Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime
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- Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime
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No one:
Matt saying he has no girlfriend: 0:29
His girlfriend: um-
He did he said once in a life time 😅😅
Kidlerjln Club so what
I was gonna say that but
I hope his girlfriend did not have a argument with him that they had broken up
Well he like me getting a girlfriend which means that he getting his girlfriend that he has now was a once in a lifetime thing
2:49
(Matt)-*They just let you sit on balls*
(Me and my dirty minded self)-*Thats what he said*
Same😂
Same
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
You mean thats what SHE NOT HE said
Bizmo Funyins no it’s what he said
“Things that happen once in a lifetime”
**me actually doing something with my life**
DragonRelicVII I don’t post that much on mine either 😭😂
Same here
DragonRelicVII well dang 😂
Spooder Wahmen pp hard
Matt your funny
Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is fixed
You are on point McDonald fix your ice cream machine
Not even that happens once in a lifetime😔
Yes girl yes
True
I had this once in a lifetime thing were ice cream machine was fixed
Things that happen once in a lifetime:
Enjoying a schoolday
True tho
I LOVE school
lol I just got out of school and I swear I saw satin
What day was that?
True boi
“We did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the idiots house”
“Knock knock”, “who’s there?” “The chicken”
Why did the chicken cross the road to go to KFC for its cousin
Eh this is copied from the Funniest text complications
Louise Kusuma, yeah so? Its just funny •3•
@@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg I'm just saying.
knock knock
Dang Matt smith: *you will only see this once in a lifetime*
Me:*watches the vid twice*
Also me:*IM A DIFFERENT BREED*
Same but three times
@@shadow_glitchy_cosplays same but 4 times
XD OMG "I can't see color. This deer is white" THAT WAS PERFECT!!
Wait your colorblind?
🙏🏽
No joke, I once saw a squirrel look both ways before crossing the street🤣
Nice
Ha
I once saw a squirrel look at me and then come near me and then I did nothing and it sat on my head, and I was like “ummmm...” I don’t remember what I said but yeah
daniella WAT?
That’s actually not too uncommon- squirrels look everywhere for no reason
Things that happen once in a Lifetime:
Me being called tall
Short boy😂😂😂😂😂
Haha termite
Your tall
Just be lucky your are short
@@lokiwiseyt8608 lool
Things that happen once in a life time: McDonald’s gets my order correct
They always get my order right so you’re prob just making that up
@@greenbecker2451 Do you go to the same McDonald's ?
@@greenbecker2451 r/woooooooooosh
mokbul miah it’s 4 os
Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is working
When i saw a guy that looked like jesus i bow down and said my lord jesus
"Let he who is without sin hit the first woah" 😂😂😂that shit had me dying
When i saw this comment hè said that😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@gerritcobielansink1679 omg SAME the hell i read this at the same time he said it
matt: like me getting a girlfriend
me: bro you already have one. did you forget about her already?
Nika Hassan ya dummy the video is ONCE in a lifetime get it he has only had/has ONE girlfriend.
@Mubashirah Aazeen shut the fuck up
Facts
@@d3athsqvadanthem609 k I understand
Mubashirah Aazeen he said had/has
Me: Jesus is that you
Jesus: I'm in heaven so??
Me: I'm dead What!!!!
r/Notfunnydidntlaugh
Ok
Dav1dyy Plays what do u mean ma man
Your a female? Or male? If you are a female I love you!
Dav1dyy Plays also he's a male
Matt: Ok, Dang bro just climb a waterfall **continues talking**
Me singing a song: *~Dont go chasing waterfalls :3~*
"Things that happen once in a lifetime".
D E A T H
B I R T H
A B O R T I O N
P U B E R T Y
I want a bucket of Popeyes and KFC chicken for Christmas 🎄🎄
Me to
Me
Raising Canes chicken with a bath tub full of Cane's sauce!
KILLUS
@little Bobbi 259 Mario 2 💬💬💬💬
You know what happens once in everyone’s life?
*Death.*
*Birth.*
Matt "I can see color"
Also Matt "Thats 5000 BROWN ducks"
Fun fact about rainbows!
Rainbows are actually a full circle but you can only see half, so the other half is under the ground!
Apparently...
Mia Time I saw one on Sunday I saw them on Philippines! 😂
XD ok boomer
Fun fact every rainbow is a double rainbow but sometimes it’s faint so that’s why you cant see them
Wow
😂😂good one😂😂
Favorite line what's with this daffy duck reunion lmao that just made me laugh
0:29
Sarah Kayne: I am a joke to you?
Dangmattsmith: I Have No Girlfriend.
Sarah Kaynee: 8 o _
"things that happen once in a life time"
**Me doing my homework**
Same
Things that happen in once in a lifetime
*me dying*
Creepy Skull that’s me
Some People:whos been a fan of Matt
Me and other people:why do people keep doing this
My sister looking over my shoulder:why u writing this?
“They just let you sit on balls at the computer?” -Dang Matt Smith, 2019
Is this a test to see if we are dirty minded I passed lol
Lol Ur profile is Darwin mine is gumball
Matt: "Will I ever hit 10 million subscribers?"
Me: you have a big storm coming
"Let he who is without sin hit the first WOAH " 😂
~ Matt 2019
I feel like bang energy is just sponsoring everyone. Ngl I really wanna have a taste, looks good
yup but im meaning to ask wy are you called fanta(plz dont be mad i just wanted to know)
Nah I’m not mad that’s fine, the reason my name is Fanta is because it is an inside joke sort of with my friends and family. It’s because I gave orange hair and Fanta is orange too
Fanta _ no raid shadow legends is sponsoring everyone
Same here!
It's bad for your heart if you drink too much,you die so don't drink it
Matt saying “Things that happen once and a lifetime, like my girlfriend”😂
Lol
Good One
That happen to everyone unless they break up tho :/
More like matts girlfriend
Dangmattsmith: Where's the gold man!?
Me:Where's the lucky charms bruh?! XD
Things that happen once in a life time, “Yeah, Like Me Having A Girlfriend”
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That’s kind of sad
Facts
You are not alone
Super mega fire boss Fire god his words, not mine
The fact that he matches his clothes every time is amazing
So do I?wdym everyone at my school does it’s a normal thing
True i watched dangmattsmith since 2019 now its 2021 with the corona virus yeahhhhhhhh
To wear my high heels and break my ankles at school
@@JhymzDavaoPH😮
Me:if it’s one in a lifetime
Me:wheres second in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime: ROCK vs CENA 😁😂
Matt: I hope the chicken looked both sides before crossing!
Me: Wait , don’t chickens have binocular vision?
There was this one time when I randomly said “Get that outta here” and then a fly came by and I slapped it out of the air killing it
*Claps x6*
Wowwww
Minka and Bella Kadar it’s true I swear
Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!
I wanna get for Christmas is the new dangmattsmith merch!
Once I took a quiz to see who I was in my past life and I got Jesus xD
“Things that happened to me in my life”
My dog was talking to my cat
1,000 subs before new year :0
Merry Xmas to whoever is reading this🎅🤶
Marry Christmas to you
Mwewwy Chwistmas
Thx
4:11
Matt: I wouldn't do this
Me: Anyone notice how it looks like Matt from behind??
Elijah Crescent yo I didn’t realize that
Things that happen once in a life time: McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Isn't Broken
We all know matts fav bang flavor is BLACK licorice Matt:sees this the first thing he says DScrImAtiOn
:Matt talking about captain crunch.
Me eating captain crunch: wow that happenes once in a lifetime.
U know the longest hair ever grown was 9 feet and she couldn’t stand up properly
do you want to be my friend 💙🙂🙃
sow 🙂 wat s your vey veret food my fey varet food is pizza🍕 and is crem 🍨🍦
Cat
I loved how he said,
"WhY dId ThE cHiCkEn CrOsS tHe RoAd?"
"To get to the other side."
"WhY dId ThE bLaCk MaN cRoSs ThE rOaD?"
Uh
To get to the chicken 😎🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get a girlfriend
That’s just sad🤣
I bet your the chicken ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And saddly he didnt make it
It's a suicidal joke why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side the afterlife
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the stupid's house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken 😁
Act like I said something funny
👇🏾 (Had to like myself). Thanks to everyone much love :)))
Xxdripp xX HAAAAAAA
Sad
@DragonRelicVII I'm dead haters can hate
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO DANG FUNNY!!! I LIKED IT!!!
@@K4DETHB thx 😂😂
Matt: Things that happen once in a life time
Me:like bunnies pooping squares
Only happens in Minecraft
Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your parents 🤣
Discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss music
*Me being early is something that happens once in a life time-*
#GETTHATOUTTAHERE
Same thing over here
#Bangenergy
#AllLivesMatter
#BLM
Did anyone see the only “odd one out” duck
Gaminizer no
BILLIE_EILISH_17_ Avocado I did but I think it was a goose that had no friends. His lack of friends ended goose and duck racism so he is now with the ducks.
@@benjaminclawson2131 yes
@@gaminization1721 get your dirty mind out
Things that happen once in a life time : McDonald's ice cream machine working.
"Things that happens once in a lifetime"
Asian: Gets a 97% -_-
nope
@@godskids3886 oh ok
@@godskids3886 ok no problem..
@@godskids3886 asian is a race -_-
Rahel Woldegiorgis u stupid. U probably made that what’s 9 plus ten meme.
" Cause I'm black on the outside and white on the inside."
True
Tru3
Cause of ur skeletons
Gg
Dangmattsmith 2020
@@xfand0mx617 2019
"Things that happen once in a life time"
*me doing my homework and not watching dangmattsmith's video*
Is it just me or dose this kind of stuff happen to really freaking lucky people love you dang matt smith
The part with all the ducks:
Me: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS
Yeh LOL
For my Christmas present I need a good camera
"Things that only happen once in a life time"
a $2000-$3000 fursuit
that sloth that straight up hijacks the photo is adorable
matt: everybody knows that jesus is black, right?
me: oh um...
Lol
@@quittedeverythingbreakingm9782 maybe he means black jesus on adult swim
@@MR-SINISTER76 lol maybe
dude he’s honestly such a mood, i love it 😂
Huh the letter i is supposed to be capital when it's by its self .
@@janetpatrick2089 right lol I* my bad
Lol when u chat on YT nobody cares about punctuation
There is no space before the full stop :)
6:48 is when the ad is over if anyone wants to know.
Dangmattsmith needs to make a game about GET THAT OUTTA HERE
Where you have to tap falling items and GET THAT OUTTA HERE 😂
Matt: yall aren't dissapointments
Me: I dont agree
@@charlotteoksy8729 shut up
"things that only happen once in a lifetime"
*Me not doing the homework and teacher checking everyone but me*
ariana grande: a singer john cena: the famous wrestler matt: the black man
You are stupid
@@forteniteduosduos2529 Well you're not any smarter so shut up
Shut the FUCK UP
Dantdm is better than Dangmattsmith
I am sorry can we be friends I am no money and I am homeless
*6:55* "The- just pooping on the dang mans car, thats just mean!" -DangMattSmith
Maybe the gold is underwater from the rainbow
talking about Charlie & the Chocolate Factory makes me miss Christopher Lee
Lol same
Wait who is that
Hey Matt! I’m Maddie, and out of all your videos me and my friend love your creepy animation reactions! Can you do some more soon? And with your Girlfriend she’s really funny and pretty too! I love seeing her in the videos! Keep up the good work and I love your videos! ❤️😁
ok?
She is trying to get pinned
@@nikketahkehagias8527stop being rude she is just being nice!
Creepy
“Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down ur parents “ 💀
🤣
5 hours late!
I’m still early, right?
:’D
Nope I don’t think so
That’s me
same tho!
the awkward trio - comics roblox and more! 4 months late
3:23 that chicken is walking to kfc to be with it’s cousins
IALREADY EAT HIM
azhartestad1 fat ass
This is cursed as hell
@@adams7785 no respect 🤧😂
YOUR MEAN AND RUDE.
Hope you hit 10 mil soon. You deserve it. Your funny as hell
Well 13 kill now
Don’t talk about Walmart like that
1:25 1 2 3 4 did ya’ll get the shirt from the same store got me😂
4:07 the dude that klimbing the frozen water fall he looks like dangmattsmith
True
I want that merch for my Christmas present
Regular white people:😱dangmattsmith is racist
Me:🤣nice one Matt ✋
Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yaasssss
Im a regular white kid and I'm just saying what your saying too
That PONY was actually an adult horse. It is the shortest horse ever.
It happens once in a lifetime but we can see it everytime when we replay
Fuck you
Whats wrong with you little bitch why you like your own comment
YAAAAAAAAAAASS😂😂😂😂😂
Me: why did the chicken cross the road
Matt:?
Me: to get to the idiots house
Also me: knock knock
Matt: who's there?
Me : the chicken hahaha hahaha it's funny because you're stupid
@@yebwoihehe5249 stop bullying
Me: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
Me: Too get too the idiot's house
*Knock* *Knock*
Friend: Whose there?
Me: The chicken
Friend: You bully me ToT
I love this
You
Wanna
Know
Who
Is
The
Best
Human
Being?
Read the First Word
Ohhh i get it but i thought it was the First word🤔🤔🤔🤔
Awww thank you!!
Word or line? Cuz the first line is :*You wanna know who is the best human being? *
Thank you
What I want for Christmas is...........
A new family
When he said when I’m not gonna get a girlfriend me going into the old vids with his girlfriend
New videos
This how many times matt said that racist
👇🏿😭
🌵
30 noice
69 likes, this is sacred.
69
Lol
You know that the kid from home alone is grownup and he does drugs when did his life go wrong🤔🤔
Wait wha
Thing's that happen once in a life time: your mom doesn't know that you have homework...
things that happen once in a life time: my older sister will stop giving me wedgies
i can fish ve
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Everyone is saying who has been a fan before 2019. I'm changing it.
Who has been a fan after 2019
This is going to get no likes....
Hi jimin fan
BTS SUCKS
andrei magat ur mom sucks
@@Thequeencoregirl r/woosh
BTS Jimin are ueven in BTS like fake lel
Cap’n Crunch is not even a captain he’s a commander
Lol
Kim Phuong Tran ik it ruined my childhood when I was 6 so 6 years ago don’t judge me plz
Dangmattsmith: Brown dear black dear Green dear white dear
Me: wait a brown dear is a normal dear isn't it?!?!?
2:46 boy she lookin like an anime girl if hair physics were a thing in that universe
2:06 You’re dark white, Matt. You even said it yourself in one of your older videos
5:16 this happened to me at school.instead of a bird it was a grasshopper.a book about grasshoppers and the atsack same grasshopper landed on my
Book
Melissa Manhoef lol
Atsak?
11:44 the ducks look like a crowd at a slipknot concert