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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @simonschaffner7080
    @simonschaffner7080 6 месяцев назад +85

    The alpaca bit should've been a 'peenwhile' segment

  • @mikeflood2588
    @mikeflood2588 6 месяцев назад +36

    Love when Louis Cato can’t help but laugh. Hahah

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 месяцев назад +4

      I couldn't imagine how anyone could fill the role that Jon Batiste had as bandleader, but I absolutely adore Louis Cato! Damn, he's talented, and seems to be a genuinely lovely person. He's wearing my favorite jacket again. I love his style!
      The current line up is my favorite Late Night band of all time. Every member is a virtuoso in their own right. I especially love stand up bassist, Endea Owens, who is an outstanding jazz recording artist and rocks her glamorous style. I always check out what she's wearing.
      I still love Jon, and I hope his soulmate, Suleika Jaouad, will ultimately kick cancer's a$$ and make a full recovery.
      Reading about their powerful love story reduced me to tears, I had an absolute "ugly" cry, but for the most beautiful reasons!🥹🥲

    • @arkoobi
      @arkoobi 6 месяцев назад

      Oh wow

  • @brianhunt8273
    @brianhunt8273 6 месяцев назад +41

    When we went to the movie Up, we were sitting just behind a woman and her family. After watching the sad, sad beginning, the daughter leans over her father and in a plaintive voice asks, “Mom? When is it going to get funny?”

  • @mcfishyfirst253
    @mcfishyfirst253 6 месяцев назад +21

    I’ve waited all my life for a moment like this

  • @patriciaschilling6290
    @patriciaschilling6290 6 месяцев назад +38

    The alpaca story has me dying of laughing! I love MEANWHILE!!

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 6 месяцев назад +407

    Always love how the writers try to trip Stephen up with the Meanwhile preamble, I think he’s only fumbled it once or twice lol

    • @justsayin5609
      @justsayin5609 6 месяцев назад +31

      Can't stand those. Used to fascinate me; now they're pretty indigestable.

    • @khazbaruk5996
      @khazbaruk5996 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nope. Fake news! Sad.

    • @gen_x_dad
      @gen_x_dad 6 месяцев назад +4

      You know they don't do those live, right?

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 6 месяцев назад +14

      Just skip past the useless word salad.

    • @derkies2133
      @derkies2133 6 месяцев назад +6

      At this point, they can (or probably already do) ask a AI to write a 'Meanwhile segment preamble like Stephen Colbert'. I should try that out..

  • @NY-rg3gy
    @NY-rg3gy 6 месяцев назад +3

    Junky's grumble trunk. One of the best.

  • @brianjones6500
    @brianjones6500 6 месяцев назад +109

    Seagulls are the garbage disposal system of systems when you need to throw out the Dungeness crab bait and watch in awe as the seagull swallows it whole

  • @radianttiger2307
    @radianttiger2307 6 месяцев назад +9

    OMG I laughed so hard during the alpaca segment

  • @jessragan6714
    @jessragan6714 6 месяцев назад +21

    Menthol Sprite? That'll go great with my Newports. Just pour it into my stoma.

  • @ArtistSalon
    @ArtistSalon 6 месяцев назад +42

    ed. " don't you need 2 for a list? "
    the alpaca jokes, yea!
    " i dunno i dunno. " that look ❤

  • @Johnioan2
    @Johnioan2 6 месяцев назад +15

    Not even straight up Korean can faze him on these intros. Legend.

  • @Bdhstl95
    @Bdhstl95 6 месяцев назад +49

    Really thought ‘light butt play’ was going to show up somewhere

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 6 месяцев назад

      Does THAT topic interest you?

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 6 месяцев назад +1

      It nearly took him down the day before! I was sure it was going to come up! XD

  • @geoffreyschultz8515
    @geoffreyschultz8515 6 месяцев назад +56

    The “chilling agent” part of Sprite reminded me of a classic Jeeves and Wooster (if anyone here remembers that) where Wooster is trying to make tea on his own, reading a book warning not to over boil water as it will become “hard.” To which he says… hard water, well that’s just Ice. Felt the same about a chilling agent for a soft drink…

    • @Ariadne76-k3d
      @Ariadne76-k3d 6 месяцев назад +8

      I love Jeeves and Wooster!

    • @claireconover
      @claireconover 6 месяцев назад +6

      that must be really old… because I’m not young and even I have no idea what that is.

    • @jennylynntozier2271
      @jennylynntozier2271 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@claireconover 70's BBC comedy series

    • @mariekastler5391
      @mariekastler5391 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bertie Wooster❣️❣️❣️

    • @mariekastler5391
      @mariekastler5391 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@jennylynntozier2271based on book(s) by PG Woodhouse.
      Can't recommend Strongly enough: vedy posh, vedy funny mysteries!!!
      PS, yep, I'm Even Older😉

  • @vedwalker3974
    @vedwalker3974 6 месяцев назад +38

    Don't get too close, man.
    You are too close, man.
    Don't Bug the Walrus! (Goo goo ca-choo!)

  • @dt2phillips
    @dt2phillips 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is my favorite segment.

  • @MdW4177
    @MdW4177 6 месяцев назад +10

    I wonder if alpacas engage in Light Butt Play!

  • @KingInTheSoutha
    @KingInTheSoutha 6 месяцев назад +48

    It's like an isolation chamber for the mind. Where, like altered states, you can regress into a happier more primitive form of yourself.

    • @karinwolf3645
      @karinwolf3645 6 месяцев назад

      😆😆😆😆😆💖💖😻🌵👵🐺🖖

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 месяцев назад +10

    I just imagined him on salvia, and it's absolutely epic.

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 6 месяцев назад +4

    Carbonation is actually a cooling agent. When the carbonic acid becomes H2O plus CO2, it takes some energy with it, cooling the drink.

  • @kiwibob8967
    @kiwibob8967 6 месяцев назад +56

    Trump would be biggly annoyed if he found out more people turned up to watch a man eat cheeseballs than turned up to support him at his trial.
    I hope no one tells him 😁

    • @mlbrooks4066
      @mlbrooks4066 6 месяцев назад +10

      The guy wore an orange mask. Maybe it WAS Trump....

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 месяцев назад +8

    “Research and development team went through several rounds of trial and error” just sounds like some of them died and got replaced. (Or I’ve watched to much Sci-Fi.)

  • @FrisbeeGirl
    @FrisbeeGirl 6 месяцев назад

    OMG!! That delight at 00:03 - beautiful!!

  • @gwheyduke
    @gwheyduke 6 месяцев назад +1

    Manifold lubricant? Most soft drinks already really do have Antifreeze in them, you may be surprised to learn that Coca-Cola contains propylene glycol. Propylene glycol is an ingredient that's used as a preservative. It has many other uses, including being used as an anti-freeze. It's not just used in Coke though-it can be found in many other foods and cosmetics as well.

  • @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv
    @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv 6 месяцев назад +49

    Till testers stopped going blind -- seth Meyers laughed so hard he jumped out of bed!

    • @johnnynielsen3006
      @johnnynielsen3006 6 месяцев назад +6

      Till testers started lying to get the hell out of the lab. Is my guess...

  • @FVWhimsy2010
    @FVWhimsy2010 6 месяцев назад +40

    Please start streaming the Late Show Band performances. They deserve the recognition and respect.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 месяцев назад +9

      YES! They are the best band on any late night show! Sorry Roots, y'all are great too, but I'm not a fan of Fallon. Nothing personal, but he's no Seth or Stephen.
      Louis Cato had some mighty big shoes to fill when Jon Batiste left to spend more time caring for his partner fighting a tough battle with leukemia. Louis has his own delightful personality, and his OWN "shoes", and I'm convinced that man could play any instrument he set his talent to. ❤ Louis Cato! He's wearing my favorite jacket again. The gentleman has style!

    • @squee599
      @squee599 6 месяцев назад +3

      I agree! I love how many of the late night shows still have a live band, I think it's wonderful but Louis Cato and the Late Show band are by far my favourites! Sorry Fred and QL!

    • @R_C420
      @R_C420 6 месяцев назад +1

      The ability to choose camera feed would be a cool feature for streaming platforms. Of course they'll need to charge everyone more if they use it or not.

    • @Reinshark
      @Reinshark 6 месяцев назад

      They might not be doing so now because of copyright/licensing issues. The band is fantastic, but they may not have the legal right to broadcast the music they play during breaks.

    • @Reinshark
      @Reinshark 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@R_C420 They sometimes switch to alternate camera shots to hide minor edits. Giving viewers the ability to "choose [a] camera feed" wouldn't work at all for this style of production.

  • @sewararabo
    @sewararabo 6 месяцев назад +2

    How did he disturb the walrus? By Describing Alpaca sex! 😂

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 6 месяцев назад +9

    "ALPACA SEX!"
    As a topic for a joke? SURE, I guess. (Give that writer a bonus!) 💙

  • @manaash4316
    @manaash4316 6 месяцев назад

    Stephen's sheer joy and hitting the drum beats was freaking ADORABLE and made my whole night.

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 6 месяцев назад +11

    amazed he didn't reference trump for the KFC perfume

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cheese balls? How about...
    ...CHEEZ NUTZ!

  • @glenangel3636
    @glenangel3636 6 месяцев назад +1

    They are no longer allowed to use the "cooling" sensation in cigarettes so they had to use it somewhere. Mmmm, menthol Sprite

    • @billyshithead3139
      @billyshithead3139 6 месяцев назад +1

      Whaaat? No more menthol cigarettes? I mean, I quit a few years ago, but what if I want to relapse somewhere down the line? 🤔🚬💨

  • @oonegro82
    @oonegro82 6 месяцев назад +9

    Why is it that the story about the tourist in Norway messing with the Walrus, made Me think that the tourist told the walrus that " I am the Egg Man ".... 🧐

    • @andyreznick
      @andyreznick 6 месяцев назад +3

      No one under 55 will get this...

    • @kerrynelson3397
      @kerrynelson3397 6 месяцев назад +2

      "Drivin around, king of the town, always got my window rolled down."

  • @angeladawn805
    @angeladawn805 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'd swear that the writers are competing to make the most contorting tongue twisters stump our man😂

  • @c2757
    @c2757 6 месяцев назад +36

    I was wondering whether the cheese balls man was Trump especially with the orange jump suit but then I realised he was unlikely to have stopped at just the one jar so it couldn't have been.

  • @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv
    @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv 6 месяцев назад +11

    How did he disturb the walrus? He played a Beatles song on a high quality Bluetooth!

    • @mlbrooks4066
      @mlbrooks4066 6 месяцев назад

      I think it was closer to Alpaca sex but not just talking about it.....

    • @IdislikeTechnology
      @IdislikeTechnology 6 месяцев назад

      That's how they got "too close" 🥲❤

  • @shugotenchi
    @shugotenchi 6 месяцев назад +1

    "One" is a list if you format it correctly and have nice stationery.

  • @ksrt2654
    @ksrt2654 6 месяцев назад +3

    That was downright mean giving him Korean! 😆

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 месяцев назад +2

      I would love it if someone gave me some Korean, I love Korean BBQ, Bulgogi and kimchi... OH! You meant the language! Sorry, it's time for lunch and my stomach is growling. 😉

  • @newhorizonsforfifty2833
    @newhorizonsforfifty2833 6 месяцев назад +22

    To the tune of ...Drunken sailor: What would you do with a hung alpaca...

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 6 месяцев назад +5

    ❤Drew 😄
    If you're gonna forget your "funkytown" list, forget it at Danny's house😄
    Love this story 😄
    I'm sure her teenager loves this cringe 🤘

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 6 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly this whole situation sounds like something out of an It's Always Sunny episode lmao 😂

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 6 месяцев назад

      @@charityquill4965 exactly lol🤘😄

  • @Darknamja
    @Darknamja 6 месяцев назад +51

    The wife got a chuckle out of Stephen speaking Korean. 😉

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 6 месяцев назад +5

      his writers are messing with him. Got him laughing yesterday

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 месяцев назад +7

      Do most S. Koreans have wonderful sense of humor? Every Korean person I've ever known has had a delightful wit.
      One of my best friends in high school, Peter Kim, was my partner in drama class and he was so funny I blamed him for making me forget my lines! My dentist, Dr. Choe, is so sweet and funny I actually look forward to going to the dentist now. In the 1980s, I worked as a computer tech with several Korean men and women, they made that boring job so much more fun.
      The only Korean I dislike is Kim Jong-Un. I hate him for the cruel way he treats his own people.

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 6 месяцев назад +4

    Best post-coital joke I've ever heard was an ex who rolled over after and said, "I think you bruised my fucking cervix"
    🤘🧙‍♂🤘

  • @dennismukoyatv
    @dennismukoyatv 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:19 Sheeeesh! God damn...

  • @RenataCantore
    @RenataCantore 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the giggles 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉

  • @carleenmulloy481
    @carleenmulloy481 6 месяцев назад +14

    I love Colbert 😅

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 6 месяцев назад +4

    If you see a fury dressed as an alpaca, RUN!

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks 6 месяцев назад +12

    Sprite teamed up with a mechanic.. "What if we?... Summer's coming & you know that everyone knows engine coolant keeps vehicles from overheating righhht?" "People wanna be cool all the time and we need sales!"

    • @vilstef6988
      @vilstef6988 6 месяцев назад

      Killing the customer with engine coolant means no repeat custumers. And a hella lot of lawsuits. Marketing geniuses and product designers really need to rethink this. Or take the cowards way out and drink it themselves.

  • @mickeysmyspiritanimal223
    @mickeysmyspiritanimal223 6 месяцев назад

    0:02 awesome! 🥁 🎸 🥁

  • @sg137iu
    @sg137iu 6 месяцев назад +3

    Weird that I'm drinking a Sprite Chill right now...

  • @jeffs6090
    @jeffs6090 6 месяцев назад +7

    I was shocked there wasn't a trump joke with that KFC cologne story.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 6 месяцев назад +1

    All commercial food is a science project.

  • @Casper042
    @Casper042 6 месяцев назад +9

    PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Late Show team, send the KFC Perfume to the Chicken in Chief

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 6 месяцев назад

    Stephen & writers . . . Thank you for MEANWHILE -- You always make interesting -- can't live w/o it👍

  • @mashobane9982
    @mashobane9982 6 месяцев назад

    I cannot watch up without. Balling my eyes out

  • @nathanbopp6163
    @nathanbopp6163 6 месяцев назад +241

    Brought cheeseballs to my daughter's 5th birthday. When i walked in, she screamed, "Yaaay, daddy got big balls."

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 6 месяцев назад +12

      🙂😂😀😁😅

    • @djidjidaniel1824
      @djidjidaniel1824 6 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Kenny49ERS
      @Kenny49ERS 6 месяцев назад +7

      Never happened

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 6 месяцев назад +12

      Kids say the darndest things....

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@Kenny49ERShave you ever met a child? 😅

  • @thePrisoner1000
    @thePrisoner1000 6 месяцев назад +5

    Nice "Altered States" movie reference.

  • @janewaterman275
    @janewaterman275 6 месяцев назад +2

    Best Meanwhile ever!! I have alpacas. They can take an hour or more to do the deed. They make so much noise, you would think someone is being repeatedly stabbed. I'll bet there's a you tube.
    Hey what ever happened to that women on RUclips who mimed DJT ramblingss? Can you find her?

  • @stooge389
    @stooge389 6 месяцев назад +3

    1:57 NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO'S NUMBER ONE!!1!

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 6 месяцев назад +1

    Junkies' grumble-trunk of news...

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:39 We all know d
    FALLOPIAN TOOBES.
    😂

  • @crocglox7797
    @crocglox7797 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Quaker Sprite" is a sludge builder.

  • @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv
    @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv 6 месяцев назад +4

    I'll drink to that! Ba boom boom

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bert Coldsnap!!

  • @bmac9936
    @bmac9936 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Self-soothe” TMI

  • @r.1599
    @r.1599 6 месяцев назад +1

    _"...too close to that alpaca"??_
    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

  • @CharlesGriswold
    @CharlesGriswold 6 месяцев назад +1

    Plot twist: Norway has apologized for the misunderstanding. Apparently, it was just Jamie Hyneman visiting his family.

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:24 Louis really making an effort to contain the groans now.

  • @RansomeStoddard
    @RansomeStoddard 6 месяцев назад +18

    The preamble is the best part.

    • @c2757
      @c2757 6 месяцев назад +5

      Wouldn't know. I always skip forward past that bit.

    • @suen5006
      @suen5006 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@c2757 Nooooo!

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 6 месяцев назад +2

      I've been saying for ages that we need fan art depicting the Meanwhile intros!!

    • @lirianoc
      @lirianoc 6 месяцев назад +1

      I hate it!

  • @ernestpeele7282
    @ernestpeele7282 6 месяцев назад +8

    Llong llive llamas!
    allso appllies to allpacas!!

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 6 месяцев назад +1

    For a good time, turn on closed captions during the intro

  • @terryp.luvsjenifer.winklem1314
    @terryp.luvsjenifer.winklem1314 6 месяцев назад +2

    Awesome

  • @jeffbangkok
    @jeffbangkok 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you from Bangkok

  • @bigbird2451
    @bigbird2451 6 месяцев назад

    It's all about that good, good, up and to the left. They love it every time.

  • @theseinstrumentals
    @theseinstrumentals 6 месяцев назад +3

    Tina Fey’s old tale of either Colbert or Carell being a ladies man during their time at second city haunts me. She never revealed who it was and I have no idea lol

    • @Ivehadenuff
      @Ivehadenuff 6 месяцев назад +1

      I bet it was Carroll.

  • @mariacullen6650
    @mariacullen6650 6 месяцев назад

    Yes, that list of 1 is true!

  • @thaisstone5192
    @thaisstone5192 6 месяцев назад +1

    Well, watching a person oink down a whole container of cheese balls for free in a delightful park setting would be a pretty good deal, I think. Especially when you hear all the horror stories about how expensive things in New York can be.

  • @AnimatorElite
    @AnimatorElite 3 месяца назад

    ANTHOPOOOOOOO, CHESESSS BALL MANNN

  • @nishidohellhillsruler6731
    @nishidohellhillsruler6731 6 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know if anyone reading this would be able to believe me, but I have never, ever in my whole life, thought of alpaca boinking.

  • @the_real_rascal
    @the_real_rascal 6 месяцев назад +2

    Good night

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 6 месяцев назад

    1:35 Skip

  • @pjforde1978
    @pjforde1978 6 месяцев назад

    "salvia jitters" pretty much sums up this moment for any historians watching.

  • @chrisrobinson679
    @chrisrobinson679 6 месяцев назад

    I couldnt agree more about that Up movie... tremendous downer. The moral at the end is basically 'its okay to give up your dream and just do something else'

  • @NeoDragonFlame
    @NeoDragonFlame 6 месяцев назад

    until the testers stopped becoming bling 😂

  • @FreddyJong-co6cb
    @FreddyJong-co6cb 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fair dinkum unbelivable😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mlbrooks4066
    @mlbrooks4066 6 месяцев назад +2

    Doesn't Dave and Buster need to be licensed as a casino if they are taking bets?

  • @DaveMalkoff
    @DaveMalkoff 6 месяцев назад +2

    1:49 to skip to the start

  • @bellmattwebb
    @bellmattwebb 6 месяцев назад

    Light butt play😂

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 6 месяцев назад +5

    They are following you because they think you’re gull’ible

  • @TimEarlyNet
    @TimEarlyNet 6 месяцев назад +1

    There must be a million "disturb the walrus' jokes...

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 6 месяцев назад +1

    Some women have enough trouble keeping Donald Trump away from them without the added allure of KFC perfume. "Grab 'em by the poultry!"

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 6 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe alpacas don't have cervixes?

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 6 месяцев назад

    Male alpaca: "We don't need no stinkin' cervix!" ;-P

  • @CAJim2
    @CAJim2 6 месяцев назад +8

    How come Meanwhile is always uploaded 4 hours later than the monologue?

    • @Rosarium2007
      @Rosarium2007 6 месяцев назад +2

      Educated guess: the monologue is a teaser released close to,East Coast air time to get people to turn on their TVs and watch the show as it airs and Meanwhile is released after the show airs on the West Coast so the TV audience gets to see it first.

    • @edfleming9600
      @edfleming9600 6 месяцев назад +1

      Because it's called free.

  • @shetlandapache949
    @shetlandapache949 6 месяцев назад

    Starts at 1:45

  • @Blessed10000
    @Blessed10000 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dear Stephen, the only thing that takes my mind off of my stolen service dog is you
    Thanku so much and Blessings your way Roo Sheridan 3:59

  • @rmdodsonbills
    @rmdodsonbills 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm really starting to wonder what Stephen did to piss off the writers' room that they keep giving him such tongue twisters for the introduction to Meanwhile. Yowza!

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'd like my Meanwhile intros book by Christmas please

  • @JCTiggs1
    @JCTiggs1 6 месяцев назад +9

    1:48 Meanwhile...

  • @Altrue
    @Altrue 6 месяцев назад

    Nobody noticed his illustration of a teenager was young John Oliver?? 😂

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry 6 месяцев назад +3

    RDJ would know about the alpaca sex