What Your Favorite BLACK METAL BAND Says About You
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This of course is for comedic purposes only. I don't think I have to explain how I'm not being serious here. But hey, if the suit fits...
Through my riff videos, I received many comments from the fans of the bands I include in my videos, and started to notice some trends I can stereotype for comedic purposes. Let me know what you think your favorite Black Metal bands say about you.
Of course I included the classics such as Mayhem, Venom, Bathory, Burzum, Emperor, Dissection, Gorgoroth, Immortal, Darkthrone, Marduk, as well as some newer and/or different bands such as Imperial Triumphant, Panopticon, Deafheaven, Abruptum, Absu, Emit, Xasthur, Leviathan, and even some more "mainstream" bands like Cradle of Filth, Behemoth, and Dimmu Borgir.
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When it goes from demented screaming to JoJo calmly saying 'you bite people' always kills me
Golden comment
I would say so
I would say so
@@zebulonrandall802 You sent your comment twice :)
Batushka “you have trust issues”
This killed me hahaha
You are bipolar
That's a Russian bathtub right?
😭😭😭😂😂😂💀
lol
If your favorite band is MGLA, you have read exactly 1 book each of Schopenhauer and Nietzsche
Lmao basically
Or a fan of Ted Kaczynski
@@peta8219based
Patiently waiting for the death metal version of this
Oh it’s happening.
@@jojoplaysmusic I hope you add some death/doom to this video! 🤘
Summoning: “You only read books written by JRR Tolkien, and you probably talk about the Middle-Earth lore all the time in front of your friends”
Lmao yeah
Bathory: You love to scream "Valhalla" top of your lungs on a boat, while on a vacay in Norway fjords
00:44
That SORT of military memorabilia we don't talk about.
1:21 As a Burzum fan, I can confirm that it's true
Lmfao same
Blasphemy / Archgoat: You are overweight and bald but you wear sick sunglasses, also you don't know any other colours aside from black, white and red.
I know this is all for comedy but I love Burzum because the music is hauntingly beautiful and atmospheric haha, and I really enjoy the folklore/fantasy elements to it. And can't forget the memorable riffs.
Is Burzum my favourite BM band? .... hard to say 🤔 it was definitely my first BM band I heard and it's special to me, got me way more into metal than I was previously, but there's a TON of other amazing BM bands too.
That’s fair
Filosofem is Odin tier
Windir-My situation I faced everyday
“Svartesmeden og lundamyrstrollet" (The Blacksmith and the Troll of Lundamyri") probably my all time favourite song.
@@robertdemon3550 my favourite songs for windir:
Arntor,ein windir
Journey to the end
1184
Svartesmeden og lundamyr strollet
Beginning
The ending
Yikes, well, my favourite black metal bands would have to be Bathory, Venom, and Darkthrone, so I guess that makes me old! Haha! (I am turning 46 later this year...) Although I don't only listen to metal (and neither does Fenriz, for that matter); during my commutes to work this week, I've been playing 60s psychedelic rock (It's A Beautiful Day, The Growing Concern) and psytrance (Alien Project). I also have a great fondness for Mayhem (I wear my "Deathcrush" hoodie all the time!), Emperor ("In The Nightside Eclipse" will always be a special favourite of mine in particular), Gorgoroth, Immortal (but I mean, come on, how could anyone not like Abbath?), and Burzum (you also ought to include Hellhammer / Celtic Frost on here, my friend; they were one of the black metal pioneers, and an enormous influence on Darkthrone for example). Thank you for the fun video!
Yes, it makes you old. But you are not alone (i am 43yo).
I'm 20, and my fav (black metal) bands are Immortal, Dissection, Darkthrone and Burzum (and Mayhem, of course. Blasphemer era in general and "Grand Declaration of War" in particular are brilliant). But I also love Venom (the first two albums) and Bathory (Viking era a little more than black, although the first album is a masterpiece). Idk, either you guys aren't as old as you think, or I'm not as young internally as I am externally)
Horna, Sargeist, Satanic Warmaster: Youre very angry and drink a lot
And you may love the french black metal bands from the 90's and early 2000's, like Seigneur Voland, Kristallnacht and Blessed in Sin, which are pretty damn good, but still are kind of nazis.
Deathspell Omega is my fav! You should do a pt. 2
as a marduk fan i can confirm, also that many of us feel the need to argue about who is the best vocalist the band ever had (and why mortuus is the correct answer) lmao
Mortuus IS the correct answer
Mortuus is rude
Mortuus is the number one by far, and him being rude makes him even better.
Love Marduk their best album “Those of the Unlight”
You mean Legion, right ?
I don't know a lot when it comes to the music itself in black metal but I know about Emit and I love how you just let it speak for itself 😂
My favourite subgenre of Black metal will always be DSBM, and my favourite dsbm bands are Woods of Desolation and Kultura Kurenija.
Somehow I never got into regular Black metal, with the exception of Burzum and Behemoth, but I like it when other genres are fused with Black, like blackened death and blackened deathcore
Did you ever heard Thy Light? It's very good. Take a look.
So you might definitely give a try to Lifelover and Psychonaut 4.
i feel at home with my DSBM bros
So I guess this is the DSBM group - man I'm in!
As a silencer fan, I absolutely need help finding my rope
Nooooo
My favorite bands
-venom
-mayhem (all eras)
-burzum
-dark funeral
-1349
-leviathan
-emit
-stalaggh
-immortal
-deathspell omega
-Abruptum
And
-gnaw their tounges
What are your favorite songs bu Leviathan?
Top 10 top 10 if you don't mind
Favorite is venom but im not reading that essay 😭
I still say that Venom is more of a thrash band. Blackened thrash.
my favourite black metal band is metallica what does it says about me
It says 🤓 about you
For me when it comes to BM my favorite bands are Emperor, Blasphemy, Dissection and sacramentum. As honorable mentions id even say Dimmu borgir, Satyricon and abigor have those melodic even bewitching and powerful riffs and blast beats i really enjoy. And of course there’s tons of different bands that made brilliant albums. (And very rough ones) Not the biggest BM listener but i love the atmospheric instrumentals even raw expressed vocals. It’s super fire. And also cold. Very cold.
I'm a power metal and melodic death fan but i ADORE Dimmu Borgir!
What kind of era you love the most of Satyricon?
Dimmu is just gorgeous.
@@rahmatsumantri6577 Easily mother north or shadow throne era from what i listened to at the time. They’re definitely a good band but i don’t keep up w them as much now.
Jojo!!! my fave is ulver...their evolution has amazed me...i guess they helped my expand my musical tastes, got into triphop/bass/groove based music...still love metal tho as a 52 yr old guitar metal rhythm dude...cheers all!!!
Ulver is great! EOS is magnificent.
@@jojoplaysmusic just listened to some EOS...me likey!!! been really into 1914 and kanonenfieber lately...gonna see incantation and goatwhore next monday...cheers brother!!!
[Bathory]: you have probably been using an electric guitars for a long time and recently found out about acoustic
Mgla- you are a drummer. Also, super cool to see Imperial Triumphant on here. Just found them about a month or two ago and have been impressed with how different they sound.
Shining: "If you tell us you're our biggest fan, we'll ask why are you still alive..."
I’ve listened to black metal since ‘95 and there’s too many bands to list Satyricon, Dissection, Windir, Sacramentum, Burzum, Summoning, Immortal, Marduk, Enthroned and there’s so many new bands that are awesome.
Probably my favourite song “Svartesmeden og lundamyrstrollet" (The Blacksmith and the Troll of Lundamyri") by Windir “Fagning” is another awesome song by them.
Fav dissection song?
@@Otomano3 My favourite Dissection album is the Somberlain the whole album is amazing Black Horizons and The Somberlain are great songs.
@@robertdemon3550 I see, I really love shadow over a lost kingdom
@@Otomano3 That’s a bloody good song that whole album every song is a masterpiece.
“You bite people” 😂
Master's Hammer / Root: You probably go on endless tirades online about how black metal wasn't defined by the Norwegian scene and that black metal was an international movement of underground bands inspired strongly by not only first-wave bands such as Venom, Bathory and Hellhammer, but also took stronger inspiration from the riff structures of Mercyful Fate than their Norwegian contemporaries and... oh wait that's me.
1:52 the sound that plays in my head whenever I need to shit and someone else took the bathroom first
Despite my love for Burzum (Unhealthy), Immortal will always be my favorite. Some others that I love are Darkthrone, Nocturnal Depression, and such.
But I've never been huge into Mgla. I've tried to get into it but I just don't like it much. Shits still rad though
Burzum isn't a bad person he was just mislead
That was fucking great!; I laughed my ass off. Beautiful. Do you have one about death metal?
I will
Imperial triumphant... thanks for showing me them, i like you too
You’re welcome. I’m just doing the lord’s work.
What are your favorite songs by Imperial Triumphant?
Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind
Me as a Venom fan: "I am only 21."😂
Hahaha I'm 17 and a venom fan so I win 🤓
Thy light (DSBM) as I'm here literally post suicide attempt
I have never connected more to any music project than Wrest's Leviathan everything abt it is just incredibly awesome to me
Leviathan is great
What are your favorite songs by Leviathan?
Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind
I just turned into a (cool) goth girl with a boyfriend…
Well, isn’t this an interesting Thursday!?
Deathspell Omega: You go on very long rants about metaphysical satanism.
Krallice: You have a slightly heavier taste than the Deafheaven kids
Summoning: You've read The Hobbit, all LotR books and The Silmarillion
Sigh: You're wacky
Ved Buens Ende: Same as the last one
Anaal Nathrakh: You don't care if you can't understand what they're saying
Windir: I'm so sorry for you
Pensees Nocturnes: You're not afraid of clowns
Bethlehem: You think the vocalist doesn't sound like Rainer Landfermann the band sucks
Grausamkeit: You have a severe heroin addiction (very cool)
Inquisition: You don't care about shitty vocals
Paysage D'Hiver: You don't know what audio quality is
Agalloch: Most black metal is too heavy for you
Peste Noire, Absurd, Nokturnal Mortum (early), literally any NSBM band: You scare me
Drudkh: You won't listen to Burzum because you don't like Varg
Murmuüre: I can't think of a joke for this one you're just really based
Darkthrone: you only listen to old school metal from 1970 till 1993 and anything after that is shit. If it's a new band, they must be NWOTHM, retro thrash or late 80 death. Also, no typewriter drums. Lastly....ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATION. YEAAAAH!
Lmao exactly
[Venom]: you probably like Motörhead and wish they had a darker style
As someone who's favorite black metal band is Emperor, I can confirm that i barely ever wear metal shirts except for when I go to a show(may or may not be because I don't own many)
In other words: boring band with boring fans.
I can't believe I actually paused the video to read that long post shot LOL
1:04 ...Yeah. You got me. 😂
l like raw black metal with the right amount of romance, disgust and misery,
bands like Strid, Burzum, Grimlair, Sale Freux, Abyssic Hate and so on.
Also the classic stuff like Venom, Bathory, Hellhammer,
What that says about me? who gives a fuck..
Can't wait for Iperyt thinks about you
All of these are spot on.
Emperor is spot on haha
I first started listening to cradle of filth in 2001, since then, I am obsessed. I listened to every single album they released plus the rare demos.
What no Watain? I call shenanigans.
Emperor, Enslaved and Immortal for me Sir...some Burzum too
Dark Funeral fans: "You are secretly a death metal fanatic solely. However, you have friends that are black metal fans so you just go with the flow."
DSBM is truly the very pinnacle though, lets be real.
Dimmu Borgir is me, not a big black metal guy although I do enjoy some of Dimmus early albums. I also love Blackened Deathcore my favorite being Mental Cruelty.
Profanatica "you hate going to Sunday school and gonna make sure EVERYONE knows it.
Living color is my favorite black metal band
As someone who’s a big fan of behemoth, that does sound like something I would do. But it would be like a really short rant though
0:14
was hoping for agalloch to be here :c shame !!! lol
Never heard of Imperial Triumphant until now, they look cool as hell.
Edit: They *ARE* cool as hell.
One of my favourite Avant-garde BM bands, they realised new album few days ago.
@@borvor_ What are your favorite songs by Imperial Triumphant?
Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind
@@rahmatsumantri6577 Sure thing, random order
1. Sodom
2. Gommorah
3. From Palaces of the Hive
4. Opposing Holiness
5. Kaleidoscopic Orgies
6. Breath of Innocence
7. Swarming Opulence
8. Cosmopolis
9. City Swine
10. Atomic Age
I don't know their first albums, Neoclassical BM isn't for me.
@@borvor_ thanks a lot😁gonna check them..
Well, I AM old. So, Bathory makes sense.
Mgła: You're a massive downer. Also nobody can tell if you're fascist or not
Revenge: Same as above, but you collect weapons
marduk: everyone can tell that you're fascist
You got me on belphegor
Hey what about SIGH or Blasphemy? And Mystifier?
You're the chad, burzum fans are afraid of you stealing their girlfriends.
you could have gave a warning before emit, holy shit
[Nehëmah]: you probably like unintelligible vocals
You have really good tastes. It's one of the best BM bands from the french scene.
That was a good one
The same thing but with dm bands would be pretty cool :D
Expect it soon.
Marduk, Belkètre, Silencer, Bathory
Internal cold - "You is very sad, and you needs a help"
As a Marduk and Burzum fan you got that right
That Emperor one is half true. I am soft spoken, but I wear metal shirts every day of the week, baby! Unless I’m working.
Silencer :) hehe, i love it
I mean… am I wrong?
@@jojoplaysmusic no you're not x) I have schizophrenia just like Nattramn
I need help 😭
Lol this was hilarious 🤘😎🤘
Only venom & bathory I like.
I'll listen to darkthrone here and there...
The ending scared me ngl 😭
Lol. I'm the Dimmu Borgir guy. I'm not really a fan of black metal, in general, but some bands are cool. I find this video particularly funny.
Yep, I'm old as fuck!!!!!
So true with the Emperor one.
I know my Emperor fans.
Tell me what you think a specific band being your favorite says about you.
Saor : you like scotland so much, nice
@@skogeniswashed SCOTLAND FOREEEVAAAAA
Their all my favorite bands
@@jojoplaysmusic or Véhémence : *speaking old french from the deepest of the middle age*
@@skogeniswashed gonna have yo correct you on that.
VÉHÉMENCE: you’re the dungeon master in your friends’ Dnd campaign.
This is a good one I am going to give it a pretty high score of 8 point 6 out of 10
I'm Mayhem fan all kinds of Mayhem and I don't know the band where you said like frogs, but I love love love frogs!
That’s Immortal
No Drudkh 🥺
Drudkh and Winterfylleth deserve more recognition 👏
Drudkh is great
@@beyota666 I do love me some Winterfylleth too. The opening riff from Ensigns of Victory pierces through my heart.
Right at this moment today my favorite band it midnight
If you don’t hate modern society and you like black metal ur weird
I mean, yeah, probably.
Taake: your based
Venom is my absolute favorite Black Metal band, and one of my favorite bands ever, but only because I’m not really a fan of Black Metal.
Thats cool, but hold on… you sell poop? 🤨👀
@@jojoplaysmusic indeed
@@therealeikichionizuka price?
@@jojoplaysmusic 5 Italian lire
@@therealeikichionizuka your terms are acceptable
Im the immortal and dimmu borgir person
We dont have “favourites” because we dont live at home with our mummys being given choices between rainbows and fcuking unicorns😈🤘
huh?
by this video's logic, i am a walking paradox; i like both dimmu borgir AND darkthrone >:)
I'm definitely the Marduk fan here lol
I collect lots of military trinkets, some including guns, replica swords, and replica polearms
Nice!
Mesarthim, Mare Cognitum, Progenie Terrestre Pura etc. - you are cool, also you love to read about science and astrology
Wdym im old for listening to Venom and Bathory
Im Just 16
You wrote 61 backwards
I freaking listen to venom Welcome To Hell & Black Metal every Darn Day at work because it increases my dopamine levels, and don’t get me started on Bathory, Bathory and I believe I am old, even though I am 23,.
But apart from that I absolutely love Immortal, it’s funny b/c I, do not take myself too seriously, and I believe Frogs have the cutest freaking bellies. So yeah. And well Batushka, is the best album to have intercourse with someone you love and that loves and truly appreciates the combination of religion themed art on a band that it’s singing incorporates the Gregorian and blast beats, and fast tempos. Bro it’s amazing. PLUS Idk man, I can never ever settle for one. It’s impossible
As the Puppet of the United States, and with someone’s hand up my arsh, I approve these true and mind blowing statements. 0r was dinner at 630 and who’s this Walter guy?
Nachblut could've been added even though they're dark metal and not black metal (though COF can be same argument)
Either Bathory or Windir. Followed closely by Panopticon and Enslaved.
Would LifeLover also fall under "Please get help"?
Probably
would be nice to see a melodeath ver of this heh
Well I included some melodeath bands in the death metal edition.
The Absu one was funny. Did you ever check out The Chasm? If you did,I hope you liked them. Hey what if Nachtmystium was someone's favorite bm band?
Is it black metal? Here I am, this is the real evil
emit, leviathan, silencer are my favs
What are your favorite songs by Leviathan? Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind