hers (not counting the black eye from the cage fight the two had earlier)

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 года назад +3

      @@brofist1959 Technically he can die. I doubt some random asshole with a knife would be able to score a killshot before Wolverine guts him, but it can happen. The problem is that save for a few variations, Wolverine won't STAY dead. And even if that somehow negates the danger, I'm sure the feeling of dying isn't pleasant.

  • @ABritishPotato
    @ABritishPotato 5 лет назад +328

    One day I will ask you for a ride rags'. The Don approves this video

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 5 лет назад +178

    What CM did was the equivalent of Thor holding Mjolnir over some girl's hand and saying "Give me your stuff, or I drop it". Why is this acceptable, by anyone, ever?

    • @A7XUnleashedx
      @A7XUnleashedx 5 лет назад +12

      Shudder Quill AFTER the girl offered to share her candies with him

    • @h.plovecat4307
      @h.plovecat4307 5 лет назад +2

      Except the hammer wouldn't crush her hand, she just couldnt move her hand. BOOM! get rekd by facts and logical fallacy son.

    • @HalcyonVoid
      @HalcyonVoid 5 лет назад +1

      I think at this point in the movie she was still brainwashed, so it perhaps makes sense that she was taught to act that way, since the alien race she was with believed themselves superior to others. It would depend on if she acted that way after turning sides.

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 5 лет назад +1

      @@HalcyonVoid And to a certain extent that's a useful and plot relevant element to the scene. She acts like a villain because she's been surrounded by and working for villains all along. They just don't work very hard on a redemption arc for her.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +19

      @@HalcyonVoid
      That's writing the movie for them. If that were the case, they should have showed it better.

  • @nukewolf97
    @nukewolf97 5 лет назад +760

    “Brie Larson isnt ugly”
    Well...usually i like my romantic partners to have more than one facial expression

    • @kylebradley3
      @kylebradley3 5 лет назад +28

      Facial expressions give you wrinkles

    • @nukewolf97
      @nukewolf97 5 лет назад +31

      Kyle Bradley didn’t know plastic could wrinkle

    • @BBHexKey
      @BBHexKey 5 лет назад +13

      that's like saying a skyrim character is pretty.

    • @nukewolf97
      @nukewolf97 5 лет назад +10

      Hexatope the default sim you get when you boot up sims 2 on the ds for the first time

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 5 лет назад +9

      She ain't ugly, she just has a flat ass.

  • @Cyberdemon-9001
    @Cyberdemon-9001 5 лет назад +57

    after the sexual harassment line i needed to see efaps full reaction. Hold on Rags i will be back in 8 hours

  • @InsolentCrow
    @InsolentCrow 5 лет назад +41

    Rags: I've gone on and on. Which is my thing I guess.
    Me: Long man good.

  • @channelfadge7438
    @channelfadge7438 5 лет назад +235

    Isn't bigotry power plus predjudice? If so, doesn't that mean it's impossible for a man to be sexist towards a woman with godlike super powers?

    • @NZAnimeManga
      @NZAnimeManga 5 лет назад +21

      YEETed

    • @Epsilon191
      @Epsilon191 5 лет назад

      Bigotry is closed mindedness TECHNICALLY

    • @SwiftSwrd
      @SwiftSwrd 5 лет назад +12

      All their bullshit arguments like that are just covers for their actual positions. It's a Machiavellian approach to not enraging the masses before they have enough power/clout to come out with the truth. In this case "I'm a misandrist and women can do no wrong to a man since they aren't human"

    • @The_Friendly_Fire
      @The_Friendly_Fire 5 лет назад +22

      Nono, cause her power isn't "institutional power".
      Same "reasoning" as to why a black multi-millionaire celebrity is oppressed and a white homeless guy dying of dysentery is his oppressor.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +3

      Asking for consistency from NPCs? That's bigot talk.

  • @phluphie
    @phluphie 5 лет назад +137

    If I ever meet Rags in real life, I think I'll be disappointed that he's not a sunglass wearing, anthropomorphic Akita.

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 5 лет назад +4

      If i met him in person, I'd probably die of amazement

    • @mrsone2000
      @mrsone2000 5 лет назад +19

      I thought he was a Shiba Inu.

    • @smurfsareoppressed9584
      @smurfsareoppressed9584 5 лет назад +2

      mrsone2000 He is.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +1

      How do YOU know😉

    • @krieghart5515
      @krieghart5515 5 лет назад +4

      I would still give him a pat on the head, maybe a ride on my motorcycle if I had one.

  • @roberthill5805
    @roberthill5805 5 лет назад +103

    When I saw the deleted scene the first time I did think the Don't was a tad bit of a douche but harmless otherwise. I was thinking it was going to show some witty dialog from Marvel, but no it showed a harsh use of force from a being of immense power. When I saw Legal Eagle's defense of this I had to point out that it was like a person in full riot gear with a drawn gun vs some guy.
    I don't know how or why they are defend Marvel, she was completely within the wrong especially as the hero. Never once tried to deescalate the situation and instead resorted to the use of overt force. Near the end of the movie she literally destroyed entire ships full of people who were lied to just like her, no mercy just overwhelming force.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +16

      It's like being bullied out of your lunch money by getting a fork stuck *through* your hand, nailing your limb onto the table, before *then* being mugged, knife-to-throat... She could've done *anything* beside using open threats while torturing the dude, but that sh!te was FUBAR.
      It's all about context up to a point, but threat of bodily harm and acts of torture? Something is wrong with those that defend this garbage and I'm glad there's sanity left on my side of things.

    • @roberthill5805
      @roberthill5805 5 лет назад +8

      @@amanibob1416 Right, Legal Eagle was when I first heard of it, and with him defending it I thought since I hadn't seen the movie that is was missing something major. But nope, that scene was fully in context and in no way did it show any reason for Marvel to go that far.
      She could have done so much more, and I accepted the Terminator's use of force even with him going a tad overboard but he is a emotionally dead robot but trying to compare the a hero to a person you are suppose to think as a villain is a tad insane.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +3

      Robert Hill
      Pragmatism for the win:
      If you can take candy from a baby, then don't touch the baby, (cuz why harm a baby?), also/and you better *need* that piece of fu*king candy. I use that example because when you're going out of your way to hurt and scare and threaten and mock and... ... A human being whom is simply flirting, you yourself have nothing to fear, so you're literally doing all this on top of the "stealing from a toddler" stuff. Kinda *wrong* with a side of *evil* for added nonsense.
      We can clearly accept the facts and move along, but we ain't forced to deny both why the deleted scene was removed/altered, nor should we accept any silly defense against either the basic theft, or the FUBAR sh!te which was originally going to inspire so many little frauleins.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 года назад +3

      That's why I hate Captain Marvel. Even in the comics she has these kinds of issues, which would be acceptable if she was some anti-hero like Punisher (not that I'd like her, but it's less frustrating) but she plays at being the cape.

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +2

      @@SuperSwordman1 The comics continuously bend over backwards to justify Carol Danvers' actions, no matter how reprehensible. It's like they can't stand the idea of her being called on her shit.

  • @lieutenantnomad9198
    @lieutenantnomad9198 5 лет назад +36

    But Rag's, why are you talking about Captain Marvel?! Spiderman is coming out!

  • @doommetaldarryl6689
    @doommetaldarryl6689 5 лет назад +40

    "Why am I having to explain this to adults?"

  • @homuculoid3320
    @homuculoid3320 5 лет назад +93

    The only good thing we got from Captain Marvel was the Don

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +8

      @jbiehlable
      And the reminder that True Lies existed. Guess they never heard the rule, "Don't reference good movies in your shitty movie."

    • @mikeforester3963
      @mikeforester3963 5 лет назад

      The Don is good. The Don is light.

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 5 лет назад +41

    The flirting wasn’t even overt. A guy with a motorcycle can ask someone if they want a ride. Sure his tone was flirtatious, but there was nothing to suggest that she couldn’t just say “no thanks” or “I only ride with women” and dude on bike would ride away. If the filmmakers wanted to show he was a douche then there are many worse things to have him say, or he could get aggressive when she says no. If the message is “girl power” then it falls flat at best.
    And video dude is a homophobe. If his scenario was filmed, and a guy asked another guy out and the guy shot him, the lgbtq community would be outraged. Hell, almost everyone would be.

    • @krieghart5515
      @krieghart5515 5 лет назад +3

      I think I see what they were going for, but yeah you can clearly see where the writers have drawn their line for when they would start using violence.
      Writer's subjective take on the scene:
      "Guy on a motorcycle appears douchey. I assume he wants something sexual, why else do random douchey looking guy walk up to an attractive perso of the opposite sex? I don't assume he's gay for some reason. Him offering help and a ride has ulterior motives, I assume. Let's take all the events of actual bad things happening to women and take revenge on this guy, who hasn't yet done anything wrong, because he looks like someone who I find threatening."
      Also the scene was deleted, which shows the filmmakers have some sense, but still left it on the DVD...

  • @TheFerretJuice
    @TheFerretJuice 5 лет назад +56

    I see Carol Danvers didn't have an Uncle Ben. With great power comes great responsibility.

    • @chrisscott3071
      @chrisscott3071 5 лет назад +1

      She kinda did. That one dude kept trying to get her to control her emotions and her rage and not use rely on her powers. Maybe if she had controlled her emotions none of this would have happened.

    • @spooplegeist5260
      @spooplegeist5260 5 лет назад +1

      Chris Scott Yeah, but Dumbledore was a MAN. Telling a WOMAN to control her emotions. Which is bad. She should be allowed to go on emotional rampages with her god powers all she wants.

    • @chrisscott3071
      @chrisscott3071 5 лет назад +1

      @@spooplegeist5260 .______.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 года назад

      @@spooplegeist5260 I think you mean Youngledore.

    • @spooplegeist5260
      @spooplegeist5260 3 года назад

      @@azh698 u rite, my b

  • @48cxy2
    @48cxy2 5 лет назад +32

    Every moment that Capt. Marvel is in a scene in Endgame brought me to the edge of my seat. Basing on her personality, she’s just like a ticking nuke that could blow up anytime if one of her teammates manages so much as to lightly make fun of her. She shouldn’t have been in that movie

    • @tylerm7300
      @tylerm7300 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr. They could have given someone else the moments she took.

    • @happychineseboy3957
      @happychineseboy3957 4 года назад +1

      Honestly I felt as if Capt. Marvel was added to add shock to someone who could stand up to Thanos. Which I was surprised, until he fucks her shit up and it was pretty irrelevant and dull until the OG heros actually come in to save the day. Carol was just the distraction. ¡Could have been anyone else!

  • @cartertoshner1105
    @cartertoshner1105 5 лет назад +21

    33:34 "only twisted it" and squeezed it so hard you can start to hear all the bones(27 of them) in his hand begin to crack and break.

  • @BlakeGameYT
    @BlakeGameYT 5 лет назад +122

    Captain Marvel was probably a foreshadowing to the state of phase 4.

    • @colemin2
      @colemin2 5 лет назад +6

      The day of phase 4 is the day I get my consealed carry license.

    • @fragarena9910
      @fragarena9910 5 лет назад +5

      @CJED HAVE you SEEN the latest horsefukindogshit marvel and dc comics has been creating lately ?

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 5 лет назад +1

      CJED
      Black Widow without guns..... All bets on needing to flush phase 4 immediately.

  • @Anuca
    @Anuca 5 лет назад +58

    My favorite dog on the internet, time to relax and give him headpats.

  • @saerain
    @saerain 5 лет назад +60

    Or, if they really wanted to have a scene with her powerfully defending herself from sexual harassment, they could've featured something approaching sexual harassment in the scene.
    Dude tries to grope her.
    Dude offers the bike on condition that she does him "a favor".
    Something. Anything that actually looks like what they seem to think it is.
    The way she chooses to threaten removing his hand makes me think they _might've_ at one time intended him to have used that hand on her in some way, so she's going all 12th century Arabia on him. Crazy, but at least moral in a medieval sense.

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 5 лет назад +1

      Actually she is going 21st century USA on him ...

  • @aaronbrown8377
    @aaronbrown8377 5 лет назад +38

    "I'd ride The Don like a wild stallion".
    Agreed.

  • @douglaspurcell7506
    @douglaspurcell7506 2 года назад +11

    "You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman!"
    greatest line in cinema in my humble opinion

  • @gameboyterrorysta6307
    @gameboyterrorysta6307 5 лет назад +65

    I really enjoyed Wonder Woman even tho describing Luddendorf (somebody who was trying to establish peaceful way to end WW1 after fronts stagnated again in late 1917) as a war dog and psychopath searching for blood was just disgusting. But the same Wonder Woman? She does mistakes, she is not perfect but she is LIKEABLE. Why? She is positive, she fight for her friends and for herself, she believes in people, she doesn't understand the world around her but she try to act in the most morally correct way. Captain Marvel kills and hurts others and later acts like a savior.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 5 лет назад

      the only thing i hated in that movie is the explanation for why the greek gods wernt helping ITS BULLCRAP no fing way did ares kill ALL the other greek gods AT ONCE he couldnt beat the big three in a three on one much less the entire olympian council

  • @MrDnelson2112
    @MrDnelson2112 5 лет назад +38

    Thanks to you Browntable, and Legal Eagle, and Iamthatroby. You make The Don even stronger

  • @TheMemeRepository
    @TheMemeRepository 5 лет назад +57

    I'm just saying, if you make Captain Marvel 2 a story about her being this almost Sinestro-like figure that has essentially been keeping the peace through fear and that's why she's not been mentioned up until this point, you solve a lot of the problems introduced and provide an interesting character journey for Carol as she comes to terms with the implications of her own power.
    That or introduce Rogue and have her steal her powers and just have it be a stealth Rogue movie. I'd be down for either.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 5 лет назад +2

      Sony still has the movie rights to x men. Disney struggled to get spider man in the mcu. Rouge might be easier to attain and I'd love to see a kickass southern bell rather then a blonde piece of toast.
      They probably wont do it for political reasons.

    • @TheMemeRepository
      @TheMemeRepository 5 лет назад +3

      @@rorrim0 X-Men is a fox property. Disney bought Fox and Kevin Feige said they're planning X-Men stuff.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 5 лет назад

      @@TheMemeRepository oh sorry my bad, thanks for the correction.

    • @unlimited-edge
      @unlimited-edge 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh I think another good plot for a sequel is to have her lose her powers and earn them back, or put her in some sort of diplomatic situation where she can’t just laser fist her way out. I think it’d add more to her character aside from “I strong and punch”

    • @alecmackintosh2734
      @alecmackintosh2734 5 лет назад

      I mean civil war 2 was a thing. Might be a bit difficult with no ironman.

  • @mikeforester3963
    @mikeforester3963 5 лет назад +15

    The Benevolent. The Savior. The Healer. The Virtuous. *The Martyr.* THE DON

  • @anonymousanonymous-cl8nr
    @anonymousanonymous-cl8nr 5 лет назад +43

    I hope this guy never buys a gun. He doesn't have the maturity to hold one.

    • @329link
      @329link 3 года назад +2

      If he got a gun he'd probably either bury it in the ground out of fear that it'd shoot up his family, or he'd go around pointing it at people to look badass. Most likely the former.

  • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
    @austin9568AuraMasterDX 5 лет назад +122

    This episode of Rags's is brought to you by: Sexual Harassment

  • @michaelm6048
    @michaelm6048 5 лет назад +127

    So he would kill a gay guy if he hit on this kid? So progressive ...

    • @armhand97
      @armhand97 5 лет назад +6

      You know the whole thing about them and double standards

    • @mr.azizsshitposts
      @mr.azizsshitposts 4 года назад +1

      Eye Patch Guy who asked for politics?

  • @DiddyBohlen
    @DiddyBohlen 5 лет назад +145

    The "It's fiction so it doesn't matter" argument always pisses me off. *We Live In A Society* where movies, games, books and other things are made with the intention of having an effect on you and reality around you. Take something recent like Death Stranding. That game is specifically made with the intention of a fictional story carrying something that can be applied to the real world. Even children aspiring to be superheroes can gain something positive from it. Not only is this disrespectful to creators but also defeats their purpose of defending fictional characters.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 5 лет назад +28

      More like "it's fiction so it doesn't matter as long as it supports our shit, otherwise, it's evil and must be banned."

    • @S4ns
      @S4ns 5 лет назад +23

      Try using "it's just fiction" when SJWs bitch about diversity or toxic masculinity in games or movies.

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 5 лет назад +7

      Even his own argument is worthless by that remark alone..

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 5 лет назад +2

      This is starting to feel like the Chapter 6 finale of Danganronpa V3.

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 5 лет назад +1

      @@mystery8820 That's something i originally wanted to bring up but i didn't expect anyone here to actually know Danganronpa.

  • @ddaman7854
    @ddaman7854 5 лет назад +16

    46:57 Little side note here, That bar scene, in particular the pose that Hugh Jackman made is the exact moment that I was sold with him as Wolverine! Sure he had the hair, the claws, smoked a stogie and said "Bub" but it was this point, with that pose that I had seen many times in the comics that he WAS Wolverine.
    Now i'm gonna go watch that film again (after I finish watching Rags obliterate this guys arguments)

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 5 лет назад +18

    I wish we had more people like Capt. Marvel. I mean, Tony Stark's all very well, but he NEVER mugged a guy. We definitely need more such superheroes.
    Also, i'm not going to kill/ mug somebody for flirting with me. I'm going to run away like the hounds of hell are on my heels, but I won't kill/ mug them.
    She's really not a hero. She's a villain who ends up on a justifiable side.

  • @dmitriytimofeyev5428
    @dmitriytimofeyev5428 5 лет назад +48

    Orphans will love this, Rags. You did good.

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 лет назад

      False: orphans can love or be loved.

    • @oneofyus3799
      @oneofyus3799 5 лет назад +2

      Naked Cake and no orphans will be loved back... until the Don

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 5 лет назад +1

      What about little Timmy?

    • @hardromeo436
      @hardromeo436 5 лет назад +1

      But is an orphan's love real? Oh! Part 2 of the orphan question

  • @Jeapify
    @Jeapify 5 лет назад +147

    Doesn't Ms.Marvel assault Stan Lee by touching his Mallrats script and sexually harass him with unsolicited smiling afterwards?

    • @JonborgVA
      @JonborgVA 5 лет назад

      wait what

    • @Jeapify
      @Jeapify 5 лет назад +14

      @@JonborgVA ruclips.net/video/wNhlUXfxX-M/видео.html
      I mean, its not much of a smile, Plank from Ed, Edd, an Eddy emotes more than her, but she totally sexually assaulted Stan Lee by LegalEagle standards.

    • @Blizz3112
      @Blizz3112 5 лет назад +3

      @@Tony6Shot What if that is what eventually killed him?

    • @luiseatoll6368
      @luiseatoll6368 5 лет назад +2

      @@Blizz3112 Oh shit! Wait! Lemme get my foil!

    • @montypythonandtheholygrail9687
      @montypythonandtheholygrail9687 5 лет назад

      U right u right

  • @cousinvinnie6222
    @cousinvinnie6222 5 лет назад +45

    Watching that part with Yondu and Rocket still gives me chills.

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther 5 лет назад +2

      I still wonder why the second film is not as loved as the first film. I think the second film is better in terms of the character development and moments. A lot of what I heard is that its more of the same thing. I mean, yea, sure, its Guardians, their should be more of the funny. But I find that it does a lot more serious points then the first one.

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 5 лет назад +4

      @@BlazeHeartPanther I think its because of how focused the movie was, the first had about...2 subplots going. The second had about 5, which made things feel a heck of a lot less focused. Side plots are good, they add complexity to a story, but I think there were a tad too many in the second movie. The avengers movies were able to make a bunch of subplots work in infinity work, and I have no idea how they did that, but usually, that can make it harder to appriciate everything. Thats just my opinion though.
      Either way both GOTG are awesome.

  • @partialbullet2215
    @partialbullet2215 5 лет назад +33

    “If I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes, that guy would be toast”
    Me:😧
    My reaction would be to tell the man to leave me alone.
    If this guy had the ability to kill people, he would kill a person for “sexually harassing him”

  • @ShadowOfMachines
    @ShadowOfMachines 5 лет назад +11

    I honestly don't even know how to flirt. Never really learned how, nor really had much of an interest.

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 4 года назад +4

      "Hi, how are you? Ahhhhhh!"[hand crushed, car stolen]

  • @LexusYachtClub
    @LexusYachtClub 5 лет назад +39

    Leave it to rags to make an hour long commentary on a 6 minute video.
    And even make it worth the time.

  • @choagliniii
    @choagliniii 5 лет назад +41

    Why we talking about Capt Marvel. EFAP 52 has just come out.

  • @johnwenzel2756
    @johnwenzel2756 5 лет назад +22

    If only the swordsman asked Indy to smile, then Indy could kill him and be an inspiring hero

  • @turdblaster923
    @turdblaster923 4 года назад +7

    Rags is the only RUclipsr that could take a 6 minute video and respond to it with a hour long response video and make it feel like it wasn't stretched.

  • @gnewland98
    @gnewland98 5 лет назад +56

    With Brown's logic, Edward Norton was in the right for curbstomping the dude about to steal his car.

    • @necropolistc6357
      @necropolistc6357 3 года назад

      as an American, I assumed this was ok and my right..... he tried to steal from me

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 3 года назад +2

      @@necropolistc6357 You can shoot him because we Americans love our gun violence. But curb stomps are unacceptable unless fighting the Locust.

    • @sal6695
      @sal6695 3 года назад

      You laugh but Americans unironically believe that theyre justified to kill someone if they attempt to steal their property. And no, they don't need to pose a threat.

    • @necropolistc6357
      @necropolistc6357 3 года назад +3

      @@sal6695 then don't steal, in the middle east like Arabia they cut off your hands for stealing

    • @sal6695
      @sal6695 3 года назад

      @@necropolistc6357 and they also stone women to death and don't allow them to leave the house without a male guardian, are you really gonna use them as an example?

  • @davidrobinson9317
    @davidrobinson9317 5 лет назад +11

    Come forth, my children, for He has returned.
    That’ll do, doggo. That’ll do...
    Also I FUCKING LOVE that dance animation at the beginning of the video.

  • @nucleargypsy9470
    @nucleargypsy9470 5 лет назад +40

    No one:
    Brown Table: Sexual harassment
    MauLer: Wooooooooooo!

    • @TheOtherWatto
      @TheOtherWatto 5 лет назад +7

      Slow down there, buckaroo! There's some memeableness potential there!

  • @yuurou7927
    @yuurou7927 5 лет назад +26

    Most girls I met, HATE being approached.
    Exept when the guy has money.

    • @blindeagleace3629
      @blindeagleace3629 5 лет назад +2

      Lol, dont lie.
      You haven't met many girls.

    • @politicallyincorrectthrowa6384
      @politicallyincorrectthrowa6384 5 лет назад +3

      @Louis Belmont Nice profile pic, I like the slight blur around the edges to make her look like she's being lit up by a light source. Yeah don't even bother man, women aren't worth it.

    • @SantaClaus-kk8zr
      @SantaClaus-kk8zr 5 лет назад +5

      @@blindeagleace3629 You don't have to meet many girls to tell that there is greed in a lot of hearts these days. Thankfully, I've met a woman that doesn't go for money, as I don't have much to give. But we care for one another very greatly, and that's something you can't find much of these days.

    • @blindeagleace3629
      @blindeagleace3629 5 лет назад

      @@SantaClaus-kk8zr
      You kinda do or else where do you get your infomation from? from social media? And statistically speaking, Men are more greedy then women.
      Tell me, would your average girl date someone like Trump or someone like you?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад

      @@blindeagleace3629 😂😂👍

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 4 года назад +12

    Here I’ll fix the scene for you:
    The Don- “You need a ride darlin’ ?”
    Carol- looks all snarky at him, “Thanks, but I actually need to GET to where I’m going. Uh Byeeeee.”
    The Don- continues on into the bar all grumpy and defeated

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 3 года назад +1

      Or
      “Thanks but I’m good.”
      “Understandable. Have a nice day”

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 Год назад

      Or:
      "Need a ride darling?"
      "Yes actually"
      Then the don is entangled into the movie's shenanigans

  • @dukeofdarlo5896
    @dukeofdarlo5896 Год назад +3

    I don't care what mood I'm in, if I open a video of rags with that cute little dancing doggo I am always better. Keep fighting the good fight brother!

    • @Sue20022010
      @Sue20022010 11 месяцев назад

      I, too, love the dancing doggo

  • @Barfitlegriff
    @Barfitlegriff 5 лет назад +14

    What confuses me the most is the fact that they pick Captain Marvel to prop up as the face of the MCU and the perfect example of a strong, independent female character. Why her? She is literally the worst choice to pick for that. You can pick literally any other female character in the MCU and any of them would be a better choice. Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Gamora, Nebula, The Wasp, hell even Mantis! All of those characters are really good female characters that are actually like-able and well written, and would be a way better choice to pick for the best example of a strong female character in the MCU, but instead they decide to pick Captain Marvel, a psychopathic bully who solves everything with violence and aggression. And it doesn’t help that she’s played by Brie Larson, whose acting ability is equivalent to stale bread, and has also said many iffy things in regards to identity politics and sexism. I wouldn’t exactly call her character a good role model or hero, unlike the other women I listed earlier.

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 5 лет назад +2

      I kind of expected Scarlet witch to pick up that role, she is potentinally the most powerful character to show up so far. In the comics thanks to a tragic event she makes mutants cease to exist in multiple different universes. It would be cool if, as a consaquence to all the pain she has gone through in these movies, her powers go into overdrive like in the comic, and she makes mutants, to explain how they will suddently appear in the MCU now that Disney bought the rights. That would make a badass movie, and would make a great introduction to her having powers closer to how strong her comic counterpart is. She, (if you don't count captain marvel) is also perhaps the most mature character left in the team at this point, and with all the stuff she went through, has plenty of experinces to use as a baseline to become a leader, and female face for the mcu if they need that.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 года назад

      Best I can figure? Either like many people they mistake "assholeness" with "independent"
      Or they just want to take advantage of both Marvel and Larson make good eye candy/poster fodder

  • @Gorslax
    @Gorslax 5 лет назад +19

    48:41 “gee I hope nobody knows who the hell wolverine is so this snippet will back up my point and not backfire.”

  • @zmchaib
    @zmchaib 5 лет назад +20

    Rags - you will be forever verified in my heart.

  • @lindholmaren
    @lindholmaren 5 лет назад +10

    I fucking love the Rocket and Yondu scene
    Makes me tear up every time

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 4 года назад +1

      Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was amazing, and even better than the first one.

  • @brendancoulter5761
    @brendancoulter5761 5 лет назад +9

    "If I could shoot laser beams out of my hand that guy would be toast" So you would kill a guy for slightly annoying you if you had the chance? Holey crap that guys nuts.

  • @auto_mata
    @auto_mata 5 лет назад +26

    Wait, did that dude just say that he might inflict serious or lethal violence if another man hit on him?

    • @aTalkingKoala8294
      @aTalkingKoala8294 5 лет назад +4

      He sure did

    • @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess
      @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess 5 лет назад +5

      Yes. He's a homophobe.

    • @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess
      @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess 5 лет назад +3

      @Dog House he's pretty bad at telling jokes so it's possible. But it doesn't matter. this is the standard he set and he will be held to it. If he can claim (without evidence) that people hate Captain Marvel because they hate women, we can return the favor by calling him a homophobe. Except we have evidence.

  • @MusouKing4816
    @MusouKing4816 5 лет назад +25

    The same people who say that he deserves it are also the types who hate the punisher or death wish

    • @punishedbearzerker5400
      @punishedbearzerker5400 5 лет назад +12

      They're already saying Rambo Last Blood is full of toxic masculinity even though the film is all about him saving his niece.

    • @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess
      @JohnCenaWarriorPrincess 5 лет назад +8

      @@punishedbearzerker5400 women don't need to be rescued something something patriarchy oppression systematic systems of structural institutions

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 5 лет назад +3

      The Punisher would kill the Clintons so of course they hate him.

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 5 лет назад +1

      @@DiddyBohlen Maybe he's the one who shot at the white house in the '90s.

    • @politicallyincorrectthrowa6384
      @politicallyincorrectthrowa6384 5 лет назад

      @Hawkiavelli Yeah I'm sure a lot of women are going to regret perpetrating that myth when the lights go out.

  • @marker9196
    @marker9196 5 лет назад +18

    'She just twisted his hand', spoken like someone who has likely never been in a fight before and has probably never dealt with any actual hostility from others.
    I'm reminded of when people are dismissive of slaps because 'it's just a slap', a slap can do quite a lot of damage to you if it's done hard enough to the right place.
    Whether it's a punch, a slap, a twist of the wrist of total obliteration is irrelevant, if it is a situation in which violence is not called for then it is unacceptable to respond with violence of any degree, no matter how minor or major, especially if you want to be regarded as a heroic or morally righteous individual.

    • @Pir-o
      @Pir-o 5 лет назад +1

      he looks like his own iphone falling on his face could knock him out

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 5 лет назад +1

      Especially when the twisting is done by someone with *FUCKING SUPER STRENGTH*

  • @TheHaydenAlexander
    @TheHaydenAlexander 2 года назад +2

    THAT ENDING 🤣😂💀😂🤣💀 just the cherry on top! IM CRYING 🤣🤣

  • @KatWithCigarette
    @KatWithCigarette 5 лет назад +4

    Your fair use notice makes me so happy. Thank you and thank you, whoever draw it

  • @Fangzaprika
    @Fangzaprika 5 лет назад +37

    The whole argument is moot when heck, the people making the dang movie CUT the scene. It was so bad they removed it to make the movie at least 1% less of a turd. Think about it, people STILL hate the movie without even knowing this scene exists, meaning nothing in the film could even redeem the clip or convince anyone to even vouch for the character because she was THAT unlikable. The removed footage literally confirmed people's dislike of the character.
    Look at Toy Story's "villain Woody" outtake, no one thinks less of the good sheriff because he's an actually likable character in the finished product. That level of denial as to how bad Captain Marvel is is why we can look forward to many more wonderfully horrible movies going forward.
    The bright side, we are guaranteed more Rags videos.

    • @blindeagleace3629
      @blindeagleace3629 5 лет назад +2

      The only people that seem to dislike the movie are on youtube.
      I mean if people REALLY didnt like the movie then why is Captain Marvel merchandise selling very well. And her dvd and blu Ray sales are currently at 65 million which is more then Doctor Strange entire two year run

    • @chrisscott3071
      @chrisscott3071 5 лет назад

      To be fair woody was an asshole but it was because he was losing someone he loved and was afraid of that. But he learns from his mistakes and becomes a better person and makes a best friend

    • @chrisscott3071
      @chrisscott3071 5 лет назад +1

      @@blindeagleace3629alot of people watch movies just to watch them. My dad is one of them
      Plus the whole you have to watch every marvel movie to get everything really carries it and not just captain marvel but a lot of the other bad marvel movies. I mean what are the numbers for iron man 3.
      Or pick a worse movie like thor how did that sell and do thor toys sell well.

    • @yourarchnemesis8453
      @yourarchnemesis8453 5 лет назад

      @@blindeagleace3629 if cm is so popular why are her comics always getting cancelled/relaunched?

    • @blindeagleace3629
      @blindeagleace3629 5 лет назад

      @@chrisscott3071
      A movie doesnt break 1.1 billion from people "just wanting to watch movies".
      If that was the case then why haven't more movies break the 1 billion mark?
      The Russo brothers and many critics already stated though that you didnt need to see Captain Marvel if you want to watch Endgame. And it still made over a billion dollars.
      Also, comparing CM toy sales to Thor's is misleading given trends.
      Girls normally dont buy toys and Thor has been on the big screen longer and is more well known then Captain Marvel. So he should theoretically have more toy sales then more.
      Captain Marvel toy sales through have exceeding expectations meaning more Girls are buying her merchandise more then any other other female superhero

  • @h.plovecat4307
    @h.plovecat4307 5 лет назад +73

    At most The Don is a jerk because of his tone, kinda comes on a little strong.

    • @onestartsmany
      @onestartsmany 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah definitely not a crime but definetly a bit of an asshole

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly! By that logic no bullies would have hands

    • @Crade1
      @Crade1 5 лет назад +15

      I just see someone who is self confident

    • @darksidegryphon5393
      @darksidegryphon5393 5 лет назад +16

      He's cocky. Deserves a smug face and snark, at most.

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 5 лет назад +24

      I think there's an argument to be made that he was being intimidating, but it's fairly subjective and 100% doesn't justify her attacking him. And then when you consider how crazily powerful she is it all makes her seem like unpleasant or even sadistic person. I understand what they were going for with the scene but they botched the execution badly.

  • @SqualingtonConstantine
    @SqualingtonConstantine 5 лет назад +12

    Oh shit you actually play Mordhau. I always thought that the Rags that I'd occasionally see every now and again was a fake.

  • @secondghost
    @secondghost 5 лет назад +8

    And if a guy came up to me and asked if I wanted a ride I would say 'Nah I'm good bro.'

  • @fancyelk2373
    @fancyelk2373 3 года назад +2

    He asked if she wanted a ride, she said no. Then she stole his bike. She could’ve just said yes and gotten a free ride with THE DON

  • @mrshmuga9
    @mrshmuga9 5 лет назад +7

    **female character exists, doesn’t matter what she does**
    “She’s inspiring to little girls!”

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe we should ask how they know this and why they supposedly know the consensus of little girls. Hanging around the playground a lot, huh?

  • @bryankoester8720
    @bryankoester8720 5 лет назад +24

    Legal Eagle also had an equally idiotic video defending captain marvel's actions in this scene.

    • @johnharmon6119
      @johnharmon6119 5 лет назад +8

      They covered it on EFAP

    • @bryankoester8720
      @bryankoester8720 5 лет назад +2

      Oh, I know. I just thought such a monumentally idiotic and disingenuous video should be called out for what it is once again.

    • @johnharmon6119
      @johnharmon6119 5 лет назад +1

      Bryan Koester what I would really love is for him to actually discuss with a group like EFAP his video and their responses to his “points”

    • @bryankoester8720
      @bryankoester8720 5 лет назад +3

      There's a video made by another lawyer that responds to the legal eagle video point by point. The production value of it isn't that great, I think the guy just does videos as a hobby. However, he destroys legal eagle, politely but soundly. He actually makes a comment that he usually enjoys legal eagle, but thinks he was purely motivated by politics on his captain marvel analysis. Here's the link to it:
      ruclips.net/video/X7LaFLFplaU/видео.html

    • @blindeagleace3629
      @blindeagleace3629 5 лет назад

      @@bryankoester8720
      "Purely motivated by politics"
      - You mean like everyone else who dislikes Captain Marvel? I mean, then why are people complaining about Feminism or woke points?
      You cant get mad at someone for having a political viewpoint when the entire hate towards Captain Marvel is political

  • @lucaseveretts1067
    @lucaseveretts1067 5 лет назад +14

    *sees Rags uploaded a new video*
    Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

  • @fluffypinkpandas
    @fluffypinkpandas 3 года назад +3

    well never mind the sword part. I thought what indie did was mildly humorous as a kid. given the context of the scene is: people are attacking him openly in the streets, marian just got kidnapped, he doesnt have time to duel some swordsman with all this shit going on, so just wraps things up with a bullet and moves on. Turns out the context behind that scene on set is even more hilarious. Harrison had a bad case of the shits and mild heatstroke and so improv'd this so that he wouldnt have to shoot a fight scene with the swordsman.
    This one simple move knocked nearly a month of post production, choreograph training, and made for a more believable outcome given Harrison's character would be wasting precious time fighting this dude when Marian is being hauled away by bad guys. So Spielberg kept it.

  • @tristanseaver9054
    @tristanseaver9054 5 лет назад +5

    Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.